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THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS
Table des matières CHAPTER I LOOKING-GLASS HOUSE....................................................3 CHAPTER II THE GARDEN OF LIVE FLOWERS....................................17 CHAPTER III LOOKING-GLASS INSECTS...............................................29 CHAPTER IV TWEEDLEDUM AND TWEEDLEDEE................................41 CHAPTER V WOOL AND WATER............................................................57 CHAPTER VI HUMPTY DUMPTY..............................................................71 CHAPTER VII THE LION AND THE UNICORN........................................86 CHAPTER VIII 'IT'S MY OWN INVENTION'...............................................99 CHAPTER IX QUEEN ALICE....................................................................116 CHAPTER X SHAKING............................................................................135 CHAPTER XI WAKING.............................................................................136 CHAPTER XII WHICH DREAMED IT ?....................................................137 À propos de cette édition électronique..............................140
CHAPTER I LOOKING-GLASS HOUSE
One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it : — it was the black kitten's fault entirely. For the white kitten had been having its face washed by the old cat for the last quarter of an hour (and bearing it pretty well, considering) ; so you see that it couldn't have had any hand in the mischief. The way Dinah washed her children's faces was this : first she held the poor thing down by its ear with one paw, and then with the other paw she rubbed its face all over, the wrong way, beginning at the nose : and just now, as I said, she was hard at work on the white kitten, which was lying quite still and trying to purr — no doubt feeling that it was all meant for its good. But the black kitten had been finished with earlier in the afternoon, and so, while Alice was sitting curled up in a corner of the great arm-chair, half talking to herself and half asleep, the kitten had been having a grand game of romps with the ball of worsted Alice had been trying to wind up, and had been rolling it up and down till it had all come undone again ; and there it was, spread over the hearth-rug, all knots and tangles, with the kitten running after its own tail in the middle. ‘Oh, you wicked little thing !’ cried Alice, catching up the kitten, and giving it a little kiss to make it understand that it was in disgrace. ‘Really, Dinah ought to have taught you better manners ! you ought, Dinah, You know you ought !’ she added,
pretending to watch the progress of the winding. I was watching the boys getting in stick for the bonfire — and it wants plenty of sticks.’ Here Alice wound two or three turns of the worsted round the kitten's neck. as if it would be glad to help. Kitty sat very demurely on her knee. and sometimes to herself. and now and then putting out one paw and gently touching the ball. ‘You'd have guessed if you'd been up in the window with me — only Dinah was making you tidy. ‘Do you know. taking the kitten and the worsted with her. sometimes to the kitten. Never mind. But she didn't get on very fast. if it might. Kitty ?’ Alice began. so you couldn't. in which the ball rolled down upon the floor. ‘when I saw all the mischief –4– . Kitty ! Only it got so cold. Kitty. ’ Alice went on as soon as they were comfortably settled again. ‘Do you know what to-morrow is. I was so angry. and yards and yards of it got unwound again. as she was talking all the time. and began winding up the ball again. just to see how it would look : this led to a scramble. Kitty. we'll go and see the bonfire tomorrow. and it snowed so.looking reproachfully at the old cat. they had to leave off. and speaking in as cross a voice as she could manage — and then she scrambled back into the arm-chair.
and putting you out into the snow ! And you'd have deserved it. were you ? How do you know she wasn't thirsty too ? Now for number three : you unwound every bit of the worsted while I wasn't looking !’ ‘That's three faults. they dress themselves all in green. Kitty : I heard you ! What that you say ?’ (pretending that the kitten was speaking. ‘Go to sleep. till the summer comes again. you little mischievous darling ! What have you got to say for yourself ? Now don't interrupt me !’ she went on. –5– .you had been doing. holding up one finger.) ’Her paw went into your eye ? Well. ‘I'm going to tell you all your faults. and perhaps it says. that it kisses them so gently ? And then it covers them up snug. You know I'm saving up all your punishments for Wednesday week — Suppose they had saved up all mypunishments !’ she went on. ‘And I do so wish it was true ! I'm sure the woods look sleepy in the autumn. Kitty. and dance about — whenever the wind blows — oh. Number one : you squeaked twice while Dinah was washing your face this morning. when the day came. for keeping your eyes open — if you'd shut them tight up. I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields. ‘What would they do at the end of a year ? I should be sent to prison. it wouldn't have happened. when the leaves are getting brown’. I suppose. Now you can't deny it. you know. Kitty. dropping the ball of worsted to clap her hands.’ And when they wake up in the summer. darlings. I shouldn't mind that much ! I'd far rather go without them than eat them !’ ‘Do you hear the snow against the window-panes. that's very pretty !’ cried Alice. and you've not been punished for any of them yet. Or — let me see — suppose each punishment was to be going without a dinner : then. I should have to go without fifty dinners at once ! Well. talking more to herself than the kitten. that's your fault. with a white quilt . you were thirsty. I was very nearly opening the window. Kitty ? How nice and soft it sounds ! Just as if someone was kissing the window all over outside. but listen ! Number two : you pulled Snowdrop away by the tail just as I had put down the saucer of milk before her ! What. Now don't make any more excuses. when the miserable day came.
only the things go the other way. you watched just as if you understood it : and when I said ‘Check !’ you purred ! Well. and I'll be all the rest.’ But this is taking us away from Alice's speech to the kitten. ‘Let's pretend that you're the Red Queen. I'm asking it seriously. ’ Nurse ! Do let's pretend that I'm a hungry hyaena. the thing didn't succeed. beginning with her favourite phrase ‘Let's pretend. and not talk so much. had argued that they couldn't. let's pretend — 'And here I wish I could tell you half the things Alice used to say. to punish it. because the kitten wouldn't fold its arms properly. you can be one of them then. that it might see how sulky it was — ‘and if you're not good directly. Kitty. unless our fire smokes.’ She had had quite a long argument with her sister only the say before — all because Alice had begun with ‘Let's pretend we're kings and queens . Now do try. there's a dear !’ And Alice got the Red Queen off the table. Kitty. she held it up to the Looking-glass. How would you like that ?’ ‘Now. and set it up before the kitten as a model for it to imitate : however. and Alice had been reduced at last to say. Alice said. and then smoke comes up in that room too — but that may be only pretence. Kitty.‘Kitty. First. you know. just to make it look as if they had a –6– . my dear. Kitty ! Do you know. if it hadn't been for that nasty Knight. and you're a bone. because there were only two of them. who liked being very exact. I'll tell you all my ideas about Looking-glass House. can you play chess ? Now.’ and her sister.’ And once she had really frightened her old nurse by shouting suddenly in her ear. ’ Well. I can see all of it when I get upon a chair — all but the bit behind the fireplace. ’ I'll put you through into Looking-glass House. ’ she added. if you'll only attend. and really I might have won. Oh ! I do so wish I could see that bit ! I want so much to know whether they've a fire in the winter : you never can tell. Because. that came wiggling down among my pieces. dear. So. don't smile. there's the room you can see through the glass — that's just the same as our drawing room. it was a nice check. I think if you sat up and folded your arms. when we were playing just now. you'd look exactly like her. principally.
it's turning into a sort of mist now. –7– . because I've held up one of our books to the glass. just like a bright silvery mist. ‘How would you like to live in Looking-glass House. I declare ! It'll be easy enough to get through — ‘ She was up on the chimneypiece while she said this. You can just see a little peep of the passage in Lookingglass House. Let's pretend the glass has got all soft like gauze. and then they hold up one in the other room. only you know it may be quite different on beyond. Why. Kitty ! now we come to the passage. Kitty. somehow. Kitty ? I wonder if they'd give you milk in there ? Perhaps Looking-glass milk isn't good to drink — But oh.fire. Oh. if you leave the door of our drawing-room wide open : and it's very like our passage as far as you can see. oh ! such beautiful things in it ! Let's pretend there's a way of getting through into it. Kitty ! how nice it would be if we could only get through into Looking-glass House ! I'm sure it's got. though she hardly knew how she had got there. I know that. so that we can get through. only the words go the wrong way . the books are something like our books. Well then. And certainly the glass was beginning to melt away.
in fact. ’ thought Alice : ’warmer. For instance. and noticed that what could be seen from the old room was quite common and uninteresting. and the very clock on the chimney-piece (you know you can only see the back of it in the Looking-glass) had got the face of a little old man. when they see me through the glass in here. and can't get at me !' Then she began looking about. The very first thing she did was to look whether there was a fire in the fireplace. because there'll be no one here to scold me away from the fire. –8– .In another moment Alice was through the glass. and she was quite pleased to find that there was a real one. ‘So I shall be as warm here as I was in the old room. Oh. and grinned at her. the pictures on the wall next the fire seemed to be all alive. what fun it'll be. blazing away as brightly as the one she had left behind. but that all the rest was a different as possible. and had jumped lightly down into the Looking-glass room.
as she put her head closer down. ’ Alice said (in a whisper. The chessmen were walking about. ’ and there are the White King and the White Queen sitting on the edge of the shovel — and here are two castles walking arm in arm — I don't think they can hear me. ’ Alice thought to herself. I feel somehow as if I were invisible.’ Here something began squeaking on the table behind Alice. with a little ‘Oh !’ of surprise.‘They don't keep this room so tidy as the other. –9– . and made her turn her head just in time to see one of the White Pawns roll over and begin kicking : she watched it with great curiosity to see what would happen next. she was down on her hands and knees watching them. as she noticed several of the chessmen down in the hearth among the cinders : but in another moment. for fear of frightening them). two and two ! ‘Here are the Red King and the Red Queen. ’ and I'm nearly sure they can't see me. ’ she went on.
‘Mind the volcano !’ ‘What volcano ?’ said the King. she called out to the White King. ‘My precious Lily ! My imperial kitten !’ and she began scrambling wildly up the side of the fender. He had a right to be a little annoyed with the Queen. for he was covered with ashes from head to foot. rubbing his nose. she hastily picked up the Queen and set her on the table by the side of her noisy little daughter. Alice was very anxious to be of use. looking up anxiously into the fire. as if he thought that was the most likely place to find one. so violently that she knocked him over among the cinders. which had been hurt by the fall. As soon as she had recovered her breath a little. The Queen gasped. – 10 – . and sat down : the rapid journey through the air had quite taken away her breath and for a minute or two she could do nothing but hug the little Lily in silence. ‘Imperial fiddlestick !’ said the King.‘It is the voice of my child !’ the White Queen cried out as she rushed past the King. and. who was sitting sulkily among the ashes. as the poor little Lily was nearly screaming herself into a fit.
She said afterwards that she had never seen in all her life such a face as the King made. ’ Why. till her hand shook so with laughing that she nearly let him drop upon the floor. she thought she might as well dust him a little. and rounder and rounder. who was still a little out of breath.‘Blew — me — up. when he found himself held in the air by an invisible hand. So Alice picked him up very gently. you'll be hours and hours getting to the table. and being dusted : he was far too much astonished to cry out. he was so covered with ashes. that she mightn't take his breath away : but. before she put him on the table. at that rate. hadn't I ?’ But the King took no notice of the question : it was quite clear that he could neither hear her nor see her. – 11 – . ‘Mind you come up — the regular way — don't get blown up !’ Alice watched the White King as he slowly struggled up from bar to bar. and lifted him across more slowly than she had lifted the Queen. I'd far better help you. ’ panted the Queen. but his eyes and his mouth went on getting larger and larger. till at last she said.
you my dear.’ Alice looked on with great interest as the King took an enormous memorandum-book out of his pocket. A sudden thought struck her. and began writing for him. and went round the room to see if she could find any water to throw over him.‘Oh ! please don't make such faces. ’ the Queen said. though. ‘My dear ! I really must get a thinner pencil. and set him upon the table near the Queen. ‘if you don't make a memorandum of it. ’ the King went on. I can't manage this one a bit . and lay perfectly still : and Alice was a little alarmed at what she had done. and she took hold of the end of the pencil. ‘You haven't got any whiskers. now I think you're tidy enough !’ she added. However. and at last he panted out. and began writing. and he and the Queen were talking together in a frightened whisper — so low. never forget !’ ‘You will. and when she got back with it she found he had recovered. quite forgetting that the King couldn't hear her. which came some way over his shoulder. ‘You make me laugh so that I can hardly hold you ! And don't keep your mouth so wide open ! All the ashes will get into it — there. she could find nothing but a bottle of ink. and struggled with the pencil for some time without saying anything .’ ‘The horror of that moment. ‘I shall never. as she smoothed his hair. but Alice was too strong for him. my dear !’ she cried out. The poor King look puzzled and unhappy. I turned cold to the very ends of my whiskers !’ To which the Queen replied. The King was saying. ‘I assure. The King immediately fell flat on his back. that Alice could hardly hear what they said. it writes all manner of things that I don't intend — ‘ – 12 – .
in case he fainted again). but at last a bright thought struck her. ‘— for it's all in some language I don't know. YKCOWREBBAJ sevot yhtils eht dna.’ – 13 – . It was like this. and while she sat watching the White King (for she was still a little anxious about him. ’ she said to herself. He balances very badly’) ‘That's not a memorandum of your feelings !’ There was a book lying near Alice on the table. gillirb sawT’ ebaw eht ni elbmig dna eryg diD sevogorob eht erew ysmim llA ebargtuo shtar emom eht dnA She puzzled over this for some time.‘What manner of things ?’ said the Queen. and had the ink all ready to throw over him. of course ! And if I hold it up to a glass. to find some part that she could read. the words will all go the right way again. ‘Why. looking over the book (in which Alice had put ‘The White Knight is sliding down the poker. she turned over the leaves. it's a Looking-glass book.
and with its head He went galumphing back. And as in uffish thought he stood. my son ! The jaws that bite. with eyes of flame. my beamish boy ! O frabjous day !Calloh !Callay ! He chortled in his joy. And stood awhile in thought. JABBERWOCKY ‘Twas brillig. two !And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack ! He left it dead. the claws that catch ! Beware the Jujub bird. And the mome raths outgrabe. ‘Beware the Jabberwock.This was the poem that Alice read. All mimsy were the borogoves. – 14 – . And burbled as it came ! One. two !One. ‘And has thou slain the Jabberwock ? Come to my arms. and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe . The Jabberwock. Came whiffling through the tulgey wook. and shun The frumious Bandersnatch !' He took his vorpal sword in hand : Long time the manxome foe he sought – So rested he by the Tumtum gree.
And the mome raths outgrabe. that she couldn't make it out at all. and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe .) ‘Somehow t seems to fill my head with ideas — only I don't exactly know what they are !However. somebody killed something : that's clear. All mimsy were the borogoves. ’ if I don't make haste I shall have to go back through the Looking-glass. ‘It seems very pretty. at any rate — ‘ ‘But oh !’ thought Alice.‘Twas brillig. ’ she said when she had finished it. – 15 – . suddenly jumping up. ’ but it's rather hard to understand !’ (You see she didn't like to confess. ever to herself.
and ran down stairs — or. She was getting a little giddy with so much floating in the air. then she floated on through the hall. but a new invention of hers for getting down stairs quickly and easily. at least. She just kept the tips of her fingers on the hand-rail. – 16 – . as Alice said to herself. it wasn't exactly running. and was rather glad to find herself walking again in the natural way.before I've seen what the rest of the house is like ! Let's have a look at the garden first !’ She was out of the room in a moment. if she hadn't caught hold of the door-post. and would have gone straight out at the door in the same way. and floated gently down without even touching the stairs with her feet .
CHAPTER II THE GARDEN OF LIVE FLOWERS ‘I should see the garden far better. ’ said Alice to herself. do what she would. and the next moment she found herself actually walking in at the door. she ran against it before she could stop herself. But how curiously it twists ! It's more like a corkscrew than a path ! Well. This time she came upon a large – 17 – . she set out once more down the path. when she turned a corner rather more quickly than usual. and trying turn after turn. ‘I'm not going in again yet. ’ if I could get to the top of that hill : and here's a path that leads straight to it — at least. looking up at the house and pretending it was arguing with her. I suppose — no. this turn goes to the hill. and she was just saying. ’ I really shall do it this time — ‘ when the path gave a sudden twist and shook itself (as she described it afterwards). 'Oh. ‘ Alice said. resolutely turning back upon the house. ‘It's no use talking about it. it's too bad !’ she cried. no. it doesn't ! This goes straight back to the house ! Well then. once. ‘I never saw such a house for getting in the way ! Never !' However.’ And so she did : wandering up and down. and turning several sharp corners). determined to keep straight on till she got to the hill. ’ but I suppose it will at last. I know I should have to get through the Looking-glass again — back into the old room — and there'd be an end of all my adventures !' So. so there was nothing to be done but start again. there was the hill full in sight. Indeed. I'll try it the other way. it doesn't do that — ‘ (after going a few yards along the path. but always coming back to the house. For a few minutes all went on well.
and a willow-tree growing in the middle. ‘And can all the flowers talk ?’ ‘As well as you can. with a border of daisies. ’ said the Tiger-lily : ’when there's anybody worth talking to. as the Tiger-lily only went on waving about. ’ said the Tiger-lily.’ – 18 – . ’ said Alice. At length. ‘And a great deal louder. in a timid voice — almost in a whisper. ‘O Tiger-lily. she spoke again. ’ I wish you could talk !' ‘We can talk. addressing herself to one that was waving gracefully about in the wind.’ Alice was so astonished that she could not speak for a minute : it quite seemed to take her breath away.flower-bed.
I'll pick you !' There was silence in a moment. ’ the Tiger-lily remarked. if any danger came ?’ Alice asked. with nobody to take care of you ?’ ‘There's the tree in the middle. and here they all began shouting together. waving itself passionately from side to side. ‘It says ‘Bough-wough !’ cried a Daisy : ’that's why its branches are called boughs !' ‘Didn't you know that ?’ cried another Daisy. ‘If only her petals curled up a little more. ‘Aren't you sometimes frightened at being planted out here. till the air seemed quite full of little shrill voices. bending its quivering head towards Alice.’ Alice didn't like being criticised. you're the right colour. – 19 – . ’ said the Rose : ’what else is it good for ?’ ‘But what could it do. ’ If you don't hold your tongues. who were just beginning again. so she began asking questions. and several of the pink daisies turned white. thought it's not a clever one !’ Still. ’ or they wouldn't dare to do it !' ‘Never mind !’ Alice said in a soothing tone. she whispered. every one of you !’ cried the Tiger-lily. ’ and I really was wondering when you'd speak ! Said I to myself.‘It isn't manners for us to begin. she'd be all right.’ ‘I don't care about the colour. and that goes a long way. ‘Her face has got some sense in it. you know. ‘They know I can't get at them !’ it panted. ’ said the Rose. ‘Silence. and trembling with excitement. and stooping down to the daisies.
