When in Doubt, Kiss the Fish — And Other Extremely Wise Advice

by John Kremer and Friends

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first. — David H. Comins When in doubt, quote Franklin. — anonymous

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and by seeking we may come upon the truth. — Pierre Abelard. Lady Elaine. you might have asked. priest If you had any doubt about that.A The beginning of wisdom is found in doubting. you have words and that's what words are for. After all. by doubting we come to the question. aren't they? — Lady Betty Aberlin .

— Jonathan Adolph He who believes is strong. abstain. — Alan Alda. Have the nerve to go into unexplored territory. novelist Laugh at yourself. character in Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy When in doubt. Think of England. — Alexei Alexandrovich. don't leave any of yourself safely on shore.When in doubt. Be bold. close your eyes. Israeli agent in The Assignment movie . but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. — Louisa May Alcott. Strong convictions precede great actions. don't. Lamar Alexander's Little Plaid Book When in doubt. When you embark for strange places. kiss the fish. he who doubts is weak. — Lamar Alexander. — Amos. actor When in doubt.

— Antoine. act like a gorilla.When in doubt. director character in Early Edition TV show .

Entertainment Weekly If you doubt yourself. make like Donald Trump. wear something else. — AussieBum magazine advertisement .When in doubt. — Jennifer Armstrong.

there truth is—it is her shadow. but if he will be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties. never half believed. — Philip James Bailey. philosopher Who never doubted. he shall end in doubts. poet . — Francis Bacon. Where doubt is.B If a man will begin with certainties.

journalist Weary the path that does not challenge. Doubt is an incentive to truth and patient inquiry leadeth the way. preacher In necessary things. — Ryan Bakken. — Hosea Ballou. charity. — Richard Baxter.When in doubt. in all things. unity. liberty. you can always consult. Puritan . in doubtful things.

keep your mouth shut. — Jack Beauregard. blogger.When in doubt. character in My Name Is Nobody movie When in doubt. — Alex Blagg. — Michael Becraft When you’re up to your nose in shit. peel out. Blogg Blogg . leave it at home.

poet and artist . they’d immediately go out. — William Blake.If the Sun and Moon should ever doubt.

— James H. 2) When in trouble. actress . mumble. ponder. but never yourself. 3) When in doubt. Boren Doubt whom you will. delegate. laugh at yourself. — Bill Blass. fashion designer Guidelines for bureaucrats: 1) When in charge. wear red.When in doubt. — Christine Bovee When in doubt. — Sonia Braga.

when in doubt. — Tempe Brennan. If you're not sure. — Nathan Bronfman. character in Mad About You TV show (reading a fortune cookie) . don't comment. you should never do what you truly want to do. don't commit. don't buy it. When in doubt.I have a rule that has served me well in life. do nothing. cut to the skyline. character in Human Nature movie When in doubt. Sit tight. forensic anthropologist in Kathy Reich's Deja Dead Remember. — Jamie Buchman.

it is a sword that kills.There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. But you will never know until you do it. founder of Buddhism Never despair. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. correct it. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts. DO something. — Buddha. author . British statesman When in doubt. work on in despair. — Ivan Burnell. If it turns out to be wrong. but if you do. — Edmund Burke.

C When in doubt. book producer When all else fails. — Michael Cader. end with a quote. — Cahn's Axiom . read the instructions.

If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl. do not sit home and think about it. — Thomas Carlyle. always give her the benefit of the doubt. Action breeds confidence and courage. just cook it. — Mary Carmichael Inaction breeds doubt and fear. motivational author . — Dale Carnegie. If you want to conquer fear. philosopher When in doubt. Go out and get busy.

football receiver When in doubt. have somebody enter the room with a gun.When in doubt. throw it to Carter! — Chris Carter. character in August Fires movie When in doubt. author Remember. detective novelist . eat. — Lisa Cates. — Lewis Carroll. — Raymond Chandler. my dears. take an extreme case. when in doubt.

