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Balayya desperately wanted to rope in the India's sizzling hot actess Aishwarya Rai in his next movie - Ambika Productions or whatever. So he called up Aish. This is how the conversation happened: Balayya - Hello Aishwarya jee, I am balakrishna Aish - Aish: WHO??? Balayya - It is me Aish jee, late N.T Rama Rao son. You don't know me? Aish - Which one? I heard he's got almost a dozen of them. Balayya - Even I don't remeber which one. Do you read news papers?
tum bhi.In all my previous movies i ran my fingers through hero's hair? I can't do that to u right? Balayya . that way it is romantic also. Aish . Power of Indian. It is easy for me.these days telugu songs are being played in channel V and MTV. My director showed me on his computer Aish . but in real I dont have mental. why? Balayya .No problem.whattttt? do u think i am crazy to do a film with you? Balayya . always u dont wear shoes.I want u act with me as heroine in my new film. How tall are u? Balayya . what would my friends think about me if they see me dancing with you? Balayya . It was shown in TV also Aish . My fans like my romance very much. u shud see that film.why? how much money u want? my producer will pay any much u want otherwise i will shoot him no? Aish . I have hair all over my body except on head. Aish . but i shot in the back seat. tell me about your last film Balayya . very big action. i fight with Pakistan. No Aish jee. in that I made lot of actions.u spoke in telugu with Pakistanis? wow! why you talking to me in English? Balayya .Yes. I just acted. I mean not film shooting.I don't know.Aish .ababa nee yabba. i wanted to shoot producer gain but already one case was going on no? Aish . Aish .what? Aish . I don't shoot heroines Aish .oh! Balayya .I did shooting last year and it came in all newspapers. But not enough for films you know. I don't know internet.Yeah. Aish .And they really belived i am mental. It is in our family. that’s why it became flop. You go ahead Balayya .You bet. You can do with my chest hair. in our blood. So you just started ur career? Balayya .ihatebalayya. Balayya . Aish . You acted in one movie with salman no? Aish . I shot the producer and one more guy. Balayya .Ok. It is a movie called vijayendra varma.You go to www. I do.What is that in your family? Mental? Balayya .Yeah but he has a great body and u r a fat azz with a big tummy Balayya . . I never do in-shirt. So no death happened.shut up and go shoot urself.Yes. Aish .pleaseeeeeeeeeeee Aish .5'5" Aish .You shot someone and You still doing films? How come? Aren't u supposed to be in Jail? Balayya .Oh! Ok I will find myself.you very beautiful gal no? that’s why.Nothing. Action is in our family.hahahaha. I wanna know u better..Yes. they understood.Let me see ur pic? where can i see it? Balayya . kya Aish jee.What?? I am 5'9" Balayya .You look very short. I said I have mental. Aish . Problem solve. so when u coming Hyderabad for my film? Aish .Oh. I am there. i don't know Hindi no? so i speak telugu with them.com and see my pics. hahaha Aish . Gun shooting. But don't worry.By the way it's katrina kaif not katarnak kaif: But I call ker kathi. What do I have to look for? Balayya .So what? I wear very high heel shoes.Was that a wig u wearing in the pics? Balayya . but public did not understand.Oh.That no problem. I have already started to believe it.No Aish jee. Always shirt outside only Aish .What? You shot someone? Balayya . Aish .. I have hair. You don't worry.
Andike pattukochchaaaaaa. Joke-6 balayya goes to the programme "koun banega karod pathi".nee cell ivvu Balayya: Naa cell full charginglo undi bluetooth on chey pampistaaaa Jr N: wat a great idea babai!!!!!!! Joke-5 Jr N: Enti babay kotta kurchi ekkadidi? Balayya: Adem ledura ninna interview ki vellin'te take your seat annaaru..! .60 Candels pettadam kastam kada andhukani. lawyerga work chesi pedda pedda building lu kattukuntu collector ga job chesukunta SIR: orey nijam chepu ra nuvu balakrishna fan kada.Cake meeda BULB endhuku petav babai? Balayya .Manchi software company lo. the conversation between amitabachchan and balayya.?? Joke-2 Balayya: Nenu kuda jagan la odarpu yatra cheddam anukuntunnara Zunior N: enduku babai? Balayya: mana cinemalu choosi chanipoyina varikosam Zunior N: nuvu keka babai Joke-3 Balaya: Doctor. Can you please repair it? Doctor: Stupid.. you knw who iam? Balaya: Of course I heard that you are a famous "Plastic Surgeon" Joke-4 Jr N: Babai naa celllo charging ledu. this Bucket has got a hole.. Amitab: In which state godavari flows? Balayya: Liquid State (some one is clapped amitab is shocked ) (balayya looked behind) Jr N: Babai super!!! Joke-7 American: First we land on moon Russian: First we land on jupitor Balayya from India: Said first we land on sun America: How is it possible itso hot Balayya: Ore swamy memu night land ayyamura Joke-8 Balayya's 60th B'day NTR . 60 wats bulb pettanu. Police Ayyi.Joke-1 SIR: Nuvvu em kaavalukuntunav? STUDENT: Nenu MBBS chadivi.
