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"1 jlJSl ~5a[~11m gett!ln:g !!! blow .~:O:b his !OO[Ji'!" I~I"!
IE-:o._"IRll:i 2.

"tJsa says· l'nnil tOQ bigl kfr Iiile:r
to :Q1~ve ITIliH.!' Ibiowjob:5h ..

• Niote Uta! oti!r ratil1i191 s'f$tl!!rn, i!';; 'o:Im,plil!!lClv
Siubjedifve,. !liS; d~i!ref;lt;

IP~ople mll'!!Yret'e !:]he ~!!~
lil'ndl

(!](pres:s~on5.diff,erentlry.

X:B
Copyr'ghted maleria'

A Face On!ly .A Moth,er CC,II,dd Love -----

!iI.

YOU! ~iiliil.!:ly' alse hear '"a face, tlh,al[ cou:l:dI stop .. clodk. Qr '~a fac:etili1!lllt CQIJ~dcradl!:; ill
n

mirr('w.'"
EXAHP.I.E::I,

"'lDld you see tli'lalt g'llIV'? Now trh!rt.~sa fo1li:ll! ,ollly a matlln.e'i" (louie! llove,,"
EMMP:bEl

.~-A.Few Sanidwk:hes ~ - Short o.f A Ph:ntc

.

"I <lske,c: Lucy f(!rad!llOOI shesaMI J Md ;;I fa(eonlv m(l~rter «lil:j:i'dl iQ'I,i'~, How
rUljf!'~"

'burt:
III
~PI.f! ~.

~'Larryplays!t.ef!fiill:~lintli'le fa~ml, ~C'Ps a ~w sal'ldVil~dh,~s
:s;n,or:t;cf'
1E:v!JMP1lE 2

OJ p~Cr1l!~C:•."

"'J!'!ilnet if:!:j ,g ~~

~<'!Ii'idY!i)r!dJ:l:~

:s:~orl::of a pionl(i.if sl'iet1[jJifik5 · .~'ilIl paiY that mud! to';, ~.e;r

c.ar.·~

t
Copy ghtec!
'Tl('l'[

rial

A rarker
. .person who talksBIII'ot" A
EXRW1i!E 1.

AC/DC
A stu,piid person •
!ii~"""PIl.fil !i::liAr-I;~l

"'1:YS~OO
E~.2

iii ta~k~r. trut II)OW I.~. 1I'~st.ef! mere, .". to

be

"G~il1lgerli!;i ACIOC. :Sihle's attra:cted 1)01 both ime,n glnd
w:omeilil.'"

"IHeather ~gln't ,(lo I~Thath. W~hatg!1 CI~rheald
~N

EXAf-lP,"'" :1

"Jeff's. ata!lker, i didn't: Sily ;;I'!ii!ryt:hi~gla:!Iniighl!~'

'"M!l~are'l: is an airhead, ..~[ Wi$h l w~$Ar;tF)r;.~ ~tlen I
GI,liYf:O lib her b~C{lI;iI$eshe'$:

wOiJJh:1 !'nave more Ipeopte to, d~~e.,"
Abso-flLlck

pret,ty,. bli!:. she's !',eaHy d~,1!tm'b.,"
o Lea"nl Imore •••

ong -Iutolv

o IILe'arn more ...

'. This pihlras:e!refers
~E.]

to, thie

[HlNA: ~Do youwa'nt tal get
Illuflch;?"

two types of eleWical Cl.!rrent~",altefrn!tjng curreli1t"alnd"'dlreot eurrant."

• Womeo aFE!c~!IIed "aimealds:" Im.ore oft:~!fItlh<l1l1
men,

(:HIEl: "Abso~nnjklir1g~l!Jtely~1 rn."m :stafV~ng!" ~_~~:Ol NiElD:: ~Dil!~ '[fOU 111!ke t"'e
m,avl~e'?~

• The,e lis, I! famous rock
band ca~l~edIA·ClOC bUit as far-a:!> we know, they're not blsext,l;:!ll.

".,ltier;f! is ,al1994 movie ,~a'lledl Aidie,atfs iii'! whidii t:1'1I~eetup~d g:uys take s
li:onb'(l~IIIQI1f rad10 stati'on a, usilrll'91tal<~ 9 uns., ThH1!movie st~w~d Brend~n iFr~~r., St~ve al<J~(;emi • .I;!!1idAdll1!~1

Sa,nd!er ..
------------------

'GR!rnA;
"Abso·fuckjngl-~!utelyW [t was

9reat"~
o· LeBft1I more •••
!II

A d.isuse thats'lowlr,

AU Over' eadl Other
immu:ne
To, touch each otih:er constantlyi,n a s8xlual way".

demoys srdem,.
~"'J;;L! ~

,I! lpersonrs

In thIs; Ip:t'1lr,llse, ;:'(udkin~( IS
pliaced ~Inside~ile¥ilom

~albl~olut:eil'!(~ in:t~ns~fyit, to'
'I'

~1 WOLJlldnever have sex
Withoota
COndOiFf!,

!l'X~~JFiUll

lboecalu~

"'WIn~!i1 we filrst sta rte<l
dating, we WE!I1E! all 'OVl!!1i' each oliher. Now~'niIJludky if W~ "ave sex O.1i1I eel! Imonthl. .." ·
~F'~::!

IMr. Big' 01"1H.BO's ~elev~;sIOiI'1I senes ~Se'x and the {:lty~ oflier. used this plhra;Sie.