Instead. — Raymond Chandler. the wrong thing to do is ignore the problem. start communicating. TipsForSuccess. talk until the problem resolves. have two guys come through the door with guns. communicate! Talk. suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.When in doubt. — Mike Chatelain. — Harry Chapman Whenever you have doubts about something. disagreement or resistance between you and someone near you. When you feel stress.org . detective novelist When in doubt. author. talk.

And when in doubt. novelist. use the smell test.If you listen. Orthodoxy . — Maurice Chavez. — Gilbert Keith Chesterton. character in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City video game The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums. one day you might be heard.

I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. buy your man a cordless drill. Small doubts. — Chinese proverb When in doubt.Great doubts. If . First. As a man. It does not matter if he already has one. — Christmas Gift Ideas for Men Nearly all societies have the instinct is to lock up anybody who is truly free. deep wisdom. No one knows why. society begins by trying to beat you up. little wisdom. you can never have too many cordless drills.

British prime minister By doubting we come to truth. they finish by loading honors on your head. CounterPunch .this fails. philosopher and orator He who believes is strong. Strong convictions precede great actions. they try to poison you. journalist. If this fails too. — Brian Cloughley. Clarke When in doubt. — Cicero. lie your head off. — Winston Churchill. F. — J. he who doubts is weak.

If all else fails. — Joseph Culligan. we have gained something that will stay by us and will serve us again. book title When in doubt. — married husband with child. — George W. but borrowed it. — Charles Caleb Colton. Sr. “But how do you feel about that?” — Tess Coleman. such knowledge will not remain with us. just say. — Philip Cosby When in doubt. check him out. When we are in doubt and puzzle out the truth by our own exertions. . Cummings. But if to avoid the trouble of the search we avail ourselves of the superior information of a friend. we have not bought. issue an ultimatum. author When you have nothing to say. delete it. Cold Feet TV show When in doubt. character in Freaky Friday movie Doubt is the vestibule which all must pass before they can enter the temple of wisdom. author When in doubt. say nothing. — Charles Caleb Colton. sling effort at it.

— Mario Cuomo.When in doubt. governor . mull.

— Phil Davis. Tungsten Brilliant Brand Marketing If you would be a real seeker after truth. — Clarence Darrow. make no change at all. it is necessary that at least once in your life you . president. attorney When in doubt.D Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.

philosopher The first precept was never to accept a thing as true until I knew it as such without a single doubt. hire a wrangler. — Rene Descartes When in doubt. — Hilary De Vries. entertainment journalist. And there never will be. find another sponsor. The Gift Bag Chronicles . as far as possible.doubt. Because there’s never enough time. — Rene Descartes. When in trouble. all things.

— Dilbert's Laws of Work .When you don't know what to do. walk fast and look worried.

When in doubt. you’ve failed at life. — Jimmy Dix. if you fail at donuts. Dillehay When in doubt. give a book. — Hugh D. do as the Romans do. — Discount Portland Guide When in doubt. character in The Last Boy Scout movie In my book. try the nearest bad guy. character in Madonna: Innocence Lost TV movie . — donut manager.

When in doubt. I’ve found retracing your steps a wise place to begin. — Albus Dumbledore. character in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban movie .

farm it out. — The Economist magazine headline Two people only hurt each other if they doubt the love they have for one another. character in Dogville movie . — Tom Edison.E If in doubt.

you shall begin it well and serenely. If there's even the slightest doubt in your head about a guy. forget them as soon as you can. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in.Real love is more than a physical feeling. — Ralph Waldo Emerson. You have done what you could. — Ethan Embry Finish each day and be done with it. It's not real. Tomorrow is a new day. then forget about it. essayist .

ask your tailor. author.When in doubt. And there is no freedom of thought without doubt. — Esquire magazine’s The New Laws of Fashion Freedom of speech and freedom of action are meaningless without freedom to think. — Bergen Evans. The Natural History of Nonsense .

