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VICTORY OR VIKTORY There once was a girl called Viktory Who loved reading Horrible History While sat

on the floor She read more and more Till she became part of the mystery THE SPIT There once was a boy called Crisp Who spoke with a terrible lisp His dad got so mad His mum was so sad That he spat himself off in a wisp DON T LOOK There once was a boy from New York Who only ate cabbage and pork He perfected the art Of the long silent fart And his friends all called him a dork