I'm afraid af getllllli'1:Q A]:[)IS. ~
~~~.L":l

iast year, Tih:~td~s~ase has
j.;i~,~:ed,S(),mIIfiIa~ypeo,pie,"

"IMV (aitih r;1i Q:ted fmml A~IDS

"'lMy metner

,!ilndtgfli'ler

are ail

over e,,~h 'ot!h~r! 1 hale it wher!they touchl each other linl froot Qf me,"

2

TUe 'SLANSMAN eUIOE 'TIO ,DIRTY EN~LISH Copyr·ghtcd materia'

APHRODISfAC

~j~~~:.~~

IiXAI1!"iIJE;2

,~I!iMJ'I~.i1:

ILl,S':O WU1H AI\i~

"Slocelom

~flit

~Q

,oollege,
I~

'"Hiy' father ,goes~peshiit:

Haviln:gl both male and fe<r:t'!tIlle Qh f.illraaeristies.
!',X~!ol~~e' ~

he looks am)r~lic,~s
,eatilr!9 alrnJVithi~g?"

oon't ~iea r:! my

if I room every

liiIight •. H'e yelJil'ed for ,aImost ani
Ititour last tjm.e:.~

"1IT1Ii'IaitLm~ til is andmg,y1l!OUS" He has a fem~illine face but a
j,

III

masculine bodiy' ."
!'),'!lI<1!"tili ..:

"'Alfilo!l'@,xia" is: a sllol11elilil!id form of the medical (and iit:icriilan'OJ'l!XiB
l1el'11n~.

Fleo:plewillht!~Js

prob!~m stQP eillth:iig lin
Qrder to, II~

Cc'Sam'Weiilir5 men's dothes. She Wi! lilts to appear
ilind U01;YinIQUs."

we~ght"

even

\!iilOOl!'!me}!' arnillread~'

,Anything whIch I"~H$ tbedu'IRfor"or 'the "nj:Q¥,rne:nt of~sex.
~ji~~

dan'ilerouS!1j~t thinl,

"rve never 'found an
ap:nltl''Od~siac tltiiltlt re::ll,lllyworks.

Andy Gump

A eshit

[ tr~edeMil'il91 Q)'stern ort~e." btJii~ II1...th~11i'I9 happen~d.~·
E'~~::l'

[1<i!I.!-1Pl!E :Ii

I~:(~""PII~ l.

"AMy Gi;lmp aiw~iV$ Ihi!!,sii'!'
1:lioe, N'@'~l~i[111,1;1, w~iNng;,"
E~)j!'iM!'ti1: :il

"Oonn~e WlenJt apeshitwli:l.e;r1ilrn
Ihit ihe!r wilfll tlhe football. She 100ed to pun {!III IIiiIilIV I~l~ QUit! ~ lif

ru l..u:1111 at'll:

belhind a tJiee ~,n5t.eCld f o

"lRnllle;n:Q,!5,tiers were .2!1i'I apil':lifCoolSil'!:cfor my Ilaist; gf;rUfifeod.,. She always wa[i!l~ to Ihay:e :S'@)lafter lridiog them."

"1 ~OV'E! gOO'ing to outdOOr
~r1:celi1l:s. burt: I 'can never find

Andv6l[Jmp,"

.~AndyGUlmp" is the nam@

'of Clcompany

tlilillit

ma,i(es

\'LET'S HAUL ASS OUT OF HERE.rtf
I

portabll~ tQilel:$.

I'

.Al1erexic Too thin.
~Pl.JJ;~

BRET Fuoi!:;i.ifl1YI SiliTH!cl5Shole Alii
j:list ~'Q.a,tedlain air bisru,iit ilrill

her~,~ltsrnelis~,"~,Iti!e! She !ooks
,PETER No. shit! Let's I~ulalss out of here lbefore 1 pu:k@'.

Fucking AI {r;t. 7'7) Asshole: (p. {~ FI~ lin ,.liF bilCYlft: No shit!
(11l'·.·134),

'(p,

oo:~,

'''c]$ C~!,rri~Ok;;!y?

CI!m,Qr~xic!..

1hi'LI1 lin «p.92) PUke (p•.l!SS~

1

_

3
Copyr·ghtcd materia'

A.ROUNDTHE NO.RLD
,~ So.m.e Ipeopll,1': tnin~
dlO(!O~atef cinlliil'a mO~JI ~"d oys~ter:5 ,"Ire rooaph rOO l~jiaiCS.,.

"'il'ihtis ls a nirerway
~~SS:~ (p,4)..

to ~y
~)[Mi'l!;,~

Around The World The act of kissinlthe ,enrt~te
body IbefoN!
E:Q._"'filll ].

.. We tool<: tihilSI!'!'Qifd (rom ~he B:r'!tish. :~~'~not used es often 0:1$. "C!~$,"

1

"Carsoll h~s ~ gre~t as~!.~. 1iQ'veto w1!l,t~h h1nnJwQ!lk ...
~JI!~P~:Ol

59.

As Shit

"My ass is hUJg·e!l: needl w'
exe~c:ise ,iUl1:ciIStcp eatilng ic.~

c~;eam,:~
1~"'j;M~l

.... Jeremy ~O\{,es:o '90al101imd t the wor~c:Ibefore 'Wehalj!\f:

"Y'ou're furHilV as sll::!liit:!"A,Jj1@'
YOIllf

., A ",de,. mean, or hl1tadn.g penon..
~to1f'Ui ~

1

a C<)11ii'1f1.edlialn?"
test [Iseasy as:shl~ll rm

€:oIJ'JU'IlE

:z
II!:X'-:_"1:1"l!1!:21
WiEl

"\G~or~a iSla!"! :ass whenshc's

"'I warnt 00 g'O .i;!Ii"(iH,Jind the
world betore
!!O\i>e yOYlr

[h,a,v~ sex. ]

!hIs

bOOy!'''

.gliJd I dldm't

:st!!Jdy

drunk. She alwii!ys~ ~ries:to kiTs!;my My,frlieli'ild.,.'~
6XA_M'~LI1i :l

last

ni9ihlt:!~'

"Zl'llk Arse
V§!1P'W[J"}I' .oIIIfro.ME

W(]ISClln ass befor·e he got m a Ii:li'led. He·~li'Isull:~dl womefl11' glill tlhee time. INow 11le"IS;

reaUy niee~"
'Df

'. Butt.
IIOO'IiHl'iLf.l

Havlnll no Interestl,"~ desire for~ HX.
!5~X:""~::lU1it

UIf Jeff tr.iestl:l' tom:h, [me:. ['[III kick him l,!11, e ;;llrse!" tlil
!;KAMI'i!.~.;;:.

Ass Backwards
11iI, tul!:W1I'Ong t order;

"[ thouglht Tobry was asexual

1J.li'ltillll saw him kiss: a gfn
yesterday_ ..
E(J!i.'Uj~JE2:

"'Naincy ~Ii,,;ped <llli'ildfell on her erse, It'~ ~ucky~(W 'her ~~t h:etf butt .~ $'0' big['t" •. A,rude, mealil,.
person,.
I f~Fl~~t

incorred•.
r;;y~"'~1Le: :I

Or

Irritating,

w,as as:e:xual. n's'so di'ffkult to, ha,ve: s@xllJal ,lIe~altionsl:ljps Uilese day.s,"
~I] wish 1

"\\('Q!IiJBsk,'lld~m'a, railoo Ib.efb:re yol.! d'~d tih·!!work? Th:t!t'sa,ss: ibackw,H'Cls! "
IE;:G*.MM.![l .2

"Wh!li!" i dLril[Jlk; WO ffi'i;lith alwho'"~ l"m an arsa, 1 a~waY5,
11r.s-ultmy rr~end:!i.""
!lK:(Al~~E :2

"Anr1ie~dtd ,~nl'~i5S Oi:lekw~~ds 1'ob of w1rJting the report, Slhe'lll1ave to, wrutE! ~!tagai!'!.~

"DOIII't !be "Iili!rse~,leaVE! thoseVl!:omii!I!f!~lon(! ;,;

~ Some people say "'bi!$$·

ac.kwanl:s·" ilost~ad of "a$S
IIlaC:kw,;;rrrd:s·~as

a, j.Oik.£i.

THE SLANGMAN'

GL.I!II'8 10 DIRIY

.ENG'USH
rneleria'

Copyr"ghtcd

ASS-FUCI( Ass Clown
A st'upl'd person.
~_AH~11
:1,

"Yo'l,l,spmed wine on, mr'y

shlltl1:., "{OiU as's; dawn!"
IEXAM~£::l

Am~;ca,n p;~, is
movie!" '-al

ill

glreaJt examJj:de loffih.e Atneric~n

'''teen

"En'il ~@

~san

ass, c10W,IiiI., Nil

'mQVi~ea~t ~~agers. and theirsE!)(j1i;J'!l11 relationships. IlnIA~cai!l PJe, fOyjf hll'gh $(1'1001!!enlors m~lkeal t!ea~~Wat~ th.~y'1lll each liIave se':!I:(for the 'tilffit. tw'!:iIiile:)1

one wants to be friends hlm,.~

V\i:I'th

befure

:tifii!eencill gf the: school

')i"C!:Ilr'•

ST;JfLER

"I
.' In ttl!!l' 11999' ImlOl¥ie Offlce' S,piiJce. :st<1r,!iing Rlon ILiviingshon and Jefilli1lifer An:lsten, the sing,et" Michael 18ol~onI~ Galled i!! "In o·tall,eCI1l,t dQ':'I!i!!I'li, .. ass '
I

say, why donit 'IOU

glUyS,

locate your dicks, remeve

ShlFio!k \lI!lIi'aIP~~t11fucking a lJIle~I~:'"

use

the

D'lck~p.!l6) Fluddng {p.

77}

I

I I

I

'

M,ICiI'!:I$ILLE
",And this one Umej,a,t btalr!di ~,mp. I :st;1JId<a flute: in my IPI.ISl!Y.'"'

Ass-hH;k.
To

have:

alnalsp.

I

nlM
"'E;.:icuse frU~~?" M1CH'EI1L1E "What,you dOO''tt'tiiink[ Ikfl!QW liiIowh'l, g:eti my.se!f .off? Hletlll~ that's what hgl~f,of band campi ~'$~seiir-ed! So, are we gonnCi ~w sQ(lI'll.'?'"

~~I!i_r.t;'LE' ],

"Ia,ss·;flldced! s!he~lalla,st night, I lik!!! it Ibe:tOOr thilln Il"eglUt~alr sex, 1i:i'iiJltiihe da,E!S",'t." !

Get aft {po 82) Hiln (pdlo'i)
~. ,~:p.,:l,6'9}

~'] rll:'E!lrdl that Thomas a:S$rillW;~J~d Glwl ~" me lpalik j1a'St !light, [ d,iido't "J~OW he wa:s ,g,ay'"

I[Oz tsMnging' With

C!

choir.]

ST1fLER "What dird yo liIoot:lks do ~o hlinml?N

OZ
"You c~me tJOsoo !liI1ielin I]ction?" ,snFLER "'(€ah, man, ,~.h~ you need t ~k your balll~ N~atta~hr~d!'"

S
Copyriphted materia'

Assihead
A pe~n who, Wiilldo an.ytblng to ma,ke other lpeople: like h'llln, Qr her"
~R!.~:t

"WOlman

'whotr'ade:lilsex for m:cmeyfa proRltute,.
IE~",I\i'W1!1E ~.

A, stulP:ld person.
E:(A"M~ ;~

"'Be

~~1~1!

SQmoeooe, wli~1

'"H!e,'Y'" a:S.S!head p!!Irk tJ'1ere'l'"
E:G.i'iF\Li: :.:

j '1"00

can't

"K;;;Irgl bakled a cake for her te'ilc'helfagain .Slh,e's sll,ch an
aS5~kis$eli'! ,"

tlmil'nk

yo~.tre~fi"IIilt$:;;:·'peddle. if '·N:ea~ punched

youwear~llti:~lt cheap dress!"
:~),',tJ4P11.~

i

Imy father ia!st n~9ht. 'What~ an aoSst"ie:ad!'"

E~_MFIi.~l

"If I dOfi''tget I~:;,oney ~
~ss-1<15ser'~ I'll M\!'e~o I~a'm:e a'Ii'l'

nl~

"Don't b~ an

'iol;Jll',U 'get the prcmotT~n if you d!eserv,e lit SuyalillQI IUIn(:!h for the boss WQ!Il't make ,I!I dllfieloonce'. ,"

O)!s~&pedd],E!ir!"
,0 UiU\!'I1 lmore •••

'" YOi~ ITI;ayailso

~S(Jmea,s:;;:" es
iii

he'llr ~peddle ~fI~I 5o'11W iliiin~

YIOU malV ,aliso hel;1lr ~'a$~·,li(;k!er""s in '~")er.ry Imas; bei:1'lI "llil ,~!1;$~lid<erfor '1!'E!aFS~blilt ~l!l!:!$tin Ii'lai$irl't g,QUra;nla ~~5e•. ~

p@id!dli!1!QI $Ome (ISiS il'(!S:t niglllt."

f'I(_.I(i'!~~ ~

"6alret'lil: putt:'! bottle: il~h!i5 assh{J!I'e..aM no.w he CCli!l't gf::t it m.lt!"
G!(~~~ ~

"No"
To ,punish.

ym.!!1

can't put
N

yQ'LlIII"

p.ef~[:S

liin m'Ya;55ho~e!

Ass Man A, man who ispl'il:marily' ilHracteci lowomElIlIf.5 'or men":s Ibulb.
E:U.M"""E]

IEXAJoI!"'::lI!!i l.

'•. A nu:ie:, metln",orc irJ"iita,ting
Pf!'i'Il!iOn.
IE:("M~UE t

"I~~S!'ri!li!'!~e,d J()a·nne~li"ii5 ,morrlii1lgl. SI1,~ f,or.g;otto buy 'tlie! p1alile ticket ~O!i' 1iii!'IjV f1ig~t!~
11i-xA1t.!":lIl.:2.

"Y"OIJ ass~Q'1~JStolPy~ll'ltng

at

mat"
~p,!Jj~

"l;l1Ir! i~; !11!1I, ass !iiI'N)11),

He,

.alliways

IQoklsat

a WQ;I::liil'a rll':S

butt: before

he loa'k.s at IliiIe:r

·'P.atty wUila'ss·re:ai!i1l1l IlJi~ for losing' h:elirr~ng. I ho;pe we: find it soon!"

"INaw is <till :(IS,,!;!lI1,ollfl,.He tn€:dl

face."
~~,2

lJolh~""~ ~:x: wiith, nlotnertl',.

mv

o Learnt ,n:i,ore •••
".I lav,e the s'liII'a,pef 'iJrne:meel, ,a,nd thle size ,of .agooG 1l':lI.lIltlt.,
I'm defi!'ililfelv .!'!lin aS1$ 1'if'Mllrri."
~ ¥Oliili

maiY a'~SiO hear

~'l1earliill

s.om,{:!Q:Jii!e-''$. S$~ !1!~ iin a ~1Charliec'5 goiling t'CI' lifeam my ass IiI' he: 5~ Im;e:witln

.. Y'DU maYi!IISO

his 911r1tirjeil':ldl.~"

hear" ".A·hole.'~ This is sa~dl n e ~hlf!;Iradii,o where you ea n't ;!>atV ~',al5'shole."

THESLA;NSMAN GUltI.E TO Dfji;lTY ,EJNGUSH
Copyr"ghtcd materia'

AUNT FlO IS VJSIIT~NG
Asswipe
A stupid" rude, or ilnlita,tlng person.
IEX'Am.rE 1. 1:}I.1<J.!M: i

IJ

N' - rel ,

Aunt Flo Is Visiting hid (I,f' a woman who Is
menstruafln,1I1.

--

"Tori sleep.s: ,all! !1;awrat She
l'iail::es 'wearing bool;~
E!~I'!J-l

r,1<i'.!I;,MPIlE .~

'''001''l't inlvJ!'t:e IPIai,iII'i'i~j to~~e

e[,oth@s, im

party.
I!)!AMI'U;

He'lS Olin:a$~i~!'"
1

"SolImanitha O1ndl]J w,a'~ted Ui liave selC" but Aunt IFlo il;$ vislting.'~ au
I!!)iJ.Mi'llE <!

"1(OILi

,asswllP@!YOU forgot the bee.. again !'"

"'I'm mrnlng to 'Y"Ol!Jrroo

IiiI'lI

natural... IBe realdV~l)r Sle'xl'"

'"'fOU

~lniol!Jldnever 'Wear white, pillnt5 wbeli1l,yoo thlililk

Aunt· filla m'l~ht v.Lsit... .·

", SOlm.epoopile Ijse"a:s;~iP!il'" ~'Q mean '''toilet p~perf .. bLlu;
ilt~s;r!;C!~;common.

'. leZIrn more.",.,
!!

Thls phli",aoo«:Ji!'1!1!e5 ~rom tli'l~ French p.n!03$8 "'a!iJI riCi'tul'lel/" meanl1r\,Q1 "in a

natura'i way."'

''1
Copyr'ghlcd materia

a, ANti

e,

rs F·· , BIrCH
_ ..•... . _ 0···· •.i~\~'

ID

--

I
-----

----

B. A,l1d D..

ElCAMpuji "'

lo:ndage "hvs~cal~
II'lI!str.l!dnt}1 ,l!Ind IIfIKlp~~IliIB (pLnll~$ilnll1enlt and r~,war.d)I.
ElW'IPUil

"My ibO'yfri,e,l'Id~as realliv upset when '[ S!!J'gglested a litHe IB, and Do to' Im,a1ke eur se)(ll~f!ll:: mor;e ~nte'rEst~ng,'"

"i:'11Illl1 Ilervgy~ to, go, l'iC);iili'l:e. My t\1,ll.IsbaJl'!d tlo'!JIght.a booik, about andl D'" ,i'!I,ndhe wants tctie me to the b&dl tonight'"

.' 'fQUI rniiilV ,i'!Ill:sohear "8. but

a

no D." m@al'ililil,g '''lb:Of'l:dla,g'eo~ but not dliSlCiiplilf1Ii1;!', or ,aIVV
N

100ith@1" vii'!IIi::iltii'Q 1fI.

~ru'l
"IMommy. J:went 8.MI. in my'

pants ,El19Ia,in,,'"
~pLE2

",fI;1V see m,adhi rE!lallly h Ulrts'. M~y'be 1 ii'teedto B.,MI;"

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nI~S:LA;NISMAN GUlas TO DIRTY ENQUSM
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BAlL AND CHAIN
Bl!}ldass
USED Wl1IH FRlENOS

ElW\IPUO 2~

I!!XA_MiOU. 1

"The.ie'S: a lB. M. on '!iIil e
baltl'1'fiClom Hoor! HaloN ,oo!1Jld

.' It dangerous penon.
1~~ptJE 1

",Megan cUldl I, hav,elill't 5eenl each other in three months. We;'regoiilClg to ban ali IiIcglht IClnglthe' rH~:xJtUmii1 Il' s:nii1!
visits.'"

y'oli.lrnlssthe tQiI;et?"
eXA.HPiI.E :2

"'Ke,lillnv stJud i!!5 Ikarate' .. He"s ,ill
total badlass!
EJUil.ipt.£:
tw

"Paull!eft;a S.M" hill the toilet. He InH'l:ver !l"E!mem~rs ·to f1usl'il,"

z
IIlJ'@li:!lidshe's;

And Chain
a
~JtI!tE !.

'''[.Imlll't piC!k a figil';Jt w,ilth

H'airlului. [
badassi!lnd

o Learn more •••
,. nil;s is a sliort-enedlve'liSiion or ~bowel movement," a medlica'il term Oft'E:,1iI1 used to· descrj!Je' w,CI:Ste being passed Olut of the body.,

carries,

il

kl1life'~" "'Ma:rty ~n"t g'o to the fO(jtbaUI galriliile bocaILl,~ thE! balill ~nd ch!lil.n ,Silifd he has; to
S!1!!I'!{

~M!\L!l~,

'Thilt':sa,
IE};J.I'IJ>I,E l!

b~daISS '1:!:lI1I"!'

I wisirnl .~'

,~gl.lldIbury on,e Il'ike, ~hat."

home."

Ei(AM~2

,
Butt.,

Back

"What a bada!>!> mov~e~11 'want to, ~e it agail'liI

mmorrow ...•·

;ord lov,e to ,go to thel Ib'alr~blit illy IlrtIu!iband wa nts iiliIC@ ~o cook dirilll@l". I halve to listen to tlH! loalll ,a,nd chaiRI.;I

""My 9 IrlI':S:'910'tbadid Ibl!J.U" •.
BCA!M!IlIE :2

1 ·~ove ~~(

Bag rt

"look at the back IOf! by the deer, N'ie@!"

thalt

!li'n

e:AJ!'!P!_E 1

"Sh.'U'('m m~lloos me bag tt

o ILeam

every ume
eXIIMP~:2

w@'

have sex,"

