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Narrator: This is a story of an ordinary little boy named Charlie Bucket. He was not faster or stronger or more clever than other children. His family was not rich, or powerful, or well‐ connected. In fact, they barely had enough to eat. Charlie Bucket was the luckiest boy in the entire world. He just didn't know it yet. Mr Bucket: Evening, Buckets. Grandpa Joe: Evening. Charlie: Hi, Dad. Mrs Bucket: Soup's almost ready, darling. Er, don't suppose there's anything extra to put in, love. Oh well. Nothing goes better with cabbage than cabbage. Mr Bucket: Charlie... I found something I think you'll like. Narrator: Charlie's father worked at the local toothpaste factory. The hours were long, and the pay was terrible... yet occasionally there were unexpected surprises. Charlie: It's exactly what I need. Grandpa Joe: What is it, Charlie? Charlie: Dad found it, just the piece I needed. Grandpa Joe: What piece was it? Charlie: A head for Willy Wonka. Grandma Josephine: Well, how wonderful. Grandpa Joe: It's quite a likeness. Charlie: You think so? Grandpa Joe: Think so? I know so. I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes. I used to work for him, you know. Charlie: You did? Grandpa Joe: I did? Grandma Josephine: He did. Grandpa George: He did. Grandma Georgina: I love grapes.
Grandpa Joe: Of course, I was a much younger man in those days. Willy Wonka began with a single store on Cherry Street. But the whole world wanted his candy. Grandpa Joe: Mr Wonka. Willy Wonka: Yeah? Grandpa Joe: We need more Wonka bars and we're out of chocolate birds. Willy Wonka: Birds? Birds. Well then, we'll need to make some more. Here. Now open. Grandpa Joe: The man was a genius. Did you know, he invented a new way of making chocolate ice cream, so that it stays cold for hours without a freezer? You can even leave it lying in the sun on a hot day, and it won't go runny. Charlie: But that's impossible. Grandpa Joe: But Willy Wonka did it. Before long, he decided to build a proper chocolate factory. The largest chocolate factory in history. Fifty times as big as any other. Charlie: Grandpa, don't make it gross. Grandma Josephine: Tell him about the Indian prince. He'd like to hear about that. Grandpa Joe: You mean Prince Pondicherry? Well, Prince Pondicherry wrote a letter to Mr Wonka and asked him to come all the way out to India and build him a colossal palace entirely out of chocolate. Willy Wonka: It will have one hundred rooms, and everything will be made of either dark or light chocolate. Grandpa Joe: True to his word, the bricks were chocolate and the cement holding them together was chocolate. All the walls and ceilings were made of chocolate as well. So were the carpets and the pictures, and the furniture. Prince Pondicherry: It is perfect in every way. Willy Wonka: Yeah, but it won't last long. You better start eating right now. Prince Pondicherry: Oh, nonsense. I will not eat my palace. I intend to live in it. Grandpa Joe: But Mr Wonka was right, of course. Soon after this, there came a very hot day with a boiling sun. the prince sent and urgent telegram requesting a new palace, but Willy Wonka was facing problems of his own. All the other chocolate makers, you see, had grown jealous of Mr Wonka. They began sending in spies to steal his secret recipes. Ficklegruber started making an ice cream that would never melt. Prodnose came out with a chewing gum that never lost its flavour. Then Slugworth began making candy balloons that you could blow up to incredible sizes. The thievery got so bad that one day, without warning Mr Wonka told every single one of his workers to go home. He announced that he was closing his chocolate factory for ever.
. they mean 'a very long time'. Mrs Bucket: Come on. That little factory of yours. you won't. 'I feel like I've eaten nothing but cabbage soup for ever'. Charlie: But then. is the candy. because you can't. . Charlie: Did you get your job back? Grandpa Joe: No. Grandpa Joe: And it seemed like it was going to be closed for ever. Charlie: But it didn't close for ever. . No one did. Mr Bucket: It certainly is a mystery. Grandpa George: Well. Charlie. Charlie. and see what's become of that amazing factory. Grandpa George: Such as. Have you ever seen a single person going into that factory. Charlie. Charlie: But there must be people working there. The only thing that comes out of that place. . Mr Bucket: Now. Grandma Josephine: Think about it. I think it's time we let your grandparents get some sleep. yes. Pops. who's running the machines? Mrs Bucket: Nobody knows. already packed and addressed. I'd give anything in the world just to go in one more time. The factory was back in business. It's a mystery and it will always be a mystery. Charlie. Charlie: Good night. Well. is as close as any of us is ever going to get. Grandpa Joe: Exactly. Charlie. I'm sorry. no one can. or coming out of it? Charlie: No. Mrs Bucket: Ah. It's open right now. He never comes out. for ever. The gates are always closed. Then one day we saw smoke rising from the chimneys. sometimes when grown‐ups say 'for ever'. Grandpa George. Charlie. .Willy Wonka: I'm closing my chocolate factory. Grandma Josephine: The factory did close. Charlie: Hasn't someone asked Mr Wonka? Grandpa Joe: Nobody sees him anymore. Grandpa George: Night.
the kid who finds the first ticket will be fat. . but I only get one bar a year. Grandpa Joe. Grandpa George: Balderdash. Grandpa George: Mark my words. in any shop. to open a bar of candy and find a golden ticket inside? Charlie: I know. Grandma Josephine: Night‐night. . Grandma Georgina: Nothing's impossible. Grandma Josephine: Everyone has a chance. dear. in any country in the world. Charlie. Mrs Bucket: Chair. All: Night. fat. Charlie. These five candy bars may be anywhere. Charlie: Good night. Mrs Bucket: Sleep well. one of these children shall receive a special prize beyond anything you could ever imagine. . In addition. fat. Our Charlie gets only one a year. the impossible had already been set in motion. it's your birthday next week. Charlie: Night.Charlie: Night‐night. Mr Bucket: Thank you. Narrator: Indeed. Charlie. . in any town. He doesn't have a chance. in any street. The kids who're going to find the golden tickets are the ones who can afford to buy candy bars every day. . have decided to allow five children to visit my factory this year. Charlie. Grandma Georgina. Willy Wonka. Good night. Mrs Bucket: Well. Newscaster: Five golden tickets have been hidden underneath the ordinary wrapping paper of five ordinary Wonka bars. I. Grandpa Joe: Wouldn't it be something. Press Man: Augustus. Grandma Josephine: You have as much chance as anybody does. that very night. Day 2 Willy Wonka (voice): Dear people of the world. for my birthday.
