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Hottest Girl Walk up to a girl/set and say: “I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this damn place"


com Forgetting Sarah Marshall (if you sense she is in a fun mood… and she has observed you in a fun mood) “I find you two both very sexually attractive and would love having intercourse with either of . (turn towards one) wanna come home?” 4 Greatseducer.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer.

That would have been SO embarrassing. So. the principle is very simple: Girls HATE showing up to a party wearing the same thing as other girls. then make eye contact and say: “You know. or is it green??” Kino escalation by touching whatever it is she’s wearing. 5 Greatseducer. it’s green? My dress/teddy/negligee/coon skin cap is .” If she looks stunned and doesn’t laugh right away. ask her what color it is (Particularly in a dark club or if you have shades on). so it’s not that bad. she’s Helen Keller or you’re doing it wrong.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. point to something on her.” Which naturally leads into… “Have you ever been at the same club/party/restaurant/coon skin cap with another girl in the same dress but different color? Is that less embarrassing?” If she’s not amused and intrigued by this point. “ I Almost wore that Here it is. I always lean in and say “Is that blue. as she walks by. I almost wore that EXACT SAME THING tonight.

huh?” Of course you aren’t embarrassed and you can just stack forward from there appearing unphased by the “embarrassing moment” 6 Greatseducer.” Her: Puzzled look on her face You: “wait…you’re not BUBBLES6969? The pic she sent me looks EXACTLY like you!” Her: “blah blah” (hopefully a laughter and smile if delivered right) You: “wow…. it took me some time to decide on what shoes/belt to about embarrassing Bubbles0069 Go up to your target… You: “hey I'm finally here! Traffic was horrendous! And I admit.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great .

do the Mystery technique of saying “hello hello”.com Mischievous Girl Walk by a hot girl who’s standing/sitting by herself or slightly away from her group of friends. see…you got that mischievous look on your face like you just did something bad and got away with it” She should be smiling and laughing by then if delivered right. 7 Greatseducer. Stack forward either with another opener or a story or if her friend comes into the set. Ask how the two know each other then do the best friend's routine. and deliver this over the shoulder: You: “So why are you standing/sitting there trying to look mysterious?” Her: (smiling and/or puzzled) blah blah You: “ .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer.

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. why when? PUA: You pass my first test . 8 look (you dress) interesting which made me come here and start to talk to .com The Test PUA: Congratulations HB: What. Now I want to know if you are fun.

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great .com Polar Bear Me: “great big polar bear” HB: “What?” Me: “That's a great ice breaker don't you think?” 9 Greatseducer.

com .” 10 Greatseducer.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. you can tease her about being the “safe” Jen or Angelina ME: “Hey I need your opinion about something. I’m going to hang out with Angelina for a bit. he said she’s “safe” but who picks safe over sexy right?” This works great if there are two+ girls in the set. When one of them becomes an obstacle. If you were Brad Pitt. my friend said Jennifer. who would you choose? Angelina or Jennifer?” Them: (whatever… although it’s usually Angelina) ME: “How funny. Me: “Oh I get it! You’re the “safe” one! I’m going to call you Jennifer from now on (laugh)” “Hey Jennifer. she’s the fun one.

but I could only think of four. but I need some help.” 11 Greatseducer. not ONE person could answer it correctly. what are the names of the five oceans?” …. and I didn’t hear the final answer. On the drive over here on the . it’s stupid. like when you hear a song and can’t remember who sings it.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great The Five Oceans “Hey guys I know this is going to be the weirdest question you get asked all night. they were doing that are you smarter than a 5th grader thing and asked a question. but anyways.pause “I know I know. and it’s driving me crazy not knowing.

" 12 Greatseducer. they love each other heaps.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. 2. it will just look at him like he's an idiot and walk off and one time he left his shoes by the door and it pissed on them. What do you think he should do? We've thought of four things: Just be nice to it even though it's going to hate him.. Like whenever he tries to pet it. Ignore it. but her cat hates . Say to his girlfriend: It's me or the cat.. When she's not looking 'accidentally' (two fingers motion) run it over with his car . The Jealous Cat "My friend has been going out with a girl for about three months and they get along really well. 1.

and then keep things .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Magazine (True Wolf) Grab a magazine. and turn to her and ask. picture. item. "What do you think of how X looks?" or "Can you believe X!?" or "What is your opinion about X?" This is a great. 13 Greatseducer. anything! Then just examine it. newspaper. simple. mindless way to open.

com .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. If she is calm about the whole situation then smile and say “That was all bullshit but since you handled that story… You might just be cool enough to handle me” *sly smile* 14 My Sister "I had to come over here and ask something quickly. Girls seem to know more about these things than we do… Okay I’m going get straight to the point… I’m REALLY REALLY attracted to my sister… How do you think I should go about telling her and my parents about this?” Wait for the girl to give you a look of utter shock and disbelief then change topic and try having a normal conversation afterwards.

com . Before you part ways. exchange Roosh V Gym Opener (Roosh V) What you have to do is go to the machine she is working out on and ask if you can work in. Since you’re at the gym. Once you’ve had that first conversation and can talk to her again like you know her. say something.” Say this with a smirk or smile. where at the end you exchange numbers and take her out on a real date with alcohol. If she smiles or laughs. A simple “By the way. “I think I saw you doing cardio. that’s your green light to continue the conversation. “I just have one left. what’s your name?” will work. I’m wondering if I should do cardio first or weight lift first. Do it early in her set so she doesn’t say. I would go with a light sarcastic joke.” If it’s going well. “I can usually do ten times as much.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer.” After you do a set. like. but I’m taking it easy today. I would ask her questions. it’s just a matter of finding out what she’s doing after a workout to get a smoothie. 15 Greatseducer. How about. hit her with another joke.

It's so common. use Scooby Doo. playful attitude. I thought you were unique and different from the other girls. Eventually though. (You can change the color to purple and say Donatello.) 16 Greatseducer. that's what everyone says when they can't think of a good dinosaur name. and a reason why it's your favorite dinosaur. what's your favorite dinosaur? (High energy. have fun with it. come on.) Her: "T-Rex" C'mon. orange is my favorite color. Ninja Turtles are way sweeter. Hawt) Hey. And well. don't worry about me being some immature guy obsessed with dinosaurs. I want a good one. When I was little I used to get gummy snacks packed in my lunch box and the triceratops were the oranges ones.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great . Because I mean. You only said that because you remember that name. or Power Rangers. I graduated to Ninja Turtle gummy snacks with Michelangelo being the new favorite. But yeah. You don't even have to use Ninja Turtles. that's lame. Dinosaurs (JayTea. Hell. and to think. Back Story: My favorite dinosaur would have to be the triceratops (pick one).

owning the place before taking 8 steps in…… I waited for her to say it…… HB8: “Hello” Seraf: Wow! What an amazing greeting! HB8: Laughs even more. looking at everything in the store but her…. this time more genuine.* Seraf: That was such an amazing greeting I’m almost inclined to do it again…..THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. Confident… dominant alpha body language…. HB8: Gives another flattering laugh.. I repeated my first entrance into the store. Seraf: ….com Vince Kelvin’s Greeter opener (as described by Seraf) Walking in the store I waited for her to say it…… HB8: “Hello” Game On Seraf: Wow…. HB8: Laughs even more I go outside and stop in the middle of the walk way and look around as if I’m biding my time. Most . I deliberate stay in view of her so she could see me. I walk back in.seriously? That was ALMOST the best greeting I’ve had all day! HB8: *Suddenly bursts out in a laughter of flattery. I can tell her day was being made. 17 Greatseducer. This was the most interesting thing happening to her all day. I could hear her laughing even more.You know what? I will do it again.

