Elephant Juice

Written by Zoe Chapple, Jess Young and Effie Robinson

1 1. EXT. HIGHTOWN LAKES, SUNRISE BECCA (Sigh) Relationships, which insecure, self-incapable soul would have ever initiated one? Whose own life is so unfulfilling that they need someone else’s to revolve theirs around. Who out there has the patience to cope with the endless faults which are possessed by all of their kind (sigh)… MEN. (Angrily) It’s just those constant habits that tug on your last nerve. Take wearing socks in bed for example, acceptable on those cold winter nights, however, not justifiable when their pathetic excuse is pure laziness. That moment when you’re busting for the toilet, walk in to the bathroom only to witness, PISS ON THE SEAT! You know what it’s like in the morning, just woke up, still waiting for your coffee… a bit disorientated, AND YOU WALK INTO A CUPBOARD!? Much like, your need for a deserving pick-me-up after sobbing over Marley and Me, only to find… (sarcastic) the contents have disintegrated in to thin air. Can someone please reassure me that I am not the only one to have received a vile item of clothing, made from the most irritable type of cotton… knowing my skin is prone to eczema And if that hasn’t convinced you enough, consider these: man fluand missing the bin… everytime!; Fondling ‘downstairs’ and contaminating everything they touch… like your face; when you innocently peer over their shoulder, to find, them texting their bloody EX-Girlfriend! However, in their attempt to show their love, they end up making you think you’re being mugged by unleashing ‘THE PINCH’. (uplifting) , hey, what’s Eve without Adam?