IIi1ilOIi'C'l •••

.. The ra pper5hr Mli};;-A~1!.ot won a Grammy if! :1\992. to,;

"Ye UI snQuid bag liit iff' you
wailiilt

his song" Baby G~t B~Ck."
aib om: Ihiis: ,aJttracticn ~o women ¥!111m .Iia lYe: 1i:!!J.Iil:ts.

to ha.ve sheep.'~

sex wjth a

:~iUil

"l"ve ~"'

aV(lHdil'lg~h@ i!)a,U
9

and Gh~jfl klr twenty fiv@ v-eal1i~,and: l!:lO:W rrn final,frv
E~AHf>I..E 1

o9l)In9 iii!) g:et married.'"

"'I balledVa~erie I!~,stnl9lht, r but it 'N,afS;notJ;'~!"Ig 'specii!l. She's not a:5;gQQd' as; slhe
sa'Ys.'~

Tiff SLANGMAN GUID& TOo DIRTY eNGiLISH

q Copyr'ghlcd materia

~~;!

"Is Jesse r~:alilly l~adyFor
ball and cihlaiin1' I tlil ought hetd he' sitil'gIleffiJn!ver~'"

tine

BaUs lDeep
10 tril'ubl'e.
E:i:'1o~!OIj;1L:E 1
~MM'PL~:!

~ Y'O'1iJ1

mary' a 1'50'0hear ··tfhe' o'ld bal~ll!)rtd chair!'~ Im~n to
oJ'!!e':shu:sbiillnd
'I;;W

wufe,

"'ILoo:!<:at the leal !OOrlJs;on '~h;e ' WOll'i!iila f11 ,a.c:mr5S, thes:~reet! 'Th.ey're rea!lI:y ibl,gl.,"
E:;~!?~2

~,e

p:o;l !'Ge ~Q'I.!tJ;ClI malr~jiu~Hla in Imy car" I"m re"l~y lbai~~s deep~h.·ils tiime !~'
~MPl.E.2

• In tH dtdJdalys,priisoners had a heavy bailll and cha~n
i3rtti!cli"ledlto' their aJnlkl@!ii 'so ~y cOI,j'lldln''t ,esc.ape.

"I !Iilk.eiii: 'wihei'iila, 'Womaln rues Ilet calloo'il,s in my f~jce."

"Hank is going to be balls

deep if ihismotl'i!elF sees his
t~ttOQ'.~'

o ILearn

nune •.•

.~ Y,ou may ,a,Iso hear
"bazo!'!9(!s\f ~ "brazool!iiilcS;," or "bazQQms,'''

BaUsy

Ball-buster
• A hard taskjso'.rn,·e,th!I,ng dil1'lfiC:li.llt.
~p(JE l

BaUs

!E:~_.r.JM!'I.i'E ~

wG,'lI'1fet is rea Illy baJlllsy•. Hie told the boss to ,change Iills :sll.Iit Ibe:c.a'Llse: vt ll~o~ked bad."
!EX.I\Mhi!: ~

"Tillis ~.!IOjea ilsa ba,ll"oy:rter! We'll lbe wolI~llng aU Inigiht,"
11:~~I1!'!.f ~

"I hope the

tEllS!::.

isn't a

"'Tliie,rE!'s nothingl 'wor,se than getting Ihlit 'iml tlrte Mills 'with a b~~eball bat. '"
iOXAHF'L!: :2

E:';"'Mf'LE ,2;

b~!!~b~$I;~r+1 dl!'~n't hal\l;e ~!iiI1l~ t¢, 5tllJdy last r!!ght ~

"It W"Hl ba,Usy to mO\l\ll the ~omD~ny tOo Jlap~n, lbuit the company ts even more successful 1:iI'QJ;W","

"1 Ca!fll't;stop !5iCllatching
bans. lhey',re

,lii!i'1iy

:really itJerry

tiodia:y. ~
i!:XAMALEl ",AIrEl

.. women don't have "b'al'ls:~
(tl;!st[des)~ bL!tt:hey can t stil!1 ltle ~·baU5y•. ' ·

you Vilnrrik.iliil.g Edna? for She"~,!> rea! ball·,ItH!'!5~e,r, a
Ih,~

Youn~ h,ntern wo,k
t:}I:~AMr,u 4:

roo ~'

~P!,iEl

"'Jr,olJ need bells to '900 s!ky~dtv1'Wl'9.!'"
1E::(~j;l

"',~'ml llbal~l~blllst:er,f you a I calrN't do, ~he job, [~llllfir;e yot1l'.~ OL~m

more ..•

"Naltlil ,dIQ~t"i!'t l:iiav~' the ba,lIs to argue. wirU1lu'1'ne."

Stupid;

liIomliielilse.

lirXAMf'iI!'" ~.

.~ cy'ou may also Il.e~r "bi!i~ ·b~,k~r,."

"Americ:a,ns ·a,re a [ways nice? That's ba,lloneyr'

"IrHe$U.N~MAN'G,Ur:EDa 10 Dl,;iY .ENSll"SH Copyr'ghted materia'

BASTARD
IfXAM~.~.2

"Salmallways ~~e'$, Don't bell~e\!le lihl,s baiol1iey"-~

Barf
"BREA,51S"

o Learn more.,••
• Tillis; lisal ni~r Wilt'll ~bYllistnj,t~ (p. 24),
t(lSl;llY
~;l~Pt!.E ~

"When I was, sic!!:, 1 balrfed ev·ery day ool"mo' weeks,."

Bang

Anythingl shia;ped iike ,i!ll ball:11 al cone caiill 'be or compal~d~o ,€!I womanl's I!l~asts •.• those IfI;1IOtHl[aI!M'? They look U~,e bir(!OlIsts. $ee: those sell! shells!? :BIi@i1sts agai!i1l•. YIO!..! get the id@~,

see.

I;:XP/"'Pi.!;! .~.

"'Chet !iikeswi ba Ii1J!!IIIl!S many womanl as he ,can wilrl;en he
glets d'liiUlnk", I W<J,liildle.rlif .he !lillJ'S; his w,il~er
Ex:AHPiL~ :i:

I USED WHhI fRIENIDS
Balloons
~plE2 {IPI.l'D)

"1 rea'Uy want to D!:!!l'Vg M'e-:!~$$al,. S!le Ilas great bre~l~t$:'"

'~1i"he taste

!iJnloooked Immilaitt' ml1'i<ecsme bad','"

0'

Boobs, (p.i.O}

C'ans;

h:il, .3(1:)

GUll'll!>{j[).89)

irle!!iC1ilights f.;Ilighlbeams

(p. 97) I[P:, ~OO)I

~iooters tp,
~~:t
~"l'!"!,f .~

.lo,sn

JILigiS (p .. no)

~'IDan:m is siittiing

il!'illthe:

stre,e,t:

"iPirofeSSl:wGront bastaltdl"
!;~!'l~~~
I

~ilk~,!liO

bare,assed,
,cl!:\!I!fIlk! .,
,E):'AN!il<I.1E 2:

tIl!e must De

tnt~ students, He's ,al rlMI
~

tau

Ii(lnOOkers ~p. inA) Ma~$ Melons
(1~.·~,::li4)1 (pc 1.26~1

Mill<: 6otJI:les 0:1- :!.:<l:7} Rack 0:1. 159}
Tg'~€!s'(Po 193)

.. ~ dare you ti~ 1);1:0 to theston!'.:' bare·'!llssed. " ,0 Learn; mOiRil •••

"ISobbi e !$ a totalll b~ls-tard! Hlel$; my ,boy;fn1~;lildlj'byt lX!11f!!' hr!iT1'klll~~!:ng my best u!'e," a lastliliQht,"

Y"bOOs

{lp,2::I!3,)i

.¥a~

millyal:!ID lne,ar .~b!'!II'e'·,a:ss:ed' r:lalk~." • UMilially', a basti!lrd is a !p'@,rso:rnl whose f'a~Ih;~r II,SIilot 'kJmQ'~n.,

USED WITH

EXTREME

CAUTION

fll Copyr'ghted materia'

1\8.EATSiHE SH.IiTOUT Q,P ME.~
Beard Dum When a man's ladzd halr
SCfiIrtcbes ilwoman',s· 1_ during o~11
Ea"li'~fl.

IE;':~._~_p!'IE 4:

H_.

Jnner

'"I, thTIi1Ik: mat: 'iii!!" is: tUi!alillllSl his mealt while he~s, lrl\i'i~rgll d He's goirngl to have an ,aoo:d'~lnlt' ...

I~IILL:'''iIIlilat lbeateh! Y·ou ~:l:iI(liL;llld p!.a:!i'I~hhrm in the fa~e!~'

''.Amber hills bealrd burn O'1ii! her legs fromn tw,a hours of

Beat The Shit Out Of Someone
TO ,drdQi!!t somQOn~ often plil,y.51eatty •.
l!;x_.lriMI'\!I'l:l

• lihls; Is: a !:ilf:oerW,OlIY to, say ·'bitcltl" (p, :16)" .lhis, wore' lis pronounced ·'B ..atm; ~·andyou. IilI'iII!ght see it ~~tt~1'1t ~bH~!ich.~

orall sex last oigli!.t .."
i';:r:"'~P~E:2' :

"IHitomi c.omi~~ali!1ed thalt [ gave her beard DUIrr! tlhif,s mom~ng, 510,] Iharve' ~o ,shav,e m't face heforre I CHinperform 01'011 se:;r: (lri!, ,li:Ier o1Igaiilrll,,"

"1 :l;Ie,at.t_ihe shit O'Ult of BerniE! ~or s'be2l'ting Imy bTICe.:'"

Beaten

With The Ugly

Stick

!;M!'!f,t.f1.~

Beat Off

"1ihait ImQiIIii, lkidks 11~:eliII;ewas ooa~e.ri 'withtihe ugly!Stiick.

Twioe!'"
E!Q!IM!U: :l
~XJ!Nl'l~

:I

"1 ,don't meed ill gil1friend, ,~ ,~ust Imeedl oo.!ii!i!le ;swimsul~ t::a'tal(!";J~":1;Or 1 cen beat (Iff :si)( Or seven times ,each d~V' ..
Ifi](~M~!!:2
1~p'~.:;J;

.. ~ thiln.lk: ,BetWwas b@at@inl w:~tlhllthe uglily stick ..I1~Irlever

d'a~ener',"

"'Mlypa re~ts 'to:ld me 't~at if I bel:!,t off :1100 ffiu(;h,["d bect:lme blind.~'

Ii

I
i
I

"'y,QU bealt the !ilii~t ut. ,of: me o 'tJ:;jTs I~es:t!H'fiW did you db 00 well?'"
QIiI

"Beats the shit out of me."

I

Beat One's Meat

i

FMIo!P,il£:~

GRIEG;: ';'Whait:.~5for dlnl'ilet!i'i;; ANNA;'"'Be\a!ts 'tfne s!hl~t outaf
IEX',D,MP1!1;; ~

DtAJ.'AS

:~

"'Wf;! e,,"r I was nine' yeius rarld" my mollm~r rol~lr:ld me be!ltl~gl my meart inl th@' elcset,"

"Ustelill,y,OY beat(!Ii'J" This i~ my hcuJse ,and I walf'~t ,QUOO v l~e,aive'"
1~_oiri"1l'l!!5 z

'il'otJI'wo1Int ·te, olrtler something 1'"
film!!!.
!i~J\j[l!!2:

jIEF!i:"'Wher,e':s

the cat?'"

Ul; ~'T,omiaIS :klliCked mry dog!"

Ellnlil;~'B@at;s the sh~toyt ,I)f liiI'iIe! I. wasn't her'@iiYhen YOYI pariked it." ~3
Copyr'ghted materia'

. 8ehlnd
IButt.
~i";t.f:l

':':

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.

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. ;.

-

' '- ~

.

I'

I~EiIl

18ilS!exui!II'I(:someo,ne1who, is· 3'Hira'ctedto both .en and women).,
loo.MPllE J!

"15!dldlle 1!1ii!lllway.s braglglllIQI th!:!lt hl\:; 91irlfriend has the t!li9lh~est :II':alve:r. rlim .leahJl'us!" 1
~1'U;::l.

"Suzlef'e:lI on :In,erb.et:l,ind 'whllle :s:he w~s Iceska:tlng .. :~t looked very D~ifil1i~'lli"
E:XAHFlLE ..2

"Usa is bi.She
WCYfilO'W.'"
j;XAf'iP\..E;

na:o:t ea!i', bu~shels y

dlailood "Tommy d!ai~llr1l,gl

"'[ Uf!;;~: ~twllii,ell'i, Ke~'I)yIj'\LJI oS Ibeavl!w ,!iI ImOViElir Imy face."

hie!"

"Malrtilr:ilna,s1ll relf!i~l:y'OIJIte beh~j';j;dl,. It ~o>o!i'(:;;· !li"E!aJt when lie Wi!ii~:rs ti!:ih~~~I!iiiJ~!"

:!

'"I dOln't tli'iin!k: I (:ould a,ate ~OmeMe wililo i~ bL"llnN;~i~'~ to<:J1 mil.l~h c:om,pe,tili1,ofll!1 ~

'. ':r'ou may .i!l11,50 hear

"biCY~hll"(IF''(..(lIi:liv~rtilbh~.''
~i'l!JIll

"rJioflallld ~l1joY!i b~~ija~JW" by~
m d'OlJlbt IhvsdQg do~~~
Il:.iilA_f.1i'1.l:
,;l

--

--

-

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IBig Bac1kyard

• A "b~~v~r" i$i 1;!ISQ Oil Wli~ fUlrry a!'!l~a~I.I~o be ea u'Elilllll ~
of the 'oontlil:xt~:

",}ceshcl!Jll,dl
Si'lSejP

tJry bestJ1.aliilty•. "'My ~a!!i!thriJl!!i~t)a nidihat! a bllgl ba,ckyam. VO'illl ,oould Iland.<Ii plane 0111 hl!s butL"
~nl'1!f'L.e "

'Cl::!n;t ~y no when he ,00iSks them fDtr sex. "

Be a ve r- eat e r -- --------------,Lesib'ian.

,

"I love having sex wlitl1l, ~ gfril wiho M~~I big lJiadkyalr,EI•.
~RbIl'.1

Ttu~,re~~ more 00, ho~don to."

~MI

"J1alillic@ won"'!; dajjti! ,gluySi. She
mILJIS:~: be a beaver-e!.l:~li!r,,"

'''ilalur.lla,nd I were betweeml the~heets :ani :nIght ami aU (j'.ay,,"

~ru~'
~l',halt beaverl..eiai[e!l" has two ~ lirlUIiiI:eMs:., She· m us!: be 'Very

~m~
"iCJliara il!l rflEl Illy be~ Iijtii~11. I wouldlll!ove to :get helF b&\II!~efllthesheets,"
I~_~~;i

h!aJlpy. "

..]: love bi9~bQ~'Iii!~ women. "!lleY'Ii'e Ilfri.Of>e! ~'UlfIOO' hi1l:\,!'~ :;;;ex "'~ith ti'laJ!1 f~i'l,II!y tlh i fl w-om1erq,,';

iHE SA.ANiSMANSUIDE iO DIRlYElNSU'SH
Copyr-ghtC'd materia

BJROBRAJN
~~M9I_jl2

'""My lh !i.I$b~nd' RS I;llg,lbanedr

SO AQ

BimbO
i!ttr~dhl'ebllt ¥QfY .phl W'o!illl!li!!n.
Ex. j.l~M It ... e~F'lJ!;:j,

9.i rdbl"ain

1.

he eats more than mMt
pc.opl'e .."

.~ ThiS li,si:!1 nicer

way tosa,y

"Graoe lis ,OIl blrdbrain.5i<1Mie

"fat.'" .. Today,. ma~iy POOlple;JQkJ:~ ''I'm Inlol fat!, l"m .juist bi9-bQn~d!"

"'St~p d~iU>i!gl bimib~ andt:ind ill womanl y'OtJi (allfil tall<ro intl1:lligenUy""
~~MP\~ ;!

~f.ir,g:Clto do her homework t
agaiin!N
E!L~P'I.!:2

"'M!a'rli;fai~f2d1 met t~t, andilt
WBS

"1 wanted 001 (iI'ate Adel, but' I hei!rds:he~s,a bimtlo."

v,er)!' easy., He's a

birdlu:ain !"

"Big fucking deal."
A ";!IJsty WII,y lof MwJilflttihat sometliihfig isn't important.
~~I·U:~ ".sharon got 'tlcli::ets for :the, Q0r1Ic:ert7811~1 f~c;ldnQdeal!

.' WO'!iliil~~1 rei ca~llool "bimbos,''' a more Qftefill tl'ilal!fillmenl.

• .Po "'blludb:ra~Iled" person is v,eli)!, stupid bec:a1Ul:Se lli1;eor' she 1'11"5 I!I brain ~he same SiZei1!15 ,~bif1d"s ~V:f.lt!)l

small!

AIii!I¥O:rle can 'get thO~€!."
f):II,Ml'tif.Ol

"'Willll:y won the ,~ontesn Big ~Ucklflg ch!al. llii@ probabl,y

DIALOG"UE
[

I

theC!t@d ..~

UTRISH HAS BIG BOOBS

II
1/

!II

'(.QIJ

IIT1-!'!Y"!5Q'

heer
BRENT "JLoo[J.: <it ~he' S12!!'! of Trish'iS boobS IIII'd IIIk.e:tli get 1M!if
800b
I

"B~!F~D,"

(~" 2Q)

htwQ!I!!*~1th~

:l!!iheQU:

lHg Red Dropped In

betW'ee~ Ulesheets.'"
PAMELA. "'Her bory~riendwould lDe'at 'the 5ih1l1: out' ,of yQu ...IHlWttin9 onl her 'woUihiJi be ba:lIsy." BRflH1f 'Til n5k: it.~jfiil'!! tired of ibeli;!ting oM' every flight. I lhalll€! ~ofind sa meol't@ to loan!;",';

('P. :i.4)

But tlheslilit out of
mlm_ne l(p.til) Hlilt on ~p. :um sa Ihay ~p. lJ,~~
(l:!Nt oft il'!!. ~J) Ba nil {p •. l,:~}

~~P1!JF!

l

"Mellil.s:a lh'i!ld to ~~av!!!t$ile: 1Ja1rt'Y early l:leO\'lU5e bJgl red drop'pMliln,."
~jOIi!E;;:'

~'Wewereltlaying a great time ~t the m!J~e,u ontul big i'I1!l red droppedii~,"'

rs
Copyr'ghted materia'

... w,omella r€ ca~led ~"birdb!"a!i!15" lliinore oflien ithan 111"1':111.

• W1ter:aill'y" ,~~bltch~ 'irS ,al female dog.
E)~AKi>rU~ 1

Bitch
• A nasty woman.

"1 dOl1l't want to Ib,iU:habout l:ilhi~ mavie, but thea,ctingl was U!:!lirilJl:e:!'"
E'XANP~o5: <l

Methods IIJ sedlDilI.void pregnancy.
~~El,

E'illJI'!PiLE' 1

'"lllh·altewoiil<ilngi 'wi~ht lymwe:. She~~$:Sluch {11 bitChIII"

"l.yld'ial hal5 been bitlcli'1ing at me a~11 mlng! ~,neredl to I!iil'lQ ~eave nQw."~
6 lLeal'ln Imore ••.•

"My wufe Idloeso't be:llte'lle 11r'!l birtlt'lI, ca~lt1ro~"SOl :rn thilfak w,e:'~1
:liiIalve it ~arge ramilliy. ~
I<~M?!.E .2

.~ IJteraUry,.a "'bitcch~ ls a fema,ie Idog.

"The best form oJ birt:t1!1 QQ:nlro! is lli1:ot to haveSe!)(:,
but who, ls orazy enolligtn to

Bitch On Wheels

dOtlhiltC?'"
EJoi'AMI"'tf 1

8-I-T-C-H
~~p~,;;:

"TlraCffY liS .!':II blil'Citil en WIt1:eeil!s today! Soe's yellUng at everryofile."
I

E,'!!AMr>:!,llt

"'ArUiillE!lis me1!n to t'1I,~urrl:elllds. She's a B-I~:Y··C·H.~'
f)Uo_"'Pil~ :2:

·'''i11Irrn.:r'CIyIliS a blteirltcday" 1 ask/eel heraI5~mDI!i! qlJle'5 ticn, ~nd s:lil:e YiE:jli,e"dat me!"

~!AMPL!:':2

..Mag9iie Imrlled my sh!'ifII: and dill~ln'~It~U Ime" :~I~ e'~ ,i1l1 bit~h
Q!1!

wheel:::;!"

"'m dan't walntto be a
IB.·.[·r·C·H; 'bu:!: yotJlowe,
iIilnOliley.

1ID(~1'1_I'!lJE! 1.

me a.li1:d want it now!" I

"p,E!ter' has been a blt'chOOI @very,one !Ounce he· W.ii!SJr'i! ''I; p~om:oted."
1r;;.:~AM"Uj2

Bitch Session

A.meettngwhere
