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The Anxiety & Detestation of Dr Hunter S Thompson at College of Marin 1985

The Anxiety & Detestation of Dr Hunter S Thompson at College of Marin 1985

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Copyright © 1985 – 2013 by $amela %lson
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dire&tor a!d prod'&er ith to <est A&tress Cs&ars. Doster
ta'ght herself to read before she as three years old( a!d
2'ggled a &hildhood a&ti!g &areer ith a heavy &o'rse load at
Lycée Français de Los Angeles. $he later atte!ded Yale to st'dy
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6!iversity.
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Character Descriptions
*A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C;. go!Jo( o'tla(
frea9( g'errilla 2o'r!alist( a&tivist( &elebrity(
perso!ality. A pra&titio!er of the 9i!d of L;e
=o'r!alis%L that riters s'&h as ,o% 7olfe a!d
;or%a! 1ailer pop'lariJed i! the +30s. Bere( age
K7. D'eled by a ragi!g libido( 7ild ,'r9ey( %'si&(
a!d vario's dr'gs( a tr'e Lfree la!&eR L he gores sa&red &os ith i%p'!ity(
hilarity a!d a steel4eyed &o!vi&tio! for riti!g ro!gs.
B'!ter &learly stated to the! ife $a!dy that altho'gh he had !o proble%s
telli!g her a!d everyo!e else abo't the %a!y o%e! ho#d
%ade hi% the &e!ter of their '!iverse( hypo&rite a!d
se?ist B'!ter de%a!ded differe!t fro% $a!dyR Shave the
si%ple godda%!ed de&e!&y !ot to rite %e abo't it(T
B'!ter s!iveled. B'!ter as !ot to re%arry '!til 2003(
te!ty4three years after $a!dy a!d he divor&e. Be
&learly !eeds so%e !i&oti!e.
,B8 -BC$, CD $A;*5 ,BC1P$C;0 B'!ter
,ho%pso!+s o!ly Dor%er 7ife. Bere( age 23. $a!dy
Co!9li! %et B'!ter ,ho%pso! i! 1958. 1arried to B'!ter
i! 1933( o!e live birth ith B'!ter( so! ='a! bor! 193K(
the! three %is&arriages later( to live births ho too soo!
died( so%e tho'ght the %is&arriages a!d deaths d'e to
B'!ter+s syphilis ala =a&9 Ee!!edy a!d his ife+s eP'ally
tragi& %is&arriages a!d death of their &hildre!( divor&ed i!
1980.
,B8 -BC$, CD AAC6> *6E8. B'!ter ,ho%pso!+s Alter48go.
Bere( age K3. 1K years of disti!g'ished servi&e i! the C"A( the
D<" a!d the Pittsb'rgh( Pe!!sylva!ia Poli&e "!tellige!&e 6!it.
A eapo!s e?pert. 7orld4&lass propaga!da riter. A br'tal
fi?er. 7iJard i! hite a!d bla&9 %agi&. A &y!i&al( e&&e!tri&

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hedo!ist hose daily life is a !ear4perpet'al state of i!to?i&atio! o!
hatever dr'gs happe! to be available( ra!gi!g fro% &a!!abis to a%yl !itrite
to adre!o&hro%e. Be 's'ally obtai!s a!d &o!s'%es these s'bsta!&es i! the
&o%pa!y of his attor!ey( *r. -o!Jo. Be ears >.>. <ea! ,he 7arre! Chi!o
Pa!ts( Aalph >a're! !avy polo shirt or! o't &overi!g his g'!( bro! Calde!
,all1e!s$hoes( Aay <a! $hooters( a!d a hite =. Press b'&9et hat. Be
&learly !eeds so%e !i&oti!e.
,B8 -BC$, CD *A. -C;FC. Aao'l *'9e a!d
B'!ter ,ho%pso!+s layer. <or! i! 8l Paso(
,e?as( i! 1935. Be as Ca9dale Bigh+s &lass
preside!t( a football li!e%a! a!d a &lari!etist i!
the s&hool ba!d. 6!ited $tates Air Dor&e vetera!
statio!ed i! Pa!a%a. After his dis&harge( A&osta
st'died Dre!&h a!d &reative riti!g at 1=C( the! e!rolled at $a! Dra!&is&o
$tate 6!iversity. Dro% 1953 to 1933( he as %arried to his first ife(
for%er 1odesto reside!t <etty *aves( the %other of 1ar&o A&osta( !o a
$a! Dra!&is&o <ay Area layer. B'!ter ,ho%pso! based his &hara&ter *r.
-o!Jo o! his frie!d a!d so%eti%es a!tago!ist( ,he <ro! <'ffalo( Cs&ar
Feta A&osta( ho or9ed his ay thro'gh 1odesto ='!ior CollegeR be&o%i!g
the first %e%ber of his fa%ily to get a &ollege ed'&atio!. Cs&ar A&osta
atte!ded !ight &lasses at $a! Dra!&is&o >a $&hool a!d passed the
Califor!ia <ar e?a% i! 1933. E!o! for lo'd ties a!d a floered Eevlar4
rei!for&ed atta&hU &ase ith a Chi&a!o Poer sti&9er. *isappeared i!
1e?i&o at age 39( d'ri!g a saili!g trip off 1aJatlV!( 1e?i&o i! 1ay( 197K.
Aolli!g $to!e re&eived a hospital bill for a bro9e! ar% of a patie!t !a%ed
Cs&ar A&osta i! 1977. Aolli!g $to!e as '!able to tra&e the bill a!y farther
tha! the hospital. Bere( age 35.
8very ge!eratio! there are i!divid'als ho are desti!ed to a!d do prote&t
the ea9( hold a!ti4<ig 1o!ey beliefs a!d( ho are illi!g to give their all
for their &a'se. Cs&ar Feta A&osta+s ad'lt life as give! to the fight for
Lthe peopleL. Bis dr'g4'se i!&l'ded a%pheta%i!es( as ell as a predile&tio!
for >$* to give eve! Aao'l *'9e pa'se.
A poerf'l attor!ey a!d prea&her( Cs&ar Feta A&osta defe!ded the 8ast
>.A. 13( a gro'p of tea&hers a!d allies ho al9ed o't to protest '!eP'al

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s&hool &o!ditio!s. "! a!other legal &ase( he s'bpoe!aed several 2'dges to
as9 hy &ri%i!al gra!d 2'ries la&9ed 1e?i&a!4A%eri&a! %e%bers( is!+t that
illegal dis&ri%i!atio!( ass'ri!g hi% a pla&e i! legal history. Bis 1970 r'! for
sheriff of >os A!geles Co'!ty o! hi% half4a4%illio! votes( &o%i!g i! se&o!d(
a!d that alo!e ass'res hi% a pla&e i! >os A!geles politi&al history.
Cs&ar Feta A&osta+s vigoro's defe!ses of Chi&a!os i! >os A!geles left hi%
ith the terrifyi!g a!d illegal retaliatio! of the >AP*( ho too9 to stal9i!g
a!d harassi!g hi% rele!tlessly.
Cs&ar Feta A&osta re!o'!&ed religio! a!d the! later( the la.
7ears &lea! a!d pressed i!e?pe!sive s'its( shirts( lo'd ties( a!d belts fro%
Aoss *ress for >ess( a!d 9eeps his &oboy boats polished. C!e of -od+s o!
prototypes. A high4poered %'ta!t of so%e 9i!d !ever eve! &o!sidered for
%ass prod'&tio!. ,oo eird to live( a!d too rare to die. Bas a loaded .357
1ag!'% i! his belt( a hat&het4ieldi!g Asia!( >"86,8;A;, *A. ,"-8A >88(
,B8 <C*5-6AA*( at his elbo at all ti%es.
:"A-";"A ,BC1P$C;. B'!ter+s %other( for%er libraria!( a! i!to?i&ated
beate!4do! so'l. Bere( age 73. *ies thirtee! years later i! 1998 at age
90( five years after her so! =i%+s death i! 1993.
="1 ,BC1P$C;. B'!ter+s brother. Bere( age 33. >ives
i! $a! Dra!&is&o. $'rprisi!g( P'ite !arro4%i!ded( eve!
agai!st fello gays s'&h as the effe%i!ate( drag4P'ee!s a!d
Castro Clo!es. >ives i! Baight4Ashb'ry. Be sports a! L8at
the Ai&hL b'tto! to refle&t his politi&al rese!t%e!ts. A%o!g his
e&&e!tri&ities is the habit of &olle&ti!g 'sed 16;" b's tra!sfers so that he
&a! avoid payi!g fares. 8ight years later( =i%+s e%bittered life e!ds i! $a!
Dra!&is&o ith his tragi& all4too4early death fro% he! the !ightshade of
A"*$ p't hi% o't of the ga%e i! 1993 at o!ly age KK.

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1AI B8A*ACC1 . a <ritish artifi&ial i
&elebrity i!tellige!&e( 9!o! for his it(
st'tters a!d distorted( ele&tro!i&4sa%ple
voi&e. 7ears a shi!y dar9 s'it paired ith
Aay4<a! 7ayfarer s'!glasses. *oes a
satire of i!si!&ere a!d egotisti&al televisio!
perso!alities.
B6;,8A ,A68 <8>"8:8A$
GB,<sH
C>A$$5 1A;. 284year4old fro% $a! Dra!&is&o( %arried to
C>A$$5 >A*5. 7ears a 1e!+s Barris 1i!9 <ro!
Bo'!dstooth ,eed Dedora fro% >a!d 8!ds( ide gold
eddi!g ba!d( a short4sleeved dar9 red sil9 shirt( tight
&'sto%4fitted <ritish Eha9i <roo9s <rothers 8lliot Adva!tage
Chi!os t'&9ed i!to his Eee! *allas $teel ,oe 7elli!gto! <oots i! dar9 bro!.
Bas a Califor!ia Co!&ealed 7eapo! Per%it a!d &arries a !i!e4ro'!d -lo&9 27
i! a! a!9le holster ith 10 ro'!ds i! the heel of ea&h of his boots.
C>A$$5 >A*5. 314year4old fro% $a! Dra!&is&o( %arried to
C>A$$5 1A;. 7ears a three4&arat e!gage%e!t ri!g(
sle!der gold eddi!g ba!d( a lo!g r'st( yello( red( ora!ge(
a!d bla&9 s9irt to her a!9les( a lo!g4sleeved red sil9 blo'se(
a!d red to4i!&h spi9ed heels. $he has a yello a!d bla&9 sil9 s&arf aro'!d
her !e&9( a! ora!ge $a! *iego Bat Co%pa!y Dloppy Bat o! her head.
$6-AA4CCA,8* ,AA,. K04year4old College of 1ari! st'de!t.
Da&e( haggard a!d tre!&hed fro% a lifeti%e of 1ari! Co'!ty( is
heavily %ade 'p ith ro'ge &ir&les a!d &ir&'%fle?ed eyebros.
;at'rally br'!ette( there is a! artless blo!de dye 2ob o! her
hair. $he ears a light bl'e t4shirt a!d de!i% overalls over
her sili&o!e4e!ha!&ed b'?o% body( te!!is shoes o! her feet(
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a&P'isitio! ith a! ego the siJe of air&raft &arrier( a!d 2'st as
%a!e'verable( ho tarts the%selves 'p so they loo9 li9e street prostit'te
fa&ists. $he is f'll of ho!est4to4-od ba&9ater( f'll of self4righteo's
fervor( f'll of good old4fashio!ed val'es( frie!dly a!d !eighborly( bigoted as
all get4o't( a!d %ighty s'spi&io's of &ha!ge a!d a!ythi!g !ot li9e the%selves.
=. E. C>$C;. Bere K04years4old. ;avy vetera! PC3( !i!e years
older tha! his ife A>"C8( %essy( short( &haris%ati&( fat( eyes
spe&'lative( 1asters degree i! 1'si&( %'si& tea&her a!d <a!d
*ire&tor Aedood Bigh $&hool( >ar9sp'r. Char%i!g( i!se&'re(
tale!ted( i%%at're( i!si!&ere( %oody( 9i!9y( self4&e!tered( &oarse(
se!s'o's( sar&asti&( obsessed ith &o!trolli!g others( feels of solid la!d a!d
rolli!g sea( &y&le of desire a!d tyra!!y( passive aggressive( te!se(
i%agi!ative( sole%!( raffish( i%p'lsive( e!vio's of privilege a!d ealth( a
%erry4go4ro'!d alays o! the verge of settli!g do!( elitist( self4
dra%atiJi!g selfish( te!de!&y to loo9 li9e a s'lle! &hild ho had bee!
tharted( os&illates rapidly thro'gh all 9i!ds of %oods.
E!os te%ptatio! a!d &orr'ptio! ell a!d drea%s so'ght the!( a!d the
bl'!ders &o%%itted i! their p'rs'it( trea&hero's( arroga!t( s'bd'ed ar%th(
2'!9 food 2'!9ie( high str'!g( %a!i& depressive( &o!fli&ted( %er&'rial(
&apri&io's( &y!i&( &ross dresser( leather vi!yl r'bber bo!dage %irror
fetishes( i! !eed of a hair&'t( sailor( i! s&r'ffy loafers( sardo!i&( ears a
ri!9led striped b'tto! do! &ollar shirt( has his sleeves rolled 'p his
forear%s( i! r'%pled( dar9( pleated a!d &'ffed tro'sers too big for hi%( a!d
a hip le!gth bla&9 leather aviator 2a&9et( also too large. C'rre!tly a &ool Aeg
<la!9. *ri!9s -'!dla&h <'!ds&h' Caber!et Dra!& or diet Pepsi.
A>"C8. Bere 314years4old( %arried =. E. C>$C; ho she is
sha%elessly irretrievably i! love ith. A>"C8 lives at her $a'salito
ho'seboat DC6;,A";B8A* %oored at $a'salito ArP'es 1ari!a.
Air Dor&e vetera!( :iet ;a% 8ra( 85( grad'ated College of 1ari!(
has <a&helor+s *egree i! >i!g'isti&s( here getti!g her 1asters degree i!
Ei!esiology( both fro% $o!o%a $tate 6!iversity( Califor!ia( &haris%ati&(
%odel fro% age si? '!til her first preg!a!&y at her later age of K5( brillia!t(
%er&'rial( bor! i!to privilege a!d ealth( e?'bera!t( reso'r&ef'l( f'll of

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pro%ise( i%perio's( &o%passio!ate( i!te!se( sat'r!i!e( has depth i! her gree!
eyes( i!!i!g gri!( se!sitive( &at&hes everythi!g( eb'llie!t( da!&i!g la'ghter(
pres'%pt'o's s%ile( dis&ipli!ed( loyal( rog'e( f'll of gaiety( has the %agi&
gift of the bor! bo! viva!t( she#s gra&ef'l( ro%a!ti&( v'l!erable( apri&ot glo(
her hair i! soft( happy disarray44a o%a! of great passio!.
$he is so alive( %ysti&al %o%e!ts &o%e to life. 6!dersta!ds everybody.
Bigh4str'!g( high4%ai!te!a!&e( is orth it( &har%i!g( plays ell ith others.
$he see9s the far horiJo!s a!d shores that o!&e l'red ge!eratio!s of her
"talia! a!d A'stria! forebears( has &lose( &o!!e&ted( deep( ed'&ated a!d
ealthy "talia!( A'stria! 8'ropea! &o'si!s a!d Palo Alto( Califor!ia A%eri&a!
$avoy &o'si!s( has '!bo'!ded &o!fide!&e( a &o%plete s'rre!der to delight(
believes o!e &a! be a!ythi!g( do a!ythi!g( is i!teresti!g( effe&tive( ell4
ad2'sted( a!d o&&asio!ally s'rprisi!g. A>"C8 sa'!ters( '!d'lates a!d 2iggles
gra&ef'lly as she %oves. Ber &lothes are 's'ally pot4holed a!d pai!t4
s%'dged. $he i!hales %ari2'a!a thro'gh a :apol'tio! a!d dri!9s C&ea!
$pray diet 100W &ra!berry 2'i&e a!d Perrier o! i&e( or s'! i&e tea ith
spear%i!t or pepper%i!t sprigs fro% her garde!. A>"C8 does a daily 8 a%
ho'r4a!d4a4half eight lift at $a'salito <ridgeay -y%. A fair silver4level
ballroo% da!&er. A&&o%plished &ard &o'!ter a!d <la&92a&9 player.
>"86,8;A;, *A. ,"-8A >88( ,B8 <C*5-6AA*. Bere( 334
years4old( a!d the $a! Dra!&is&o driver4bodyg'ard4&lose4
prote&tio! to *r. -o!Jo. ,iger liste!s to =aJJ a!d Classi&al
tr'%pet. Parti&'larly e!2oys 1ay!ard Derg'so!( Berb Alpert a!d
Ch'&9 1a!gio!e. Cfte! sees the% live at vario's ve!'es orld4
ide. >"86,8;A;, *A. ,"-8A >88+$ a seve!th4ge!eratio! $a!
Dra!&is&a!. <or! 195K at ho%e i! $a! Dra!&is&o+s Chi!ato!.
Aaised i! $a! Dra!&is&o. C!ly sibli!g is ti! sister( ho C"A re&r'ited.
$&'ba diver( alter!ates ater aerobi&s a!d yoga for a! ho'r 8 a% ea&h
%or!i!g( daily eight4lifts 9 a% – 10 a%( daily 10 a% – 11 a% lap si%s. "! 6$
Coast -'ard A'?iliary hile i! high s&hool. -rad'ated fro% $a! Dra!&is&o+s
Abraha% >i!&ol! Bigh $&hool. ,o days after high s&hool grad'atio!
%arried his high s&hool seetheart( the! e!listed i! the 6!ited $tates Coast
-'ard. 1ade the Coast -'ard A&ade%y <o?i!g ,ea%( so s9illed i! Dirst Aid.
7hile i! the Coast -'ard( lear!ed to be the Aadio%a!( a!d ear!ed his
Asso&iate i! ,heatre ,e&h!ology fro% Doothills College. 8!rolled at $a!

