Ninja Assassin Employment Application

Please fill out all sections with a black pen or calligraphy brush

1. Applicant data
Mr/Mrs/Ms/Dr/Spirit of the Night/Invisible Hand of Death/Other (specify) _____________________________________________________
Family/Clan/Dojo name _________________________________ First name ____________________________________________________
 Check here if you have sworn not to use your name until you  complete a sacred duty or  avenge your master, relative, spouse, friend,
family/clan/sodality, nation-state, or pet. Please complete Form A43-11, Official Vow of Vengeance [revision 2008.02 or later] and attach to your
application. No staples please.

Address ____________________________________________________
E-mail address ________________________________________________
Mobile _____________________________________________________

3. Relevant training
Highest level of education completed:
c Some high school
c Graduated high school
c Some college
c Graduated college
c Post-graduate
c Doctorate in Ninjutsu
c Secret Ninja Dojo
c Secret Ninja Correspondence Course
c Trained by Unseen Master
(name)_____________________________________
c Other ____________________________________
___________________________________________

If your return address is atop a forbidden mountain, approachable only by
a narrow and extreme perilous path littered with traps and concealed by
enshrouding mists, or if it is in the state of California, please check here: 

2. Prior experience
If you have worked before in the field of Tactical Realignment Operations,
describe your previous experience:
___________________________________________________________________
___________________________________________________________________
___________________________________________________________________
___________________________________________________________________

Please specify the level of the following skills you possess,
where Level 0 denotes no experience, Level 1 some
experience, Level 2 considerable experience, and Level 3
complete mastery.

If any references or evidence of your involvement in these activities exist, your
application may be rejected.
Reasons for leaving previous employment (check all that apply)
c Betrayed, left for dead
c Wanted a new challenge
c Personal differences not resolvable by duel to the death
c Moved location  to escape assassins
c Discovered that employer killed friend, family member, master,
co‑worker, or pet
c Laid off
c Other _____________________________________________________

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Disguise

Security systems

Poison administration

Smoke bomb operation

Clouding minds of lesser men 
MS PowerPoint

Invisibility

Acrobatics

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Martial arts styles
Hopping Crane
Please attach here one 3” x 5” (7.62 x 12.7cm) color photo
of yourself invisibly concealed in an urbal, rural, or office
environment. No staples please.

Stooping Falcon
Flopping Carp
Offended Mantis
Nauseated Badger
Vengeful Canary
Hungry Hungry Hippo
Rhinoceros

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4. Essay
Why do you want to be a ninja assassin?
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Copyright ©2008 Ninjalistics. Written by Gareth Hanrahan. Current and prospective ninjas can find further helpful forms at www.ninjalistics.com

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