'. Thij~. ilSia l~iceF

peoplll!!

complal~n albout :so.meone 'or

'way t'Ol ~ta¥ "'biltch" (s~1&;next: en~ry)., air(! often spelled !1~I~ooad I,l:pa'k,en (l,f
WiQ:rdS

"Ai@l<'alil:der f,org,ot OY if ,!3lnniversall)''', th@ tlitch!~'

someth~nl'.
~(I;;~PL~ ~.

,~ Bad

to !malike them less rudie. IM!~lnypeople spell !II bad wofd $: when 'tihey are .;lrlU,.II!11,d! d"lUd rlil.!iill ''!'!ihol are: too y'Qung tQ uliIld:el'Stand.

.EK,~MPL'" '.

"iilin,~stest ~5 a bil:!dltl!1 1 stirtouild have ,sb",;r;iied mere,"
~PI1!E2

"'We U'lieedl ,aJ bvtcth smIotl to ta'i k aitlout the n@w liJoosJS;.~ ' hate her!!"
~101!'ii!Il:l

"L1fe,'s
(He."

iii

b~lich. and! th@,fli yo,,,,,

'"'We had a blteh session ati,Q'L:llt:Rorll a~,t!ll I ~a~t miglht-He's.
0eer:111 ~:SiO mea nl ialt:eiy,.
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Tii'SSU'NGMAN

GI:J:rD,E DIRTY ENGLISH TO
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Bitch S~ap
To silapsonleon:e as U he Dr shie il':!s less IImIP'Oirtant"
!:x~JoiP1.!J~ ~,

A p1Brsot:! whotil!lllks IIiI:1,ueh" ev,cn,.bouit

too
~~

$tulpl'd~ temble,lrrigtlng, or an,yt.hlngl bod.
f~_Ai_,...f!t!e l,

thing ••
"U yO lUi inSlI'lt me agaiWilI,. '111 1 bitcl1i ~s:lla y,ou/' p
,~Fll!E::l~
11!:;Q._I"'I:!",!i1!: l

"'iI1I5t

Ibil~lpi:n9c:ashier

gave

"Cheryl is such oil' blabbermou~nl[told her U""alt

m,e: tllewri"iO!:1i,g change'! ,"'
ElULIi!~2~

''"']'er'lJ!lY

bll~cl1s1a'Ppeallher

]' Ilik!eJ~:$:Qm!l" and ~lhe ~or:d
Illm!H
IEX',tiMPUE ::2'

h'liJsbana. ~.don't !lInderstB;I"I,dl why he doesn't leavle, Iner'."

"] ~\')rgot~li'u;! lee:plng tickets; b \:otih,e $lh;owf' o t.earilill lmore •••

MARTIN~"'] toldl every,ofile thatY()!!J got fired. "
• lradit!IOlilal~iy, a "bltch sl1ap~ described title way '~I~pimll'i"

~ Tnis: is; a ~100If way itrosay
~'rij(kin9~ (1',,71),
• O~ radliQ ~nd tiel~ev~;siioo,

('p" :1l.4S) hitihiis prostiltute.s.

S!!JlS[IE: "You b'I'abbeliiJi1i1outhi! Why ,did you do that?'"

o ILei'arn
Bitch in'
II

more •••
ii'iS ti:)' ~'I k:

"1'Q blabl:lw

~oo

badl :W(lt'dsa~ l~lplaCOO by a~"blee:p~ SOYI~d, Now peo,~r~ say ~,bleeping'~
when they 'want to bll!:lihait rude.

much,

to

say

~fuckin9,," but don't wi1ln~

&;~Ifl~E1

Bleed The Weasel
To masturbate"
EX~r..1Ple: I

'''iIillh!'!il's a Ib,i~chii!iil' ew n romp'l;;Iter., IHlow mluc~did it

Slim

cost?"
~'J'l~:;!,

"YOu won the lottery? Elit~hin"! ,~
·0, Ullt'inl
Im,Q:te •••

"[ realily need some priv,I!I,CY so I ,cain bleed the weaseL ] haven't mastu mated hours .•~
";KJl.HP,U:: 2

!';~KPU;l

in three

"'lloo:IIoi:, ttnat blllmp eiI,tingl at tlIiiicatblgl d~(U Th:at's t~e raltt,est men [ haveeVieli

.~B~~in/" w:as 'ltery PQPuilar fli) tlli:i,e;Hl!I301~~,"d la sU111 saTd as a jo'ke"

"'I waU:€d !!I'iIIW my brotheF's; b~droom and saw rlim bh.!edingl the we~s@L H@ shoulldl teck !hIis door if he's
goingl to-dQ' tho:llt!"

r;}c.t._M._I'I.!E: ;:1:

"Donna ate ~co much ~oodl dur1rnglher nr,st ye~lr' .of ~g.llh~ge,. Sh\1l'S ·iili!'Wl~ blimp' ncw,'~'

17 Copyr'ghtcd materia'

BlitZ!'~rl

Blow

Blow Job

[Drunk.
~f'1L~

o
totally blitzed last,

1"0 pcil'klml ,ora~ ,seexon ml!'!!.

,a

Oral ~ex peliforrned rnan.
!:x.. !!;I'IP!J:
:!,

0" a

'''W,e ~t

~):"r1:r>;t,E!

nig[ht O!!'lJ ,,"oak,a. My head h ~ltU; ~.od~IY! '"
~~I'U1:2:

"MW 19lirlfriendi W,f)!"I't harve SEl)! wiith me" <!iril,dshe: 'woni't blow meeitMr, '~thlll'1lkl ami goling
tlO

'"I know a lP'rosliftiutewho' is having a saleror tt1e: hoiid1ays. AJlllIbhlW jobs, are
$.5",,"

"',m,'lin tired (If geulf1gi bttlioo[ every lnlglU at tile bali'", l. '\Vafll: to stay home and 'Waftoh

d!~te'sQmeQf!e else,"

fiX."""PU'! :2.

"'Bd wa,nts me to blow hillI'llr
but I 'Wo'll.I!ld hate ,to have his, Ipoef:I,i5 in my m~ll,l:l!.h.Wha:t

'l.V.~"

sihould I ,do,?'"'

BhKkhe.ad
... stupld person.,
aJiM?L~l
IEXAW'iL~ Il

"Ke~ps!.!ckilng, my "Joe is ~ bloc!ldile~d. He never underst~ nds my jokies."
I:XNtPILtO!

pel'lll[S.

I'm

,almost lreadvtJo blow'"
EXAMPLE 2

"[Don1 blow ne1!f liiliillV halr, ] have w, gtJ ito wtnrl\; ilrl ~en
l

~XArIIIl",~Z

'''Lrsa

"'Kabhl'V'Woresi1om to the weddil'ng inS'l:ead of a dress,
WiiiJ.ata blod;:head!"

mM~IUoosja:lfidit ta~es a ~IO.l'l!9 time to w,B,sOhSeliilen Iilut!!l"

have ~~ sell( but ~she: 'gives; me amazin,gl blow jobs!
WOrq't wilth Ime:,

o Lam IMare •••
'II

"YIQU

M@narecalled "'bJlockh@ads" 'I1Iii<Of!!1 often ttl ilill women.

may 13150 healr "'blow lone's h::lad." ;"blow Of'je's wad, lor "'shoot" 'to Imeall1ll
W

.~-~ ~~.:..;.

I!I5Eib wID! A_i'iT~i'tE

.

It

.-

"ejaculat.e. •

'. ]:1'1 Charles Sch~ ~ti:~ '"IP'eiDI1IUU;" e.art,o Or:l, L!o:I'cV'

A. puson 'who, talks too much, UISU:i!lUy abOut something he 'Oli' sh~ will
I!'u!:ve,' d,D.

always, called C:i1! r:l:iie a [Brown a "bloI!:kilea dl."

Blow ilio vOimlt.

Chun'ks
.~HfJJ..f:!,

~Nle2illa,llway5 talks aDtll.l:1i: vlsiUnQ Japan, but I' don't

"l tJkliwl;;hYliiliks every ltim~ I ea't youll' 1li!;O,tI'ler"s cooking.'"
~llIU.'I~~: '''~j!iiJined ,Amanda's: (lrl.'!'5$" I b~ ,l;;hu1:'ilk:s all~,o¥'er ~t~ ..

~~:,

thinlk he: @'iI'er'~\lilt~\lhat a
bl(l(whard ..~
!ox_ii!ll'li'itJE 1

~lane:t lilS111 [bIO'whard. Sfne

keeps; pmm~siimfg to gl'l,l'e:me

more:

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Blue Salls IPain Inl the testl'c'I'es caused
Ibyi!JI' Im.t!'nl·s need to Ihave an

. ..
Off4!lnsive body imelll ("body odo..,.,
I:lllIoH~llJ;: .~

olrgasm.
~P1iJE
IIi'XA_MPtbE l 1

'"rye ne:ver
whiskey,'~
~)!J;_!-![l\~

"Donna ,n1l!cI to te:a,'ve just befor,e: ] CQuid In,I'!V€ an Qrg'a,5m, $0' liiHYW1 have blue
bans
~~E2

~'.~. :aliill't go· en ali"1,othelf d~te < witti11 Ge:rald IJecatliiSlt! o.f I1lliS IB.O,~·

1$!~:r'!1ChriS so' bomood! He shouldn't Glrfnk

iI

a9a~'IIi!I."
Im'Clve~o p@!i1oililml

"'E~d

!~Iy~.~

"'I was 5'0 bombed aft:er the c:hampagln e that [ took off alii my ,c:lotili'bes a,n:djumped o:lif a bridge.. "' "

ora'~~~:-::on hflm. OF I~Je'lllg@t blu@ ball I!s.
OJ'

.. You Iml~IV'also fH~ar ~Ioor:lliilbed ,out ;of IOIile:'S ~ "iBllli,J:ebaIl!;;'· ~,~ ~heSI~!f191 name kJr HU(l medical tenT'! "vasocQng<!stiQrl..:"
l

tree,'"
iii,

In schOQ!.""tQ IbOlii!i1lb"15, i

slangl ror"'to, fail"
leXI;MP!!!::il

• M O~ Iptropl'e: don't lkno1w this" IJ ut WOliillen cain suffer fmm~\la50congesti()n, " t'Oo,. • Some men compllaln of "bJ'ue baUs" ilnlorder to get sex: ~Irorn,meJlr partners.

"Ismen e .. . I Mt the g~ry o
!TiIie lham't lin i!I week.,"

oom~d the test.

as un"r
lalr~

y.esm:erday. My patents
going: ~o·b@ .so ,lImgl1"!"

behind

rSh'CiWer!l';l(j'

Bone

Blw.!Ie-veine:d ThrollJber
,An erect penis.
~_Ii!1JE;l

Boink

!!i)(AA!':lC! i:

"IMa~ bOned 'th!'!t gl~ri~hreel tiimes,and tie $1tilll d~liiIirt know her In~me."
~!l(~"ll: 1

~Salilly Iloves IlQ t:OUd'i!1 my b'l'ue-'lI'elnedtlh Ii"CIlbber ...
~"'PIiJE;;:.

'"[ '1!'lIm1 g'~liirng bOllnk.ed il!onjg~lt

EXJU!P~:!l

Roge;r isti~al!w oo.liming baek ~rom'IIaCCIltlon.~
IjJfAHP,Uii. ;;:

'"'If I don't: oofile someQI!'l.e: seen, ,I'm g:011"9 to cry'. '[
need
Se)(~l]l'''

"If!owafd ca!l!s h~Si penis t1!ls b~lllJ:e-I"'!elined't1hro~bbe,r. ['minot :surprised that he aU'lI't ~r.ld ,i!! gi'lriflr,iel1ld~"

"nil bolink any 'woman whQ
Villi'll bQi!'lik me, I dOiriJl't care

wib:atshe looks Uke, smells U1ke, ortas,tes Uk/e.;r

e:~t'!~l

'"l!nlYWi:l15 disappoirmlte:d when she saw my bone. 19lu:ess shetil:ilolJght ~twould be bi9g~r/'

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1'"

li~X~Kf>i!~'~

IE:XRMJ'ILiEi 2

-.Ian ,gives his boyfriend

a

bOM every night,'"

~V,ou're bonlc:er:s ~ yOiiJtihlink. '90'r'dirish are better 'U1ii1mcats, '((JilJ! I~o'lpe!t: " gQldlf!~h'~"
0'

HoogeI:'"

learn more ...

IItXA~o..e· l.

~ You J1i1N'!'lalso, iI:il ealr"go,
bon!<ers" as I,[il"Meg~1'II wil'l

~"'!1~L!i=~

90 !)>O'!;il~Jers, 'Vo~ d:on'l g,t;l,t if, !n!.er·!,(lm~ dh~!,~te$;Qon,." :
1

"'Roger s:nee:2Ied and U~feebig booger:s ca~e 'tl~L:lt~ hj~5 of nose,"
,E:l!AKPI1;::l

~~e drove M$;Q!!II

IliiIltQ

t~e Boob

lak.e,W1tIat a bonehead''''
eXli.jiI!"l~ 4'

~IMybest friend IUkes~opick: his no:s.e' affid eat 'tih.'€
boogers/'

"lrorgot' albou~ ''ro!;J,r birt.%tdla'jd
I'm
Slli,01I

a bOllehe'ad,."
f!XlU'!PlJ,El

...... slupid person.
.~.,~urt h

,Oli'

unpopular

1m,., boo,owhel1!

1 w,as

~PLfl ~YOL!}

'" Me,fil, ,!'lIre (iall¢(!

"boneheads" mo!'"e ofl;,en 1l'h~1iiI1women.

1~[,ai'fl1il9:soooer."
~~JIIM~U:;l.

b!i)~gef~S<topI(ussing 1i1I1I,y

~~d:st@r. ,.
I~X~M2

~l touched EmilY~5 baeb liast rligtilt,!llt was 50ft,. buti'lrm ....

~.l:'llll'iglhJ1~ ou any ~ime~ y you
ib~g ~QQger..cOO

Boner
I~'X~MFiJE .l

~. There

is a c;tna'r..;.tt~r .r.i];:u':!nOO
II:il'U)'vii~

1E;)(J;"'.i"'JE ~.

"Cht!llck's sOOk:s, art! differ·ent '1;2010f:S;,Wl::lat a boobl~'
e_U.HPiI.'E: 2

"Boo9~1F" ~r]ltihe

~'Kel~o':;: Qoer w~~ SoC) lbig:, b €:wr'Y,one in dass k:1!iIf:lw he

wasse:)(,uaUy aroused;"
EQi_"Wt:fr

"[ ifiISiL,ilIt;ed R,lla. lJy ",c:!c~deot

series ,R,evenge of ttle /IJ.'etd~. '~Booger" ~(';; the 1~l}slcrudtl anddlis9US.tiog .. O@!1d" I(IP', Il3).,

Jim
.l!

SUOOI

alboob'~'"

"Wlh@'~ I, was da!l1(;iing Steve.

wah
• OnlYi;\Icmen can have "bOobs" {'breasts) aM Q:n'~y men cl1n be"'i~b5'" (st;1iJpidpeople).
.. You may also hear'

E OQu~df:eej his bener,

Boot
TO vomit.

1 guess he' IiIkes r:r;he'!~'

u.... JootJU:
b()Ot:. ~.

]

'Crazy or strange"
e)(~jolPiliF:i i

~boolbIes~~to me~rn "b:reasl::s.'"

~WeshoUl'ld take Roy home. He loolks Ulk.e he's go!n:gl to,

E:o!"i\;.iJJ't:E 2

"'Teo Imuch studying makes m~ loonkers.] need te rest.'"

"Mysmmach f:fl!els g,tral'lg€':•. I: tli:link rm90~n9 to, boot"

THE SlANSMAN

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Booty

1E',:ol}lMPl.:!01Ol

IButt.
IEMAM~E" I,

"np.eltulriTa won't haVE: ~x 'WitihY\l<~f y,OY CiJn go t,o the oo,rd',elll:oa ii'ld pay for it.'"' o ,Learn more ••• ~ The 1996 rna .... l.;
,8Jood'"StalFfil1!gl

"BUTT"
AlI'thotigih most people luse "bl.ltt'" or' "',ass'" tOo talkiilJbolJt tlnJi,ili booies. yO'l!Il'I~1probabl,y heaf ill Il'ot of th~ otflle\!" w,o!1ds~,

"H,e, Ibooty ls SiC!! ni~,e'!! She ah'llays, has '~i!Jysa sl!dng for her pho Ill!!! li'Iumlbeirr. ~
IE;o:~"'_"'-~lf2,

Bon1eJioo'

'0000"100ill!'!

Dennis M mer'.. feil!lilUr~

\fatmp~,ep,ootitutes!

to, show ,everyone, her booty,"
"She wearrs itiglh't paints

too.

UYD

Bottom
iO

wmt

'I
ANYOHE '

IBetliJlilld(p. l<1i), IBoUo,m,
{jp,. 21}

In 197',51tiMle mys!~! 9!VYP KC ~fJath~ So!ilns,l:!rn~ :S~,nd re!et;!sed ~he popullar song
"Sirn.a'ke YQ!JIreooty:'

.The p!;!f$Ol1 who Is penetrated by theotJ'ler'
person dUlling

homo.ex.ual ~.
e'):;Ai!\IP,U;

t

Boot

Call

'''IL:yk-e 111~k-esOOU~lim's. H,e r
enjtJy;stak~ng amort! aggressiv,e li(ij,e during sex.:"
EXAMIi'lf, 2

Fann,f

{Po iIli;!;}
~i~c~,

HI;l~"~e (p" Kii!~r

'P" H2) (p. ~.60~'

~<'tli

;~

"I made my fli",ld!aIYInight:
booty caU ~oaln the ~wQmen[

wanted! to
~Ioift":l

klnow,

Ib:~t ~!(Jne 'of UM~'J1!1!
~!i'!\!'@:

"If 1 cQuld i!1Ililtd bottom who a is sexy, .~'WQo!d lbe life;;!llly happy,,'"

R..ear' arid
Rump

{p, :1164)

$@xwRh
I~AIOI;>J.c ,.

Seait (1"" 111,1

"The 011 III)!' tim@ Jeff contacts m,e iils whletn ihtl!'s rnalking OJ) ,bootyca!L~

"D~nIlY is crying bocaClS€! Ihe felll on I1Ili~bottom,"
I,,"X'AMl'IlJ"',:l

LlSH) WITH

!FRIENDS

.Ass fp. "'1
Booty BUrls
{p"

"Ulii!ar:el(eith

,

.~

..
(II

t(IIJthed l'rIiy bott!Qm WhoC'llrli '~' walssix years 'o~d" Now he's im,jia ll, ~ ILearn more ... jj~!Bot:tom'~lis a, polite w,ay to s~y~'butt" alnd may be usedwlilth al1lynne..

~:r),

(p'. :l5;}

C,;liIl (p. :jl.9~'

Dym~r (1'1, :~l' T.a:iI
{pc 19J}

~~!I1i!lli

,,~: sawAdf~aln le~v~ng the : bo:rdeJI!o iaiSt: ff!i'siht. Hili! mi,~a'Uy liI,adl :Slei>;:!~'

2~
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.BOX
" Among l:i()ril't(l~El'!l:U/ii15:, "botto'tl}," ,aM "t(IP" (p" 201) iiIIf·e v~ry eemman
tem:ns te desc:rlille :!ie)(II.!L~d p:l'Iefere:Ii'I,oe s,
E-lUiIMPiLE 2'

nls that WJI!Il's new ooytay? .He's wlte!I'" o Learn more",. ~ YQU Uin:ay allm li'I,oorr '~tl:J)VbQY.!'

A man who, ils plriirma~n¥

attracted :to women"s
breasts.
EXAMPLE: ,I,
ii;

I

Box

I'm a breast: IIiIil.arnr. a I,WilIYS ~: 1001< at a Vll'omalnts breasts.

Vagina.
iEX»lM.l

fil~,t. tnle:i"I look: .at, ~lnie:rese ,of her," '101expe'lgas to 'ftatuillate.
~PIJ ~

1,!"Om 'the .anlus;

"IBiU Isarys ili:hat Sl,JI4!['1ll"1nehas a bi,gl Ibox: ClrlJdtilli'a,t h'~' can.'tfeel anything' during :5if.!:l(,"
E~FlI..E2,

'''J~:hea'rdi MI1l,.