Aare pizza shop lo delivery free anta ra.!!!!!!!!! Joke-11 Balayya .. a girl received the call Balayya .. dimma dirigi mind block avuthundo vaade ballayy Aadi: Ammathodu addanga narukkunta Avadikanna Balayya theliyaka pothey? Joke-10 BALLAYA KI PELLI PELLI CHUPULU.idhi AYODHYA ki vellinda!! Sorry sitamma !!!!! .Mari Tuesday ela untadu? AGHORA: Inko 400 years ayna nuv marav ra baaliga Joke-14 Jr..NTR .....hello evaru? Girl .Nuvvu keka babai Joke-9 Movie Dialogues about Balayya Pokiri: Evadi cinima chusthe..chadivinave 2 mukkalu avi kuda malla reverse lona..Aare jagrata hand writing teda rakunda chudu. Balayya ."batta tala" vunte chala goppa vallu avtaranta nijamena??? Lecturer ..!!! Joke-16 Ballaya calling 2 customer care.Ayyo devuda.Arey na lover ki msg pampali ra..!!!!!!! Joke-15 Balayya .Adenti babai pinni pregnant kada mari delivari ki hospital kakunda pizza shop ki enduku teeskellav? Balayya ..BABAI NEN PAMPISTA na mobile ivu. Balayya .I am sita Balayya ..... Jr NTR . Balayya started chasing & found a zebra & started beating by saying "dress maruste kanipettalena !!!!!!!!!!!! Joke-13 Aghora tells ballaya abt magadheera "vadu mande agni golam la kanipistadu" Balayya ....NTR .."Cheviti na kodaka 'batta tala' kadu ra 'pattudala' Joke-12 Once a Donkey Kicked Balayya & Ran away.A Balayya .Entha varaku chadivavu Ammayi: B.
.Check books.. Ki Biscuits ivvu Jr NTR . Jr NTR .Aithe 3 x 4 entha ??? Balayya . Joke-20 Once Balayya & Jr. Jr NTR .Rascal.30 Rs.NTR will go to shop for re-charging mobile with top up card Shop Keeper . Balayya .I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also Joke-24 Laxmi pranitha asked Jr NTR what sort of books you like Jr NTR .So what take an umbrella and go.Poyi Principal ki cheptha. Cream biscuits ivvamani cheppu Joke-21 Once there was an offer in a shop "Take anything for Rs. Tell ur last wish Balayya ..Nuvu Keka babai Joke-23 Balayya .Joke-17 Jr NTR .pls come and watch my film : simha Yamudu . nuvvu naaku sketch vesthava ??? Joke-19 Balayya Proposes her college mate : Rani I LOVE YOU!! RANI .Babai. Balayya goes into the shop takes change for Rs. Jr NTR . Card re-charge chesukunte 26 Rs talk time vasthundhi.I'm Going to Take ur life .Babai 4 x 3 entha ???? Balayya .Adhi kooda teliyadanu kunnava 4 x 3 = 12 ra. I am giving entrance test .Babai Why are you standing at the door? Balayya .It's already raining. Balayya .Velli chetlaki(Tree) ki nilu pattu Jr NTR .1000 and asks for Free saree Joke-22 Balayya to Jr NTR . Balayya .aithe migatha 4 Rs. Nenu neeku Sketch veste.Principal ki already pelli ayipoyindha gaaa.abbaa question reverse ga adigithe answer cheppa lenani anukunnava ??? 3 x 4 = 21 Joke-18 Yamudu .1000 and get 1 saree free".Abbai. Joke-25 Ballaya giving exam while standing at the door.