‘I wonder how you do it — ‘ (‘You're – 20 – . ‘There's one other flower in the garden that can move about like you. ’ said the Rose. that if you were a bud !' ‘Are there any more people in the garden besides me ?’ Alice said. so suddenly. ’ the Rose said in a rather severe tone. ’ said the Tiger-lily. ‘The daisies are worst of all. but none of the flowers could talk. not choosing to notice the Rose's last remark. and snore away there. hoping to get it into a better temper by a compliment.’ ‘In most gardens. ’ a Violet said. ’ but I don't see what that has to do with it. and feel the ground.’ ‘Put your hand down. Alice did so. ‘Then you'll know why. When one speaks. ‘I never thought of that before !’ she said. ‘Hold your tongue !’ cried the Tiger-lily. ‘As if you ever saw anybody ! You keep your head under the leaves. ’ they make the beds too soft — so that the flowers are always asleep. ’ the Tiger-lily said. ’ she said.’ This sounded a very good reason. and it's enough to make one wither to hear the way they go on !' ‘How is it you can all talk so nicely ?’ Alice said. ‘It's my opinion that you never think at all. they all begin together. ‘I've been in many gardens before. and Alice was quite pleased to know it. ‘I never say anybody that looked stupider.‘That's right !’ said the Tiger-lily. till you know no more what's going on in the world. for it hadn't spoken before. that Alice quite jumped . ‘It's very hard.
I thought it was the regular rule. along the gravel-walk !' Alice looked round eagerly. ’ but she's more bushy than you are.’ ‘Her petals are done up close. ’ the Rose added kindly : ’you're beginning to fade. ’ but she's redder — and her petals are shorter. like yours. ‘I was wondering you hadn't got some too. She had indeed : when Alice first found her in the ashes. ‘Why all round her head.always wondering. ’ the Tigerlily interrupted : ’not tumbled about anyhow. ’ said the Tiger-lily). ‘She's one of the thorny kind. somewhere !' ‘Well.’ ‘But that's not your fault. she had been – 21 – .’ Alice didn't like this idea at all : so. thump. thump.’ ‘Where does she wear the thorns ?’ Alice asked with some curiosity. ‘She's grown a good deal !’ was her first remark. ’ the Rose replied. for the thought crossed her mind. and found that it was the Red Queen. to change the subject. she has the same awkward shape as you. ’ said the Rose.’ ‘She's coming !’ cried the Larkspur. of course. ’ the Rose said. ’ There's another little girl in the garden. you know — and then one can't help one's petals getting a little untidy. I think. she asked ‘Does she ever come out here ?’ ‘I daresay you'll see her soon.’ ‘Is she like me ?’ Alice asked eagerly. thump. ‘I hear her footstep. almost like a dahlia.
as well as she could. ’ said Alice. though the flowers were interesting enough. speak nicely. To her surprise. ’ said the Rose : ’wonderfully fine air it is. that she had lost her way.only three inches high — and here she was. ‘I don't know what you mean by your way. she thought she would try the plan. A little provoked. for. this time.’ Alice attended to all these directions.’ ‘I think I'll go and meet her. and explained. ’ said the Queen : ’all the ways about here belong to me — but why did you – 22 – . and after looking everywhere for the queen (whom she spied out at last. and full in sight of the hill she had been so long aiming at. she felt that it would be far grander to have a talk with a real Queen. She had not been walking a minute before she found herself face to face with the Red Queen. ‘And where are you going ? Look up. It succeeded beautifully. of walking in the opposite direction. but set off at once towards the Red Queen. so she said nothing. and found herself walking in at the frontdoor again. and don't twiddle your fingers all the time. she lost sight of her in a moment. ’ said the Rose : ’I should advise you to walk the other way. a long way off). ‘You can't possibly do that. out here. half a head taller than Alice herself ! ‘It's the fresh air that does it. ‘Where do you come from ?’ said the Red Queen. she drew back.’ This sounded nonsense to Alice.
’ said the Queen.’ Alice didn't dare to argue the point. ‘the next time I'm a little late for dinner. ‘I'll try it when I go home. which Alice didn't like at all. ‘ — I've seen gardens. ’ though. it saves time.’ Alice wondered a little at this.come out here at all ?’ she added in a kinder tone.’ ‘It's time for you to answer now. but she was too much in awe of the Queen to disbelieve it. ’ she thought to herself. your Majesty–' ‘That's right. but went on : ’– and I thought I'd try and find my way to the top of that hill — ' – 23 – . patting her on the head. and always say ‘your Majesty. ’ the Queen said. ‘Curtsey while you’re thinking what to say. when you say ‘garden.’' ‘I only wanted to see what the garden was like. looking at her watch : ’open your mouth a little wider when you speak. compare with which this would be a wilderness.
I shouldn't. There were a number of tiny little brooks running straight across it from side to side. surprised into contradicting her at last : ’a hill can't be a valley.’ ‘No. That would be nonsense —' The Red Queen shook her head. ‘I declare it's marked out just like a large chessboard !’ Alice said at last. and her heart began to beat quick with excitement as she went on. you know. as she was afraid from the Queen's tone that she was a little offended : and they walked on in silence till they got to the top of the little hill. looking out in all directions over the country — and a most curious country it was. ‘‘ the Queen interrupted. that reached from brook to brook. ‘It's a great huge game of chess that's being played — all over the – 24 – . ’ said Alice. ’ I could show you hills.‘When you say ‘hill. ’ she said. ‘There ought to be some men moving about somewhere — and so there are !’ She added in a tone of delight. compared with which that would be as sensible as a dictionary !' Alice curtseyed again. ’ You may call it ‘nonsense’ if you like. and the ground between was divided up into squares by a number of little green hedges. in comparison with which you'd call that a valley. For some minutes Alice stood without speaking. ’ but I've heard nonsense.
with the wind whistling in Alice's ears. somehow or other. ‘ Faster ! Don't try to talk !' Not that Alice had any idea of doing that. in thinking it over afterwards. if you like. best. The most curious part of the thing was. You can be the White Queen's Pawn. she fancied. we passed it ten minutes ago ! Faster ! And they ran on for a time in silence. Oh.’ She glanced rather shyly at the real Queen as she said this. she was getting so much out of breath : and still the Queen cried ‘Faster ! Faster !’ and dragged her along. She felt as if she would never be able to talk again. for she cried.world — if this IS the world at all. but her companion only smiled pleasantly. if only I might join — though of course I should like to be a Queen. And the Queen seemed to guess her thoughts. ‘I wonder if all the things move along with us ?’ thought poor puzzled Alice. ’ That's easily managed. that they were running hand in hand. ‘Are we nearly there ?’ Alice managed to pant out at last. what fun it is ! How I wish I was one of them ! I wouldn't mind being a Pawn. – 25 – . ‘Nearly there !’ the Queen repeated. Alice never could quite make out. that the trees and the other things round them never changed their places at all : however fast they went. and the Queen went so fast that it was all she could do to keep up with her : and still the Queen kept crying ‘Faster ! Faster !’ but Alice felt she could not go faster. and almost blowing her hair off her head. and said. and you're in the Second Square to began with : when you get to the Eighth Square you'll be a Queen — ‘ Just at this moment. they never seemed to pass anything. you know. ‘Why. as Lily's too young to play . they began to run. how it was that they began : all she remembers is. thought she had not breath left to say so.
still panting a little. you see. till suddenly. ’ you'd generally get to somewhere else — if you ran very fast for a long time. ‘Why. just as Alice was getting quite exhausted. here. ’ You may rest a little now.‘Now ! Now !’ cried the Queen. If you want to get somewhere else. ‘Now. and said kindly. you must run at least twice as fast as that !' – 26 – . The Queen propped her up against a tree. in our country. it takes all the running you can do.’ Alice looked round her in great surprise. ‘Faster ! Faster !’ And they went so fast that at last they seemed to skim through the air. they stopped. ’ what would you have it ?’ ‘Well.’ ‘A slow sort of country !’ said the Queen. hardly touching the ground with their feet. ’ said the Queen. and she found herself sitting on the ground. ’ said Alice. I do believe we've been under this tree the whole time ! Everything's just as it was !' ‘Of course it is. breathless and giddy. to keep in the same place. as we've been doing.
Alice did not know what to say to this. ‘At the end of two yards. ’ she said. you know. ’ A pawn goes two squares in its first move. please !’ said Alice. thank you. and then began slowly walking down the row. and Alice looked on with great interest as she returned to the tree. And at then end of five. and said. I hope ?’ said the Queen. but luckily the Queen did not wait for an answer. ’ said Alice. and sticking little pegs in here and there. taking a little box out of her pocket. marked in inches. and ate it as well as she could : and it was very dry . At the two-yard peg she faced round. ’ I'll just take the measurements. ’ though it wasn't at all what she wanted. but went on. So she took it. I shall say good-bye.’ And she took a ribbon out of her pocket. and she thought she had never been so nearly choked in all her life. : ** ‘one's quite enough !' ‘Thirst quenched. ‘While you're refreshing yourself.‘I'd rather not try. and began measuring the ground. I shall go !' She had got all the pegs put in by this time. So you'll go very quickly through the Third Square — by railway. At then end of four. ‘At the end of three yards I shall repeat them — for fear of your forgetting them. ‘I'm quite content to stay here — only I am so hot and thirsty !' ‘I know what you'd like !’ the Queen said good-naturedly. ‘Have a biscuit ?’ Alice thought it would not be civil to say ‘No. I should think — and – 27 – . putting in a peg to mark the distance. ’ I shall give you your directions — have another biscuit ?’ ‘No. ’ said the Queen.
that square belongs to Tweedledum and Tweedledee — the Fifth is mostly water — the Sixth belongs to Humpty Dumpty — But you make no remark ?’ ‘I — I didn't know I had to make one — just then. At the next peg the Queen turned again. ’ Alice faltered out. one of the Knights will show you the way — and in the Eighth Square we shall be Queens together. ’ ‘‘It's extremely kind of you to tell me all this’ — however. ’ and then hurried on to the last. and Alice began to remember that she was a Pawn. and that it would soon be time for her to move. where she turned for a moment to say ‘good-bye. Well. but exactly as she came to the last peg. Alice never knew. there was no way of guessing. but walked on quickly to the next peg. but she was gone. – 28 – . or whether she ran quickly into the wood (‘and she can run very fast !’ thought Alice). ’ Speak in French when you can't think of the English for a thing — turn out your toes as you walk — and remember who you are !’ She did not wait for Alice to curtsey this time. and this time she said. and sat down again. How it happened.you'll find yourself in the Fourth Square in no time. we'll suppose it said — the Seventh Square is all forest — however. ‘You should have said. and it's all feasting and fun !’ Alice got up and curtseyed. she was gone. Whether she vanished into the air.
CHAPTER III LOOKING-GLASS INSECTS
Of course the first thing to do was to make a grand survey of the country she was going to travel through. ‘It's something very like learning geography, ’ thought Alice, as she stood on tiptoe in hopes of being able to see a little further. ‘Principal rivers — there are none. Principal mountains — I'm on the only one, but I don't think it's got any name. Principal towns — why, what are those creatures, making honey down there ? They can't be bees — nobody ever saw bees a mile off, you know — ‘ and for some time she stood silent, watching one of them that was bustling about among the flowers, poking its proboscis into them, ’ just as if it was a regular bee, ’ thought Alice. However, this was anything but a regular bee : in fact it was an elephant — as Alice soon found out, though the idea quite took her breath away at first. ‘And what enormous flowers they must be !’ was her next idea. ‘Something like cottages with the roofs taken off, and stalks put to them — and what quantities of honey they must make ! I think I'll go down and — no, I won't just yet, ’ she went on, checking herself just as she was beginning to run down the hill, and trying to find some excuse for turning shy so suddenly. ‘It'll never do to go down among them without a good long branch to brush them away — and what fun it'll be when they ask me how I like my walk. I shall say — ‘Oh, I like it well enough — ‘‘ (here came the favourite little toss of the head), ’ ‘only it was so dusty and hot, and the elephants did tease so !’' ‘I think I'll go down the other way, ’ she said after a pause : ’and perhaps I may visit the elephants later on. Besides, I do so want to get into the Third Square !' So with this excuse she ran down the hill and jumped over the first of the six little brooks.
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**** ‘Tickets, please !’ said the Guard, putting his head in at the window. In a moment everybody was holding out a ticket : they were about the same size as the people, and quite seemed to fill the carriage. ‘Now then ! Show your ticket, child !’ the Guard went on, looking angrily at Alice. And a great many voices all said together (‘like the chorus of a song, ’ thought Alice), ’ Don't keep him waiting, child ! Why, his time is worth a thousand pounds a minute !' ‘I'm afraid I haven't got one, ’ Alice said in a frightened tone : ’there wasn't a ticket-office where I came from.’ And again the chorus of voices went on. ‘There wasn't room for one where she came from. The land there is worth a thousand pounds an inch !' ‘Don't make excuses, ’ said the Guard : ’you should have bought one from the engine-driver.’ And once more the chorus of voices went on with ‘The man that drives the engine. Why, the smoke alone is worth a thousand pounds a puff !' Alice thought to herself, ’ Then there's no use in speaking.’ The voices didn't join in this time, as she hadn't spoken, but to her great surprise, they all thought in chorus (I hope you understand what thinking in chorus means — for I must confess that I don't), ’ Better say nothing at all. Language is worth a thousand pounds a word !' ‘I shall dream about a thousand pounds tonight, I know I shall !’ thought Alice. All this time the Guard was looking at her, first through a telescope, then through a microscope, and then through an
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opera-glass. At last he said, ’ You're travelling the wrong way, ’ and shut up the window and went away. ‘So young a child, ’ said the gentleman sitting opposite to her (he was dressed in white paper), ’ ought to know which way she's going, even if she doesn't know her own name !' A Goat, that was sitting next to the gentleman in white, shut his eyes and said in a loud voice, ’ She ought to know her way to the ticket-office, even if she doesn't know her alphabet !' There was a Beetle sitting next to the Goat (it was a very queer carriage-full of passengers altogether), and, as the rule seemed to be that they should all speak in turn, He went on with ‘She'll have to go back from here as luggage !'
Alice couldn't see who was sitting beyond the Beetle, but a hoarse voice spoke next. ‘Change engines — ‘ it said, and was obliged to leave off. ‘It sounds like a horse, ’ Alice thought to herself. And an extremely small voice, close to her ear, said, ’ You might make a joke on that — something about ‘horse’ and ‘hoarse, ‘ you know.’
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’ She must go by post. with care. and Alice would have said something pitying to comfort it.’ ‘Don't tease so. But this was such a wonderfully small sigh. ‘ you know — ‘ And after that other voices went on (What a number of people there are in the carriage !’ thought Alice). why don't you make one yourself ?’ The little voice sighed deeply : it was very unhappy. ‘if you're so anxious to have a joke made. ‘ you know.’ ‘Indeed I shan't !’ Alice said rather impatiently. that she wouldn't have heard it at all. saying. The consequence of this was that it tickled her ear very much. ’ If it would only sigh like other people !’ she thought. ’ Never mind what they all say.’ – 32 – . And you won't hurt me. though I am an insect. But the gentleman dressed in white paper leaned forwards and whispered in her ear. ‘I know you are a friend. my dear. and an old friend. ’ said Alice. looking about in vain to see where the voice came from .Then a very gentle voice in the distance said. and quite took off her thoughts from the unhappiness of the poor little creature. the little voice went on . if it hadn't come quiteclose to her ear.’ ‘You might make a joke on that. ‘I don't belong to this railway journey at all — I was in a wood just now — and I wish I could get back there. evidently. ’ She must be labelled ‘Lass. as she's got a head on her — ‘ ‘She must be sent as a message by the telegraph — ‘ ‘She must draw the train herself the rest of the way — ‘ and so on. ‘a dear friend. said the little voice close to her ear : ’something about ‘you would if you could. but take a return-ticket every time the train stops.
Still. ‘None of them ever talk. What she really wanted to know was. that's some comfort !’ she said to herself. ’ It's only a brook we have to jump over.’ Everybody seemed satisfied with this. ‘I like them when they can talk. where you come from ?’ the Gnat inquired. as quietly as if nothing had happened. ‘ — then you don't like all insects ?’ the Gnat went on. when it was drowned by a shrill scream from the engine. and everybody jumped up in alarm. and fanning her with its wings. The Horse. but she thought this wouldn't be quite a civil question to ask. – 33 – . though Alice felt a little nervous at the idea of trains jumped at all. which happened to be the Goat's beard. after they had been talking together so long. quietly drew it in and said. ’ Alice thought. In another moment she felt the carriage rise straight up into the air. then you don't — ‘ the little voice began. ‘However. ‘What. whether it could sting or not. ’ Alice said. **** But the beard seemed to melt away as she touched it.‘What kind of insect ?’ Alice inquired a little anxiously.’ ‘What sort of insects do you rejoice in. and in her fright she caught at the thing nearest to her hand. who had put his head out of the window. she couldn't feel nervous with it. Alice among the rest. where I come from. and she found herself sitting quietly under a tree — while the Gnat (for that was the insect she had been talking to) was balancing itself on a twig just over her head. It certainly was a very large Gnat : ’about the size of a chicken. it'll take us into the Fourth Square.
why do things have names at all ?’ ‘I can't say. if you look. ’ Alice began. But I can tell you the names of some of them. go on with your list of insects : you're wasting time. in the wood down there. ‘Further on. ’ if they won't answer to them ?’ ‘No use to them.’ – 34 – . ’ because I'm rather afraid of them — at least the large kinds. and gets about by swinging itself from branch to branch. ’ Alice explained. If not. ’ said Alice .’ ‘What's the use of their having names the Gnat said. I suppose. they've got no names — however. It's made entirely of wood.’ ‘Of course they answer to their names ?’ the Gnat remarked carelessly.‘I don't rejoice in insects at all. there's the Horse-fly. ‘All right. you'll see a Rocking-horse-fly. ‘I never knew them do it. ’ the Gnat replied.’ ‘Well. ‘but it's useful to the people who name them. ’ said the Gnat : ’half way up that bush. counting off the names on her fingers.