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Dra!&is&o $tate 6!iversity G$D$6H for a <a&helor of Arts i! *ra%a(
,e&h!i&al ,heatre a!d *esig! . Applied to Coast -'ard Cffi&er Progra%(
a&&epted. -rad'ates fro% $D$6. $erves a total of eight years ith the
Coast -'ard( the! Bo!orable *is&harge. Bas to &hildre! he s'pports b't
does!+t see his fa%ily beyo!d $9ype to prote&t the% fro% his professio!.
"!telle&t'al( &o%pletes his a&ade%i& ed'&atio! ith a Ph.*. fro% 6C
<er9eley i! $o&ial 4 Perso!ality Psy&hology as he had de&ided he! he as
124years4old he a!ted to be a bodyg'ard to &elebrities. C'rre!tly( i! the
6!ited $tates Coast -'ard Aeserve ith the C43 ra!9 of >ie'te!a!t G>,H.
O'iet( ell4%a!!ered( high4te&h( s9illed st'!t4&ar driver hi&h is his hobby(
has several %ovie &redits for it( go'r%et( &arries &ool gadgets( a!d his attire
alays is ala =a%es <o!d. C!ly 2eelry he ears is solar poered Casio
Pro,re9 -P$ at&h( as ell as a -P$ re&eiver a!d tra!s%itter. ;o al&ohol(
toba&&o or dr'gs. ,ea% player( &lose4%o'thed( observa!t( physi&ally fit(
stays &al% '!der press're( *r. >ee spea9s Ca!to!ese. Pop'lar ith o%a!(
has brief private4o!ly liaiso!s d'e to his ife a!d &hildre!. Dor his &lie!t( he
pla!s ro'tes( pre4sear&hes roo%s a!d b'ildi!gs here his &lie!t ill be
visiti!g( resear&hes the ba&9gro'!d of people that ill have &o!ta&t ith his
&lie!t( sear&hes vehi&les( a!d atte!tively es&orts his &lie!t o! their day4to4
day a&tivities. Bis heroes are 1a&-yver( Aobert A. Bei!lei!( -eorge Carli!(
a!d *r. B'!ter $. ,ho%pso!. Be has a B'!ter ,ho%pso! tattoo. Be &arries
a Eevlar4rei!for&ed brief&ase a!d &lipboard hi&h( hile appeari!g
i!!o&'o's( both &a! be 'sed to prote&t his &lie!t. 7ears *rago! $9i! body
ar%or. Bas a Califor!ia Co!&ealed 7eapo! Per%it .
Alays ar%ed perso!ally ith to !i!e4ro'!d -lo&9 27 s
i! d'al sho'lder holsters ith si? &lips o! his belt( five4
ro'!d $%ith M 7esso! s!'b !ose .38 revolver i! a!
a!9le holster ith 10 ro'!ds i! the heel of ea&h of his
shoes( CAE, 6lti%a 7ith <la&9 <lade a!d Aaider " <oot
E!ife holstered o! his other a!9le( a &o'ple flares( a!d
%a&e. Bat&het4ielder he! pressed.
Eate Bolroyd. here 524years4old. $'rvived 1970+s
1ari! Co'!ty( !o deali!g ith its 80+s. $till a
desperate fighter i! the str'ggle to stay hip a!d loose
at the sa%e ti%e i! 1ari! Co'!ty. $till deeply e!vio's.

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$till heavily i!to the hole s'b'rba! %aterialisti& bag. $he is dressed to
9ill( a forties yello dress fro% Do?y >ady( r'st spi9e heels fro% 7a!da+s
<o'tiP'e / Dootear.
Barvey Bolroyd. here 5K4years4old. $'rvived 1970+s 1ari! Co'!ty( !o
deali!g ith its 80+s. $till or9s as a $a! Dra!&is&o 7ells Dargo es&ro
offi&er. $till a desperate fighter i! the str'ggle to stay hip a!d loose at the
sa%e ti%e i! 1ari! Co'!ty. ;o o! %o!oa%i!e o?idase i!hibitors G1AC"sH
a!d tri&y&li& a!tidepressa!ts G,CAsH. $till deeply e!vio's. $till heavily i!to
the hole s'b'rba! %aterialisti& bag.
Bele! -iger. a9a Bele! ""( here K74years4old. <or! 1ay 2(
1938( se&o!d4ge!eratio! ;ative $a! Dra!&is&a!. $pea9s fl'e!t
Dre!&h. Bele! i!herited ,he -iger Co%pa!y fro% her %other(
8le9tra -iger( ho i!herited it fro% her %other( Bele! -iger(
a! i%%igra!t to $a! Dra!&is&o.
Bele! -iger+s lo p'bli& profile is s'btle( a &'ltivated ebb of lesbia!
P'iet'de X 2'st the ay she li9es it. 7ell4ad2'sted. Plays ell ith others.
6sed her <a&helor of Arts i! *ra%a( ,e&h!i&al ,heatre a!d *esig! fro% $a!
Dra!&is&o $tate 6!iversity G$D$6H to re%odel -iger. $i!&e 1932( spo'sal
eP'ivale!t to $a! Dra!&is&o *ivisio! D<" $pe&ial Age!t spe&ialiJi!g i! p'bli&
&orr'ptio! a!d &ivil rights. Bele!+s father had i!trod'&ed the%. 1other of
8le9tra "" a!d ,hor """( ho+s the oldest by five years( a!d both her
&hildre! or9 i! -iger. ,heir biologi&al father( &o'rtesy of to do!atio!s
a!d to artifi&ial i!se%i!atio!s( is Bele!+s &lose frie!d( the A%eri&a! a&tor(
Darley -ra!ger . $poiled. $he has &o!trol of the roo%. she loo9s fro% o!e
%a! to the other as she spea9s. Ad'lt eyes( eerie( poerf'l( sed'&tive. she(
a!d her spo'sal eP'ivale!t live o! the top floor of the -iger <'ildi!g i! a 3
bedroo%( ea&h roo% ith &edar a!d %irrored shelved al94i! &loset ith
br'shed !i&9el %irrored ardrobe doors( a!d 3 a!d a 1/2 baths i! a 5(000
s.f. dar9 hardood al!'t / %ahoga!y floor '!it. Plays ell ith others(
$ilver level ballroo% da!&er. 1ethodi&al. A&&o%plished &ard &o'!ter a!d
<la&92a&9 player. $he loo9s li9e a pa%pered bea'tif'l Persia! &at ith a loo9
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$he 9!os that 9!ights erra!t spe!d their !ights erri!g. $he e?pe&ts it. "t
has alays bee! so( '! droit de la vo&atio! –a!d !e&essary. <log Cpera
-a%er Dirst Class. A al9i!g ga%e. Cheats alays( for&es yo' here she
a!ts yo'( se!ds yo' li9e a!y %ar9 a!?io's for the best of ass or sass( leaves
yo' to &ool yo'r heels( spa!9s yo' ba&9 i!to the ga%e a!d yo'r altered fate44
a!d %ade yo' li9e it. Ba!dy ith a hip. $he+s !ever f'ssy abo't her
%ethods. $he 9!os hat she+s orth. Bas the -iger habit of holdi!g her
dri!9 i! the pal% of her ha!d. B8>8; -"-8A is the sort of sophisti&ated
a!d '!sho&9able ho &o'ld i!vite a! earthP'a9e i! for tea a!d a 2oi!t. *rives
a late %odel Pors&he 911 ,'rbo. B8>8;+$ %otto is Syo' do!+t have a!y right
to opi!io!s o! thi!gs '!til yo' 9!o so%ethi!g abo't the%.T
>iste!s to =efferso! Airpla!e( =i% 1orriso! a!d ,he *oors ( Pat <e!atar(
,i!a ,'r!er( -ra&e =o!es. Drie!ds ith -eorge Carli!( *o'glas Ada%s(
Aobert A. Bei!lei!( Ar!old $&harJe!egger ( ,heresa $par9s( *A. B6;,8A
$. ,BC1P$C;( a!d >"86,8;A;, *A. ,"-8A >88( ,B8 <C*5-6AA*.
B8>8; i!hales %ari2'a!a thro'gh a ater pipe a!d dri!9s -'!dla&h <'!ds&h'
Caber!et Dra!&( or s'! i&e4tea ith spear%i!t or pepper%i!t sprigs fro% her
rooftop garde!. B8>8; does a daily !oo!ti%e ho'r4a!d4a4half lap si% at
$a! Dra!&is&o+s ;orth <ea&h $i%%i!g Pool. B8>8; has bee! a! every
$'!day -olde! -ate Par9 roller s9ater 2.30 to K p% si!&e she as si? years
old.
B8>8; -"-8A+s -iger pe!tho'se ho%e is a 3 bedroo% ea&h ith &edar a!d
%irrored shelved al94i! &loset ith br'shed !i&9el %irrored ardrobe
doors a!d 3 a!d a 1/2 baths i! a 5(000 s.f. dar9 hardood al!'t / %ahoga!y
floor '!it. "t is sa!9y( selega!t( ri&hly &olorf'l( b'rg'!dy( robi!#s egg bl'e(
evergree!( pl'%( i!9 bl'e( %erlot( beri!g sea bl'e( &o!trasts of di%( dar9 a!d
sat'rated &olor( i!ti%ate( ro%a!ti&( 'ps&ale( &lassy( 30s( elega!tly e&&e!tri&(
&o%fortable( te?t'red( bla&9 la&P'er &abi!ets( a!d ell appoi!ted ith
Do'!d. ,he feel is a pleasi!g %i?t're of ,ahoe( $a!te De( a Dra!9 >loyd
7right Prairie Bo'se( 1editerra!ea!( Paris &o'!tryside( Dlore!ti!e( Car%el(
"talia! hospitality( =apa!ese %a!!ers( Aat Pa&9 ba!ter( raJor4sharp <eat
i!telle&t( a!d $a! Dra!&is&o Pai!ted >ady. ,he overlay is all Dra!9 1iller(
$9y Captai! of ,he 7orld of ,o%orro( ;or%a! <el -eddes( a!d ,i%
<'rto!. ,he feel is of a delightf'l( de&ade!t( $ybariti& ay of life ith soft(
ar% pla&es to &'rl 'p( alo!e or i! &o%pa!y for sell gossip. ,he air s%ells of
pepper%i!t( spear%i!t( &ho&olate %i!t( &loves( !'t%eg( &i!!a%o!( rose%ary(

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salt( a!d iodi!e.
A>>8; -";$<8A- here age 59. <eat poet a!d so&ial a&tivist. "! 1938(
B'!ter ,ho%pso! des&ribed Alle! -i!sberg as SC!e of the fe ho!est
people "#ve ever %et( for good or ill.T "! his ,he <oo9 Aeport i!tervie(
B'!ter ,ho%pso! said abo't Alle! -i!sberg. S5eah. Alle! as a parti&'lar
frie!d( o!e of %y heroes( really. " 9!e hi% al%ost as lo!g as "#ve bee!
riti!g @ " as o!&e arrested ith -i!sberg. Be as a big help to %e. Be
as o!e of the fe people ho read '!9!o! riter#s or9. 1aybe he as
2'st h'stli!g %e. Be li9ed to flirt( Alle!. ,hey &alled hi% a %o!ster b't he
as o!ly falli!g i! love.T ,hey %et i! $a! Dra!&is&o( thro'gh a %'t'al eed
dealer. Cver several %o!ths( &lassi&ally4ed'&ated Alle! -i!sberg helped
B'!ter ,ho%pso! to edit B'!ter+s
first boo9( Bell#s A!gels. Alle!
-i!sberg vigoro'sly opposed
%ilitaris%( %aterialis% a!d se?'al
repressio!( ith Bol his %ost ell4
9!o! or9.
P8,8A CA>C:$E5 here age 52. A
poet hi%self( Peter Crlovs9y as the %'se ho i!spired a!d loved Alle!
-i!sberg. ,he to had %et i! $a! Dra!&is&o i! 195K( e%bar9i!g 'po! hat
Alle! -i!sberg &alled their S%arriageT X a K34year lifelo!g relatio!ship that
e!t thro'gh %a!y phases( e!d'red %'ltiple &halle!ges a!d( 'lti%ately
lasted til death( he! Alle! -i!sberg died i! 1997.
Settings
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Acts & Scenes
Act 1 $&e!e C!e – ;o dr'g orth ta9i!g sho'ld be sold for %o!ey
Act 1 $&e!e ,o 4 Co!verts are the orst bigots
Act 1 $&e!e ,hree – ,ri&9y *i&9y
Act 1 $&e!e Do'r – ,here had to be a hole !e s&e!e
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s&ree!. :"*8C e!ds( $CA88; 'p. $tart 16$"C 8;;"C 1CAA"CC;8 4
$i?ty $e&o!ds ,o 7hat) N http.//.yo't'be.&o%/at&h)v0ADt%dorO-4
6 >"-B, o! a!d C6A,A"; ope!s o!to ";,8A"CA CC>>8-8 CD 1AA";
$,A-8. Act 1 $&e!e C!e 4 ;o dr'g orth ta9i!g sho'ld be sold for %o!ey.
,he ti%e is 1985. C! set i! the a'die!&e are ,B8 -BC$, CD $A;*5
,BC1P$C;( ,B8 -BC$, CD AAC6> *6E8( ,B8 -BC$, CD *A. -C;FC(
>"86,8;A;, *A. ,"-8A >88 ,B8 <C*5-6AA*( B6;,8A ,A68
<8>"8:8A$ GB,<sH( 1AI B8A*ACC1( =. E. C>$C;( A>"C8( C>A$$5
1A;( C>A$$5 >A*5( $6-AA4CCA,8* ,AA,( A>>8; -";$<8A-( P8,8A
CA>C:$E5( D81A>8 PAA,"C"PA;, A-8 2K( 1A>8 PAA,"C"PA;, A-8 13(
a!d A6*"8;C8 8I,AA$.
A6*"8;C8 8I,AA$ ear B'!ter+s trade%ar9 1i&hael
<astia! ? Aa!dolph 8!gi!eeri!g $ig!at're $ports%a! yello
$'!glasses( or the bla&9 aviators( really lo'd &lothi!g( hite
Co!verse Ch' &9 ,aylor All $tar shoes( the lo &'t ( ith
hite a!9lets( a silver =. Press b'&9et hat( a bla&9 leather
&'ff bra&elet( vario's Drea9 Poer shirts( hats a!d bags( &arry vario's Drea9
Poer pi&9et sig!s( %ost by ,o% <e!to!( a!d hopi!g to get a! a'tograph(
hold 'p &opies of B'!ter+s riti!g li9e ,he A'% *iary( Bell+s A!gels. ,he
$tra!ge a!d ,errible $aga of the C'tla 1otor&y&le -a!gs( Dear a!d
>oathi!g. C! the Ca%paig! ,rail +72( ,he -reat $har9 B'!t( ,he C'rse of
>o!o( Ei!gdo% of Dear. >oathso%e $e&rets of a $tar4Crossed Child "! the
Di!al *ays of the A%eri&a! Ce!t'ry( $&re2a&9( -e!eratio! of $i!e. ,ales

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of $ha%e a!d *egradatio! i! the +80s( Dear a!d >oathi!g i! A%eri&a. ,he
<r'tal Cdyssey of a! C'tla =o'r!alist 1938–1973( a!d *eath of a Poet.
6!ited $tates Air Dor&e vetera!( K74years4old(
lea! a!d ta!!ed both fro% si%%i!g( 3+ 3T( alays4
stylish( a slightly bo4legged *A. B6;,8A $.
,BC1P$C; staggers ever so slightly hile he
saggers o! to the College of 1ari! stage ith a
bottle of 101 proof 7ild ,'r9ey. ,he 7ild
,'r9ey+s !ose is a little harsh d'e to the high
proof( ith a fragra!&e of violet a!d ho!eys'&9le(
ith rye a!d a seet taste of pea&hes( &ho&olate
a!d &ara%el.
B'!ter ears his trade%ar9 1i&hael <astia! ? Aa!dolph 8!gi!eeri!g
$ig!at're $ports%a! yello $'!glasses. Altho'gh B'!ter ofte! ta9es so%e
really lo'd &lothi!g a!d ear +e% li9e a &hild at play( today he+s styli!g ,he
A'gged >oo9R Eha9i $li% $traight >eg Pa!ts( !o belt( a hite >a&oste 6ltra
$li% Dit Polo shirt or! o't to &o!&eal his g'!( hite Co!verse Ch'&9 ,aylor
All $tar shoes( the lo &'t( ith hite a!9lets( a silver =. Press b'&9et hat(
a!d he ears a bla&9 leather &'ff bra&elet. Be see%s to have a fe tattoos
of sort. B'!ter 9!os ho to style basi& ardrobe ell( too.
Bis &lothes breath a dar9 s%o9ey taver! of stale
%alodo'ro's toba&&o( a!d his lea! body a &o&9tail
of al&ohols. B'!ter is all laid4ba&9 sto!er vibe.
Be %oves fre!eti&ally o! the College of 1ari!
stage thro'gh a orld4eari!ess of battle+s
fo'ght. ,he!( he+s off o! hall'&i!atory off4the4
all strea%4of4&o!s&io's( ith i!ter%itte!t go!Jo
ra!ts a!d raves. Be &learly !eeds so%e !i&oti!e.
"! 1985( *r. B'!ter $. ,ho%pso! o! that College of 1ari! stage
as o! several f'els. 1ari!+s o%e! fro% age 18 to 78( a%o!g
the% $6-AA4CCA,8* ,AA,( thro the%selves at B'!ter
there offeri!g hi% slavish &o%%it%e!ts of devotio!. After all(
B'!ter is so%e dera!ged des&e!de!t of 1a? 1iller a!d *a%o!
A'!yo!. Bo %'&h of hat is B'!ter a!d ho %'&h is the a&tor