Give me a look at your ass. it’s hard to tell .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. might not be a good idea if you have a hole in your back) What makes a good ass? 18 Greatseducer. (make her turn Nice ass opener Hey a girl just commented that I had a nice ass.

did we have sex? (more than likely you’ll find it funnier than she does) 3. so am I. You look familiar. 5. You have thoughtful eyes. (touch head) this is to be used on a girl standing around looking bored. I think you have a lot going on inside . Are you confident enough to accept a sincere compliment? Good.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. Which of you guys gets hit on the most? (for a set of two hot chicks) 4. you go Pua Training Openers (Richard La Ruina) 1. 19 Greatseducer. I know you probably get no attention from guys whatsoever. 2. so I thought I’d come and make some conversation with you.

com . what kind of music you listen” From here go into Rapport (Wide & Deep). Its very easy to transition to any other topic. (Pause) and I am going to get to know you (Pause) so tell me something about yourself (smile) Delivery here is crucial. If you deliver good.. but lets start with music. 20 Very Direct (Badboy) “ You are so Damn sexy. as this opener will provide you with lots of attraction.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. As frame you created allows it. in most cases they get shocked…and they are like “ so what you want to know?” Me : “ Everything. .. also demonstrates you are a social guys from here? Cause I'm just visiting the city.) 21 City Move (Octal) Hey . difficult to meet people. but you know the thing with big cities like this is they can be very anonymous.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. So how did you guys find it when you first moved here? Was it difficult to create a social circle? (Challenges the group to demonstrate they are welcoming and not suspicious of strangers. and people can be so much more suspicious of strangers in large cities.. thinking of living here.

com Bank Robbery (Badboy) “Hey girls. start opener with this: Hey girls. with good energy. can you keep a secret? Girls :yes You : OK… (opener) Delivery must be Playful. All you need to do is picks us up at XX. are u good drivers? Me and Friend. Driver screwed us.00am. let me ask you . and drive to airport. Be prepared to get lots of IOIs. And they will ask for 5% If you want to create more drama here. This is my opener number 1# right now. You get 3%. are robbing bank across the street. and guess what (pause). 22 Greatseducer. They always want to negotiate their %.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. This always leads into good conversation.

and they found out that couples that had oral sex on first Oral sex (Badboy) Hey girls. . as you are already there. They get shocked because you are so bold. or you fallow your instincts? Changing topic here is very easy. they did study about this in Cambridge. And I have this date tomorrow.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. No need to transition to direct. I really don’t want to get married. I usually fallow up with a story : See. Do you believe in this bullshit. 23 Greatseducer. Some of them even got married. and I would like to have something with her. Let me ask you something (pause) Oral sex on first date (pause) Yes or No? This is my new one. stayed together very very long time.

com . What do you think. Why not? 24 it ok for a guy to watch romantic movies? HB: Of course it Chick Flick (MrSensitive) PUA: Can I ask your opinion? HB: Sure..THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer.. or new on DVD) but my friends said I would be gay if I went to see/watched the movie. PUA: I've been thinking about seeing x-movie (out in theatres.

If they are coming back on opener.. I mean.. and get to know them. I would do her. but I just cannot imagine my best friend Mike looking me from above saying… ‘and that was my best friend’ … Change topic after few minutes. and I am going to get to know you… so tell me something about yourself 25 Greatseducer. and guess what happened yesterday. let me ask you something. how long should I wait before I start dating her? This one is so much fun. and his girlfriend started hitting on me. my best friend just dies. I received FedEx package with her panties… and they were still wet.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. I didn’t came here to talk about my dead friend. that’s to much for Best Friend Just Died (Badboy) Hey . Usually they say ‘wait 6 months’ Me : really? Because she started hitting on me after funeral. I came because you are so damn sexy. transition to direct Actually. Don’t get me wrong.

the dance floor's . why doesn't she mind her own business.) Well. Then. as if to think about what you've just said. why aren't you up there having a good time? (Maybe expand a little to suit the environment. (Then stop again thinking about what you've just said. I was minding my own. you're sitting here minding your own business and someone comes up forcing you to have a good time. the music's good.. it might not happen".com Bored Girl (A-Train) C'mon it's not that bad. stop. Like.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer.) Don't you hate it when people do that. I was just thinking. so unless you have any questions for me I'll be getting back to my friends. it's a Friday/Sat night. I've pretty much just killed my own conversation.. I was at work the other day standing by the water cooler/coffee machine and this girl came up to me and said "Smile. 26 Greatseducer.

does size really matters? Girls : yes/no You :Interesting.. huge (pause) car. and he gets none.. they go back on . to transition to direct Does Size Matters? (Badboy) Hey girls. Wide & deep Rapport from here (so what kind of music you listen)? 27 Greatseducer. Its very Powerful frame destroyer. tiniest ( pause) Vespa and he gets all of the girls… what's up with that? This opener will always get them think about. use this above transition. I didn’t come here to talk about my stupid friend. because friend of mine has this huge.hmmm… but that’s why you move to something else. lets me ask you something. and conversation either stays too long in that topic. and I am going to get to know you… so tell me something about yourself When you open with something like this. OR each time you try to change topic. I found it very effective after 3 minutes. I came because you are so damn sexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. while my other friend has this tiny.

com . PUA: Yeah.. Girl: Blah. He is not gay or anything. we were invited to a classy party. I remember this one time. And every time we go somewhere. 28 Greatseducer.) You know he does the same thing to his eyes that you do to yours. it looks very funny. can I ask you something? (Ask your opinion) Girl: Sure??? PUA: Ok. Neg: (Look in her eyes. He is very sensitive.. And I really want to tell him that his makeup is goofy..and my friend Finish the story. Should a guy wear makeup? Girl: BLAH BLAH PUA: Ok. How do you think I should tell him? I really don't want to piss him off.. Mettle) PUA: Hey.. I can't stand here and talk for you forever. Just make sure it's funny. so make it quick but. people are laughing at him behind his back. but he thinks he is expressing Make Up (TrueStory.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. well I have a friend who wears make up.

just because you’re beautiful doesn’t mean you can get away with a shitty pickup line. Here. you may need to use this sort of bait. I’m lost… Me: It’s right up in that direction.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great . where’s the front door in here. I had a girl walk up to me one night at a club called Le Souk. looking for an exit (it is a labyrinthine place). 29 Greatseducer. I’m going to give you a good line to use then we’ll find a less assuming guy for you to practice and get good with before coming back to me. Her eyes started to wander as I was talking (loudly) so I had to bait her with the following: Her: Hey. towards the (now her eyes are wandering behind me in the opposite direction I’m pointing)… hey Conversation Starter (Christian Hudson) Depending on how high-status she sees herself and the rest of the environment. Her: But I wasn’t trying to… Me: (interrupting her) Oh my God you don’t have me fooled for a second.

The jealous girl friend opener became “Would you be mad if your boyfriend slept with Jennifer Anniston?” 30 Greatseducer.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. you must not be from New .com Transforming the Used Openers For instance the question “Do you floss before or after brushing” became my opener “That piece of meat in a wonton soup… what the hell is it?” The opener “Is kissing cheating?’ became “Would you let your fiancé go to Rio de Janeiro on his honeymoon?’ “You have a real confident way about you” became “You have a friendly air about you.

I love your sense of style.” “I have to say .com . You’ve got a great look .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great must be very creative.” “Your style really stands out amongst everyone here.” 31 Greatseducer.the way you’ve put your outfit together is so Fashion Openers (Cbristian Hudson) “I love your style. and I had to get to know the person behind such a great outfit.

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Paris Hilton Openers Paris Hilton is treasure trove of such content for opening questions: Do you think Paris Hilton should have been in jail longer/shorter? Do you think Paris Hilton will end up back in jail soon?” Do you think Paris Hilton used jail as a publicity stunt?” Have you seen the latest about Paris Hilton not paying her storage bill? What kind of drama do you think Paris Hilton will get mixed up in next? Would let your sister hang out with Paris Hilton? 32 .

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Blonde Hair (Tyler Durden) I don't know of an opener that I've seen open more than this. YOU: Guys.. get this.. I need an opinion. THEM: What??? YOU: I'm thinking of dying my hair, TOTALLY BLONDE. THEM: No.. yes... no.. (They debate.) YOU: How about like this.. streaks.. etc This transitions easily into "I'm going on TV.. Ricki Lake show.." or many other routines.. just pre-plan it, and it can go ANYWHERE.


THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Mixed Set Openers (Juggler) A mixed set is a set that has male as well as female members. 1. “It’s interesting that when you have a group of four or more people together like this, the tallest always stands across from the shortest.” - alter as needed. 2. “Who are you people?” 3. “Who is the leader here?” (They all point) Say playfully to leader, “What qualifies you to be in charge?” “Do you know what alpha means?” 4. “Do you guys want to see a magic trick? Alright, close your eyes.” (Take cute girl by the hand away from the group while everybody’s eyes are closed. Do not return.) 5. “You see that group over there? They said they are more fun than your group. Please prove to me they are mistaken.” 6. “Where have I seen you guys before? Were you at so and so’s party? The one where the stripper gave a lap dance to the clown.” 7. “I bet I can use my Psychic powers to figure out how everybody knows each other. Mmmmm let’s see. I am getting a vibe. Yes there it is. You are all members of the same nudist club. I can tell because you are very comfortable with each other but not comfortable with your clothes. (Whisper to girl) “Which guy is the biggest?” “Really, I would have never guessed. Of course it is what you do with it that counts. Which would you prefer? A guy with a big dick or a guy with a medium dick and five years of massage school?” 8. “You should know you are standing on sacred indian ground. The legend is that the Nodrogyar tribe used this very spot to sacrifice virgins. Where you are standing sir(point) is where the tribal women would prepare the honored girl by rubbing her bare body with scented oils…” 9. Approach one group member. Make friends. get that person to introduce you to everybody else. 10. “You guys aren’t a bad looking group but you could be better if you applied some Feng Shui. 11. “Hi, I’m CPowles10″ (Shake the hands of those closest to you - but not everyone) “So what are you guys talking about?” Do this right and they will all presume you know someone else in the group. If you get called on it you just look like a bold confident man. 12. “Okay, who’s been naughty and who’s been nice?” 13. “Count the number of people in the group (say N)