. I want another pony. And finally. . She didn't find the ticket herself. Charlie. "Morning. Voice on Television . Mrs Gloop: We knew Augustus would find the golden ticket. Press Man: Yes. Augustus. Can you spell that for us. ." Three days went by and we had no luck. I find the golden ticket. I just hated to see my little girl feeling unhappy like that. Hundreds of thousands. Augustus: I am eating the Wonka bar and I taste something. So I say to my workers. or sprinkles. size and hue. or butter brittle. Veruca: Where's my golden ticket? I want my golden ticket! Mr Salt: Well. I started buying up all the Wonka bars I could lay my hands on. . . . .golden ticket claimed and only four more. Mr Salt: Soon as my little Veruca told me she had to have one of these golden tickets. . From now on you can stop shelling peanuts and start shelling the wrappers off these chocolate bars instead. that is not chocolate. Grandpa Joe: Now that they've found one. Grandpa George: She's even worse than the fat boy. ladies. . Veruca Salt. Grandpa Joe: Don't worry about it. or caramel. Oh. Press Man: Veruca. Charlie: Only four golden tickets left. I vowed I would keep up the search until I could give her what she wanted. . it was terrible. you see.of every shape. how did you celebrate? Augustus: I eat more candy. Thousands of them. . So I look and. please? Veruca: V‐E‐R‐U‐C‐A. . He eats so many candy bars a day that it was not possible for him not to find one. or peanut butter. or coconut. Zehr gut. Veruca: Daddy. Grandpa George: Told you it'd be a porker. . . or walnut. gentlemen. or nougat. I'm in the nut business. Grandma Josephine: What a repulsive boy. Voice on Television . My little Veruca got more and more upset each day. I found her a ticket. That man spoils his daughter. And no good ever . things will get really crazy. Charlie: I don't think that was really fair.Press Woman: This way. it is good. Press Man: Augustus.
. better than all the rest. Mr Bucket: Charlie. Mrs Bucket: Now. let's see who found it. Mr Bucket: Thank you. Charlie. your Mum and I thought. you mustn't feel too disappointed.comes from spoiling a child like that. Grandpa Joe: Oh. We don't wait. mostly. but when I heard about these ticket things I laid off the gum. maybe you wanna open your birthday present tonight. . Mrs Beauregarde: Of course. Charlie. I don't care . Charlie: It's my candy bar. Not your birthday present. I did have my share of trophies. mostly baton. Mrs Bucket: Thank you. Grandpa Joe: Ah. Violet: I'm a gum chewer. we're three hundred and eighty‐one years old. . you know. Violet: So it says that one kid's gonna get this special prize. Mr Bucket: Whatever happens. Mr Bucket: The third ticket was found by Miss Violet Beauregarde. Grandpa Joe: All together. Charlie: Maybe I should wait till morning. Mrs Bucket: Here you are. I'm chewing right at this moment. . Charlie: We'll share it. This piece of gum. switched to candy bars. Violet: I'm the Junior World Champion Gum Chewer. That's a record. you'll still have the candy. Grandpa George: Like hell. Mr Bucket: Pop. Charlie. I don't know where she gets it. Mrs Beauregarde: These are just some of the two hundred and sixty‐three trophies and medals my Violet has won. I've been working on for three months solid. if you don't get the. That's that. and I'll do what I want with it. darling. no. well. Mrs Beauregarde: She's just a driven young woman. Grandma Josephine: Bless you. Grandpa Joe: All right.
the toothpaste factory thought they'd give me a bit of time off. it's a good thing you're going to a chocolate factory. . Mike: All you had to do was track the manufacturing dates. Grandma Josephine: What a beastly girl. Violet. you ungrateful little. Mr Teavee: Most of the time I don't know what he's talking about. . The upswing in candy sales had led to a rise in . Mike: Die! Die! Die! Mr Teavee: Doesn't seem like they stay kids very long. er. it wasn't like a vacation at all. Charlie: Like summer vacation? Mr Bucket: Sure. You know. . That kid. Grandpa George: Well. offset by the weather and the derivative of the Nikkei Index.who those other four are. . well. this is just in. kids these days. The fourth golden ticket has been found by a boy called Mike Teavee. Mrs Beauregarde: Tell them why. I only had to buy one candy bar. who will be the winner of the last gold. Mike: In the end. Grandma Georgina: Dragonflies? Man on TV: But wait. Something like that. Violet (on TV): Because I'm a winner. . Grandma Georgina: Despicable. Charlie: Dad? Mr Bucket: Yes. A retard could figure it out. . Narrator: In fact. Press: Man And how did it taste? Mike: I don't know. what with all the technology. Man on TV: That question is. Grandpa George: You don't know what we're talking about. it's gonna be me. I hate chocolate. Charlie? Charlie: Why aren't you at work? Mr Bucket: Oh.