Its body is made of plumpudding. and its head is a raisin burning in brandy. and made up her mind that it must have been just repainted.‘What does it live on ?’ Alice asked. it looked so bright and sticky . ’ said the Gnat. ‘Sap and sawdust.’ ‘And then there's the Butterfly. after she had taken a good look at the insect with its head on fire.’ Alice looked up at the Rocking-horse-fly with great interest. with great curiosity.’ ‘Look on the branch above your head. ‘Go on with the list. ’ and there you'll find a snap-dragon-fly. ’ said the Gnat. and had thought to herself. ’ Alice went on. ‘and it makes is nest in a Christmas box. ’ I wonder if that's the reason insects are so fond of flying into candles — because they want to turn into Snapdragon-flies !' – 35 – . and then she went on : ‘And there's the Dragon-fly. ’ the Gnat replied .’ ‘And what does it live on ?’ ‘Frumenty and mince pie. its wings of holly-leaves.
The Gnat amused itself meanwhile by humming round and round her head : at last it settled again and remarked. After this. – 36 – . Its wings are thin slices of Bread-and-butter. of course. a little anxiously. pondering. ’ Alice remarked thoughtfully. and its head is a lump of sugar. ’ I suppose you don't want to lose your name ?’ ‘No.‘Crawling at your feet. ’ said the Gnat (Alice drew her feet back in some alarm).’ ‘But that must happen very often. ‘It always happens. its body is a crust. ’ you may observe a Bread-and-Butterfly.’ A new difficulty came into Alice's head. ‘Then it would die. indeed. ’ Alice said. ‘Supposing it couldn't find any ?’ she suggested. ’ said the Gnat. Alice was silent for a minute or two.’ ‘And what does it live on ?’ ‘Weak tea with cream in it.
long she got up and walked on. while two large tears came rolling down its cheeks. ’ she thought to herself. there was nothing whatever to be seen on the twig. I'm sure.’ ‘That would never do. ’ the Gnat went on in a careless tone : ’only think how convenient it would be if you could manage to go home without it ! For instance.’ ‘Well. she'd call me ‘Miss !’ as the servants do. and Alice felt a little timid about going into it. and this was the only way to the Eighth Square. because there wouldn't be any name for her to all. she would call out ‘come here –.’ But the Gnat only sighed deeply. That's a joke. for. as she was getting quite chilly with sitting still so. on second thoughts. and. ’ of course you'd miss your lessons. ’ if it makes you so unhappy. – 37 – . If she couldn't remember my name.‘And yet I don't know. when Alice looked up. ‘ and there she would have to leave off. you know. She very soon came to an open field. However. ‘You shouldn't make jokes. ’ the Gnat remarked. and this time the poor Gnat really seemed to have sighed itself away.’ ‘Why do you wish I had made it ?’ Alice asked. I wish you had made it. ’ said Alice : ’the governess would never think of excusing me lessons for that. if the governess wanted to call you to your lessons. and of course you wouldn't have to go. ‘It's a very bad one. ’ Alice said. ‘ and didn't say anything more.’ Then came another of those melancholy little sighs. she made up her mind to go on : ’for I certainly won't go back. if she said ‘Miss. with a wood on the other side of it : it looked much darker than the last wood.
‘I mean to get under the — under the — under this. and then stood looking at her again. and it would be almost certain to be an ugly one. I wonder ? I do believe it's got no name — why. but didn't seem at all frightened. rather surprised at not being able to think of the word. ’ L. at any rate it's a great comfort. ’ she said as she stepped under the trees. was. after a great deal of puzzling. you know. if they were wise. Such a soft sweet voice it had ! – 38 – . I wonder what'll become of my name when I go in ? I shouldn't like to lose it at all — because they'd have to give me another. but it only started back a little. she said thoughtfully to herself.‘This must be the wood. thinking : then she suddenly began again. But then the fun would be. ‘Then it really hashappened. you know !’ putting her hand on the trunk of the tree. who am I ? I will remember. to get into the — into what ?’ she went on. ’ after being so hot. after all ! And how. as he held out her hand and tried to stroke it . ‘What does it call itself. ’ where things have no names. ‘Here then ! Here then !’ Alice said. trying to find the creature that had got my old name ! That's just like the advertisements. ‘Well. ‘What do you call yourself ?’ the Fawn said at last. ‘ till one of them answered ! Only they wouldn't answer at all. if I can ! I'm determined to do it !’ But being determined didn't help much. I know it begins with L !' Just then a Fawn came wandering by : it looked at Alice with its large gentle eyes.’ She was rambling on in this way when she reached the wood : it looked very cool and shady. when people lose dogs — ‘answers to the name of ‘Dash : ’ had on a brass collar’ — just fancy calling everything you met ‘Alice. and all she could say. to be sure it hasn't !' She stood silent for a minute.
would you tell me what you call yourself ?’ she said timidly. ’ the Fawn said. and shook itself free from Alice's arms. of you'll move a little further on. ‘I can't remember here. till they came out into another open field. ‘I'm a Fawn !’ it cried out in a voice of delight. She answered. ’ it said : ’that won't do.‘I wish I knew !’ thought poor Alice. and here the Fawn gave a sudden bound into the air. but nothing came of it. ‘I think that might help a little. rather sadly.’ ‘I'll tell you. ’ and. ’ Nothing.’ So they walked on together though the wood. Alice with her arms clasped lovingly round the soft neck of the Fawn. ‘Please. dear me ! you're a human child !’ A sudden look of alarm came into its beautiful brown eyes. just now. – 39 – .’ ‘Think again. and in another moment it had darted away a full speed.’ Alice thought.
so suddenly that she could not help starting back. one marked ‘TO TWEEDLEDUM'S HOUSE’ and the other ‘TO THE HOUSE OF TWEEDLEDEE. but in another moment she recovered herself. ’ that's some comfort. ’ said Alice at last. I wonder ?’ It was not a very difficult question to answer. almost ready to cry with vexation at having lost her dear little fellow-traveller so suddenly.’ she said. as there was only one road through the wood.Alice stood looking after it. Alice — Alice — I won't forget it again. on turning a sharp corner. a long way. she came upon two fat little men. If I could only get the Eighth Square before it gets dark !’ So she wandered on. till. and the two finger-posts both pointed along it.’ ‘I do believe.’ But this did not seem likely to happen. ’ Alice said to herself. talking to herself as she went. ’ when the road divides and they point different ways. I'll just call and say ‘how d'you do ?’ and ask them the way out of the wood. feeling sure that they must be – 40 – . ‘I'll settle it. I know my name now. ’ that they live in the same house ! I wonder I never thought of that before — But I can't stay there long. And now. ‘However. She went on and on. but wherever the road divided there were sure to be two finger-posts pointing the same way. which of these finger-posts ought I to follow.
’ added the one marked ‘DEE’. when she was startled by a voice coming from the one marked ‘DUM’. They stood so still that she quite forgot they were alive. ‘If you think we're wax-works. you ought to speak. ’ was all Alice could say .’ ‘Contrariwise. ’ he said. ’ if you think we're alive.’ ‘I'm sure I'm very sorry. Nohow. ’ you ought to pay. each with an arm round the other's neck. because one of them had ‘DUM’ embroidered on his collar. for the words of the old song kept ringing through her head like the – 41 – . and the other ‘DEE’.CHAPTER IV TWEEDLEDUM AND TWEEDLEDEE THEY were standing under a tree. Wax-works weren't made to be looked at for nothing. ‘I suppose they've each got ‘TWEEDLE’ round at the back of the collar. ’ she said to herself. you know. and Alice knew which was which in a moment. and she was just going round to see if the word ‘TWEEDLE’ was written at the back of each collar.
They quite forgot their quarrel. please ?’ But the fat little men only looked at each other and grinned. Would you tell me. As black as a tar-barrel ! Which frightened both the heroes so. ‘Next Boy !’ said Alice. it would be . ’ Alice said politely.ticking of a clock. ’ said Tweedledum . – 42 – . but as it isn't. passing on to Tweedledee.’ ‘Contrariwise. it ain't. that Alice couldn't help pointing her finger at Tweedledum. They looked so exactly like a couple of great schoolboys. ’ which is the best way out of this wood : it's getting so dark. That's logic. though she felt quite certain he would only shout out ‘Contrariwise !’ and so he did. and saying ‘First Boy !' ‘Nohow !’ Tweedledum cried out briskly. ’ continued Tweedledee. nohow. and if it were so. Just then flew down a monstrous crow. and she could hardly help saying them out loud : Tweedledum and Tweedledee Agreed to have a battle ! For Tweedledum said Tweedledee Had spoiled his nice new rattle. and shut his mouth up again with a snap.’ ‘I was thinking. it might be .’ ‘I know what you're thinking about. ‘but it isn't so. ’ if it was so.
’ I don't know when I began it. so. ‘The first thing in a visit is to say ‘How d'ye do ?’ and shake hands !’ And here the two brothers gave each other a hug. and stood looking at her for a minute : there was a rather awkward pause. for fear of hurting the other one's feelings . as Alice didn't know how to begin a conversation with people she had just been dancing with. This seemed quite natural (she remembered afterwards). Then they let go of Alice's hands. and she was not even surprised to hear music playing : it seemed to come from the tree under which they were dancing. and then they held out the two hands that were free. and very soon out of breath. like fiddles and fiddle-sticks. ’ to find myself singing ‘Here we go round the mulberry bush. and it was done (as well as she could make it out) by the branches rubbing one across the other. ’ (Alice said afterwards. as the best way out of the difficulty. Alice did not like shaking hands with either of them first. and they left off dancing as suddenly as they had begun : the music stopped at the same moment. ’ Tweedledum panted out. to shake hands with her.‘You've begun wrong !’ cried Tweedledum. ’ said Tweedledum. – 43 – . she took hold of both hands at once : the next moment they were dancing round in a ring. ‘Four times round is enough for one dance. but somehow I felt as if I'd been singing it a long long time !' The other two dancers were fat. And thank you very much for asking. somehow !' ‘I hope you're not much tired ?’ she said at last. ‘It would never do to say ‘How d'ye do ?’ now. ’ she said to herself : ’we seem to have got beyond that. when she was telling her sister the history of all this). ‘But it certainly was funny. ‘Nohow.
and began again : ‘The sun was shining on the sea. and not noticing Alice's question. ‘You like poetry ?’ ‘Ye-es. looking round at Tweedledum with great solemn eyes. ‘Would you tell me which road leads out of the wood ?’ ‘What shall I repeat to her ?’ said Tweedledee. ’ would you please tell me first which road–' Tweedledee smiled gently. ’ she said. pretty well–some poetry. giving his brother an affectionate hug. Tweedledee began instantly : ‘The sun was shining–' Here Alice ventured to interrupt him. ‘If it's very long.‘So much obliged !’ added Tweedledee. ‘‘The Walrus and the Carpenter’ is the longest. ’ Alice said doubtfully. as politely as she could. ’ Tweedledum replied. Shining with all his might : He did his very best to make – 44 – .
she said. The Walrus and the Carpenter Were walking close at hand : They wept like anything to see Such quantities of sand : ‘If this were only cleared away. ‘ the Walrus said. because No cloud was in the sky : No birds were flying overhead– There were no birds to fly. The moon was shining sulkily. – 45 – . And shed a bitter tear. ‘it would be grand !’ ‘If seven maids with seven mops Swept it for half a year.The billows smooth and bright– And this was odd. ‘ said the Carpenter. Do you suppose. ‘To come and spoil the fun !’ The sea was wet as wet could be. Because she thought the sun Had got no business to be there After the day was done– ‘It's very rude of him’. The sands were dry as dry. because it was The middle of the night. ‘That they could get it clear ?’ ‘I doubt it. ‘ They said. You could not see a cloud.
a pleasant talk. Their shoes were clean and neat– And this was odd. To give a hand to each. because. Along the briny beach : We cannot do with more than four. All eager for the treat : Their coats were brushed. ‘A pleasant walk. – 46 – . you know. But never a word he said : The eldest Oyster winked his eye. Four other Oysters followed them.‘O Oysters. come and walk with us !’ The Walrus did beseech. their faces washed. And yet another four . And shook his heavy head– Meaning to say he did not choose To leave the oyster-bed. And thick and fast they came at last. But four young Oysters hurried up. They hadn't any feet.’ The eldest Oyster looked at him.
and more– All hopping through the frothy waves. Turning a little blue. ‘To talk of many things : Of shoes–and ships–and sealing wax– Of cabbages–and kings– And why the sea is boiling hot– And whether pigs have wings. ‘ the Walrus said.’ ‘But wait a bit. The Walrus and the Carpenter Walked on a mile or so. if you're ready. We can begin to feed. that would be – 47 – . Oysters dear. For some of us are out of breath. ‘A loaf of bread. and more. ‘ the Oysters cried. And then they rested on a rock Conveniently low : And all the little Oysters stood And waited in a row. And all of us are fat !’ ‘No hurry !’ said the Carpenter.’ ‘But not on us !’ the Oysters cried. ‘Is what we chiefly need : Pepper and vinegar besides Are very good indeed– Now. They thanked him much for that. And scrambling to the shore. ‘Before we have our chat . ‘After such kindness. ‘The time has come. ‘ the Walrus said.And more.
A dismal thing to do !’ ‘The night is fine. ‘To play them such a trick. Holding his pocket-handkerchief Before his streaming eyes. ‘ the Walrus said. ‘ the Walrus said : ‘I deeply sympathise. I wish you were not quite so deaf– I've had to ask you twice !’ ‘It seems a shame. After we've brought them out so far. ‘ the Walrus said. And made them trot so quick !’ The Carpenter said nothing but ‘The butter's spread too thick !’ ‘I weep for you. – 48 – .’ With sobs and tears he sorted out Those of the largest size. ‘Do you admire the view ? ‘It was so kind of you to come ! And you are very nice !’ The Carpenter said nothing but ‘Cut us another slice.
and led her up to where the King was sleeping. ‘Are there any lions or tigers about here ?’ she asked timidly. ‘Isn't he a lovely sight ?’ said Tweedledum.‘O Oysters. ’ said Tweedledee. so that the Carpenter couldn't count how many he took : contrariwise. ’ said Alice : ’because he was a little sorry for the poor oysters.’ ‘I like the Walrus best. ‘It's only the Red King snoring. though. ‘Then I like the Carpenter best–if he didn't eat so many as the Walrus. This was a puzzler. at hearing something that sounded to her like the puffing of a large steam-engine in the wood near them. though she feared it was more likely to be a wild beast. ‘ said the Carpenter. ‘You see he held his handkerchief in front.’ ‘But he ate as many as he could get. – 49 – . After a pause. ’ Well ! They were both very unpleasant characters–’ Here she checked herself in some alarm. ‘Come and look at him !’ the brothers cried. ’ said Tweedledee. ’ said Tweedledum.’ ‘That was mean !’ Alice said indignantly. ‘You've had a pleasant run ! Shall we be trotting home again ?’ But answer came there none– And this was scarcely odd.’ ‘He ate more than the Carpenter. because They'd eaten every one. and they each took one of Alice's hands. Alice began.
‘I'm afraid he'll catch cold with lying on the damp grass.’ ‘Why. and he was lying crumpled up into a sort of untidy heap. ’ added Tweedledum. ‘You'd be nowhere. ’ said Tweedledee : ’and what do you think he's dreaming about ?’ Alice said ‘Nobody can guess that. Why. clapping his hands triumphantly. about you !’ Tweedledee exclaimed. you're only a sort of thing in his dream !' ‘If that there King was to wake. ‘He's dreaming now. where do you suppose you'd be ?’ ‘Where I am now. with a tassel. ‘Not you !’ Tweedledee retorted contemptuously. He had a tall red night-cap on. of course. ’ said Alice. ’ said Alice. ‘And if he left off dreaming about you. who was a very thoughtful little girl. and snoring loud– ‘fit to snore his head off !’ as Tweedledum remarked.Alice couldn't say honestly that he was. ’ you'd go out– bang !–just like a candle !' – 50 – .
You know very well you're not real. if I'm only a sort of thing in his dream. and went on. I should like to know ?’ ‘Ditto.’ So she brushed away her tears. I'd better be getting out of the wood.’ ‘I am real !’ said Alice. and looked up into it. ditto !’ cried Tweedledee. Do you think it's going to rain ?’ Tweedledum spread a large umbrella over himself and his brother. as cheerfully as she could.’ – 51 – .’ ‘I hope you don't suppose those are real tears ?’ Tweedledum interrupted in a tone of great contempt. for really it's coming on very dark. it's no use your talking about waking him. ’ said Tweedledum.’ ‘If I wasn't real. ‘No. ’ when you're only one of the things in his dream. ‘Ditto. what are you. ’ Alice thought to herself : ’and it's foolish to cry about it. Nohow. it all seemed so ridiculous–’I shouldn't be able to cry. if you make so much noise. I don't think it is. He shouted this so loud that Alice couldn't help saying ‘Hush ! You'll be waking him. ‘I know they're talking nonsense. ’ Alice said–half laughing through her tears. and began to cry. I'm afraid.‘I shouldn't !’ Alice exclaimed indignantly. ’ said Tweedledum. ’ Tweedledee remarked : ’there's nothing to cry about.’ ‘Well. ’ he said : ’at least–not under here. ‘You won't make yourself a bit realer by crying. ‘Besides. ’ At any rate.
‘It's only a rattle. ‘Not a rattle-snake. you know. ‘Do you see that ?’ he said. and his eyes grew large and yellow all in a moment. and tried to hide himself under the umbrella. thinking that he was frightened : ’only an old rattle–quite old and broken. in a soothing tone. after a careful examination of the little white thing. Alice laid her hand upon his arm and said. beginning to stamp about wildly and tear his hair.‘But it may rain outside ?’ ‘It may–if it chooses.’ ‘I knew it was !’ cried Tweedledum. as he pointed with a trembling finger at a small white thing lying under the tree. when Tweedledum sprang out from under the umbrella.’ – 52 – . and seized her by the wrist. of course !’ Here he looked at Tweedledee. ’ she added hastily. who immediately sat down on the ground. Contrariwise.’ ‘Selfish things !’ thought Alice. ’ You needn't be so angry about an old rattle. ‘It's spoilt. in a voice choking with passion. ’ Alice said. and she was just going to say ‘Good-night’ and leave them. ’ said Tweedledee : ’we've no objection.
