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Hi, I am Canny Boyle explaining you the work of my brother Danny Boyle. Because it requires a gora to make a film about India and one more gora to explain that to Indians. The whole Indian media has totally misrepresented the work of Danny. Brits would call it a biggest media scam. What is being made (rags to riches, destiny, love ever wins) is all BAKVAS. These slides will give you a first sight of this film from Danny Boyle’s perspective. I know Danny and understand his mind no body at least in India does. See what a big impressive camera and look how minutely Danny looks every detail in the camera. A smart fellow, will not miss the tiniest detail from big piles of garbage from India.
By Canny Boyle, Guest writer
What is meant by SLUMDOG
1. The film starts with a gaali in Hindi (mother fucker). I will not put Hindi word otherwise it will be derogatory. Indians; call them anything in English, it is respectable. Call them harijan (God’s person) it is derogatory. Call them slumdog it is respectable. 2. Indian media personalities fluent in English will explain you. This is just a hybrid of slum and underdog. An ordinary man not wanting to show his poor English will readily buy it. Why you did not tell me earlier? 3. Slumdog is an impressive word. Slumboy as was suggested by slum dweller unions would have diluted the whole film. 4. The meaning of Millionaire is explained in the last silde. But before that you go through Danny’s camera.
Let us start the movie with police torture
Indian Police electroluting a participant of Kaun Banega Crorepati
Nothing but the host of the KBC puts him in jail that too between 2 shows
Underdog (Dalit) tortured and called slumdog in front of Dr. Ambedkar
Police torture then Chase kids Slum kids chased by police But Danny’s camera is looking somewhere else .
Mumbai: Danny can see everything no Indian authorites can ever see. .
Has Amitabh Bachchan a right to be unhappy? Amitabh’s photo out of a pit of shit in which the boy dived Amitabh Giving autograph to the kid covered by shit .
Actually Danny plans toilets for most Indian journalists.Warriors of freedom of expression? Amitabh has no right to express. Only the above people have freedom of expression. Above 3 pictures are only representative. .
Even the teachers torturing Slum Teacher beating the slumboy with a book called Three musketeer .
Satya Mev Jayate C. Jhooth Mev Jayate .Question 2. National Emblem of India A. … B.
Question 3. God Rama .
Question 3. God Rama Roits Man Burning Police playing cards .
it will be utter foolish to think that Danny also did not know it.Answer 3. Indians have very poor observation. The color of Danny’s Rama is too dark as Danny is horrified by dark blue. Rama hold bow in right hand Rama holding bow in right hand blessing with left hand In real. But. Rama holds bow in left hand and blesses with right hand. .
. 50 per day..But why a mini Rama …. You don’t know? He is Rama Lala (Child Rama): On deserted by VHP now Danny is paying him Rs.
Did Danny knew it in advance? .Did not Danny fear these people …. O Indians don’t go by your scamster media. RSS. Danny knows these following people are actually sleeping.. Too much has been made out of these now seemingly defunct organizations. VHP and Bajrang Dal. They will do nothing to save Rama Lala.
took care of everybody. . They did not allow film ‘fire’. There is one more Sena called Rama Sene of Pramod Muthalik. Danny is smart.. the guy Indian media paid weeks of attention as if no other work left. A small corner of my slide dedicated to him. All types of Senas which do nothing to remove freely available sets for slumdog movie.He also does not fear Aamchi Mumbai walas…. Surprisingly they did not throw a single stone on Slumdog poster.
Slum-life moves on: .
And that Eye burning Scene (preparation): Oil being heated to be poured in kid’s eye .
Below the other child vomitting .Climax of Eye burning Scene: Above Oil being being poured in kid’s eye.
Why no Indian asked this question to the ones whom they vote? They ask the question to themselves. Then why bother? After all it is just a movie. Is my child safe? Yes.Are such things really happening in India ?: A British citizen has sent a letter to Prime Minister of India asking this question. IF YOUR FOREIGNER FRIEND ASKS THIS TO YOU SAY SURDAS . DANNY HAS GIVEN ANSWER. WELL.
. Mayawati. Panwar. . Mulayam. Resting Present PM: Recovering PM to be waiting. Their agenda: Open a PM office at AIIMS (hospital). There are many more PMs in waiting running around.Or You can try asking them: Former PM. The slumdog does not hurt even Mayavati.
