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disclose your name or address unless you prefer a direct response to comments or suggestions. 1. How did you find out about God? ___ Newspaper ___ New Testament ___ Torah ___ Book of Mormon ___ Koran ___ Other Book ___ Television ___ Divine Inspiration ___ Word of mouth ___ Dead Sea Scrolls ___ My mama done tol' me ___ Near-Death Experience ___ Near-Life Experience ___ National Public Radio ___ Tabloid ___ Burning Shrubbery ___ Who? ___ Other (specify): _____________ 2. Which model God did you acquire? ___ God of Israel ___ Jehovah ___ Allah ___ Just plain God ___ Krishna ___ Father, Son & Holy Ghost (Trinity Pack) ___ Zeus and entourage (Olympus Pack) ___ Odin and entourage (Valhalla Pack) ___ Gaia/Mother Earth/Mother Nature ___ None of the above; I was taken in by a false god 3. Did your God come to you undamaged, with all parts in good working order and with no obvious breakage or missing attributes? __ Yes __ No If No, please describe the problems you initially encountered here. Please indicate all that apply:
doesn't stay beseeched ___ Requires burnt offerings ___ Requires virgin sacrifices ___ Plays dice with the universe 4. Jesse Helms) ___ When beseeched. Are you currently using any other source of inspiration in addition to God? __ Yes __ No If Yes. ___ Indoctrinated by parents ___ Needed a reason to live ___ Indoctrinated by society ___ Needed target for rage ___ Imaginary friend grew up ___ Hate to think for self ___ Wanted to meet girls/boys ___ Fear of death ___ To p1ss off parents ___ Needed a day away from work ___ Enjoy organ music ___ Needed focus on whom to despise ___ Needed to feel morally superior ___ Graduated from the tooth fairy ___ My shrubbery caught fire and told me to do it 5. What factors were relevant in your decision to acquire a God? Please check all that apply. please check all that apply.___ Not eternal ___ Not omniscient ___ Not omnipotent ___ Finite in space/Does not occupy or inhabit the entire universe ___ Permits sex outside of marriage ___ Prohibits sex outside of marriage ___ Makes mistakes (Geraldo Rivera. Astrology __ Star Trek re-runs __ Fortune cookies __ Dear Abby __ Psychic Friends Network __ Dianetics __ Playboy and/or Playgirl . __ Self-help books __ Tarot.
and Rock & Roll __ Biorhythms __ EST __ Television __ Mantras __ Jimmy Swaggart __ Crystals (not including Crystal Gayle) __ Human Sacrifice __ Wandering around in desert __ Burning shrubbery __ Other:_____________________ 6. Current level of Divine Intervention is just right d. . God employs a limited degree of Divine Intervention to preserve the balanced level of felt presence and blind faith. Which would you prefer (circle one)? a. Don't know . God also attempts to maintain a balanced level of disasters and miracles. Less Divine Intervention c. which false God were you fooled by? Please check all that apply. Have you ever worshiped a false God before? __ Yes __ No If so. More Divine Intervention b.__ Sex. Drugs. ___ Odin ___ Cthulhu ___ Lottery ___ Baal ___ Beelzebub ___ The Almighty Dollar ___ The Conservative Right ___ Mick Jagger ___ Bill Gates ___ The Great Pumpkin ___ Ronald Reagan ___ A burning cabbage ___ Mushrooms ___ Other: ________________ 7.what's Divine Intervention? 8.