‘But it isn't old !’ Tweedledum cried, in a greater fury than ever. ‘It's new, I tell you–I bought it yesterday–my nice NEW RATTLE !’ and his voice rose to a perfect scream. All this time Tweedledee was trying his best to fold up the umbrella, with himself in it : which was such an extraordinary thing to do, that it quite took off Alice's attention from the angry brother. But he couldn't quite succeed, and it ended in his rolling over, bundling up in the umbrella, with only his head out : and there he lay, opening and shutting his mouth and his large eyes–’looking more like a fish than anything else, ’ Alice thought. ‘Of course you agree to have a battle ?’ Tweedledum said in a calmer tone. ‘I suppose so, ’ the other sulkily replied, as he crawled out of the umbrella : ’only she must help us to dress up, you know.’ So the two brothers went off hand-in-hand into the wood, and returned in a minute with their arms full of things–such as bolsters, blankets, hearth-rugs, table-cloths, dish-covers, and coal-scuttles. ‘I hope you're a good hand at pinning and tying strings ?’ Tweedledum remarked. ‘Every one of these things has got to go on, somehow or other.’ Alice said afterwards she had never seen such a fuss made about anything in all her life–the way those two bustled about– and the quantity of things they put on–and the trouble they gave her in tying strings and fastening buttons–’Really they'll be more like bundles of old clothes than anything else, by the time they're ready !’ she said to herself, as she arranged a bolster round the neck of Tweedledee, ’ to keep his head from being cut off, ’ as he said.
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‘You know, ’ he added very gravely, ’ it's one of the most serious things that can possibly happen to one in a battle–to get one's head cut off.’ Alice laughed loud : but she managed to turn it into a cough, for fear of hurting his feelings. ‘Do I look very pale ?’ said Tweedledum, coming up to have his helmet tied on. (He called it a helmet, though it certainly looked much more like a saucepan.)
‘Well–yes–a little, ’ Alice replied gently. ‘I'm very brave, generally, ’ he went on in a low voice : ’only to-day I happen to have a headache.’ ‘And I've got a toothache !’ said Tweedledee, who had overheard the remark. ‘I'm far worse than you !' ‘Then you'd better not fight to-day, ’ said Alice, thinking it a good opportunity to make peace. ‘We must have a bit of a fight, but I don't care about going on long, ’ said Tweedledum. ‘What's the time now ?’
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Tweedledee looked at his watch, and said ‘Half-past four.’ ‘Let's fight till six, and then have dinner, ’ said Tweedledum. ‘Very well, ’ the other said, rather sadly : ’and she can watch us–only you'd better not come veryclose, ’ he added : ’I generally hit every thing I can see–when I get really excited.’ ‘And I hit everything within reach, ’ cried Tweedledum, ’ whether I can see it or not !' Alice laughed. ‘You must hit the trees pretty often, I should think, ’ she said. Tweedledum looked round him with a satisfied smile. ‘I don't suppose, ’ he said, ’ there'll be a tree left standing, for ever so far round, by the time we've finished !' ‘And all about a rattle !’ said Alice, still hoping to make them a little ashamed of fighting for such a trifle. ‘I shouldn't have minded it so much, ’ said Tweedledum, ’ if it hadn't been a new one.’ ‘I wish the monstrous crow would come !’ thought Alice. ‘There's only one sword, you know, ’ Tweedledum said to his brother : ’but you can have the umbrella — it's quite as sharp. Only we must begin quick. It's getting as dark as it can.’ ‘And darker, ’ said Tweedledee. It was getting dark so suddenly that Alice thought there must be a thunderstorm coming on. ‘What a thick black cloud that is !’
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and stopped under a large tree. and the two brothers took to their heels and were out of sight in a moment.she said. ‘It can never get at me here. ‘And how fast it comes ! Why. Alice ran a little way into the wood. But I wish it wouldn't flap its wings so — it makes quite a hurricane in the wood — here's somebody's shawl being blown away !' – 56 – . ’ she thought : ’it's far too large to squeeze itself in among the trees. I do believe it's got wings !' ‘It's the crow !’ Tweedledum cried out in a shrill voice of alarm .
as if she were flying. if she had got some one else to dress her. ‘I'm very glad I happened to be in the way. – 57 – . The White Queen only looked at her in a helpless frightened sort of way. at all. as it seemed to Alice. if you call that a-dressing.’ ‘But I don't want it done at all !’ groaned the poor Queen. So she began rather timidly : ’Am I addressing the White Queen ?’ ‘Well. as she helped her to put on her shawl again. so she smiled and said ‘if your Majesty will only tell me the right way to begin. and Alice felt that if there was to be any conversation at all. with both arms stretched out wide. she must manage it herself.CHAPTER V WOOL AND WATER SHE caught the shawl as she spoke and looked about for the owner : in another moment the White Queen came running wildly through the wood. yes. and Alice very civilly went to meet her with the shawl. ‘Every single thing's crooked. ‘It isn't my notion of the thing. ’ Alice thought to herself. bread-and-butter'. I'll do it as well as I can. and kept repeating something in a whisper to herself that sounded like ‘Bread-and-butter. ’ Alice said.’ It would have been all the better. ’ and she's all over pins ! — May I put your shawl straight for you ?’ she added aloud.’ Alice thought it would never do to have an argument at the very beginning of their conversation. she was so dreadfully untidy.’ The Queen said. ‘I've been a-dressing myself for the last two hours.
and did her best to get the hair into order. I think.‘I don't know what's the matter with it !’ the Queen said. as she gently put it right for her .’ ‘It's very good jam.’ Alice couldn't help laughing. ’ said the Queen. after altering most of the pins. and I've pinned it there. ‘But really you should have a lady's-mind !' ‘I'm sure I'll take you with pleasure !’ the Queen said. – 58 – . if you pin it all on one side. you know. you look rather better now !’ she said. ‘And I lost the comb yesterday. ‘It's out of temper. ‘Twopence a week and jam every other day. but there's no pleasing it !' ‘It can't go straight. what a state your hair is in !' ‘The brush has got entangled in it !’ the Queen said with a sigh. in a melancholy voice. ’ Alice said. as she said ‘I don't want you to hire me — and I don't care for jam. I've pinned it here. ‘Come.’ Alice carefully released the brush. ‘and dear me.
’ the Queen said. said the Queen. ’ – 59 – . ‘What sort of things do you remember best ?’ Alice ventured to ask. at any rate. I don't want any to-day.’ ‘I don't understand you.’ ‘It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards. ‘I can't remember things before they happen.‘Well. jam to-morrow and jam yesterday — but never jam today. things that happened the week after next. ‘The rule is. you know. ’ the Queen said kindly : ’it always makes one a little giddy at first –' ‘Living backwards !’ Alice repeated in great astonishment. ‘Oh. it ca'n't. ‘It's dreadfully confusing !' ‘That's the effect of living backwards. ‘For instance. ‘No. ‘I never heard of such a thing !' ‘– but there's one great advantage in it. sticking a large piece of plaster on her finger as she spoke. that one's memory works both ways. ‘It's jam every other day : to-day isn't any other day. ’ Alice remarked. ’ the Queen replied in a careless tone. ’ Alice objected. ’ she went on.’ ‘I'm sure mine only works one way. ’ the Queen remarked.’ ‘You couldn't have it if you did want it. now. ’ said Alice.’ ‘It must come sometimes to ‘jam to-day’.
‘And you were all the better for it. ‘Of course it would be all the better. He's in prison now. as she bound the plaster round her finger with a bit of ribbon. ’ said Alice. at any rate.’ ‘You're wrong there. ‘Yes. but then I had done the things I was punished for. wouldn't it ?’ the Queen said.’ ‘Suppose he never commits the crime ?’ said Alice.’ – 60 – . Alice felt there was no denying that. ‘Were you ever punished ?’ ‘Only for faults.there's the King's Messenger. I know !’ the Queen said triumphantly. being punished : and the trial doesn't even begin till next Wednesday : and of course the crime comes last of all. ’ said the Queen. ’ said Alice : ’that makes all the difference. ’ she said : ’but it wouldn't be all the better his being punished. ‘That would be all the better.
Oh. oh !' Her screams were so exactly like the whistle of a steamengine. that Alice had to hold both her hands over her ears. ’ when the Queen began screaming. till it got quite to a squeak at last. ‘What is the matter ?’ she said. so loud that she had to leave the sentence unfinished. oh !’ shouted the Queen. as soon as there was a chance of making herself heard. and better !’ Her voice went higher with each ‘better'. and the Queen had pricked her finger. Alice was just beginning to say ‘There's a mistake somewhere –. oh. and the Queen clutched wildly at it. better. ‘When I fasten my shawl again. you see. ‘That accounts for the bleeding. ‘Take care !’ cried Alice. but it was too late : the pin had slipped. ’ that would have been better still . ’ the Queen said. ’ the poor Queen groaned out : ’the brooch will come undone directly. oh. ’ but I soon shall — oh. ’ she said to Alice with a smile. oh. ‘Oh. oh !' ‘When do you expect to do it ?’ Alice said. feeling very much inclined to laugh. and better. ‘Now you understand the way things happen here. ‘You're holding it all crooked !’ And she caught at the brooch . ’ the Queen said. ‘My finger's bleeding ! Oh. shaking her hand about as if she wanted to shake it off.’ – 61 – . and tried to clasp it again.‘But if you hadn't done them. ‘Have you pricked your finger ?’ ‘I haven't pricked it yet. oh. oh !’ As she said the words the brooch flew open.
’ ‘I wish I could manage to be glad !’ the Queen said. ‘Why.’ ‘You needn't say ‘exactly’. ‘The crow must have flown away. holding her hands ready to put over her ears again. ‘I can believe it without that. I've done all the screaming already. you know. exactly.’ – 62 – . ’ the Queen remarked. and. at the thought of her loneliness.‘But why don't you scream now ?’ Alice asked. five months and a day. ‘Only I never can remember the rule. living in this wood. and being glad whenever you like !' ‘Only it is so very lonely here !’ Alice said in a melancholy voice . Consider what o'clock it is. ‘That's the way it's done. You must be very happy. Consider anything. ’ said Alice : ’I'm so glad it's gone. wringing her hands in despair. two large tears came rolling down her cheeks. I think. Consider what a long way you've come to-day. don't go on like that !’ cried the poor Queen. even in the midst of her tears. only don't cry !' Alice could not help laughing at this. Let's consider your age to begin with — how old are you ?’ ‘I'm seven and a half. I thought it was the night coming on. ’ the Queen said with great decision : ’nobody can do two things at once. ‘Oh. I'm just one hundred and one. ‘Can you keep from crying by considering things ?’ she asked. ‘What would be the good of having it all over again ?’ By this time it was getting light. ’ said the Queen. ‘Consider what a great girl you are. Now I'll give you something to believe.
There goes the shawl again !' The brooch had come undone as she spoke. ’ she said ‘one ca'n't believe impossible things. ‘Ca'n't you ?’ the Queen said in a pitying tone. as she crossed the little brook after the Queen. ‘Try again : draw a long breath.’ Alice laughed. ‘There's no use trying. **** ‘Oh. much better !’ cried the Queen. her voice rising into a squeak as she went on. and looked again. ‘I've got it !’ she cried in a triumphant tone. who seemed to have suddenly wrapped herself up in wool. ‘Much be-etter ! Be-etter ! Be-e-e-etter ! Be-e-ehh !’ The last word ended in a long bleat. ’ said the Queen. ‘When I was your age. Was she – 63 – . ‘Now you shall see me pin it on again. and a sudden gust of wind blew the Queen's shawl across a little brook. all by myself !' ‘Then I hope your finger is better now ?’ Alice said very politely.‘I ca'n't believe that !’ said Alice. Why. She looked at the Queen. The Queen spread out her arms again and went flying after it. sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. I always did it for half-an-hour a day. so like a sheep that Alice quite started.’ ‘I daresay you haven't had much practice. and shut your eyes. She couldn't make out what had happened at all. Alice rubbed her eyes. and this time she succeeded in catching it herself.
looking up for a moment from her knitting. – 64 – .’ But these. ’ said the Sheep . if I might. ‘but you ca'n't look all round you — unless you've got eyes at the back of your head. and on both sides. as it happened. knitting. ‘I don't quite know yet. and every now and then leaving off to look at her through a great pair of spectacles.in a shop ? And was that really — was it really a sheep that was sitting on the other side of the counter ? Rub as she would. she could make nothing more of it : she was in a little dark shop. Alice had not got : so she contented herself with turning round. ’ Alice said very gently. looking at the shelves as she came to them. ‘I should like to look all round me first. ‘What is it you want to buy ?’ the Sheep said at last. sitting in an arm-chair. if you like. leaning with her elbows on the counter. and opposite to her was an old Sheep.’ ‘You may look in front of you.
and was always in the shelf next above the one she was looking at. ‘Are you a child or a teetotum ?’ the Sheep said. ‘I'll follow it up to the very top shelf of all. if you go on turning round like that. gliding along between banks : so there was nothing for it but to do her best.’ She was now working with fourteen pairs at once. whenever she looked hard at any shelf. though the others round it were crowded as full as they could hold. after she had spent a minute or so in vainly pursuing a large bright thing that looked sometimes like a doll and sometimes like a work-box. that particular shelf was always quite. to make out exactly what it had on it. and she found they were in a little boat. handing her a pair of knitting-needles as she spoke. as she took up another pair of needles. ‘Things flow about so here !’ she said at last in a plaintive tone. ‘She gets more and more like a porcupine every minute !' ‘Can you row ?’ the Sheep asked. ‘And this one is the most provoking of all — but I'll tell you what –’ she added. I expect !' But even this plan failed : the ‘thing’ went through the ceiling as quietly as possible. ‘How can she knit with so many ?’ the puzzled child thought to herself.The shop seemed to be full of all manner of curious things — but the oddest part of it all was that. empty. as if it were quite used to it. – 65 – . when suddenly the needles turned into oars in her hands. ‘Yes. It'll puzzle it to go through the ceiling. a little — but not on land — and not with needles –’ Alice was beginning to say. ‘You'll make me giddy soon. and Alice couldn't help looking at her in great astonishment. as a sudden thought struck her.
There was something very queer about the water.’ ‘A dear little crab !’ thought Alice. ‘You'll be catching a crab directly. as she took up another pair of needles. ‘Feather ! Feather !’ the Sheep cried again. This didn't sound like a remark that needed any answer : so Alice said nothing. taking up quite a bunch of needles. taking more needles. but pulled away. as every now and then the oars got fast in it.‘Feather !’ cried the Sheep. she thought. – 66 – .’ ‘Didn't you hear me say ‘Feather’ ?’ the Sheep cried angrily. ‘I should like that. and would hardly come out again.
worse then ever).‘Indeed I did. to get hold of the rushes a good long way down before breaking them off — and for a while Alice forgot all about – 67 – . Please where are the crabs ?’ ‘In the water. and sometimes under trees. ‘Oh. and the little arms were plunged in elbow-deep. it'll stop of itself. I say !' ‘Why do you say ‘Feather’ so often ?’ Alice asked at last. while the boat glided gently on. ‘I'm not a bird !' ‘You are.’ ‘No. ’ said the Sheep : ’you're a little goose.’ So the boat was left to drift down the stream as it would. ’ said Alice : ’you've said it very often — and very loud. And then the little sleeves were carefully rolled up. please ! There are some scented rushes !’ Alice cried in a sudden transport of delight. ‘There really are — and such beauties !' ‘You needn't say ‘please’ to me about 'em.’ ‘How am I to stop it ?’ said the Sheep. but I meant — please. so there was no more conversation for a minute or two. ‘Feather. sometimes among beds of weeds (which made the oars stick fast in the water.’ This offended Alice a little. and I'm not going to take 'em away. ‘If you leave off rowing. without looking up from her knitting : ’I didn't put 'em there. as her hands were full. but always with the same tall riverbanks frowning over their heads. may we wait and pick some ?’ Alice pleaded. ‘If you don't mind stopping the boat for a minute. of course !’ said the Sheep. rather vexed. sticking some of the needles into her hair. till it glided gently in among the waving rushes. ’ the Sheep said.
the Sheep and the knitting. ‘Oh. and down among the heap of rushes. They hadn't gone much farther before the blade of one of the oars got fast in the water and wouldn't come out again (so Alice explained it afterwards). However. what a lovely one ! Only I couldn't quite reach it. last only a very little while — and these. as she bent over the side of the boat. very much relieved to find herself still in the boat. and was soon up again : the Sheep went on with her knitting all the while. as they lay in heaps at her feet — but Alice hardly noticed this. in spite of a series of little shrieks of ‘Oh.’ And it certainly did seem a little provoking (‘almost as if it happened on purpose. ‘That was a nice crab you caught !’ she remarked. just as if nothing had happened. What mattered it to her just then that the rushes had begun to fade. oh. she scrambled back into her place. and began to arrange her new-found treasures. there was always a more lovely one that she couldn't reach. being dreamrushes. ’ she thought) that. she wasn't a bit hurt. with flushed cheeks and dripping hair and hands. melted away almost like snow. – 68 – . and the consequence was that the handle of it caught her under the chin. there were so many other curious things to think about. and. as. ‘The prettiest are always further !’ she said at last with a sigh at the obstinacy of the rushes in growing so far off. and to lose all their scent and beauty. oh !’ from poor Alice. you know. with just the ends of her tangled hair dipping into the water — while with bright eager eyes she caught at one bunch after another of the darling scented rushes. though she managed to pick plenty of beautiful rushes as the boat glided by. as Alice got back into her place. from the very moment that she picked them ? Even real scented rushes. ‘I only hope the boat wo'n't tipple over !’ she said to herself. it swept her straight off the seat.
‘Crabs. ‘I wish it hadn't let go — I should so like a little crab to take home with me !’ But the Sheep only laughed scornfully. as she put the money down on the counter. ‘Then two are cheaper than one ?’ Alice said in a surprised tone. ‘I should like to buy an egg. please. taking out her purse. ’ said the Sheep : ’plenty of choice.’ The Sheep took the money. had vanished all in a moment. and the boat. and went on with her knitting. and all sorts of things. you know. ’ said Alice. what do you want to buy ?’ ‘To buy !’ Alice echoed in a tone that was half astonished and half frightened — for the oars. peeping cautiously over the side of the boat into the dark water. For she thought to herself. ‘Are there many crabs here ?’ said Alice. ’ They mightn't be at all nice. and she was back again in the little dark shop. ‘How do you sell them ?’ ‘Fivepence farthing for one — twopence for two. ’ said the Sheep.‘Was it ? I didn't see it. and put it away in a box : then she said ‘I never put things into people's hands — that would never do – 69 – . ‘Only you must eat them both. only make up your mind. and the river. Now. if you buy two. ’ said Alice. please. ’ the Sheep replied. ’ she said timidly. ‘Then I'll have one.
she went off to the other end of the shop. for the shop was very dark towards the end. wondering more and more at every step. ‘The egg seems to get further away the more I walk towards it. this is the very queerest shop I ever saw !' **** So she went on. – 70 – . is this a chair ? Why. I declare ! How very odd to find trees growing here ! And actually here's a little brook ! Well. Let me see. as everything turned into a tree the moment she came up to it.’ And so saying. ‘I wonder why it wouldn't do ?’ thought Alice. as she groped her way among the tables and chairs.— you must get it for yourself. and set the egg upright on a shelf. it's got branches. and she quite expected the egg to do the same.