physicist What every computer consultant needs to know: 1) In case of doubt. 2) Do not believe in miracles. — Richard Feynman. make it sound convincing. Rely on them. — Finagle's Rules .F There is no harm in doubt and skepticism. for it is through these that new discoveries are made.

make a western. duck. — John Ford. — Malcolm Forbes. magazine publisher When in doubt. movie director . — Malcolm Forbes. When in doubt. stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em. — football option rule If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk. magazine publisher When in doubt. don’t pitch it out. and pass them along.When in doubt. route.

statesman . author. light. pardon. scientist. Where there is doubt. Prayer of St. home. Where there is despair. — Ben Franklin.Lord. faith. publisher. Where there is injury. — Saint Francis of Assisi. make me an instrument of your peace. Where there is sadness. Where there is hatred. patriot. Where there is darkness. Francis When in doubt. don’t. inventor. joy. let me sow love.

When in doubt. — Dr. Even if you go down with your captive. Freedman. destroy. Ian Frechette. E. gallop! — proverb of the French Foreign Legion . character in Cupid TV show When in doubt. medicate. — J. Above the Law When in doubt.

— Albert FriedCassorla . just include those four letters we all love to see in print—FREE.When in doubt.

com When in doubt. Harmonica Lessons.G When in doubt. play. get up off the chair and stand up for practicing and jamming to facilitate good breathing habits. author. don’t think too much. Try to stand erect with your head up. author. Harmonica Lessons. and body relaxed.com . — Dave Gage. — Dave Gage. Close your eyes. and have fun. back straight.

do without. always follow your nose. — Jackie Gallogly. — Galileo Galilei. author. marketing technology officer. — Gandalf the wizard in The Fellowship of the Ring movie When in doubt. call a pro.com Doubt is the father of invention. astronomer When in doubt. — Samuel ben Hofni Gaon.When in doubt. lick your lips. Harmonica Lessons. — Dave Gage. Inbox Interactive If in doubt. rabbi .

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe. don’t.When in doubt. Above the Law by J. tell me what you believe in. Freedman When in doubt. character in novel. academic For the truly faithful. poet Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. — Saul Gellerman. with knowledge doubt increases. — Andre Gidé. — Nancy Gibbs Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother. no miracle is necessary. apply booze. novelist and critic If you must tell me your opinions. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe. no miracle is sufficient. — Kahlil Gibran. — Luke Garrison. poet and essayist We know accurately only when we know little. E. I have plenty of doubts of my own. poet and essayist . For those who doubt.

— Dave Goldberg.When in doubt. — Arthur Golden. football writer When in doubt. Memoirs of a Geisha . peddle disinformation. go defense. football writer A mind troubled by doubt cannot focus on the course to victory. novelist. — Dave Goldberg.

It is a great thing to know exactly what to do in an emergency. I never hesitate a moment. — Andy Green When in doubt. trust your instincts. I toss a copper. — Andy Green . — Andy Green When in doubt. — Gordon Granger. go with the little voice in your head. When in doubt whether to attack or retreat. do more homework. general When in doubt.

ask what would Abraham Lincoln do in this situation. ask what would a horse do in this situation. — Albert Guerard . — Andy Green When in doubt. — Andy Green When in doubt.When in doubt...doubt is thought and thought is life. ask what your mom would do. Systems which end doubt are devices for drugging thought. — Andy Green Doubt 'til thou canst doubt no more.

press a lot of buttons.When in doubt. the scientist (Donald Duck show) . — Gyro.

— Cynthia Heimel . leap.H When in doubt. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell. make a fool of yourself.

