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In real life, would you want to be a defender of tlre universe? Why not? lf I have the power, di ba? Haha. Ang sarapsiguro ng feelingto be a superheroand battle evil. Sa Zaido nga, show pa lang iyon and not real, but the childrenalreadylook up to you. What more kung totoong savior ka na ng universe? What was hatd about being a pulis pangkalawakan? Before namin ginawa yun, we underwentweeks of trainingon ridinga motorcycleand attended fight classeslikearnis,trampoline, and harness.Ang pinaka-na-enjoy ko talagayung trampoline, tapos motorcycle. Nung una kasiwe didn't even know the basics of riding,but we were fast learners. Now that you know how to ride a bike, what type of woman would you want sitting out back? I'd go for those who are not high maintenance. lam more attracted to simplewomen ratherthan those na medyo maarte. Who would she be if she were a stal? Siguro si Angel Locsin. Siya na kasinaging partner ko when I was just starting. I felt na nakuha na namin yung npporl and chemistry that's why when lworked with her, I was reallycomfortable. Would you follow her, though, to the other side of the fence? I don't see any reasonto do that. Wala akong masasabisa pagaalaga at suportang nakukuha ko ngayon. I also want to prove to them I'm wofthy of it all. lt's not my goal to be a superstar.Gusfo ko lang parati akong may trabaho, yung lagi akong nariyan. We hear you're into heavy metal, but in SOFs music video awards you won singing the Air Supply classic.All Out Of Lovel'What gives? Sa tingin ko, magaling lang talaga yung gumawa nung video. Maybe the audiencesaw something different in it. Medyo dark din kasiyung theme.But I'm happy

considering only did that we music video for five hours. Does that mean you have a tendency to leave acting for singing? That's tough kasiparehong matimbang. Pero for work siguro I'll pick acting.You can sing even in the showeror when you're alone. Pero kapag nagact ka nang mag-lsaespecially in crowded areas,people might thinkyou're crazyl Do you have a dark side? Ha ha! | know I'm usually stereotypedas a nice guy because of the roles I play. But like Peter Parkerin SpiderMan 3, I enjoy playingcharacterswith a dark side. Not that I haveone, but it's very challenging playing someonewith a somewhat twisted personality. You could have experienced more had you committed to purcuing your degree in Psychology. Ha ha! ActuallyI finished International Studiesat Miriam College.My first coursewas Psychology. Nung first day ko naisipkong parang hindi ko kaya, fapos some of my friends were taking up lnternational Studies. Sabi nila sa akin, doon na lang daw ako lumipat kasiwalangMath. Lipat agad ako! Ha ha!

Bata pa lang ako mahilig na akong mag-drawing.There was even a time na gustung-gustoko talaga yung concept na ginawa ko kayal had it tattooed on my arm. Pero ngayon,if you notice,it's fading. Pinabubura ko na rin kasi. Wry, the fickle-minded bug bit you? Ha ha! | reallydon't know,but as far as career talk goes, I've always been the type of personna wala talagangambisyon. I'm so differentfrom my friends who had a clear idea of what they wanted to be. Go with the flow lang ako. Good thing show businesscame along. You say you'rc always serious. Do people mistake you for being a snob? Most of the time! Minsan kasi. sobrang tahimikako. But I'm just likethat. May pagkalqner kasiako and a bit antisocial. not the I'm type of person kasi opens up sa mga taong hindi naman gaano ka-close. Ever had a any weird with fans nila na lagi

experiences with them.Thereare ko evenfanswho giveme things,like a gamingconsole kasialamyata nilang mahilig ako sa video games.

Wrat would we find out about you when we see your collection? That I'm into things artistically done. I love movies.I spend my free time watchingfilms or playing video games. Minsan nga after work hindi ako kaagad natutulog. I even havea collectionof DVDs ng moviesthat are hard to find, like those of Akira Kurosawa. How do you express youl artistic side?

Some expensive bounty there? Any other gifts you Gar€ to declarc? It came from a priest,this image of Jesusna parang nasa crib. He even wrote a wonderful letter to go with it. Hindi ko lang iniexpectthat someonelike him would appreciate what I'm doing. Wlry hasn't there been any action figure made in your likeness? Action heroes ale entitled to one!

Sana! Nung una ka pa lang nakitayung costumesnamin in Zaido, naisip ko kaagad na sana magkaroonkami ng merchandise. It's now a hit amongkids so maybe papatok din siya sa market I recentlywent to Japannga tapcs I devoted some time lookingfor a Shaideraction figure. Kasolang wala na rin akong nakuha. Do you still have time for things like, say' sporG? Lately hindi na ako masyadong nakapaglalaropero I used to regularly play badminton. can't I say l'm that good pero siguro mga sevenout of 10 naman ratingko. Do you still commit bloopers? MaramilPinaka-recentko nung pressconference Zaido.lnaabot of ko kasiyung microphonesa rsang writer. Malayo siya sa akin. Tapos when lwas goingbackto the stage,ltripped kasimedyo malaki yung sapatosko. Good thing hrndi namanako tumumba!Ha ha! How imposing a dad will you be? l'll be understanding. Like if he wants to be an actor,I'd support him all the way. He should be seriouswith work and he should be a professional. Those two are the main ingredients para hindi siya mawalan ng trabaho. Pero sa tingin ko mahiyain din yun paglaki katulad ko. KunS papasok man siya, unexpecteddln. llUhy arc you such a chick magnet? Ha ha! | don't reallyknow but if you want me to give a hunch,siguro tahimiklang kasiako,I'm not the type of guy who is out there. Sabi nga ni Popoy (Caritativo, his manager)mysteriousdaw ang aura ko. Siguro yun. So what's your game plan this February? Mahirap kasi mag-planobecause of what I do. But if ever I'd be free,I'd spend it with a special someone kung meron man. Kung wala naman,lwill spend it with my family.FHM lnterview by Janelle D. Guce