’ Alice gently explained. ’ said Humpty Dumpty. on the top of a high wall — such a narrow one that Alice quite wondered how he could keep his balance — and. ‘It's very provoking. his last remark was evidently addressed to a tree — so she stood and softly repeated to herself : – 71 – . Humpty Dumpty was sitting. ‘And how exactly like an egg he is !’ she said aloud. easily. she saw that it had eyes and a nose and mouth . ‘It can't be anybody else !’ she said to herself. standing with her hands ready to catch him. ’ she added. ’ have no more sense than a baby !' Alice didn't know what to say to this : it wasn't at all like conversation. Sir.CHAPTER VI HUMPTY DUMPTY HOWEVER. she thought. and he didn't take the least notice of her. with his legs crossed like a Turk. ’ Humpty Dumpty said after a long silence. she thought he must be a stuffed figure. and. in fact. for she was every moment expecting him to fall. ‘And some eggs are very pretty. as if his name were written all over his face !' It might have been written a hundred times. looking away from Alice as he spoke. as he never said anything to her . looking away from her as usual. when she had come close to it. you know. ‘I'm as certain of it. hoping to turn her remark into a sort of compliment. she saw clearly that it was HUMPTY DUMPTY himself. as his eyes were steadily fixed in the opposite direction. ’ to be called an egg — very !' ‘I said you looked like an egg. and more and more human : when she had come within a few yards of it. ‘Some people. the egg only got larger and larger. after all. on that enormous face.
’ ‘Don't you think you'd be safer down on the ground ?’ Alice went on. ’ Humpty Dumpty said. ‘Why.‘Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall : Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. forgetting that Humpty Dumpty would hear her. almost.’ ‘That last line is much too long for the poetry. ’ but tell me your name and your business. ‘Did you think I didn't know the answer to that ? Ask another. ’ she added. because there's nobody with me !’ cried Humpty Dumpty. not wishing to begin an argument. All the King's horses and all the King's men Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty in his place again. ‘What does it mean ?’ ‘Must a name mean something ?’ Alice asked doubtfully. you might be any shape. ‘Of course it must. almost out loud.’ ‘Why do you sit out here all alone ?’ said Alice. With a name like yours. looking at her for the first time. too.’ ‘My name is Alice. ‘Don't stand chattering to yourself like that. ‘That wall is so very narrow !' – 72 – . but –' ‘It's a stupid name enough !’ Humpty Dumpty interrupted impatiently. ’ Humpty Dumpty said with a short laugh : ’my name means the shape I am — and a good handsome shape it is. but simply in her good-natured anxiety for the queer creature. not with any idea of making another riddle.
rather unwisely. ‘You've been listening at doors — and behind trees — and down chimneys — or you couldn't have known it !' – 73 – . if ever I did fall off — which there's no chance of — but if I did –’ Here he pursed up his lips. if you like ! You didn't think I was going to say that. and looked so solemn and grand that Alice could hardly help laughing. ’ the King has promised me — ah. ’ Alice interrupted. you may turn pale. did you ? The King has promised me — with his very own mouth — to — to –' ‘To send all his horses and all his men. ’ he went on. breaking into a sudden passion. ‘If I did fall. ‘Of course I don't think so ! Why. ‘Now I declare that's too bad !’ Humpty Dumpty cried.‘What tremendously easy riddles you ask !’ Humpty Dumpty growled out.
as he leant forwards (and as nearly as possible fell off the wall in doing so) and offered Alice his hand. you may shake hands with me !’ And he grinned almost from ear to ear. ‘They'd pick me up again in a minute. all his horses and all his men.’ ‘Wrong !’ Humpty Dumpty exclaimed triumphantly. I'd have said it. ‘In that case we start afresh. ’ and it's my turn to choose a subject –’ (‘He talks about it just as if it was a game !’ thought Alice. How old did you say you were ?’ Alice made a short calculation.‘I haven't indeed !’ Alice said very gently. ’ Humpty Dumpty said in a calmer tone. to show you I'm not proud. ’ said Humpty Dumpty. I am : mayhap you'll never see such another : and. ‘That's what you call a History of England. well ! They may write such things in a book. they would ! However. take a good look at me ! I'm one that has spoken to a King. ‘If he smiled much more the ends of his mouth might meet behind.’ ‘Ah. this conversation is going on a little too fast : let's go back to the last remark but one. ’ Humpty Dumpty went on. ’ said Humpty Dumpty. ’ she thought : ’And then I don't know what would happen to his head ! I'm afraid it would come off !' ‘Yes. Now. ’ Alice said.’ ‘I'm afraid I can't quite remember it. ‘You never said a word like it !' ‘I thought you meant ‘How old are you ?’’ Alice explained. and said ‘Seven years and six months.) ‘So here's a question for you. She watched him a little anxiously as she took it. ‘If I'd meant that. – 74 – . that is. ‘It's in a book. very politely.
‘I mean. When he did speak again. (They had had quite enough of the subject of age. though he said nothing for a minute or two. ’ said Humpty Dumpty .’ ‘One can't. ’ when a person doesn't know a cravat from a belt !' – 75 – . I'd have said ‘Leave off at seven’ — but it's too late now. if they really were to take turns in choosing subjects. ’ he said at last.’ ‘I never ask advice about growing. ’ she corrected herself on second thoughts. ‘An uncomfortable sort of age. I mean — I beg your pardon !’ she added in dismay. ’ she said. so she said nothing. ‘If only I knew. for Humpty Dumpty looked thoroughly offended. Alice felt even more indignant at this suggestion. ‘Too proud ?’ the other enquired. and she began to wish she hadn't chosen that subject. With proper assistance. I should have said — no. ’ which was neck and which was waist !' Evidently Humpty Dumpty was very angry.Alice didn't want to begin another argument.) ‘At least. ’ a beautiful cravat. ‘but two can.’ ‘What a beautiful belt you've got on !’ Alice suddenly remarked. it was her turn now. ’ she thought to herself. she thought : and. it was in a deep growl. Now if you'd asked my advice. ’ Alice said indignantly. a belt. ‘Seven years and six months !’ Humpty Dumpty repeated thoughtfully. ‘It is a — most — provoking — thing. perhaps. ’ that one can't help growing older. you might have left off at seven.
’ Alice said. It's a present from the White King and Queen. ‘You don't know what you're talking about !’ cried Humpty Dumpty. as you say.’ Alice considered a little. ‘They gave it me. ’ Humpty Dumpty continued thoughtfully as he crossed one knee over the other and clasped his hands round it. ‘I'm not offended.’ ‘And if you take one from three hundred and sixty-five what remains ?’ – 76 – . of course. ’ said Alice. There now !' ‘Is it really ?’ said Alice. ‘It's a cravat. ’ they gave it me — for an un-birthday present. ‘I mean. ’ said Humpty Dumpty.‘I know it's very ignorant of me.’ ‘I beg your pardon ?’ Alice said with a puzzled air. in so humble a tone that Humpty Dumpty relented. ‘How many days are there in a year ?’ ‘Three hundred and sixty-five. what is an un-birthday present ?’ ‘A present given when it isn't your birthday. ’ she said at last. child. quite pleased to find that she had chosen a good subject after all. and a beautiful one. ‘And how many birthdays have you ?’ ‘One. ‘I like birthday presents best.
that seems to be done right — though I haven't time to look it over thoroughly just now — and that shows that there are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get unbirthday presents –' ‘Certainly. ’ said Alice. ‘To be sure I was !’ Humpty Dumpty said gaily as she turned it round for him. Alice couldn't help smiling as she took out her memorandum book. ‘I'd rather see that done on paper. There's glory for you !' ‘I don't know what you mean by ‘glory’. ‘I thought it looked a little queer. ‘And only one for birthday presents. ‘That seems to be done right –’ he began. As I was saying. ‘You're holding it upside down !’ Alice interrupted. and worked the sum for him : 365 1 –– 364 –– Humpty Dumpty took the book and looked at it carefully. ’ Alice said. – 77 – . ’ he said.’ Humpty Dumpty looked doubtful. you know. of course.‘Three hundred and sixty-four.
‘When I use a word. ‘When I make a word do a lot of work like that.’ – 78 – . so after a minute Humpty Dumpty began again. ’ I always pay it extra.’ ‘That's a great deal to make one word mean.’ ‘The question is. ’ which is to be master — that's all. ’ what that means ?’ ‘Now you talk like a reasonable child. looking very much pleased. I meant ‘there's a nice knock-down argument for you !’' ‘But ‘glory’ doesn't mean ‘a nice knock-down argument’. as I suppose you don't mean to stop here all the rest of your life. ’ said Alice. ‘I meant by ‘impenetrability’ that we've had enough of that subject.’ ‘The question is. ’ Alice objected.’ Alice was too much puzzled to say anything . ’ it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less. ’ said Alice. ’ said Humpty Dumpty. ‘Of course you don't — till I tell you. ’ whether you can make words mean so many different things. and it would be just as well if you'd mention what you mean to do next. ’ Humpty Dumpty said. some of them — particularly verbs : they're the proudest — adjectives you can do anything with. but not verbs — however. ’ said Humpty Dumpty. ‘They've a temper. in rather a scornful tone. ’ Alice said in a thoughtful tone. ’ said Humpty Dumpty. I can manage the whole lot of them ! Impenetrability ! That's what I say !' ‘Would you tell me please.Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously.
‘slithy’ means ‘lithe and slimy’. ’ said Alice. ’ said Humpty Dumpty.) ‘You seem very clever at explaining words.’ ‘That's enough to begin with. wagging his head gravely from side to side. ’ Humpty Dumpty interrupted : ’there are plenty of hard words there. ’ Humpty Dumpty went on. ‘Would you kindly tell me the meaning of the poem called ‘Jabberwocky’ ?’ ‘Let's hear it. you know.’ This sounded very hopeful.‘Oh !’ said Alice. so Alice repeated the first verse : ‘'Twas brillig.’ ‘That'll do very well. Sir. and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe : All mimsy were the borogoves. And the mome raths outgrabe. You see it's like a portmanteau — there are two meanings packed up into one word. She was too much puzzled to make any other remark. ’ for to get their wages. ’ said Alice : ’and ‘slithy’ ?’ ‘Well. ‘Brillig’ means four o'clock in the afternoon — the time when you begin broiling things for dinner. ‘Lithe’ is the same as ‘active’.’ – 79 – . ‘I can explain all the poems that ever were invented — and a good many that haven't been invented just yet. you should see 'em come round me of a Saturday night. and so you see I can't tell you. ‘Ah.’ (Alice didn't venture to ask what he paid them with .
’ said Humpty Dumpty .‘I see it now. surprised at her own ingenuity.’ ‘And what's to ‘gyre’ and to ‘gimble’ ?’ ‘To ‘gyre’ is to go round and round like a gyroscope.’ ‘They must be very curious-looking creatures. To ‘gimble’ is to make holes like a gimlet.’ ‘And ‘the wabe’ is the grass-plot round a sun-dial. – 80 – . I suppose ?’ said Alice.’ ‘They are that. ‘also they make their nests under sun-dials — also they live on cheese. ‘toves’ are something like badgers — they're something like lizards — and they're something like corkscrews. ’ Alice remarked thoughtfully : ’and what are ‘toves’ ?’ ‘Well.
’ ‘As to poetry. because it goes a long way before it. with a kind of sneeze in the middle : however. I think. a ‘rath’ is a sort of green pig : but ‘mome’ I'm not certain about. ‘I'm afraid I'm giving you a great deal of trouble. and a long way behind it –' ‘And a long way beyond it on each side. It's called ‘wabe’ you know. ‘outgribing’ is something between bellowing and whistling.’ ‘Well. if it comes to that –' ‘Oh. ‘Exactly so. ‘mimsy’ is ‘flimsy and miserable’ (there's another portmanteau for you).’ ‘And then “mome rath”’ ?’ said Alice. Who's been repeating all that hard stuff to you ?’ ‘I read it in a book. ’ I can repeat poetry as well as other folk. you know. you'll be quite content. you'll hear it done.’ ‘And what does ‘outgrabe’ mean ?’ ‘Well. it needn't come to that !’ Alice hastily said. ‘But I had some poetry repeated to me much easier than that. hoping to keep him from beginning. – 81 – . I think it's short for ‘from home’ — meaning that they'd lost their way.‘Of course it is. you know. ’ said Humpty Dumpty. And a ‘borogove’ is a thin shabby-looking bird with its feathers sticking out all round — something like a live mop. ’ said Alice. maybe — down in the wood yonder — and. by — Tweedledee. when you've once heard it. stretching out one of his great hands. Well then. ’ Alice added.
‘The piece I'm going to repeat. you've sharper eyes than most. so she sat down.’ ‘I will. and said ‘Thank you’ rather sadly. ’ he added. Alice was silent. ‘If you can see whether I'm singing or not. when woods are getting green. and they put me out. I'll try and tell you what I mean : ‘Thank you very much. when the fields are white. ’ Humpty Dumpty remarked severely. ‘In winter. ’ Humpty Dumpty said : ’they're not sensible. I sing this song for your delight – only I don't sing it. when the days are long. ‘In spring. ’ said Alice. Perhaps you'll understand the song : In autumn. as an explanation.’ ‘I sent a message to the fish : I told them ‘This is what I wish. ‘In summer. Take pen and ink. and write it down. ’ said Alice. ’ said Alice. ‘You needn't go on making remarks like that. when the leaves are brown.’ – 82 – . ’ was written entirely for your amusement. if I can remember it so long. ’ he went on without noticing her remark. ‘I see you don't.’ Alice felt that in that case she really ought to listen to it .
Fit for the deed I had to do. ‘Then you must wake them up again.’ The fishes answered. what a temper you are in !’ I told them once. I told them twice : They would not listen to advice. ‘I sent to them again to say ‘It will be better to obey.’ I said to him.’ – 83 – . with a grin. They sent an answer back to me. I said it plain. my heart went thump : I filled the kettle at the pump. My heart went hop. ‘Why. ’ Humpty Dumpty replied.The little fishes of the sea. Then some one came to me and said ‘The little fishes are in bed.’ I said it very loud and clear : I went and shouted in his ear. Sir. The little fishes’ answer was ‘We cannot do it. I took a kettle large and new. because –’' ‘I'm afraid I don't quite understand. ‘It gets easier further on. ’ said Alice.
’ This was rather sudden. Alice thought : but. And when I found the door was shut. So she got up. but–' There was a long pause. I pulled and pushed and kicked and knocked. ’ said Humpty Dumpty. ‘Good-bye. And when I found the door was locked. ’ Humpty Dumpty replied in a discontented tone.Humpty Dumpty raised his voice almost to a scream as he repeated this verse. and held out her hand. after such a very strong hint that she ought to be going. ‘Good-bye. if –’ I took a corkscrew from the shelf : I went to wake them up myself. ‘I shouldn't know you again if we did meet.’ – 84 – . ‘You needn't shout so loud !’ And he was very proud and stiff : He said ‘I'd go and wake them. ‘Is that all ?’ Alice timidly asked. ‘That's all. she felt that it would hardly be civil to stay. till we meet again !’ she said as cheerfully as she could. giving her one of his fingers to shake : ’you're so exactly like other people. I tried to turn the handle. and Alice thought with a shudder. ’ I wouldn't have been the messenger for anything !' ‘But he was very stiff and proud : He said.
generally.’ Alice waited a minute to see if he would speak again. But Humpty Dumpty only shut his eyes. as he never opened his eyes or took any further notice of her. and. ’ Alice remarked in a thoughtful tone. as it was a great comfort to have such a long word to say) ‘of all the unsatisfactory people I ever met –’ She never finished the sentence. as she went. ’ said Humpty Dumpty. It's always the same. so –’ (marking their places in the air with his thumb) ‘nose in the middle. – 85 – .’ ‘It wouldn't look nice. for instance — or the mouth at the top — that would be some help. ’ of all the unsatisfactory –’ (she repeated this aloud. she quietly walked away : but she couldn't help saying to herself. mouth under. getting no answer to this. ’ Alice objected. she said ‘Good-bye !’ once more. but. for at this moment a heavy crash shook the forest from end to end. Now if you had the two eyes on the same side of the nose. ‘That's just what I complain of. ‘Your face is the same as everybody has — the two eyes.‘The face is what one goes by. and said ‘Wait till you've tried.
Alice got behind a tree. and watched them go by. for fear of being run over.CHAPTER VII THE LION AND THE UNICORN THE next moment soldiers came running through the wood. so that the ground was soon covered with little heaps of men. several more always fell over him. Then came the horses. at first in twos and threes. The confusion got – 86 – . but even they stumbled now and then . whenever a horse stumbled. She thought that in all her life she had never seen soldiers so uncertain on their feet : they were always tripping over something or other. these managed rather better than the foot-soldiers . the rider fell off instantly. then ten or twenty together. and whenever one went down. and it seemed to be a regular rule that. and at last in such crowds that they seemed to fill the whole forest. Having four feet.
by this light !' All this was lost on Alice. ‘To be able to see Nobody ! And at the distance too ! Why. I did. I should think. and Alice was very glad to get out of the wood into an open place. with his great hands spread out like fans on each side. ‘Did you happen to meet any soldiers. who was still looking intently along the road. ’ the King said. ’ the King remarked in a fretful tone. ‘I only wish I had such eyes. ‘I've sent them all !’ the King cried in a tone of delight. They're both gone to the town. referring to his book. ‘But he's coming very slowly — and what curious attitudes he goes into !' (For the Messenger kept skipping up and down. you know.’ (He pronounced it so as to rhyme with ‘mayor'. and tell me if you can see either of them. ‘I see somebody now !’ she exclaimed at last. it's as much as I can do to see real people. ‘I couldn't send all the horses. either. my dear. ’ said Alice. He only does them when he's happy. busily writing in his memorandum-book.) – 87 – . as you came through the wood ?’ ‘Yes. ’ said the King. Just look along the road. on seeing Alice.’ ‘Four thousand two hundred and seven. as he came along. And I haven't sent the two Messengers. ’ said Alice : ’several thousand.) ‘Not at all. His name is Haigha.worse every moment. shading her eyes with one hand. and wriggling like an eel. ‘He's an Anglo-Saxon Messenger — and those are Anglo-Saxon attitudes. because two of them are wanted in the game. where she found the white King seated on the ground.’ ‘I see nobody on the road. that's the exact number.