Man 1: Did you see that some kid in Russia found the last golden ticket? Man 2: Yes. Woman 2: Are you crazy? I'd give him five‐hundred dollars for that ticket. You found Wonka's last golden ticket. Mr Bucket: We were barely making ends meet as it was. please. Come on. Such a good boy. Man 1: Good boy. Shopkeeper: I know. and we'll open it together. and a new bicycle. such a good. Here. Here. the factory had decided to modernise. Woman 1: The nerve of some people. and buy the first Wonka candy bar you see. . Leave the kid alone. Grandpa Joe: Have you got it? Which end should we open first? Charlie: Just do it quick. . You and I. young man? Shopkeeper: That's enough of that. don't let anyone have it. Grandpa Joe: Charlie. which led to a rise in toothpaste sales. It's a golden ticket. Charlie: One Wonka Whipple‐Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight. . I'll just thin down the soup a little more. . Bring it straight back. Until then. . Take it straight home. Mom! Dad! I found it! The last golden ticket! It's mine! Day 3 . like a band‐aid. our luck will change. Listen. are going to have one more fling. it was in the paper this morning. Mr Bucket. Well. I'll just. My secret hoard. Shopkeeper: Okay.cavities. Charlie: Are you sure you want to spend your money on that. Good boy. Run down to the nearest store. eliminating Mr Bucket's job. With the extra money. Forging a ticket. Come on George. You wanna sell me your ticket for five‐hundred dollars. I know it. Ah. Don't worry. really. Charlie: Grandpa? You fell asleep. I'll buy it from you. In my shop too! Man: Listen. You understand? Charlie: Thank you. . Mrs Bucket: You'll find another job. Grandpa? Grandpa Joe: Of course I'm sure. at finding that last ticket. I'll give you fifty dollars. um.
You leave it to me. Wash your face. comb your hair.' Augustus: 'Afterwards. . You're allowed to bring one member of your family to look after you. They print more every day. blow your nose. A woman offered me five‐hundred dollars for the ticket. of course. Charlie. I do invite you to come to my factory and be my guest for one whole day. But that's tomorrow. showing you everything there is to see. there's only five of them in the whole world. First thing that we have to decide is this: Who is going. For now. Mr Bucket: 'Greetings to you. . I shake you warmly by the hand.' Violet: 'I. Grandpa George: Young man.' Mrs Bucket: The first of February. Read it aloud. But this ticket. . Only a dummy would give this up for something as common as money.' Veruca: 'And remember. There's plenty of money out there. one of you lucky five children will receive an extra prize beyond your wildest imagination. when it is time to leave. I want to go in. to the factory? Grandpa Joe: I will. sir. scrub your hands. with Charlie. You've got a factory to go to. I'll take him. Provided. Willy Wonka. dear? Don't you think you ought to go? Mr Bucket: Well. Mrs Bucket: Now we must all try and keep very calm. Veruca: Daddy. brush your teeth. you must come to the factory gates at ten a. sharp. here are your instructions. Are you a dummy? Charlie: No. Grandpa George: And get that mud off your pants. Let's hear exactly what it says. he feels well enough.m.' Mike: 'On the first of February. each filled with all the chocolate you could ever eat. Grandpa Joe seems to know more about it than we do. Grandpa Joe: Then there's not a moment to lose. from Mr Willy Wonka. the lucky finder of this golden ticket. will conduct you around the factory myself. I bet someone else would pay more. come here.Grandpa Joe: Yippee! Here. and that's all there's ever going to be. We're not going. We need the money more than we need the chocolate. Willy Wonka. Now. Grandpa Joe: Yippee! Charlie: No. Mrs Bucket: How about you. you will be escorted home by a procession of large trucks. Until then. Grandpa George: Then get that mud off your pants.
to contain. I shake you warmly by the hand. Willy Wonka. He barely can restrain it. Close the gates. Veruca: Then shouldn't you be up there? Willy Wonka: Well. Veruca: Make time go faster. Willy Wonka. Welcome to the factory. but then that finale. Violet. Eyes on the prize. there is no way to contain it! To contain it! To contain. Mrs Beauregarde: Eyes on the prize. Willy Wonka. it is my great pleasure to welcome you to my humble factory. . Welcome back. but I used to work here in the factory. Dear visitors. He's the genius who just can't be beat. greetings. The earth says hello. Willy Wonka: Were you one of those despicable spies who every day tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copy‐cat. Puppet Song: Willy Wonka. now. . Come quickly. Wow! Violet: Who are you? Grandpa Joe: He's Willy Wonka. Let's get a move on. sweetheart. candy making cads? Grandpa Joe: No. Willy Wonka: Then wonderful. . Everybody give a cheer! Hooray! He's modest. Willy Wonka (voice): Please enter. little girl? Grandpa Joe: Mr Wonka.Mr Salt: It's nine‐fifty‐nine. Willy Wonka. Charlie: Really? Willy Wonka: Good morning. clever and so smart. And who am I? Well. kids. . here he is! The amazing chocolatier. For too much to see. Willy Wonka. The amazing chocolatier. Willy Wonka. Come forward. Just drop your coats anywhere. Augustus: Don't you want to know our names? Willy Wonka: Can't imagine how it would matter. It's been years. The best darn guy who ever lived. sir. . Willy Wonka. I couldn't very well watch the show from up there. starshine. My name is Willy Wonka. Willy Wonka: Wasn't that just magnificent? I was worried it was getting a little dodgy in the middle part. With so much generosity. could I. The magician and the chocolate whiz. He's the one that you're about to meet. Dear guests. Charlie: Do you think Mr Wonka will recognise you? Grandpa Joe: Hard to say. to contain! Hooray! Willy Wonka. I don't know if you'll remember me.
I'm Violet Beauregarde. Willy Wonka: An important room. Ha! Augustus: I'm Augustus Gloop. Veruca: Let's be friends. Willy Wonka: Well. I love your chocolate. Violet: Best friends. Don't get overexcited. . After all. you're Mike Teavee. .P. Now. . P. Willy Wonka: I always thought that a verruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot. Charlie: Who are the workers? Willy Wonka: All in good time. . I have to keep it warm in here. Just keep very calm. Willy Wonka: Yeah. then. you should care. you do seem confident. Veruca: I'm Veruca Salt. And you. Augustus: Would you like some chocolate? Charlie: Sure. You're the little devil who cracked the system.. You. Don't lose your heads. . . my dear children. So do I. Let's move along. Well... Willy Wonka: What? Oh. yeah.P. Willy Wonka: I can see that. because my workers are used to an extremely hot climate. and confidence is key. sir..Mr Teavee: Mr Wonka? Sure is toasty in here. Because I'm the girl that's gonna win the special prize at the end. do be careful. Violet: Well. Now. Mr Salt: Parents. Willy Wonka: Oh? I don't care. It's very nice to meet you.. this. it is a chocolate factory. .. Moms and dads. you're just lucky to be here. Violet: Mr Wonka.. Dad? Papa? Okay. They just can't stand the cold. I never expected to have so much in common. aren't you? And the rest of you must be their. Mike: Then why is the door so small? Willy Wonka: That's to keep all the great big chocolaty flavour inside. Augustus: Then you should have brought some.