Has anyone ever told you that God loves you and that He has a super plan for your life? Yes . 5 = excellent): Disasters: 1 2 3 4 5 Flood 1 2 3 4 5 Famine 1 2 3 4 5 Earthquake 1 2 3 4 5 War 1 2 3 4 5 Pestilence 1 2 3 4 5 Plague 1 2 3 4 5 AOL 1 2 3 4 5 Republican Congress 1 2 3 4 5 Jerry Lewis 1 2 3 4 5 Dubya 1 2 3 4 5 My last relationship Miracles: 1 2 3 4 5 Rescues 1 2 3 4 5 Spontaneous remissions 1 2 3 4 5 Crying statues 1 2 3 4 5 Water changing to wine 1 2 3 4 5 Walking on water 1 2 3 4 5 Stars hovering over towns 1 2 3 4 5 VCRs that set their own clocks 1 2 3 4 5 Clear and competent statements by the President 1 2 3 4 5 My present relationship 9.Please rate on a scale of 1 to 5 God's handling of the following: (1 = unsatisfactory. 5= excellent): 1 2 3 4 5 God's Courtesy 1 2 3 4 5 Answers to your prayers 1 2 3 4 5 Are your spiritual needs being met? 1 2 3 4 5 How are your shrubs doing? *1. Please rate the following on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 = unsatisfactory.
I pray that they will do so right now. and the joy of the Lord. Give me a ." And "For the wages of sin is death but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." If you would like to receive the gift that God has for you today. "yes" to question #2. the peace of God. Jesus.No *2. do you know for sure. beyond a shadow of a doubt that you would go to Heaven? Yes No *3. thank You that You died for me. Did you know that you are a "whosoever"? Yes No *6. If they have never called upon Your name. is that because you are a good person and/or because you attend church regularly? Yes No *4. bless the person reading this with a long and healthy life. Fill me with the Holy Spirit. Set me free. say this out loud and mean it in your heart: "Dear Lord Jesus." And "Whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved?" Yes No *5. Forgive me of my sin. "For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God. If you answered. Jesus. Here's a quick prayer for you: "Lord. do a quick work in their heart and make Yourself very real to them. If today were your last day here on earth. come into my heart. I believe that God raised You from the dead. Have you ever heard that the Holy Bible reads.
and a holy boldness to share the Gospel of Jesus Christ. Disagree Agree 15. I have interest only in aliens. The right man is the Agree 3. Everyone should dress modestly and do charity.passion to reach the lost. espers or time-travellers. There is a God but there are also many other entities next to Agree 16. Disagree the greatest prophet. God takes three forms: the Father. I have a strong belief and trust in myself. Disagree belief in a religious authority should be avoided. with few limitations. Arts. Disagree Ghost. The earth was created in six days. He heard you and did exactly that! All of your sins are forgiven. without Agree 8. Disagree Agree 14. I should be able to do whatever I enjoy. Disagree Agree 5. Disagree being. Agree 18. Disagree religion. Disagree Agree 4. Disagree Agree 17. There is not a religion that shows the real Agree 9. Man created God in his own image for easing his fears and sorrows. Disagree Agree 13. a hunger for the things of God. Self-control is a very important value. study and self-control we can achieve the virtue. like music or literature. People are not inherently evil. Disagree morality are useless. Disagree Agree 2. they are just weak and have free will. the Son. Humans' true nature is in fact similar to that of animals. Moses was Agree 7. The world would be so much better if there were no Agree 20. Disagree one who follows rites and customs of his culture. Thank You Jesus!" When you asked Jesus to come into your heart and to forgive you. One deserves his social status. God rested on the seventh. Always remember to run TO God and not FROM God because He love you and has a great plan for your life! Did you say the above prayer? Yes No 1. Disagree Agree 12. Through meditation. The many gods and entities are all part of one larger . Full Agree 6. Disagree truth. Disagree Agree 11. Disagree it. I'm saved. and the Holy Agree 19. Disagree Agree 10. I'm forgiven and I'm on my way to Heaven because I have You in my heart. rather than gods or similar.