When in doubt. eat parsley. punt. football coach When in doubt. mergers and acquisitions When in doubt. — John Heisman. don’t. — Jim Hendrickson. author . — Julia Hidy.

character in Early Edition TV show When facing a difficult task. take along the tartar sauce! — Joel Hodgson. When going after Moby Dick. What we have to keep track of are our . — Gary Hobson. give themselves the benefit of the doubt. Mystery Science Theater 3000 TV show Our achievements speak for themselves. and remain silent.Wise men. when in doubt whether to speak or to keep quiet. — Napoleon Hill. act as though it's impossible to fail. motivational author When in doubt. host. you guess New Jersey.

failures.. author To have doubted one's own first principles is the mark of a civilized man. — Sherlock Holmes. and our present difficulties as signs of decline and decay. and the painful groping. — Eric Hoffer. whatever remains however improbable must be the truth. We see our past achievements as the end results of a clean forward thrust. — Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. character in Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Silk Stocking TV movie . psychologist When in doubt. — Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.. do it. author When all other contingencies fail. discouragements and doubts. the many false starts. We tend to forget the past difficulties.

taunt. — Pat Holt. try this mantra: Precise and spare. M. precise and spare. blame it on the brick-andmortars! — Pat Holt. go broad. editor When in doubt. TV show . editor When in doubt. character in House.When in doubt. — Pat Holt. — Gregory House. don't open other people's mail! — Pat Holt.D. precise and spare. editor When in doubt. editor When in doubt.

Keith Howick Jr. follow someone.When in doubt. — David Housewright. publisher . ask for permission. Third Edition When in doubt.. — E. quoting from Chapter Four of the Universal Private Eye Instruction Manual.

Spiked Online . Ron Hubbard. attack Iraq. When in doubt.So that is the basic lesson that anybody learns in this universe. When in doubt. They learn to keep their mouth shut. editor. talk. communicate. — L. founder of Scientology When in doubt. — Mike Hume. and it’s the wrong lesson.

— Marty Indik When in doubt. don't bother. not the end. — Internet humor .I Doubt is the beginning. — George Iles Confusion is always the most honest response. of wisdom.

— Internet humor .When in doubt. ignore it.

— Holbrook Jackson. see secret . frustrated and all else has failed. confused. — J’s Business Maxim When in doubt. risk it. Secret #435: When in doubt.J When perplexed. editor and journalist Secret #434: The boss is never wrong. fall back on the truth.

if very angry. a hundred. — Thomas Jefferson. count ten before you speak.S. — Jimmy James.#434. U. president . character in NewsRadio TV show When angry.

remove your hat. blame Clinton/Gore. — Madeleine Begun Kane .K When in doubt. — George Kalogerakis When in doubt.

— Karl's Programming Proverb 0x7 When in doubt. print 'em out. call 911 immediately—it may be well worth the money.When in doubt. — Karen Keefe When in doubt. So if you suspect that you might be having a heart attack. look intelligent. — Garrison Keillor. professor of internal medicine . throw a whole lot of onion and garlic seeds around. radio personality Chest pain: When in doubt. — Richard Kerber. have it seen….

But if you listen to the sound of your own voice. sports columnist When in doubt. you go with the hamburger every single time. — Nancy Kerrigan. I say go young. And you can see forever. order the burger. — Jimmy Kimmel. — Peter King. Judge yourself and you see judges everywhere. you can rise above doubt and judgment. I seriously doubt I'm gonna make any inroads with Eminem. — Dennis Kneale . The best advice my father ever gave me: If you're in an establishment where the food is questionable.Doubt yourself and you doubt everything you see. reboot. ice skater If my parents still get upset over the obscene portion size of American food. TV host When in doubt. character in Gilmore Girls TV show When in doubt. — Lane Kim.

When in doubt. — Chuck Knox. simplify. football coach .

journalist In case of doubt. a strong man has them afterwards. journalist When in doubt. do it today! — John Kremer . Both ways save us from thinking. decide in favor of what is correct. to believe everything or to doubt everything.There are two ways to slide easily through life. logician and scientist A weak man has doubts before a decision. — Alfred Korzybski. — Karl Kraus. — Karl Kraus.