‘Don't you guys know that ‘N’ is an unlucky number?’ Then add ‘Good thing I’m here otherwise you would all be cursed to damnation’”


or shout across the crowded bar to her. Most girls are in fits of giggles by this point. say “Are you sure? It was in a 4-foot high pink envelope. not all girls like Triffids” If she says no. All the other girls here bought me flowers.“ah no… of course you didn’t… and you didn’t send me those chocolates either… and those flowers probably just started growing on my doorstep *wink*”.“what about the chocolates?” . Sidle up to her and whisper with a wink. you can deliver this with a big wide smile or pretend to be . it’s good you weren’t worried I’d think you were desperate. did you like them?” Optional: “You liked them? That’s cool. you can ask how many cards she really got. She’ll normally laugh and say yes .com VALENTINES DAY OPENERS (Magnus) Here is a bunch of field-tested openers you can only use on Valentine's Day! “HEY… DID YOU GET MY CARD?? You can deliver this with a big jokey smile. I left it outside your front door.“and flowers. or say they don’t. “So anyway. too. THANKS FOR THE CARD!… *WINK*” There are two usual reactions to this. in which case you plough on: Give a little wink… “and those chocolates were great. You’d be surprised at how many hot girls don’t get any. and then change threads. I need a female opinion…” using a canned opener or something improvised about Valentines Day. she may laugh and say “that’s ok”. If she comes across as a bitchy all “why would I get you a card?” then she’s not worth your time anyway. It was kind of you to promise to buy dinner in the note you sent with the flowers. or with over-the-top conspiratorial seriousness. I have yet to see a girl come up with a good answer to this.she’ll agree .” “HEY… WHERE’S MY CARD??” “I didn’t get a card from you today yet? and I want chocolates!… and flowers! I like it when girls buy me flowers. 36 Greatseducer.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer.” If she says “what? I didn’t send you a card!” then you can agree . “HEY. Most girls just laugh and giggle at which point you push things a bit further as above.” Again. After any of the above.

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. Of course it was the one girl I really wasn’t at all interested in. Then the year before that I sent SIX but didn’t get any back. so I went up to all the girls I knew saying “Thanks for the card” until one of them owned up. but I got three. Magnus 37 I tell them that one year I didn’t send any. Then one year I only got .

What do YOU think about?” Then talk about how You've been thinking about the way the brain works. How life is a lot like working out. Most people I bet just think about how they are going to have this great body and all.” Do NOT ask for the #.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. Find out what her workout routine is and see if you’d like to share your workout time together. 38 Greatseducer. … “I’ve been thinking about something in particular lately whenever I workout. Then you can say. others think about how they are going to make their next .com Mystery’s gym opener (Mystery) “What you think about when you're working out?” “I’ve been watching you and you seem to really be thinking about things.

and wiggling his feet in agony. no?" You guys don't know what's cool.) Why can't you girls be more like men? Huh? Why can't you do cool things like US? Hey you.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. so he was hanging uprights like that. Girls.. and the door was swinging open with him pinned to it. I once knew a guy who could burp for 15 seconds!! Isn't that AWESOME?!! Girls: (Disapproving laugh.. I was playing X computer game the other day.. 39 Greatseducer. the blonde -I bet you can't even squish an empty beer can on your forehead! (2).. the bolt pinned him to the .com Man Humor (larrythecaveman) (1).. I was shooting people with a crossbow.... Isn't that AWESOME?! Girls: "Umm. One of the bad guys was very close to a wooden door. so when I shot him... check this out.

com Mentos (heilxmq) Go up to a girl with the BIGGEST CHEESIEST SMILE you can put on your face and just sit there and look at her smiling until she . 40 Greatseducer. Plus it is fun as HELL to do.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. "What?" Then pull out your arm revealing a pack of MENTOS in your hand. It always kills them if they have seen the commercial and it usually starts a conversation too.

com Mime (Authoritarianist) You: I need an opinion on something.) You: I'm thinking about quitting my job and becoming a mime.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer.. will you put a dollar (say "euro" if you want to appear well-traveled) in my hat? Her: I don't know are you any good? You: I'm the .add that after stowing the loot. Her: (Smile or Crack up...) You: When you see me doing my thing. (Kino on the elbow to get her'll both streak through fancy museums all jacked up on Red Bull and ecstasy.) Her: (Leans in closer.. By this time she should've been laughing her ass off.. I have an edge on all the other mimes out there. (pause + eye contact) I talk! Then go into how you're going to spirit her away to some exotic foreign capital where you will mime while she picks the pockets of onlooking tourists.. 41 Greatseducer.

“hey. tell me the secret to girls’ hearts. Or you can run some patterns and move in to your routines. Is there any tips you can give me so I don’t look like an idiot. they might give you advices to be BLIND DATE (unknown) Walk up to a girl or a group of girls. i. I need your opinion on something. What I did was I made a very serious face and said “like this?” which cracked them up.e. “I need to know”. The danger of this opener is. (no guys in the group preferred you will know what I mean) Say loud and clear. You can then ask all the questions you want to those girls until they go dry (EV). buy her flowers…blah blah blah.” “I am going on a blind date with some girl and I am very nervous about it. and then more will follow. and how do I dress to impress. what would you like the guy to look like”.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. Depends on how well you spin it. It is your natural ability as an ASFer to filter out the useful info from the AFC ones. you might be able to get one of the girls out shopping with you or more. I then put up the serious face again and said. At this point at least one girl would volunteer to give you a few . and then change to a happy face and said “come on. I don’t really know how to dress to impress or act the right way” (Act as AFC as you can to disarm the bitch shield) NOW some girl would just tell you “be yourself”… you should reply with C&F line or expression. If you were going on a blind date. 42 Greatseducer.

.com Self Empowering Class Opener (credit justincedible!) opener: Real quick.. I'm just glad she's still in school. Bet you're in school aren't you? 43 . you guys think it's a good idea to take self empowering classes? HB: Y/ no / whatever response Me: I got a buddy that just ended a X year long relationship.. And was thinking about taking a class. She dances to put her thru school but I don't know what to make of it. It is her life. But I'm telling him to just go out meet people and socialize. To just go out and have a good conversation. HB: What did she do? Me: Shes ..get this. Then again she really had no problems attracting people with her job. But my roommate SHE thinks that guys meeting girls out in public is hard and next to impossible. She also thinks that classes for empowerment are ironically lame.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer....brace yourself. w/o any pressure of anything exotic dancer double majoring Business and Psychology..

Go back and forth several times between arms and make cute faces when you COLOGNE OPENER (MM) In a mall put on a different cologne on each wrist and ask girls which one smells better on you. Have something queued up and ready to go immediately afterwards.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. 44 .

com .com Hot Women (only to be said to 9's and 10's) PUA: Hey do you know where me and my friend can find some really attractive women? 45 Greatseducer.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer.

The trick is compliment openers are to never compliment her on her physical beauty.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great .com COMPLIMENT OPENER (Unknown) Compliment her on something she’s wearing or her hair or just style in general. You have an incredibly energy about you You have an artless grace That’s an incredible whatever-x accessory/garment 46 Greatseducer.

47 Greatseducer. Then plant your arms on their shoulders like arm Magic Trick PUA: I want to show you a cool magic trick Then go into the middle of the two .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. PUA: Thanks my arms were getting tired.

It puts her on the spot. Your turn”. She will crack up and answer you. and keep the book open to that page. I forget the exact page (78 maybe?). “So… come here often” in a super player voice. but find the page that has “NEVER USE THESE LINES” on it. You can flip to random pages and do tons of role-play… the breaking up stuff is great. Break your “smooth” look on your face and quickly bring the book back up and read the next line “What’s your sign?”. Eventually just stack with a relationship related opener. I’ve done this a ton of times and it never fails to open. Then slowly lower the book and read the lines. She will laugh again and probably answer. Walk up to a girl BLATANTLY and hold the book up in front of your face so she can easily read the title. depending on how you do it. Then I usually say “Wow… this works great.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great DATING FOR DUMMIES (Herbal) Go find the Dating for Dummies book. She might start laughing. It’s bright yellow and black. and you’re in. 48 .

they say that you can tell everything by someone’seyes. If they are weak and far apart they tend to get sick often. and if they are tightly packed and strong they are a leader type of person. Eyes opener Hey let me look at your eyes. The small lines in someone’s eyes tell you how strong their constitution is.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. Let me look at your eyes. 49 .

You have such a cute group dynamic going on. etc… (I have a lot of successes with these on girls that are HB7 and lower or older women) 50 Greatseducer. Hey. And I’d like to get to know you. I want to meet you guys. My name is x-name… How are you? You look like someone I’d like to DIRECT OPENERS (Unknown) . are you friendly/interesting? You guys are so adorable. I like you.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. What’s up? Where are you going? You’re cute.

do you think smiles are contagious?" and give her a big smile until she smiles back.should we be worried? Cause I love coffee" 51 Greatseducer. So I'd just like to say. What do you think. my name is John and I think you're very . What's your name? or "Excuse me.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Coffee Shop Openers Ask. I've been sitting her for the past ten minutes trying to think of some opening line to talk to you. "See I knew it they are! What's your name?" or Hey does coffee really stain your teeth? My friend drinks this coffee through a straw to keep his teeth white. "Do you believe in ghosts?" or Hi. but I'm drawing a blank.