I fed him with — with — with Ham-sandwiches and Hay. and make the most fearful faces at the poor King.’ At this moment the Messenger arrived : he was far too much out of breath to say a word. while the great eyes rolled wildly from side to side. ’ the King remarked simply. I must have two. and one to carry. and could only wave his hands about. without the least idea that he was joining in the game. ’ said the King. ‘This young lady loves you with an H. ‘Why one to come and one to go ?’ ‘Don't I tell you ?’ the King repeated impatiently. introducing Alice in the hope of turning off the Messenger's attention from himself — but it was of no use — the Anglo-Saxon attitudes only got more extraordinary every moment. I hate him with an H. ‘I must have two — to fetch and carry. One to fetch. ’ because he is Happy. ‘I feel faint — Give me a hamsandwich !' – 88 – . ‘It isn't respectable to beg. One to come.‘I love my love with an H. and he lives –' ‘He lives on the Hill. ’ the King said. His name is Haigha. ‘You alarm me !’ said the King. while Alice was still hesitating for the name of a town beginning with H. ‘The other Messenger's called Hatta. because he is Hideous. and one to go. ’ said Alice. you know — to come and go. ’ Alice couldn't help beginning. ‘I only meant that I didn't understand.’ ‘I beg your pardon ?’ said Alice.
to Alice's great amusement. ’ the Messenger said. ‘I should think throwing cold water over you would be better. and handed a sandwich to the King. ’ the King replied. as he munched away. ‘Another sandwich !’ said the King. peeping into the bag. – 89 – . ’ the King murmured in a faint whisper. who devoured it greedily.’ ‘I didn't say there was nothing better. ’ Alice suggested : ’– or some sal-volatile. ‘There's nothing like eating hay when you're faint. holding out his hand to the Messenger for some hay. Alice was glad to see that it revived him a good deal. ’ he remarked to her. ‘I said there was nothing like it.On which the Messenger. ‘Who did you pass on the road ?’ the King went on. ‘There's nothing but hay left now. then. ‘Hay.’ Which Alice did not venture to deny. opened a bag that hung round his neck.
’ And – 90 – . at the top of his voice. of course.’ ‘I do my best. However. putting his hands to his mouth in the shape of a trumpet and stooping so as to get close to the King's ear. to be sure. ’ They're at it again !' ‘Do you call that a whisper ?’ cried the poor King. However. ’ or else he'd have been here first. ’ said the King. ‘Fighting for the crown ?’ ‘Yes. ’ said the Messenger. ’ the Messenger said in a sullen tone. instead of whispering. ‘I'm sure nobody walks much faster than I do !' ‘He can't do that.‘Nobody. that it's my crown all the while ! Let's run and see them. ’ said the Messenger. ‘If you do such a thing again I'll have you buttered ! It went through and through my head like an earthquake !' ‘It would have to be a very tiny earthquake !’ thought Alice. you may tell us what's happened in the town. ‘Why the Lion and the Unicorn. as she wanted to hear the news too. So of course Nobody walks slower than you. Alice was sorry for this. now you've got your breath. ’ said the King : ’and the best of the joke is.’ ‘I'll whisper it. ’ said the King. ‘Who are at it again ?’ she ventured to ask. ’ said the King : ’this young lady saw him too. jumping up and shaking himself. he simply shouted. ‘Quite right.
some gave them brown : Some gave them plum-cake and drummed them out of town. ‘Dear me. for the run was putting her quite out of breath. ’ only I'm not strong enough. as she ran. till they came into sight of a great crowd. after running a little further. You might as well try to stop a Bandersnatch !' Alice had no more breath for talking .they trotted off. in the middle of which the Lion and Unicorn were fighting. as well as she could. but she soon managed to distinguish the Unicorn by his horn. no !’ said the King. Some gave them white bread.’ ‘Does — the one — that wins — get the crown ?’ she asked. You see. so they trotted on in silence. that at first Alice could not make out which was which . – 91 – . a minute goes by so fearfully quick. They were in such a cloud of dust. Alice repeating to herself. ’ the King said. ‘What an idea !' ‘Would you — be good enough –’ Alice panted out. ’ to stop a minute — just to get — one's breath again ?’ ‘I'm good enough. the words of the old song : ‘The Lion and the Unicorn were fighting for the crown : The Lion beat the Unicorn all round the town.
‘Speak. dear child ?’ said Haigha. was standing watching the fight. But Hatta only munched away. putting his arm affectionately round Hatta's neck. How are you. ‘He's only just out of prison. and he hadn't finished his tea when he was sent in. Hatta looked round once more. with a cup of tea in one hand and a piece of bread-and-butter in the other. but not a word would he say. ‘Were you happy in prison. dear child ?’ he went on. won't you !’ cried the King.They placed themselves close to where Hatta. the other Messenger. Hatta looked round and nodded. and this time a tear or two trickled down his cheek . ‘How are they getting on with the fight ?’ – 92 – . can't you !’ Haigha cried impatiently. and drank some more tea. ’ Haigha whispered to Alice : ’and they only give them oyster-shells in there — so you see he's very hungry and thirsty. ‘Speak. and went on with his breadand-butter.
without even looking round. but it was very dry. For a minute or two Alice stood silent. while the King called out ‘Ten minutes allowed for refreshments !’ Haigha and Hatta set to work at once. ‘It's waiting for 'em now. if you like — She's a dear good creature. very much surprised at his taking it so quietly. look !’ she cried. ‘Look.’ There was a pause in the fight just then. watching him. You might as well try to catch a Bandersnatch ! But I'll make a memorandum about her. ’ he said in a choking voice : ’each of them has been down about eighty-seven times. and the Lion and the Unicorn sat down. panting. and swallowed a large piece of bread-and-butter. pointing eagerly.’ And Hatta went bounding away like a grasshopper.’ ‘But aren't you going to run and help her ?’ Alice asked. ’ the King said. ’ the King said to Hatta : ’go and order the drums to begin. Alice took a piece to taste.’ ‘Then I suppose they'll soon bring the white bread and the brown ?’ Alice ventured to remark. ‘She runs so fearfully quick. carrying round trays of white and brown bread. ‘No use. no use !’ said the King. – 93 – . Suddenly she brightened up. ’ said Hatta . ‘this is a bit of it as I'm eating. ‘I don't think they'll fight any more to-day. ‘That wood's full of them. ‘They're getting on very well. ‘There's the White Queen running across the country ! She came flying out of the wood over yonder — How fast those Queens can run !' ‘There's some enemy after her. no doubt.Hatta made a desperate effort.
rather nervously. when his eye happened to fall upon Alice : he turned round instantly. ‘Do you spell ‘creature’ with a double ‘e’ ?’ At this moment the Unicorn sauntered by them. ’ the King replied. and he was going on. ‘What — is — this ?’ he said at last. and stood for some time looking at her with an air of the deepest disgust. ‘We only found it to-day. you know. ‘You shouldn't have run him through with your horn. and twice as natural !' ‘I always thought they were fabulous monsters !’ said the Unicorn. ’ the Unicorn said carelessly. coming in front of Alice to introduce her. It's as large as life. and spreading out both his hands towards her in an Anglo-Saxon attitude. as he opened his memorandumbook.’ he repeated softly to himself. ‘Is it alive ?’ – 94 – . ‘A little — a little. just glancing at him as he passed. ‘This is a child !’ Haigha replied eagerly. ‘I had the best of it this time !’ he said to the King. with his hands in his pockets.’ ‘It didn't hurt him.
now that we have seen each other. child. while he got out a dish and carving-knife. what is it. and said ‘Talk. turning from her to the King. ‘You'll never guess ! I couldn't. ‘Come. I'll believe in you. ‘None of your brown bread for me !' ‘Certainly — certainly !’ the King muttered. Is that a bargain ?’ ‘Yes. now ?’ the Unicorn cried eagerly. ’ said Alice. and gave it to Alice to hold. and his eyes were half shut. The Unicorn looked dreamily at Alice. fetch out the plum-cake.’ – 95 – . ‘What's this !’ he said. The Lion had joined them while this was going on : he looked very tired and sleepy. if you like. old man !’ the Unicorn went on. ‘Ah. ‘Open the bag !’ he whispered.‘It can talk. ’ said Haigha solemnly. she thought. I always thought Unicorns were fabulous monsters. blinking lazily at Alice. too ? I never saw one alive before !' ‘Well. and speaking in a deep hollow tone that sounded like the tolling of a great bell. How they all came out of it Alice couldn't guess. ’ said the Unicorn. ’ if you'll believe in me. ‘Quick ! Not that one — that's full of hay !' Haigha took a large cake out of the bag. and beckoned to Haigha.’ Alice could not help her lips curling up into a smile as she began : ’Do you know. It was just like a conjuring trick.
which the poor King was nearly shaking off his head. ’ said the Unicorn. ‘And sit down. now !’ the Unicorn said. you chicken !’ the Lion replied angrily. Here the King interrupted. ‘It's a fabulous monster !’ the Unicorn cried out. lying down and putting his chin on his paws. before Alice could reply. ’ (to the King and the Unicorn) : ’fair play with the cake. both of you. ‘I'm not so sure of that. cutting up that cake !' – 96 – . but there was no other place for him. half getting up as he spoke. ‘What a fight we might have for the crown. ‘I should win easy. ‘Are you animal — or vegetable — or mineral ?’ he said. and his voice quite quivered. Did you go by the old bridge. ‘All round the town ?’ he said. looking slyly up at the crown. ‘That's a good long way.’ ‘I'm sure I don't know. he trembled so much.The Lion looked at Alice wearily. What a time the Monster is. yawning at every other word. Monster. ‘There was too much dust to see anything. ’ said the Lion. you know !' The King was evidently very uncomfortable at having to sit down between the two great creatures . ’ the Lion said. ’ the Lion growled out as he lay down again. or the market-place ? You get the best view by the old bridge. ‘Why. ‘Then hand round the plum-cake. to prevent the quarrel going on : he was very nervous. I beat you all round the town.
and cut it afterwards. this isn't fair !’ cried the Unicorn. ’ the Unicorn remarked. ‘Do you like plum cake. the drums began. ‘It's very provoking !’ she said.’ This sounded nonsense. ’ said the Lion. ‘I say. and was sawing away diligently with the knife. ‘Now cut it up. as she returned to her place with the empty dish. and the cake divided itself into three pieces as she did so. ‘Hand it round first. in reply to the Lion (she was getting quite used to being called ‘the Monster’). but they always join on again !' ‘You don't know how to manage Looking-glass cakes. very much puzzled how to begin. – 97 – . ‘I've cut several slices already. as Alice sat with the knife in her hand. anyhow. ’ said the Lion.Alice had seated herself on the bank of a little brook. ‘The Monster has given the Lion twice as much as me !’ ‘She's kept none for herself. Monster ?’ But before Alice could answer him. but Alice very obediently got up. with the great dish on her knees. and carried the dish round.
Where the noise came from. with angry looks at being interrupted in their feast. and put her hands over her ears. ’ she thought to herself. ’ nothing ever will !' – 98 – . **** and had just time to see the Lion and the Unicorn rise to their feet. vainly trying to shut out the dreadful uproar. ‘If that doesn't ‘drum them out of town’. She started to her feet and sprang across the little brook in her terror. before she dropped to her knees. she couldn't make out : the air seemed full of it. and it rang through and through her head till she felt quite deafened.
dressed in crimson armour.CHAPTER VIII 'IT'S MY OWN INVENTION' AFTER a while the noise seemed gradually to die away. ’ unless — unless we're all part of the same dream. the horse stopped suddenly : ’You're my prisoner !’ the Knight cried. came galloping down upon her. Just as he reached her. and Alice lifted up her head in some alarm. brandishing a great club. ’ she went on in a rather complaining tone : ’I've a great mind to go and wake him. there was the great dish still lying at her feet. on which she had tried to cut the plum-cake. ’ So I wasn't dreaming. – 99 – . However. ’ she said to herself. after all. as he tumbled off his horse. till all was dead silence. There was no one to be seen. and not the Red King's ! I don't like belonging to another person's dream. Only I do hope it's my dream. and her first thought was that she must have been dreaming about the Lion and the Unicorn and those queer Anglo-Saxon Messengers. and see what happens !' At this moment her thoughts were interrupted by a loud shouting of ‘Ahoy ! Ahoy ! Check !’ and a Knight.
As soon as he was comfortably in the saddle. and was something the shape of a horse's head) and put it on. Alice was more frightened for him than for herself at the moment. This time it was a White Knight. he knocks him off his horse . as he took up his helmet (which hung from the saddle. you know !’ the Red Knight said at last. then. but then I came and rescued her !’ the White Knight replied. ‘She's my prisoner. what the Rules of Battle are. we must fight for her. ‘One Rule seems to be. if he misses. and the two Knights sat and looked at each other for some time without speaking. now. ‘Well. he tumbles off himself — and another Rule seems to be that they hold their clubs with their arms. putting on his helmet too. as she watched the fight. as if they were Punch and Judy — What a noise they make when they tumble ! Just like a whole set of fire– 100 – . ’ she said to herself. that if one Knight hits the other. and they began banging away at each other with such fury that Alice got behind a tree to be out of the way of the blows. and tumbled off his horse just as the Red Knight had done : then he got on again. timidly peeping out from her hiding-place. and. ‘You will observe the Rules of Battle. of course ?’ the White Knight remarked. he began once more ‘You're my –’ but here another voice broke in ‘Ahoy ! Ahoy ! Check !’ and Alice looked round in some surprise for the new enemy. and watched him with some anxiety as he mounted again. ’ said the Red Knight. He drew up at Alice's side. Alice looked from one to the other in some bewilderment. ‘Yes. ’ said the Red Knight. ‘I wonder.Startled as she was. ‘I always do.
‘I'll see you safe to the end of the wood — and then I must go back. side by side. wasn't it ?’ said the White Knight. and turning his gentle face and large mild eyes to Alice. ‘I don't know. that Alice had not noticed. ‘May I help you off with your helmet ?’ It was evidently more than he could manage by himself : however she managed to shake him out of it at last. you know. and then the Red Knight mounted and galloped off.irons falling into the fender ! And how quiet the horses are ! They let them get on and off them just as if they were tables !' Another Rule of Battle. She thought she had never seen such a strange-looking soldier in all her life. I want to be a Queen. seemed to be that they always fell on their heads . ‘It was a glorious victory. putting back his shaggy hair with both hands.’ ‘So you will. they shook hands. ’ Alice said doubtfully.’ ‘Thank you very much. That's the end of my move. ’ said Alice. ’ said the Knight. ‘I don't want to be anybody's prisoner. when you've crossed the next brook. – 101 – . ’ said the White Knight. ‘Now one can breathe more easily. as he came up panting. When they got up again. and the battle ended with their both falling off in this way.
‘Then all the things must have fallen out ! And the box is no use without them. a shade of vexation passing over his face. which seemed to fit him very badly. and with the lid hanging open. ‘It's my own invention — to keep clothes and sandwiches in. ‘Do you know the lid's open ?’ ‘I didn't know it.’ He unfastened it as he spoke. You see I carry it upside-down. Alice looked at it with great curiosity. and he hung it carefully on a tree.’ ‘But the things can get out. – 102 – . and was just going to throw it into the bushes. ’ Alice gently remarked. upside-down. ’ the Knight said in a friendly tone. so that the rain can't get in.He was dressed in tin armour. ’ the Knight said. when a sudden thought seemed to strike him. and he had a queer-shaped little deal box fastened across his shoulders. Alice shook her head. ‘Can you guess why I did that ?’ he said to Alice. ‘I see you're admiring my little box.
And the other thing is a mouse-trap.’ This took a long time to manage. I don't choose to have them running all about. ’ said Alice. if they do come. I'll go with you to the end of the wood — What's that dish for ?’ ‘It's meant for plum-cake. ‘but.’ ‘I was wondering what the mouse-trap was for. But not a single bee has come near it yet.’ ‘Not very likely. ’ said Alice. ’ one of the best kind. ‘It's an invention of my own. ‘It'll come in handy if we find any plum-cake. because the knight was so very awkward in – 103 – . though Alice held the bag open very carefully. ‘It isn't very likely there would be any mice on the horse's back.’ ‘You see. I don't know which. it's a very good bee-hive. Help me to get it into this bag. That's the reason the horse has all those anklets round his feet. ‘To guard against the bites of sharks. perhaps. ‘Yes. ’ it's as well to be provided for every-thing. ’ the Knight said in a discontented tone. ’ he went on after a pause. I suppose the mice keep the bees out — or the bees keep the mice out. ’ said Alice. ‘We'd better take it with us. ’ the Knight replied.’ ‘But you've got a bee-hive — or something like one — fastened to the saddle.‘In hopes some bees may make a nest in it — then I should get the honey. ’ said the Knight . ’ the Knight said.’ ‘But what are they for ?’ Alice asked in a tone of great curiosity. And now help me on.
’ said the Knight.’ ‘I should like to hear it. and fire-irons. ‘Only in the usual way. – 104 – . anxiously.putting in the dish : the first two or three times that he tried he fell in himself instead. ‘Not yet. ‘You see the wind is so very strong here. ‘there are so many candlesticks in the bag. and for a few minutes she walked on in silence. Alice thought. you know. ‘That's hardly enough. like a fruit-tree. as they got it in at last . and many other things. You may try it if you like. ’ he said. which was already loaded with bunches of carrots. ’ Alice said. puzzling over the idea. as they set off.’ ‘Have you invented a plan for keeping the hair from being blown off ?’ Alice enquired. ‘But I've got a plan for keeping it from falling off. very much.’ It didn't sound a comfortable plan. and every now and then stopping to help the poor Knight.’ ‘First you take an upright stick. ‘It's rather a tight fit. Now the reason hair falls off is because it hangs down — things never fall upwards. smiling. you see. who certainly was not a good rider. ‘Then you make your hair creep up it. ‘I hope you've got your hair well fastened on ?’ he continued.’ And he hung it to the saddle. ’ he said. ’ said the Knight. It's a plan of my own invention. It's as strong as soup.