.Enduku odipoyawu babai Balayya .....????? Jr NTR .BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE. INDIA Match odipoyindhi Balayya .!! Balayya . .Ela abbai Jr NTR ... CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Joke-29 Lecturer asked Jy NTR as: THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF BALAYYA WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO...Baaga thokkadu kani Odipoyadu Jr NTR ...bet kattanu...!!!!! Joke-32 Lecturer asked Jy NTR as: Do you know what Ghajini never forgets? Jr NTR .GHAJINI never forgets BALAYYA name!!!! Ghajini has a tatto with Babai name on his soul Joke-33 Balayyas next project.. Joke-30 Lecturer asked Jy NTR as: THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY what? Jr NTR . THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE... maari migitha 500 Jr NTR . Climax revised. malli odipoyindhi Joke-27 Balayya participated in cycle race..Joke-26 Jr NTR . Titanic in Telugu .Morning cricket match lo Rs 500/.Thet are Babai PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!! Joke-31 DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE: WHEN BALAYYA STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER.Abbai 500 ee kada... SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON.Night high lights mida 500 petta babai.Evado cycle ki stand vesadu ra.odipoyanu Balayya .PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI. Joke-28 BREAKING NEWS ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE.Babai nenu ivala Rs 1000/..
Enough! Take your Seat .No only small babies born here.says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10 Joke-38 American .Enduku babai Balayya .Both survive.Do any great man born your village?? Balayya . Interviewer .Ok Interviewer .Give me the address. Joke-39 Once Balayya attended an Interview.. Drink quickly. Jr NTR .Give me the opposite words.Mini Dad Interviewer .Maxi Mum Balayya ..Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer . Balayya ..Bad Put it Down Interviewer . Balayya swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and Titanic in the other.Made in India Balayya . i will GO Joke-37 Ballaya buy coffee for Jr NTR Ballaya says. Joke-34 THE SARDARJIS ASSOCIATION HAS DECIDED TO DONATE ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS TO BALAYYA AS A TOKEN OF THANKS FOR SHIFTING PEOPLES FOCUS AWAY FROM THEM!!!!! :p Joke-35 Balayya gets an message on his cell: kannayya your son is dead Balayya jumps from the 50th floor at 45th floor he remembers that he did not have a son at 23rd floor he remmebers that he is not married at 3rd floor "shit my name is not kannayya it is Balayya" Joke-36 Joke-36 Jr NTR asked Balayya do you know MS Office? Balayya .Good Keep it Up Balayya .
Idiot! Take your seat Balayya .You didn’t say I come in Interviewer . . nenu GOA lo puttanu… Joke-43 NTR .Rakhi Bagundi evaru kattaru babai…? Balayya .Insufficient! Don’t take my seat Interviewer . Balayya .Battery blast avutundanta… Balayya .I reject you! Balayya .Migilina 900 em chedam ra Joke-41 Balakrishna went to cloth market Balayya .Telusura bacha anduke nenu Battery teesi charging Pettanu… Joke-44 NTR . Balayya .Clever! Don’t take my seat Interviewer . They saw 1000Rs note on the road.Tiruvnannthapuram…. Balayya .Me birth place ekkda…? Balayya . Salesman . Jr NTR .Abundance na Lovertho nene kattiinchukunna… Joke-45 “SPIDER MAN” remaking BALAIAH and the Title will be.I say you get out! Balayya .: Endukura …? NTR ..Manam fifty fifty theesukundam babai. “SEEMALO SALEPURUGU” CAPTION: Veedu paakaledu yem Peekaledu Joke-46 Balakrishna and Jr NTR iddaru Raylaseema ki vellaru.Nee yabba plane lo kadu ra ikkade chupinchu… Joke-42 Interviewer .You appoint me Joke-40 Jr..Manchi cloth chupinchandi.Adenti Babai Tablet sides cut chesi vesukuntunnavu…? Balayya .Indaka joke chesa..Side effects rakunda untayani.plane lo chupinch mantara…. Interviewer .Tell me the spelling…? Balayya .Ntr&balaya walking on the road. NTR .Babai ratri mobile charging petti padukoku.Balayya .
