TRANSCRIPTS FROM FACEBOOK CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN REP.

ANTHONY WIENER AND LAS VEGAS BLACKJACK DEALER LISA WEISS Bold text is from Rep. Weiner Normal text is from Ms. Weiss August 13th 2010 it is actually you? i am trying to find the wonderful anthony wiener who i feel in love with for yelling at those damn repubs the other day! and u are funny as hell on the daily show! your friend requests are full..you must friend me! you are awesome! is this really lisa? hahaha! it is you! i am honoured to be your fb friend! you are the coolest dem on the planet! they need to all be as tough as you…and you are damn funny! keep fighting for the sane people in this country! thank you lisa. glad you have my back. you keeping an eye on that wackadoodle angle for us? how insane is she? who needs social security, medicare or education? if this wacko wins my state i swear i will have to move! she may be dumber than plain! and that is tough to find!

August 14th 2010 so give me the insider dope. are people buying what she is selling? do you and i have to kick a little gop ass?

August 19th 2010 idiots i work with love this stupid b**ch! i ask them all if they will be turning down their social security and medicare…let's kick some gop ass! i hate them! ok, you and me will suit up like superheroes and defeat them. what will we call ourselves? you are too funny! we could be the jew.o.p! what will we wear?

September 17th 2010 i like this cute new pics of you! when r you coming to vegas to help me beat up the right wing crazies? this is my "pull my finger" shot. glad you like. i'm ready for a vegas trip. truth telling during the day. got a night plan for us? haha..that was a very loaded questions! i've got all kinds of night plans for us! when are you coming?

accommodating of others of course! it is all about taking care of the little guy! little?! ouch. Looking for my sidekick. uh. September 21st 2010 oooohhh…i bet you look hot in tights! can i be your sidekick? get your ass to vegas!! stop staring at my weapon! I'm effecting the vegas trip. this whole reelection thing is keeping me tied up. make me an offer i can't refuse. good morning. to get us in the mood. Cape. first we watch back to back episodes of the daily show and colbert report…then. dammit! I understand this reelection stuff may take some time. i cat wait to meet you in person! and i'll stare at your weapon if i want to. my computer crashed for about 2 hours! that ought to make you feel quite manly! but you did give me something fun to think about during my very boring night at work! thanks i'm glad you got a little worked up at work. any after work relaxation techniques i should know about? haha! you are a naughty boy! i'll have to wait to share all of the details till i meet you in person September 20th 2010 computer back up? no sense in you being clever if nobody can read it.dunno. hi honey! computer's back up…what's up with you? busy saving my country rom this f***in tea baggers? Yep. you'd be surprised how big' September 19th 2010 oh good i love surprises! also. we can just get drunk and have mad. Tights. but i really feel that my needs are waayyy more important! what is kinda funny is that i was looking at my fb page for something and i had posted that i wanted to bang you like a month ago! i think it was after you called . passionate sex! why choose? with me behind you can't we both watch daily show? Hhaha! see…you are always thinking! you are so right…aahhh the perfect liberal evening! i hear liberal girls are very. to really spice things up we go deface all of my neighbor's sharon angle yard signs…then when we are really hot we go to the bookstore and cover all of the glen beck books with copies of "the audacity of hope!"…i do this about once a week (you can tell i am a very exciting girl!)…or if this i not your thing. that thing must be HUGE cause right after you sent me that message.

sorry i've been away from a computer so long. Super intense dream bout u just now.lieberman a pr**k! not that was hot! i'm all about your needs believe me. September 23rd 2010 so glad you are cool with me stalking you! didn't want you to call homeland security on me! no. (plus my tights really itch. what are you wearing? September 26th 2010 hey you! assuming you are sleeping since it is way early on a sunday morning…getting ready to take my beloved ambien and crash out since you are not available to talk dirty to me before bed…oh well…you know you are going to have to give me a number that i can drunk dial you at one of these days! September 28th 2010 whoa. so. a month ago? did my moment pass? haha…no! that was before i even knew you were so damn funny Sign on to fb chat.call me 702 *** ****! i am super drunk right now.ooops! and zoo want to talk to u! am i like a Facebook stalker? am i allowed to drunk dial a congressman? i think u r so totally hot and u r lucky i don't have your number right now… how did i miss this chance to rock your world by phone? give me another chance! stalk me baby. very hot.you see why i need your number when you leave me such good messages? . we have a special secret agency that deals with hot women September 25th 2010 where did my favourite dirty facebooker go? i'm getting kind of addicted to you hey sexy. Woke me up. I need a distraction) September 22nd 2010 i am drunk and thinking about you…what have u done u done to me? i am being bold and leaving u my number... that is fu**ing awesome! don't know i you are still up…but we really need to discuss this further! that's the sweetest thing anyone has said to me in a while! damn! you either went back to sleep or to work saving the world. i'm dying of boredom over here..