It’s a matter of life and death. It’s very important. My friend and I were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life….com DENTAL FLOSS (Style and Mystery) Hey guys.. and we need a woman’s perspective.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great . Do you brush before floss or floss before brush? No one knows… 52 Greatseducer. I need to get your opinion on something.

.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. Do you get your BA in walking against the wind!!! 53 Mime College (Requiem_Knight) Hey . my friend wants to go to MIME the hell do I convince him not to go??? I don't have a clue what to say!!! I didn't even know they had colleges for mimes.

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. 54 Greatseducer.) When a girl bumps into you in a crowded club tap her on the shoulder and say “don’t touch me” … have something to immediately follow up DON’T TOUCH ME (David .

(Continue and 100% correct by the way).com Shoes opener Hey they say you can tell the exact mood a girl is in by the length of the heel on her shoe. even if she doesn’t realize it. hey look her shoes! 55 Greatseducer.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. Hmmmm…. and if it’s really low she’s not feeling very . If it’s really tall. she wants hot sex.

com . just-got-done-laughing DRUG DEALER OPENER (Cajun) Used with a wing at night. “do I party” like all the time. Another thing I’ve noticed is about 10 times a night I’ll get someone coming up to me and asking “can I bum a cigarette”… I don’t smoke but I’m seriously considering carrying around a pack… but not like regular cigarettes… like Virginia Slims 120s… then I’ll just pull one out and hand it to the guy and he’ll be all like “WTF?” etc…” 56 Greatseducer. I need your opinion on something…does my friend here look like a drug dealer?” (chicks usually either laugh or look quizzically) “Because we were outside and some dude came up to him and touched him on the shoulder like this… (cheap kino on girl) and asked. I think they’re looking for cocaine. you got some E?’” Ideally you will use this with a wing who doesn’t look too straight-laced. ‘Hey man. with funny. “Hey. I’ve done this where my wing will open with this and I’ll pipe in with “Since I’ve changed my look I get asked.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer.

tell her you're not really new. Are there any tips you can give me so I don't look like an idiot? or Hey.I'm going on a blind date with a girl and I'm nervous.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Campus Openers Hey. I'm looking for models for a campus magazine… you look like you might have what I need.could you show me where the library is?" Once there. or Hi. Do you have any modeling experience? or Hey.and invite her for coffee. I need your opinion. I'm new . I'm cramming for a test.can you quiz me on these questions for a few minutes? 57 Greatseducer. you just needed an excuse to meet her.

etc….com EIGHTIES MUSIC (Twentysix) Hey guys. 58 Greatseducer. .” who sings that??? (blah. blah) I was talking to my mom earlier today and she said its Lionel Richie… but I KNOW that isn’t right! Then later in the night you can like reopen with “Dead or Alive…” This works with any one hit wonder 80s music. it goes “you spin me right round baby right round like a record player right round. help me out. round round.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. I have this song stuck in my head ALL day and I can’t remember who sings it.

HB: Blabla.. You: Whaaaat? Oh you are a BAAAAAD GIRL! From here you can either spank her... simple! 59 Greatseducer. give me some advice: Tomorrow is mother's day and I need a present. Easy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great .buy her flowers.. I said NO MAMA'S BOY PRESENTS.I don't buy a present for my mother. You: Hey dork. do a mini cold read or Mother's Day (Strike) You: Hey. What do you suggest? HB: (Wants to answer.) You interrupt: (C&F) But please. no mama's boy presents. right? HB: Blabla.

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great ELVIS OPENER (Mystery) Did you know that Elvis dyed his hair black? What was his natural hair color? Dirty . 60 Greatseducer. I’m not Cliff Claven. Did you know that Priscilla Presley also dyed her hair? I don’t know what her natural hair color was. but can you picture that these two every couple of weeks would dye their hair black together around a dirty sink in some sick mass-appealing ceremonial ritual? I bet people never considered that before … did you? Alternative: Did you know that all Elvis had to do to get a shag was look directly into the girl’s eyes and smile? Then look into the chick’s eyes and smile.

What's up with that?" 61 Greatseducer. "But I don't have a bike!" It's not a problem." Then switch to.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. while the others start asking what you ride. My buddy (put hand on wingman's shoulder) wants go get a bike (motorcycle). When she asks. I can't take you out yet. but getting in a less lethal CAR with a stranger is 'dangerous'.com . They all want rides and you can always get a number close. "So girls jump on the back of strangers' bikes all the time. "Oh I'm just Motorcycle (Lucky13) I need a female opinion. I know what you're thinking. "what do you ride?" (And she will) just pull back with a humble. Could he get more chicks with a crotch rocket or Harley? BANG! Each girl has her opinion and at least one will answer directly to the wingman.

do they think its classy or try-hard?” (That’s the skeleton obviously use your own speaking mannerisms)… Then you can use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them. 62 Greatseducer. I need a female opinion… we were just Saks EXPENSIVE CLOTHES (unknown) “Hey guys. and there were all these 600$ collared tee-shirts… when chicks see guys wearing 6bill shirts like .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. using all the usual stuff.

blah. I couldn’t believe it at first. my roommate lived in Graceland for a year and he said the craziest . but I thought about FAT ELVIS (Wilder) Hey guys. (if she says young Elvis bust on her for being shallow) Get this. He told me that the fat Elvis impersonators always got the hottest chicks. and it kinda makes sense. I guess women just lose all control when the see a fat Elvis impersonator doing “hunka hunka burnin’ love.” 63 Greatseducer. would you hire a young Elvis or a Fat Elvis? blah. if you were going to hire an Elvis impersonator for your friend’s birthday party.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. blah. and the young Elvis’s were always alone.

. but I've got a bunch of criteria. because that's when I'm moving to Italy! 64 Greatseducer. it needs to have a lot of personality so we can become good friends.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. because I don't want to commit to something for 15 years Or: But it has die within a year. I don't want to have to clean up after it every New Pet (herzog) Hey you guys...I want to get a pet. but here's the . It needs to be needs to die within a year. so listen up. I need a female opinion..

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great No Job Three Girlfriends (Neo-Rio) You: Hey guys I'm trying to figure out something here and maybe you can help. See, I have this friend and he has no job and no apartment. However, he has three girlfriends and he takes turn staying at each of their houses, and they cook for him and look after him and they don't ask anything from him. What do you think about that? Them: "Blah, that's terrible blah." So would you date someone like that? Them: "Blah, what a jerk blah, no way." You: So what I can't figure out is this... if it's so terrible, how is he able to do this? Maybe you ladies know because I'm stumped! Them: "Blah." (This part gets interesting because they may actually start to ask you stuff about the three women and the guy, and play little miss detective. Now, you can describe any of the women and the guy any way you want. Say one of them is a 40 year old lonely woman, and another is an 23 year old party chick alcoholic. It doesn't matter. You can neg the women for being Nancy Drew if you like.) Well I think you might be right, but you know, now that you mention it, I think it's because he isn't really able to look after himself well, so women feel sorry for him and look after him.



KHAKI OPENER (Superfly) Hey, guys, my friends and I were making fun of some frat boys, and got into an argument…is khaki a color or a fabric?” The correct answer is that khaki is a color, and most girls know this. You can go into, “See, I was thinking it was a color, but the thing is that you never see a khaki car or wallpaper color or anything like that!” then fire into your next routine…



Pull out a random book from the shelf and open it: "Wow… cool… this book is so awesome… this is bad… this the shit… Is what you're reading as good as this? or Read a book nonchalantly next to the girl. Shake your head and say, "I just can't find what I'm looking for. How is that book of yours- is it any good?" or Ask her "Have you ever read a Harry Potter book?" Whatever she answers playfully express concern, "I don't know… if I read it I think it would convert me to withcraft or wicca" or Excuse me, do you know any good books on relationships? My friend wants to spice up her sex life… what you would recommend


com . grabbing hats off heads. tap the opposite shoulder. snapping bra KINO OPENERS (TylerDurden) Pushing girls.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. grabbing drinks out of their hands. lightly hip checking them. poke her. etc…(these require no memorization are easy for newbies) 68 Greatseducer.