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paid e?travaga!tly to perfor% his perso!a to his dearest a'die!&e) C!ly
B'!ter 9!os. B'!ter is &learly e!2oyi!g all the fe%ale pro%ises bei!g
lavished 'po! hi%. ,hese o%e! are eP'ally &learly i! de!ial abo't A"*$.
1ari! so%eti%es a&ts as the slo &hild to its fast sister( $a! Dra!&is&o.
,he!( there is $a!dy. 1arried to B'!ter i! 1933(
o!e live birth ith B'!ter( ='a! bor! 193K( the!
three %is&arriages later( to live births ho too
soo! died( so%e tho'ght the %is&arriages a!d
deaths d'e to B'!ter+s syphilis ala =a&9 Ee!!edy
a!d his ife+s eP'ally sad %is&arriages a!d death
of their &hildre!( divor&ed i! 1980. B'!ter &learly
stated to $a!dy that altho'gh he had !o proble%s
telli!g her a!d everyo!e else abo't the %a!y
o%e! ho#d %ade hi% the &e!ter of their
'!iverse( hypo&rite B'!ter de%a!ded differe!t
fro% $a!dyR Shave the si%ple godda%!ed de&e!&y !ot to rite %e abo't it(T
B'!ter s!iveled. B'!ter as !ot to re%arry '!til 2003( te!ty4three years
later.
*A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C; as played by $tefa! <rogre!
Galo!g ith e!2oyi!g the fe%ales atte!tio!( B'!ter+s also e!2oyi!g the
&a%eras o! hi% as he pa&es as he loo9s aro'!d at the a'die!&e( the! i!
typi&al *oo!esb'ry *'9e ala -arry ,r'dea' for%H
<'y the ti&9et( ta9e the ride.
GB6;,8A p'ts his ha!d i! his po&9et. Be p'lls o't hashish a!d eats it.H
"+% o! the 1ari! 8?press. $ee hy " got
off dr'gs. 7ho &a! tell the differe!&e
a!y%ore)

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G,he 1AA"; A6*"8;C8 &laps a!d histles. B'!ter delivers hat his
a'die!&e e?pe&ts hi% to. B'!ter is !o all abo't se?( lies( dr'gs a!d
pote!tial i! the fa&e of his disappoi!ti!g reality.H
,B8 -BC$, CD AAC6> *6E8 as played by 8dard ;orto! i!
,all1e!s$hoes
G>"-B, o! here he sits i! the a'die!&e( ears >.>. <ea! ,he
7arre! Chi!o Pa!ts( Aalph >a're! !avy polo shirt or! o't
&overi!g his g'!( bro! Calde! ,all1e!s$hoe s ( Aay <a!
$hooters( a!d a hite =. Press b'&9et hat. 1K years of
disti!g'ished servi&e i! the C"A( the D<" a!d the Pittsb'rgh(
Pe!!sylva!ia Poli&e "!tellige!&e 6!it. A eapo!s e?pert.
7orld4&lass propaga!da riter. A br'tal fi?er. 7iJard i! hite a!d bla&9
%agi&. Be &learly !eeds so%e !i&oti!e. Be ta9es a sig fro% a bottle of 101
proof 7ild ,'r9ey i! a s%all he%p bag. ,he 7ild ,'r9ey+s !ose is a little
harsh d'e to the high proof( ith a fragra!&e of violet a!d ho!eys'&9le( ith
rye a!d a seet taste of pea&hes( &ho&olate a!d &ara%el. ,he!( he &alls o't.H

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D'&9( yeah. >ife has be&o%e
i%%eas'rably better si!&e " have bee!
for&ed to stop ta9i!g it serio'sly. " a%
big. "t#s the ords that got god da%!
s%all. ,hat applies ell to o'r ele&ted
sto!e p'!9 bi%bo represe!tatives a!d
&orporate e?e&'tives( as they have gro!
s%all( very s%all( ith their god da%!
!arro!ess( e!title%e!t a!d partisa!ship.
"t is the voter a!d &o!s'%er ho has
re%ai!ed big.
GB6;,8A !ods. $6-AA4CCA,8* ,AA, begi!s her B'!ter
A&P'isitio! &a%paig!( a!d B6;,8A !oti&es. ,B8 -BC$, CD
AAC6> *6E8 sta!ds 'p a!d pa&es.H
,B8 -BC$, CD *A. -C;FC as played by *a!!y ,re2o
G>"-B, o! hi%( he ears &lea! a!d pressed i!e?pe!sive s'its( shirts( lo'd
ties( a!d belts fro% Aoss *ress for >ess a!d( his &oboy boots are polished.
<y his feet is a floered Eevlar4rei!for&ed atta&hU &ase ith a Chi&a!o
Poer sti&9er( a!d a &lipboard hi&h( hile appeari!g i!!o&'o's( both &a! be
'sed to prote&t hi%. Bas a loaded .357 1ag!'% i! his belt( a hat&het4
ieldi!g Asia!( >"86,8;A;, *A. ,"-8A >88( ,B8 <C*5-6AA*( as his $a!
Dra!&is&o bodyg'ard at his elbo at all ti%es. Dro% here ,B8 -BC$, CD
*A. -C;FC sits ba&9 do! i! the a'die!&e( the! he &alls o't.H
Be!ry 1iller( a'thor of the the!
!otorio's atte%pt to &'rb Dree $pee&h
over his !ovel ,ropi& of Ca!&er( rote i!
19K1( i! his %ost &riti&al digs at the
treat%e!t of the A%eri&a! artist i! his
,he Air4Co!ditio!ed ;ight%are(S,here
is!#t o!e fearless &ha%pio! of tr'th i!
the p'blishi!g orld.T ,he! &a%e 8dard
A. 1'rro i! the 1950+s a!d 30s( B'!ter
$. ,ho%pso! i! the 1970+s( a!d 1a?

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Beadroo%( a 1980+s B'!ter ,ho%pso!( all
blades of tr'th i! orlds of de&eptio!.
1AI B8A*ACC1 as played by Ale? Pettyfer
G>"-B, o! hi%( he ears a shi!y dar9 s'it( hite
shirt( dar9 tie( Aay4<a! 7ayfarer s'!glasses.
Dro% here 1AI B8A*ACC1 sits i! the
a'die!&e( he &alls o't.H
D4D4Dree $pee&h. 5o' 9!o( riters have
!o f4f4freedo% o! ,4,4,:. "! 1985(
go!Jo( o'tla( f4f4frea9( g'errilla
2o'r!alist( a&tivist( &elebrity( perso!ality(
*r. B'!ter $. ,ho%pso! is r4r4
resear&hi!g the A%eri&a! se? i!d'stry(
!at'rally ith $a! Dra!&is&o#s 1it&hell
<rothers a!d their <ehi!d ,he -ree!
*oor profitable a!d f4f4f'! adve!t'res
as his %a2or fo&'s.
,B8 -BC$, CD $A;*5 ,BC1P$C; as played by <roo9ly! *e&9er
G>"-B, o! her( she ears a body4h'ggi!g %id4&alf le!gth sleeveless( ora!ge
a!d yello floor le!gth dress slit 'p the side( lo!g yello s&arf( yello to4
i!&h spi9e heels( a!d glitter
%a9e'p.H
>ife is !ot %ea!t to be a
safe 2o'r!ey. $a!
Dra!&is&o is also here
B'!ter#s brother( =i%
,ho%pso!( lives( at Baight
a!d Ashb'ry. $'rprisi!g(
si!&e he is P'ite !arro4
%i!ded( eve! agai!st fello gays ho are
effe%i!ate( drag4P'ee!s a!d Castro
Clo!es. 8ve!t'ally =i% ,ho%pso!+s

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e%bittered life e!ds i! $a! Dra!&is&o
ith his tragi& all4too4early death fro%
A"*$ i! 1993.
="1 ,BC1P$C; as played by Ada% $a!dler
G>"-B, o! hi%( he+s gay( sports a! L8at the Ai&hL b'tto!.
Criti&al of the effe%i!ate ( drag4P'ee!s a!d Castro Clo!es.
>ives i! Baight4Ashb'ry. A%o!g his predile&tio!s is the
habit of &olle&ti!g 'sed 16;" b's tra!sfers so that he &a! avoid payi!g
fares. Be s!arls.H
" o'ld!+t be so e%bittered if %y &heap
fa%o's brother shares so%e of the
ealth.
:"A-";"A ,BC1P$C; as played by 1ado!!a
G>"-B, o! her( a for%er libraria!( a! i!to?i&ated beate!4do! so'l( she is
visiti!g bigot so! =i%. ,he to de&ide to s'rprise B'!ter by goi!g to his
College of 1ari! appeara!&e i! 1ari! Co'!ty( Califor!ia( hi&h is 2'st !orth
of $a! Dra!&is&o. $he spea9s ith pride.H
Eeep i! %i!d( this year alo!e( 1985(
&olleges paid %y so!( B'!ter( Y200(000
for 2'st his &ollege appeara!&es.
="1 ,BC1P$C; as played by Ada% $a!dler
Ghe spea9s ith rese!t%e!tH
,hat is stro!g. Dor the fa%o's
B'!ter $. ,ho%pso!( that is far
%ore l'&rative tha! riti!g. "t is
also far less or9 a!d( far %ore
f'!( all for B'!ter.
,B8 -BC$, CD $A;*5 ,BC1P$C; as played by <roo9ly! *e&9er

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*r. B'!ter $. ,ho%pso! does !ot give
spee&hes. Be does the O M A. O'estio!s
a!d a!sers &ohere!t o!ly to those ith
B,,<( B'!ter ,ho%pso! ,r'e <elievers.
GB6;,8A !odsH
*A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C; as played by $tefa! <rogre!
Gloo9s aro'!d at the a'die!&e( spea9s dryH
D'&9( yeah( " felt a tre%e!do's dista!&e
betee! %yself a!d everythi!g real.
B,<s. 7ell( eird %yths a!d P'eer
lege!ds are &oi!s of the real% i! o'r
&'lt're( li9e passords or 9eys to
s'rvival.
G,he a'die!&e &laps a!d histles. B6;,8A loo9s at his frie!d a!d layer(
*A. -C;FCH
<or! April 8( 1935( %y frie!d( ,he <ro!
<'ffalo( disappeared he! he as o!ly
394years4old. C!e of -od+s o!
prototypes. A high4poered %'ta!t of
so%e 9i!d !ever eve! &o!sidered for
%ass prod'&tio!. ,oo eird to live( a!d
too rare to die.
G,he a'die!&e &o!ti!'es to &lap a!d histle. $6-AA4CCA,8* ,AA,
&o!ti!'es her B'!ter A&P'isitio! Ca%paig!( a!d B6;,8A+$ eyes see% to be
fo&'si!g o! $6-AA4CCA,8* ,AA,. 7ith a 2oi!t i! her ha!d she airily
aves aro'!d( a silver &o9e spoo! da!gli!g fro% a gold &hai! aro'!d her
2oled !e&9( she possessively advertises her p'rs'it to get hi% a!d 2'st
hat all she pla!!ed to do 9eepi!g hi%. $he alter!ately loo9s adori!gly at
B'!ter a!d %e!a&i!gly at the other o%e!( a!d eve! a C>A$$5 1A; ho
appears to be gay to her. ,hat+s %ore li9ely i! $a! Dra!&is&o tha! 1ari!.

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$6-AA4CCA,8* ,AA, p'rses her &ollage!4e!ha!&ed lips( light reveals her
isps of %'sta&he( &hi! hair a!d sideb'r!s o! her lifeti%e of 1ari! haggard
a!d tre!&hed fa&e.H
B8>8; -"-8A as played by =odie Doster
Ce P'e l+o! appelle &o%porte%e!t biJarre
est !at'rel da!s s%art les ge!s de to's
Zges. $o4&alled 7eird <ehavior is !at'ral
i! s%art people of all ages.
A>>8; -";$<8A- as played by =oh!!y *epp
G!ods at B8>8; -"-8AH
C'r heads are ro'!d so tho'ght &a!
&ha!ge dire&tio!.
D81A>8 PAA,"C"PA;, A-8 2K as played by 1ira!da
Cosgrove
*r. ,ho%pso!( hat &a! e do to get yo'
to r'! for $heriff of 1ari! Co'!ty)
*A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C; as played by $tefa! <rogre!
Gloo9s aro'!d at the a'die!&e( spea9s dryH
A Drea9 Ca%paig! i! today+s Dat Co'!ty(
6$A( 1ari! Co'!ty) 7hatever dr'gs
yo'+re o! to give yo' that elevated level
of hope( " a!t so%e( !o. A'! yo'rself.
GB'!ter has a !eed for overa&ti!g a!d dis&o%fit're. Be
deliberately goes o't to his ay to 9i&9 sa!d i! people#s
fa&es. 1a!y are too rightly terrified of hi% to da!&e ith hi%.H

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,B8 -BC$, CD AAC6> *6E8 as played by 8dard ;orto! i!
,all1e!s$hoes
,he <attle of Aspe!. Drea9 Poer(
overhel%ed by o!e spe&io's vote( is
!othi!g &o%pared to ,he -olde! A'le.
,he% that has the gold %a9es the r'les.
$i!&e those reveali!g %o%e!ts i! 1939.
G,B8 -BC$, CD AAC6> *6E8 shr'gsH
D81A>8 PAA,"C"PA;, A-8 2K as played by 1ira!da
Cosgrove
*r. ,ho%pso!( hat are yo'r &'rre!t
tho'ghts o! *r'g Prohibitio!)
*A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C; as played by $tefa!
<rogre!
G&o!ti!'es to loo9 aro'!d at the a'die!&e( a!d
agai! spea9s dryH
;o dr'g orth ta9i!g sho'ld be sold for
%o!ey. Dederal legaliJatio! of dr'gs o! a
%edi&al or re&reatio!al basis is the o!ly
ratio!al a&tio!. Profiteeri!g dealers ill
be prose&'ted harshly. "!stall o! the
sheriff+s la! a set of sto&9s to p'!ish
disho!est dope dealers.
Gthe A6*"8;C8 shos their approval of that se!ti%e!tH
,B8 -BC$, CD AAC6> *6E8 as played by 8dard ;orto! i!
,all1e!s$hoes
7here o'ld e fi!d a ,o% <e!to! i!

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1ari! Co'!ty)
,B8 -BC$, CD *A. -C;FC as played by *a!!y ,re2o
G>"-B, o! hi%. Be ears &lea! a!d pressed i!e?pe!sive
s'its( shirts( lo'd ties( a!d belts fro% Aoss *ress for >ess
a!d( his boots are polished. <y his feet is a floered Eevlar4rei!for&ed
atta&hU &ase ith a Chi&a!o Poer sti&9er. Bas a loaded .357 1ag!'% i! his
belt( a hat&het4ieldi!g Asia!( >"86,8;A;, *A. ,"-8A >88( ,B8
<C*5-6AA*( at his elbo at all ti%es. Dro% here ,B8 -BC$, CD *A.
-C;FC sits i! the a'die!&e( he &alls o't.H
Bell( ,he Dre!&h did it( a!d do it. ,heir
revol'tio! &o!ti!'es eve! today. Drea9
Poer( Chi&a!o Poer( are si%'lta!eo'sly
a s&reed agai!st politi&ia!s ho sa&rifi&e
the P'ality of life of their &o!stit'e!ts
for politi&ia!s god da%! perso!al4o!ly
gai!( a!d a! o'tli!e of opti%is% regardi!g
the reaso!able possibility of the
%argi!aliJed to ta9e poer.
A>"C8 played by $&arlett =oha!sso!
G>"-B, o! her. A>"C8 ears glitter a!d a sleeveless red a!d yello
floor le!gth dress slit 'p the side( a!d yello o!e4i!&h spi9e heels.
Ber &lothes are pot4holed a!d pai!t4s%'dged. ,here is dirt '!der her lo!g
!ails fro% garde!i!g. A>"C8 sa'!ters( '!d'lates a!d 2iggles gra&ef'lly as
she %oves.H
,here re%ai!s the fa&t that
i!depe!de!&e f'els &reative poers.
B'!ter ,ho%pso! devo'rs his
i!depe!de!&e a!d gives ba&9 his battered
so'l i! his riti!gs a!d( i! these O M A+s.
,B8 -BC$, CD $A;*5 ,BC1P$C; as played by <roo9ly! *e&9er

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G>"-B, o! her( she ears a body4h'ggi!g %id4&alf le!gth sleeveless( ora!ge
a!d yello floor le!gth dress slit 'p the side( lo!g yello s&arf( yello to4
i!&h spi9e heels( a!d glitter %a9e'p. >oo9s at B6;,8A ith love a!d
sad!ess.H
8ve! !o( " &a! see &learly the years+
eight of the pai! of disappoi!t%e!ts.
"!evitably( over the !e?t te!ty years(
they b'ild to ,s'!a%i B'!ter &resti!g
a!d begi!!i!g to roll ba&9( e?posi!g 2'st
too %a!y %'ddied disappoi!t%e!ts( a!d(
G$A;*5 pa'ses as she fights !ot to &ry( the! &o!ti!'esH
a!d( B'!ter ta9es his g'!( sits do! at
his beloved typeriter( a!d blos his
head %essily off.
G$A;*5 shr'gs( her eyes gliste!H
-reat riter. >o'sy gra!dpare!t. C'r
gra!dso! as there.
G$tart 16$"C $A;*5+$ ,B818.
Beart 4 Bo *eep "t -oes
http.//.yo't'be.&o%/at&h)
v07y>A1e1,f:5. >"-B, o! to B8AA,
perfor%i!g.H
B8>8; -"-8A as played by =odie Doster
B'!ter et $a!dy so!t l+'! de &es bea'?
petits histoires d+a%o'r P'e vo's po'veJ
vo's faire so'rire. B'!ter a!d $a!dy
ere o!e of those fi!e little love stories
that &a! %a9e yo' s%ile.
=. E. C>$C; as played by 8li2ah 7ood