Yeah. Mr Teavee: Son. Veruca: Daddy. no other factory in the world. I teach high‐school geography. It's so delectable and so darn good‐looking. 'enjoy'.. Please do. Enjoy. Charlie: You can eat the grass? Willy Wonka: Of course you can. Please have a blade.. Please. and I'm here to tell you. People. By the way. my dear children. And you can take that to the bank.. like you. Mr Teavee: There's no such place. I'd be a loser. and carry it away. Thousands of gallons an hour. Mrs Gloop: Where do they come from? Charlie: Who are they? Mike: Are they real people? Willy Wonka: Of course they're real people. scoot. direct from Loompaland. Mixes the chocolate. Willy Wonka: What? Mr Teavee: Mr Wonka. it's very beautiful. my dear children. Churns it up. melted chocolate of the finest quality. What is it? It's a little person. .. Those pipes. Makes it light and frothy. all over the factory. Over there. But that is called cannibalism. Day 4 Mr Salt: Oompa‐Loompas? Willy Wonka: Imported. Yeah. Every drop of the river.Charlie: It's beautiful. Mr Teavee: There's more than two. Scoot. Everything in this room is edible. Willy Wonka: What? Oh. yeah. Mike: Dad. And do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass. look over there. he said. suck up the chocolate. The waterfall is most important. Charlie: Why hold onto it? Why not just start a new piece? Violet: Because then I wouldn't be a champion.. in fact frowned upon in most societies. and is. Go on. Mrs Beauregarde: There's two of them. by the waterfall. They're Oompa‐Loompas. is hot. mixes it's chocolate by waterfall. Even I'm edible..
Red beetles. the bark of the bong‐bong tree. The whole place is nothing but thick jungles infested by the most dangerous beasts in the entire world. greedy nincompoop. Slowly wheels go round and round. He will be altered quite a bit. Mrs Gloop: Call the fire brigade! Mrs Beauregarde: It's a wonder how that pipe is big enough. Augustus Gloop will not be harmed. The Oompa‐Loompas.. Instead. I believe they're going to treat us to a little song. All they'd ever think about was cocoa beans. we must admit. and. they are rather mischievous. dear children. All of them beastly. Augustus Gloop. They haven't had a fresh audience in many a moon. The Oompa‐ Loompas ate nothing but green caterpillars. that is not a good thing you do! Willy Wonka: Hey. Hornswogglers and snozzwangers and those terrible. 'Come live in my factory. The cocoa bean happens to be the thing from which chocolate is made. Mrs Gloop: He'll drown! He can't swim! Save him! Augustus! No! Augustus! Augustus! Watch out! Augustus: Help! Help! Help! Violet: There he goes. (Uses sign language to say. which tasted revolting. be alarmed. But the food they longed for the most was the cocoa bean.. So greedy. They lived in tree houses to escape from the fierce creatures who lived below. so I told the chief. You can have all the cocoa beans you want! I will even pay your wages in cocoa beans if you wish!') They are such wonderful workers. 'Come on!' we cried 'the time is ripe. My chocolate must be untouched by human hands. An Oompa‐Loompa was lucky if he found three or four cocoa beans a year. And cogs begin to grind and . Augustus Gloop. I found the Oompa‐Loompas. foul and infantile. I went to Loompaland looking for exotic new flavours for candy. Mr Salt: He's blocked the whole pipe. Although. what a terrible country it is. wicked whangdoodles. Always making jokes. I feel I must warn you. then you'll know all about it. my child. though. He's slowing down. OompaLoompas: Sing Augustus Gloop. But. Charlie: Look. oh. To sent him shooting up the pipe!' But don't. oh. so big and vile. It is quite a special occasion of course. Veruca: What are they doing? Willy Wonka: Why. The great big. but not quite so beastly as the caterpillars. Mr Teavee: I think he has. Charlie: It isn't big enough. The Oompa‐Loompas kept looking for other things to mash up with the caterpillars to make them taste better. of course. little boy. Augustus Gloop will not be harmed. Mrs Gloop: Augustus.Willy Wonka: Well. how they craved them. Mike: He's gonna stick.
See? Exactly the same. Against a luscious bit if fudge? Willy Wonka: Bravo! Well done! Aren't they delightful? Aren't they charming? Mr Salt: I do say. Can you imagine Augustus‐ flavoured. by the way. you really shouldn't mumble. I want you to take Mrs Gloop up to the fudge room. . grandpa? Grandpa Joe: Of course they're joking. . unless.pound. on with the tour. You. The taste would be terrible. Hey. I wouldn't allow it. For who could hate or bear a grudge. Mrs Gloop: Where is my son? Where does that pipe go to? Willy Wonka: That pipe.? Willy Wonka: Improvisation is a parlour trick. Willy Wonka: Chewing gum is really gross. They'll be selling him by the pound all over the world? Willy Wonka: No. this louse's ear. Because I can't understand a word you're saying. Anyone can do it. Willy Wonka: Oh. Mrs Gloop: Then he will be made into strawberry flavoured. That boy will be fine. chocolate coated Gloop? Ooh. poppycock. Now. chocolate‐coated fudge. Mike: Like they knew it was gonna happen. Violet: What's so funny? Willy Wonka: I think it's from all those doggone cocoa beans. okay? Charlie: Mr Wonka? Willy Wonka: Huh? Charlie: Why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa‐Loompa song. it isn't. chocolate‐coated fudge. Take a long stick and start poking around in the big chocolate‐mixing barrel. did you guys know that chocolate contains a property that triggers the release of endorphins? Gives one the . Chewing gum I hate the most. it just so happens to lead directly to the room where I make the most delicious kind of strawberry flavoured. Mike: No. okay? Help her find her son. This greedy brute. Violet: Chewing gum. No‐one would buy it. little girl. Say something. Charlie: Are the Oompa‐Loompas really joking. Willy Wonka: Er. Is loved by people everywhere. that all seemed rather rehearsed. Anything.