tell her. Don’t say it.” If you get the first right but the second wrong or both wrong. “Yes.” (From Cheers) If you take the wording I have and do this EXACTLY as stated.” Speaking of greedy … if a girl kisses you on the cheek and goes to kiss your other cheek. “Are all French girls as greedy as you?” 69 Greatseducer.” Whether you get it right or not reply. say… “PROOF! ESP does NOT exist!” Then start to laugh like this “Mooa ha ha ha ha ha ha! And you believe in ESP!” a good neg hit to . “Only one … don’t be greedy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. This is NOT a trick.” This is a good NEG HIT. you look like you finally got it … a 1 in 10 chance. “Do you believe in ESP?” Remember to SMILE or you may startle her. but I’m French”.” If you got the first wrong and the second right. Got it? Picture it in white chalk on the blackboard … you are thinking of the number … 7. This time think of a different # from one to 10. When they ask MYSTERY’S ESP (Mystery) Walk up to a girl and say. tell her … “don’t be greedy now. I see the number … three. If she mentions that most people pick 3 and 7 (most girls won't know this though) just say. You hate magicians. Just think it … now take that # and imagine that it is drawn on a blackboard in your head. “really? Hmm… didn’t know that … thank you Cliff Claven. tell them … I DON’T KNOW. you reply. “Alright. Mild but a neg hit nonetheless. Tell her you can SEE the #s on your imaginary blackboard. If she says. If she wants you to do this again. Have you done that?” She says OK “What’s so neat about imagination is … we both have it … On the blackboard. “Just think of the first # that pops into your head from one to four. lets try this one more time. you will be surprised HOW well you will do. If you get BOTH right (a 90% chance seeing as it is a psychological trick where most north Americans naturally choose 3 and 7 as their first picks) that’s a 1 in 40 chance … “and of course I don’t stake my reputation on mere chance.

tilt your head. stick up your hand and have her high five you.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great . narrow your eyes. the other drew blood with her nails! 70 Greatseducer."So which one of you wants to get in bed with one of the band members?" Find out which band the girls wants to sleep with then tease her about it. look her up and down once. step forward again. step back. What's your name?" or Walk up to the girl. or If a girl accidentally bumps into you. "Hey that'll be $10 Concert Openers In a loud concert. Say "You're awesome!" and do this to all the girls immediately around you. or To a group. and finally give her a big "HI" or My god! Did you see the two girls fighting outside the concert over the short guy? One pulling the other's hair. You can't just touch this for free.

Did you know that 95% of guys that get date raped commit suicide in 6 months? Girls are such sexual predators… (sexual predator routine stuff below). I’ll probably start *MY* period. I’m going to have to leave the house for 5 days a month! Did you know that’s why primitive civilizations developed camping? All the women in the tribe would synchronize and the guys would look up at the moon and be like “The antelope are moving now. I’m going to get 4 times the boyfriend complaints. we must HUNT”. I could get FEMALE ROOMMATES (Tenmagnet and TylerDurden) I’ve been offered this *SWEET* place in (x place). I’ll never get in the fucking bathroom… I’m gonna have to start showering at the truck stop. Also… living with all those girls.” 71 Greatseducer.. *BUT*….THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. I have to live with FOUR . (Smile knowingly) Heck. Like *FOUR*. I want to live there.. and you KNOW they’re gonna synchronize.

that you walk with. "So do you think I look better with my sunglasses on or off" Put them on "On" and then take them off "Off?" or It's a great that this park is here… so easy to just let go.the most incredible energy! or Tell a girl walking .com Openers for the park Hey.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. or Ask her.but I saw you walking by and I just had to come up and tell you. 72 Greatseducer.but if you could be an animal in the park what kind of animal would you be? Would you be a dog or a squirrel? Then start debating what the best animal would be.I know this may seem unusual. I noticed something interesting about you…" Then don't tell her what it is but read her palm instead. relax and forget about everything for awhile… what makes you feel that way?" or "Hey this might sound like a silly question. "Hey.

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I’d put them on and off again.Say to the girl who didn’t ask: Wow. 26 – Why do you like it when my glasses are on/off? HB1 – (When likes glasses on) I think it makes you look sexy/it makes you look clever. 26 – My friends tell me I look like Clark Kent when I have the glasses on! HBs – (Responses: Yeah you do! / No). Trouble Shooting If a girl asks you to put them on and off too many times I would do one of the following: .What do you guys think looks better? *HBs – (Responses: On!/Off!/What?/Laughing) 26 – Glasses off (take off glasses) 26 – Glasses on (put on glasses) (I did the sequence any where from 2 to 4 times) HB1 – I like them on! HB2 – I like them off! (If HBs disagree then they usually started laughing…I guess they think it’s funny that they have different opinions).Oh my GLASSES ON OR OFF (Twentysix) Approach Girls 26 – Glasses off (take glasses off) 26 – Glasses on (put glasses on) 26 . (I put like a fun/playful face on). what do you guys think?) . HB2 – (When likes glasses off) I think you look better with them off. but act goofy (make faces…whatever) .com . *Run with the rest of the opener above.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. but I like them on too! You get the idea…it opens the group. Is she always like this? Takes a long time to make decisions? 74 Greatseducer. Again? (Playful). Do I look better with my glasses off (take glasses off) or with my glasses on (put glasses on). Then I’d do it again (don’t know if this is a good idea. Here’s another way I introduced the opener: Approach Girls 26 – I need your opinion.

Then say "I can only stay 30 seconds" and sit down. You convey a lot of alpha "I'm not intimidated by you" characteristics by not even saying anything as your opener. "What?? Whaaaat??? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat???" Say "I can't tell you. Like plant yourself in front of them. Make it a playful one though. Also. we haven't known each other long enough". Then reach out to shake hands with them (introduce yourself to the HB8s and lower). and make the fun face. 75 .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. The key is to stop abruptly. You can also just use this as a style to lead into any opener that you want by following the plantand-stare with a standard opener. and they start giggling. Then stay as long as you want. and maybe do the spin move. and then wait until they start asking you questions. it's very playful if done Plant and Stare (Tyler Durden) Just walk up to girls and just stop. Give them kind of a boyish playful smiling face like you're about to do something cocky or thought of something funny you're about to say. You can do this to girls at tables. Or just sit there until they giggle and say. so they giggle.

com I’M LOST (TylerDurden) I’m lost… I can’t find my friends and I’m scared… Remember when we were kids and you could just make new friends whenever you wanted… and you said ‘want to be my friend?’ Do you guys want to by my NEW friend?” 76 Greatseducer.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great .

but I was curious.hey maybe you are her.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. "Boy. loose clothes? or "Excuse me… I feel kind of foolish asking you this. 77 Greatseducer. or Hey I need a female opinion. Start grunting like it's incredibly Gym Openers "Excuse me.but can you show me how this machine works?" Then strike up a conversation about the exercise form.I can't remember her name. you kind of look like that lady from Ms you think guys look better in tight gym clothes that show off her bodies – or .wow this sooo cool… a real celebrity.with a to you keep in such a great shape? What's your secret?" They'll be happy to talk about themselves. or Position yourself as an expert on a weight machine next to hers.I'm a little out of shape! What about you.workout often?" or With a playful smile say – "You know.

.. Help! PUA: (to guy) This girl is so shy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. Both of them came back and talked to me several times during the . to tell me how crazy I was… 78 Greatseducer. Both girls were very hot and totally stuck up before I did INTRODUCTION OPENER (ijjjji) PUA: (grab unsuspecting SHB by the arm and point at a random dude) “OMG. that guy is PERFECT for you . haha. but she really wanted to meet you! SHB: (Giggeling hysterically) Nonono… its not true!(Fleeing) PUA: Awww come on.. NONONO. don’t be shy..let me introduce you!!” (start moving towards the guy) SHB: What?! No.

(Say how you think the show will do here. You: Hey guys. Another idea is to say the show will TV Show (26) This opener is outdated. Several times we got in to talking about how Kramer. Do you guys think it will do well? HBs: Yeah/No/Why are you asking this? (Yes. You: Ok. but adaptable to current TV shows. You: Yeah. You: I think it's like with Seinfeld? remember how George Castanza had a show and it bombed?? blah blah blah. You: It's gonna have the same time slot that Friends has now. etc. He's gonna have his own show.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. well you know it's their final season right? (Keep talking here? you don't need their answer) well did you know Joey is gonna have his own show after this season of Friends? HBs: Yeah/No/ . I usually say: I like Joey. Elaine and George all had shows after Seinfeld and how they all tanked. (Pause here for a quick sec? try not to be in a rush) do you guys watch? Friends?? (Every chick North America watches this fucking show) HBs: Yeah. 79 Greatseducer. but I don't think the show will work? blah blah blah)? HBs: (Most of them agree). I had a couple say the last one? and to me? who cares if they say this? it weeds out those who I don't want to talk with that much quicker). He's gonna be the main guy. They'd bring this up or I would.

com . (Confident body language is required here. (Holding up each as they are recited. you have to come off as completely comfortable with it. Which would you rather receive.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. (Doesn't matter which they say. I'm helping my friend shop for his girlfriend for their anniversary. Immediately approach. (Look the target up and down like you are judging Undies (XMander) Victoria Secrets. pick up a pair of boyshorts and a thong.) See (WINGMAN). PUA: Hey I need a female perspective here.) HBs: Blah blah.) OK now we just need to figure out what size to get.) PUA: (Whichever one the non-targets say. What size do you where? 80 Greatseducer. and he's completely helpless.) Ok she's a bit smaller than you. that's what I said. you agree with them. the boyshorts or the thong. I mean you are holding very sexual objects.

com . do you watch the show Sex and the City?? I was just talking to those girls over there and they told me I remind them of “Mr. Big” is that good or bad? (ooooohhh we LOVE Mr Big!!) 81 Greatseducer. BIG (Dr.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. Paul) Hey MR.

