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I think we should change the name of Restrooms to "Taking Care of Business". T.C.B.for short. It would be a tribute of sorts to The King of Rock and Roll and at the same time represent more of what a bathroom is.......a personal war zone! There is no resting in there. I mean you sit down and all....hell men don't even have to do that at times. I mean "Taking Care of Business" is more to the point. People strain, sweat, vomit, shit, sneeze, fart and bleed (add personal list here) and then ya have to clean up. Finish the job so to speak. This is not resting. I mean maybe for some this is some sort of resting but my definition of resting is lying on the couch in my boxers with a beer in hand and watching reruns of Three's Company on the T.V. while sliding tacos down my throat. I'm I getting through to you people? Is this registering in the old noodle? Restrooms are not for resting. A coffin is more of a restroom than an actually Restroom. Anyway, On November 6, 2012 vote for Nielzine! I promise you I will change the Restroom signs of America! I promise there will be a beer in every refrigerator and a taco on ever old and young Americans napkin! I promise you a poster of my handsome mug will hang in every garage across this great land! The Mary Jane leaf will replace the olive branch as our symbol of Peace and Hope .California will return to the cornucopia super power of yesterday!
I Nielzine promise you !...burp.

Welcome to Issue #87

Swamp Horse - Subtle Dementia
Swamp Horse is music that you will listen to over and over after the

first needle drop and after about the seventh time you will say to yourself "These fucking dudes mean business". Swamp Horse is not for the light kindred spirit, not for the manic wondering mind, not for someone with skeletons festering in their closet, not for someone who is seeking revenge against an individual and just needs that final push, that last sigh before his or her life is forever changed. Luckily the sleeve art, created by Morgan Rankin speaks for itself. A warning for would- be listeners? Or a perfect "Welcome" mat for the sounds that are about to escape from the vinyl before you. I personally enjoyed letting the warped hypnotic sounds of Swamp
Horse: Subtle Dementia open doors in my mind that have been shut.

Fires in my mind that should or should not be re kindled. Reanalyzed. There are not a lot of musicians now days that can do that for a listener. Subtle Dementia is not a toe tapping, finger snapping record but more like a medium to conjuring ones inner self. I guaranty you that no matter what the outcome will be after listening to Subtle Dementia, it will be interesting to say the least. Mine was. - Nielzine
Swamp Horse - Josh Lay and Morgan Rankin

Recorded in Nicholasville ..Kentucky.. Fall 2011.
huskrecords.blogspot.com, facebook.com/huskrecords facebook.com/swamphorse

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Pint Pirates Drinking Club
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