.where'd you go? are you fb cheating on me? November 19th 2010 where u been? fighting the good fight for my country? send me a message! I miss you December 23rd 2010 you were amazing on parker/spitzer today! you are becoming like a i tell you how movie star these days…all over tv! congrats on 911 health care bill! may i tell you how amazing and brilliant you are? except that u suck cause u never call me! January 19th 2011 hi stranger! watching you be awesome on keith right now! you are the best! where have you . September 29th 2010 I know! i am so not smart enough to download pics! these are just s****y ones people emailed me….i want all the dirty details! Baby.you are such a tease! i have to get a webcam! October 3rd 2010 wher u been wiener? like this new pics…u look pi**ed! just not at me i hope. crazy dirty i know…. u have to post some fresh pictures..nope. you check me out? why didn't you tell me? i sooo missed u! what channel? call me dammit! awake? aawww you left me naked and unsatisfied in front of my computer….when i see you we can take all kids of pics! wake the f*** up and call me! don't you love how i yell at you???! am getting drunk (again) and my plans fell thru…want to talk to you! i was on tv this morning. not sweet. I am once again drunk and thinking of you instead of sleeping October 10th 2010 okay…what the hell happened to you> i was enjoying our fb love affair.

Whoa. I'm c****ing again.getting drunk and about to bang my f*** friend. anthony...wish i had your number! February 18th 2011 nothing is hotter than watching you be brilliant and take down jeffrey tobin on anderson cooper! February 23rd 2011 U left me hi and dry (actually w*t) today! i want the real anthony sex…not just fb sex! March 3rd 2011 u on here/ hey sexy What's up baby hold on. 'god.. looks like I am wanna ride it? hard for me? you like me big and fat only ur c*** your p**** still tight and w*t for me baby? yea....he will take some dirty pics of me 4 u.been? miss our chats? January 20th 2011 baby where have YOU been? how are you? i have been here…just waiting for you to come and visit me in vegas when you are done saving the country from the evil republicans! February 2nd 2011 where are you you hot congressman? let's have some fb sex? hey sexy baby. i miss you. let me look. think of my rock hard c***.till u get here. practice saying. honey! miss u too! what have you been up to? soooo wanted to drunk dial you last night…. .

. thinking of you on me while I kiss your t***.are you wearing your colbert wriststrong bracelet? mine never comes off! and thanks for yelling at that right wing c*** gretchen…nice job! March 16th 2011 u on here? hello lisa hi baby! sent you a message the other day..I will do that 4 u. where did u go Anthony? shower...knows I lve u off to class.will call him anthony I hope he has a big c*** huge…u are gonna have obe up him.. waiting it out till u get here and f*** the s*** out of me... sorry sweetie no prob…i was so psyched to see u on colbert! you were so funny you watch it naked? haha! of course! u need to let me know when your are going to be on tv! i keep missing you you don't get my twitter feed? <= feelings hurt i do! and I'm still waiting 4 ur barmitva pics! but I don't get on twitter everyday. Hold you down and take you deep I'm about to bang my friend cause ur not here. but i think it went on instant chat for some odd reason i missed it. so i don't always get to catch your hot face on all your shows ah i ran the bar mitzvah pics btw ooohhh.get here you will gag on me before you c** with me in you he's finger******* right now while I type this.i can't wait to see it! I will go there before bed! you are sooo awesome when you yell at those fox news f***s! that clip was awesome i'm glad you like . Pics soon…get her god dammit! I must have your c*** March 12th 2011 what a great surprise to turn on colbert the other day and see your hot face! and how cute and funny you were. still h**d.

