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One for the Ladies

One for the Ladies

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One for the ladies

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
e yelled back, " !ni"ersity of Oklahoma "
#nd they say blondes are dumb...
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# couple is lying in bed. $he man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
$he woman replies, "I%ll miss you..."
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"It%s &ust too hot to wear clothes today," 'ack says as he stepped out
of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I
mowed the lawn like this?"
"(robably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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)* What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensiti"e man?
#* # rumor
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# man and his wife, now in their +,%s, were celebrating their -,th
wedding anni"ersary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and
said that because they had been so good that each one of them could ha"e
one wish
$he wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh. Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
$he man wished for a female companion 0, years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety...
1otta lo"e that fairy.
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2ear 3ord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man4 3o"e to forgi"e him4 #nd
(atience for his moods. 5ecause, 3ord, if I pray for Strength, I%ll beat
him to death.
#678
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)* Why do little boys whine?
#* $hey are practicing to be men.
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)* What do you call a handcuffed man?
#* $rustworthy.
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)* What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?
#* 9ou did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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)* Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
#* It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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)* ow do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
#* :ename the mail folder "Instruction 6anuals"
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