Correct ga chepu raa. No Yes No Yes No Balayya .Babai em ayyendi face ala change chesukunnavu Balayya . No Yes No Yes No Joke-51 Balayya . Jr NTR .Nuvvu pattukunnadi matti kaadu babai PEDA….Yes. Balayya shouts: I have reached Angalore Angalore Joke-50 Balayya .Babai Why are you writing slowly? Balayya .. Jr NTR . Jr NTR .neeku enni sarlu cheppanu. vasthunaya leda Jr NTR .. Joke-48 Joke-49 Balayya in flight shouts: I have reached Bangalore. what is Microsoft Excel? Balayya . Joke-47 Teacher .Balayya how many fingers in your hand? Balayya . Air hostess: B silent Balayya.. I have reached Bangalore.Abbai Look out of the window and tell me if the indicator lights are working or not.Em ledu raa.Mattivasana maripoyindi raaa Jr NTR .Yes."It is a powder like Surf Excel to clean computer . mana Tarak ki letter rasthunanu vadu fast ga chadava ledu ga.'6'madam. Teacher ."NEE AYYA NUV DRAWYER LO VELTHAVA ENTRA!" Joke-54 Balayya in a Computr LAB lecturer questioned. nikkar lo cheyyi petti answer cheppoddani. Ventane….Rayala seema lo adugupettagane Balakrishna ventane Mattini pattukoni vasan choossadu antha lone face change chesukunnadu.Nuvu keka Babai Joke-52 Balayya is setting up a new college in Hyderabad and decided to name it as "Balayya Medical college of Engineering" Joke-53 A bird SHITS on BALAYYAHe shouts Angrily. Jr NTR . "NEE YANKAMMA DRAWYER ESUKOACHU KADA" then Bird shouted Back.writing something very slowly.
nuvvu okka idli thinna ventane. aa last medicine maatram dorakatam ledu.. Joke-59 Balayya has applied for a job in mobile company and he was thrown out for answering the first question itself.kaadu nuvvu okkati kante ekkuva tinalevu.TV lo arogyaniki rakshana isthundhi lifeboy ani add vasthunte chusi soap thinesa. = = I AM A VERY FATHER'LY PERSON.Cha 6 ani cheppi unte neekoka super joke cheppevadini. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR .. Jr..abba super joke cheppav ra. SOME OF MY FATHER'S ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE..Orey khali kadupuna nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu... Joke-57 Balayya . Friend .. ela dorukuthundi.... Jr NTR .110Rs . Balayya . Joke-60 Balayya goes to a shop for buying shampoo. FRIND place lo FATHER petti ila rasadu.ok...Ala ela autundi. meeru raasina mandullo (medicines) anni dorikayi kaani.CARTOON NETWORK. Balayya goes to Jr. adi naa signature ra JAFFA.... you know what was the question? Interviewer .khali kadupuna(empty stomach) nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu? Balayya . adi khali kadupu avvadu kada??? Balayya . ani antadu. ikkada lifeboy soap pettanu ledhe? Balayya . Balayya ...NTR & asks him the same question: Balayya .Joke-55 BALAIAH English exam kosam "FRIEND" ane essay prepare ayyadu... maa Jr.NTR ni kuda aduguthanu.Doctorgaru.Stupid.. Doctor ..... sare naaku prove chesi chupinchu.6 Friend .. Joke-58 A friend of Balayya asks him a question: Friend . Kani examlo "FATHER" ane essay vachindi. I HAVE LOTS OF FATHER'S. ani akkadi nundi vellipothadu.Nuvu keka babai Joke-56 Balayya's wife: Yemandi...Ee shampoo entha? Shopkeeper .. Balayya .Which is the best and biggest network and the answer was an amazing one..NTR:10 Balayya .
Enduku abaddam cheptav. samudram lo uppu untundi kabatti.Asked why there is a hole in the Umrella? Balayya .asked Balayya nuvvu jail ku endhuku vachav? Balayya .Take whole body scan.You are very Lucky my Car starts with Petrol ! Joke-69 . samudram enduku 'uppongu tundi'? Jr Ntr .Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept Joke-64 Balayya .All over my body where I press I have pain.Because he wanted to hear cool music. Joke-63 Lecturer . Balayya .Aithe rendu 4th class books ivvandi repu exam undi naku Joke-62 Lecturer .Stock ledu Balayya .Why did Balayya put his radio in his refrigerator Jr Ntr .Babai..I dont know but it starts with T Balayya .Emiledu sir. Doctor .How do I know if rain stops. Jr Ntr . Balayya .Why did Balayya sleep with a scale? Jr Ntr .Balayya .Ok Doctor .. deeni meeda dandruff free ani raasi undi kada? mari emi free ledu antaave??? Joke-61 Ballaya to shopkeeper: oka 8th class book ivvandi Shopkeeper .Deenitho paatu emanna free unda? Shopkeeper .Whats your car name Jr Ntr .Result of scan: finger fractured! Joke-65 Balayya . edi kuda teliyadha? Joke-66 Oneday Balayya was walking in the rain.Orey abbai.oka lady journalist T shirt midha "press" ani rasi unte press chesaa anthe ! Joke-68 Balayya . that's why this hole Joke-67 JAILER .