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pero, ewan ko..siguro... hindi ko alam. Pero kapag nagshoshow ako masayanamanako na maraming nakakikilala akin. sa Going back to that very first calendarshoot you did with us two years ago-did you really think it would do you any good baring yourself like that? The peoplefromGMA ArtistCenter weretellingme thatyou guyshad really wantedme so bad.That mademe veryhappy. remember I theyshowedme FHM pictures of nd what has she got to say for all AssuntaDe Rossiand asked,"Kaya of this? 'Hindi ko alam!' mo ba'fo?" ltold themI couldonly She doesn'tknow.Katrina, wear two-piecepero beyondthat it appears, not good at taking is hindipa. I don'tevenremember stockof the massive now kung readyna ba ako o fameand fortuneshe has considerable hindi. Bastamasayaakong gusto in amassed four quickyears, ninyo ako. Kasiganon ako-kapag A good thingand bad thing nagsho-show ako kahit isangkanta lang, kapag naramdamankong both at the sametime,if you give gusto ako ng mga tao kakantaako it somethought. Whileshe has definitely cashedin on the destiny kahit ilan pa ang gusto nila. Now we all know how that turned accordedher earlyon in the first StarStruck search, fairlyor unfairly, out, in particular makingit all to the top spot ot FHMs 100 as the bad girl most likely be the to Sexiest List twice. lt can't be any nextmajorsex kitten,Katrina says more beautifulthan that, can it? giveit all she wouldjust as quickly up and go backto her hometown Yanang sobranghindi ako El Nido,Palawan makapaniwalal and forgetshe Oo, masayaako, everwas a celebrity. but I remember whenI was walking As you'llmostdefinitely glean downthe catwalk the 100 Sexiest at from this latestinterview EvenIhindi ko naiisipna akoang with pinaka-sexy ang ganda-gandakol the currentkontrabida queenas at Well, one million votes can't be Angelikain Marimar, FHM triedits best to get Katrina say so herself a joke. Are you still the reluctant to that she is richand famousbeyond star-fame or no fame, it doesn't matter-we read you to be when herwildestdreams, eitherin a But humble a coy denial, just plain you were just slogging it out in fit, or not givinga heck,she downplays Starstruck 1? her successand repeatedly Yes,ganon pa rin ako hanggang makes a casefor goinghometo Palawan. ngayon,nagkataonlang na Ouitehonestly, couldn't we maramiakongprojectsand shows. get it. We're thrilled I'vealwaysbeenjust thankful that we had with a handin making superstar what I have,ine-enjoyko lang. a of her.We want her to be as rich and Hindi ako naghahanap wala ng famousfor as long as she can hold ako.What really gets me going in on to it. Other starscan only hope this business the support the is of people her of matching feat of toppingour who really me. like 100 SexiestListtwice.Lord knows To what extent have fans, the guywho boughtthe Katrina especially the male ones,gotten Halili life-size standee herto out of their way to pleaseyou? for (Veryexcited)Hindi ko inaasahan sign wants her.Justwants her. yung autograph Oh, you knowit, Katrina. Even signingng 2OOB if you don'twant it, somebody FHM calendar,may nagdala ng else is boundto tellyouthatyou haveit, standeenatinl Meron pa siyang got And admitit,you've to loveit,.. dalangstuffedtoy and lettersaying how he had beena fan sincethe She got fame Darnadays.He said he had written Katrina,this time we're really you guysa letterbeggingto buy a sure you are famous, even standeeand that it becameletter superstar material. How does of the month [Mach,Letterof the that sit with you? Month,November 20071.Sabi Hindi-hindi pa rin ako sikat,hindi ninyo raw hindi ibinebenta yun ko siya nararamdaman. kaya magtanong na lang siya sa Although I will say na malakiang naitulong mga newsstand.So ikot daw siya nang ikot,nagtatanong sa akin ng FHM, pati ang soap kaya lang walangibinebenta,hanggangsa operasdahil hindi ako nawawala

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tinulungan siya ngfriend niya na makahanap store at nakiusap ng silang ibenta sa kanila yung standee.Na-touch akol Gonsideringyou were deeply touched, would it be possible for Katrina Halili to fall for the normal guy moving mountains to please her? Pare-parehonaman tayong lahat, di ba, so hindi rin natin masasabi.

