A hot-air balloonist had drifted off course.

He saw a man on the ground and yelled, “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?” “Yes,” the guy said. “You’re in a balloon.” “You must work in IT,” the balloonist said. “How did you know?” “What you told me is technically correct, but of no use to anyone.” “And you must work in management,” the man on the ground retorted. “Yea.” “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to help. And you’re in the same position you were in before we met, but now it’s my fault.”

"Where did you get those big eyes?" "They came with the face."

Every man/woman should marry - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Should women have children after 35? No, 35 children are enough!

When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best? She answers: My husband's cheque book.

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built.

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands.

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find ! an elephant with one hand.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A : Liquid

Christmas Riddles
What do elves learn in school? - The elf-abet What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? - Frostbite What kind of bird can write? - a pen-guin What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle? - Neither! Candles will always burn shorter

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