When in doubt. or move people to tears of laughter or sorrow. cut some more. author . make a joke. — John Kremer.It really doesn’t take many words to tell a story.

humorist When in doubt. — Jeanne Marie Laskas’s fashion advice . choose black.L Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. — Doug Larson.

it is best to lean to the side of mercy.When in doubt. — Amy Lester. choke him out. — Gene LeBell. blogger . grappling master When in doubt. — Legal Maxim To believe with certainty we must begin with doubting. use parsley. — Stanislaus Lescynski When in doubt.

then for a little while we believe with discrimination. Levine Breaking News If all else fails. — Michael Levine. physicist and satirist One's first step in wisdom is to question everything—and one's last is to come to terms with everything.When in doubt. and then we believe everything again—and. physicist and satirist First there is a time when we believe everything. then we believe nothing whatever. go down. moreover. publicist. physicist and satirist . — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg. the character of a man can be recognized by nothing so surely as by a jest which he takes badly. — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg. give reasons why we believe. — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg.

U. politician and biologist . — John Lubbock. — Abraham Lincoln. I aim to raise that doubt in your minds. it is a good rule to ask ourselves what we shall wish on the morrow that we had done.S. character in Abe Lincoln: Freedom Fighter movie If we are ever in doubt about what to do. Law says that a man can not be found guilty if there's a reasonable doubt in the minds of the jury. president Gentlemen of the jury. friends.It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. — Abe Lincoln.

character in The Pretender TV series When in doubt. Lyle. lie. — Lucretius. — Angie Lyman .Look at a man in the midst of doubt and danger. take it as a compliment. and you will learn in his hour of adversity what he really is. — Mr. poet When in doubt.

— Wayne Mackey So when in doubt. Be truthful about your own skills and abilities.M When in doubt. faith it. Take responsibility for informing others when you . admit it. character in Degrassi: The Next Generation TV series When in doubt. you kiss Craig? — Craig Manning.

write about a funeral. The first person to blame for something is The Man. — D. Martin When in doubt. procrastinate now! — Fred Mercer . Jack McCoy. blame the other woman. blogger It is easier to believe than to doubt.need additional support and training.A. — Frank McCourt. author. — March of Dimes web site. Rules for the Road When in doubt. — Amanda Marcotte. Angela's Ashes When all else fails. — Everett D. character in Law & Order TV show When in doubt. blame the patriarchy first.

— Merkin's Maxim If you think you’ve hit a false note. predict that the present trend will continue. sing loud. composer . When in doubt. — Robert Merrill.When in doubt. sing loud.

screenwriter When in doubt. — Wilson Mizner. but doubt is what gets you an education. — Warren Mitchell. — Top 10 Microsoft NonMonopolistic Slogans In case of doubt. spend gobs of cash on ads in all the major newspapers on a one-day rampage against government. do a little more than you have to. shred it. — Russell Mokhiber and Robert Weissman.When in doubt. actor I respect faith. Corporate Predators . authors. That always beats befriending politicians and bureaucrats.

— Mountain Gazette motto When in doubt.Doubts are more cruel than the worst of truths. shout back. — Moliere. essayist When in doubt. — Mike Muldoon. Navy Seal character in Suzanne Brockmann's Into the Night . And shout louder. go higher. dramatist To philosophize is to doubt. — Michel de Montaigne.

use it. but knowledge is also the cure of doubt. Mancow’s Commandments for Radio Personalities Knowledge and personality make doubt possible.Have a delay button (preferably 20 seconds or more) and when in doubt. T. — T. for no man can know himself as he is. — Erich Mancow Muller. Munger . and all fullness of his nature. radio personality. and when we get a full and adequate sense of personality we are lifted into a region where doubt is almost impossible. without also knowing God.

empty your magazine. guitars on VH-1. belly buttons belong on MTV.When in doubt. — My Generation magazine . — Murphy's Rules of Combat Operations When in doubt.

