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1Joke Book

1Joke Book

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Published by: ru69rager on Oct 25, 2011
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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in

a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey

has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if

you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman

hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you

to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders

from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country

I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch."


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