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Of course, you're richer now than you ever were because of the success.We hear you bought a new car recently? Ah, no I still havethe samecars I had two yearsago: the Nissan Serenavan and a Honda City para

sa.nanay Sa susunod na ako ko. bibili, wala nang budget, ha ha ha! Ah yes, the trusty Serena we alwayssee you in on location shoots. What about real estate? Meron akong farm sa Palawangusto ko roon tumira pero wala pa siyanglamanl l'll probablyhave a lot of animals there.I lovepets! Ewan ko ba, gusto ko talagang maramingalaga. Kahit nung bata pa ako,di ba sa labasng school may mga nagbebentang mga ibon, bili ako nang bili noon tapos nakakalatlang sa kwarto. What about getting a luxury condo unit on the 21st floor like this one we're shooting in? No. The plan is to put up a condotel in Palawannextyear.

Yes,the businesses.You have a lingerie line now called Playmates,some pieces of which you wear in this pictorial. What got you into it? Nagkaroon ako ng ideafor this business when lfirst madeit on top of the 100 Sexiest List.During the show,. found myselfenjoying I the ramp part at parang gusto kong damitanyung sarili kotThen another time,lwas included a in fashionshow fapos naisipko uli na gusto kong gumawa ng sarilikong damit. lthoughtlcould come up So with a concept, thenget a designer friendto makethe piecesfor me, whichlwould keepto myself. So fromthis idea,thisyear'splanis to stage lingerie fashionshows featuring collection. my

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So we can buy this stuff now? Hindisryaavailable market, sa sa websiteko lang.And madeWhat will happen to-order srya. nag-showako is, if, for example, ngayon tapos meron kaming ginawang10 designs tapos , nagustuhanko apat doon, magpoproduce ako ng ilang pirasonoon taposyun lang ang ibibenta ko. they havethese vending In Japan, machinesselling used schoolgirl panties.Don't you think that's a great idea-stuff with your "l UsedThem" sealof approval? Ha ha ha, hindi ko siya maisipl Becauseyou now have an endless supply of panties and bras, would you likely give them away to fans? Like April Boy Regino throwing out b a s e b a l lc a p s ? Hindi ko rin siyamaisip...siguro pwedel Mamimigay ako sa FHMI Then there's Barracks.How's that doing? We're 12 partners the business in but onlytwo peopleare actually hands-on. one of them is Allan and K. So far magandanamanang takbo niya, maraming tao palagi. We don't think you're a big fan of booze-at least not when you work with us-so does that mean owning a bar makes you drink more often? Hinditalaga ako umiinompero enjoypa rin kasi masarapang iced tea naminlOr sometimes para I drink frozen margarita, siyangjuice! Given these businesses,do you think you have the knack for entrepreneurship? Actuallyang plano ko nga roon ako sa Palawan,magtatayo ng grocery,bibiling jeep pampasada. Kahit anong papasukinko, ganoon business ka-simple.

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How long do you think this will all last? Sa maniwalakayo't sa hindi, since I started binilanganko yung sariliko. Sabi ko threeyears/ang ako rito, tapos uuwi na ako ng probinsya.Mag-a-apatna taon na ako sa showbizdi ba?l And it doesn't look like the r i d e w i l l e n d a n y t i m es o o n . l s i t s p o i l i n gt h e g r a n d p l a n ? No, bafa pa namanako. Nagenjoy na ako rito. I mean ready na ako kung hindi na ako active, okay lang. Nagkaroon na ako ng

mga soap operas,nagka-cover ng FHM, dalawangbeses naging Philippines' Finestsa 100 Sexiest, nagkapelikula. Ang dami ko nang maipagmamalakipagtanda kol Don't you want to grow old in show business?What if you become a successfulcomedian 10 years from now? Ayoko namangmagsalitanang tapos,pero gusto ko talagangtumira sa Palawan. Pwede pa rin naman akong magtrabaho showbizkahrt sa tagaroonna ako. Huwag lang daily dahil di na carryyun! You never miss a project, yet you've been hospitalizedonce and frequently sick. Don't you think parang lugi ka? yung mga ospitalat sakitActually, sakit na yan enjoynga ako. I get time off and rest.I stillwork kasi kung minor lang o sakit-sakitan lang nararamdaman There ko. was this time na nasaospital ako for minortreatment, meronakong ribboncutting sabi ko, "Teka may eventako, lalabasmuna akol" Have you given any thought to what you might look like when you're 60? Siguro lola na ko at may mga apo na ako. Pero siyempremaganda pa rin dahil aalagaan ako niDr. V i c k iB e l o ,h a h a h a ! Or if you have a daughter,will you want her to pose for FHM il t h e m a g a z i n ei s s t i l l a r o u n d ? Why not? Ako kasineverakong nag-iisip pangit gawin yun. na Kasi di ba may mga ibang tao na sinasabi "Ayokomag-FHM!" na tipong may kadirieffectpa. Minsan gusto ko silang tanungin: "Bakit, ano ba sa tingin nila ang pinaggagawanamin sa FHM?" Nakabubuwisit sila. Kasi ako-and for sure lahatnang nagka-chance maging cover girl af nai-feature ninyo-hindi nalalaswaan. Ang sa akin lang, siguro hindi sila confident.Sabihinna lang nila na hindi pa nila kaya, na hindi pa sila ready.Aminin na lang sa sarilina hindicarryl Finally,if you are offered a role in Shake, Rattle and Roll39, willyou accept? Oo naman, bakithindil Go lang yonlexlltr For more photosof Katrina,log on to www.fhm.com.ph brt <FHM or Babe'sname) ON & send to 7399. Vi it www.katri ahaliIi.com.ph for s n more details about her lingerie line PLAYMATES.