"You know. Do you have any recommendations which of these cereals are best?" or In check-out tell the . Have you ever noticed that?" or Pick up a sensation tabloid and playfully say "Oh my god. say with your side to her "If you were a cereal what cereal would you be?" She'll laugh or Don't eat that… my friend hated it… If you want one that's really good. you can often tell how heavy someone will be by the food in their cart. It's totally delicious.the end of days is upon us? Did you hear about this? Smile and ask her hat she'll do with her last day on Grocery Store Openers In the aisle tell a fit looking woman. try this one. or Standing in front of a particular food product.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. 82 Greatseducer. "I'm trying to get on a new low carb diet.

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. we would be fighting and screaming and throwing things. we are too similar. make up sex. and then fight. we would be SO IN LOVE. and the next moment.. TD) “Aww .. . but you make me SO SAD! (HB:WHY?) (pause with puppy dog face) Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple! (HB:WHYYY???) Nooo. are soo cute.. makeup sex... after a week we would both be in psychiatric care due to emotional drainage!” 83 Greatseducer. and then we would have HOT MAKE UP SEX all over the NEVER BE COUPLE (ijjjji.

I was at Saks today. Actually. I need an opinion. I'm looking for a gift for my little sister. or Hi girls. and there were $600 shirts. this or this? or In a clothing store: Hold up some huge baggy pants or bling. can you tell me where the JC Penney is at? Yeah. If guys wear 6bill shirts like .com Mall Openers Hey.what do you think would look better on me. have you got any good ideas? or In a clothing store: hey I need a female opinion."Wow this would look so awesome on me.yeah like playa pimp. 84 Greatseducer. do you think its classy or try hard. You can be my biatch.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer.

com PICKING UP CHICKS (unknown) Just open with “Hi.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. we’re picking up chicks”… its C&F 85 .

I only have a minute but need an opinion" then sit down straight away. they won't object to you sitting . I need a female opinion… how do I get my girlfriend to lose some weight? I was thinking I should get her on the subway diet just like Jared. No really is this place low fat? or To across the table: "Hey I've never eaten here before. we need a female opinion.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. 86 Greatseducer. or To across the table: "Hey girls.what are the lamest pick-up lines you've ever heard? Then start using them on the girls."Guys. or All in a joking using a time Restaurant Openers For a group sitting down say. "Hey. What do you all recommend? Then tease her on whatever she suggests.

like it even had like..even if it was a really NICE life support could tell him EVERYTHING and he'd never be able to reply! (Transition to another Opener. would you date a guy in a wheelchair? Her: " .would you stay with him.....guys or girls?" 87 Greatseducer.. If it was rusty would it come between you both? What if the guy was suddenly cured by Jesus.and take it for a joyride? Would you let him roll up and take you for a spin? It would be so much fun. of course...would you lose interest? You can keep stacking cocky and funny responses. throw inIf it was an electric wheel chair would you steal it while he slept.......! Y'know state of the art.) "Who lies more. add "?even if was a really NICE wheelchair?" What if it was a really old wheel chair with a squeaky wheel? You know with bits falling off it... What if he got worse and fell into LIFE SUPPORT.. If the conversation hits a dead end." (Bust on her could go on a mini games on it to keep your interest in case he slipped into a coma for ages? If she interrupts during sarge: (Cold read) You talk a lot! 'Cos that would be really handy if he was on life support.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer.. If they pause.) You're Wheelchair (Unknown) Hey guys...... you're pretending to be NICE girls.

which is better: “d-licious dogg”? or “deacon dr. rockafella”? oh cool… . you need one too… I’ll call you “devious honey g sweetness”… 88 Greatseducer.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great PIMP NAMES (jlaix) guys guys… I’m coming up with a pimp name for myself.

Bad schematic. of course making sure to keep your BL under control. Oh . If she touches her hat. back away. Tell her she’s allowed to be seen with you now. Now. etc. You move in SLOWLY. shirt. lean back.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. pick some article of clothing (hat. and promenade her around the club. and give her a thumbs up. You walk up. the exact wording I used to open Schematic’s HB9 on Saturday night. so this works in the loudest clubs. Best if it’s upper body or head) and PRIMP it. (He should have gotten more. 89 Greatseducer. etc. Maybe) You don’t even need to say anything to open. look her over. in fact. Then you hold your hands out like you’re judging her style. Take her hat and TWIST it ever so slightly.) You check her out then make a face like you aren’t happy with what you PRIMP OPENER (Harmless) First. “NOW you’re a SUPERSTAR!” Continue with push/pull if you wish… “But wait…” and twist the hat back the other way. I opened her and I let him take over and #close her. here is the frame you’re using for this opener: “You’re CUTE… but I’m going to make you a ROCKSTAR!” This is. (Shoulders away. bust her for messing it up. I’ll call her later.

90 The Rules (David Shade) In a bookstore reading The . Such as: ‘a woman should never call a man.' Is that effective?" The conversation can moved in other directions concerning relationships.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. "Excuse me!" Her: "Yes?" You: "Have you heard of this book? The Rules? It is a book of dating tips for women.

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. TD) Came up with this one the other night at a .com RICH OPENER (Herbal. walk up and ask. it’s just a variation on “Are you rich?”. which I think TD came up with. Then go into the whole “Ok. “Which one of you is the richest?”. you get to be my sugar mama. who is the best cook?” routine. But hmm…. To give credit where credit is due. When opening a set. 91 Greatseducer. we need someone to cook for us. then. Pretty fun and opens easily.

So maybe it’ll be someone RICKI LAKE (Mystery Method) This one is used to wing your buddy. but maybe not. But the theme of the show is Secret Admirers. They told him he’s got an .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. it might even be a guy. “Hey. but he won’t find out whom until he’s live on the set. especially if he’s in a two-set and the obstacle needs to be kept occupied. my friend here just got invited to be on the Ricki Lake show. What would you do if you were him?” 92 Greatseducer.

Example: "How can you not like apple juice." If you SELL it. "Do you like apple juice?" Whether they say yes or no you can just go into what I call the "Sale of the Century Theory". Open sets with total stupidities like.and your hands look a little stiff at the moment too. DHV. let's go get you some apple juice. enthusiasm is contagious. 93 Greatseducer.. and provide ample reason to venue change. be enthusiastic (but don't look like a psycho) 90% they will come and get "apple juice" (or whatever) with you. Continue the conversation past the question by just chucking in random (even bullshitted) facts.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Sale of the Century (T) You can open any set if you SELL it. "Sale of the Century" theory states that as long as you sell the opener and then follow it with some crazy fact it can both open. goddam it it can cure arthritis. Really act it .

com SEATTLE GF (TylerDurden) “Hey guys. Anyway.” The girls will either say: “It’s totally natural. He just really liked them because he likes her and doesn’t judge the pics like . the next morning he wakes up. So he’s up visiting her in Seattle last week.A. and they’re out on a walk. and he even hung out with her in L. I hate it when pictures make me look bad.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer.”) -or“She has a boyfriend!” Your immediate reply would be “He doesn’t care about that. over the next week. and a few of them they’re like kissing or whatever while they’re out walking. and he sees that she’s woken up before him and gone into it and deleted the pictures where they’re kissing. He goes to her and says ‘Are you psycho? Why are you going into my camera?’ She says its because she thought she looked bad in the pictures.” (They also sometimes say “But he’s only known her a few months. Some of them they’re just hanging out. He’s busy. He just doesn’t want her deleting his pics! :)” 94 Greatseducer. I wouldn’t do that on a guy I just met. especially with a digital camera where you can just delete them and take more. and didn’t want him to have them. and they really hit it off. My friend met this girl in Seattle. and checks his camera. But he can’t figure out if she’s psycho or if its legit that for girls they just hate having pictures out there where she doesn’t look good. They wound up hooking up on the first night. He looks at the pictures. I need an opinion. and left the ones where they’re just hanging out. He takes a few pictures of them together. Like really cute ones with them together.

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. 95 Greatseducer. he’s two and a half and he pointed at the screen and said “Sexy Monkey”.com .com SEXY MONKEY (Tenmagnet) Do you think Curious George is a sexy monkey? ‘Cuz my little cousin was watching Curious George on TV yesterday. Like WTF?!? I didn’t teach him that… NO REALLY I DIDN’T He’s been hanging around with that Michael Jackson guy again.