wind at ,ehurdill

J\OinJ~

bri@'C!k ~od<llV"'1: 'was.

"l h:l,vemy 91lril:f'rrJEH"Id's box. I
can't. sto'p toilu:hlng n,ell'." ------

very :surprised.~
"Did one ot you gil1l;s Ii:J;r,eal< wilma? 50metlling smells stra!1g~ I'lil her'e."
~Mpi.f;:I

~MPt~l

Box Lunch-

--

'Oral .sax: pell'1'olrmed ,Dnl a

·wunUin.
~,1.

,I

--

Breast Fuck

,

"Lamry is; a breast main. se hls ViiJ$e .J~ist:gOit: her bll"eal$b;. enllarrged, ".

"'Andrea ,ilInd I are going: en IplcniC:.~ln5tead 01: d'1lck:en;

ill

l"m hopi!liil9 for a box IUiild1J .... E:wAMPU,2

'11'0ih2lvei!se:JI: by 'lI'IUbibl";!ill a 'm~:ni"s; enis bc,tween iii p womillllr,'s Ib l'eilSiQi"
~PI.E

Breeder
A heterose:Kiuall.
IE<AAPUi :t

1

"I know that ,girl mallres a grealt 1:1(l1X~unch, ['ViE! tl"f:e,dl it before ,aiM ~twas: g.reat. '"'

'We ne~d (iii if we want t:(), ibfeasll;. 'fui;:k. Lrl[.ibnC~IIliO:i1l1 is ih'lillpon£un:! "
~E:2

"WI1<e:n,we brei!lisit fjJ(:'Il::~[ cam Boytl'll'V- ---------

looks like .til breed\eir barr" ters ,go to tne gay bar ne;t d~oo:r, ~'
~F'L£::!

"Sill@: ,a'~~Iti,~ omen?liIi'Iis. w

see R.od,'~ Ipenis as he
'etjli;lOllllal[es.
D

"[Most br,eeders. ge,t ,diivoroed'.! but you never see ally
hQIm!olS·e:Xl!lalls 'getti:ng

elANPUl!

~

~'My moli'l'l, has C! nElW boytoV. Slhee'llllhave sex with 111m'for ,a. 'few morn.ths. them 'mind 'someone new','"

divorced:'

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o LeammQlle •• ,,,
• This w'ol'dl is u~d by

Buick

hOmosexuals

iiiIilI'ore'~han
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heteT"Osexuals.
1 E2XAM!!1l__!:i :~

"Wliiet!I]'

Broad Awomnn.
!!!~F'Ml;L

f(fi!Jlod Travis~ he was; buck naked and .sleeping 0 Ii'I tilIe str~iIl!,t!. .

'"Be. ~lrefUU S!;llnl just ,Illnd I think he's gD:Tng to dolt agal.1iiI1soen .• ~
bukkedl"
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lel:(A~~J

"'\four' iiNlif,eIrs one :Se!XY broad.~
~:!IiMPLE~

"Me~1 ,IH!,Sa ,pr@tty face'. but when slJ::Fets Ibud< nalk'Ed., ~h;e'$ ugly!l~ o iLearn more •••,

(W

OQ,nr'tdlriIJllf(,too mum wi rte you mrg!ht IbtJilck ."

"See

tnat

,broad O'!.!''ef there?

to

I'm 9:oin9 ~o hay!;! ise':K wi~1il1

Y·QU may ,also hear ~'b\Jtt naked,"

her tonight. ~.

A mZlKull,.ele,;bhm
hOmQ~eKuall)'.

Cfemah:

Buffalo Ch~ s
.. Ge,li1:eli"a'lili~'.alperson 'who uses tlhlis wotd doe!S mot

!;If!IM[;';~:~

'"1"'1'1 ,gvm t€ad'iler is a
b!,itllkly'l!.el, a!:ltdl she Wclnts, all the 'Qllrlst'O Im,ow it."'
FX,Ii!",!?ll: ~

thiokwell o~women",
• This is ani QI~dphrasesl1,111

yse:d tool;;!,)!,.

"Be

careful

nO!t to ~tep in ol!!"li\l

!~!'IlE;:;:

IbUiffa I!o (;Ilip~.'~
~Pt:E1

IOn'alit blJi'lldyb! jiU~ltaskeallrne wliil.erre, I bGug h:t m,'t
m(lta,ocy(:le:~

WMy bro~Iiii€'1ihrew buU!,'IIO t cl"dipsai! me Whl;\WIwe were VOUltlg. H~'s SOl d~riS9;liJstlimt9ii~" o l~arftJftI!!~re •••
BCAMFU 1.

..~ :I'ove sex, Mayibe: Isha,utd WtQl'1f:; lilt'll,al brloUilel!"
E;XIi"'!iil~ 2:

110 "Buffalo 'c:hllps.c~Igot li:"I!~rme 'frO!:lJil!obuf(ollo

their'

'9-'
I

I~.·.·.·-:.·.··.···· •..• "..-. .•.

excremeot

"U

YOU Ihl;:!iV'E! :sex lI'!Iith any mare men" '1fOIUI'U belong in ,~ brotli'leH"

b~m~':s a IP'Ot-a!QI d'rI.ip •.

whi~1 liijl$U!l!lIy liiI\!'!iI; and halro Iiik'!!

~. YOI.!' may a~so Ime:atr(jli~,ll " dykl\! ..~

26
Copyr'ghted materia'

BuUs;;hit

Bump And Grifld

~.]

EX",i'!?iLt'

~

H.AliM~lEl

"Latllilre: l1ia~~hi'l1!e,~~~? TI'i~t'~ bli)nshilt~Slh~ (i,ti!lll~ lhac~

lliooks 9Ilieat in my Iri:ew le~th~irlpal'ilt{;I!'~
"My
btHimll liOx,l,iMOiLE ,~:

ene ....
~ce:.'o!,

"'1'lmli'i:op!ng tot:iilmp, :a~dl 9 ritii dlw~U"lA.ma,l"idi;l t~[:"j,u9ht whil~ fITy p~rlejntsare~ttli1!e
moiY~C$jo~
£',(~.M!'I!.Il~'

wf thi!i!il>;: Imost 11!!~!lli:sh 9iir,tt~
halvf! b:ig:bums,,''' W]lt's hard for' ml!! tiD wa:~k tod!.'JY becailils:e olf all:lltlh.'!!: b~mpirnglal:"1:d '9rirndlng l,did I'ast riI~9rhr:. ~ .. ilia,rob one's body agallinst

IGMJ:: "The boss said we!

halv@ tow&'ilc. on, Sat!lJI"a!a:y'.~ JA,{:~l1~ airS ~~'I!~shil:l' 'iN'S' workied :I!!!st Satitllrday!"
,~ ,/\ "bulin'" also means

• To lIIeto ali"deceive
8Omeone.
I~L~~:t,

hQmt'l~€SrS,p~rsonc" as ~~ ~Ghle t~Jt lb~rn some

"a

money, Hie '!'Ieedls

~r

,good

~eal'"
" W~! took

someone

else's bod, in a

sexua'll way while clandng.

"le$$i!l';J~is bUIII!shitt!lng me"
:S,1le sa V.dshe's not: datillilg i!!'w·o,ne:.,but I SaiW her w~th RQ5Slais[ nlght."
~'.:l;.

tilts; wlord

f!'iOmUl~
Ex~MFU: ~

IBritUsh,

"'J~(k:i!!rM Brenda w,e:re bUOiIIPlog and g~lmlil1i91 Q.1i'lI tine dgnce HgQf ~U l1!ight.
M

"'If you b.ijll,~shit me, I"m
to get. very dlli'iigliI1t!" '0

~X.l\r>lIF·U;~

90~1ii'!'9

Ther ~ounlirpider~ Yffrytar

"Of enurse I

,away.
~!olp.i.t ~

Learn mote •••
.. ,A, [person who "buIlIsI'n!11s" a Ilot is a"ltJtlllshJiWer.~ • lQll mary ·;H,~ healF "holfSe s!~rit''' as i~n"Tha,t's fIl.ol~ Sih,it~ Miiaha.et, YOl! I<naw [ (lIon'): ll'ikie Iba:O('lOilS!~'

~Q!f! d.l:!I~,~e! 1 ·ca·!"! bump a nldgri~dl until the :5'UJI ~Qme$ up.~

"iKeliy

W~~IS!.liS

W dn\l~ ~U

ther.lilYto
E:Q,j.jPl!.fi ::i!

iblJm~fudk

lowa.,N

Bump Pussy

"Jiorigh lives il'l!,tiYi'iHiUd" lfi!(J!wtiere,. It will ti'llke us hOijr.:$ 'to, gettJ;;i~ffl!c'"

11;l(",1>1PUi' :,

o

IL-.flrnl .Y·ou

more ••.
may also hear

"btlmible~fucik" Of '~,e,a'st burn-faek." Almos,t ,a11ilY valr;latiori will w,~rlic:!

pidu:res of my Sli5~!!li alr':!dliler ,girlfrJend 11:I'l!Jlmpltml91 IPUI!isl@ii. Ten dolll',;i!'r"$, ifvoo 'W;3rnt to' look'f~
.,~ lli'!lliV@ IEXAl'ift!f: .2

"'S!!.ISamfle' alm:!!1 aki welre M bump.lm:g pus.~Nes, alll;Ii1,~glht 'They'fie iln love!'"

THE SUr.NGMAN ,SUI-oe 10 DIRTY ,E\N,GUSH
Copyr"ghted materia'

BUSH
Bump Ugmie5 Buns Bush
,A,woman"s pulllc area.
";(A~F'Lf ~, "TIIiiI~t 91,l11'1!'if,sre~~!iy FuPIIPIkE: :l FXii!MPlE'11

halnd~Qme!I'1 wot.lld b,1,J! Ii'!i1!IP ugll~e; with IiIJma,ny da(Y'.'"
ElU.~PLf 2:

'''Th,~·t:wQm;:!ln !'i!:a,s a g~o1It pair Qf btU~$,"
!;:u,!'I~.;;:

~l

~W'

VI(iDril)',S bush

Jli3,$t

ni'ght Ven' oi(;(;l!"
~J;U.~.

"'I just bought a W,QrlrQut
video f!)r li!Titybyn:s, Mly ~byt!t i~

"[ do:nJ't i<now how t.o :stop' If'!I1I"V dog :l'in;r!'ili:ll int~,r1ru,ptin,g when mY' boyfJie!ndl al!rn I aWe! d

~[ sJt:J:aved my bys!~,. Sam Illkes it s~oth."

too'O:i9l~'~

b~mlping'L\!9I1e!S .•~

• Rectum.
~~F'~!l.

":Daf1ilit sttck a :borttl:e lup~ulr lJ~flg ho~e.It might 'gJe:t

staek.'
!)(~F'1iJ!:2.

"MIKE

MAKES A BOOTY CAU't

"My bUlngl hole hurts., Is;hould see a doctor before it 9,e,ts
WO~,,"

SAM'A:NTH.A

"I

jIJ5t Iheardl that

HI k.e i!!nd

• A, .swpJd
~n.!<1!'!'_~1

person.

Prof:esscr lallil,e IliIiil'l!'t!: een b dQlng the nasty alii )!"eaf~~ AUSTIN! ".Are y'Q!LiI s'hiit:i:ing Il'iIiilielNo wonderrthait f\ll'k~.tick: Mlh ·a:tii't!!!y!j; .gi~ts the best grades in ~lo:l:>~.. Arelrn~.y ifill ~:Qtve?~

"What IkJll1f1iC1llf e bung l~,o~e would IU~f1atein a car?"
~I'!U';!.

Shit,o_eon.f!'
p",ck5t1!dk

(p, 1~"')

(1;:'. Ie)

"So:me bU!l'Ig hole tffiied to put a OOx of condoms dO,w!i'l [he
~Qill~t.~ o ILearnl Imore •••

i$.AMA:!lTHA
"Na,~ ft's jl,!l:St

a booty

!Call."'

AUSTIN:
"They'r,e lbath,so 'lIipll'!. The

FUlly

'(p. 78)

• W,@took tiliilf,S; :phra~ the Brms<h.,

~~,
i
I

~dea01 them bUn1lping uglles m!'!!ikie,5jm;e want to

Bu.rn.p
'Re:tdl

iU:gllllies(p. :IS) (p.. t.6~)

re,tch,"

2,$'

Copyriphted materia'

BUST'
Bust
T,IiU!I8!rN ,of the chot
r.:cuM(ill£l E':A"LPUe ~

·Th@!first Qlir1 I k)v!>S'ed was
reta'i Ilv tmtch,
'l!iiQmel1l.~

,oonta1'niling me breasts.
f~l'tlE !I1!i!,1i.I st S't:llt.N' ~,j;I{jE1 "Y'Oy 1,

"'If

Y!j;e: dQU)'t IOli.l!st !lI5S OI1!Ithis project. the CO!l1lpialiil,Y will

'but IflOW I 111'1ii.ebo be. with more f~miniin,e

lose money","
hlJlgl~!

"',Fngrld's DUSt. is

She

J:oolk: 9lre~t ~'r1lllb~ibh i rLg

E'lUIl'iI!I~E:<i

"'iha,~i'O't:l:ie ,rreCli~y ib ulSl:ed on this ~POlr1. It i00:ks

ass

• ~But'dhi" i~·oft.en I;QI'i!;f!Iid'erre~1 .1'Hll iin~y~t whel~I~'~OO!i!¥ith
WQm~I'I,.

9'reat!"
Butt flick
~~MP!Jg ~

l11~vet.o' Imii;:!~Sijre yoUr Ibust iff yo.1:Jj 'W~i'lit to otderl!l'ie dr~ flin '~Iti!~ ~i4I,ghtSJii;t€i ....

'''We have to bust ass to. ,tjl!a\SS 0[1' we'll be late. "

Bust A Nut
1~:u.MPt!E;;lJ

~;;oI!JMIP'!.!E ~

"I busted
EiW1~~

,a/55

to the twain,

station butt 151i11imissed my tvi1'lifil.~

"'I r;eaUiy W·!:l lit to butt f'UJ!ck:my I girlfriend" Ibut !5IiU:!1'S scared tlhat it '~'!lilll L!rt.~ h
!l:O:-p:MF!~ ::l '"'DiliHll

"'I'm
rnllrni1l

5e1<;t!i~lIye)l:x;lt:ed th"t ~e!My~o bust iii nut!"
SO

.. ,"0:1:.1 ,malY a l!so I~

fB':}tM-!'I.1l :2

"l: bUS!1:ecI my nut itHiOJde Meloo'y dliJrlng' 8e':X,,'"

Ii "mip ass:" as: ~n "I ha~eR!icilf:: lbeallj$e lm.e:mlppedlafi5 ,lin

n e,ver WlIlnts to Incaive regular $e:w;~ nryli'niore. She a alway.swalll'tStio butt: fucii'::: ....

11'IiI'V

fac~: ~a5tweek. "

8' A stupid person.
E:i)i'~PI'IP\L5!

Bust Ass

.. YOIi:JI may' a'~!irJilea r ~teClr ass" as 1!1iI ''1 at-.e~oo many De:>!IInS ,!lInd mow .~.Ilr!al~f! 1)0 tear as'S. '('OU Ibetter open
Uile w~ndoW:5."

"r,n.at butt lruck ,aiilmost
my dog!'"
t1iUIl!o1~W :2

ikJIII'et!l1

.To ,expel gas: f:.ronllthe
anus,~to filalUlate.
EXAMPlE l

"LOok ,Cjlttthost!! butt f;u,ek-s
try ling borughtw!th thlall: IpoIIEOa' IQlfficer!"

"'When! fiLrTtdout wh:icn 'Orl@ (l,f you Ib listed ass ~ my ea r, Gil
['ti!lI

,

Blitch

90~ngto l<ii~1you!~
1~1~

~1i't!E:~

"Eveii)l ~~meI eat g!i"eeli! ipeppe,r$" 1 biUst ess a'lli nlgl~!(. ,"

"Nadlll'lE! is re,alily ,~utie,Ibut
sh~'s byti~h,

t

thlilik ~hoi;"S~

lesbian;"

THE SLANGMAN'

SUl:DE 10 DIRlVENSIUSIi:I Copyr'ghted materia'

_. ----CREEP----------------!
,~ Thi!$ ls aff'llucer way to "(l,!!'lit" (p•.42)..
~PIlE 1

say

"'M~I!I'Y S:~!J.!,C~ QYICYf!'llb~1'" 1r1! olii.

Iher C-U-INle:x:t-TiI,]I:esday. <l'rnd 5+'11.9: c.m'l: 9,e:l:: t OUlt!" I IHutt.
~E::!

n~:needito,
,1;11

sree' a dC(Il!OIi. My C-U- Ne:d:- irILJIIe5'd!ary ii's ndilTfi'IIg
I~OIt."

EX~APIl!'.Li: 1.

"My' ollo,thlE!lr has, ;a b~gl ,e2lIboose.,H,e hats t~ b!!JY' sp@el~1palnts,n
I!!):)!IM~!,~:;!

I~!'U:I,

"[ ~iir.;;@ a 'I!'i!'O,ma VI 'O'IIiith a I:l~gl
cabMS@,"

"She ttHJIk; ml'l{ SIOd,a!W't1~t ~ C-U"Ne""t-ll!esd~r~'"
!;XAIiII R\,.!;· 2

o ILeal!'n

more ••"
N

'''il1t~tman c:.aILl!edmeal C-U~Nle~~~ TlJe!!iiday~ ~(lW
ry(!lII1J!"

• A ",c:aIMose is title 1~S'tcal'
on a ·fn!ight~lI'aiIFll.

:28

THiElSLANGMAN GUIOE rCIDBlfYE!NSUSH
Copyrighled

material

CANNED F.RUJT
Ca'ones
,8 Testicles"
e;tAl<lpa~,
E"'~M;i'LE I.

"I Iik.e gilrls whO! Ipllaljl withl my c<!iJones./'
I;X..,\MI"U; ;;:

~~t~~;;le 1 "Teal !lirled some ,call~girls for the party.
B~Mi?1!£'2

'"ll'iley" 'whelre is thle ,cain? [ have 00' Ulf;i'ii'l!ate:~
!;)(.II,N1"I.E.2

It :should Ibe ru'In!!"

"That guy hasa big pa~.,of
.calj,ones., Look at his pa~lts,,~

"[ got a can 9i:11when I was ~ ~!'li\l~lr. [ ~a:lly oe.ecioo n
:oo;.:;!!"

"'Ist;iw" $Son th~nOOF In thEl can, b'l;i,t; I dudnl'l: Wal!U to' t'Ou:ch it. Th<lt pr,i!I,oe ~i5 so

dirty''''

Candy-ass
El~~PU;;·~

"l

IkfllQW

me'. ¥(l'iiJ don't have tlhi'e cajone!$.Y
B(",,""'P1l!~:;!

wiJilry' you WO!1'~ t~ght

Camel Toe
The appealr:alnce: of a

woman's llroin when the
'''ilihalt lliifutle.guy doesn't ha\;t~ the~~jiones for~he aiIFfil1!Y,'~ $eilm of her paints I[S 1p4J'llled Ught'IYi!ll9'alnR: her vagIna ..
1~"'M!'!..e~

,"~P!!1";U;:1

"jacob :soreamed diu n ril9 the
movie"

w,~,~taca:ndy~assl!"

"Naomrs,
• This Spalnlf1ritrlword meaui'lilli'l,g

p.;lillts are SO

tngl'iit

you call! ~e heir camel t-oe!,~
~!K~M?llJ:2.

r:):~~F'!Le':o: "You caln,dJy-,a:ss~' I'rn nOIt: gollngl to htllrt you,"

"~~tidE!$" i~Ipronounced "cah,·I:H)·.n!:l$ ....

"Fred goes to aerobics class ]li:Ist tQsee alii ~hecamel

Canned Fruit
I

.

Call 80

toes.'"
o IllA!arn more ... -ThiS expressi,ol'l r·efeiS to
1

A IlDmo.sexua11manwh.o
not publklW'iMI'n'lillttedl to boillilg ih;g,mQtlex;~I.
!;'XAMPLE t

bali

~l'I.!fj~

"'crioor9~ 1m ,ade a 1!lOt, of money as .a caUl bO'y.~y men Ik,·'foe
,li1lim,~
~PlE;2

Iti.e V~S!hi!l,pedls:pace betw eef1i ~1'11@, two lloes 'calmell'sfoot.

O~

a

"'I l:i~d to be a canned fh.jllt,

blut: now evet¥One kloows I'm
9ayl~'"
E~F'LE2'

boys don't need to :be cute, ~heyjiust l!'1eerl1. to, be il"elldyror se)(a.~I·ttn~ time ....
"'C1I,u

''''I touched

Jeffs

boott!!nd

he!

OIButt.
iE'X__ Mf!tiE :I

ran away.lih,at canlinea; fimllJit! ~!e !f!eOOls to, admijt~hait !m~
liikes itl]'"

o learn
,Ii

mOfth",.,

"I realliy l!IIkeIBofI!~Y',but ~er
lcanisteo,
~~~AMP1II!l ~