‘What makes you say that ?’ he asked. and Alice watching anxiously for the next tumble. Otherwise he kept on pretty well.Whenever the horse stopped (which it did very often). The Knight looked very much surprised. They went on a little way in silence after this. keeping hold of Alice's hair with one hand. ’ she ventured to say. as he generally did this on the side on which Alice was walking. the Knight with his eyes shut. she soon found that it was the best plan not to walk quite close to the horse. and a little offended at the remark. and. ‘Because people don't fall off quite so often. whenever it went on again (which it generally did rather suddenly). to save himself from falling over on the other side. muttering to himself.’ ‘I've had plenty of practice. he fell off behind. as she was helping him up from his fifth tumble. – 105 – . and. ‘I'm afraid you've not had much practice in riding. except that he had a habit of now and then falling off sideways . ’ the Knight said very gravely : ’plenty of practice !' Alice could think of nothing better to say than ‘Indeed ?’ but she said it as heartily as she could. when they've had much practice. as he scrambled back into the saddle. he fell off in front .
‘I'll get one. all the time that Alice was getting him on his feet again. as the Knight fell heavily on the top of his head exactly in the path where Alice was walking. waving his right arm as he spoke. She was quite frightened this time. ’ the Knight suddenly began in a loud voice. ‘Plenty of practice !' ‘It's too ridiculous !’ cried Alice. ‘You ought to have a wooden horse on wheels.’ There was a short silence after this. Like this. and said in an anxious tone. losing all her patience this time. ’ Alice said. ’ the Knight said thoughtfully to himself. ‘Plenty of practice !’ he went on repeating. and stretched out both his arms to show Alice what he meant. as she picked him up. right under the horse's feet. ‘One or two — several. ’ is to keep –’ Here the sentence ended as suddenly as it had begun. you know –' He let go the bridle. ‘The great art of riding. and then the Knight went on again. ’ I hope no bones are broken ?’ ‘None to speak of. in spite of all she could do to prevent it. as if he didn't mind breaking two or three of them. ‘Much more smoothly than a live horse. I daresay – 106 – . ‘I'm a great hand at inventing things. with a little scream of laughter. is — to keep your balance properly. that you ought !' ‘Does that kind go smoothly ?’ the Knight asked in a tone of great interest. and this time he fell flat on his back. clasping his arms round the horse's neck as he spoke.‘The great art of riding. ’ the Knight said. Now. just in time to save himself from tumbling off again. as I was saying.
the other White Knight came and put it on. that I was looking rather thoughtful ?’ ‘You were a little grave.’ Now. ‘so I can't tell for certain — but I'm afraid it would be a little hard. if I fell off the horse. When I used to wear it. I suppose you'd be over when that was done. ’ Alice said politely. that Alice changed the subject hastily. ’ Alice said thoughtfully : ’but don't you think it would be rather hard ?’ ‘I haven't tried it yet. I said to myself ‘The only difficulty is with the feet : the head is high enough already. before I could get out again. ’ said the Knight. just then I was inventing a new way of getting over a gate — would you like to hear it ?’ ‘Very much indeed. So I had a very little way to fall. ’ he said .you noticed. ’ said Alice. ‘Is that you invention too ?’ The Knight looked down proudly at his helmet. gravely .’ ‘Yes. ‘Well. you see — them I'm over.’ – 107 – . first I put my head on the top of the gate — then the head's high enough — then I stand on my head — then the feet are high enough. you see — But there was the danger of falling into it. ‘but I've invented a better one than that — like a sugar-loaf. ‘What a curious helmet you've got !’ she said cheerfully. you see. which hung from the saddle.’ He looked so vexed at the idea. ’ the Knight said. ‘You see. That happened to me once — and the worst of it was. ‘I'll tell you how I came to think of it. He thought it was his own helmet. ‘Yes. the last time you picked me up. to be sure. it always touched the ground directly.
very seriously.’ ‘How can you go on talking so quietly. head downwards ?’ Alice asked. In fact. The Knight looked surprised at the question. she was much relieved to hear that he was talking on in his usual tone. ‘I'm afraid you must have hurt him.’ – 108 – . I can assure you !’ he said. though she could see nothing but the soles of his feet. and fell headlong into a deep ditch. Alice ran to the side of the ditch to look for him. ’ was inventing a new pudding during the meatcourse. ’ she said in a trembling voice. ‘And then he took the helmet off again — but it took hours and hours to get me out.’ ‘I had to kick him. ‘It was all kinds of fastness with me. However. and laid him in a heap on the bank. and she was afraid that he really was hurt this time. too. ‘All kinds of fastness. as she dragged him out by the feet. the more head-downwards I am.’ ‘Now the cleverest thing of the sort that I ever did. She was rather startled by the fall. and instantly rolled out of the saddle. The Knight shook his head. you know. ’ being on the top of his head. ’ he went on after a pause. ’ he repeated : ’but it was careless of him to put another man's helmet on — with the man in it. I was as fast as — as lightning. ‘What does it matter where my body happens to be ?’ he said. as for some time he had kept on very well. ’ the Knight said.’ ‘But that's a different kind of fastness. He raised his hands in some excitement as he said this. ’ Alice objected. the more I keep inventing new things. of course.The Knight looked so solemn about it that Alice did not dare to laugh. ‘My mind goes on working all the same.
holding his head down. not the next day. certainly not the next course. certainly !' ‘Well. ’ the Knight said in a slow thoughtful tone : ’no.‘In time to have it cooked for the next course ?’ said Alice. quite eagerly : ’but you've no idea what a difference it makes. I suppose you wouldn't have two pudding-courses in one dinner ?’ ‘Well. In fact.’ – 109 – . that was quick work. and his voice getting lower and lower. I don't believe that pudding ever will be cooked ! And yet it was a very clever pudding to invent.’ ‘Then it would have to be the next day. not the next course. ’ he went on. ’ I don't believe that pudding ever was cooked ! In fact. ‘You are sad. ’ the Knight said in an anxious tone : ’let me sing you a song to comfort you. ‘That wouldn't be very nice. ’ the Knight answered with a groan. ‘Well. mixing it with other things — such as gunpowder and sealing-wax. for the poor Knight seemed quite low-spirited about it.’ They had just come to the end of the wood. Alice could only look puzzled : she was thinking of the pudding. ’ the Knight repeated as before : ’not the next day. ’ he interrupted. I'm afraid –' ‘Not very nice alone. hoping to cheer him up. ‘It began with blotting-paper. And here I must leave you.’ ‘What did you mean it to be made of ?’ Alice asked.
’ So saying. very beautiful. trying to feel interested. The name really is ‘The Aged Aged Man’. ’ the Knight said. and with a faint – 110 – .‘Is it very long ?’ Alice asked. for the Knight had made a sudden pause. Everybody that hears me sing it — either it brings the tears into their eyes. or else –' ‘Or else what ?’ said Alice. ‘That's what the name is called. looking a little vexed. ‘Or else it doesn't. ‘No. he stopped his horse and let the reins fall on its neck : then. ‘The song really is ‘Asitting On a Gate’ : and the tune's my own invention. what is the song. you oughtn't : that's quite another thing ! The song is called ‘Ways and Means’ : but that's only what it's called. ’ but it's very. ‘No. who was by this time completely bewildered.’ ‘Then I ought to have said ‘That's what the song is called’ ?’ Alice corrected herself. ‘It's long. ’ said the Knight. ’ the Knight said. The name of the song is called ‘Haddocks’ Eyes’. you don't understand. is it ?’ Alice said. you know !' ‘Well.’ ‘Oh. ‘I was coming to that. that's the name of the song. then ?’ said Alice. slowly beating time with one hand. for she had heard a good deal of poetry that day. you know.
‘Who sail on stormy seas .smile lighting up his gentle foolish face. – 111 – . I can no more’. cropping the grass at her feet — and the black shadows of the forest behind — all this she took in like a picture. to the melancholy music of the song. this was the one that she always remembered most clearly. he began. watching the strange pair. ‘But the tune isn't his own invention. and listening. as if he enjoyed the music of his song. Like water through a sieve.’ She stood and listened very attentively. with the reins hanging loose on his neck. as if it had been only yesterday — the mild blue eyes and kindly smile of the Knight — the setting sun gleaming through his hair. but no tears came into her eyes. ‘ he said. she leant against a tree. and shining on his armour in a blaze of light that quite dazzled her — the horse quietly moving about. ‘I'll tell thee everything I can : There's little to relate. Years afterwards she could bring the whole scene back again. with one hand shading her eyes. in a half-dream. And sell them in the street. Of all the strange things that Alice saw in her journey Through The Looking-Glass. A-sitting on a gate. I saw an aged aged man. ‘Who are you. ’ she said to herself : ’it's ‘I give thee all. I sell them unto men. aged man ?’ I said. as. ‘And how is it you live ?’ And his answer trickled through my head. He said ‘I look for butterflies That sleep among the wheat : I make them into mutton-pies.
‘And what it is you do !’ He said ‘I hunt for haddocks’ eyes Among the heather bright. having no reply to give To what the old man said. ‘ I cried. And these I do not sell for gold – 112 – . And always use so large a fan That they could not be seen. I shook him well from side to side. And so go on from day to day Getting a little fatter. I set it in a blaze . And when I find a mountain-rill. if you please.And that's the way I get my bread – A trifle. His accents mild took up the tale : He said ‘I go my ways. So.’ But I was thinking of a way To feed oneself on batter. Until his face was blue : ‘Come. And thence they make a stuff they call Rowlands’ Macassar-Oil – Yet twopence-halfpenny is all They give me for my toil. tell me how you live !’ And thumped him on the head. And work them into waistcoat-buttons In the silent night. tell me how you live.’ But I was thinking of a plan To dye one's whiskers green. I cried ‘Come.
Or coin of silvery shine. Whose face was very like a crow. And that's the way’ (he gave a wink) ‘By which I get my wealth– And very gladly will I drink Your Honour's noble health. for I had just Completed my design To keep the Menai bridge from rust By boiling it in wine. And now. But for a copper halfpenny. all aglow. like cinders. whose speech was slow Whose hair was whiter than the snow. – 113 – . But chiefly for his wish that he Might drink my noble health. for it reminds me so Of that old man I used to know– Whose look was mild. ‘I sometimes dig for buttered rolls. And that will purchase nine. With eyes. if e'er by chance I put My fingers into glue. I weep. Or set limed twigs for crabs : I sometimes search the grassy knolls For wheels of Hansom-cabs. Or if I drop upon my toe A very heavy weight. Or madly squeeze a right-hand foot Into a left-hand shoe. I thanked him much for telling me The way he got his wealth.’ I heard him then.
and then she waved her handkerchief to him. ‘There he goes ! Right on his head as usual ! However. After the fourth or fifth tumble he reached the turn. you see. I expect. You'll wait and wave your handkerchief when I get to that turn in the road ! I think it'll encourage me.’ So they shook hands.’ ‘I hope so. Who rocked his body to and fro. ’ Alice said to herself. he gathered up the reins. As if his mouth were full of dough. he gets on again pretty easily– that comes of having so many things hung round the horse–’ So she went on talking to herself. Who snorted like a buffalo– That summer evening long ago. and to be a Queen ! How grand it sounds !’ A very few steps brought her to the edge of – 114 – . first on one side and then on the other. as she turned to run down the hill : ’and now for the last brook. ’ down the hill and over that little brook. ’ said Alice : ’and thank you very much for coming so far–and for the song–I liked it very much. ’ she said. as she stood watching him. ’ the Knight said doubtfully : ’but you didn't cry so much as I thought you would. ‘I shan't be long. and the Knight tumbling off. ‘You've only a few yards to go. ’ he said. and turned his horse's head along the road by which they had come. and then the Knight rode slowly away into the forest.’ As the Knight sang the last words of the ballad. and then you'll be a Queen–But you'll stay and see me off first ?’ he added as Alice turned with an eager look in the direction to which he pointed. ‘I hope it encouraged him. ‘It won't take long to see him off. And muttered mumblingly and low. as she watched the horse walking leisurely along the road. and waited till he was out of sight.Who seemed distracted with his woe.’ ‘Of course I'll wait. A-sitting on a gate.
‘The Eighth Square at last !’ she cried as she bounded across. **** and threw herself down to rest on a lawn as soft as moss.the brook. with little flowerbeds dotted about it here and there. and set in on her lap to make out what it could possibly be. as she lifted it off. ‘But how can it have got there without my knowing it ?’ she said to herself. how glad I am to get here ! And what is this on my head ?’ she exclaimed in a tone of dismay. that fitted tight all around her head. as she put her hands up to something very heavy. – 115 – . It was a golden crown. ‘Oh.
there would be no harm. this is grand !’ said Alice. would you tell me–’ she began. ’ and if I really am a Queen.’ Everything was happening so oddly that she didn't feel a bit surprised at finding the Red Queen and the White Queen sitting close to her. ‘Please. in asking if the game was over. as she was afraid that the crown might come off : but she comforted herself with the thought that there was nobody to see her. you know !' So she got up and walked about–rather stiffly just at first. – 116 – . However. ‘I never expected I should be a Queen so soon–and I'll tell you what it is. one on each side : she would have liked very much to ask them how they came there. she thought. ’ she said as she sat down again. in a severe tone (she was always rather fond of scolding herself).CHAPTER IX QUEEN ALICE ‘WELL. ’ she went on. looking timidly at the Red Queen. but she feared it would not be quite civil. ’ I shall be able to manage it quite well in time. ’ It'll never do for you to be lolling about on the grass like that ! Queens have to be dignified. your Majesty.
’ – 117 – . ‘That's just what I complain of ! You should have meant ! What do you suppose is the use of a child without any meaning ? Even a joke should have some meaning–and a child's more important than a joke. wringing her hands. so that–' ‘Ridiculous !’ cried the Queen. ‘Oh. The two Queens looked at each other. ’ and if you only spoke when you were spoken to. and the Red Queen remarked. ‘But if everybody obeyed that rule. suddenly changed the subject of the conversation. child–’ here she broke off with a frown. ’ said Alice. but the Red Queen interrupted her impatiently. the better. don't you see.’ ‘I only said ‘if’ !’ poor Alice pleaded in a piteous tone.‘Speak when you're spoken to !’ the Queen sharply interrupted her. you know. ‘Why. ’ She says she only said ‘if’–' ‘But she said a great deal more than that !’ the White Queen moaned. And the sooner we begin it. ‘Always speak the truth–think before you speak–and write it down afterwards. ever so much more than that !' ‘So you did. with a little shudder. and the other person always waited for you to begin. ‘What do you mean by ‘If you really are a Queen’ ? What right have you to call yourself so ? You can't be a Queen. I hope. till you've passed the proper examination.’ ‘I'm sure I didn't mean–’ Alice was beginning. you see nobody would ever say anything. You couldn't deny that. who was always ready for a little argument. after thinking for a minute. you know. even if you tried with both hands. ’ the Red Queen said to Alice. and.
’ ‘She's in that state of mind'.’ – 118 – . I think I ought to invite the guests. ‘I said you couldn't if you tried. ’ Alice objected. ‘but. and things of that sort. if there is to be one. and said ‘And I invite you. vicious temper.‘I don't deny things with my hands.’ The White Queen smiled feebly.’ ‘We gave you the opportunity of doing it. ’ said Alice. ‘Lessons teach you to do sums. and then there was an uncomfortable silence for a minute or two. to the White Queen. The Red Queen broke the silence by saying. ’ the Red Queen remarked . ’ the Red Queen remarked . ’ said the Red Queen.’ ‘I didn't know I was to have a party at all.’ ‘Manners are not taught in lessons. ’ said Alice . said the White Queen ‘that she wants to deny something–only she doesn't know what to deny !' ‘A nasty. ’ I invite you to Alice's dinner-party this afternoon. ‘but I daresay you've not had many lessons in manners yet. ‘Nobody said you did.
of course.‘Can you do Addition ?’ the White Queen asked. ’ Can you do Subtraction ? Take nine from eight.’ ‘Nine from eight I can't. as usual. ‘I lost count. ‘The dog would lose its temper. ‘What's one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one ?’ ‘I don't know.’ ‘She can't do Addition.’ ‘Wrong. ‘Can you do Division ? Divide a loaf by a knife–what's the answer to that ?’ ‘I suppose–’ Alice was beginning. ’ the Red Queen interrupted. look here !’ the Red Queen cried. but the Red Queen answered for her. ‘The bone wouldn't remain. if I took it–and the dog wouldn't remain : it would come to bite me– and I'm sure I shouldn't remain !' ‘Then you think nothing would remain ?’ said the Red Queen. ’ said the White Queen. wouldn't it ?’ – 119 – . ‘I think that's the answer. Try another Subtraction sum. Take a bone from a dog : what remains ?’ Alice considered. you know. ’ Alice replied very readily : ’but–' ‘She can't do Subtraction. ’ said Alice. ’ said the Red Queen : ’the dog's temper would remain. of course.’ ‘But I don't see how–' ‘Why. ‘Bread-and-butter.
’ the White Queen whispered : ’we'll often say it over together. ’ Alice replied cautiously.’ Here the Red Queen began again. ’ she said. ‘To be sure. don't be discouraged. for she didn't like being found fault with so much. ‘Then if the dog went away. The Queen gasped and shut her eyes. ‘You take some flour–' ‘Where do you pick the flower ?’ the White Queen asked : ’In a garden or in the hedges ?’ – 120 – . ‘So do I. Alice said.‘Perhaps it would. ‘How is bread made ?’ ‘I know that !’ Alice cried eagerly. turning suddenly on the White Queen. ’ said Alice. its temper would remain !’ the Queen exclaimed triumphantly. ‘Can you do sums ?’ Alice said. ‘I can do Addition. And I'll tell you a secret–I can read words of one letter ! Isn't that grand ? However. with great emphasis. ’ if you give me time–but I can't do Subtraction under any circumstances !' ‘Of course you know your ABC ?’ said the Red Queen.’ But she couldn't help thinking to herself ‘What dreadful nonsense we are talking !' ‘She can't do sums a bit !’ the Queens said together. ‘Can you answer useful questions ?’ she said. dear. I do. as gravely as she could. ’ They might go different ways. You'll come to it in time.
But the Red Queen drew herself up rather stiffly. no !’ she hastily corrected herself. ‘Who ever said it was ?’ said the Red Queen. this time.‘Well. it isn't picked at all. ’ Alice said very decidedly. ’ Alice replied gravely.’ So they set to work and fanned her with bunches of leaves. Alice thought she saw a way out of the difficulty. ‘She's all right again now. till she had to beg them to leave off. ’ Queens never make bargains.’ – 121 – . ‘Don't let us quarrel. ’ said the Red Queen. ‘If you'll tell me what language ‘fiddle-de-dee’ is. ‘You mustn't leave out so many things. I'll tell you the French for it !’ she exclaimed triumphantly. ’ is the thunder–no. it blew her hair about so. ‘She'll be feverish after so much thinking. ’ Alice thought to herself.’ ‘Fan her head !’ the Red Queen anxiously interrupted. ’ Alice explained : ’it's ground–' ‘How many acres of ground ?’ said the White Queen. ’ the White Queen said in an anxious tone. for she felt quite certain about this. and said.’ ‘I wish Queens never asked questions. ‘Do you know Languages ? What's the French for fiddle-de-dee ?’ ‘Fiddle-de-dee's not English. ‘What is the cause of lightning ?’ ‘The cause of lightning. ‘I meant the other way.