Do you know the name of the show? Anchor: I heard "technical challenge" today.. yeah.." . and I couldn't remember the . ever? HB: (Sometimes with WTF look) Uh . 96 Greatseducer.. You: There was a show where the people hit a buzzer and they could either answer the question.. did you watch Nickelodeon when you were younger . or "take the technical challenge...THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Technical Challenge (kmac) You: (With a little energy) Excuse me.

At this point you can just go on and talk about The Simpsons for a while. 97 Greatseducer.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great SIMPSONS OPENER (Gunwitch) Hey do you ever watch The Simpsons? Why has Marge never left . I mean she’s a sexy bitch and he’s a deadbeat who fucks up all the time.

Would you have sex with him? (blah. He orders you a water and turns it into SLEEP WITH JESUS (Pnutt) This may sound like a weird . its Jesus!” 98 Greatseducer.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. blah. but would you sleep with Jesus? Like ok. you use it on the guy: “if there’s one guy to be gay with. its Jesus!” if its a mixed set. It’s the year of 25 and your sitting at a bar in Jerusalem and this dude Jesus walks over and he sits down next to you. blah) “if there’s one guy to have a one night stand with.

) “Anyway. He wasn’t interested in her sexually. but if the conversation needs to be kept going. Well. because she wasn’t really his type. he found a metal ring wrapped around a scroll and some feathers under his couch. she hung out at his house and after she left.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer.” (Here the woman might say “Sure. the strange thing is. he took it to a magick store and they said it was an attraction spell. he can’t stop thinking of . the follow-up routine is: “The reason I’m asking is because my friend over there met a girl in a club last week. And SPELLS OPENER (Mystery Method) “Do you think spells work?” Sometimes this will send the woman off on a long blab. Do you think it’s the spell or just psychological?” 99 Greatseducer. really!” and touch her arm or waist.” in which case you reply “No.

. I'm doing a poll.. the dude is hard... blah blah blah. which do the ladies prefer more. Which is superior. but when it comes to the ladies..THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Thug Lovin (Jlaix) Hey guys... whereas thug .. my girlfriend from work said gangsta because its more hard-core whereas thug lovin is more like a hobby. 100 Greatseducer. like they'd pistol whip you and run a train on your ass.. he's smooth and sensitive.. THUG LOVIN'? or. GANGSTA LOVIN'? Well. But my other girlfriend said gangsta would be disrespectful. .com Fat (David DeAngelo) Does this (pen.) make me fat? 101 Greatseducer.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer.


TATOO OPENER (unknown) Hey guys, would you ever get a Tattoo? Here’s the deal…my nineteen-year-old sister wants to get her boyfriends name tattooed on her shoulder. (no, no don’t let her do it) See that’s the problem she’s really strong headed and when I tell her not to get the tattoo it just makes her want to get it even more. How do I deal with that and let her really know its mistake?


THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great TEXT MESSAGE BREAK-UP (Unknown) Is it OK to breakup with someone with a text message? (Then make up a good back-story for this)


THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great TWIN BROTHERS (Ross Jefferies) You’re at a party or a club and you meet twin brothers; they are absoutely identical, physically. ONE of them has the best hands of any guy you’ve ever met. The other is an incredible dancer. Which one do you pick? Same scenario. Again, the two guys are identical. One makes you laugh more than anyone you’ve ever met. The other is the most incredible kisser you could ever in a lifetime encounter. Which one do you pick? Same scenario: One guy has more money than Bill Gates. The other makes you feel like you are the most beautiful, desirable woman who ever walked the face of the planet. Which do you pick? (It’d probably be best to make up some sort of back-story for this)


He needed to stuff his shoes with cotton so they would fill up and he would always walk on the tips of his feet.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. I need a female opinion… who lies more Guys or Girls??……….com . People used to call him ‘Twinkle Toes’!” They usually ask if it’s me or my wing and I just bust out with “Nawwww…I’m DINKY PENIS!” WHO LIES MORE (Chris Rock version) Hey guys. He would always complain that he couln’t get a girlfriend. The way I see it girls the tell the small lies like “you’re ass doesn’t look fat in those pants” but girls… they tell the big ones… like… “Its your baby!” 105 WEBBED FEET (Nilatak) “Hey guys… would you date a guy with webbed feet??” “I had a summer job at Y Supermarket and there was this guy I used to work with that had webbed feet.

something good will happen to you. So in the end of the evening they both got into a fight. And now I don't understand. So one of my friends is invited to the party and so is the other friend's sister. arrived in the middle of the party. So one of my friends was throwing a party. So this other friend. Either that is karma. And some weeks back there's another party happening. I need a female opinion.. and are sworn enemies now. So you can predict what happens and they hook up and are in love. but I can stay some time . Do you believe in karma? If you don't know. and vice versa. OK. or do girls just like jerks? 106 Greatseducer. who was a little bit pissed. some things happened to one of my friends. And of course there was alcohol involved. Listen to what happened to him. and so I'm starting to believe that there really is something similar to Karma (Slimijs) Hey guys.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. Karma is a belief that whatever you do comes back to you: If you do something good. I'm actually with my friends here.

GROUP: (discussion ensues.” you can bust on them for having a double-standard etc. without further ado (okay. PUA: Hey . PUA: Okay. is it cheating? GROUP: Yeah. It’s a nice change of pace for those who love Jealous Girlfriend but are tired of it. some guys might be into that. but if any guys say “no. So here’s the real question. So we were trying to figure out who was right. Report back on your results. And I’ll tell you why I’m asking in a second: If she goes out and gets drunk and makes out with a GIRL for fun. it’s cheating. She says it isn’ 2 Part kiss opener (Neil Strauss) So. but it pisses him off and he thinks it’s cheating. I humbly present for your consideration…The Two-Part Kiss Opener. Interesting. Now. is it cheating? GROUP: (the responses will vary. that makes sense. Style 107 Greatseducer. If a guy is dating a girl. And she likes to go out and get drunk and make out with girls. which you will have to soon cut off and move into your next piece of material because they will go on and on about this and stale the topic and convo) Enjoy. maybe a little more ado). we’re having a debate and need a quick opinion on something.) PUA: Okay. The reason I’m asking is because my friend over there has been dating this girl.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. and she goes out to a bar with her friends one night and makes out with a guy just for fun.

com .com Do I Look Gay? (AceOfHeartSS) Preferably used with a wing and with a game-show host/party host attitude.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great I look gay?" Some chicks will bust out laughing when you ask this.. "I need your honest opinion on something. ".. this dude was hitting on me in another bar!" Better to use this with a wing and change it to "Does MY FRIEND look gay?" because it eliminates the self-conscious aspect.. The person who was supposedly hit on must play it off as something totally funny and even flattering. 108 Greatseducer.Because something really funny just happened.

You can even throw one out all of a sudden later on if you run out of other things to talk about. have you ever known anyone who lost a bet and had to do a dare? (Throw in an FTC.) Okay. You'll probably have some great answers to this question I have. Well I have this bet going with a friend of mine (use whatever bet suits you). Well first of all. 109 Greatseducer. y'all are women. What do you guys think are some really funny ones? Come up with a list of dares you can describe to them throughout the conversation. you can neg her by telling her friends "Whoa! She's vicious. I noticed that the best dares come from intelligent women 'cause y'all are more in touch with your emotional side. You can also switch threads to tell them DHV stories about some things you and your friends have done before. If you're at a bar. For example. Y'all better be careful around her. either related to bets or just regular DHV stories you like to . If the target comes up with a really embarrassing dare. include some alcohol into the game if you want." You can turn this whole thing into a game of truth or dare with them.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Embarrassing Dare (DeVill) Hey. and the winner gets to choose an embarrassing dare that the the loser has to do. (list 2 or 3 dares). This will also lead you into other games you can play to escalate the comfort and kino. I've gotten some interesting ideas from a few people and I came up with a couple of my own.

Do girls think the rock star David Bowie is hot? (blah. I’m seriously worried about my roommate’s little sister… 110 Greatseducer. I’m talking a 4-foot by 6-foot POSTER! It’s like the first thing she sees when she wakes up in the morning. blah) Get this… my roommate’s little sister. David Bowie is a freaky looking OLD MAN! She’s like 7 and he’s like . I need a female opinion. has a HUGE picture of David Bowie on her wall. David Bowie Opener (Tyler Durden) Hey guys. I’m not talking an 8×10. she’s 7 and half years old.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer.