but still h**d that was fast.I was actually drunk enough to let someone take naked pics of me go into the bathroom mirror now. I'll probably have some filthy dreams about you (again!)" clean. you must be in the shower…i am getting very nice visual before bed.... he tells me I'm too wild for him..are you as passionate in the sack as u are about politics? I'm getting bored of my f*** friend baby you'd be crawling for the door to prevent me from f***ing you silly nice.. sorry me too! u have that affect on me he make you c**? sometimes..but he's not as hot as you. just what I'm looking for.I love doing it wow a jewish girl who sucks c***! this thing is ready to do damage and swallows every drop...i bet u can handle anything I want to feel you c** with my fat c*** in you Oooohhhh I want that so bad.touch your giant c*** for me It needs your p**** juice I have lots of it for you off to the shower this thing is bobbing up and down aahh…wish I was in the shower with you to help you give good h**d? i've been told really good. I want to bang the future mayor of nyc! making me h**d I love that you are always h**d when I talk to you I'm horny a lot. I'm like a rock you know I got no camera.. god damn how do I get you here to f*** me? <= thinking about gagging your hot mouth with my c*** the anticipation of f****** you is driving me crazy! come to vegas so I can suck your c*** for an hour..I am so attracted to you I would probably c** in like 5 minutes when am I gonna get some lisa pics to j**k off too? he wanted to take some the other day and I was gonna sent them 2 u but it was too dark and they didn't show up.. I would.you didn't take care of that h**d on for me? I want to hear you c** so bad ..he can't handle me.

let me take a quick pic awesome…how do I get it? right on here? how are you going to work with a raging h**d on? it won't go away. i'll be telling you what dirty things I'm thinking i love that. wanna see? yea.i hope I can handle that big c*** of yours..did u know were the 'moment of zen'? u were so funny with your weiner/bohner joke! u are too cute! get ur ass 2 work and save my country from these c*** sucking repubs! I like it when you talk about c*** sucking these f****ers are pi**ing me off yep I love that u bought the dr suess book something on my level . tell. i will tell you how tight your p**** feels yes I will..i'm pretty chatty/noisy in bed me too. that is such a turn on to me. and now I'm taking pics of it. i'm rushing.I will be sore for days ridiculous bulge in my shorts now.. making me ha**er still. i'll hit you later awwww…u better April 5th 2011 wher you been sexy? had a greet filthy dream about u the other night hot.I at least need to hear your voice when u c** you will surely make noise when I take you deep. April 7th 2011 catching up on my daily shows..and it is very tight. i love when a guy j**ks off on the phone for me... can u send a pic? I want to sit on your c*** so bad right now jeez. I talk like a filthy wh**e in bed…even though i am such a nice wholesome jewish girl (haha).." so hot! u are making me w*t again jeez I have to go..that is so hot.

tony. will u hire me to be your fluffier you would be good at that.u have no idea oops…my grammer is suffering with my wine.i love that i need some anthony time.. i love that u r sooo hot and such a liberal I was hoping my fat c*** would be a selling point too yes.. miss me? yes. please.where r u? sorry.. about. u must be working again…thought it was my time! April 28th 2011 hey u! April 29th 2011 u on here? hey baby hi honey! where u been out.it is i sooo want to f*** the s**t out of u. i was punching the speaker right n! have u been up 4 days. my lisa time awe. its 9 here. i want to get on a plant rite nw and bang u hard will u call me rite now and we can have phone sex? 702 *** **** getting in to the shower call me when you get out April 13th 2011 hey u why hello don't you ever sleep? uh. your little pic makes me h**d i a so ito u ..U r soo cute will u punch boehner in the head. what are u doing up so late? . the usual.

i keep seeing you on tv and you are so sexy.and h**d nice. actually fading off "awww.. big time you facebook slut guilty i bet you have so many chicks after you! you are our liberal stud tonight i'm just a man with a raging h**d on wish I was there to f*** s*** out of you i need it don't you ever get to vegas? i just need to have u for one night i have too will u really? i know u are a great f***. hey are you facebook two-timing me?" yeah. woke up sweaty.dunno.. but looking down I'd say yes i love that you are always so horny! am i ever gonna actually get to f*** u would that be good? i imagine you rocking my world i would love to! that anticipation is killing me i keep going back to your page looking for new pics to get off too i do need to get some. i have never wanted to b**g someone so bad who I've never even met i'm so f***ing hard right now i want to sit on your big hard c*** i hope that's the way you like em of course! I know u are huge…had so many dirty dreams about u are u jerking off to another fb girl? maybe we need a fb threeway nah. u going to sleep without taking care of your c*** for me? taking him to bed. goodnight sexy goodnight baby! get your hot ass to vegas! May 23rd 2011 . were you having hot dreams? i don't remember.

.telling everyone u would never send dirty messages to women i know u haven't been on here since u were hacked but i NEED to talk to u…someone contacted me about u…call me or something.what's up stranger? May 31st 2011 omg! are u okay? so sorry u got hacked…i know u would never do anything like have fb sex or take pics of your c***…who is the b***** who ratted u out? I am the only fb chick u can trust June 1st 2011 u owe me big time for keeping this all quiet…i am defending u to the death on every blog and to everyone….

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