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Sardar Jokes

Sardar Jokes

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.

10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. have pass.

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile. Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient : Yes. A good doctor. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler. Boss : sardar Boss : sardar Where were you born ? : Punjab. which part ? : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.

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