But also notice that this piece of advice is also something the woman can realistically do. I’ll usually call out: “Hey. All sorts of dirt and grime accumulate at the bottom of your gas tank. It’ll save you lots of money in the long run on car repairs. So if you are asking yourself .com . and most women don’t know this little trick. I take a read on the situation. If you notice. If it looks like she’s filling up her tank. you’ll see a rather attractive woman doing so nearby. Do you know a lot about cars?” This is actually good advice when it comes to vehicle maintenance.”how can I pick up girls?” Read the opener below and then do yourself a favor and check out his book “The Art of Approaching” by clicking here. and then engage the girl by asking her about her knowledge of The “Gas” Open (Joseph Mathews) Thundercat is the man with coming up with great ways to approach women. That’s the real key to making Advice Openers work. while you’re fueling up your car. offer this advice. women won’t know a lot about the subject. But this gives you the opportunity to segue into something they do know a lot about and BOOM! You’ve got a conversation going. I’ll see how much she’s spending on gas. Occasionally. Most of the time. I’ve used this one at gas stations with some success. If this is the situation. you should never let your gas gauge fall below ¼ of a tank. so it’s not worthless advice. you are putting all that dirt and grime into your engine. 111 Greatseducer. and if you go past the ¼ mark.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. you know.

you won’t believe what’s going on with a friend of mine and his girlfriend. my friend was so depressed. or if she really is into this or not. okay?” 112 Greatseducer. the girls will even think you’re talking about yourself! To which you can reply shyly “Yeah. and my friend really loves her. something women love to talk about. who teaches men how to pick-up women in his live infield workshop. and he lies and says that the panties are his! And that he likes to dress up in women’s underwear. even if it means being miserable?” This is a pretty funny story. It’s a good. But it’s STRICTLY a comfort thing. And while she was that he ended up hooking up with some random girl he met in a club. You can find out more about BadBoy at his website www. it is me.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. and the resolution is one where you open up further conversation about relationships. but she said she thinks that’s really kinky and wants him to wear women’s underwear around the house. So he’s been doing this for a few weeks now and is absolutely… MISERABLE!” (Next. and she KNOWS this thong isn’t hers. But they had this big fight a few weeks . and she finds this girl’s thong panties under the bed. funny Opener that deals with the kind of relationship faux-pas many girls love to talk about. So she confronts my friend on this. and she went to visit her mother to cool down. So I don’t know if his girlfriend knew he was lying and just wanted to punish him. Anyway.playboylifestyle. They’ve been dating each other for six months now. Sometimes. “Hey guys. his girlfriend comes back. What do you guys think? How important is trust in a relationship? Or do you think some things should remain hidden. use this Resolution) “So I think he should just come clean and let his girlfriend know what The “G-String” Opener (Badboy) I got this one from Croatian Pick-Up Artist BadBoy. a few days later.

you are teaching her how to please you. just a genuine comment. Women love the idea of seducing you. that you have standards and that you know what you want. or just fix their clothes. Train your eye to look for imperfections and what to do against them. For the clueless. This is *not* delivered playful or c&f or anything. it is obvious that you are the prize. “Wear your hair open”. it’s easy to launch right into a routine (for example you can talk about what and how much clothes say about people and cold-read her right there. tell her what would look amazing on her. whatever you want. Second. you just gotta teach them HOW and they will . first of Fashion Tip Opener (Joseph Mathews) Just go up and just tell them how they would look EVEN BETTER to you. praise her for being a good puppy. Try to make up negs for these girls and point out what would look better on them (the model magazine idea is cro_badboy´s) This sets an interesting frame. if she reacts well. get twodozen model magazines and look through the pictures SEVERAL times so you get some idea. From there. “open that up one more button”.) 113 Greatseducer.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer.

and there were all these $600 collared tee-shirts. Then you can use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them. we were just at Saks today. obviously use your own speaking Expensive Clothes (Unknown) Hey guys.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. I need a female opinion. do they think its classy or try-hard? (That's the skeleton.) 114 . using all the usual stuff. When chicks see guys wearing 6-bill shirts like that.

girls keep ogling at me.” If you have anything you can add leave it as a comment. And she hasn’t even yet started a conversation! Ok. I mean. it’s always the same story. and start your stopwatch. well damn:)” ASF: “Some phones have a ringer test or a ringer volume control.” ASF: “Err… make sure to disable your phone so that it doesn’t ring when you pretend you’re using it :)” ASF: “You look her in the eyes and say to your fictitious friend “Yeah. She’s been looking at me for 10 min.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. pretend to call someone and have a fictitious (short) conversation. Start to comment about the conversation with the HB. there’s one in front of me.” If she doesn’t laugh HERE. Let me remind you the rate for this call is 80 cents a minute. she has not felt me up so far. Then hang up. You can never have too much artillery! 115 Greatseducer. sitting next to a HB and there’s no good excuse to start talking… Take your mobile/cellular phone. . and you know what the worst is? She’s shy. The beauty of the thing is: you get to CHOOSE the subject of the conversation on the phone… so when you start talking to the Cell Phone Approach/Opener (Unknown) ASF: “You’re on a bus. … Yeah she’s shy. OK. which you could use to pretend the phone is ringing. Then you ask “First you gotta give me your ID number. The great thing about this method is you can have a cheat-sheet listing all the patterns right there in front of you.” And you look up the number in a book or whatever. Then you launch into a phone-sex conversation like as if you’re selling phone sex. at least I appreciate the fact that she has a LOT of selfcontrol. you’re at whatever subject you chose.

” And no matter what option your targets present you. but they’re rock n’ roll hairband style. but those are both guy names. so that won’t work at all. so that won’t work. because the Pug dog is a male and the Beagle dog is a female. Then use the times your target’s think about names to engage them in some other respect.” “Maybe Axel and Slash would be good. and that allows you to segue into a deeper conversation. 116 Greatseducer. Here are a few of the options you can talk to them about: “I was thinking Sonny and Cher would be a good one. Milli doesn’t fit a Pug or a . We need a female name. a Pug The “80’s Dog” Opener (Style) “Hey guys. plus one of the dogs is a female. This can be a fun Opener to do and can really open the doors to further conversation if you play it right. not 80’s. and then disqualifying those options. but I can’t for the life of me think of a good one.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. She wants to name them after an 80’s pop duo. Do you guys have any ideas?” The game here is to keep presenting options to the group. find a way to disqualify it. That’s more of a Jack Russel Terrier name. so this conversation can last a long time. The real sneaky thing here is that there are no well-known 80’s pop duos. Plus. But they’re 70’s.” “Milli Vanilli was a thought. and a Beagle dog. My friend just got two dogs. I need a quick opinion about something.

. because I'm not a police officer.) Oh. but you fell for it hard.) You have the right to remain Arrest (Vincent Chase) Excuse me. 117 Greatseducer.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. then offer their name. If they don't offer their name simply ask. (Take her by the . (Turn her around. are you? (They usually say no.. You're under arrest. "What's your name?" Try to get the first and last name. You're not Susan Jensen. in that case.) Anything you say can and will be fucking hilarious.

” You may have a delayed reaction from this one. which will help validate them and open them up for further The “Good-Looking People” Opener (Joseph Mathews) This Opener works well if you’re not a “conventionally” good looking person and your target is quite good . standing in line).THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. let me tell you something about good looking people… we’re not well liked. 118 Greatseducer. but once people get the joke.” And the fact that your target got the joke will make them feel like they are on your level of intelligence. you’re value will be raised in their eyes because it’s “smart humor. you walk up to your target. This is also best to use in low-key settings with solitary targets (for example. and say the following… (Shake your head in an exasperated way) “Hey. Basically.

com Frisbee Opener (Mystery) Get a really cool Frisbee. Carry it with you in your bag. (Facetiously) No really. Bean me.” You will be surprised at how a Frisbee can be a great prop for initiating chat with a woman in outdoor situations. beaned him right in the head and out cold he went.” Do that a couple of times and then say as you are throwing. If you are in a park or at the beach you can pull out the Frisbee and yell to a girl (with a playful smile). I’m the big scary bear. Try come on. Lets play Frisbee.” Then immediately go into a routine (such as the bear routine: talking about the bear you came across while hiking . “You know. Im the bear. We have to be further apart. I’ve been such a city-boy lately that just playing Frisbee has been such an incredible escape. “you know what? If you were to put that book down it sure would make our little game of Frisbee more fun. “umm … could you get that for me?” Then do it again: “umm … could you get that one more time?” Then do it AGAIN and say. Can you imagine? And do you know what I did? I took this Frisbee and knocked him out with it. Convey to women that you are ‘active’. Right here. Come on. . You pull out the Frisbee and get her attention.”) 119 Greatseducer. Here. If a girl is alone reading you can throw the Frisbee right by her and say. catch. Imagine a girl is walking along the street and you want to meet her. “Here. That is an attractive quality. “Here.“see how far apart we are? That’s how far I was from the bear.” This is a good opener when you come across two or more girls too. grrrrrr. catch. Oh yeah.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer. Come.

and you have to look completely enthralled in conversation to keep them from talking to you? Her: "Oh Avoiding Someone (Foucault) So you know when you're at a party and someone you're avoiding shows up..THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Seducer.) Yeah... 120 Greatseducer. so thanks for helping me out." (No one has said no yet.

it’s a book worm.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Great Book Store Opener (Mystery) Buy a bag of gummy worms and hide one in your hand the next time you target a woman in a bookstore while she reads a book. smile and say. Walk up next to . “Can I see your book for a sec? Look at this. 121 Greatseducer.” Pretend to pull the gummy worm from her book and then humorously bite its head off.

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