N When in doubt. football commentator Frantic orthodoxy is never rooted in faith but in doubt. hold it or throw it away. theologian . — Jim Nance. It is when we are unsure that we are doubly sure. — Reinhold Niebuhr.

rock musician and gun advocate (quoted by David Spade) . sweat it out! — Jay North. whip it out. author. — Ted Nugent. How Safe is Your Food? Miracles in the Kitchen When in doubt.When in doubt.

get a doughnut. Run in circles. — Keith Olberman. do it yourself. — Old Sailor's Proverb When in doubt. Scream and shout. sports commentator When in danger. Many of the bad things that happen in cars driven by teenagers happen because a kid is ticked . When in doubt.O When in doubt.

humorist . heartbroken. disappointed. we hold an election and assassinate their character. — P. magazine columnist In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents. impeached one and hounded another out of office.off. tired. — Hugh O’Neill. J. And when all else fails. O'Rourke. or depressed…. worried five of them to death. Pulling over for a doughnut and coffee is the perfect antidote to anxiety.

read the book. Never taste food that looks or smells strange to see if you can still use it. — Alan Parker. kill cute things. — Stephan Pastis.P When in doubt. throw it out…. — Partnership for Food Safety Education When in doubt. author . movie director Chill: When in doubt. Just discard it.

When in doubt. attack. davenetics Doubt is the key to knowledge. — George Patton. observe and ask questions. blogger. — Dave Pell. — Persian proverb If we get our information from the biblical material there is no doubt that the Christian . general When in doubt. observe at length and ask many more questions. When certain.

too. leave it out. children’s entertainer When in doubt. — Brian Pittman. I think it’s a wonderful movie. but the kids feel that way. leave it out. — Eugene Peterson When in doubt about using a trademark in your meta tag. add more wine. daring life. editor. leaping. put on the Finding Nemo DVD. Don't rely solely on lawyers. — Lisa Picarille. Master Journalist When in doubt.life is a dancing. — plaque . editor When in doubt. — Mohammed Pinto.

When in doubt … shop. bounty hunter character in Ten Big Ones by Janet Evanovich . — Stephanie Plum.

So. u chart. if all that are available are the percentages. when in doubt. the X chart provides an excellent approximation to the p chart. Quality Publishing . The same conclusion applies to data for the np chart. president. One could even argue that the simplicity of using a single chart instead of several charts outweighs the mathematical advantages in many cases. c chart. and more. etc. In all these cases. the Swiss army knife of control charts allows the process operator to focus on data. sigma chart. get the X chart out. — Thomas Pyzdek.In other words.

Then make out with Val Kilmer. always hide secret formulas in your bra. kill. — Brian Raftery. journalist When in doubt. — Rambo.R When in doubt. character in First Light movie .

— Real Live Preacher The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. People who doubt can have great faith because faith is something you do. the more heroic your faith. — Franklin D. Not so. the greater your doubt. People who cannot be completely convinced of God’s existence think faith is impossible for them. Roosevelt. president .Fidelity to commitment in the face of doubts and fears is a very spiritual thing.S. U. not something you think. In fact. — Real Live Preacher We think having faith means being convinced God exists in the same way we are convinced a chair exists.

The country needs and, unless I mistake its temper, the country demands bold, persistent, experimentation. It is common sense to take a method and try it, if it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something. — Theodore Roosevelt, U.S. president When in doubt, compartmentalize. — M. J. Rose, blogger and novelist There is no doubt in my mind that there are many ways to be a winner, but there is really only one way to be a loser and that is to fail and not look beyond the failure. — Kyle Rote, Jr.