You may a~so' hear ~Irelilt

hl!i1 for Im:e.~. '~~n."

o team

11llQ1'e •••

boy,'"
"My wiif~ ha!ittlrne ~.

.. ~F1i1u {p., 72} ~sa rude It''

'W7Jy to say "gay.,."

2,Q Copyr·ghted materia'

EQiHF'~.~il.

"Q!01ge 'Was c:asbi'a!illidlin ill s,tr<!Ili'Ige: Claff.:e;e··ma'i(,er explosion. ~
~_A11.I'1;El :!;

Cathouse

"l:~l:siml miy 9 ~rii"r~er,11dhad can!s like that ,girl ever 'I:hel!i'e,.'~

' ' ~i?Ui: 1
Catch Shit

w~'!I:'lifl !iijpe;lilcl~ngall of my

mOin,erV at 'the Laithouise .: ~ need " rgii nlf~re~d!"
E~M~.1£2

.
I

. ,

~i,i(:'!I<L!'!.'1i: 1

l\o. . . ..
.

"~Welre,going to ~alt'ih silmlit if we dOn"t'Qlet: iliar1l1le lbefblre
,e~,ei'li'en!~,
IE:V:MP!Jr:;~'

s:aw m~ h~!:l,~rng thec.altihO~$e,l'm jn trOluble!~
"':My gifilrm~liId o
1!.PI\!i!I

more'."·,,

.~ ~'lilica'nQlda, the 1982 movie "Did 'fQ~G,;Itdhish,t ~C1'r f:Or'9',ett~ngyOtJf m(lm'~ b~rt!ll dla,y?'"

.

~

:meB@'stUttf~ WhOffl/lOUS€ .rIilT~xaS! Wi:!S r;ei~amedl J:be

Best I.i,(t~ Ca'ttlO;lJ($I? fn
J:ex.:I$.

fXil'iMPtE

;:2:

"~Miyfne~d Jc¥,oesMwed me 'her ca 1Iit~ ,aifter I gClve her'

$tO,~'

IFor hu'lt!ose:tJlil'.t me:nf the lman, Wil'!,.,is penMnted ,by l
the othe!r
mi!lR

Vagina.
~XIl!M:l'!.]; "

dlu'-;lln,g alilal

'"Matilda Ihld the drugs tiiil Iher
liD, rem,QV,e :II mOllie's tesUdes, Imaklngse'J!l IIiI1;PQS$ible.
~'!C}!Jmi!1J

~"'_"IPL!i ,I,

"I fuUlllCiial glfi!'.!~t,,gay weosilje t!ha:t 1~,~1i:swl1i[)'1:$,~I catd!@I"',.
~nd who isn'1l.'"
~I?U~~

chiill-cha d\il riing the inSII:lectl'on,..
EX,j,f;lw.;; :;:

"I heard the govemmentils ttI~nkingl ,a'oout ca&tratl~9' men who r,ape womem."

")~I t(lId millll1~I'sa ca~cJu~r, I'd love to' pei1Ui),trate himJl"

"'[ can Pll,t my penis lin Debbie"s cha-c1"1!! whenev·!!1'I want, and Slhle ca n use my r;:red"t canil."

.~'I"I o!se'bll!li

il. 'Ui1:e~11:~trne:r"

., [1!flOomooiy G€!f!:tral's TN.

catches the lb.aiUstJnro,wn by th@~pl;tche;li~ ,(p.. :1.48). ..

snow

~;SOil.llth

Park/,

Ca~an's Ii1I1I,Olml oift'en I;]S'eS, ~!i:;h~H~h;;l" instead (l;f va'!:Hnt)ll, gS illi. "Fie put hi1l h(HlIo·dillly npeil'1i~s"] ilrill her

,ehal~cha,"

THi :SLAN6MAN GUlPS

ro ;DIRTY

EN'GUStI'

Copyr'ghted materia'

ChunF'Ider

~"'P~;il:

"IKyle is; trying toO staY' dealn.

dQIiiI;t gOI to barn Qr a,IilY piaces thil/t serv,e: akQhQI,,"
50' ~ll:
8"M_~_~ :I.

"COV\l ARD"
Most Plm!1!liiicari!5: a'lIE! i!li!ISldt-ed when they're

"l'm 'golln-gl to d,yrnde'f. U yOy n-e,ed me~ I'U be l~n t!hJ@ I:i,ath roo:m.'"
E)(P"lPt:E J

GaU~d a"oowam:l~
ecspecil)Uy men, ~ru.:~

H

~M r, Sato was sUlrprisedl

when I ch'i!Jindered (lIil,!h,U!> w~fe after ttl! e:palrt.y/'

"Th'at was m@ best 01~m~lI)( I eV'@,1in'1!G. Let's do it aga~lnl~~
EMHF'.L!:2

Don't have ,a, ba c!<:bone
(Ill', 51}

Cill''de Jerk
M!e'l'll whol masturbate

"WliUiam says he can give a

fl1l·!'!:!y~~~t[p". 7~) I Gutless
{p"

i/IIDliiI1Ian three elirnaxes In one hour. [ dCH'il,'t beH!!'ve hlir:iliil'!"

alii}

Scar'eldi)l·c;a,t (~, :lOO}
Spiililelless {IP, liS,S}
WIUl55 {~" :H,G}

thGQ1sehlEls oreadll other' ,~n
,11!1

,e To. orgasm.
,IDI~~MPlE:1

'II rou,p.,
e;)(~'1P1.ei ~

"My ifoO<tl;liilll coach say.s a. oirde jerk w,i ~i eip us beal h ltJ.e'tte:1i m" bu~ Idol'li'~ want tea

"'Ar,eycliiI' giolng to climax soon? ltr1V 'faiVOliiite T",V.shQW wU1111 Q!1 in ~v"e m~!i"lJliJte!iii."~· be
I~Mjlli!E;2

'feIlQIVIi' (p. 21~fI) USE[)!WITH fRIENDS

to t!ou~h ilno~her .guY'·s
p~:flis!~·
~M~E:~

Candy"'ass ai~,al.; when thad

(1",2'~I}

"loOuldlril1t
5e":(

witih Ed'55ister, but [

Ch~~!(E!n·:s:~~t n) i(JP,,·
USED

r,~a~lly <:llnted to!~ W

~",Some gUY$ I krlecw ln c>O!H~:i1!

wrru

g:ot

fel;_!Uy

dru~!o;r!1!1~d nad a
Crit CHloris.
1e;'..:-,t,MP1!E ~

(XTkEME CAUTION PU5Sy(p,P55}
5is5YCgo,l'1!1i)

o~rc!!~ j~F¥, J Ul0Ygl-n i~was :str~nge bec~use they alii had g,irlifriends:."

"I h:JI!.tt!!d when Jacob liit: touoo~d 1!im'1;'l c~itw~~h a If,~ther 1 ItFe'lt amazu1n.g.,"
~MP!1JEY
!;);·"'M!'t!I;j.i!

weeiks~ out I ~aUyw;[lli1ita
bi;ler.~

""r"'f!! been o!'eali'i!1'few ~hree

"My clilt vibr!lt~$ $0 i1I:iI,~,hen 161'1:1'$ m(!l;Q:r'qIdeth~t I 'usually have en orga$!TI jus:l; lni.diog d(lwotown.~

~
Copyr-ghted materia'

C~ usterfuck
• Altlhough~el:it~ Ii,s al shorte,li1ed, version of. the medical tleliriliil·',clit:O,Ii,hs,,~' it's ·c:on:si"de,red '!fery \lull:g:i1!Ir •. A. disaster.

EXAM-!'t£l

'IOM,)!, ~-h'lCIl~biiltld

is a cock. til e

t'.oo[k (!iUthe furniWr·e whel:ii he I@ft !Mill e:"~

l~~"_~~ ~.
IE1XAMF'l!!12

".J~~i didn't: plan en~iJJ:gh. Tlm,iS
meetil'1l'gll~5a 'c!USt'l!Ni1illJ,dk!"

'" IBecaref~H A,. ",cook" 'i~all:s'o a male' chic;i!:en.

.A.homOsexual m~!iII whQ has not: putillidly adlfllttedl ~o being homosexual.
~!l'~

~e- bas,!.::et:bil!!'lg!:!lrnewi'!$ !) ,c~usl!er;tiuck!W'e: dl'dln't WQrk; ,~sa teal'll,'"

Cock-block 1'0 interl';e,;;e wlthallothei:'

"'Ai~bert ~s:a, cl:oset case •. Hle,'s,
afil'a~d he'll lo~ ~I$ ~:ob~f aimlyg:ne IIkJn,~ws !tha.t h'e's '91;3IY.""
~~:Ii

Cock
'. Penis.
1!j),'A_I'1!PUl1

ltiu!lr.i"sattemptstD (I1's~~al '~nb.ct.
EXJ,f,lr;li,.E. :!.

,get sex

"']:was,~ ,closet C!se uli1:tJl'll coHe,g~e. Now my fo:lmi~¥ amod i'Jel:'i'd!sa,n know ~.'mgi;ly."

"Gera Id's cod, isnit Vle:rry bi9j so 1 hav,e: trouib:le, a.r;g3slmIln:g duri.!i1,g $e:!!:."
~f'U;2.

sex,"

"If you c()(:k~bl'ac::lk. Ime wUinl H1eather, 1')1; Ihurt YO:!JI!1 need

!1~MIi\Ui.:il

"'Ate Y(lU trylnlg to 'C1:lek;·lllliooK Allaf'!? 1 saw youflikil:ing wiUlIl

Cioset Qu ee

Fb

"'I dQl1I't think; Malfl!1~l~very cute, but: ihe has a b~g'coc!k. Good sex ~s;more ImportalrJrt
tha ngood I!OO~!<5·!"

hi!Sid~,te."

.A homosexual man who has not: ptJ'lJlIdy admitted tD

• You may ,aliso hear

being homosexual.
fj(_~J\iE: :I.

''''RichCifd is, Iiir'U!i,r.lii1 to a e:d bea·I!Jti~IlJI~wc;mi'l!i'l.but: 1 kooW' :itll::';SreaHy a: dO.set qru:e,'fli'ill.'"
!;~KA~E::Z

"tOCkabIO(;ild"91"~I~ In "Olh'~r ~sal,d 1 Wi;!$ 'DOo!;Ik:-bIO~IIf'l9hi:m wit~ Amrne!liil. Tt's: trye! '~w,illnt har¥,e S'e:li; Vl!'ilt'DlI herfirst,N
• [lliItJltlllS

~Q

phrase,

~CO(iI('"f$!!;l~
·ii1j~laiill~

pf,e:vliO1:1,(l; ·entlrv)

"pen~:s. ~
my frieliTldis'ttTl'lnk

"MiCstaf

Ricky

Martlln

is a doset

queeri."

o :a.earn more .••
ill

You 11i!Ii!,y a~SiO' he~ilt

.queer..·~

~,closet
~Pl.El,

"iNathan kiil:k@,dmy ,~og! My
dog fsokiZilY', but INalIDa,Iil~S.~ cock!'''

THSSLANGMAN

GUWET,Q' D%\QT'YENlSU$H
Copyrighted materia'

COt.lAR THE COCK
Cock Ring
A nJlbberc ring used to res;,trict t1he:naw ornlilid ttl rouOhthe pe~bto gtve QXtlitIJ pleuruli'\'!: dut.~ng ,org,Cltm.,
ID(1IiM."le ~~,

cocktease
It.

• A pe~n

who, doe$n~t V:et

very ,exeil"ed diufiling ,sex.

pernnwhogm III m,an RlCuaU.,. 'ex-cted, but "",nil not .Uow hhnlll W",Y ,to have
a,AOlfgMm.
~iIo,:101_P!l.f:l

I~X.t!""'~!I

""I had sexwlth~!a Ii'let:l.a$t Injgh~. Win!3!t :a cQlldifi!ilh !She Ine\l~r rnlov~d.'"
IExliiMIilJE .2

"oontt w,asm ~Oi.i(bime 'with
IIlJ:se ,a,cock 'Inln~ [t1!!i\l\l!i .i!'I,ma'2!ling
.rn

"'Every Ume dllUlring :sex,

Il!Cilnnibe~;y. SIMe~5 big ,~

md::teo1!lse,01ndwiU l!i'l,~v'er

"I hea;!ld~'1lJtB!I~I:~ ,!il, ~old ~$n j I,n bed!"
GLeam
mON",.

o:rga:5:1i:Iil15.,'·
EX]I!Iot~E,::l

119.ve

se;<with

you.

c "

EWlm::l:

"My '~rlirl'friend Icought me my fiir5t: CQ('J~. ~li'19.Now I don't

"Ondy kisses everyone, but: w':s; real!'y jy~t ~ <:o~k:tel'1!se.

• People SillY g:ood sex is "'ih,ot::," A 11il~I!'SO:PllwhQ' r,s ,~

want to

IllaJve Sl::;(

wi't'hoult iit,'"

Sl:1e w,on'!:

I~JaJ'tese'.i!. I.iLi:'I:ti~

Sine's !111N;j,r:Iii1.ed.''''
COCkSd"ICker • A lnasty peQOIl1l.
£(.tIi_l{i'I'.f .1,

"told! fi's!:!'" d'~!1:'t gd "!hot;" d~lnog !5fl!X~ th~· !50' sex isn't ,e,lCotlfil,gl.

• Y'Ot.! may also, hear
"did<tiea:5e ..~

couar The Cock

"P,ati'iclii; :stole $:1[00 from What ,~ c~ksliJc;k!e!l'!"
,~Ii!:Pi_1l ~

me.

lE"x""MJt!E. :I, o:'id; at four times, a dav to, stillY Irella:!I:;ed" •

..] 'try t<l' o:l~lla,rthe

Ilea!St "Miy ~~is;tooyfne!1dw~~

a

'CQck:slJJlckier .He made! !me Ipey fa.a,1i eur da~esll'"

~loI!li'lLEl

"RagiN' liiieVElr say ... h~lIo, to

[K..,joI2i~.~

tiIiiIe. He's: a COld if!IiSih."

"'1 needw, g.e-t.Ii! gi~frill!lr1!01I,sQ
~.CI!II~I:!;.tcp coUalr:rng~e eeek and havesomel1ea1li sex!"

• A.penonwho .,.,.jpys p(irf<:irm~ng ,gral :sex on
men"
IEiC}tMPtE .I

"CordeliiJ"s a 9 Mat
'uocksllJ!ck'e", :SO ~ as!l(ed he" to perform ori.!!~s:e)((m me

,even' n~ght"
!::Q;_IotF'tL'l 2
;:)(~"'l?iLe :I'

"Rina is a Qlreat 'Ciocksuckeli! She can do. lit und'e:IrW,I!!Itll!r","

".Plml not a c.ol\1 'fish. bLJlt I dO:rill't~H<.e o hugl peqp.ie[ just ~ n:iI.(l,t. ,.

as
Copyr·ghted materia'

DRASGiJNSA:SS
Drh.l@
nU\!

POf"celairt

Oro. Some Thunder

Bus

II:N~£

;~,
~"'~P~E'1.

IW,MI"4i[l;1

"SharmQ:~1 d~!1k tOQ !ii'1~ch beer 111"SI;n~9'1ilt.·Slhle'!s re,a Ily drag!Qirngl ass today","
l~~~.::i.

"J ,c~n'1:,e~t ,~nythl!i1,ge!se
l!iJlotill] dlN)pSOme t,h,liJnder;"
I~Mi~E:;;

",~'felt lil!::e 1: ~as dlrriviltmljl:tlme! jjQ:n:;ela'i!fi!1 bY5 laU~heway ~Q Cll:1!i:na last 1ii'1lig~~" cl,!\omi~edi I

001" ~~Ir:s. ,.
~1'.1~~E::!;

"JIt

"1 was (j!raggling ass all mom~~g. Malybe["lm, ~:etting sick ...

if! Ihe~! Did v'ot! ,just drop some thUinder"?'"
:s'fiIil!~!I~s 'terrible

..'~ It;Qvoe getliJ IilSJ drulr1l!k but·~ .• !:late dri\!ilil9 'the Ipan::e~~iliil Ibus .home,'"

Drop The K~ds Off At

Drain 1"0. urinate.
E)t",,<!i!lUi l

Th.e! Lizard

o lliearn

morell •.••

The Poo~

·..Mo:st~o~let.S are made of

"I'<ln:elbl!'ill.'"
er~[>,L~ !