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G>"-B, o! hi%( he+s i! !eed of a hair&'t( i! s&r'ffy loafers( ears a
ri!9led striped b'tto! do! &ollar shirt( has his sleeves rolled 'p his
forear%s( i! r'%pled( dar9( pleated a!d &'ffed tro'sers too big for hi%( a!d
a hip le!gth bla&9 leather aviator 2a&9et( also too large.H
B'!ter believes %'si& is alays a %atter
of e!ergy for hi%( a P'estio! of D'el.
*A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C; as played by $tefa! <rogre!
G!ods( &o!ti!'es to loo9 aro'!d at the a'die!&e( p'ts his ha!d i! his po&9et(
p'lls o't a ball of hashish a!d eats it( the! spea9s dryH
*o!+t orry. $e!ti%e!tal people &all it
"!spiratio!( b't hat they really %ea! is
D'el.
>"86,8;A;, *A. ,"-8A >88( ,B8 <C*5-6AA* played by
Cha!g Che!
G>"-B, o! hi%( he ears origi!al Aay4<a! 7ayfarer s'!glasses(
a! >.>. <ea! !o!4ri!9le !avy blaJer( pi!9 shirt( ta!4a!d4bl'e bo
tie( tailored ta! sla&9s( dar9 bro! belt( light bro! thi! so&9s(
a!d bro! loafers. Be stro9es a throi!g 9!ife agai!st a leather
strap. ,here is a sho'lder bag at his side a!d a Eevlar4
rei!for&ed atta&hU &ase a!d a &lipboard hi&h( hile appeari!g i!!o&'o's(
both &a! be 'sed to prote&t his &lie!t. 7ears a solar poered Casio Pro,re9
-P$ at&h( a!d a -P$ re&eiver a!d tra!s%itter. 7ears *rago! $9i! body
ar%or. Bas a Califor!ia Co!&ealed 7eapo! Per%it . Ar%ed
ith to !i!e4ro'!d -lo&9 27 s i! d'al sho'lder holsters ith
si? &lips o! his belt( five4ro'!d $%ith M 7esso! s!'b !ose .
38 revolver i! a! a!9le holster ith 10 ro'!ds i! the heel of
ea&h of his shoes( CAE, 6lti%a 7ith <la&9 <lade a!d Aaider
" <oot E!ife holstered o! his other a!9le( to flares( a!d
%a&e. Bat&het4ielder he! pressed. Bas a toothpi&9 i! his
%o'th.H

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B'!ter ,ho%pso! o! literat're( %'si&
a!d origi!al tho'ght ith his
&o%bi!atio!s of fa&t a!d fi&tio! tho'gh(
is a horse of a differe!t &olor. 7hat his
f'el prod'&es is aeso%e.
*A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C; as played by $tefa! <rogre!
G&o!ti!'es to pa&e a!d loo9 aro'!d at the a'die!&e( still spea9s dryH
;asty pie&e of b'si!ess. ,he %edia is
i!te!tio!ally 'sed to distra&t( i!s'late(
del'de( a!d god da%! a%'se 's.
A>>8; -";$<8A- as played by =oh!!y *epp
G!ods at B6;,8A ,BC1P$C;H
7hoever &o!trols the %edia( the
i%ages( &o!trols the &'lt're.
,B8 -BC$, CD *A. -C;FC as played by *a!!y ,re2o
"t#s se?( lies( dr'gs a!d betrayal. ;ot
o!ly B'!ter ,ho%pso! 9!e a!d 'sed
that. A%eri&a! Preside!t Aa%ble Ao!
Ao!ald Aeaga! a!d his fello %oral
&r'saders li9e Attor!ey -e!eral 8d
1eese 9!e that. ,he hole godda%!
thi!g as ro!g he! they did it. "t
%ade !o se!se at all. ,ied to the tail of
this a!deri!g A%eri&a! 9ite( as a!
A%eri&a! &itiJe!( " a!t gest'res to
i!di&ate a!others belief i! the
i%porta!&e of ideas a!d free spee&h
rather tha! ig!ora!&e( i!tolera!&e or
i!differe!&e.

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EA,8 BC>AC5* as played by ='lia!!e 1oore
Ghere 524years4old. $'rvived 1970+s 1ari! Co'!ty( !o deali!g ith its 80+s.
$till a desperate fighter i! the str'ggle to stay hip a!d loose at the sa%e
ti%e i! 1ari! Co'!ty. $till deeply e!vio's. $till heavily i!to the hole
s'b'rba! %aterialisti& bag. $he is dressed to 9ill( a
forties yello dress fro% Do?y >ady( r'st spi9e heels
fro% 7a!da+s <o'tiP'e / Dootear.H
7o( this is so heavy. " 2'st flashed
that " &a! li9e relate to that. "t+s li9e
%'tati!g. ,o thi!9 e+re li9e
progra%%ed Aa%ble Ao! Aeaga!+s o9ay.
"+% frea9i!g o't 2'st thi!9i!g abo't it.
BAA:85 BC>AC5* as played by $i%o! <a9er
Ghere 5K4years4old. $'rvived 1970+s 1ari! Co'!ty( !o
deali!g ith its 80+s. $till or9s as a $a! Dra!&is&o
7ells Dargo es&ro offi&er. $till a desperate fighter i! the str'ggle to
stay hip a!d loose at the sa%e ti%e i! 1ari! Co'!ty. Be ishes he had a
Bei!e9e! b't he+s !o o! %o!oa%i!e o?idase i!hibitors G1AC"sH a!d
tri&y&li& a!tidepressa!ts G,CAsH. $till deeply e!vio's. $till heavily i!to the
hole s'b'rba! %aterialisti& bag. Be spea9s sere!e thro'gh his a!ti4
depressa!ts as he loo9s ith %i?ed feeli!gs at the o%e! ope!ly flirti!g
ith B6;,8A. Be o!ders !ostalgi&ally as the pres&riptio! dr'gs have hi%
i%pote!t if 1ari!+s fe%ales still ear pa!ties ith days of the ee9 pri!ted
o! the%. BAA:85 9!os he &o'ld really groove o! a sle!der o%a! i! a s9irt
slit 'p to the aist( $at'rday pa!ties a!d spi9e heels. BAA:85 !ods
sere!ely thro'gh his %o!oa%i!e o?idase i!hibitors G1AC"sH a!d tri&y&li&
a!tidepressa!ts G,CAsH at his fa!tasy.H
,hat+s &ool. " %ea!( " dig li9e here
B'!ter+s at. Beavy st'ff.
EA,8 BC>AC5* as played by ='lia!!e 1oore
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terrifi&ally i!tellige!t. Be pra&ti&ally has
a Ae!aissa!&e %i!d.
BAA:85 BC>AC5* as played by $i%o! <a9er

Dor real.
P8,8A CA>C:$E5 as played by Aaro! 8&9hart
G!ods to EA,8 a!d BAA:85 BC>AC5*H
A!d( P'ite a fe ti%es( the 1ari! s'! gave %e a ar% 9iss.
BAA:85 BC>AC5* as played by $i%o! <a9er

Dor real.
P8,8A CA>C:$E5 as played by Aaro! 8&9hart
G!ods to EA,8 a!d BAA:85 BC>AC5*H
" o!ly a!t to feel it all the %ore agai!.
BAA:85 BC>AC5* as played by $i%o! <a9er

Dor real.
P8,8A CA>C:$E5 as played by Aaro! 8&9hart
G!ods to EA,8 a!d BAA:85 BC>AC5*H
" &a!+t sta!d these hall'&i!atio!s a!y%ore.
BAA:85 BC>AC5* as played by $i%o! <a9er

Dor real.
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G$he+s p're $a! Dra!&is&o as she loo9s at P8,8A CA>C:$E5( a!d EA,8 a!d
BAA:85 BC>AC5*H
=e pe!se P'+'! artiste de respo!sabilitU
est pl's &o%ple?e P'e les ge!s se re!de!t
&o%pte. " thi!9 a! artist+s respo!sibility
is %ore &o%ple? tha! people realiJe.
=. E. C>$C; as played by 8li2ah 7ood
*r. ,ho%pso!( hat abo't the p'bli&
!etor9s)
*A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C; as played by $tefa! <rogre!
Gstops his pa&i!g( loo9s at C>$C; &losely( the! &o!ti!'es his pa&i!g a!d
loo9i!g aro'!d at the a'die!&e( spea9s dryH
7ild a!d 'gly. A!other sport of gods a!d
9i!gs.
Gra%ps 'pH
A bi%bo( liar( &heat( a!d elshi!g shyster
is hat the god da%! p'bli& %edia
!etor9s ofte! are.
,B8 -BC$, CD *A. -C;FC as played by *a!!y ,re2o
8very li&e!see ho applies for a gra!t to
operate i! the p'bli& i!terest(
&o!ve!ie!&e a!d !e&essity %a9es &ertai!
pro%ises for progra% &o!te!t.
,B8 -BC$, CD AAC6> *6E8 as played by 8dard ;orto!
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,hat+s ri&h. ,he DCC fails to sharpe!
their %e%ories. ;ot too lo!g ago a!yo!e
ho does their d'ty as a! A%eri&a!
&itiJe! by P'estio!i!g or &riti&iJi!g
A%eri&a! poli&ies a!d its represe!tatives
as dee%ed a Co%%'!ist a!d '!4
A%eri&a! by the the! ig!ora!t(
i!differe!t or i!tolera!t.
Ghe pa'ses( a&ts li9e he a!ts to load his holder ith a &a!&er4sti&9H
,oday( it+s differe!t f'&9i!g !a%es a!d
&r'el fa&es b't the sa%e br'tal ga%e.
7e have fa&ed the las&ivio's e!e%y a!d
it is e. A!d( so it goes.
1AI B8A*ACC1 as played by Ale? Pettyfer
"f yo' d4d4do!+t tea&h the% to r4r4read(
yo' &a! fool the% he!ever yo' li9e.
,B8 -BC$, CD *A. -C;FC as played by *a!!y ,re2o
" do!+t a!t to lead a!yo!e. " have !o
pra&ti&al ego. " a% !ot a%bitio's. "
%erely a!t to do hat is right. C!&e i!
every &e!t'ry there &o%es a %a! ho is
&hose! to spea9 for his people. 1oses(
1ao a!d 1arti! are e?a%ples. 7ho+s to
say that " a% !ot s'&h a %a!)
C2+TA13 closes* -nd of Act 1 $&e!e C!e.
A&t " $&e!e ,o 4 Co!verts are the orst bigots. $tart 16$"C B6;,8A+$
,B818. =efferso! Airpla!e 4 7hite Aabbit
http.//.yo't'be.&o%/at&h)v07A;;Pr4v&?0 . >"-B, o! to
=8DD8A$C; A"AP>A;8 CC:8A perfor%i!g. C'rtai! ope!s o!to sa%e $8,

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a!d sa%e AC,CA$ o! $8, i! A&t 1 $&e!e 1. A6*"8;C8 8I,AA$ ear
B'!ter+s trade%ar9 1i&hael <astia! ? Aa!dolph 8!gi!eeri!g $ig!at're
$ports%a! yello $'!glasses( or the bla&9 aviators( really lo'd &lothi!g(
hite Co!verse Ch'&9 ,aylor All $tar shoes( the lo &'t( ith hite a!9lets(
a silver =. Press b'&9et hat( a bla&9 leather &'ff bra&elet( vario's Drea9
Poer shirts( hats a!d bags( &arry vario's Drea9 Poer pi&9et sig!s( %ost by
,o% <e!to!( a!d hopi!g to get a! a'tograph( hold 'p &opies of B'!ter+s
riti!g li9e ,he A'% *iary( Bell+s A!gels. ,he $tra!ge a!d ,errible $aga of
the C'tla 1otor&y&le -a!gs( Dear a!d >oathi!g. C! the Ca%paig! ,rail +72(
,he -reat $har9 B'!t( ,he C'rse of >o!o( Ei!gdo% of Dear. >oathso%e
$e&rets of a $tar4Crossed Child "! the Di!al *ays of the A%eri&a! Ce!t'ry(
$&re2a&9( -e!eratio! of $i!e. ,ales of $ha%e a!d *egradatio! i! the
+80s( Dear a!d >oathi!g i! A%eri&a. ,he <r'tal Cdyssey of a! C'tla
=o'r!alist 1938–1973( a!d *eath of a Poet.H
;es as a short story( the reporter ith the eye a!d %i!d of a &a%era( at
its fi!est is hat B'!ter $. ,ho%pso!( =a%es =oy&e( 8dard A. 1'rro a!d
others agree. B'!ter 2'st &o'ld!+t resist %a9i!g hi%self part of a!y 2'i&y
story. =o'r!alis% is &o!stit'tio!al( therefore( f'!da%e!tal. ,hat+s hy *r.
,ho%pso! pa&9s a g'! this day o! stage at the College of 1ari!. ;o o!e
see%s to %i!d hi&h is odd for 1ari!( perhaps they are 2'st too loaded to
!oti&e( hi&h is!+t odd for 1ari!. All i!divid'als# i!depe!de!&e of 2'dg%e!t
%'st alays be prote&ted( a!d B'!ter is prote&ti!g his i!depe!de!&e.
1AI B8A*ACC1 as played by Ale? Pettyfer
G>"-B, o! 1AI( ho ears a shi!y dar9 s'it( hite shirt( dar9 tie( Aay4<a!
7ayfarer s'!glasses. Dro% here 1AI B8A*ACC1 sits i! the a'die!&e(
he &alls o't.H
Co!verts are the orst b4b4bigots.
,B8 -BC$, CD AAC6> *6E8 as played by 8dard ;orto! i!
,all1e!s$hoes
G>"-B, o! here he sits i! the a'die!&e( ears >.>. <ea! ,he
7arre! Chi!o Pa!ts ( Aalph >a're! !avy polo shirt or! o't
&overi!g his g'!( bro! Calde! ,all1e!s$hoe s ( Aay <a!

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$hooters( a!d a hite =. Press b'&9et hat. 1K years of disti!g'ished servi&e
i! the C"A( the D<" a!d the Pittsb'rgh( Pe!!sylva!ia Poli&e "!tellige!&e 6!it.
A eapo!s e?pert. 7orld4&lass propaga!da riter. A br'tal fi?er. 7iJard
i! hite a!d bla&9 %agi&. Be ta9es a sig fro% a bottle of 101 proof 7ild
,'r9ey i! a s%all he%p bag. ,he 7ild ,'r9ey+s !ose is a little harsh d'e to
the high proof( ith a fragra!&e of violet a!d ho!eys'&9le( ith rye a!d a
seet taste of pea&hes( &ho&olate a!d &ara%el. ,he!( he sta!ds 'p a!d &alls
o't. Be &learly !eeds so%e !i&oti!e as he pa&es errati&ally( the! sits ba&9
do!.H
5eah( f'&9. "! a &losed so&iety here
everybody+s g'ilty( the o!ly &ri%e is
getti!g &a'ght. 1y ho%eboy+s A%eri&a#s
%ight( 9!oledge a!d %ag!a!i%ity hi&h
&a!!ot be li%ited to those that are
b'llied i! adva!&e by the gover!%e!t
p'ppets a!d the p'ppet %asters. ,he
p'ppet %asters are the bi%bo
&orporatio!s. <eare( they a9e 'p
greedy every day of their lives.
,B8 -BC$, CD *A. -C;FC as played by *a!!y ,re2o
G7ears &lea! a!d pressed i!e?pe!sive s'its( shirts( lo'd ties( a!d belts fro%
Aoss *ress for >ess a!d( his boots are polished. <y his feet
is a floered Eevlar4rei!for&ed atta&hU &ase ith a Chi&a!o
Poer sti&9er( a!d a &lipboard hi&h( hile appeari!g
i!!o&'o's( both &a! be 'sed to prote&t hi% Bas a loaded .
357 1ag!'% i! his belt( a hat&het4ieldi!g Asia!(
>"86,8;A;, *A. ,"-8A >88( ,B8 <C*5-6AA*( at his
elbo at all ti%es. Dro% here ,B8 -BC$, CD *A.
-C;FC sits i! the a'die!&e( he &alls o't.H
C'r ele&ted represe!tatives are sed'&ed
or b'llied to slavishly s'pport Corporate
7orld( bli!dly obey A%eri&a+s o&&'piers(
the &orporatio!s( a!d s'lle!ly prete!d to
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staged prod'&tio!s orthy of a!y
Bollyood fil% or <roaday play. ,hat#s
the sti!9i!+ bi%bo &orporatio!s( !ot
A%eri&a.
B8>8; -"-8A as played by =odie Doster
G$he+s p're $a! Dra!&is&o as she loo9s aro'!dH
Dil% d+Bollyood) =+adore pl's P'e to't
&e P'e vo's &her&heJ [ '!e s&\!e d+'!
fil% de s&\!e et de voir l+i!te!tio!
derri\re elle. "l vo's per%et de vrai%e!t
apprU&ier la %ai! d' &i!Uaste. Bollyood
fil%) " love %ore tha! a!ythi!g loo9i!g
at a %ovie s&e!e by s&e!e a!d seei!g the
i!te!tio! behi!d it. "t allos yo' to really
appre&iate the ha!d of the fil%%a9er.
*A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C; as played by $tefa! <rogre!
Galays4stylish( *A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C; ears his trade%ar9 1i&hael
<astia! ? Aa!dolph 8!gi!eeri!g $ig!at're $ports%a! yello $'!glasses ( a!d
he+s styli!g ,he A'gged >oo9R Eha9i $li% $traight >eg Pa!ts( !o belt( a hite
>a&oste 6ltra $li% Dit Polo shirt or! o't to &o!&eal his g'!( hite Co!verse
Ch'&9 ,aylor All $tar shoes( the lo &'t( ith hite a!9lets( a silver =. Press
b'&9et hat( a!d he ears a bla&9 leather &'ff bra&elet. Be see%s to have a
fe tattoos of sort.
Bis &lothes breath a dar9 s%o9ey taver! of stale %alodo'ro's toba&&o( a!d
his lea! body a &o&9tail of al&ohols. B'!ter is all laid4ba&9 sto!er vibe.
Alo!g ith e!2oyi!g the fe%ales atte!tio!( B'!ter+s also e!2oyi!g the
&a%eras o! hi%. Be %oves fre!eti&ally o! the College of 1ari! stage
thro'gh a orld4eari!ess of battle+s fo'ght. ,he!( he+s off o!
hall'&i!atory off4the4all strea%4of4&o!s&io's( ith i!ter%itte!t go!Jo
ra!ts a!d raves. Be &learly !eeds so%e !i&oti!e. Be s%iles at B8>8;
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,he s&'% also rises. C'tside of the
bi%bo &orporatio!s( &o!s'%ers are !ot
terribly attra&ted to goods that rapidly
be&o%e obsolete( soo! fo'!d to have
deadly defe&ts( '!!e&essarily
&o!trib'ted to global ar%i!g( as!+t
1ade i! A%eri&a( that &reated da%age to
the e!viro!%e!t( ere i!volved i!
tort'o's a!i%al testi!g( a!d has
!o!e?iste!t &'sto%er servi&e. " say to
the bi%bo &orporatio!s( yo' do yo'r
orst i! the !a%e of yo'r god Profit. "
do %y best. ,hat#s the differe!&e
betee! 's. >et the good ti%es roll.
>"86,8;A;, *A. ,"-8A >88( ,B8 <C*5-6AA* played by Cha!g Che!
Ghe ears origi!al Aay4<a! 7ayfarer s'!glasses( a! >.>. <ea! !o!4
ri!9le !avy blaJer( pi!9 shirt( ta!4a!d4bl'e bo tie( tailored ta!
sla&9s( dar9 bro! belt( light bro! thi! so&9s( a!d bro!
loafers. Be stro9es a throi!g 9!ife agai!st a leather strap.
,here is a sho'lder bag at his side a!d a Eevlar4rei!for&ed
atta&hU &ase a!d a &lipboard hi&h( hile appeari!g i!!o&'o's(
both &a! be 'sed to prote&t his &lie!t. 7ears a solar poered
Casio Pro,re9 -P$ at&h( a!d a -P$ re&eiver a!d tra!s%itter. 7ears
*rago! $9i! body ar%or. Bas a Califor!ia Co!&ealed 7eapo! Per%it . Ar%ed
ith to !i!e4ro'!d -lo&9 27 s i! d'al sho'lder holsters ith si? &lips o! his
belt( five4ro'!d $%ith M 7esso! s!'b !ose .38 revolver i! a! a!9le holster
ith 10 ro'!ds i! the heel of ea&h of his shoes( CAE, 6lti%a 7ith <la&9
<lade a!d Aaider " <oot E!ife holstered o! his other a!9le( to flares( a!d
%a&e. Bat&het4ielder he! pressed.H
,hat differe!&e has &reated a
&o!fide!&e gap ith A%eri&a! b'si!esses.
"!side it( is the &orporatio!#s 2've!ile
!otio! that if o!e is !ot ith 's( o!e is
agai!st 's. ,he &orporatio!#s i%%oral
poer has ro!gly &arried that 's vers's