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a you'remissing bedmate her back because painstakingly whose oralskillsyou'vealready Or fine-tuhed? do you feel likeyou'd ratherburn than livewithouther? your entireporn collection Takethis quizand find out why the hellyour heartand other more importantbody parts are yearning yourex... for Pointsfor each answer are given. Add up the values fo see if you should run back to your honey or move on to other potential ex'girlfriends.

it's the e of the crimein orderto pinpoint criminals, stateof mindand figureout why and how m-a-breakup eractlythe shit hit the fan. Was your breakup of telenovela proportions? A) Yes,we calledeach other names and tradedX-ratedinsults.(2) B) Sort of-we said we hated each otherand that was that. (1) we're both nonC) No, because (0) confrontational. text.( 2) D) No.We brokeup through What was the first thing you did after you called it How w?s lour relationship before You broke up? A) She made me feel like Brad and Pitt,Superman, James Bond all rolledinto one! (2) B) Away-batiall the time, but we were in love.(1) (0) C) lt's complicated. D) ln the first place,we got togetherso she could have to someone presentto her friendswho already-married her were pressuring to get a man-anyman-ASAP!(-2) How long wete you together before your

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A) I cried in the shower.(2) B) | erasedher numberfrom my I but cellphone, then I realized had it. memorized (1) already C) | calledup her best friendand flirtedwith her! (-1) and D) What else?| got dr:unk her! (-2) startedbadmouthing What do you think led to your breakup? A) We werejust too muchalike.(2) B) Thingswere just goingtoo fast too soon.(1) C) We were both makingsakal eachother.C1) D)The moreI knewher,the moreI hatedmyselffor beingwith her.(-2) Describe the look on hel face the very moment your relationship flatlined. A) She cri€d so hard I had to look away.(2) B) Likeshe just foundout Santa Clauswas a fake.(1) C) She lookedlikea zombie.(0) laughed! D) She actually C2)

partnership ended?
A) A few years.(2) B) Arounda year.(1) C) A few months,(0) D)A monthor leSs. G2) What if you find out she's already with a new guy, say, five weeks aftel you've called it quits? A) I'll show up at her doorsteP (2) and go ballistic. B) l'lljustlet her be with her new man.(0) C) I'll ask her what the otherguY has that I don't have.C1) D) I'll considerit my de facto to license haveas manyone(-2) nightstandsas possible. What was the scenario one week after You broke

Did you establish anY breakup rules early on in your relationshiP? We A) Bullshit! thoughtwe'd be (2) togetherforever. B) We nevertalked about such (0) emotionalstuff. C) We agreed not to badmouth eachother.(-1) D) ls askingeachother not to break each other'sheartcounted?(.2) What triggered your Post' breakup meltdown? of A) The merememory her scent.(2) Miles"by Vanessa B) 'A Thousand (1) Carlton. C) What meltdown?Youjust feel (.1) aloneat Jollibee. weirdeating D) The fact that she still has Your pissedyou off' (-2) CD collection

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You go, "What can I do to take away your pain?" She replies... A) "Let's to talkabout try our
(2) problemsome moreJ' B) "Maybewe just needto take a littlebreakfrom eachotherl'(1) C) " NakulBwisit ka! You'rejust h o r n y !( - 1 ) " D) "Die,mother*****.! Die!"(-!) She asks, "Can we still be friends?" You say... A) "Okay,let's give it a try. Youca the shotsl'(2) B) "Sure-butI'mstillin lovewith y o u J(' 1 ) C) "l honestly don't know if I can do thatl' (0) D) "Yes-butonly if we can have sexl'C2) "l think we got into bed too soonj' she reminds. You retort... A) "l don'tthinkso. I had issuesl' (2) B) "Maybe, greatsexwasn't but J' o u rp r o b l e m ( 1 ) C) 'Are you sayingyou didn't like i t ? "( - 1 ) D) " NakulTwo monthsnga ako (-2) naghintay,'nol"

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You ask, "How could you give up on us so easily?" She answers...
A) "How can you accuseme of that?"with loadsof tearswashing (But she awayher make-up. doesn't carel)(2) B) "Our on-again-off-again status just makesme crazy!"(1) C) "l feel likeyou'veturnedmy heart intoyourpersonal pifiatal"(-1) D) With a bitter,BellaFlores(-2) laugh.

a compromise abouta bunchof (' t h i n g s J1 ) C) "Malay ko bal" (-1) D) "lkaw kasi, Ano ba masama ehl (-2) sa threesome?!" "Why were you so cruel to me?" she laments. You answer... A) -lf lwas, tell me what I can do to makeit up to you-evenif you'd just want to be friendsJ' (2) B) "Sorry. didn'trealize I lwas (1) suchan assholel' C) "Whatthe hellare you talking about?"(-1) D) "Cruelka diyanlCruelis when you askedme to hangout with (-2) yourfamily!"

