What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? A towel. What begins with P, ends with E, and has 1,000 letters? Post office. What can you catch but not throw? A cold. What goes around the world but stays in a corner? A stamp. A father and son were in a car accident. The father died, and the son was taken to the hospital. The doctor said, "I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son." How is this possible? Answer: The doctor is his mother. What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter? Envelope. What kind of nut has a hole? Donut. A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and left on Friday. How is this possible? His horse's name is "Friday." What do you call a fish without an eye? A "fsh!" What car is spelled the same forwards and backwards? Racecar. If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become? Wet? What month has 28 days? All of them!

Why was the math book sad? problems." :P . Because it had so many Which word does everyone always pronounce wrong? "Wrong.

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