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the% i!to o'r gover!%e!t.
*A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C; as played by $tefa! <rogre!
,he 2o9e is over he! eve! vi&tory is a
do!hill r'! i!to hardship(
disappoi!t%e!t( a!d a P'easy se!se of
betrayal.
A>"C8 played by $&arlett =oha!sso!
GA>" C8 ears glitter a!d a sleeveless red
a!d yello floor le!gth dress slit 'p the
side( a!d yello o!e4i!&h spi9e heels. Ber
&lothes are pot4holed a!d pai!t4s%'dged.
,here is dirt '!der her lo!g !ails fro% garde!i!g.
A>"C8 sa'!ters( '!d'lates a!d 2iggles gra&ef'lly as she %oves.H
" a% disappoi!ted i! A%eri&a! $e&retary
of $tate -eorge P. $h'ltJ+s la&9 of
i%prove%e!t i! his $tate *epart%e!t
si!&e he as appoi!ted. " as e?pe&ti!g
a! i!4ho'se re%odel a!d 'pgrade.
$pe&ifi&ally( fi?i!g A%eri&a#s overseas
represe!tatio! that re%ai!s bloated ith
people ith too little ed'&atio!( too little
trai!i!g( too little 9!oledge a!d too
little &'riosity a!d respe&t abo't the
&o'!try they#re goi!g to or are already i!.
,B8 -BC$, CD *A. -C;FC as played by *a!!y ,re2o
Ghe sta!ds 'pH
" a% disappoi!ted ith A%eri&a!
preside!t Aa%ble Ao! Aeaga!. A
reaso!ably &o%pelli!g s'b2e&t a!d o!e
perple?i!g A%eri&a! fa&t is the

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illi!g!ess of o'r ele&ted
represe!tatives to a&&ept third4rate a!d
da!gero's i!s'ra!&e servi&es for 's b't
!ot the%. ,hat#s for all i!s'ra!&e
servi&esR health( &ar( ho%e( life( &redit(
defa'lt( a!d disability.
1A>8 PAA,"C"PA;, A-8 13
7hat#s hard to &o%prehe!d is o'r
ele&ted represe!tatives# &o%pla&e!&y to
bad &'sto%er servi&e a!d their
&o!stit'e!ts bei!g go'ged a!d 9illed. <ad
for% he! a voter dies( do!+t yo' thi!9)
Cr( is it that it does!+t %atter ho votes
b't ho &o'!ts the votes( *r. ,ho%pso!)
*A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C; as played by $tefa! <rogre!
" a!t to alays be the o!e &o'!ti!g. "
fi!d !othi!g that says that b'si!esses
are g'ara!teed or e!titled to i!&rease
their profits or eve! stay i! f'&9i!+
b'si!ess – let alo!e at ta?payer e?pe!se.
7hat people do &o%plai! of( a!d rightly
so( is high pri&es a!d poor or !o
&o!s'%er servi&e( !ot getti!g hat they
paid for or voted for( a!d la&9 of &ivility.
-ood &o!s'%er servi&e( deliveri!g o!
pro%ises a!d &ivility i!&l'de a !o'rishi!g
dose of sy%pathy.
,B8 -BC$, CD AAC6> *6E8 as played by
8dard ;orto! i! ,all1e!s$hoes
<eare( after all " a% a professio!al.
;o!4A%eri&a!( do!+t ra!t at %e( god4
da%%it. " really love A%eri&a. ;o!4

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A%eri&a! i!s'ra!&e servi&es are 2'st
better i! !'%ber &o%peti!g res'lti!g i!
i%proved speed( effi&ie!&ies( &osts
i!&l'di!g &arbo! footpri!ts( &'sto%er
servi&e( re&y&li!g( staff ed'&atio!al level(
P'ality( a!d te&h!ology.
Gpa'se as he loo9s aro'!d( the! &o!ti!'esH
,his data raises i!teresti!g spe&'latio!s.
C!e( is hy are e are reP'ired ba&9ed
by all the g'!s of gover!%e!t to 'se
%ore i!s'ra!&e servi&es tha! e 'sed to
be) A!other( is advertisi!g 'sed to be
2'st telli!g hat %e hat to b'y b't !o
it tells %e hat to thi!9. ,hat#s do!e
ith high4te&h advertisi!g( sho b'si!ess
a!d biased or i!&o%plete s!ippets of
data.
:"A-";"A ,BC1P$C; as played by 1ado!!a
Gfor%er libraria!( a! i!to?i&ated beate!4do! so'l( she spea9s ith eary
e?perie!&e.H
,he &halle!ges of health are %'&h
be&a'se so fe hile healthy or ith
good health &are &o%prehe!d the
&halle!ges of ill!ess. ,he &halle!ges of
ho%e are %'&h be&a'se so fe
appre&iate the &halle!ges of !ot havi!g a
ho%e.
*A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C; as played by $tefa! <rogre!
Dreedo% is so%ethi!g that dies '!less
it+s 'sed. ,he poor a!d %iddle &lasses p't
their %o!ey o! their prese!t freedo% as

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the past is si%ply a dead ha!d. ,hat is a
%ar9 of a large!ess of %i!d.
=. E. C>$C; as played by 8li2ah 7ood
Gi! !eed of a hair&'t( i! s&r'ffy loafers( ears a ri!9led striped b'tto!
do! &ollar shirt( has his sleeves rolled 'p his forear%s( i! r'%pled( dar9(
pleated a!d &'ffed tro'sers too big for hi%( a!d a hip le!gth bla&9 leather
aviator 2a&9et( also too large. Be spea9s ith rese!t%e!t for the ri&h !ot
a&&epti!g he hi%self is ri&h.H
-et o't hile yo' &a!. ,he ri&h are
alays tryi!g to ta9e aay freedo%s
fro% today based o! f't're spe&'latio!s.
$tart 16$"C AAC6> *6E8+$ ,B818. <roo9ly! ,aber!a&le Choir 4 <attle
By%! Cf ,he Aep'bli& http.//.yo't'be.&o%/at&h)v08fD93lp,yfK
as perfor%ed by A8*7CC* B"-B $CBCC> CBC"A( CC>>8-8 CD 1AA";
CBC"A a!d *C1";"CA; 6;":8A$",5 7";"DA8* <AE8A CBCAA>8.
*A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C; as played by $tefa! <rogre!
Gta'!ts the a'die!&eH
,he last trai! o't of a!y statio! ill !ot
be f'll of !i&e g'ys. 5o' !eed to ise4'p
abo't !'&lear e!ergy.
G"%%ediately( the 1ari! a'die!&e so'!dly boos
B'!ter he! he sl'rs favorably of !'&lear e!ergyH
B8>8; -"-8A as played by =odie Doster
G$he+s p're $a! Dra!&is&o as she loo9s aro'!d at the a'die!&e
%e%bers booi!g B6;,8A.H
C+est le fast la!e( fol9s ... et !o's !o's
plaiso!s i&i. ,his is the fast la!e(

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fol9s...a!d e li9e it here.
*A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C; as played by $tefa! <rogre!
Gloo9s at the A6*"8;C8( loo9s at his frie!d B8>8; -"-8A( the! agai! the
A6*"8;C8( the! s%iles at B8>8;H
*o!+t thi!9 that %y arroga!&e is
'!i!te!tio!al. it+s 2'st that "+d rather
offe!d yo' !o tha! after yo' start
payi!g %e( so yo' 9!o e?a&tly 2'st hat
yo'+re payi!g %e for. ,he 1a! despises
%e( of &o'rse( a!d " have !othi!g b't
&o!te%pt for ,he 1a! a!d everythi!g he
sta!ds for. "f yo' as9ed ,he 1a!( he+d
tell yo' that "+% L!ot very li9able( Gthat
"H hate people( Gthat "H 2'st a!t to be
left alo!e( a!d Gthat "H feel too s'perior
to %i!gle ith the average perso!.L
B8>8; -"-8A as played by =odie Doster
Gs%all gri!( eyes &al&'lati!gH
Aie! !e va't les bo!!es rUfUre!&es.
;othi!g beats havi!g good refere!&es.
*A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C; as played by $tefa! <rogre!
Gs%iles( !ods at B8>8; -"-8A( loo9s at the A6*"8;C8H
As far as "+% &o!&er!ed( it+s a da%!ed
sha%e that a field as pote!tially dy!a%i&
a!d vital as gover!%e!t is overr'! ith
d'llards( b'%s( a!d ha&9s( hag4ridde!
ith %yopia( apathy a!d &o%pla&e!&e( a!d
ge!erally st'&9 i! a bog of stag!a!t
%edio&rity.

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="1 ,BC1P$C; as played by
Ada% $a!dler
G>"-B, o! hi%( he+s gay( sports
a! L8at the Ai&hL b'tto!.
Criti&al of the effe%i!ate(
drag4P'ee!s a!d Castro Clo!es.
>ives i! Baight4Ashb'ry.
A%o!g his predile&tio!s is the
habit of &olle&ti!g 'sed 16;"
b's tra!sfers so that he &a! avoid payi!g
fares.H
-over!%e!t) ,he iss'e is to prote&t the
poor a!d %iddle &lasses liberty fro% the
ab'se of pl'to&rats# poer.
1AI B8A*ACC1 as played by Ale? Pettyfer
G>"-B, o! 1AI( ho ears a shi!y dar9 s'it(
hite shirt( dar9 tie( Aay4<a! 7ayfarer
s'!glasses. Dro% here 1AI B8A*ACC1 sits i!
the a'die!&e( he &alls o't.H
<'t( ,he Ai&h *4*4*'de see%ed li9e a
!i&e g'y( b't so d4d4did several serial 94
949illers.
,B8 -BC$, CD *A. -C;FC as played by *a!!y ,re2o
Ghe sta!ds 'pH
7hatever o'r perso!al stories( the
&o!seP'e!&es are appare!t. ,he ri&h get
ri&her( the poor get poorer a!d the
%iddle &lass is alays savagely ravished
by both. 1ost bi%bo i&o!i& &orporatio!s

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of 7all $treet b'r! the%selves 'p ith
their &raJy greed 4 a!d the ba!9i!g
syste% goes ba!9r'pt o! a reg'lar basis.
7hat#s left are ope! ards of the state
o! life s'pport fro% the federal
gover!%e!t a!d every A%eri&a!
ta?payer.
Ghe begi!s to t'r! to sit do! the! agai! sta!ds 'pH
C'r %is2'dg%e!ts( hoever egregio's(
pale agai!st the solely self4e!ri&hi!g
re&9less!ess of the i!sa!e ri&h.
C2+TA13 closes* -nd of Act 1 $&e!e ,o.
A&t " $&e!e ,hree – ,ri&9y *i&9. $tart 16$"C Co'!try
=oe 1&*o!ald 4 ,ri&9y *i&9y
http.//.yo't'be.&o%/at&h)v07%p9gAs!&'5. >"-B,
o! to CC6;,A5 =C8 1C*C;A>* perfor%i!g. C'rtai!
ope!s o!to sa%e $8, a!d sa%e AC,CA$ o! $8, i! A&t 1
$&e!e 1.
A6*"8;C8 8I,AA$ ear B'!ter+s trade%ar9
1i&hael <astia! ? Aa!dolph 8!gi!eeri!g $ig!at're
$ports%a! yello $'!glasses( or the bla&9 aviators(
really lo'd &lothi!g( hite Co!verse Ch'&9 ,aylor
All $tar shoes( the lo &'t( ith hite a!9lets( a
silver =. Press b'&9et hat( a bla&9 leather &'ff
bra&elet( vario's Drea9 Poer shirts( hats a!d bags( &arry vario's Drea9
Poer pi&9et sig!s( %ost by ,o% <e!to!( a!d hopi!g to get a! a'tograph(
hold 'p &opies of B'!ter+s riti!g li9e ,he A'% *iary( Bell+s A!gels. ,he
$tra!ge a!d ,errible $aga of the C'tla 1otor&y&le -a!gs( Dear a!d
>oathi!g. C! the Ca%paig! ,rail +72( ,he -reat $har9 B'!t( ,he C'rse of
>o!o( Ei!gdo% of Dear. >oathso%e $e&rets of a $tar4Crossed Child "! the
Di!al *ays of the A%eri&a! Ce!t'ry( $&re2a&9( -e!eratio! of $i!e. ,ales
of $ha%e a!d *egradatio! i! the +80s( Dear a!d >oathi!g i! A%eri&a. ,he

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<r'tal Cdyssey of a! C'tla =o'r!alist 1938–1973( a!d *eath of a Poet.H
A>"C8 played by $&arlett =oha!sso!
GA>" C8 ears glitter a!d a sleeveless red a!d yello floor le!gth
dress slit 'p the side( a!d yello o!e4i!&h spi9e heels. Ber &lothes
are pot4holed a!d pai!t4s%'dged. ,here is dirt '!der her lo!g !ails fro%
garde!i!g. A>"C8 sa'!ters( '!d'lates a!d 2iggles gra&ef'lly as she %oves.H
*r. ,ho%pso!( li9e yo'( " a% a! Air Dor&e
vetera!. Bo do yo' feel !o abo't ar4
%o!geri!g)
*A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C; as played by $tefa! <rogre!
Galays4stylish( *A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C; ears his
trade%ar9 1i&hael <astia! ? Aa!dolph 8!gi!eeri!g
$ig!at're $ports%a! yello $'!glasses( a!d he+s styli!g
,he A'gged >oo9R Eha9i $li% $traight >eg Pa!ts( !o belt( a
hite >a&oste 6ltra $li% Dit Polo shirt or! o't to &o!&eal
his g'!( hite Co!verse Ch'&9 ,aylor All $tar shoes( the lo
&'t( ith hite a!9lets( a silver =. Press b'&9et hat( a!d he
ears a bla&9 leather &'ff bra&elet. Be see%s to have a
fe tattoos of sort.
"! 1931( " hit&hhi9ed to ;orther!
Califor!ia a!d got a 2ob there as
se&'rity g'ard at <ig $'r Bot $pri!gs(
hi&h later be&a%e the 8sale! "!stit'te.
"! 1933( " %arried $a!dy a!d e settled
i! $a! Dra!&is&o. 7e i%%ersed o'rselves
i! Califor!ia dr'g a!d hippie &'lt're a!d "
bega! riti!g for the <er9eley
'!dergro'!d paper( ,he $pyder. ,he
$la'ghter of :iet ;a% as the!. A large
part of ar4%o!geri!g is based o! a god
da%! se!se of perso!al i%%'!ity a!d
f'eled by the bi%bo &orporatio!s. ,here