When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky. — Rules of the Air If in doubt, don't. Beware the man possessed of little self-doubt. — Donald Rumsfeld, U.S. secretary of defense If in doubt, don't. If still in doubt, do what's right. — Donald Rumsfeld, U.S. secretary of defense I believe that the first test of a truly great man is his humility. I don't mean by humility, doubt of his power. But really great men have a curious feeling that the greatness is not of them, but through them. And they see something divine in every other man and are endlessly, foolishly, incredibly merciful. — John Ruskin, essayist and reformer The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. — Bertrand Russell, philosopher and mathematician I think we ought always to entertain our opinions with some measure of doubt. I shouldn't wish people dogmatically to believe any philosophy, not even mine. —

Bertrand Russell, philosopher and mathematician

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. — Bertrand Russell, philosopher and mathematician

blame Israel. That's the first thing they teach you.ca When in doubt. — Mark Sarvas. — Alex Safian. — Sam. character in Ronin movie When in doubt. blogger. check it out! — Safety Net @2learn.S On plagiarism: When in doubt. associate director. Elegant Variation . there is no doubt. blame the writers. Committee for Accuracy in Middle East Reporting in America Whenever there is any doubt.

blogger . — Michael Schubert. nuke ‘em…. mumble. — Will Schwalbe and David Shipley. columnist When in doubt. — Robert Scheer. When in doubt. initiate face-to-face dialogs (shudder). Send: The Essential Guide to Email for Office and Home When in doubt. authors. We risk escalating a worldwide nuclear arms race in order to nuke a shadow terrorist enemy whose most effective military weapon to date has been box cutters.Don’t email if you don’t have to.

there's nothing like nearly naked showgirls caressing metal poles.com Our doubts are traitors. And make us lose the good we oft might win By fearing to attempt. When it comes to cheap titillation. — Walter Shapiro. journalist (in a story on a political campaign) . screenwriter When in doubt. insert a scene set at a strip club. no matter how irrelevant. playwright. back out on a technicality. especially with one or more of the other signs of a heart attack. — William Shakespeare. Measure for Measure When in doubt. Don’t wait for more than a few minutes—5 minutes at most—to call 9-1-1. — Tom Shales.When in doubt. political columnist. — SeekWellness. attack immigrants. — Scott Shields. if you or someone you are with begins to have chest discomfort. USA Today When in doubt. call 9-1-1 right away.

— Sidney . go back to the evidence.When in doubt.

The God That Failed Doubt is part of all religion. All the religious thinkers were doubters. author. artistic. social and even political. the possibility of saying No to any authority —literary. — Lt. fuck.Liberty is the possibility of doubting. the possibility of searching and experimenting. — Isaac Bashevis Singer. Col. — Ignazio Silone. Frank Slade. novelist When in doubt. philosophic. character in Scent of a Woman movie . religious. the possibility of making a mistake.

— Spenser's rules (Robert B. Parker) You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. tell the truth. — W. just assume . Slim When in doubt. choose the bolder. J.When you cannot make up your mind which of the two evenly balanced courses of action you should do. When in doubt.

character in SpongeBob SquarePants TV show When in doubt. hedge. Srode. business journalist. When in Doubt. king of Poland When in doubt. Follow the Yellow Book Road To believe with certainty we must begin by doubting. author. — Stanislas I. — Nathan Spring. — Bernard J. — Patrick Star. — Linda Stern. character in Star Cops movie When in doubt. Newsweek . follow the yellow brick road.everything will kill you. pinky out.

character in Death in Paradise TV movie When in doubt. — Ed Stevens. add enough butter to grease Wyoming. be neutral. — Swiss proverb Dubito ergo sum. I doubt therefore I am. — Vicki Sue When in doubt who will win. assume it’s a clue. throw it out. — Kayvan Sylvan .There's only one thing I know about cooking: When in doubt. — Jesse Stone. character in Ed TV show When in doubt.

If you have to ask yourself. listen to your intuition talking and pick something else. or your spouse. Blum When in doubt.” If you are hesitating about it. — Kim Taylor. “Is this okay to wear?” then your answer is a definite “No. or your roommate. let it out. — tailor for Robin K. leave it out. owner. The Taylored Approach .T When in doubt.

