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Well not really, I just kinda threw that on their cause it's a catchy title. Hi I'm Bill and I'm not crazy, just bored. Boredom has led to the crazy concoction you are about to read. If you're accustomed to Tim's mad work then maybe you'll enjoy my stuff. If you're new to Tim's stuff and are turned off by it then maybe you'll enjoy my stuff. Personally I think Tim is one disturbed individual, which coming from me says a lot. But his stuff usually makes me laugh with maniacal glee! But enough about Tim, cause this whole introduction is suppose to be about me, and the comic you are about to read. I've never watched soap operas in my life, but for some reason I have a dream of creating my own daily soap opera. Life Won't Wait is what the results would be, mad inbred immortals, hermaphrodites, and incest. Now I don't condone any of these things, but they're irresistible subjects to write about, and when you've got no social life like I do you have more than enough time to create a world of weirdo's. The adventures of Polly and Tommy will be an interesting trip. Polly's been around awhile, and really dislikes her family, Tommy her son is about to discover a new world that he never knew existed. The two are in for one crazy road trip across America as they are pursued by Polly's sister, and her army of virgin grandchildren.
If that pitch doesn't grab you're attention then nothing will!

This will most likely be my first and last comic with Tim, so if you hate my stuff don't worry, but if you like it and are interested in the further adventures of Polly and Tommy then contact me for info about my new anthology series I'm working on, which will include my new creation The Sparks! The Sparks are a combination of Charlie's Angels, Josie and the Pussy Cats, the Donnas, and L7. So contact me at A.I. Productions. RFD #1 Box 365. Riclunond ME 04357. Enjoy!

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