The Wisdom of Glen Kelly

“Glen Kelly: God’s gift to the working woman”

“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember what you said”

“Clean clothes and folding dough”

“She picked a lemon in the orchard of love”

“If love is blind, marriage is an eye opener”

“My dad asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told him I wanted something to wear and something to play with, so he got me a pair of pants with a hole in the pocket”

“You’re a hell of a man Kelly”

“In my day, I was considered quite a catch”

“Make sure you thank them; it’s a sign of good breeding”

“Her pants were so tight that if she had a dime in her pocket you could tell if it was heads or tails”

the same is written on the gates of Hell” .“Hit him again. you’re lucky enough” “I could cut my heart out and fry it for you and you still wouldn’t be satisfied” “When you drink from a well. tell them to mark off a spot because you’re all a** to me” “A blind squirrel gets an acorn every once in a while” “If horses were wishes. you can’t hurt him” “I’m sweating like a young fat girl writing her first love letter” “If you’re lucky enough to be Irish. He’s Irish. remember the man who dug it” “When someone tells you to kiss their a**. wrote it well. beggars would ride” “I’d go through hell and halfway through Georgia for you” “Kellys aren’t quitters” “No Irish need apply: whoever wrote it.

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