I could try a piece. Narrator: Willy Wonka was the son of the city's most famous dentist. Mrs Beauregarde: You don't say. Terrance. . Willy Wonka: Well. You could never reach. Willy Wonka: Maybe I'm not allergic. yeah. Ought to be called 'cavities on a stick'. churns it up. Willy Wonka: You're all quite short. They'd get stuck in your braces. Wilbur Wonka. by the way. It'll do you good. Children: Trick or treat! Trick or treat! Trick or treat! Woman: Who do we have here? Ruthie. makes it light and frothy. Charlie: Do you even remember what it was like being a kid? Willy Wonka: Oh. . We're children. Try some of this. Mixes the chocolate. . aren't you? Violet: Well. Veruca: You already said that. All this. I was never as short as you. . wouldn't they? Lollipops. chocolate. . boy. . Wilbur Wonka: Now. Makes their noses itch. do I. Veronica. Willy Wonka: That's because it's mixed by waterfall. Know why? Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head. no other factory in the world. . . And who's that under the sheet? Little Willy Wonka. Look at your short little arms. Wilbur Wonka: Really? But why take a chance? . You look starved to death. I was reading in a very important medical journal that some children are allergic to chocolate. Onward! Here. that's no excuse. Oh. Willy Wonka hadn't thought about his childhood for years. just last week. Then we have all this. shall we? Caramels. Willy Wonka: Was not.feeling of being in love. Mike: You were once. The waterfall is most important. Do I? Day 5 Narrator: In fact. Charlie: It's great. Willy Wonka: All aboard. You know. let's see what the damage is this year.
Mrs Beauregarde: What do you use hair cream for? Willy Wonka: To lock in moisture. You suck down one of these little boogers. yeah. jazzy. Mr Wonka. well. super‐cool. I wanna show you guys something. keen and groovy cats. everyone. How are you today? You look great. But they sure do taste terrific. . enjoy yourselves. this is the most important room in the entire factory. And this is hair toffee. you'd break all your little teeth off. . and it'll never get any smaller. Unfortunately. Gum is for chewing. Thank you. touch anything. but just don't. all those hip. and. Full speed ahead.. Now. Willy Wonka: For your information.. whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips. Now. neat. keep an eye out. soul brother. .. Mike: You mean that's it? Willy Wonka: Do you even know what 'it' is? Violet: It's gum. We're passing some very important rooms here. There's no knowing where they're going. beatniks. Violet: How can they see where they're going? Willy Wonka: They can't. Folk singers and motorbike riders. They're for children who are given very little allowance money. little girl. Violet: Hey. Watch this. and in exactly half an hour. daddy‐o. Everybody knows that. Switch on the lights! People. Willy Wonka: Precisely. You can suck on it all year. the mixture isn't quite right yet. You know. what's this? Willy Wonka: Oh. Veruca: That doesn't make sense. he. a brand new crop of hair will start growing out all over the top of your little noggin. scoot. It's in the fridge.. Are you hep to the jive? Can you dig what I'm laying down? I knew that you could. And a beard. These are Everlasting Gobstoppers.. And a mustache. Mike: Who wants a beard? Willy Wonka: Well. Okay? Go on. Go on. Willy Wonka: No. Stop the boat. Slide me some skin.. Willy Wonka: Oh. for one. Charlie: Whipped cream. .Charlie: Mr Wonka? Mr Wonka? We're headed for a tunnel. And if you tried chewing one of these Gobstoppers. let me show you. . Because an Oompa‐Loompa tried some yesterday. Isn't that neat? Violet: It's like gum.
Willy Wonka: That part. . Grandpa Joe: It sounds great. . Veruca: What's happening to her nose? Mr Salt: It's turning blue. It's a stick of the most amazing and sensational gum in the whole universe. There's still one or two thing that are. . Willy Wonka: Yeah. Grandpa Joe :Young lady. . Veruca: It sounds weird. Mrs Beauregarde: How is it.Willy Wonka: Yeah. Violet: Blueberry pie and ice cream. . Spit it out. I'm terribly sorry. . Willy Wonka: Yeah. Know why? Know why? 'Cause this gum is a full three‐course dinner all by itself. I told you I hadn't quite got it right. Violet: It's changing. Willy Wonka: I. I'm just a little concerned about the. It's the blueberry pie that does it. kiddo. I'd rather you didn't. This piece of gum happens to be tomato soup. Violet: I'm the world‐record holder in chewing gum. 'Cause it goes a little funny when it gets to the desert. Mrs Beauregarde: Your whole nose has gone purple. My little girl's gonna be the first person in the world to have a chewing‐gum meal. roast beef and blueberry pie. Just a little strip of Wonka's magic chewing gum and that is all you will ever need at breakfast. Mrs Beauregarde: Keep chewing. . I'm not afraid of anything. Roast beef with baked potato. I think you'd better. you're turning violet. I can feel it running down my throat. Violet: What do you mean? Mrs Beauregarde: Violet. honey? Violet: It's amazing! Tomato soup. What's happening? Willy Wonka: Well. Crispy skin and butter. lunch and dinner. Mr Salt: Why would anyone want that? Willy Wonka: It will be the end of all kitchens and all cooking. Violet: It sounds like my kinda gum.