Disagree believe in a set of specific rules given by God on how to live my life. Disagree Agree 34. Disagree or sexual activity. I can avoid suffering through meditation. I 29. I believe in supernatural activities and Agree 38. but not a God. There should be no moral restrictions on diet Agree 39. Oddities and paranormal things are Agree 27. Preachers and Agree 45. Common people and Agree 25. Disagree should follow the representants of our religion. Disagree Agree 32. Disagree Agree 22. I should do Agree 50. or at least I try not to. Evry animal has a spirit or should at least be respected as a living being. Disagree own image. Religion is naive and misinformed. Agree 36. I believe in reincarnation. Disagree Agree 33. Agree 42. Disagree ordinary human activities are really boring. God created humans in his Agree 37. I can reach happiness Agree 43. Disagree and salvation through submission to God. We should refuse wishes and attachment to things for reaching interior peace. My than a "male" god. or none at all. Disagree should love each other. Disagree at least one pilgrimage in a holy place of my religion. There is surely nothing after Agree 28. Disagree with the natural world as much as I can. I cannot really say if there is a God or not. Disagree death. Disagree prophets are not fully trustable. I believe in a female Goddess. We Agree 47. I do not really care about what there is after death. rather Agree 49. The only thing or person I can ever really trust or rely on is myself. We should do an effort Agree 46. There are many Agree 26. Jesus is Agree 24. neither God nor a prophet. I try to be in tune Agree 44. Disagree an important prophet. Disagree manifestations. Disagree against our negative passions and those who threaten us. Disagree Disagree Agree 35. Jesus is God. Disagree Agree 31. Disagree . Agree 40. Disagree better than religious beliefs. Disagree Traditions should be followed. Disagree Agree 48. Disagree Agree Agree 30. Disagree Agree 23. Disagree incarnations of God.21. multiple gods. I do not harm any living things. Everyone 41. Jesus is only a historical figure.
Agree 55. but I also have strong doubts about whether God expects us to worship him or even . Which of the following comes closest to describing your beliefs about the Bible? The Bible is the word of God and literally true. 5. 4 to 9 times. I have a lot of respect for my ancestors. but I have doubts that it is the word of God. I The strongest spiritual connection I feel is in nature.behavior influences events of my life. Disagree consider aliens the ones that brought life in Earth many ages ago. the Bible gives us a glimpse at the thinking of ancient civilizations. Agree 52. Which comes closest to your beliefs about God? I believe with a high degree of certainty that God exists and wants us to worship Him. Like other ancient writings such as Homer. What is your gender? Male Female 3. 10 or more times. how many times in the last year have you attended religious services? 3 or fewer times. Confucius. Jesus died for our sins. 4. Disagree Agree 54. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. adventurer? Find out! 1. Disagree Agree 53. I am quite certain that the Bible is nothing more than the writings of ancient people. I have a strong tendency to believe that God exists and the God expects humans to behave ethically. Disagree Disagree Agree 51. and the Koran. Other than weddings and similar social events. There is no way that it can seriously be considered the word of God. God has chosen a race to follow him.
Without it we could have no hope. but I have no idea whether it is a connection with God or just a psychological phenomenon.. As such. Faith is defined as a belief in something even though there is no evidence to support it. Nevertheless. 8. 11. 6. helps me relax and focus. do you: Approach the world from a natural standpoint. Faith is a lot like optimism. I believe prayer connects us to God and is essential to finding spiritual peace and salvation. but once in awhile B. Usually A. do you: Approach the world from a natural standpoint.believe in him. 7. I believe organized religions do some good but also cause much needless division in the world. Sometimes I find that prayer. Which comes closest to your views on evolution? Evolution is compelling evidence that humans evolved naturally. In searching for truth and finding meaning in your life. Organized religions are leftover evidence of the human tribal instinct. like meditation. Nowadays they do much more harm than good. Sometimes it's just good to believe that things happen for a reason. so I don't believe that prayer is a means of connecting with a divintiy. Find truth and meaning mainly through religious and supernatural beliefs. 10. 9. applying reason and personal experience to assess things. Which comes closest to your beliefs about religious faith? Faith is very important. I do not believe in personal divinities of any kind. Which comes closest to your views with respect to organized religion? I think organized religions are very important and that the world would be filled with immorality without them. Evolution is a false theory that undermines important religious beliefs. Which comes closest to your beliefs about prayer? I don't believe in supernatural phenomenon. I have no use for religious faith. applying reason and personal experience to . without the intervention of a supernatural force. Evolution is basically a true theory and it discredits much of traditional religious doctrine. it seems possible to me that some divinity may have set up the laws that led to the evolution of humans and other life. In searching for truth and finding meaning in your life.