"Phiilll went tXl' dra:~o tt:!e: Ilila:rd. Hrtillbeback ~~ooo,. .
I~~.:ol.

Drop One's Load

"Sorry rm late, ] hj'jJdHI ,(jlr'O\p t~@: ~dls 'off at m@' IP00,1 a rid

shay,e,before ] ~oOld leave."
~XiI!c!,'!Il.Y;: :2

"Wlihich

w:ay to the bathroom?
1E::Q..KPl.E II

I Ila'lte to, crain tine '1Ii:z:~r~L"

IKAY:"'What

is thaitSlm el'II?"

~¥Q1iJi

maya,lso hear "d~ai:lii!1

thevl\!in."

"I c::!Qn't I~!ce it whenl IBQb di'Ops Ilrs: iWd ,on my~heelS, I. h!!l""~ tc wa;!i'1i'I1 Ithe'm:'ll ~hree 'tJilme,s a week."
t~L".a

GARY;. "QIh. I jy~tr dt'Qp~g

the kids, oft' at~_h;epool,,"

"La ~:rawa~!jo' dtu~~k,] dropped m't" IlOOdJ her f:a Oli! onl

"nd slh:edidn't noti~e}'
160,MJ';!:E! !. fl<A."'f\L~ ~

"Dliatl!! I t'aU'edth,1!' sdence

WMP!J!; l

"'Te!li"'f 'is ,a,s;drunk aSi a :slh:Jnl('!' We ,Gi1ln't: I'et her dinve

tiest."
1i~PU!::l

'''Stl1al!11 <dir(lpped h~!i Iro~dI~fl his palots: ag'a~o,,"
lin _~2 "SOil'lli)' ]rm latre.,]:had to dr'Gp

'nome.."
IEXAJ'lI'i~ ;;:

"'D,ll'a,tlll [cal[ll't se~. anythingl this f09 !'"

"M'V' dl;:icl is,alw:ays; as, c! rn Ilk:
as
,I'll SkJilJll"lk.

H:e needs heIIP'!~

o !:.earn mQre ...
,~ This filsa 'nicer way to SO'l,y

-v ~Q~d.~

"d<!iIllIillll~ (p..,44)1., THE$l.ANGMAN' GUleS ro ~r,RTY ENaUSH Copyr'ghted materia'

"UM8~.ASS
Dry Fu ck
T,o lrub againndiiu.othet peli'SOn 851;1 you a re.hawng
W"""~l,~;!
exAMl~.il

HI woulid ask Pa~:Qiefor Hie !'!!I"!~!~!\~'~lr"i!b~it slile":s as d1i1!rmb ;'$ iilJ sa~k Qf fQcl<$'!~
'. Leilfn m,ON •• ,.

"Miy lnewtea~
~ dg]'~

M. a.Sdumb

es ,arl'Qx! ~~eklJii!OWS ~ess,han t

se,x', but while wearing
,clothes.
BoJ;J,..J'tiE II

",You

lliinay a!:so Iheat ",d:timb,

a!!!11 ~~bk of 'Wet ml~e. ~.

want t'Q liilalV~ seoc, ~, we ]ii,!st i<lfsliiedl ,affi.1 dry ffuekEid a.U n~gl~t. '" ~Alili'l,n didn't
![(to!"1?tJ1"! :l

__

~

~ -~ ~04:. F· '.:

_

--.

_,

...._.
r .....

_

..... ~
" .••

'-.~

~:.l

"'if'E!di 'Qot al ,wt '00 his pen~,s fir(llf"l'il, ,dlry fuc;:king Ibil last fiiliglilit"," 0< ILearlill
.. VQI,.I IiQDr~ ••"

VeliJsfupld.
IE:X_A_~r;: ~.

Dumb-ass
A, .stupld

"Da''¥'e ju,mped ,off a big rock ,13Iil;d broke Irrl~s~eg, Ilf*e':sa,s dumb as an O,)(! ~

person.

E:XJ!.Mfl.!f): 1

Im.ay a!so' heat "~I!)"

"Howard jli;tcstye:lledat
:~. 'What
ial

his

hump. "

d:ymb·;a·:!jl!i!"

Ii~. .. :
" ~I.

DIALOGUE,
\~RAY DELIVERS STREET

P1ZZA"

E~P!l!~l

"'Get off yourdu~iI' oil,!')dhelp'

l'm1Ie dre'an the hO:IU'!ii'H'~
!;i1!;V1!"1!Jf;~

IHere is as-holt dii!!l.IIO'giUCbetween twO' Americans. .JACk "'~ lIi'Ieaiidi y'O'iJl1f' ,dlumb··as!S Ib'i"Other R~ly dli~k!eda 17-yealli'·olld!gr,t'l Ih~$tniglhlt."
C.ARLOIS "Yea,n,. He met her' las.t !fi!~ghtwMI'l! liiie 'WillS

"My duff hurts f,fom, tile' dog' bl:t:e,~

ruck (i). 46)

Dl.llmb--aS"$

I(JI.

55)

Vert $,t\!;plld.• ,
EX;I,;~r;;t'E
j,

de~.iiy'@rir:!9'Sltrnt pizzas lin ~nt of ibalr. He' was d'~'rlk '~I~ a s.l<l.lIli'Ik•. 1!:5;

me

Deliver ~rHt IPlil::rf:as Hi. 415',' D,n.ln'k, as a skunk ,rp_ 54)

u,s!!::!'at" l'ACK
'''lrl~a,t dip.shit h'll1esi 110do it wnflr y'O~If'I:g,girls:, ,I ~o;p.e lit!!
goes,tlo ,jBi,lsomedlliY .~'

"IPau 1:0,is 'cute', but he'~s;as d~lmi1Ib!!is~Is:a~ of IroC_jkS~"

Dipshit

(IP,,47') I)o,U ~\, 4:B~1

55
Copyriphted materia'

!;)Cj\!01I'1lJJi'l

CAiRl;:"YOI,l"re .irupid'!"

o Learn more •••

'. Y'OI.! may ·all~o hea,.
"du.mdum."
'. 'ChUd'rren IiJse this IPli'lmS€ more 'Qfteiil' than adl!!l~ts,.

WiG ~"~'Im9,0'i09 to lPundhl 'you, dumb"a~~:~!"

• A lOl1g Ume ago, sdhQOI ,'hi~dren who 'iiH1S'wered ql.!esti'oli'l's 'wrong had to wear a "du nee cap" as.
pUifiI,lshment.

-

--

Du rnb-Iuck
Dumper
EXANPIJ1 :l

Butt.
~PU;!
j;

A sWpldl or' unpopular

uDave is ,IJlwiaY·sg€l'ttlng I!ost" Hie's ,ilIlreal Gumb·ruck.
~M.E2

ptirson.
EUMP,LE'1

"Look at:~Ii1;e,t;;ut:edll:lmper mil ~t1~t 9 ii~11 O'...~ there, ~,
!:;li;i!l)1~l!l2

.. [lc:nl't ib.e' a dillll,IMDArlJdk. Rilta." Come· wlitili'l,us tn Ithe partyl'"

.,'~ ~ke.V.Oll', but 1:can"t dat,e you. Your' dumper' iiS tDO big!""

"'llhe pality was t'elf~ble. Th El:re W!1l.re d'Woo'bs Ell.!'erywi1@J1ea,nd no, ak:ohC):II!'"
f~j!i.fj::i~

"K!e'lf)i"'~5 la,st Ilooyfrilerndl w~s a dlweeb" so I'm sure s!lie'1] lili1e A, :stupid person.
~.I't;,~~

'Y:Oi,ill.."

""Rjd; '~!'!'ilays dri;,!~~ wllTi~'r;j he"s drunk, W~atal

~J.fl

du.m'o.-snit!I"
~XAMFI!,.g

"HI you (loin't~ study mere,

you11 ~dwa,.:s;be
~p~;t

Oil

dunce.! ~

/II. masc:uUne leJ5bhm.
t;X_Ii~Ili.E ~

2

"" feel lik:ea lit! !Inti-shit .. I

CCilo't r,emem,ber rrry phorne
n·lllIlfI1Ilber."

'''My sen is a OlilliCe He c.an1: even spell i:Hs,own 11il!ii!f!'l.e,"

"l'hot dyke looks likeCiI m!Hl'!!"'
1~_~~1"'lJE2' ~. (iJ!IJ!fi't

"l'm onl¥ attracted to ,dV~s,. m..@ wOomen w;h,oar~

roo femi!ilifJie/'

A ,stupid person, •.
1E'X.A:M_1't.i1! .1

>;lImrll,y's

ill

(h..!mmy! IHe
,01'1

:Sipilled juicoe
fi)!AM.:PU::i

hi~ s-birt."

~'ioij di!Jmrny! Y.ou ffte.E:dto stalHt tlhie Ijlil!'e,"lloof{H'e~ yOy caf'[l, bake ,gl ~a'k:e:!~'

TH!: SLANGMAH GUIDE TO ,P'IRTY ENGLISH
Copyr'ghtcd materia

Good Lav
A seXiIJ'i!lllytri!ln,s:lli'!ltted

• A per.son who is good at
SQ'!!!:., u);MP~i

dllHase.
1~"1O'\iIEt EQMRL:!;.~

"ThJ€: doa:(lr just to~cIme:lihat

1 MVI::! 'gonorrhea. I n.@ver
tlhougtlt jt wouf:d happen t:CI

"She won't~ee:I' :3\0 a,rr!,gry after' a gona Ilia!)!"f,r(Jm Ili'Ler looi)'friernd. ~
~~PlI'2.

"O~ryi is a gOOdl lay. 1 haC! sex with he.r yesteroay, alldll ~ c:an1:st.op th~'I'!!kii"'9 about iW
e):)(Mp,L;E ..2

me","
Itl:>IAJ.;pt~

a

"('}ofllo.nmea ls lreany pal!lilifliJlir but:tili1:ery Ih'l1i\l\e' g('J('lodl medm~ine to' OIW'rle iit 1i\!'I)W",'"

"l IFeilily need a good lay to. rorget about fi'Ili!)' ex-gitlmeod. ~,

"'I Iileard 'Tom was a, '9lood lay, but Ertilil ok: tle'S!;erribl'!i!! <;it

sexY'

E'!'M"..P"~!; :!

"Good gri@f! Y,ou'resick
a gla.ul'!!"
IEXAMi'iLE.2

I
II
I'

i
.

DIALOGUE
"DON'T
.AlICS

I I

BARF IN THE CARll

"Good grien The dog FUifled the' carpet!
H

I:

• Thfs; 11.$ InM-r(:!1i9~¢·i!.i:S way
~I

.. [ had a si1ii~tyala'r'at ~Qrk.
[ IIflel'!d

Shltty

(p., :inj,
''11'{1)

t<:!,s:ay~Good God!"
'. Anoth!!lil'!!:ss: popular
\i!!!!'IiS~O:I1I IOf

Ito get na'mmel!\ed\ ,"'

Kammerea iIP.,

Uii'l:s phrase ,~s

"Goo(l gFo't.,.rY'~"
'. Chanie BI',QwrI, o:lI'Ieof thi!'!
'''Peanuts''chai''a:cters

VlNCE "'~,'~I ,drive, but y-ou hav,e tl:) Ipr'(lrli'i! se; ~at to ya1k I ~ mv [
caWI~~Pf:

creatle<J1 Charle~s~hli.d~., by a~waY·::isal'fS "~, gliilef~:'" when som@thirngl 'g:oes

"rve b~en i:JTIti.ed 111~!mon a timeSiH'Id I've ne~e.r ball"ifed."

AUCE

B!1'jt:zed (p. Ie) hrf(,p.,.n)

wrong.

VINC,E

"0,,,,. bUlt if youl dlo,.Ylol!J;ra'ss
is Q:rrass.,:~

:Someon.e':s aulls
~I!l.~64)

gll"a.$$.

87
Copyriphted materia'

Grind

~RPl.IEl

r;_XI\'Mf'I.....e.~

~:!w>!F\U;;l

"Tilea IO\l1e5to s:~ngand WI ncewhille she's, naked.,
What ,!!II goof 'ballllm
jj

"Thefle'!;\

,al lliillalril gQQsirlglile Oill thetra~liml ,e:aeh morning. ,~'ml 1910lngtoteUthe pollcel"

women

'~W~!illt tOgir;;l b~iG'k

~o ~v 'plooe

to 9Iri'!ld?-"
~pJ._e2'

e;"'~E::il

IDHIN."[ wish I ~o.uldfilV~~ A!1;U5L;~YoilJl ,goof' ba~1ItYO'LilI're

~My penis l:lI:ii;i r1sf'nlml 9 "il!:i;diingaU, Irlliglit tor.;gIWiith those t!inJi"-eeg~r!:s.'"

af,raMI ,O'f height$II'~

~

... -.. n.-· . .

e'XA1'!M.:I.

'0' A stuprdperson.
,E;.~i>I,!!,]

~H:e:'59 rosst I~'II()'1.lITdl neve r k:~S5 Iilim.~ Andly SlleflPiS
~I

"Somet,l,mes

dyMl1g ~Ia$~. What
e..){AM~
"l

gQoo!~

I~:~ otJo1l'1.e 2,

f;MA.toI~!:;;:

"The 5uil:sa,Iesma,ifI 'gQosedl mewh~lle Iille wafS mieaSUril.ni!ll

"louli::; lifted! ,a huge ro(iI<a,nd hli:;lrt his: IbaCk. What a 900~~ • A paltA" hiredl for Ihlls or iii... $tli1lln_~ 1!.IIi-yelly IIiI:I o:rder to,tlhi!l"eflltiil!<l! someone eEH'.
~'I1I!'t)!.~

rnel"

".MGrfI" everyQne at~t:hool thinks I'mgtOss, I wiUnev:-et
O:rrtdl gl dgit~,'"

• Olsog Lt5t1 ng•
Gre:asl2 the Bayonet
~.l(I!MF;lL'E .1

..Look: a't the~Fash til oalluOg Iml the ocearnl.,Tha~'.5'9f;l)ss .."
EX..... .'!i:!"~_[.~,
.EX~MIP1!.1El'

"I, owe Mlik11! a11i1!W, so 11€ m
~1F1t: hlis gooli1i~ to. g~,t. it!"
~~E2

"iMavbe['lml mia,$tllJ !itI.ating too nlw:l!., Y~rday] glreased

"I

tlilll nil<: ~ at·e:a spider Iby acdl dent. 'How Q ross! '"'

~he baYi[)~,tt:U;i ti'!1lm:es.""'
ra:~PIi,":1.

""Greg '51 :g,oom;,broke my leg becaUiS\e [ iinsu~,ted him."

"~;s;I:~stlia:ml9:~ Ul: thl Iiil k abou:t: '!kittens while I'm greasing

'thie baYQoet?~
~, IMen~f;e ,~illed "gOQ~~"" m(ll~oft~n tit1J~t1 women.

ss

THE SUNGMA,N 'SUIOE TO IPllUY EN$,USH
Copyriphted materia'

Group Grope
A IlfOUP of people 'touC!h111:1ii1i on,!!:perso'ni's genitals.
IEX'.t~E;l

Guns

~~P1EjJ

"Eve'Fyof'le:got so dnmk that the party ~uffi;eC liinto a 9 rou P
glro:pe wi~h me at the cenM!~'." .

~~"'~""'~ 1

"'Th~t womi3ln ha:6 :-;Qme l'illre :gun!;, I'd liljve to hold them in my ha:nds."
IE:X,tl;M1tf11: 2:

R'WIlII YQU Irace me', Oli are you

gtJ;t!e~!5?"
~:tiU'!!'!.I:i

2:

!:;:(~PtJE ;~i

~llh ope Marry il~ COmll1i'l9 to il:he pa,rtty tI)ln;i:ght.. I hav,e al glroup g.lil);Pf.l: waitiingfor her:"

~ltlii Ili'Ik tnat 'gir1's glllililsa~e pointiing at Ji"IiIe. ~ o ILearn more. ••
.A_

"Henry is gutless! H~ won't eat raw 'fish because! Ihe's
afiraidl."

rnarrs

"'g,I[:lnS"

are hf!5

• W'e:;:iav tlinat: a brave

• Some people me~n '''glfQ'i[iiIP sex"vlh;e~li'I\~.y IJ~ thi:s
plh rase "

"b:!ioe:~" (!,!Plpoer·amn mul$d~;).

pe!"$Qn hil~

"'9~.r''' ;So ~

"9Iu,th~s$" person is a

coward,

,~ y,'ou may also hear "g'ultJless;

Gupp[e

G row Some Sack :cx...~~e
iEYAHFtll

wo;rvileli'" (iJI persoriwho is suen Ii'.! cow[Mdl~hatlt'5
i!!mi!l~ing),.

1.

"Stflj'JlilUl!I!i1l

'g:ot a new j;obaJs a

~la'liJlra O1l:liwwys yems a,t Rallph.

H'elileeds to

grow

lawyer., He' and his bovtri@nd ar;e Ireal g~ppies: now'!"
I

Gym Queen
,A muscular

$(l:r1r:H~!sad<
1(l~Mi>J,E;.i!

b.omosex1.l'al
Ill;

and yen back at lIilerr!"
EXAM!U1 :z "I used: to hit Wally a iot, but he' grew SiOnnlesac::':. Niow I'm tafralid to flight with h~!m."