chewing all day long. And from her face. Her giant chin. They bite the poor girl's tongue in two. chewing all day long. We gotta squeeze all that juice out of her immediately. chewing. Chewing. of course. Her jaws get stronger every day. and listen hard. chewing all day long. Charlie: But why now? And why only five? . chewing all day long. chewing all day long. chewing. at last. Chewing. Yeah. Charlie: Like a blueberry. like. chewing. Willy Wonka: I've tried it on. There's far too much to see. Violet: Mother. Charlie: Mr Wonka? Willy Wonka: Yeah? Charlie: Why did you decide to let people in? Willy Wonka: Well. Violet: Mr Wonka! Willy Wonka: I want you to roll Miss Beauregarde into the boat and take her along to the juicing room at once. chewing all day long. Chewing. yeah. Chewing. And with one great tremendous chew. chewing all day long. This gentle girl. chewing. chewing all day long. Chewing. Chewing. To save Miss Violet Beauregarde. Chewing. She goes on chewing till. chewing. In chewing. To the tale of Violet Beauregarde. chewing all day long. Sticks out like a violin. Please. help me. chewing all day long. and each one ended up as a blueberry. Chewing. we'll have to move double‐time just to keep on schedule. chewing.Violet: Mother? What's happening to me? Grandpa Joe: She's swelling up. Chewing. twenty Oompa‐Loompas. Chewing. Let's boogie. And that is why we try so hard. so they could see the factory. How is she supposed to compete? Veruca: You could put her in a county fair. OompaLoompas Sing: Yeah. Without the boat. For years and years she chews away. It's just weird. Her chewing muscles grow so vast. okay? Mrs Beauregarde: The juicing room? What are they gonna do to her there? Willy Wonka: They're gonna squeeze her. She sees no wrong. Chewing. Willy Wonka: Come on. Like a little pimple. chewing all day long. chewing all day long. Yeah. Chewing. Listen close. Chewing. chewing all day long. Mrs Beauregarde: But I can't have a blueberry as a daughter. Chewing.
I don't know. Mr Teavee: These flashbacks happen often? Willy Wonka: Increasingly. today. you have many marvelous pets. Willy Wonka did remember the first candy he ever ate. Mr Wonka. Mr Salt: You use squirrels? Why not use Oompa‐Loompas? Willy Wonka: Because only squirrels can get the whole walnut out almost every single time. this is a room I know all about. But that's what you get from chewing gum all day. Veruca: Squirrels. I think that one's got a bad nut. dear. . you really shouldn't mumble. Veruca: Daddy. I was having a flashback. . Willy Wonka: I'm sorry. Look. You're really weird. am in the nut business. Mr Salt: Veruca. why do you make it? Willy Wonka: Once again. I want a squirrel. You see how they tap each one with their little knuckles to make sure it's not bad? Oh. These squirrels are specially trained to get the nuts out of shells. . and who gets it? Willy Wonka: The best kind of prize is a sur‐prise. For you see. Get me one of those squirrels. Mr Salt: I see. It's just disgusting. 'Cos it's kinda starting to bum me out. I want one.Mike: What's the special prize. Veruca: Will Violet always be a blueberry? Willy Wonka: No. Mike: If you hate gum so much. Willy Wonka: Yeah. look. I. Charlie: Can you remember the first candy you ever ate? Willy Wonka: No. Narrator: In fact. Maybe. Day 6 Mr Salt: Ah. myself. Are you using the Havermax four thousand to do your sorting? Willy Wonka: No. Squirrels.
how much do you want for one of these squirrels? Name your price. Veruca: If you won't get me a squirrel. come back here at once. Mr Wonka. Willy Wonka: Little girl? Mr Salt: Veruca. Mr Salt: Veruca. Veruca: Daddy. Mr Wonka's being unreasonable. Mr Salt: Veruca. Not that one. Willy Wonka: Oh. Willy Wonka: (Impersonates Mr Salt) I'm sorry. Veruca! Willy Wonka: Let's find the key. they're not for sale. Charlie: What are they doing? Willy Wonka: They're testing to see if she's a bad nut. It'll make him crazy. She is a bed nut after all. Nope. Veruca: Daddy. Veruca. Willy Wonka: Little girl? Don't touch that squirrel's nuts.Veruca: All I've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six rabbits and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle and a silly old hamster. Mr Salt: Very well. There it isn't. There it is. I'll get one myself. I want a trained squirrel. Veruca: I'll have you. darling. Veruca: But I don't want any old squirrel. She can't have one. my goodness. Veruca: Daddy! Mr Salt: Veruca! Willy Wonka: No. Oh. pet. Daddy will get you a squirrel just as soon as he possibly can. Veruca. I want a squirrel! Mr Salt: All right. Mr Salt: Veruca! Veruca: Daddy! Mr Salt: Where are they taking her? . I want them to stop.
Willy Wonka: How do you know. I've just been informed that the incinerator's broken. We only light it on Tuesdays. Okay? OompaLoompas Sing: Veruca Salt the little brute. Willy Wonka: Oh. longways. Mr Teavee: Well. Mr Salt: Where does the chute go? Willy Wonka: To the incinerator. Well. If that's the case. A rather different set of friends. welcome to fudge mountain. for example.Willy Wonka: Where all the other bad nuts go. that's good news. Bavaria. Oh. Has just gone down the garbage chute. Willy Wonka: Well. cut. a fish head. Horrid smell. whoosh. That's why it's candy. Young Willie: Then I'll run away. who indeed? Who pandered to her every need? Who turned her into such a brat? Who are the culprits? Who did that? The guilty ones. But I won't be here when you come back. The candy capitals of the world. Wilbur Wonka: Go ahead. Look. Willy Wonka: Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen. by the way. the administration offices. But don't worry. These are Veruca's newfound friends. A steak that no‐one else would chew. Each with its rather horrid smell. now this is sad. To Switzerland. No son of mine is going to be a chocolatier. A rather different set of friends. . Mike: Why is everything here completely pointless? Charlie: Candy doesn't have to have a point. there's always the chance they decided not to light it today. she may be stuck in the chute just below the top. To the garbage chute. Mike: Today is Tuesday. Who went and spoiled her. Ah. slantways. I'd rather not talk about this one.. An oyster from an oyster stew. These are Veruca's newfound friends. Hello.. as she descends. A rather different set of friends. look. This is the puppet hospital and burn centre. Mike: It's stupid. Wilbur Wonka: Candy is a waste of time. And lots of other things as well. That she will meet as she descends. good. And she will meet. Doris. Are dear old Mum and loving Dad. So there should be about three weeks of rotten garbage to break their fall. It's relatively new. Now. This elevator can go sideways. I don't know why I didn't think of this earlier. This morning from a halibut. you're off. let's keep on trucking. really? Oh. Mike: There can't be this many floors. You just press any button and. all you have to do is just reach in and pull her out. Mr Smarty‐Pants? And this isn't just an ordinary up and down elevator. and any other ways you can think of. The elevator's by far the most efficient way to get around the factory. Oh.