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When you ask her how she's doing via text, she". you A) Sends a solosmileY
which meansshe'ssad message, but doesn'twant to giveYouthe that satisfaction she is. (2) B) Doesn'ttext back untilafter at you'vesent the message least fivetimes.Thismeansshe still doesn'ttrust herselfnot to beg you to come backto her.(1) C) She textsback:"Hu u?" She kindof wantsto triggerYour ('1 breakdown. ) nervous D) Goes overto your houseand a givesyou the finger, movethat speaksfor itself.C2) You "stalk" her online and you find that... A) You'restill in her Friendster now.(2) list...for friends B) Her blog aboutyour breakuP 'waswithoutits dirtydetails.(1) C) She bloggedaboutYouand all (-1) habits. yourannoying D) Her friendshavebloggedabout habits.(-2) you and your annoying What cuss word did she use a lot when you had that One Big Fight? A) She nevercursed.(2) B) She said,"Shit!"a few times.(1) C) She said the F-wordto mYface.

"You took me for grantedi' she complains. You say... A) "Sorry,I shouldn'thave ignoredyour calls when I was (2) playingwith my PlayStationl' B) "All you had to do was speak up to make me stop being a j e r k . "( 1 ) C\ uKungganun eh bakit naghintayka pang lumala? Di mo rin palal" (-1) kasalanan D) *Eh, ayaw mo kasing mag-roleplaytayo na horny robots!" (-2) Transformer "Have you told your friends that we broke up?" you ask. Her response... A) "No, not yet.Theylikeyou so I (2) haveto break it to them gentlyJ' to B) "l'm planning tell all of t.[em I'm at the sametime...when sureI anymorel'(1) won'tcry easily C) "Theydon't want to hearabout up us breaking for the nth timel'(0) to Theypromised host a D) "Yeah. breakuppartyfor mel' C2) You follow up with "How about me? Should ltell people na wala na taYo?" She responds... A) "lf you'rethat excitedto move (2) onl' (Don'tmissthe sarcasm.) B) "lt's up to you. Do it if you think there'sno chanceof us getting (1) backtogetherl' C) "What for? We're not in showbizl'(0) it D) '^Goaheadand announce for changedmy all I care.I already statusto 'Singlel"(-2) Friendster You ask her, "How do we deal with each other now?" She replies... A) "l stillwant to keep in touchwith youl'(2) B) "Let'sjust be civilto eachother if and when we run into each otherl'(1) C) "From now on, wag na wag ka nangpupuntasa Robinsons Galleria kasiyun ang favoritemall run ko. I don't want to accidentally intoyoul'(-1) D) " Bahala ka na sa buhay mo. I wish you infinite nalas!' (-2)

awayor makeyour mamaproud and pursuea happyending.UP to you.(2) all B) Returns the giftsyou gave her.Sadnessmakeswomendo crazythings.(1) C) Takesall the stuff you gave her and throwsit into a bonfireshe buildsrightin front of your house. She'seitherPMS-ingor reallY withyou.C1) disgusted D) Startsflirtingwith your best friend.She's out for blood!(-2) When her friends ask her about what she misses most about you, she says.'. A) Yourabilityto cook sinigang rightaftera hot sessionin bed' (2) skills.(1) B) Yourhandyman C) Yourcar.(-1) (-2) D) Yourmoney.

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paracetamol then leaves after ("1'm threeminutes. Catholic and I'm doingthisas penance all for the timeswe did quickies my at (0) parents'housel') C) Callsyou up and says, "Please me it isn'tan STD tell ( c o m p l i c a t i o n l-"1 ) D) Texts"Buti nga sa'yo!' (-2) A day after your breakup, you send flowers with a cute "l'm sorry" card to her office and she... A) Thanks you,askinglaterwhat she can do to makeyou feel better, Startthe pseudo-ligaw processall (2) overagain, B) Waits two days beforeshe acknowledges she got the that flowers. She's playing hardto get. Step up yourgame,boy!Timeto givehersomestuffed toys!(1) C) Sendsthembackto you.She's serious aboutteaching a you (0) lesson. D) She rips the flowersto bits then sendsthem backto you.Feelthe hate.(-2)

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We don't doubt you for a second. So did you manage to squeeze in any Tequila-races or Tex-Mexbinges during your month in merry old Me-hi-co? Not at all.We had super-strict rules.No alcohol, cigarettes no duringthe entirestay.Not much drunken debauchery underthat regtme, Damn it, we thought you said you were in the "crazy gang"? Thatdoesn'thelpmuchwhen you'reundersurveillance, with cameras and sectrrity guards aroundyou 24/7. So you never got that uncontrollable urge to say something like .,Mexicanfood stinks like a donkey's ass', live on TV? Ha hal Thethought occurred to me, especially when the crowd applauded MissUSA falling for flat on her face duringthe finals. YoungMiss Kirbywas boilingat that point.Fortunatelymanaged I to keepmy mouthshut. Enough mish.mash:Rumour has it that you have a boyfriend? Why? That'sactually completely falselI'm as single theycome! as