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has bee! a re&e!t &ha!ge of feeli!g a!d
%'&h dis%ay a!d &o!f'sio!( be&a'se the
a&t'al &o'rse of eve!ts has %ade
!o!se!se of the right4i!g orthodo?y of
the last fe years. ,his fa&t is orthy of
serio's tho'ght a!d tal9 hi&h %a9es it
all the %ore terrifyi!g that A%eri&a!
Preside!t Ai&hard ;i?o! ba!!ed *r.
CitiJe! ,ho%pso! fro% the 7hite Bo'se(
all very illegal.
G,he a'die!&e &laps a!d histles. $6-AA4CCA,8* ,AA, &o!ti!'es her
BAC( B'!ter A&P'isitio! Ca%paig!( a!d B6;,8A+$ eyes are fo&'sed o!
$6-AA4CCA,8* ,AA,. 7ith a 2oi!t i! her ha!d she airily aves aro'!d( a
silver &o9e spoo! da!gli!g fro% a gold &hai! aro'!d her 2oled
!e&9( she possessively advertises her p'rs'it to get hi% a!d
2'st hat all she pla!!ed to do 9eepi!g hi%. $he alter!ately
loo9s adori!gly at B'!ter a!d %e!a&i!gly at the other o%e!(
a!d eve! a C>A$$5 1A; ho appears to be gay to her. ,hat+s
%ore li9ely i! $a! Dra!&is&o tha! 1ari!. $6-AA4CCA,8*
,AA, p'rses her &ollage!4e!ha!&ed lips( light reveals her isps
of %'sta&he( &hi! hair a!d sideb'r!s o! her lifeti%e of 1ari!
haggard a!d tre!&hed fa&e.H
,B8 -BC$, CD AAC6> *6E8 as played by 8dard ;orto! i!
,all1e!s$hoes
G>"-B, o! here he sits i! the a'die!&e( ears >.>. <ea! ,he 7arre! Chi!o
Pa!ts( Aalph >a're! !avy polo shirt or! o't &overi!g his g'!( bro! Calde!
,all1e!s$hoe s ( Aay <a! $hooters( a!d a hite =. Press b'&9et hat. 1K years
of disti!g'ished servi&e i! the C"A( the D<" a!d the Pittsb'rgh( Pe!!sylva!ia
Poli&e "!tellige!&e 6!it. A eapo!s e?pert. 7orld4&lass propaga!da riter.
A br'tal fi?er. 7iJard i! hite a!d bla&9 %agi&. Be ta9es a sig fro% a
bottle of 101 proof 7ild ,'r9ey i! a s%all he%p bag. ,he 7ild ,'r9ey+s
!ose is a little harsh d'e to the high proof( ith a fragra!&e of violet a!d
ho!eys'&9le( ith rye a!d a seet taste of pea&hes( &ho&olate a!d &ara%el.
,he!( he sta!ds 'p a!d &alls o't. Be &learly !eeds so%e !i&oti!e as he pa&es
errati&ally( the! sits ba&9 do!.H

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*o!+t orry. 7ith the tr'th so d'll a!d
depressi!g( the o!ly or9i!g alter!ative
is ild b'rsts of %ad!ess a!d filigree.
6!2'stly( illegally( '!fairly( a!d i%%orally
the bi%bo &orporatio!s# profits are
ro'ti!ely privatiJed a!d &orporate debt
so&ialiJed. All i! the Corporatio!#s holy
righteo's !a%e of Profit( C!ly Profit a!d
1ore Profit. ,he p'rs'it of profit( o!ly
profit a!d %ore profit is '!2'st( illegal(
'!fair( da%!able( a!d i%%oral. ,i%e a!d
ti%e agai! it has bee! prove! that d'e to
la&9 of reg'latio! via gover!%e!t
oversight( free %ar9ets i!evitably
be&o%e &orr'pt( destr'&tive a!d self4
destr'&tive. 7e &a!!ot e?pe&t people to
have respe&t for la a!d order '!til e
tea&h respe&t to those e have
e!tr'sted to e!for&e those las.
A>>8; -";$<8A- as played by =oh!!y
*epp
G!ods at B6;,8A ,BC1P$C;H
" do!+t thi!9 there is a!y tr'th. ,here
are o!ly poi!ts of vie.
,B8 -BC$, CD *A. -C;FC as played by *a!!y ,re2o
G>"-B, o! hi%( he ears &lea! a!d pressed i!e?pe!sive
s'its( shirts( lo'd ties( a!d belts fro% Aoss *ress for >ess
a!d( his boots are polished. <y his feet is a floered
Eevlar4rei!for&ed atta&hU &ase ith a Chi&a!o Poer
sti&9er( a!d a &lipboard hi&h( hile appeari!g i!!o&'o's(
both &a! be 'sed to prote&t hi%. Bas a loaded .357 1ag!'% i! his belt( a
hat&het4ieldi!g Asia!( >"86,8;A;, *A. ,"-8A >88( ,B8 <C*5-6AA*(

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as his $a! Dra!&is&o bodyg'ard at his elbo at all ti%es. Dro% here ,B8
-BC$, CD *A. -C;FC sits i! the a'die!&e( he &alls o't.H
$tates %'st i%%ediately e!a&t or %odify
their &orporate las to o!e( redefi!i!g
profit to i!&l'de the &ost of all
e?ter!alities( s'bsidies( sto&9 optio!s(
&arbo! footpri!t( a!d s'stai!ability. ,o(
the p'rs'it of o!ly profit as &'rre!tly
defi!ed is '!2'st( illegal( '!fair( a!d
i%%oral. ,hree( &orporatio!s are
stripped of their !at'ral perso! legal
fi&tio!. All of the &harters for these
&orporatio!s are iss'ed by a state. All
&orporate &harters %'st for&e these
bi%bo &orporatio!s to pra&ti&e
&o%passio!ate &apitalis%.
1AI B8A*ACC1 as played by Ale? Pettyfer
G>"-B, o! 1AI( ho ears a shi!y dar9 s'it( hite shirt( dar9 tie( Aay4<a!
7ayfarer s'!glasses. Dro% here 1AI B8A*ACC1 sits i! the a'die!&e(
he &alls o't.H
C4C4Ca! 1r. $%ith -et to 7ashi!gto!
A!y%ore) ,he a!ser is y4y4yes if yo'+re
*4*4*r. B'!ter $. ,4,4,ho%pso!(
altho'gh ,ri&9y *4*4*i&9 illegally o!+t
let yo' i! that great A%eri&a! p'bli&
b'ildi!g( ,he 7hite Bo'se.
C>A$$5 >A*5 as played by ;e&ar Fadega!
G314year4old fro% $a! Dra!&is&o( %arried to C>A$$5 1A;.
7ears a three4&arat e!gage%e!t ri!g( sle!der gold eddi!g
ba!d( a lo!g r'st( yello( red( ora!ge( a!d bla&9 s9irt to her
a!9les( a lo!g4sleeved red sil9 blo'se( a!d red to4i!&h spi9ed heels. $he
has a yello a!d bla&9 sil9 s&arf aro'!d her !e&9( a! ora!ge $a! *iego Bat

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Co%pa!y Dloppy Bat o! her head.H
Aight4i!g leadership tho'ght has
!arroed to a !egative( fear4%o!geri!g
a!d a torre!t of hate. =a%es =oy&e#s
Portrait of a! Artist has that v'lgar
ser%o! delivered by Dather Ar!all that
frighte!s ith its ord4pi&t'res of a!
oh4so4e?tre%e of today+s Aep'bli&a!
&lassi& hell.
1A>8 PAA,"C"PA;, A-8 13
Bo+d yo' &o%e 'p ith the ter% -o!Jo
=o'r!alis%)
*A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C; as played by $tefa! <rogre!
Gspea9s to C>A$$5 >A*5H
Dear is 2'st a!other ord for ig!ora!&e.
Gspea9s to 1A>8 PAA,"C"PA;, A-8 13H
" did!+t. ,he 2o'r!alist <ill Cardoso did.
,B8 -BC$, CD $A;*5 ,BC1P$C; as played by <roo9ly! *e&9er
G>"-B, o! her( she ears a body4h'ggi!g %id4&alf le!gth
sleeveless( ora!ge a!d yello floor le!gth dress slit 'p the
side( lo!g yello s&arf( yello to4i!&h spi9e heels( a!d
glitter %a9e'p.H
B'!ter+s ords be&a%e %ore politi&al
a!d i!&e!diary a!d his riti!g style
be&a%e perso!al( ra%bli!g a!d %a!i&(
ith off4the4all a!d over4the4top
2o'r!alis%. ,he at%osphere of e?tre%e

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&o!servative a&tivis% is also da%agi!g to
prose a!d totally r'i!o's to the !ovel
be&a'se riti!g is a prod'&t of a free
%i!d of a! a'to!o%o's life4for%(
so%ethi!g B'!ter de%o!strated every
%o%e!t of his life.
>"86,8;A;, *A. ,"-8A >88( ,B8 <C*5-6AA* played by Cha!g Che!
G>"-B, o! hi%( he ears origi!al Aay4<a! 7ayfarer s'!glasses( a! >.>. <ea!
!o!4ri!9le !avy blaJer( pi!9 shirt( ta!4a!d4bl'e bo tie( tailored
ta! sla&9s( dar9 bro! belt( light bro! thi! so&9s( a!d bro!
loafers. Be stro9es a throi!g 9!ife agai!st a leather strap.
,here is a sho'lder bag at his side a!d a Eevlar4rei!for&ed
atta&hU &ase a!d a &lipboard hi&h( hile appeari!g i!!o&'o's(
both &a! be 'sed to prote&t his &lie!t. 7ears a solar poered
Casio Pro,re9 -P$ at&h( a!d a -P$ re&eiver a!d tra!s%itter.
7ears *rago! $9i! body ar%or. Bas a Califor!ia Co!&ealed
7eapo! Per%it . Ar%ed ith to !i!e4ro'!d -lo&9 27 s i! d'al
sho'lder holsters ith si? &lips o! his belt( five4ro'!d $%ith M 7esso! s!'b
!ose .38 revolver i! a! a!9le holster ith 10 ro'!ds i! the heel of ea&h of his
shoes( CAE, 6lti%a 7ith <la&9 <lade a!d Aaider " <oot E!ife holstered o!
his other a!9le( to flares( a!d %a&e. Bat&het4ielder he! pressed. Bas a
toothpi&9 i! his %o'th.H
People that are !ot forbidde! to rite(
ofte! rite. ,here#s !o psy&hobabble or
dri!9i!g the Eool4Aid i!
B'!ter#s riti!gs. ;o bli!d
allegia!&e to a!other perso!
or ideology is fo'!d i! a!y
of B'!ter+s or9s. ;o
pse'do4profo'!d fig're of
li%ited i!telle&t are behi!d
a!y of the%. All are a tr'e
off4the42o'r!alist#s4b's
&olleag'e( !ot to be &as'ally
left o! a! editor#s &'tti!g roo% floor.

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A>>8; -";$<8A- as played by =oh!!y *epp
G!ods at >"86,8;A;, *A. ,"-8A >88H
Poets are *a%!ed... b't $ee ith the
8yes of A!gels.
="1 ,BC1P$C; as played by Ada% $a!dler
G>"-B, o! hi%( he+s gay( sports a! L8at the Ai&hL b'tto!.
Criti&al of the effe%i!ate( drag4P'ee!s a!d Castro Clo!es. >ives i! Baight4
Ashb'ry. A%o!g his predile&tio!s is the habit of &olle&ti!g 'sed 16;" b's
tra!sfers so that he &a! avoid payi!g fares.H
A!ythi!g that gets yo'r blood ra&i!g is
probably orth doi!g. Aolli!g $to!e a!d
C<$ a!d <ill Paley ere the %egapho!es
that a%plified B'!ter a!d 8dard A.
1'rro+s voi&es orld4ide. Aolli!g
$to!e( B'!ter ,ho%pso!( C<$( <ill Paley(
8dard 1'rro( a!d the a'die!&e all
be!efited i%%e!sely.
:"A-";"A ,BC1P$C; as played by 1ado!!a
Gfor%er libraria!( a! i!to?i&ated beate!4do! so'l( she spea9s ith eary
e?perie!&e.H
"f yo'+re goi!g to be &raJy( yo' have to
get paid for it or else yo'+re goi!g to be
lo&9ed 'p.
$tart 16$"C $6-AA4CCA,8* ,AA,+$
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C2+TA13 closes* -nd of Act 1 $&e!e ,hree.
A&t " $&e!e Do'r 4 ,here had to be a hole !e s&e!e.
$tart 16$"C >"86,8;A;, *A. ,"-8A >88( ,B8
<C*5-6AA*+$ ,B818. 1iles *avis 4 Co!&ierto *e
Ara!2'eJ GAdagioH http.//.yo't'be.&o%/at&h) v009$%>,%$1?" .
>"-B, o! to 1">8$ *A:"$ CC:8A perfor%i!g. C'rtai! ope!s o!to sa%e
$8, a!d sa%e AC,CA$ o! $8, i! A&t 1 $&e!e 1. A6*"8;C8 8I,AA$ ear
B'!ter+s trade%ar9 1i&hael <astia! ? Aa!dolph 8!gi!eeri!g $ig!at're
$ports%a! yello $'!glasses( or the bla&9 aviators( really lo'd &lothi!g(
hite Co!verse Ch'&9 ,aylor All $tar shoes( the lo &'t( ith hite a!9lets(
a silver =. Press b'&9et hat( a bla&9 leather &'ff bra&elet( vario's Drea9
Poer shirts( hats a!d bags( a!d &arry vario's Drea9 Poer pi&9et sig!s(
%ost by ,o% <e!to! .
All are hopi!g to
get a B'!ter
a'tograph as
they hold 'p
&opies of
B'!ter+s riti!g
li9e ,he A'%
*iary( Bell+s
A!gels. ,he
$tra!ge a!d
,errible $aga of
the C'tla
1otor&y&le
-a!gs( Dear a!d
>oathi!g. C! the Ca%paig! ,rail +72( ,he -reat $har9 B'!t( ,he C'rse of
>o!o( Ei!gdo% of Dear. >oathso%e $e&rets of a $tar4Crossed Child "! the
Di!al *ays of the A%eri&a! Ce!t'ry( $&re2a&9( -e!eratio! of $i!e. ,ales
of $ha%e a!d *egradatio! i! the +80s( Dear a!d >oathi!g i! A%eri&a. ,he
<r'tal Cdyssey of a! C'tla =o'r!alist 1938–1973( a!d *eath of a Poet.H
=. E. C>$C; as played by 8li2ah 7ood

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Gi! !eed of a hair&'t( i! s&r'ffy loafers( ears a ri!9led striped b'tto!
do! &ollar shirt( has his sleeves rolled 'p his forear%s( i! r'%pled( dar9(
pleated a!d &'ffed tro'sers too big for hi%( a!d a hip le!gth bla&9 leather
aviator 2a&9et( also too large. Be spea9s ith rese!t%e!t for the ri&h !ot
a&&epti!g he hi%self is ri&h.H
*r. ,ho%pso!( yo'+re &losely fa%iliar
ith a! ele&tio!. Bo abo't the last
preside!tial ele&tio!)
*A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C; as played by $tefa! <rogre!
Gloo9s aro'!d at the a'die!&e( spea9s dryH
" as deeply affe&ted by the %'rders of
*r. 1arti! >'ther Ei!g a!d $e!ator
Aobert D. Ee!!edy a!d the Chi&ago
poli&e+s savage beati!g of pea&ef'l
protesters at the 1938 *e%o&rati&
Co!ve!tio!. 5o' have to be a ro&9 star to
get the 9i!d of fever yo' !eed to s'rvive
i! A%eri&a+s god da%! sti!9i!+ politi&s.
,he hippies( ho had !ever really
believed they ere the ave of the
f't're a!yay( sa the ele&toral ele&tio!
res'lts for Aa%ble Ao! Aeaga! as br'tal
&o!fir%atio! of the f'tility of fighti!g
the establish%e!t o! its
o! ter%s.
Gpa'seH
,here had to be a hole
!e s&e!e( they said( a!d
the o!ly ay to do it as
to 1a9e ,he <ig 1ove X
either fig'ratively or

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literally X fro% <er9eley to ,he Baight4
Ashb'ry( fro% prag%atis% to %ysti&is%(
fro% politi&s to dope. ,he thr'st is !o
lo!ger for S&ha!geT or SprogressT or
Srevol'tio!(T b't %erely to es&ape( to live
o! the far peri%eter of a orld that
%ight have bee!.
B8>8; -"-8A as played by =odie Doster
>a politiP'e est l+art de &o!tr]ler votre
e!viro!!e%e!t. Politi&s is a! art of
&o!trolli!g yo'r e!viro!%e!t.
A>>8; -";$<8A- as played by =oh!!y *epp
G!ods at B8>8; -"-8AH
Politi&s is the ha!d that &rafts itself.
,B8 -BC$, CD *A. -C;FC as
played by *a!!y ,re2o
G7ears &lea! a!d pressed
i!e?pe!sive s'its( shirts( lo'd ties(
a!d belts fro% Aoss *ress for >ess a!d( his
&oboy boots are polished. <y his feet is a
floered Eevlar4rei!for&ed atta&hU &ase ith a Chi&a!o Poer sti&9er( a!d a
&lipboard hi&h( hile appeari!g i!!o&'o's( both &a! be 'sed to prote&t hi%
Bas a loaded .357 1ag!'% i! his belt( a hat&het4ieldi!g Asia!(
>"86,8;A;, *A. ,"-8A >88( ,B8 <C*5-6AA*( at his elbo at all ti%es.
Dro% here ,B8 -BC$, CD *A. -C;FC sits i! the a'die!&e( he &alls o't.H
,he ;e Aep'bli&a! Party had be&o%e a
bra!d fe ere a!d fe are b'yi!g. Alo!g
ith that( people are i!&reasi!gly !o
lo!ger b'yi!g the *e%o&rati& Party bra!d
either. ,hat re%i!ds %e of A%eri&a!