There lives more faith in honest doubt. Pez. — Thompson's Cigar Company newspaper ad . follow the leaders. — Alfred Lord Tennyson. go with the short cut. — Ken Thompson When in doubt. believe me. — Vern Tessio. — Herbie Teope If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. use brute force. than in half the creeds. Cherry flavor Pez. poet When in doubt. There's no doubt about it. character in Stand by Me movie When in doubt.

— Leo Tolstoy. War and Peace When in doubt. — T-shirt saying . essayist When in doubt. — Henry David Thoreau.Faith keeps many doubts in her pay. do nothing. not HTML. About. send plain text email. my dear fellow.com email guide When all else fails. — Mike Tice. football coach When in doubt. go big. novelist. If I could not doubt. manipulate the data. I should not believe. — Heinz Tschabitscher.

when in doubt. novelist It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. tell the truth. — TV announcer As to the adjective. strike it out. novelist When in doubt.When in doubt in a tight football game. — Mark Twain. — Mark Twain. — Mark Twain. novelist . you have to stretch out the ball.

If a person offend you and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not. Simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick. novelist. do not resort to extreme measures. — Mark Twain. Advice to Youth .

— Miguel De Unamuno.U When in doubt. philosopher . call them out. and faith without doubt is nothing but death. — The Rule of the Umpire Life is doubt.

— unknown card player When in doubt. — unknown When in doubt. — unknown When in doubt. When not in doubt. ask. pout.When in doubt. — unknown . ask. shout! — unknown Feed your faith and doubt will starve to death. win the trick. read the instructions. — unknown When everything else fails.

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— Voltaire.Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt that they are right. philosopher . The Lost World of the Kalahari Doubt is not a pleasant condition. but certainty is absurd. author. — Laurens Van der Post.

fictional detective When in doubt. give us a diamond ring.W First rule of a detective: When in doubt. When you’re sure. “Ten . hesitate.I. actress. — V. give us a gift certificate to a spa. — Kerry Washington. Warshawski.

talk to the union people themselves and play upon their mercy.Things You Don’t Know About Women” in Esquire magazine When in doubt. pubisher When in doubt. — Philip Weintraub . — Franklin Watts. do the obvious.

success brings with it greater opportunities for failure. — Bruce Wilkinson. — Ernie Wickbaugh Focus more on your desire than on your doubt. have fun with it. and the dream will take care of itself. motivational speaker and author Without doubt. go for the dick joke. — Willmott .When in doubt. You may be surprised at how easily this happens. — Marcia Wieder. unless you make them so. The Prayer of Jabez When in doubt. preacher. comedian and actor The vain man is generally a doubter. and his discoveries in the colored shell. It is Newton who sees himself as child on the sea shore. Your doubts are not as powerful as your desires. — Robin Williams.

When in doubt. — Don Willmott. PC Magazine . blame the server.

Worf.” — Stacey Grenrock Woods. — Lt. — Pudd'nhead Wilson. character in novel by Mark Twain I am Klingon. strike it out. If you doubt it. character in Star Trek: The Next Generation TV show When in doubt. Esquire magazine . sex columnist. just remember the golden rule: “Do unto others as you would have others do unto your girlfriend as you masturbate quietly nearby. a demonstration can be arranged.When in doubt.

M. — YouthSpace. movie When in doubt. not guilty.net comment . editor If there is any doubt in your mind. you should plead. bus. take it out.Y When in doubt. — Kitty Bean Yancey. — Major Sinclair Yeates. character in The Irish R.

— Zig Ziglar. Regardless of what you are doing.Z This I do know beyond any reasonable doubt. salesman and motivational speaker . hard enough and enthusiastically enough. sooner or later the effort will bring forth the reward. if you pump long enough.

— Zoroaster.When in doubt. religious leader and founder of Zoroastrianism . abstain.

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