‘It's too late to correct it, ’ said the Red Queen : ’when you've once said a thing, that fixes it, and you must take the consequences.’ ‘Which reminds me–’ the White Queen said, looking down and nervously clasping and unclasping her hands, ’ we had such a thunderstorm last Tuesday–I mean one of the last set of Tuesdays, you know.’ Alice was puzzled. ‘In our country, ’ she remarked, ’ there's only one day at a time.’ The Red Queen said ‘That's a poor thin way of doing things. Now here, we mostly have days and nights two or three at a time, and sometimes in the winter we take as many as five nights together–for warmth, you know.’ ‘Are five nights warmer than one night, then ?’ Alice ventured to ask. ‘Five times as warm, of course.’ ‘But they should be five times as cold, by the same rule–' ‘Just so !’ cried the Red Queen. ‘Five times as warm, and five times as cold–just as I'm five times as rich as you are, and five times as clever !' Alice sighed and gave it up. ‘It's exactly like a riddle with no answer !’ she thought. ‘Humpty Dumpty saw it too, ’ the White Queen went on in a low voice, more as if she were talking to herself. ‘He came to the door with a corkscrew in his hand–' ‘What did he want ?’ said the Red Queen.
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‘He said he would come in, ’ the White Queen went on, ’ because he was looking for a hippopotamus. Now, as it happened, there wasn't such a thing in the house, that morning.’ ‘Is there generally ?’ Alice asked in an astonished tone. ‘Well, only on Thursdays, ’ said the Queen. ‘I know what he came for, ’ said Alice : ’he wanted to punish the fish, because–' Here the White Queen began again. ‘It was such a thunderstorm, you can't think !’ (‘She never could, you know, ’ said the Red Queen.) ‘And part of the roof came off, and ever so much thunder got in–and it went rolling round the room in great lumps–and knocking over the tables and things–till I was so frightened, I couldn't remember my own name !' Alice thought to herself ‘I never should try to remember my name in the middle of an accident ! Where would be the use of it ?’ but she did not say this aloud, for fear of hurting the poor Queen's feelings. ‘Your Majesty must excuse her, ’ the Red Queen said to Alice, taking one of the White Queen's hands in her own, and gently stroking it : ’she means well, but she can't help saying foolish things as a general rule.’ The White Queen looked timidly at Alice, who felt she ought to say something kind, but really couldn't think of anything at the moment. ‘She never was really well brought up, ’ the Red Queen went on : ’but it's amazing how good-tempered she is ! Pat her on the
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head, and see how pleased she'll be !’ But this was more than Alice had courage to do. ‘A little kindness–and putting her hair in papers–would do wonders with her–' The White Queen gave a deep sigh, and laid her head on Alice's shoulder. ‘I am so sleepy !’ she moaned. ‘She's tired, poor thing !’ said the Red Queen. ‘Smooth her hair–lend her your nightcap–and sing her a soothing lullaby.’ ‘I haven't got a nightcap with me, ’ said Alice, as she tried to obey the first direction : ’and I don't know any soothing lullabies.’ ‘I must do it myself, then, ’ said the Red Queen, and she began : ‘Hush-a-by lady, in Alice's lap ! Till the feast's ready, we've time for a nap. When the feast's over, we'll go to the ball– Red Queen, and White Queen, and Alice, and all ! ‘And now you know the words, ’ she added, as she put her head down on Alice's other shoulder, ’ just sing it through to me. I'm getting sleepy, too.’ In another moment both Queens were fast asleep, and snoring loud.
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and she listened so eagerly that. ’ thought Alice. got up and hobbled slowly towards her : he was dressed in bright yellow. and then the other. and the other ‘Servants’ Bell'. as first one round head. that any one had to take care of two Queens asleep at once ! No. – 125 – . over which were the words ‘QUEEN ALICE’ in large letters. because there never was more than one Queen at a time. There ought to be one marked ‘Queen’.‘What am I to do ?’ exclaimed Alice. one was marked ‘Visitors’ Bell'. but at last a very old Frog. She was standing before an arched doorway. and lay like a heavy lump in her lap. ‘I don't think it ever happened before. who was sitting under a tree. looking about in great perplexity. she hardly missed them. not in all the History of England–it couldn't. when the two great heads suddenly vanished from her lap. ’ and then I'll ring the–the–which bell must I ring ?’ she went on. and on each side of the arch there was a bell-handle . Alice knocked and rang in vain for a long time . rolled down from her shoulder. and a creature with a long beak put its head out for a moment and said ‘No admittance till the week after next !’ and shut the door again with a bang. ‘I'm not a visitor. ‘I'll wait till the song's over. and I'm not a servant. you heavy things !’ she went on in an impatient tone . you know–' Just then the door opened a little way. very much puzzled by the names. and sounded more like a tune : at last she could even make out words. The snoring got more distinct every minute. you know. and had enormous boots on. Do wake up. but there was no answer but a gentle snoring.
as if he were trying whether the paint would come off : then he looked at Alice. of course !’ The Frog looked at the door with his large dull eyes for a minute : then he went nearer and rubbed it with his thumb. doesn't I ?’ the Frog went on. ‘What's it been asking of ?’ He was so hoarse that Alice could scarcely hear him. ‘I don't know what you mean. ‘This door. ‘Or are you deaf ? What did it ask you ?’ – 126 – . ‘I speaks English. ‘Where's the servant whose business it is to answer the door ?’ she began angrily. Alice turned round.‘What is it. Alice almost stamped with irritation at the slow drawl in which he spoke. now ?’ the Frog said in a deep hoarse whisper. ‘To answer the door ?’ he said. ’ she said. ‘Which door ?’ said the Frog. ready to find fault with anybody.
and the same shrill voice sang another verse : ‘O Looking-Glass creatures. a favour to hear : ‛Tis a privilege high to have dinner and tea Along with the Red Queen. you know.‘Nothing !’ Alice said impatiently. the White Queen. And sprinkle the table with buttons and bran : Put cats in the coffee. and a shrill voice was heard singing : ‘To the Looking-Glass world it was Alice that said ‘I've a sceptre in hand. ‘You let it alone. ‘Wexes it. ‘I've been knocking at it !' ‘Shouldn't do that–shouldn't do that–’ the Frog muttered. and Alice thought to herself ‘Thirty times three makes ninety. and me ! ‘ Then came the chorus again : – 127 – . ’ and it'll let you alone.’ Then he went up and gave the door a kick with one of his great feet. and mice in the tea– And welcome Queen Alice with thirty-times-three !' Then followed a confused noise of cheering. ’ he panted out. the White Queen. I've a crown on my head. as he hobbled back to his tree. Let the Looking-Glass creatures. whatever they be Come and dine with the Red Queen. ’ draw near ! ‛Tis an honour to see me. I wonder if any one's counting ?’ In a minute there was silence again. you know.’ At this moment the door was flung open. ’ quoth Alice. and me !’' And hundreds of voices joined in the chorus : ‘Then fill up the glasses as quick as you can.
and Alice returned the bow. Alice glanced nervously along the table. ‘Alice–Mutton : Mutton–Alice. ‘You've missed the soup and fish. ‘I'm glad they've come without waiting to be asked. – 128 – . ’ said the Red Queen. Alice sat down in it. and noticed that there were about fifty guests. as she walked up the large hall. and there was a dead silence the moment she appeared. rather uncomfortable at the silence. ‘Put on the joint !’ And the waiters set a leg of mutton before Alice. and longing for some one to speak. as she had never had to carve a joint before. Or anything else that is pleasant to drink : Mix sand with the cider. of all kinds : some were animals. but the middle one was empty. that'll never be done ! I'd better go in at once–’ and in she went. and wool with the wine– And welcome Queen Alice with ninety-times-nine !’ ‘Ninety times nine !’ Alice repeated in despair. ‘You look a little shy : let me introduce you to that leg of mutton. ‘Oh. not knowing whether to be frightened or amused. and there were even a few flowers among them. some birds. ’ she said. At last the Red Queen began.’ The leg of mutton got up in the dish and made a little bow to Alice . who looked at it rather anxiously. ’ she thought : ’I should never have known who were the right people to invite !’ There were three chairs at the head of the table : the Red and White Queens had already taken two of them.‘Then fill up the glasses with treacle and ink.
however.‘May I give you a slice ?’ she said. Remove the joint !’ And the waiters carried it off. It was so large that she couldn't help feeling a little shy with it. May I give you some ?’ But the Red Queen looked sulky. However. ‘Certainly not. and growled ‘Pudding– Alice : Alice–Pudding. like a conjuring trick. and looking from one Queen to the other. ’ the Red Queen said. ‘or we shall get no dinner at all. as she had been with the mutton . she didn't see why the Red Queen should be the only one to give orders . and brought a large plumpudding in its place. rather hastily. very decidedly : ’it isn't etiquette to cut anyone you've been introduced to. Remove the pudding !’ and the waiters took it away so quickly that Alice couldn't return its bow. taking up the knife and fork. she conquered her shyness by a great effort. and cut a slice and handed it to the Red Queen. ‘I won't be introduced to the pudding. as an experiment. ’ Alice said. she called out ‘Waiter ! Bring back the pudding !’ and there it was again in a moment. so. please. – 129 – .
could have caught it.’ That is easy : a penny. a little frightened at finding that. all about here ?’ She spoke to the Red Queen. I think–every poem was about fishes in some way. suety sort of voice. ‘It would be such a treat ! May I ?’ ‘Please do. and stroked Alice's cheek. ‘Next. ‘As to fishes. the fish must be bought. very slowly and solemnly. you creature !' It spoke in a thick.’ That is easy : a baby. The White Queen laughed with delight. there was dead silence. I think. Shall she repeat it ?’ ‘Her Red Majesty's very kind to mention it. ‘her White Majesty knows a lovely riddle–all in poetry–all about fishes.‘What impertinence !’ said the Pudding. and Alice hadn't a word to say in reply : she could only sit and look at it and gasp. ’ Alice said very politely. putting her mouth close to Alice's ear. Then she began : ‘‘First. ’ the White Queen murmured into Alice's other ear. the moment she opened her lips. ’ said the Red Queen : ’it's ridiculous to leave all the conversation to the pudding !' ‘Do you know. would have bought it. whose answer was a little wide of the mark. ‘and it's a very curious thing. if I were to cut a slice out of you. ‘Make a remark. I think. – 130 – . Do you know why they're so fond of fishes. the fish must be caught. ‘I wonder how you'd like it. and all eyes were fixed upon her . in a voice like the cooing of a pigeon. ’ she said. ’ Alice began. I've had such a quantity of poetry repeated to me to-day.
we'll drink your health–Queen Alice's health !’ she screamed at the top of her voice. as Alice got up to do it. frowning at Alice as she spoke. ’ she whispered in reply. and began eagerly lapping up the gravy. and drank the wine as it ran off the edges of the table–and three of them (who looked like kangaroos) scrambled into the dish of roast mutton. very obediently. you know. ‘just like pigs in a trough !’ thought Alice. ‘Meanwhile. but a little frightened. and drank all that trickled down their faces–others upset the decanters. or dishcover the riddle ?’ ‘Take a minute to think about it. ‘Thank you very much. and then guess. ’ said the Red Queen. ’ the Red Queen said.’ – 131 – . ‘Let it lie in a dish !’ That is easy. ‘Bring it here ! Let me sup !’ It is easy to set such a dish on the table. ‘but I can do quite well without.‘Now cook me the fish !’ That is easy. ‘You ought to return thanks in a neat speech. Un-dish-cover the fish. ’ the White Queen whispered. that is so hard that I fear I'm unable ! For it holds it like glue– Holds the lid to the dish. and all the guests began drinking it directly. ‘We must support you. and very queerly they managed it : some of them put their glasses upon their heads like extinguishers. while it lies in the middle : Which is easiest to do. and will not take more than a minute. because it already is in it. ‘Take the dish-cover up !’ Ah.
(‘And they did push so !’ she said afterwards. looking something like a bed of rushes with fireworks at the top. one on each side. The candles all grew up to the ceiling. ’ the Red Queen said very decidedly : so Alice tried to submit to it with a good grace. seizing Alice's hair with both her hands. ‘I rise to return thanks–’ Alice began : and she really did rise as she spoke. but she got hold of the edge of the table. when she was telling her sister the history of the feast. as well as she could in the dreadful confusion that was beginning. and managed to pull herself down again. that they nearly lifted her up into the air. – 132 – . As to the bottles. went fluttering about in all directions : ’and very like birds they look. with forks for legs. ‘You would have thought they wanted to squeeze me flat !') In fact it was rather difficult for her to keep in her place while she made her speech : the two Queens pushed her so. which they hastily fitted on as wings. and so. several inches . they each took a pair of plates. ‘Something's going to happen !' And then (as Alice afterwards described it) all sorts of things happened in a moment. ’ Alice thought to herself.‘That wouldn't be at all the thing. ‘Take care of yourself !’ screamed the White Queen.
before she disappeared into the soup. ‘Here I am !’ cried a voice from the soup tureen. instead of the Queen. and beckoning to her impatiently to get out of its way. Already several of the guests were lying down in the dishes. but. – 133 – . and turned to see what was the matter with the White Queen . There was not a moment to be lost. there was the leg of mutton sitting in the chair.At this moment she heard a hoarse laugh at her side. and the soup-ladle was walking up the table towards Alice's chair. and Alice turned again. just in time to see the Queen's broad good-natured face grinning at her for a moment over the edge of the tureen.
’ she repeated. guests and candles came crashing down together in a heap on the floor. dishes. ’ she went on. which was trailing behind her. but she was far too much excited to be surprised at anything now. catching hold of the little creature in the very act of jumping over a bottle which had just lighted upon the table. that I will !’ – 134 – . and was now on the table. as she jumped up and seized the tablecloth with both hands : one good pull. At any other time. whom she considered as the cause of all the mischief–but the Queen was no longer at her side–she had suddenly dwindled down to the size of a little doll.‘I can't stand this any longer !’ she cried. Alice would have felt surprised at this. ‘And as for you. ‘I'll shake you into a kitten. and plates. merrily running round and round after her own shawl. turning fiercely upon the Red Queen. ‘As for you.
and shook her backwards and forwards with all her might. and her eyes got large and green : and still. as Alice went on shaking her.CHAPTER X SHAKING SHE took her off the table as she spoke. she kept on growing shorter–and fatter–and softer–and rounder–and– – 135 – . The Red Queen made no resistance whatever : only her face grew very small.
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and put the kitten and the Queen to look at each other. ’ Alice said. looking over her shoulder at the White Kitten. Kitty–all through the Looking-glass world.CHAPTER XII WHICH DREAMED IT ? ‘YOUR Red Majesty shouldn't purr so loud. and pretended not to see it : but it looked a little ashamed of itself. rubbing her eyes. clapping her hands triumphantly. – 137 – . remember !’ And she caught it up and gave it one little kiss. It saves time. when she was explaining the thing afterwards to her sister : ’it turned away its head. which was still patiently undergoing its toilet. ‘If they would only purr for ‘yes’. respectfully. ’ so that one could keep up a conversation ! But how can you talk with a person if they always say the same thing ?’ On this occasion the kitten only purred : and it was impossible to guess whether it meant ‘yes’ or ‘no'. they always purr. ‘And curtsey while you're thinking what to–what to purr. and mew for ‘no’. ‘Now. or any rule of that sort. ’ just in honour of its having been a Red Queen. dear ?’ It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that.’ ‘Snowdrop. whatever you say to them. Kitty !’ she cried. yet with some severity. ’ she said.’) ‘Sit up a little more stiffly. my pet !’ she went on. dear !’ Alice cried with a merry laugh. and addressing the kitten. ‘she had said. So Alice hunted among the chessmen on the table till she had found the Red Queen : then she went down on her knees on the hearth-rug. ‘Confess that was what you turned into !' (‘But it wouldn't look at it. so I think it must have been the Red Queen. ‘You woke me out of oh ! such a nice dream ! And you've been along with me. Did you know it.
‘By the way. if only you'd been really with me in my dream. all about fishes ! Tomorrow morning you shall have a real treat. there was one thing you would have enjoyed–I had such a quantity of poetry said to me. This is a serious question. my dear ! ‘Now. let's consider who it was that dreamed it all. with one elbow on the rug. ‘Tell me. and you should not go on licking your paw like that–as if Dinah hadn't washed you this morning ! You see. my dear.–Dinah ! Do you know that you're scrubbing a White Queen ? Really. to watch the kittens. I wonder ?’ she prattled on. of course–but then I was part of his – 138 – . and her chin in her hand. Kitty. Kitty. you'd better not mention it to your friends just yet.’ when will Dinah have finished with your White Majesty. I'll repeat ‘The Walrus and the Carpenter’ to you . He was part of my dream. did you turn to Humpty Dumpty ? I think you did–however. as she settled comfortably down. All the time you're eating your breakfast. I wonder ? That must be the reason you were so untidy in my dream. Kitty. Dinah. for I'm not sure. it must have been either me or the Red King. it's most disrespectful of you !' ‘And what did Dinah turn to. and then you can make believe it's oysters.
Still she haunts me. Dreaming as the summers die : Ever drifting down the stream – Lingering in the golden gleam – Life. Eager eye and willing ear. Lovingly shall nestle near. phantom wise. and pretended it hadn't heard the question.dream. In a Wonderland they lie. beneath a sunny sky Lingering onward dreamily In an evening of July – Children three that nestle near. Kitty. so you ought to know–Oh. Which do you think it was ? A BOAT. Dreaming as the days go by. Pleased a simple tale to hear – Long has paled that sunny sky : Echoes fade and memories die : Autumn frosts have slain July. do help to settle it ! I'm sure your paw can wait !’ But the provoking kitten only began on the other paw. too ! Was it the Red King. Kitty ? You were his wife. what is it but a dream ? – 139 – . Children yet. Alice moving under skies Never seen by waking eyes. my dear. the tale to hear. Eager eye and willing ear.
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