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Preside!t Barry $. ,r'%a! &alli!g
al&oholi& poer4%ad $e!ator =oseph
1&Carthy GA47is.H a s9'!9( pathologi&al
liar a!d g'tters!ipe. $e!ator 1&Carthy
dr'!9e!ly &lai%ed ,r'%a! had libeled
hi%. Barry ,r'%a! respo!ded P'iet a!d
dry ith( S*o yo' thi!9 that is possible)
$e?( lies a!d betrayal( it#s o! the &a%. T
,B8 -BC$, CD AAC6> *6E8 as played by 8dard ;orto! i!
,all1e!s$hoes
*e%o&rat( Aep'bli&a!( sa%e thi!g.
*e%o&rat <ill Cli!to! ill later legiti%iJe
oral se? i! the offi&e hile Aep'bli&a!
-eorge 7. <'sh ill later legiti%iJe a!al
se? i! the offi&e.
A>>8; -";$<8A- as played by =oh!!y *epp
G!ods at ,B8 -BC$, CD AAC6> *6E8H
,he first heali!g i!d o! a very par&hed
&olle&tive %i!d.
BAA:85 BC>AC5* as played by $i%o! <a9er
GEA,8 hispers to BAA:85(
here 5K4years4old. Barvey+s
s'rvived 1970+s 1ari!
Co'!ty( !o deali!g ith its
80+s. $till or9s as a $a!
Dra!&is&o 7ells Dargo es&ro
offi&er. $till a desperate fighter i! the str'ggle to
stay hip a!d loose at the sa%e ti%e i! 1ari! Co'!ty.
Be ishes he had a Bei!e9e! b't he+s !o o!
%o!oa%i!e o?idase i!hibitors G1AC"sH a!d tri&y&li&
a!tidepressa!ts G,CAsH. $till deeply e!vio's. $till

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heavily i!to the hole s'b'rba! %aterialisti& bag. Be spea9s sere!e thro'gh
his a!ti4depressa!ts as he loo9s ith %i?ed feeli!gs at the o%e! ope!ly
flirti!g ith B6;,8A. Be o!ders !ostalgi&ally as the pres&riptio! dr'gs
have hi% i%pote!t if 1ari!+s fe%ales still ear pa!ties ith days of the
ee9 pri!ted o! the%. BAA:85 9!os he &o'ld really groove o! a sle!der
o%a! i! a s9irt slit 'p to the aist( $at'rday pa!ties a!d spi9e heels.
BAA:85 !ods sere!ely thro'gh his %o!oa%i!e o?idase i!hibitors G1AC"sH
a!d tri&y&li& a!tidepressa!ts G,CAsH at his fa!tasy. At Sse?T he raises his
voi&e.H
$e?) ='st try bei!g a liberated %ale i!
1ari!.
GBAA:85( hi%self o!&e a liberated %ale i! 1ari!( loo9s at B6;,8A( a!d
feels pity for B6;,8AH
EA,8 BC>AC5* as played by ='lia!!e 1oore
Ghere 524years4old. $'rvived 1970+s 1ari! Co'!ty( !o deali!g ith its 80+s.
$till a desperate fighter i! the str'ggle to stay hip a!d loose at the sa%e
ti%e i! 1ari! Co'!ty. $till deeply e!vio's. $till heavily i!to the hole
s'b'rba! %aterialisti& bag. $he is dressed to 9ill( a forties yello dress
fro% Do?y >ady( r'st spi9e heels fro% 7a!da+s <o'tiP'e / Dootear. H
;ovato is li9e( a ay lo!g 'ptight ay
fro% $a! Dra!&is&o( by a!y %eas're.
,here is( li9e !o psy&hi& &o!!e&tio! at all
there.
BAA:85 BC>AC5* as played by $i%o! <a9er
Gthro'gh the flat li!e of his e%otio!s( he tries to %'ster a s%ir9( b't fails as
he spea9s.H
,he rap of li9e politi&al &o!s&io's!ess is
!ot !or%ally high i! ;ovato X espe&ially
o! $at'rday %or!i!gs.

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GBAA:85 s'dde!ly re%e%bers ho %'&h he o!&e e!2oyed Petri!i+s pate( !o
go!e alo!g ith his d'lled taste a!d s%ell. BAA:85 &o!ti!'es.H
5eah( really. A $at'rday %or!i!g i!
;ovato is a heavy !'%ber. ;o flo
there( yo' 9!o.
EA,8 BC>AC5* as played by ='lia!!e 1oore
Dor s're. " hear yo'. " really hear yo'.
8ve! at a dista!&e of li9e 27 %iles it
gives off li9e a poerf'l 'rba! spral
vibe. 5o' 9!o hat " %ea!) $pral
frea9s %e o't.
BAA:85 BC>AC5* as played by $i%o! <a9er
Aight. " 9!o here yo'+re &o%i!g fro%.
>iste!. ;ovato+s a!te &o'ld be 'pped
drasti&ally if they 2'st split a!d %ade the
s&e!e ith $o!o%a. Pra&ti&ally gives
the% li9e the %'&h %ore prestigio's post
of the f'rthest to! so'th i! $o!o%a
i!stead of the f'rthest god da%! to!
!orth i! 1ari!. ;o it+s %ore !o lo!ger
a si%ple %atter of Sthe dista!&e gapT X
%ore tha! a &o!fli&t of life4styles a!d
attit'desR the divisio! !o is %ore alo!g
e&o!o%i&( or &lass li!es of &o%%'!ity
vers's spral.
A>"C8 played by $&arlett =oha!sso!
Gherself p're $o'ther! 1ari!H
Eate a!d Barvey both are p're $o'ther!
1ari!R a!d $o'ther! 1ari! a!d ;orther!
1ari! are separated by li!es 9ept very

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alive by $o'ther! 1ari!. $o'ther! 1ari!
has !ever eve! prete!ded to be
reaso!able ith ;orther! 1ari!. "t is
tragi&( of &o'rse( b't tragedies li9e this
are i!evitable he! &rods of greedy
people allo the%selves to be bo'ght by
a ha!df'l of developers &arryi!g bags(
large bags( of 6$ &'rre!&y. ,he
i!&redible tale of half4%ad greed a!d
da!gero's i!&o%pete!&e o! every level of
the ;ovato gover!%e!t establish%e!t as
the spral es&alates raised serio's
do'bts i! $o'ther! 1ari! abo't the
isdo% of alloi!g a!yo!e fro% ;ovato
to al9 aro'!d loose i! $o'ther! 1ari!.
>"86,8;A;, *A. ,"-8A >88( ,B8 <C*5-6AA* played by Cha!g Che!
Ghe ears origi!al Aay4<a! 7ayfarer s'!glasses( a! >.>.
<ea! !o!4ri!9le !avy blaJer( pi!9 shirt( ta!4a!d4bl'e
bo tie( tailored ta! sla&9s( dar9 bro! belt( light bro!
thi! so&9s( a!d bro! loafers. Be stro9es a throi!g
9!ife agai!st a leather strap. ,here is a sho'lder bag at
his side a!d a Eevlar4rei!for&ed atta&hU &ase a!d a
&lipboard hi&h( hile appeari!g i!!o&'o's( both &a! be
'sed to prote&t his &lie!t. 7ears a solar poered Casio
Pro,re9 -P$ at&h( a!d a -P$ re&eiver a!d tra!s%itter.
7ears *rago! $9i! body ar%or. Bas a Califor!ia
Co!&ealed 7eapo! Per%it . Ar%ed ith to !i!e4ro'!d
-lo&9 27 s i! d'al sho'lder holsters ith si? &lips o! his
belt( five4ro'!d $%ith M 7esso! s!'b !ose .38 revolver
i! a! a!9le holster ith 10 ro'!ds i! the heel of ea&h of
his shoes( CAE, 6lti%a 7ith <la&9 <lade a!d Aaider "
<oot E!ife holstered o! his other a!9le( to flares( a!d
%a&e. Bat&het4ielder he! pressed. Be spea9s to
EA,8 a!d BAA:85.H
*evelopers are !o differe!t tha! deali!g

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ith a =es's Drea9. <'t( spral ill s're
as hell be soo!er if the best alter!ative
;ovato &a! %o'!t is a ge!eratio! of
loo!ies ho+ve give! 'p o! everythi!g
e?&ept a revival of the sa%e old pri%itive
b'llshit that &a'sed all o'r tro'bles fro%
the start. 7hat a horror to thi!9 that all
the fi!e( high a&tio! of the $i?ties o'ld
so%eho &o%e do! – te!ty years later
44 to a gross a!d %i!dless e&ho of solely4
a4%o!ey4gr'bber <illy $'!day( ;ovato
style.
*A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C; as played by $tefa! <rogre!
=es's Drea9s a!d developers are a revival
of the sa%e old pri%itive b'llshit that
&a'sed all o'r tro'bles fro% the start.
,hese aterheads %'st be 9ept o't at all
&osts. 7e have serio's b'si!ess to deal
ith( a!d these f'&9ers ill o!ly be i!
the ay.
1A>8 PAA,"C"PA;, A-8 13
Bo do yo' li9e o'r 1ari! Co'!ty( *r.
,ho%pso!)
Gbefore B'!ter &a! a!serH
,B8 -BC$, CD AAC6> *6E8 as played
by 8dard ;orto! i! ,all1e!s$hoes
<etter P'estio! is to as9 ho $a!ta
Cla's o'ld li9e 1ari! Co'!ty. "f he did
e?ist( the rog'e o'ld be 2ailed i! Lthe
la!d of the freeL. Be+s a! illegal alie!
9!o! to 'se aliases s'&h as L$t. ;i&9L(

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reg'larly brea9s DAA r'les( vehi&le a!d
&ity a!i%al reg'latio!s44a!d prote&tio!ist
las agai!st d'%pi!g &heaply %ade
foreig! goods o! do%esti& %ar9ets.
7ho+s fi!a!&i!g this) ,he %a! ears a
f'!!y red &ost'%e Ga &o%%'!ist fro!t
orga!iJatio!)H( has lo!g hair a!d a beard(
e!&o'rages yo'!g &hildre! of both se?es
to sit o! his lap( a!d is high at least o!&e
a year. ,he Cperatio! is also s'spe&ted
of e?ploiti!g %i!ority labor. ,he hole
$a!ta &o!&ept is a! obvio's affro!t to
%a!y thi!gs pater!alisti& gover!%e!ts
try to o'tla.
GB'!ter s%iles( ro&9s ba&9 o! his hite Co!verse Ch'&9 ,aylor All $tar
shoes( the lo &'t( ith hite a!9lets( gets a slight s%ile a!d he+s offH
*A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C; as played by $tefa! <rogre!
7eird. A brea94do! of alibis.
6!restrai!ed fa9e( i!habited e?&l'sively
by ealthy4appeari!g4hite people4over4
their4head4i!4debt is here &ri%es of
passio! o&&'r. Bere is a orld of b'sty
garish!ess. 8verythi!g spea9s i!sole!tly
of a! obsessio! of self4i%porta!&e. Bere
is a %o'!tai! of debt %asP'eradi!g as
happi!ess i! a pastoral paradise la!&ed
ith petty toys li9e 1&1a!sio!s(
1&1ari!as( 1&:ehi&les( 1&<o'tiP'es( all
to e%phasiJe the hard li!es desig!ed to
prote&t this life. All this &orr'ptio!.
5o' re2oi&e i! yo'r &o!te!t si%pers(
overt disdai! for per&eived i!feriors(
ge!eral to!e of !ar&issisti&
%ag!iloP'e!&e( solely self4servi!g va!ity(
i!differe!&e to the !eeds of others(

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e?ploitatio! of others ea9!esses(
s&or!f'l dis%issals( 9i&9i!g o!e ho has
st'%bled over their o! feet a!d falle!(
all hi&h defile the bea'ty of the la!d(
s9y a!d ater. -od4da%! &o&94s'&9i!g
pree!i!g egotists to the &ore.
G1a!y see% to have !o &l'e hat B'!ter is tal9i!g abo't. <y this ti%e(
B'!ter a!d the &rod are tired of ea&h other. 1ari! is self4absorbed( a!d
hears a!d sees o!ly hat o!e a!ts to.H
$tart 16$"C <reer M $hipley 4 C!e ,o9e Cver ,he >i!e
http://.yo!t!be.co"/atch#$%&'$cd()e*C+. >"-B, o! to <reer M $hipley
perfor%i!g.
GB'!ter+s fi!ished ith the O M A. Be !o has a! '!lit &a!&er4sti&9 i! his
ha!d. 7ith his other ha!d B'!ter sig!s a'tographs to his
boo9s held 'p to hi%.
C!e of the %a!y pa!ti!g fe%ales( $6-AA4CCA,8* ,AA,(
lat&hes o! to B'!ter a!d is !ot letti!g go. $he see%s to be
forty. 7ith a 2oi!t i! her ha!d she airily aves aro'!d( a silver
&o9e spoo! da!gli!g fro% a gold &hai! aro'!d her 2oled !e&9(
she the! possessively al9s B'!ter o't the door( advertisi!g her tri'%ph i!
getti!g hi% a!d 2'st hat all she pla!!ed to do 9eepi!g hi%. $he alter!ately
loo9s adori!gly at B'!ter a!d %e!a&i!gly at the other o%e!( a!d eve! a
C>A$$5 1A; ho appears to be gay to her. ,hat+s %ore li9ely i! $a!
Dra!&is&o tha! 1ari!. $6-AA4CCA,8* ,AA, p'rses her &ollage!4e!ha!&ed
lips( light reveals her isps of %'sta&he( &hi! hair a!d sideb'r!s o! her
lifeti%e of 1ari! haggard a!d tre!&hed fa&e(
,he rest of the pa!ti!g fe%ales sh'ffle o't( ea&h loo9i!g
lo!gi!gly at B'!ter as he sig!s a'tographs(
offeri!g hi% ba&94'p( a!d eve! %ore ba&94'p
as %a!y give hi% !a'ghty pi&t'res.
B'!ter+s loo9i!g lo!gi!gly at his &a!&er4sti&9
as he p'ts it i! his filter. ,he C>A$$5 1A; B'!ter+s

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&o%pa!io!4of4the4%o%e!t tho'ght as gay sta!ds 'p( ar%ly ta9es the ha!d
of the C>A$$5 >A*5 ho had sat !e?t to hi% a!d tal9i!g ith hi% d'ri!g
B'!ter+s O M A( 9isses her 34&arat eddi!g ri!g( the! p'lls her 'p a!d they
&h'%%ily stroll o't( ha!d4i!4ha!d( his eddi!g ba!d flashi!g.
A>"C8 a!d C>$C; also al9 o't ha!d4i!4ha!d. B6;,8A &at&hes
A>"C8+$ eye( B6;,8A+$ s%ile ith A>"C8 gros as $6-AA4
CCA,8* ,AA, p'lls hi% alo!g. B6;,8A spea9s dire&tly to
A>"C8.H
*A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C; as played by $tefa! <rogre!
D'&9( yeah. +Ca'se yo'( %e –4hot da%!(
%y dear( e+re so%e of the spe&ial fe
that lo'dly pro&lai% at the e!d of ea&h
day( L7o^ 7hat a Aide^T
,B8 -BC$, CD AAC6> *6E8 as played by 8dard ;orto! i!
,all1e!s$hoes
7e+re so lo!ely for s%art boys a!d girls
these days( are!+t e.
$tart 16$"C *A. -C;FC+$ ,B818. 8l *egQello 4 Aio <ravo ,he%e N
http.//.yo't'be.&o%/at&h)v0'7*7$5l*3;5*
*A. B6;,8A $. ,BC1P$C; as played by $tefa! <rogre!
Gyells as he e?itsH
>et 's toast to a!i%al pleas'res( to
es&apis%( to rai! o! the roof a!d i!sta!t
&offee( to '!e%ploy%e!t i!s'ra!&e a!d
library &ards( to absi!the a!d good4
hearted la!dlords( to %'si& a!d ar%
bodies a!d &o!tra&eptives... a!d to the
Lgood lifeL( hatever it is a!d herever
it happe!s to be.

