Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn`t have given you worse advice. Are your parents siblings? As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner. Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you`d had enough oxygen at birth? Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you? Don`t you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull? Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? Don`t you need a license to be that ugly? Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege! Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It`ll only take 10 seconds. Have you considered suing your brains for non-support? He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed! He is living proof that man can live without a brain! He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot. He`s not stupid; he`s possessed by a retarded ghost. Here`s 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change! Hi! I`m a human being! What are you? How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? I`d like to see things from your point of view but I can`t seem to get my head that far up my ass. I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you`ve never used it. I bet your mother has a loud bark! I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit? I don`t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat. I don`t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! I don`t think you are a fool. But then what`s MY opinion against thousands of others? I hear the only place you`re ever invited is outside. I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter? I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there. I know you are nobody`s fool but maybe someone will adopt you. I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo. I would ask you how old you are but I know you can`t count that high.

You must be the arithmetic man. the police arrested your dad. you add trouble. I`m busy now. Out of 100.. divide attention. you'll never be the man your mother is. It looks light your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork. Shut up. but I know you can't count that high. Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea. If you really want to know about mistakes you should ask your parents.use birth control! Pardon me. If ignorance is bliss. but my favorite commercial is on TV. but you didn't spring far enough.000 sperm. So.. Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you. and A&E made a documentary that saved your life. it would be genocide! If what you don`t know can`t hurt you. but the mafia wanted too much. Learn from your parents` mistakes .and wish you hadn`t. Dumbass. you must be the happiest person alive. subtract pleasure. you were the fastest? When you were born. but I had to pay admission! If I ever need a brain transplant. but you`ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn. a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey. Keep talking. it wouldn`t be murder. If you stand close enough to him. We all sprang from apes. animal control euthanized your brother.but I`m not sure you have anywhere to put it! I`d love to go out with you. she`s invulnerable. . you can hear the ocean. the doctor slapped your mom. You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen.although I`ll keep trying. and multiply ignorance. If you were twice as smart. I`ll never forget the first time we met .I`d like to help you out. I would ask how old you are. I`d choose yours because I`d want a brain that had never been used. Which way did you come in? I`d like to leave you with one thought. You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering. someday you`ll say something intelligent. If your brain was chocolate it wouldn`t fill an M&M. If we were to kill everybody who hates you. you'd still be stupid. There is no vaccine against stupidity. Can I ignore you some other time? I`ve seen people like you before. You re so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you. Some day you will find yourself .

You are a never-was.. and she asked. avoided . so she doesn't make the same mistake. bag of milk and some condoms.. I may be fat but you re ugly and I can diet. Do you still love nature. You re so stupid you got fired from the m&m factory for throwing out all the "w s" Your mamma so fat she has to wear 2 watches because she covers two time zones Your mom just called me.. call all your friends and give me back the change. Nice tan. personally I consider him a cancer and better removed.they made the biggest joke! You re house is so small. You re so stupid you tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order! Learn from your parents mistakes . you pick up a loaf of bread. Yo mama s so fat that she s got smaller fat people orbiting around her. You're so ugly when you popped out the doctor said aww what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it. Why dont you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal. orange is my favourite colour. Yo mama so fat wen she jumped in the ocean the whales started singin "We Are Family..In a nutshell. I have wanted to cut it down.. Ever since I have seen you in your family tree. Some people are has-beens.despite what it did to you? You re so ugly when you were born the doctors didn t know if they should put you in a cradle or a cage Your asinine simian countenance alludes that your fetid stench has anulled the anthropoid ape species diversity.get sterilized. you ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside. Who do you think is the best comedy team? ME? I think it's your parents." Here's 20 cents.. twice. Why don't you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale. . that on your way home.and the less anyone heard of him or his supporters the better.

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