! Bank Manager .I am soooo happy to share with u all that Rakhi Savanth is in my next movie.Was putting dogs tail into a pipe....Ayethe tablet vesuko Balayya .. Jr Ntr .Babai dogs tail never become straight. nenu tablet vesukunna kani adhi kadupuloki vellindhi.Nevvu keka babai!! Joke-75 Balayya ...Thala noppiraa.Enduku babai thalakendhuluga velladuthunnadu.sir.Balayya circle ga theruguthu vuntadu Jr Ntr ...I m Not Fool.... kabbati adhi thalaloke vellalanee thalakendhuluga velladuthunnadu.Yes. Balayya .!!!! from that only I am saying. I Have Already Signed All Cheques Joke-70 Balayya .....Enduku babai circle ga theruguthu vunnavu Balayya ...Babai water nundi current enduku teetharu. I have no Idea...orey dheeni meaning cheppu ra’I AM GOING “ante enti? Jr Ntr .Nuvvu keka babai Joke-76 Jr Ntr . phone lo roju bedhirimpu calls vastunnai Police ...Lost His Cheque Book.. mine is Airtel.Balayya .Recharge cheskokapothe connection cut chestamani sir! Joke-72 Balayya .Orey idiot I am trying to bend the pipe. Any1 Can Put Ur Sign.. Balayya .You have no Idea what you are saying. Joke-74 Balayya . Joke-77 ..! Jr Ntr ...Nenu fool ne anukuntunnava...plz ra answer cheppi pora.? Balayya .. Joke-73 Balayya .Aala tiyakapothe manamu snanam chesetapudu shock kodatadi kadara.Oooh God!! Babai..Nenu okadiki call chesthe vallu therigi prayatnenchandhi ani annaru andhuke! Jr Ntr ..Emani? Balayya ..'nenu velthunna’..!!!! Balayya . Balayya .Be Careful. Jr Ntr .. Joke-71 Balayya ..... Balayya .. Jr Ntr .Balayya Thalakendhuluga velladuthunnadu Jr Ntr .
Prajalu .Babu idi pagala rathra? Balayya replied. dance manesthadu. chali veyatleda. Nuvvena neku la unna seema pandina..! Joke-80 Balayya bobo joke Bobo speed 1 bit memory 1 bite Presentation scene: Question-1: who is the worst actor hari krishna or tarak? Ans: hypothetical question Question-2: Mee daggarnunchi andariki nacche film eppudu vastundi? Ans: adi meeru 100 yrs wait chesina raadu Last Question: Devudu vunnada leda? Ans: kaleja cinema chusa devudu unnadu..???? Joke-79 Jr Ntr .Nenu bowling chestunnapudu vadu nannu "OVER AINDI" ani Thittadura anduke kottanu ra .. పచచ కకకనవత... Balayya . Old & Blind Man . ఇంక రజ ఊర పందన కడ అవత!! Joke-82 Jr Ntr .Ori baaliga nuvva ra.inka avasaram ithey maro cinema tiyadam apesthadu. Chinnarula chaddilo pad la... Kopamlo adavi dunna la. . Intaki nuvvu manishiva balayya va.antha cool water tho bath ela chesthunav.Enduku babai umpire ni kottavu. Joke-78 Nurse . Joke-81 Balayya Next Movie Dialogue ... wife hospital lo unite Kuthuru intlo ela putindi. Balayya ....Arey jaffa nenu already sweeter vesukoni chesthunanu:) Nevu kaka Babai Funny Dialogue from parama veera chakra: Balayya .Old & Blind Man .ప ల కసం కకకనవత ... Ninnena nenu chusthundi adavi pandina.. ఊర కకకనవత.? Balayya .. Chupullo pandi kokkula.Ammo thatha garu nenu kuda e vuriki kothe... Rupam lo gunna enugula..Are yem technology...Avasaram ithe prajala kosam acting manesthadu.Neeku adey correct decision Song from salute.fighting manesthadu..Babai.Congrats sir me intlo mahalakshmilanti kuthuru putindi ...