by television. all ready to be eaten? Oprah Winfrey (TV): I'm not gonna touch it. the amount of power it would take to convert energy in matter would be like nine atomic bombs. Willie Wonka: So imagine. there's a difference between waves and particles. son. Hey. Willie Wonka: Eat it. . . Here. 'cos you know how on TV you can film a regular‐size man. Go on. Why can't I do the same thing with chocolate? Why can't I. do we? This is the testing room for my very latest and greatest invention: Television Chocolate. . Here it comes. Go on. I'm not going in that direction. . send a real bar of chocolate through the television. "Wonka's chocolates are the best in the world. I shall now send a bar of chocolate from one end of the room. and he comes out looking this tall? Same basic principle. Now. Willie Wonka: Mumbler! Seriously. Come over here. and a voice will say. I cannot understand a single word you're saying. Grandpa Joe: Holy buckets. that's all. One day it occurred to me. try one for yourself. . and take . now. Oh. Okey‐ dokey. You don't understand anything about science. Mike: I wanna pick a room.Guard: Sorry. . We're closing for the night. You take it. Willie Wonka: Go ahead. ah. Day 7 Mike: It's just a picture on a screen. Charlie: It's gone! Willie Wonka: Told you. to the other. look. Come on. Mike: It is impossible. Charlie: It's great. Come on. and don't take them off whatever you do. Bring in the chocolate! It's gotta be real big. if television can break up a photograph into millions and millions of tiny little pieces and send it whizzing through the air. Just reach out and grab it. that bar of chocolate is now rushing through the air above our heads in a million tiny little pieces. It's just gotten a little smaller on the journey. you're sitting at home watching television and suddenly a commercial will flash onto the screen. Willie Wonka: Scaredy‐cat. Go on." And you simply reach out. Mr Teavee: Sounds impossible. . Take it. And we certainly don't want that. . It'll be delicious. If you don't believe us. Duh! Second. then reassemble it on the other end. First off. This light could burn your eyeballs right out of your skulls. It's the same bar. Put these on quick. Grandpa Joe: It's a miracle. Come on! Watch the screen.
As far as children are concerned. You think he's a genius. We very much regret that we. Don't push my button. Is never. Charlie: But could you send it by television if you wanted to? Willie Wonka: Of course I could. Regarding little Mike Teavee.it. But I'm not. A fairyland. And all you think about is chocolate. It clogs and clutters up the mind. but he's an idiot. Willie Wonka: Hay. a fairyland. never let them. It's the most important invention in the history of the world. I sure hope no part of him gets left behind. like. see what we get. he only sees. Just a question. He cannot think. sometimes only half the little pieces find their way through. Never. breakfast cereal? Willie Wonka: Do you have any idea what breakfast cereal's made of? It's those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners. Mr Teavee: He's gone. It rots the senses in the head. so dull. Mike: No. The television set. he doesn't. That we've ever learned. It makes a child so dull and blind. Mr Teavee: Mike. If you had to choose only one half of your son. I'm starting to feel a little anxious. So dull. How about that? Mr Teavee: So can you send other things? Say. The idiotic thing at all. Mike: What about people? Willie Wonka: Well. The most important thing we've learned. never let them. Regret that . It keeps imagination dead. His thinking powers rust and freeze. Charlie: There he is. OompaLoompas Sing: The most important thing. His brain becomes as soft as cheese. never let them near. Never. which one would it be? Mr Teavee: What kind of a question is that? Willie Wonka: No need to snap. A fairy tale. Willie Wonka: Let's go check the television. never let them. Try every channel. Never. He has no idea. Mr Teavee: What do you mean? Willie Wonka: Well. He can no longer understand. I think Mr Wonka knows what he's talking about. never let them. Mike. a fairyland. Mr Teavee: Calm down. Never. why would I want to send a person? They don't taste very good at all. Mike: Don't you realise what you've invented? It's a teleporter. Or better still just don't install. little boy.
my dear boy. Boy. is he gonna be skinny. On with the tour. wait and see. otherwise we'll just never break through. we have the great glass elevator to speed things al. There's quite a difference.. somebody grab him. how many children are left? Grandpa Joe: Mr Wonka. I do congratulate you. Shall simply have to wait and see. Shall simply have to wait and see. Willy Wonka: Ooh. But if we can't. Mr Teavee: Taffy puller?! Willy Wonka: Hey. Because we have an enormous number of things to do before the day's out. Yeah. Now. They stretch like mad. wait and see. here we go. little boy. Well. right from the beginning. Well done. Oh. It serves him right. up to the taffy puller. Willy Wonka: What happened to the others? Oh. Help me. or dally. Mr Teavee: Unharmed? What are you talking about? Mike: Just put me back in the other way. .we. Charlie: Up and out? What kind of room is that? Willy Wonka: Hold on. But young men are extremely springy. Willy Wonka: You mean. I had a hunch you know. not telephone. Now. Charlie's the only one left now.? Willy Wonka: Yeah. Mr Teavee: And what exactly do you propose to do about it? Willy Wonka: I don't know. I do. Willy Wonka: Oh. . Wait and see. I'm absolutely delighted. that was my idea. There's still so much left to see. Charlie: Break through what? Willy Wonka: I've been longing to press that button for years. okay? Stretch him out. Come on. you're the only one? Charlie: Yes. Speed things along. I really do. we mustn't dilly. If we can get him back his height.. We're gonna need to go much faster. We very much regret that we. but that mean's you've won. my goodness. Wait and see. It's television. Taffy puller. But luckily for us. Ah! Let's go put him in the taffy puller. He's completely unharmed. . . Mike: Help me. Oh. Up and out! Grandpa Joe: But do you really mean. . thank heavens. wait and see. I want you to take Mr Teavee and his. Willy Wonka: There is no other way.