As they say in Norway: A.ha? Yup!A localrag wrotethat I had a boyfriend, which is a complete fabrication. Theynevereven bothered talk to me abouttheir to bullshit story,which mademe even morepissed. So lefs conclude: local rafiqt2l jerks. Kirby Anndotally single. We can live with that! So tell us, what kind of guys does Miss Nonlray go for? Oooh,toughquestion. leastI At knowwhat kindof guys I don't go for.Stingy,beer-guzzling football idiotsare not really thing. my Ouch. Thanks, missy.There goes the entire staff of FHM. Ha ha!Sorryfellas, that'slife. but And he has to be at leastsomewhat tallerthanme,that'sa must.And he needsto be older, preferably but not olderthan26. Oh, and I'm a total suckerfor eyes.lf they're prett!, we're halfway there,,. Oh, so you just have to give a drunken little wink with your eyes, and this girl is sold...we get the picture... Not evenclose.lf you'redrunk, just steeraway.Thereare thingsless charming than drunkenladson the prowl.That'swhen all the ancient

linessuddenly resurface, with and that,you'reout of the race. We don't understand.The only thing we know for sure is that your daddy was a thief. What?l He took all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes! Yeahright.Thereyou go! Painfully bad stuff. On a scale from one to 10: How mudr do you @re about war, peace,politics and all that stuff? Let'sjust say that I don't believe in peacein our lifetime, didn't We get any of thosequestions the in Miss Universe finals. And I was prepared the worst.Backto the for scale,l'll say a cleanfive. You also work at one of those SMS-chat programs on TV, where absolutely nothing ever happens.You poor thing. Oh, I'm having ball!lt's a bit like a radioon TV,and the experience is usefulregardless, lf you had the droie, what would you rather do on Tv in the future? And you can't pid<'Top Model"... I wouldn'tpick that one anyway. It's a bit too repetitive my taste, for Evenif it mightjust be a clich6,I would loveto havemy own talk

show likeOprahWinfrey. lthink that would fit me nicely. Up close and personal,..So, when did you lose your virginity? What the...That's prettypersonal a question! We know. Just answer, please. Not too manyyearsago, So I don't really havethat muchexperience. But did it go down nicely,or what? Honestly, I'm not too fond of no. one-second guys,let's put it that way.My mom mightreadthis! Let'sjust say I'ma verycuddlygirl, We're talkinggood old{ashioned groping. Things should takesome time.Youknowwhat I mean,guys. Time to put in some practice, then. Any bedroom activities you find overrated? Doggiestyleand 69 are vastly overrated my opinion in Righty.So, do you put up a good fistfight or what? Ha hal What kindof questionis that? Fighting was neverreallymy thing.I'veonlydoneit once,and thatwas in my childhood.didn't I start it, either. Would you have kicked our ass? I highly doubtit. lf I did, it wouldbe moresad on your part thanfun on my part,FHM

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Why? Well,for starters, she doesn't lookanything a mother like of three.Child-bearing even has done hergood,firming her up curves and givingherthatfullwomanlook. Also,knowthat for every expression eroticseduction of you see on thesepagesall we needed to do was tell Katherine look to "sexyJ'The was all her.Simply rest p u t ,s h e ' s h a tg o o d . . , t How did you maintainyour stunning figure despite having kids? Actually, really I don't know.Di talagaako tumataba. Wish ko nga sana tumabaako kahit kaunti. I gained someweightwhenI was pregnant, afterdelivery but bumabalikna yung figure ko. Malakaspa nga akong kumain. Good for you! This is your first time to pose for a men's magazine.So which is harderacting or posing for pictures?

Acting siyempre.Mahirap [sa actingJtalaga,kasi everything you do dapatperpektoso you won't be wastingfilm and time. Sa photoshoot you can take a lot of picturesand saka tang pipiti ng maganda. Perothis shootwas hard for me rin kasinga it's my first. We were already existing in 2004,your breakout year. So how did you slip from our fingers? Actuallymay nag-offersa akin to pose for FHM before kaso parang wala pa akong lakasng loob na mag-pose. Nagagandahan ako sa FHM,buI lwas stillshy. And now? Ngayon makapalna ang mukha ko kaya gamena akol Ha ha! We shot you inside the shower, with actual water! Didn't you feel cold? Sobrang lamigl Kaya pina-init ko na lang yung katawanko. Hahal Sariling painit na lang.

n both Babae sa Breakwater and this shoot, You seem to ce so at ease with Performing despitebeing soaked.ls there somethingabout water that makesyou so comfortable? Ano nga ba? | don'tknoweither. lan,g. Siguro bagay Nagkakataon Ha akongmag-sirena. ha! Speakingof your first film, how did you get that Part? ako for nag'audition Originally role a supporting in Babaesa When Direk Mario B reakwater. niya O'Harasaw me, hinawakan yung kamayko and said,"/fo na. Siya na!' Ganoonlang.Rawdaw kasiang beautyko. Ha hal ii'edrd*'(krrow'{/ra{?r?sfl/rrr for was semi-autobiographical you, and that you actuallYlived by the breakwater.". poverty. Thefilmwas allabout Eh doon ako nanggalingtapos nga ako Nagulat breakwaterpa. whentheytold mewhatthetitleof the was kasidoon sa breakwater movie