In any other country it would be a matter of probe from where so much garbage came.Ask UPA Government: All (oscars) achievements are due to the all inclusive and conducive atmosphere created by UPA Government. Self congratulatory. Did they actually contributed to the achievement ? Did you notice that the piles of garbage in the film were bigger than the ones you see everyday? Did the Government agencies not clear the garbage till the film was finished just to help Danny? Is that the conducive atmosphere UPA is referring to. .
Indians are anyway cruel: A sikh throwing away the slumboys from moving train. .
The boy sees Hindus bad. Media people have no right to distort his message by interpreting it with a secular glass. It is his movie after all. Muslims bad. Sikhs bad. This is what Danny telling perhaps. Christianity is the solution. .An American couple at Taj Guess what are the pictures at left.Danny also shows good people in India .
Danny will leave for Mumbai but after capturing the images at TAJ .
And some after getting down. He will not miss any chance .Danny flying over Mumbai: Let him take some snaps before getting down.
And than sealed. “I did not notice it even after seeing the film twice. . A Bisleri bottle being filled by tap.” That’s why Danny is the king and you are slumdogs. An Indian said.See the observation power of Danny.
Why the slumboys return to Mumbai at the age of 12-13 They could have returned after fully grown up ? That is explained better in next slide .
. Look at her size exactly what Danny wanted. He has to show a minor Latika in forced prostitution. If he shows it after Latika fully grows up what will be the fun in that.Forced prostitution at Minor age.
Latika going to sleep with Salim. Danny himself discovered that he made a love story of Jamaal and Latika after he read Indian news papers. Jamaal looks on.Jamaal’s love running away with Salim with all the money: Is this jammal-Latika love story ? You can not blame Danny for that. How much they can ignore? . Indians again ignored it.
Call Centers and Idiot call center walas: .
None of the answers is Rama’s bridge which Indians claim. Indians do not worry as it was asked to somebody else.Jamaal watches TV for time pass Look the screen. Did they understand it ? They will not. That’s why they are slumdogs before a clever Danny. But I tell you that Danny did not put this screen for time pass. . There are so many intelligent in India.
Development in India Jamaal says this is the place where our shanty was. Salim works for one of them. Salim says the buildings belong to richmen who are gangsters. All Indians became happy ? Indian development is recognized. .
The richman (gangster) watching Cricket .Latika as keep of richman.
What Indians eat: What is put on the bread ? Shit calls the richman. . Danny never miss chance to take close up of Indian food.
After all it is Danny’s movie. Danny will show him getting out.Sachin getting out: Sachin failed. . So what if he has made many centuries.
Protestors: Two few to wake 1 billion people up .
petitiononline.Too few signatures on Online petitions: 1.html .petitiononline.com/slumdog/petition. “Slumdog Millionaire: An Indian View Point” http://www.com/slumd/petition.html 2. “Protest against Tax free status to slumdog millionaire” http://www.
He is giving you a clue that his Rama Lala mistake was done purposely.Final song: Jai Ho: This is the end of movie. He wishes that you do not try to improve India. Anyway Danny wants that you sing the song Jai Ho and go home in happy mood. . With a pleasing poster of Rama and Sita. This poster is not by chance appearing there. His film should be as real even after 100 years. Oh! Rama carrying a bow at left and blessing with right. Danny is too too smart.
OSCAR: Every creation has local support: .
if poverty gives you award then show it. Has any Indian film wala has guts to go to any other country and do what Danny done here. After all it is your poverty. Big mouth.Oscars Winners: Gulzar says. . Actually Danny got them awards.
She loves black and blue like Danny. .Look who is at Oscars: Heidi Klum : Heidi klum the lady who wore Kaali on Halloween.
But it is farce. . And two negatives make a positive: (-slumdog)*(-media) = (+slumdog) 3. BAKVAS band kar. Indian media’s eyes are a sure negative. The film is negative. 2. And he wanted to show the reality. What it means that: Indians are actually slumdogs some of them became millionaire not because they are genius but by chance.A POSITIVE VIEW OF SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE 1. Many will think that the slides give a negative view. Danny was irked by many Indians appearing in Fords list of Billionaires. Don’t distort it by taking positive out of negative. MEANING OF SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE The word slumdog is explained earlier. Take it as the way it is presented. If you see the film from Indian media’s eyes than the film looks positive. Why Millionaire is added? It is Rag to Rich story. Do justice with Danny Boyle.