but you're blue. Mrs Gloop: Augustus. That little house. Willy Wonka: You must be the boy's. Mrs Bucket: Hi. don't eat your fingers. I'm much more flexible now. Mrs Bucket: Charlie. We're back. Grandma Georgina: I think there's someone at the door. Charlie: Hi. Mother. and that's final. Mr Bucket: Goodness. Violet: Look. He gave us a ride home. Grandpa Joe: He says Charlie's won something. Veruca: Daddy. Willy Wonka: Where do you live? Charlie: Right over there. the only thing you're getting today is a bath. That. Charlie: Mom. Mrs Bucket: I see that. I want a flying glass elevator. Mr Bucket: Charlie. Mr Salt: Veruca. .Grandpa Joe: But it's made of glass. . It'll smash into a million pieces. . Veruca: But I want it. Mom. please. Mr Bucket: Parents? Willy Wonka: Yeah. Augustus: But I taste so good. Charlie: This is Willy Wonka. Dad. Mrs Beauregarde: Yes. dear. Mrs Bucket: What time do you think they'll be back? Mr Bucket: Hard to know.
Charlie: I'm sorry. 'I must find and Heir'. Goodbye. Charlie: That's why you sent out the golden tickets. of course they can't. There's other candy too besides chocolate. Charlie. Well. I see. Grandpa George: None taken. The most 'something' something of any something that's ever been. Willy Wonka: So what do you say? Are you ready to leave all this behind and come live with me at the factory? Charlie: Sure. I'm gonna give this little boy my entire factory. I saw reflected my life's work. . I'm staying here. Because. Sure you won't change your mind? Charlie: I'm sure. and weird.Willy Wonka: Not just some something. and I had the strangest revelation. Look at me. . I wouldn't give up my family for anything. my factory. Of course. jerk. I won't ever see my family again? Willy Wonka: Yeah. Willy Wonka: Ah‐ha. Gosh darn the consequences. it's all right if my family come too? Willy Wonka: Oh. You can't run a chocolate factory with a family hanging over you like an old. . Charlie: So if I go with you to the factory. Mrs Bucket: What are Oompa‐Loompas? Willy Wonka: I invited five children to the factory and the one who was the least rotten would be the winner. Willy Wonka: No. then. Willy Wonka: Oh. . It's true. Mr Wonka. I mean. That's weird. . and I'm a giant success. Grandpa Joe: You must be joking. I had no family. No offence. Willy Wonka: Okay. my beloved Oompa‐Loompas. you see. I was having my semi‐ annual haircut. Willy Wonka: Wow. in that case. Grandpa Joe: That's you. Charlie: Then I'm not going. unexpected. dead goose. . Willy Wonka: A chocolatier has to run free and solo. . In that one silver hair. Charlie. Consider that a bonus. I'll just. Who would watch over them after I was gone? I realised in that moment. He has to follow his dreams. And I did. really. You. But I suppose. Bye. . a few months ago. my dear boy. that's just. Not for all the chocolate in the world. .
Day 8 Willy Wonka: Pity about that chocolate fellow. Wendell. I don't know which flavours to make. they're always telling you what to do. isn't it? I make the candy I feel like. Charlie: What do you have against my family? Willy Wonka: It's not just your family. Willy Wonka: That's the one. Charlie: Yep. Grandpa Joe spent the whole day out of bed. . What makes you feel better when you feel terrible? Charlie: My family. but then he didn't turn out so nice. Walter. I don't know which ideas to try. you should ask. not by myself. Charlie helped his parents fix the hole in the roof. The next morning. Willy Wonka: I do not! Charlie: Why are you here? Willy Wonka: I don't feel so hot. But I suppose maybe he's just a rotten egg who deserves it.Grandma Georgina: Things are going to get much better. You know. Narrator: And for once. er. . That's just it. . He also has a funny haircut. It's the whole idea of. really? You ever met him? Charlie: I did. No way. Willy Wonka: Oh. Charlie: Willy Wonka. repairing the machine that had replaced him. You're very good. I'm second‐guessing my self. He didn't feel tired at all. Willy Wonka: Euw. . . Willy Wonka: Ask who? My father? Ha ha. Says here in the paper his new candies aren't selling very well. but now I feel terrible. Willy Wonka: I can't put my finger on it. Charlie's father got a better job at the toothpaste factory. I've always made whatever candy I felt like. Charlie: Usually they're just trying to protect you because they love you. Things had never been better for the Bucket family. At least. and it's not conducive to a creative atmosphere. . Candy's always been the only thing I was ever certain of and now I'm just not certain at all. what not to do. I thought he was great at first. so the candy's terrible. which is nuts. and I. If you don't believe me. . The same could not be said for Willy Wonka. Grandma Georgina knew exactly what she was talking about.
Willy Wonka: How do you feel about little raspberry kites? Charlie: With licorice instead of string. Mrs Bucket: Boys. . . who accepted on one condition. . thank you. please. Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory. . I have to be more careful where I park this thing. Wilbur Wonka: All these years. Charlie. You smell like.Charlie: You want me to go with you? Willy Wonka: Hey. Willy? Willy Wonka: Yes. Grandpa Joe: I'll shuffle the plates. . . Narrator: It was on this day that Willy Wonka repeated his offer to Charlie. and you haven't flossed. Yeah! And you know what? I got transp. no business at the dinner table. Mr Bucket: You staying for dinner. I think we've got the wrong house. Grandma Josephine: Elbows off the table. Charlie. Willy Wonka: Not once. shall we? Heavens. But Willy Wonka got something even better. But he's overdue. what a good idea. . Dad. Hey. . A family. . Willy? Willy Wonka: Hi. Narrator: In the end. Since. We were brainstorming. . Charlie: Sorry. I haven't seen bicuspids like these since. let's see what the damage is. . Wilbur Wonka: Open. . . old people and soap. Willy Wonka: Oh. Charlie: Sorry we're late. Mom. Wilbur Wonka: Do you have an appointment? Charlie: No. though. . Life had never been sweeter. I like it. Grandpa George: Thought I heard thunder. Grandma Georgina: You smell like peanuts. I love peanuts. Willy Wonka: I think you're on to something. . Now. And one thing was absolutely certain.