kamirati.Doon Boulevard sa Roxas ko. yung parents I grew up nagtitinda thereand sanayako sa buhaydoon. Are there a lot of other PrettY lassesliving in the breakwater? Alam mo, thereare a lot of girls mong "puwede doon na masasabi you won't noticethem na!' Kaso mo kasimas mapapansin yung karungisanSo once you livein that krndof placeiba na agad ang tingin sa iyo, nakaaawaka. You've been off the showbiz radar for so long. Why decideto stage a comeback? ko Sobrang na-miss yung acting andyung paggawang films,I really wantedto come back noon Pa kaYa /ang,rragrkalaorrrrarragr*as*'rrtrdko. sunodyung pagbubuntis And how would you explainthat circumstance? Every time I give birth kasisummer, then mabubuntisako ulit kapag tag-lamigna. Yungmga bandang kasithat'sthe time na tag-lamig tag-initkayo. Hahal

We're still feeling the elfects sf the recent Christmas chills.." You mean tag-lamig Pa rin ngayon? Wala.Zero ako ngaYon. Wala akong lovelife kaYa l'm noI worried. Work na ulit. You've done a eouPle of love scenes in the past. Before each love scene, do yctu have a list of dos and don'ts for Your eo-actor? I havepero I don't tell them directly, medyo nagpaParinig lang ako. For example mag-toothbrush ako,l'll say "Toothbrush muna ako, nakahihiya kasi!' TaPos naghahanap ng Pabango. But before each take naman we talk about what will haPPen. /<z!heeer+lateb4'4t+n'J'J"DnJtE"dD you contribute anYthing You've learned from your clwn sex life? Like based on experience? SiYemPre naman. Kasi kung babata-bata ka pa and you don't know that much about sex paano mo magagawa yun safilm? Sa experience talaga manggagaling yun.

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It's the monthof hearts, and I knowwe'reall in the moodfor love...So decidednot to go too I far and dedicatethis spaceto the mind-blowing history of-guess what?-vibrators! Now mostof us assume thatvibrators ere invented w during the 20th century. But electromechanical vibrators have beenaroundsincethe Victorian Age. Backthen,it was used to induce"hysterical paroxysm"whichwe now simplycall "orgasm" (hysteria, the otherhand,meant on "womb diseasel') When vibrators were still unheard the womenwho had of, caughtthe diseasedue to sexual had dissatisfaction to go to the doctors.I automatically assumed that these"hysterical women" patients would be the favorite of doctors,but I was wrongl Doctors, beingall menduring the Victorian age,complained aboutthe difficult task of using theirfingersto massage female patients orgasm. to Theysaid it took so long and required lot of a skill,as each patientwas different and the type of "cure"variedon how the womanpatientlikedit. One doctor evensuggested the to otherdoctorsthat they put one fingerin the vagina and massage genital the external withthe right hand.I canjust imagine how many womenpatients linedup with the permission recommendation or of theirhusbands themto get for orgasms! Sincethiswas a problem, thoughtof a great somebody idea.Backin 1883,a man namedKelsey Stinner invented the electromechanical vibrator and was marketed a gadget as

purchasable these"hysterical by womenl'The vibrator was the fifth appliance electronic devicethat was invented rightafterthe toaster and precededby the hairdryerby abouta decade.The doctorsthat specialized this type of work in hatedit, though,lt took awaytheir dignity and professionalismtheir in lineof field. The ads were all overthe prints,lt was evenmarketed as giftsfor womenfrom their husbands "women's as delightful companionsJ' thought The thattheir missus wouldjust stayhomeand not go out and spendfor shopping, or evenrun off with otherguys,sat wellwith men. So this Valentine's I know Day most of you are preparing a for romantic nightwith your partners.

Some will giveflowersor cards; planning someare probably to spenda nightin a hotelor motel.We knowthere'sa lot of Valentine's promosat this time, Day right?But I wouldsuggest you gi.ve a gift that has a long and her peculiar history. Something that will give her "hysterical paroxysmJ' Havefun and alwaysbe protected as you feelthe thrill!

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Lagi kaming magkasama, asin. Hindi kami sanay na naghihiwalay kasi nami-miss ko siya. Lahat ng gimik namin, magkasama talaga kami.

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I'm the brave one. Si Donna kasr, pag sa labas may sarili siyang mundo. Ako, sobrang friendly.I s m i l ea t p e o p l e a l o t .

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Gusfo ko yung dinadalaw ako sa bahay. Gusto ko rin, liligawan niya muna yung mommy namin kasi minsan siya rin yung tumitingin. Pag ayaw niya sa guy, wala kaming magagawa.

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There are times that my sister and I are attracted to the same guy. lt comes to a point na, parang, "O sige, bahala na kung sinong makakuha." Mas madalas akong nananalo kasi mas magaling ako kanyang mang-akit. Or rather, ho| ako sa kanyal Ha ha!

