Economics for dummies

What will you do if you had two cows? Keep them, sell them, outsource them?

Here's a look at what
Different people would do

with two cows «...

Economics for dummies Traditional economics You have two cows You sell one & buy a bull Your herd multiplies You retire on the income .

Economics for dummies INFOSYS ECONOMICS You have 2 cows You put both of them on the bench & hire another two to do the job .

Economics for dummies TCS ECONOMICS You have 2 cows You tell them that only one will go onsite You ask both of them to fight for the only H1B Visa Both of them die after fighting .

Economics for dummies HCL ECONOMICS You have 2 cows You milk them only for 24 hours on just 7 days a week They run away .

Economics for dummies WIPRO ECONOMICS You have 2 cows You train them for 2 months on how to milk themselves Then u ask them to pull bullock carts .

Economics for dummies AMERICAN ECONOMICS You have two cows You sell one & force the other to produce the milk of 4 cows You profess surprise when the cow drops dead .

Economics for dummies FRENCH ECONOMICS You have two cows You go on strike because you want three cows .

Economics for dummies BRITISH ECONOMICS You have two cows They are both mad cows .

eat once a month & milk themselves. .Economics for dummies GERMAN ECONOMICS You have two cows You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years.

Economics for dummies SWISS ECONOMICS You have 5.000 cows. none of which belong to you You charge others for storing them .

Economics for dummies JAPANESE ECONOMICS You have two cows You redesign them to 1/10th the size of a normal cow & make 20times the milk You then create cartoon cows called Cowkimon & market them .

high bovine productivity & arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers .Economics for dummies CHINESE ECONOMICS You have two cows You have 300 people milking them You claim full employment.

China for military aid. Italy for machines. Germany for technology. Switzerland for loans.Economics for dummies PAKISTAN ECONOMICS You don't have any cows You claim that the Indian cows belong to you « Then ask the US for financial aid. British for Warplanes. You buy the cows with all this & claim of exploitation by the world . French for submarines.

Economics for dummies INDIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows You worship them .

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