"Thi,~ pa!fty is rullill Qf 91yppiesl
l€!t's glo somf!wi'n@re ,eise,"

miln who Iym.
e;A~-"\J:~

usual" ilt the

.. A."Yl!i,p,ph~~ is a "~()UICi9
Urb<!li"i Pf(jr~i;lSr,Q,t"ia,l, ~ <I

""Qe! is, a gym. q;~et:lifI, H~;'II~ only date mliil'scldar men flnJIT!
his

gym.'" to
the! gay gym

• ":5ad('~"'i:sanotl1'!ir way to
s;ay~~e:st!i('1e ...
.. 'tOiiiJ

malY ,EJ ~SiP hea,r ~'get

Ip.ewson who has a good job a~disonnJ;l'i; jJO!!tin, '1;0 s'i,Keess·, A iot ,of people d'cn't Hke 'fllp,pieS.

EiQ/MPlE:2

"'I go

across

trim;!; s.tmet t!&Ir,eetimes a day, 1: glues!> 'Y'()U can sayrma

:$(l'liitilfl: $a(!k,"

gym

ql.!leen.~

'I

Th'rlS! Iphrase is used by
It~~ua~~ liiiIilore ofte:n then he,lie~xuals.

aq
Copyriphted materia'

----

I-- - -- Half=as5,ed -

--

-

'_

__

Hand Job

I

~PLEl

IMa,s,tu!rribatiion Qif ,OilImall1l usiogtihe: liIIalnds fOr stimullaitioli1.

"'me p.al!ntEl!"didl cal lIi1,arr-'ilhSlS!!!t! jolb.•Hefor'lgot ~opalint tlle 1o:11lG~~f111 ~
EXAHPLE:i!.

"Sto3iC·yh~!ii \I~'Y str,);')r'lg h~l!"!ds, SIOSl1il! gliVIi1!:!i reat g nialnd ,jobs:"

"~ WI1O''!:€'!l:ihe! Iie~ort I"ha~'~·,a:s:s!E!d. jtllst dOfll'l~ caire :[ wli"lalt the bossl:jhiinksr~

~Pi;,l;~

"larry gOit halmm:ered ~fid
\!'olii1l~tedlon my so[a'["'
Et~MlEJ! "']' CiH11'1 W,ii!'II~when

I get
THE SLANGMAN GUIDE

halmrrUll!1wl. The nmm spins,! ~

to f'fRfV

:EINSLlSH Copyr !;lIlt 0 la~~rli1'

1!;~F;i~~~

~I gat: a hamtd jOb from my

Happy As A P~g In Shit
• l,nis· is ~~l:;tla.!llysalid
QI'dll!!r IP(llg.Il~e,
1~~,t,1'If'I!!l1,

balblys"t.~e.r when I W<l'l>:13 ye'~Ir.~old, .r,1iI neveif' foi~:et

.;Ib(lI,Jlt'

hert"
"'Lenillll:t? lt1aJ5:lOeen, ,a,~li'Iappy ,~,!> ap,l,glln stillit s~ln oe II'u! got his newjo!bl. "
ill
19,x·,iI,M ~E; .2:

Hard On The Eyes

Handballin Using th:a hand or fist as

ully.
e:(,ii_"'~.1

~agino.

pa,nlsln

one/'s, anus or

"If y(JiliJl,bnog me r~: orearn. l"~itie ,Q<S: ha,ppy asa pig 11m :shit~"

E;l!'J.:J'1~!l ~

"~ifFrank waSln,'t: SO hard (lilil the eves~l would ~'liFll:nim. He's rea!I!ly fl.mrnry arndloi~e,'"
f;jQrJMM::!:

"Phi! was I1Qm;!tJ;~I!liif!9 mil! f()r 30 nni! rUJ~~.$ tiJ1~$Inn,ljn-n!ing",i;l'iii!d
now !l!'1l''V vagfl,1iiI f)y!'t$," a
!Lj(A~.,_E,<l

!(lENT; "'What do y:QIiJH"link at

Beth?" JAMIe'S: ~She's pre:tty IhaI'd Ion the: e'f!:S .: ~.d:ont nkie lher ';ace'.~

"'BOt'l'li guys were handbaliliung l!rn:ealt: thes<!me :tJ1I'iliiire. It::hurt al Ilittle, Ib'urt f'elt '9rE\at~
N

Il:t_~MP'ti1!:]

"'If 'Y,olll're lalte forw()(I,;;, ¥ou"~j
'!Jet ~re,d. Our boS's~sa

hg,rd~ass~"
lex:AI\t~~ ;!;

"lOon''); be sueh a hard'>j'l$$" U1lif. llet you; dalJgthtergQ ~O:

• someone~!i attraOOve if Ihe ershe is ''''easy on the
P?/es;~

liJ:1eP!'!J:ty~'"
E)tI!lNJo,LI: .•

"OOI1!'t 'I)ry allY of your hClnlk1f~panll!ly ¥IIlth Im~!"
:E~W'U12.

Hard-on Had Hard Miles
1"0loolil:tI,redl 3!ll'Idi wom~ Uke III ~li'Sonwho, has h2IIdi ill
:E~P1'!'IJEi~

"I'm net interes,ted il11i hanlky-panky" Let's,just talk,,'"
,0

Learn
rill

d Ifftc!!Ih 111h.
I!;XAMPiE; ~

iQ1.Qte.,••

'"'Wlhe,fiI,everI :;lee a pltture of Bradi ~n,J'g-,et ill hard-on.'"
:~ot!t>1c~~

niiS is usual!rI'y saiid as: a

joke"

"'Those guy:s 1100'1!!: Iiik.ethey'''ve h~d some hard m~I:~.~,"lope

"'Wlhef1ll[ ilwugged m)f iCinglis!1

] neve. look Hke that."
1~,II;_1<tf'i!l2

t~~cherflloQlIld hllrd-on."

~e'

hi!::;

"My father was halli1ldsoffi€: wiI'iI@f!I tleWalS voung. He has had many hi<!lrrd m]11!5Sunc:e 'l:tlftm~,P.t

qtl Copyr'ghted materia'

Hardbod

.

.
Hurry., .

Hau! Ass

HaV&"A Bun In The ._ -:_ Qven
'T,obe pr~nant.

.A. person who ii$ iiiniF,MItf~d ph.y.iilca~ IIhape •.
EX,fII~El,

~?~~~

"1 love waU:h~'n,g me ihilll!'1dlbodiesalt the beach on ,$,a1turday Illornirilgs. ~.
~>'lJE::!

"we need to haiJ.!~a~~,. SO we;lie InCit: late te, woliik !"
i

IDlJ,MP11'l' 1

"D"U1l~III;~lcalfilll go on ~he
roUeJn::Oiils!;eIF becaliJ5eshe has

ffil:IiiM:!U:::i.

""U Y(lU O'Q!l'l ~iI;ula$l'!,yoy're gil;)i'ng~o 1i\i!i1!J!S$· tl~,ei 1ffi!\i!ZY:\lii~:!'"

a Ib"uIf! in the 'O\i'"elrl."
iE~!"1..f!2

"There is a beal!1tj,fYl !r!i1l,rdlbody~IiiJ~,1(: works, at the 00'00 ~Q,P r!l~alr my
",p~,rtmerlt,"

"F'rancl'J' ls malrrying Jlm;ce oocaose she Imas a bii.Jlniinl Ithe ·~VQU may ·aliSo hlear~mo've als~,."

Q,v-en,"

Hardccre

Have.HI

BlIlg Up One's

• s:e~u.t l!'ni'!Itell'h!JiIII that
,howt: everydetaill.
~AA1P1)JE l

Ass
To be lin II bad mood.
I~~~~!'i~.

""This mo,vie is: l~a~1(!oof~! I
cali'! :~: [~E2

everytl1il:!il,g! ~

"'Kev';S: bee'~1r;ude ,all mom~,Pl.g, Why does he havea bugl up his ass?""'
lio_:o::_)!.MI'!:ez

"HarolC'O:re:~olm!O'g,aphy ~s
bar,ing,. I like tio use my

Imi1lgillatiQIi'!! .. • Extreme.
f):'~E:I

"Samanthlitll has Cllbug, ~p her" as'S beea u'se .~.loorrowed her" favoot:e T-stfitrt and s;plJlled ,coffee on it~·

To,~11Ii"lkor say lSe)u.lla'l

things :a lot.
"!I'

"Jerry

IS hardcore8!'bOUI: sWim'm,i1ng .. :He goes t'.O, the pool thr"ee times a day ..'" ,

1~;(AI4Pl.~;t

"I'm studyingl Ihal1dioor,elfor Itds test. 1 have to, get a
,good grade:! ~

yo~ mi1!IYa 1'$0 he.!!! ~ "halve a stIck up OI1le!'S: <lS$:" es ~:Ii'll ~MliIrfiica' Imlu~t Ihel~ a s·t~~k 'L:iIP her!'l!~$ 't.~da,v'"Silt'!: :lI:eepsyelllingl <lit me for no
IfeilSon!"

!:XAMI'IL~:.

·"'ru(;i'::.ihasa d~t'l:y mindl. H~t$ always ta'lkl!i'lg abolJlt!!Oe)l:.~
f:X"'Hi?,~i:2

"'carll PUll alllllrl~iIy dolls in
~€xua! p05ition5., H~ hassucn a dJrtty mincH"

~ VgU

may a'iso hea"~"W\hIat '~e:w up S()·m.e~t:ilJe:·s .a"S.:s7~· as lin~:F aln is velliln gli1lt .. ,e!!fI,erycme t"od'ay .. 'What fIl'e'w
up her aS$i7"

llIE "LANGMAN GUIOf 'TO :PIRTY EN'GUSJH'
Copyr'ghtcd materia'

HAW ASOREW LOOSE

':fo,be unlntamstQd or Ignwilnng tol hQ~ s~_.
,E_):~~p,,;j~LE '~

IN 0Tf.lER' WORPS •...
"rio ;hil!~ iii $!ntiI;!~M::I(IU!!!I encou ntvwilih, someone (nuaUYill stranger).
~PlL.El

"EVell'¥ n~:glht[ tell my

most popurllt way.s. to
expr,ess ~rprise mist:ri!ltion, at~a SltuaUon.
I(I.U
I I I I

l;iI,ere are some ,oftlile

husi!)a'nd I have a he'..,d<iche. So l'dM't have to hall'e ~x

With hum.'"
~~~Pci.Ei!!'

"'['Ve never ha:d QI ,one,~"igM stand. blut I re~lnywal!U UH'"
~!\I!P~;!

IV SEC' .....nr.!:! ArfYO N' E '

I
I,

"IMy wiif~ a'llwi!lY,s says: stl!e~has ~ h.cadadt~ when I want to.
have sex:.,~

'''!Jlaois5elil~Ii1f!;$ to, have on@:-lm!.ight stands a ~ew ~jme.s
e~ch

''',Diehll,''

(p.,

4:3;)

wleek.

She'

can't

'e'iI'EH1,

"'IOarn'"
"Gl1!elllc~

(1'. 4.4)

remember theIr IrI'llmes ." .. Wemen 1.lI:s,e ~he e~CIJISe "I have ,aheadaciilei" more often than rni,en.

lful. ~U
,(p. S?J

"GQod gtJeW

"H~Jd'" (lpl,'9'~ "'Holy (-Ow! ~ (P.
UH]

"Shoot~!·~ 1['P"~77)

Have A Nooner
To IbiJ/vBsex diuring '~eIHme

~"',1LE1

"'iPe.ople· Wiho drive dl~ok hilve a ~S(1nl!W iloosel'"
e)l.lojo!l'I~E;;: "YOUI

USED WITH FRUNCS

"CJ:ap!~ tp"
"God!'f<

3l1}

lone wot!!rdllli!!o!i'l~a"y be eatilng IllYindt at WOirk.
f'JUi!o1P!,lf l:

~Oamn!" (p". ~.t:11
(p. 86}

Im!l.lstlh'",ve' a screw' loose. if you thiin'k eatlllil,Q ioe
Cl'"ea:mwltha knife is a geod

"'God daml!nl~" tp,,·86) "llHl1en'~"p.97) [

",]:must hurry lbecall,!l!Sie['Im,
~tli!1g Sharan fair a nOOr1ler d'u:JI!'~ng luneh break." my
!l::t~F'tf.:2'

idea","

"H1eWs be:US!N'
.'1(00

{po 9I)}

m~yalso neaT '~h~ve CI

'"t10Iyoshit!"
i i

1[....,. :liQi.2)1

"E!ij!'@:ry Tu@scayand Friday" I ti!k;e an e[l(tra, iten m!nutes for h:l:nch $0' lean havE! a nconer W~ttt'i!1 9 ir~friend i'lther Imy

few5on!w:s:

lloo!iiei".!iS ~n ~''I:'oumust hav,e OIl ftlw ~ws: I~! If YOU ~hllr:illk IBtrad Pitt is, ![lI.gl!Y.,"

"'J~

OhriI51!~' (p. 'U)9)
(!p" :l34i"

"iNo !snit!'"

"What thehell!~'{~.213}
051"0 WITH LX TREM t {_AU TiO;~

apartmeI'l!t."

"Fijd<I~",(If:h 72)

~Fyd;ingA!" (g. 7")' ~W,Pa.t:the h!do:;~" ~i~. :U.3}

"13 Copyr'ghted materia'

HAVE A SHJT FJr
Have A Shit Fit
TQ'

H.ute carnal Knowledge Of

Have No Lead In
One's Peru:i~

,dls,pJlay extreme anger or
someone.

Someone

hdtl!!,flon " TOo Ih~,¥,e ih~d Zilp:withl
I~~~.

Elllil'lpiJE 1

"Don''!; lflai\l~ a slhltf!~I!1 J',IIIp!iJ:y
Y'OIlJ

for tJhu~d.el1!'1leg~ I

1~_~i'i-~1!l1.

aused,,:'"
I~J'iFlbE::i,

"'l: ha:\,I\e:camall II!I:umo,wleoge ,of Juillette eY'er :s:ln~e 'We dated
~~lSt:S1..Hinliill,!!'Ii.~' :!;:o::AMl'lJE; :!

"Regg!e d~fiI't h,ave!';!rly cl\!illd!'eUl because he h~$ no I'!lad ~'rJJ his pencjl'.~
IW_'M~:I!!l!:::!:

"Jeremy had a sh~t fit when he!'i!i!iW' ~is 'wife Idssin.g ·I!!i!'lothef" m,'Hl,"

"Yes, :[ kl"lQW Ilinus. '[ eveo hav,e qlrlfiil;<i Illk:Ui~wli;id9~ of tUm!!"
o Leili!111 mOTe •••
!I'

"K,Mie ci.'ln'i:glet plreg!1l!Cilnt De:e03iU1S@: dO~f1il't havE: ~n.y ~ I:e-ad;in my perncit '"

To lbe crazy or5trang.e.
~Fti:'l

i1'IM5i is~o oldl phr:as;e: ~tUll ~j!5'e;(jla:sa J,o:k-e or by ''Ii'lery ,edlu:~ated people:"

~Mi'lU;::~

~Mlany peaple:t:li'linlk fa5h~I~lrlIl

"illIhalt Wio~"!rHlln o;IlwaY:ll, is t~!IIk:il!1g toner foot. She rmllll~:t ~aive bats ~nthe be~fry,,'" ~~~ "KieY~Ir,l1!ll~ b<it'~ ~jn tit1ie bel!fry. h He wal1lts me I!iOP~IV '~orInlu:; lir!ieJ;Y 'car~~~

Have lDiarllihci:lI Of The

models, Ih,iil'iie liIothingl ~1P~,tra~ni;i'b:i,,!t:ma~ly of tthem
arn",{:,ry
!;X~J'l~~l; <:

Mouth

:!lOi!TI~lrt."

1~~"_I010"~~ :L.

"Billy asked; mea'oout hoy.!"
I;;:UJoilPlU;

Irmii,y

'"Malrtlln has !'IoUdlngl upstairs, [Iknow him fraim, is'c.i:>oo:II,.aind lin;e i!so't" iSAAa,iii::,:"

ff,o!o,i3lnd ] had dlil!:!m'h,ea o~ il:he mouth., J taU;:ed f'o:!'alrmost ,an
01

"IU'pst,a~lrs" r~ME!n;o, a t persen's ll'iI'el~d.
YO:i,Jj Im'a,y !1I~S:(;ll:TI.EiiCir ~,d:OUil't It'h1!voe my~Ifi, Il,lpstafrs'" '~l~~i'i ~lfh~t9til¥ d!o~ rnJl't Ihave liii"iticn 1J~:Malirs if he tMnlXs ihle.'Cia.Ui 'fastJet tli'lan :a ron

z

"RoI"', It:ia.dIdiii!lr~heal 'of th@'

meutn last nlgtllt.. IH@talk@d i5bout his, !41Ist w~fe:the whdle time!"

(a'r.'"

TiHESU'NSMAN

GUrOE re ,DIRTY EN~LISH
Copyr"ghted materia'

I~::t

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"'f:1!I'lHIJ.

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[lFl!'an~Dli8
VOl!S ~lIez. stu@mCflt tro,uver ce lI,,,,rebillS. f,9J~le .8J Qcmprendre er m!!IT!1Il'It Lire. rn!!me 'Sl ",·ous part~z tires peu .a1F~glaffi. contiE!flt p~us d@ mUle II

a.

dans Ie'S OI:mvers.a'tlm,s,

e)(preSlOions ,grossleres employee$ ClhaQue:jour Ll!s m s, les ~n te,pi'l!Se$, 11<'11 muSI L'lue, etc" Ces e](:pn;:s;5ioJl'5i ",QU5 aidel10nt iI &ommumqUf!f ilv~e Ij!s Clmell'1cains e,t (lcmprendrc: I!!!ur rultl.! ni!:,Dewuvrez: eo

a

dillli'an;tage

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