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I went to a hospitalto have a ryst removed from my leftbreast for (Thank fear it mightbe malignant. Eodit wasn't!) boyfriend My aEeedto accompany since me no Bnein my family couldmake it so we were therefor the whole threedaysof it. I thoughtit d be a boring ordeal, turns out it was but to be one of my kinkiestsex ever. After my operatiory boyfriend my sleptbeside sincetheyhad me reallybig beds. Perhaps being besideme havingnothingbut the hospitalgown on madehim feelhot and horny in no time. I cculdfeelhis instanterection and was really turnedon, forgetting factthat I just had the my operation. entered in a He me position, spBon cupped other my breast,and humpedaway all the while trying to keep quiet.He cameinsideme, which mademy pussyall mopped And did I up. mention therewere people the in othersideof the room wittr only a curtainbetween with the us, room beingsemiprivate? Mada, email by

Little sister squeals
Onenight, parents my wentout,I asked boyfriend helpme-look my to aftermy littlesister, Whilewe were watching favorite her cartoon, she wentupstairs we thought an$ she wasgoingto sleep. boyfriend My suddenly kissed andwithin me minutes, foundourselves we making out in oursa/a-with lights the on, Whenmy boyfriend wentdownon me,we didn't hearmy little sister walk downthe stairs. Morethanthat,we didn't hearhercallmy mother telling herwhatI wasdoing withmyguy, I wasgrounded a monthafterthat, for Avea, email by

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for a drink at his house, to whicr we said yes. Come 8PM, there rqe were preparing everythingfrorn the pulutan to the sounds, After six bottles of brandy,we were al t o o d r u n kt h a t m y c o u s i n s p i l l e d ketchup on his jogging pants. W-rerwe got home, he went straight to his parents' room and dropped on the floor beside his parents' bed. Recallingthe ketchup stain. h e r e m o v e dh i s j o g g i n g p a n t s . H e was too drunk to have noticed that he removed his briefs too! The next morning he just woke up to the yakking of his mom, who was shocked to see him sleeping naked on the floor. I laughed my ass off when his mom told me this story. Good for him,his dad wasn'tthere. lest he got a good beating.

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A sermon-laden meeting ended up my long and exhausting cademic a day. On my way home, I was about to take EDSA but first made a stop over at Farmers Plaza. Stressed and tired, I decided to relievemyself by purchasing a magazine.My suki is a bookstore located at the ground floor so I took the escalator. S u d d e n l yI h e a r d a n u n c a n n y s o u n d i n gv o i c e i n l o w t o n e s a y , " Y a n bang sa'yo eh, malaki...matigas... mataba?" Disturbed and astounded I looked in the direction of the source and saw this old man beside me staring down at my crotch! | pretended not to hear anything and proceeded to my destination. When I got to the bookstore, I was happy to find out that the July issue of my favorite magazinewas o u t , S u d d e n l y ,a g a i n ,t h e o l d m a n appeared beside me, sneaking at gay mags, lwas right-that old man was gay and he's following me! To my fear, lwalked away briskly toward the crowded food cour1.ln the belief that I was already safe, I looked back and again saw the dirty old gay bastard heading in my direction.Appalled and paranoid, I ran as fast as I could to the EDSA exit and rode whatever bus was availablethat moment. Blessed I was to cut the chase without getting caught, but cursed I was to take the bus which was out of my route! R,4., email by
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Footprints giue it away Going homefrom school, girlfriend my saidshe wanted stopby our house. to Hearing tha! a spirit in me awakened. VVhile havinga chatin the sala shesaidshehadto pee,so I accompanied to the her restroom iokinglysaid,"Mry I come, and too?"She justsmiledand gaveme a tantalizing look.Since my fatherwas not homeandmy motherwas in the office wentinside restroom, We were I the too. enjoying second our roundwhenI suddenly heard my father's motorcycle. as I was about get Just to out of the restroom, heardmy father's I voicejust outside restroom the door. hadno choice to I but jump off from the restroom window.Eoodthingthe grill was designed fire exitandit was not lockedl for hetendingto be coming from thebackyard started I calling girlfriend's my name, who in turn hadjust flushed toiletbowl.I asked if shewas done the her with her thing,Ioudenough bBheardby my dad t0 thenaccompanied outside. \iVhen girlfriend her my was gonerny fathercalled t0 the restroom me and
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My two-year-oldchild sleeps on the floor with a four-inchmattressso that we don't have to fear of her falling from high beds, while my wife and I s l e e po n a h i g h b e d . O n e n i g h t , after tucking our baby to sleep,we watched my newly bought VCD about G-spot orgasms.Being hot from viewing the movie,we had sex, my wife coming with the usual clitoral orgasm within 15 minutes.I then asked her if she wanted to try the Gspot orgasm. She was curious how it felt, so I started to finger fuck her, stimulatingher G-spot, I told her that if she felt like going to urinate,she must not hold back, After 10 minutes of stimulating, she told me that she was about to come, all of a sudden, she squirted,wetting my face and my body. She squirted so hard that the spud reached my sleeping daughter and wet her pyjamas.My littlegirl then woke up and said, "Daddy nababasa ako!" And seeing us in 'Ah, the situation,she continued si Mommy nakahubadl"We then dressed up, includingour daughter, and changed the bedsheets."That's it, no more G-spot orgasmsj'ltold my wife before going to sleep. TheGoon, email by

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