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C2+TA13 closes* %n curtain appears the follo)ing0
;o Eill "

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A virt'al &o%%'!ity is still a &o%%'!ity.
S" a% big. "t#s the pi&t'res that got s%all.T $aid by ;or%a *es%o!d as
played by -loria $a!so! i! the &lassi& 1950 fil%( $'!set <o'levard.
<i%bo is sla!g for the "talia! ord( ba%bi!o( %ea!i!g baby. Prior to the
1920#s( bi%bos referred to %e! of '!restrai!ed sta!dards. ,he! it reversed
to o%e! a!d the %e! eagerly aaited a bi%bo er'ptio! tho'gh !ot her later
tra!sfor%atio! i!to a s%o9i!g bi%bo ala s%o9i!g g'!(
.thes%o9i!gg'!.&o%.
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v0D;8"%A"1K>K is fro% tra%plevir's.
EA,8 BC>AC5* a!d BAA:85 BC>AC5* are
&hara&ters &reated by Cyra 1&Dadde! i! her
%arvelo's ,he $erial. A 5ear "! ,he >ife of 1ari!
Co'!ty( ill'strated P'ite s9illf'lly by ,o%
Cerve!a9.
1AI B8A*ACC1 is a &hara&ter
&reated by -eorge $to!e( A!!abel
=a!9el a!d Ao&9y 1orto! i! the %id4
1980s( a!d first portrayed by 1att
Dreer.
6!&le *'9e is a fi&tio!al &hara&ter i! the &o%i& strip
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B8>8; -"-8A+$ 1C,B8A 8>8E,AA -"-8A
Bele!+s %other( 8le9tra -iger( a! o!ly &hild( as
bor! i! $a! Dra!&is&o o! April 8( 1915( i!to a!
a%bitio's %er&ha!t fa%ily of iley violi! players
a!d %a9ers( as 8le9tra+s %other( the first Bele! -iger( a!d her h'sba!d(
ere !ely4%arried e!trepre!e'rs fro% -er%a!y arrivi!g $a! Dra!&is&o i!
191K( ho soo! peddled a ide variety of goods a!d servi&es o't of their
%odest store o! the first floor of their three4story ho'se that as later to
be&o%e ,he -iger <'ildi!g as the la!d val'es i! $a! Dra!&is&o &o!ti!'ed to

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rise.
A bright a!d bea'tif'l girl ho gre 'p to be a bea'tif'l 5+ 3T o%a! of
great passio!s a!d i!telle&t( spea9s fl'e!t Dre!&h( 8le9tra had %a!y s'itors(
%a!y i!fl'e!tial( b't ith her pare!t+s trai!i!g( she as loo9i!g for the right
%a! to bri!g i!to -iger. "! early *e&e%ber 1932( at age 17( a%bitio's(
8le9tra fo'!d hi% i! ,hor( a 5+ 10T blo!de( %'s&led( ha!dso%e( r'gged(
s%art( a!d P'iet 134year4old bor! ='ly 29( 1913( already a ha!d4to4ha!d
e?pert as ell as adept ith g'!s a!d 9!ives( ho %oo!lighted as a street
bo?er( se&'rity offi&er a!d bo'!&er( ho did!+t dri!9( &he( s%o9e( &'ss( or
believe i! a!y god. <efore atheist 8le9tra a!d his &hildre!(,hor had o!ly
believed i! hi%self. 8le9tra soo! sed'&ed ,hor( res'lti!g i! a preg!a!&y( a!d
,hor a!d 8le9tra %arried P'i&9ly o! Debr'ary 13( 1933( early i! ,he -reat
*epressio!.
,hor bro'ght i%%ediately i!to the -iger fa%ily the %'s&le a!d bra! they
!eeded to %ai!tai! &o!trol a!d to gro. <y the ti%e their &hild as bor!(
,hor had gro! a!other si? i!&hes to 3+KT( hi&h pleased i%%e!sely 8le9tra
a!d her pare!ts. At the birth of their so!( ,hor =r( $epte%ber 19( 1933(
the! five4years later( their da'ghter( Bele! ""( 1ay 2( 1938( their &hildre!
ere a day4to4day prese!&e at -iger( alo!g ith their pare!ts a!d
gra!dpare!ts. 8le9tra+s a%bitio!s( bea'ty a!d i!telle&t( ba&9ed by ,hor+s
r'thless dedi&atio! to %'s&le( %ade a for%idable tea%. A tea% that as
o!ly groi!g stro!ger every day.
8le9tra orga!iJed -iger !ot li9e a!y other b'si!ess o! the pla!et. "t is a s'i
ge!eri b'si!ess. C'torldly( it appears to be a reg'lar $a! Dra!&is&o %ar9et
by day a!d se? &l'b by !ight. Boever( 8le9tra bro'ght to -iger a!
e%phasis o! spe&ial trai!i!g( reso'r&ef'l!ess( ready it a!d a &lose %o'th(
all &o%%odities to be listed( bo'ght a!d sold. -iger is a private part!ership
that is groi!g rapidly '!der 8le9tra i!to a global !etor9 of i!depe!de!t
&o!tra&tors ith politi&al( so&ial( a&ade%i&( e&o!o%i&( legal( %ilitary( a!d
s&ie!tifi& &o!!e&tio!s( s9ills( a!sers a!d se&rets.
*'e to 23 year4old 8le9tra+s !o s'bsta!tial poer a!d i!fl'e!&e( Debr'ary
13( 19K2( o! her 10
th
a!!iversary( 25 year4old 1idship%a! ,hor -iger
e!tered the 6!ited $tates ;aval A&ade%y at A!!apolis( 1*( leavi!g behi!d
9 year4old ,hor =r a!d 3 year4old Bele! "". *'e to 77""( i!stead of the

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&'sto%ary fo'r years to grad'ate ith their <a&helor of $&ie!&e degree X
the ;avy reP'ired s'%%er sessio!s a!d &o%%issio!ed ,hor -iger as a!
8!sig! to4a!d4a4half years later o! ='!e 7( 19KK X o!e day after *4*ay( as
the 6$;A Class of 19K5. ,hor =r as !o 11 years4old( a!d Bele! ""( 3. 3K
year4old >ie'te!a!t Co%%a!der ,hor -iger re&eived a! Bo!orable *is&harge
$epte%ber 3( 1950( havi!g served all of his d'ty i! 7ashi!gto! *.C. as
perso!al aide( s&ro'!ger( driver a!d bodyg'ard to a series of high4ra!9i!g
6.$. ;avy offi&ers( f'rther e?te!di!g 8le9tra+s poer a!d i!fl'e!&e. ,he
!e?t day( the D<" se!t 3K year4old ,hor to its D<" A&ade%y. As a $pe&ial
Age!t( ,hor -iger or9ed as $pe&ial Age!t( perso!al aide( s&ro'!ger( driver
a!d bodyg'ard to the $a! Dra!&is&o D<" $pe&ial Age!t i! Charge. <y the
e!d of the 1930+s( he! ,hor retires fro% the D<"( the $a! Dra!&is&o D<"
*ivisio! had 270 spe&ial age!ts a!d 155 &ler9s o! board a!d as ha!dli!g
!early K(700 &ases. ,he D<"+s $a! Dra!&is&o *ivisio! or9ed o! espio!age
a!d do%esti& se&'rity &ases( ith %a2or &ri%e i!vestigatio!s groi!g i!
i%porta!&e.
"! 195K( 8le9tra de%olishes the old store a!d se? &l'b( a!d desig!s a!d has
b'ilt ,he -iger <'ildi!g.
,here is 15(000 s.f. o! the %ai! floor of ,he -iger <'ildi!g( as ell as
15(000 s.f. of separately %etered ea&h ith their o! gas la'!dry roo%
reside!tial ith te!4foot &eili!gs o! its se&o!d floor( agai! o! its pe!tho'se
third floor( a!d a flat 15(000 s.f. rooftop.
C! the third floor lives 8le9tra a!d her fa%ily i! the 3 bedroo% ea&h ith
&edar a!d %irrored shelved al94i! &loset ith br'shed !i&9el %irrored
ardrobe doors a!d 3 a!d a 1/2 baths i! a 5(000 s.f. dar9 hardood al!'t /
%ahoga!y floor '!it.
,here is a 1 bedroo% ith &edar a!d %irrored shelved al94i! &loset ith
br'shed !i&9el %irrored ardrobe doors a!d 2 a!d a 1/2 baths i! a 1(500 s.f.
dar9 hardood al!'t / %ahoga!y floor '!it.
,here is a 2 bedroo% ea&h ith &edar a!d %irrored shelved al94i! &loset
ith br'shed !i&9el %irrored ardrobe doors a!d 2 a!d a 1/2 baths i! a
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,here is a! 800 s.f. dar9 hardood al!'t / %ahoga!y floor st'dio ith
&edar a!d %irrored shelved al94i! &loset ith br'shed !i&9el %irrored
ardrobe doors a!d a 1 a!d a 1/2 baths.
,here is a 2(000 s.f. dar9 hardood al!'t / %ahoga!y floor '!it ith 2
bedroo%s ea&h ith &edar a!d %irrored shelved al94i! &loset ith br'shed
!i&9el %irrored ardrobe doors a!d a 2 a!d a 1/2 bath '!it. ,he re%ai!i!g
'!it is a 3(000 s.f. dar9 hardood al!'t / %ahoga!y floor ith 2 bedroo%s
ea&h ith &edar a!d %irrored shelved al94i! &loset ith br'shed !i&9el
%irrored ardrobe doors a!d 2 a!d a 1/2 baths.
,he rooftop has the b'si!ess offi&e ith a private elevator a!d stairs i!to
8le9tra+s '!it( the %ai!te!a!&e shed( &o4op garde!s( B:AC( t'b'lar
s9ylights( a half bath( 2 o'tdoor shoers( a!d tr'%pet %'si& everyhere.
,he se&o!d floor is fiftee! 900 s.f. dar9 hardood al!'t / %ahoga!y floor
reside!tial %o!thly re!tal '!its st'dios ea&h ith a 1 a!d a 1/2 bath( &edar
a!d %irrored shelved al94i! &loset ith br'shed !i&9el %irrored ardrobe
doors( bla&9 la&P'er &abi!ets ith br'shed !i&9el de&o p'll ha!dles( free4
sta!di!g K4stool bla&9 la%i!ate la&P'er >4bar( b'ilt i! stai!less steel i!e
&ooler( stai!less steel &o'!ter depth fridge( bla&9 a!d stai!less steel drop4i!
gas stove( b'ilt4i! overhead %i&roave( a!d bla&9 a!d grey la%i!ate %arble
&o'!ter tops.
,he daylight base%e!t par9i!g garage has te!ty par9i!g spa&es( tr'%pet
%'si&( to &a%era4%o!itored i!side stairs a!d tr'%pet %'si& a!d( to
reg'larly &ha!ged &ode4o!ly a&&ess elevators also ith &a%eras a!d tr'%pet
%'si&( that go to the first floor lobby. C!e elevator is a to4perso! siJe(
the other elevator is freight siJe. C!e stair&ase is a to4perso! siJe( the
other stair&ase is freight siJe. ,he lobby has a door%a! i! leather a!d
har!ess d'ri!g b'si!ess ho'rs( a!d is %ai!tai!ed 2K / 7 ith a '!ifor%ed
ar%ed g'ard.
,he %ai! floor is per%a!e!t ho%e to -iger -a%es( <ar( -rill( Pirate >og(
-othi& <allroo% *a!&e a!d ,heatre des :a%pires( hile &o!&essio! roo%s(
sta!ds a!d s&hed'le to 'se the 9it&he!( bar( da!&e floor( or stage( are set 'p
for the day trade i! se? toys( dvds a!d &ost'%es( -othi&( tattoos( pier&i!gs(
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ballroo% da!&e i!str'&tors( a psy&hologist / hyp!otist( three %i!isters(
three ireless providers( seve! varieties of 9i&9bo?i!g( %artial arts
i!str'&tors( !i!e a&ti!g i!str'&tors( si? &oo9i!g i!str'&tors( si? barte!der
i!str'&tors( si? %'si& i!str'%e!t i!str'&tors( to si!gi!g i!str'&tors( o!e
&horal i!str'&tor( fo'r &horeographers( eight safe4se? i!str'&tors( si?
%asse'ses( te!ty4to %asse'rs( o!e pai!ter( telve theatri&al %a9e4'p
i!str'&tors( eight sea%stress i!str'&tors( o!e tailor i!str'&tor( to
photography i!str'&tors( a father a!d so! shoeshi!e sta!d( to &lea!i!g
servi&es( to se&'rity servi&es( o!e leather vi!yl r'bber high heels trade
store( to stage lighte!i!g i!str'&tors( three stage %'si& i!str'&tors( to
food a!d beverage i!str'&tors( eight garde!i!g i!str'&tors( a &o!tra&tor( a!
8!rolled Age!t / ,a? Preparer( a de!tist ith a bo!dage / -othi& the%e( a!d
a &o'ple hairdressers ith a -othi& the%e.
8le9tra i!stit'ted $e&'rity -'ards a!d shift passords ith the $e&'rity
-'ards( ho &orre&tly respo!d ith the shift+s respo!se. ,here is a b'llet4
proof ar%ored -6AA* $BACE( &o%plete ith 2oh!( lo&ated betee! the
freight elevator a!d the passe!ger elevator. ,he freight elevator goes fro%
the base%e!t to the roof( ith all floors se&'rity &oded ith reside!t or
a'thoriJed e%ployee 9eys for a&&ess or a! override i! the reside!t+s flat
hi&h all have %i&ropho!e a&&ess to the lobby. ,he DAC;, $8C6A",5
-6AA* is at the fro!t door i! a b'llet4proof ar%ored DAC;, -6AA*
$BACE( &o%plete ith 2oh!. A!other( the $,CAA-8 $8C6A",5 -6AA*( is
at the e!tra!&e off the lobby to -"-8A -a%es( <ar( -rill( Pirate <log( -othi&
<allroo% *a!&e a!d ,heatre des :a%pires( for patro!+s eapo!s &he&94i!(
storage a!d &he&9o't i! a b'llet4proof ar%ored $,CAA-8 -6AA* $BACE(
&o%plete ith 2oh!. A!other( the <A$818;, $8C6A",5 -6AA* i! the
daylight base%e!t+s b'llet4proof ar%ored <A$818;, -6AA* $BACE(
&o%plete ith 2oh!( at the drive4ay i!to a!d o't of -"-8A+$ <A$818;,
PAAE";-.
,here are fo'r se&'rity -'ard $hifts. Alpha 7at&h is Alpha Platoo! 7 a% 4
2 p%( <ravo 7at&h is <ravo Platoo! 1 p% – 8 p%( Charlie 7at&h is Charlie
Platoo! 7 p% – 2 a%( *elta 7at&h is *elta Platoo! 1 a% – 8 a%. "! -iger+s
daylight base%e!t is the lo&9ed a!d ar%ored -"-8A $8C6A",5 CDD"C8
ith its ba!9 of %o!itors( battery ba&9'p( a &o%plete a!d reg'larly s'pplied
reloadi!g set( si!9( toilet( shoer( asher( dryer( to sets of b'!9 beds( a!d
ea&h g'ard+s i!divid'al lo&9ed &age of g'! ra&9s( a%%o lo&9ers( &lothes a!d

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'!ifor% lo&9ers. ,hro'gh the -"-8A $8C6A",5 CDD"C8 e!tra!&e( the! off
its lobby( is a shooti!g ra!ge s'rro'!ded by so'!d proofi!g a!d da%pe!i!g
te&h!ology( a &o%plete eight roo%( &ardio roo% a!d bo?i!g ri!g( a fo'r4la!e
3 feet deep lap pool( ith fo'r ope! shoers o! its de&9 a!d( to f'll baths
off to &ha!gi!g roo%s for e%ployees a!d reside!ts. A&ross fro% the
freight elevator i! the daylight base%e!t a!d part of the -"-8A $8C6A",5
CDD"C8 is the CDD"C8 $8C6A",5 -6AA* i! the b'llet4proof ar%ored
CDD"C8 -6AA* $BACE( &o%plete ith 2oh!( g'ardi!g the base%e!t freight
elevator a!d the e!try i!to the -"-8A $8C6A",5 CDD"C8.
*aily( there are 53 -"-8A $8C6A",5 -6AA*$ &o%posed of si? '!ifor%ed
g'ards a shift( o!e for ea&h -'ard $ha&9 to a shift( o!e tea% of to ar%ed
plai! &lothes $8C6A",5 AC:8A$ to a shift( a!other five '!ifor%ed a!d
ar%ed g'ards per shift i! the $8C6A",5 CDD"C8 ho %o!itor the &a%eras
a!d %i&ropho!es( to relieve the $8C6A",5 -6AA*$ o! post for brea9s a!d
a %eal( a!d reload a%%o( a!d o!e $8C6A",5 $6PP>"8$ $CAC6;-8A ho is
respo!sible for fi!di!g a!d obtai!i!g hatever -"-8A $8C6A",5 !eeds or
a!ts fro% hardare( softare 'pdates( to the latest i! eapo!s(
bio%etri&s( se&'rity( defe!se( offe!se( a%%'!itio!( trai!i!g( te&h!ology( a!d
&odes.
,B8 $CAC6;-8A is also respo!sible for the pool %ai!te!a!&e( s&ro'!gi!g
for Chef( s&ro'!gi!g for -"-8A+$ 1AE8 ", $C $BCP lo&ated o! the roof(
a!d s&ro'!gi!g for 8le9tra+s side42obs. -"-8A $8C6A",5 a!d $CAC6;-8A
all report to 8le9tra. All -"-8A $8C6A",5 -6AA*$ a!d $CAC6;-8A are
%ilitary vetera!s( !ot o!ly A%eri&a!( b't fro% aro'!d the orld. 8>8E,AA
has a sta!di!g order that ,hor aggressively see9 o't a!d hire fe%ale
%ilitary vetera!s for the -"-8A $8C6A",5 DCAC8 hi&h has a very lo
t'r!4over rate. ,he -"-8A $8C6A",5 DCAC8 is lavishly4paid as it reP'ires
of everyo!e i! it to be e?&eptio!ally athleti&( stro!g a!d fit( a!d to b'y a!d
%ai!tai! their eP'ip%e!t a!d '!ifor%s( a!d they ofte! are e?tra d'ty for
8>8E,AA+$ %issio!s. All -iger e%ployees a!d &o!tra&tors have free 'se of
the -"-8A gy%( pool( shooti!g ra!ge( %eals( bar a!d shos.
,hor retired fro% the D<"( C&tober 15( 1970( at the age of 5K. Dor the
rest of 's life( ,hor devotes hi%self e?&l'sively to his ife+s b'si!ess. ,hor
-iger dies of !at'ral &a'ses at his ho%e( ,he -iger <'ildi!g( i! $a!
Dra!&is&o( at age 101( o! =a!'ary 2( 2018( s'rvived by his ife 8le9tra( age

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102( &hildre! ,hor =r( age 85( a!d Bele! ""( age 80( gra!d&hildre! ,hor """(
,hor ":( a!d 8le9tra "" a!d 8le9tra """( great4gra!d4&hildre! ,hor :( ,hor
:"( Bele! """ a!d Bele! ":( a!d -aladriel( a!d great4great4gra!d4&hildre!
,hor :"" a!d Bele! :.
8le9tra -iger dies of !at'ral &a'ses at her ho%e( ,he -iger <'ildi!g( i! $a!
Dra!&is&o( at age 10K( o! ='ly 29( 2019( her de&eased beloved h'sba!d+s
birthday( s'rvived by her &hildre! ,hor =r( age 87( a!d Bele! ""( age 82(
gra!d&hildre! ,hor """( ,hor ":( a!d 8le9tra "" a!d 8le9tra """( a!d great4
gra!d4&hildre! ,hor :( ,hor :"( Bele! """ a!d Bele! ":( a!d -aladriel( a!d
great4great4gra!d4&hildre! ,hor :"" a!d Bele! :.
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