If you currently identify yourself as a Christian of any type (Catholic. Protestant. 16. Find truth and meaning mainly through religious and supernatural beliefs. etc. Jesus was an important historical figure who taught important moral lessons. Insincere con artists who take advantage of vulnerable people. 14. Orthodox. Religiosity is no indicator of one's ethical or moral character. but once in awhile B. . 13.. I do not believe in life after death. Do you believe that most television evangelists are: Sincere preachers who are saving souls. Christianity is the religious identity of my family and I never considered identifying any other way. one cannot live an ethical life. Which comes closest to your beliefs about Jesus? I believe in the divinity of Jesus and that salvation cannot be obtained without faith in Him. but I really don't know and I don't structure my life around trying to gain salvation in an afterlife. but I don't believe that one has to have strong religious faith to be a good person. I sometimes find myself hoping that there is life after death. 15. Since Jesus left no writings and we have nothing but unreliable second-hand and third-hand evidence of what he might have said. Not sure. Without traditional religion and a strong belief in God. Which comes closest to your beliefs about an afterlife? I believe that after we die we will be judged by God. I sincerely believe most of the doctrines of my church. Which comes closest to your beliefs about morality and ethics? I tend to associate religion with morality. I don't identify as a Christian.assess things. I doubt that Jesus was anything more than an ancient an about whom we know very little. 12.) is it because: Even though I don't believe many doctrines of the church. Usually A.
13. applying reason and personal experience to assess things. do you: Approach the world from a natural standpoint. but I have no idea whether it is a connection with God or just a psychological phenomenon. Which comes closest to your beliefs about morality and ethics? I tend to associate religion with morality.. Find truth and meaning mainly through religious and supernatural beliefs. like meditation. 12.I believe prayer connects us to God and is essential to finding spiritual peace and salvation. Without traditional religion and a strong belief in God. Usually A. Not sure. do you: Approach the world from a natural standpoint. Sometimes I find that prayer. but I don't believe that one has to have strong religious faith to be a good person. applying reason and personal experience to assess things.. Usually A. one cannot live an ethical life. Find truth and meaning mainly through religious and supernatural beliefs. 11. In searching for truth and finding meaning in your life. In searching for truth and finding meaning in your life. but once in awhile B. I sometimes find myself hoping that there is life after death. Insincere con artists who take advantage of vulnerable people. Do you believe that most television evangelists are: Sincere preachers who are saving souls. but I really don't know and I . but once in awhile B. Religiosity is no indicator of one's ethical or moral character. 14. 10. Which comes closest to your beliefs about an afterlife? I believe that after we die we will be judged by God. helps me relax and focus.
I doubt that Jesus was anything more than an ancient an about whom we know very little. 15. Bottom of Form . I do not believe in life after death. If you currently identify yourself as a Christian of any type (Catholic. 16. Orthodox.don't structure my life around trying to gain salvation in an afterlife. Since Jesus left no writings and we have nothing but unreliable second-hand and third-hand evidence of what he might have said. Christianity is the religious identity of my family and I never considered identifying any other way. Which comes closest to your beliefs about Jesus? I believe in the divinity of Jesus and that salvation cannot be obtained without faith in Him.) is it because: Even though I don't believe many doctrines of the church. I don't identify as a Christian. I sincerely believe most of the doctrines of my church. Protestant. Jesus was an important historical figure who taught important moral lessons. etc.
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