Kannada Jokes in English 1. hendati thanna gandanige: nimage yeshtu saari helodu.

kelasa maadabekaadare muttu kodabedi anta. kelasadavalu: haudu ammaavre, ivarige eshtu helidru ashtene. nanagantu heli heli saakaagide. 2. bhikshuka: 10 rupaayi idre kodi sir. girlfriendge ondu phone maadabeku. santa ka girlfriend: nodi, bhikshuka kooda avana girlfriendna eshtu preeti maadtaane. bhikshuka: illa ammaavre, avalanna preetisid melene naanu bhikshukanaagode. 3. student: sir, ee pustakadalli ishtondu janara hesaru ideyalla, naanu hege nenapittukollali? teacher: adhu text book alla, telephone directory kano moorkha

4. ramu: neenu yaava paste upayogisteeya? banta: naanu santa soap, santa paste haagoo santa shampoo upayogisteeni ramu: adenu international brandaa? banta: illa, santa nanna roommate kano. 5. obba vyaapaari saayo stitiyalli idda: maga, nanna nodoke yaaryaaru bandiddaare? avana maga: amma, thangi, naanu ellaaru bandideevi appa. vyaapaari: moorkham ellaaru ille idre, angadiyalli yaariddaare? 6. boy: naanu hosa mobile tagonde. girl: oh!! haagaadre nanage modalu party kodsu party aadamele girl: party kodsoke duddu ellinda bantu? boy: aa hosa mobile na maaribitte 7. rogi: doctor, idu nanna modala operation.. bhaya aagtaa idhe. doctor: bhaya padabeda. nanagoo idhu modala operation. naanu dhairyadhindha ilva? 8. doctor: nimma gaayakke 10 holigegalannu haakabekaaguttade. rogi: sari doctor, aadare holigeya design chennaagirabeku. 9. santa: naanu nanna hendatiyanna tumbhaa preetistene. neenu? banta: avalu ninna hendati kanappa. naanu hege preetisali? 10. doctor: dina hotel nalli oota maadidarinda nimage ulcer aagidhe. rogi: haagaadre ivattininda manege parcel tagondu bandu tinteeni. Kannada Jokes 11. rogi: doctor, nanage 3 tingalininda kemmu idhe.

doctor: ishtu dina haage sumne idraa? rogi: illa doctor, kemtaa iddhe. 12. rogi: doctor, ondu vishayadhalli neevu tumbhaa lucky. doctor: yaavudaralli? rogi: nimage enaadru aadre, nimage neeve operation maadabekaagirodillavalla :-)

13. hendati: nimmanna nodoke doctor bandiddaare ganda: nanage mai hushaarilla, avaranna naale baroke helu 14. santa: ninna hendti yaake yaavagaloo kopa maadikondu irtaale? banta: aavattu baayitappi "kopadalli kooda neenu sundarvaagi irtiyaa ande". avattininda heege irtaale. 15. doctor: ramanna, oota aadmele nidde maatre tagondralla? ramanna: illa doctor!! oota aadmele nidde bandidrinda maatre tagolodu maretu hoytu. 16. santa: nanna maga nanna maatannu kelode illa, gotta? banta: yaake? avanige ashtondu kobbaa? santa: illa, avanige kivi kivudu. 17. ganda: neenu adige tumbhaa chennaagi maadteeya kane. hendati: houdaa, neevu eshte maska hodedru adigena neeve maadabeku. 18. 1st hendati: ninna ganda dinaaloo kudidu manege bartaanalla. neenu kelodilva? 2nd hendati: naanu kelidre kodode illa kanree. 19. teacher: 1 baale hannannu 5 mandi hege tintaare? student: baayinda 20. hendati: ree, yaaro nanna kaalanna hindininda muttutaa iddaare. ganda: hinde tirugi ninna mukha torsu, muttodanna nillisi bidutaane. Wonderful Kannada Jokes 21. ganda: operation nalli nanage enaadru aadare, neenu aa doctor ne maduve aagabeku. hendati: yaakri haage helteera? ganda: avana mele sedannu teerisikolloke bere daari kaantaa illa. 22. devaru: ninna tapassige mechchide. yaavudaadaru 2 vara bedko. bhakt: modalane vara, nanage niddeyalle saavu barabeku. devaru: haage aagali, eradaneya vara? bhakt: eradaneyadhu andre. nanage yaavattoo niddene barabaaradu. 23. boy: devare, naanu yaavattu yaarigu kettaddu maadalilla. aadaru nanage ondu girlfriend yaake kodalilla?

devaru: magu, olleyavarige yaavagalu olleyade aagutte. bhaya padabeda.

24. principal: college ge yaake late aagi bande? student: sir, bike puncture aagi hoytu. principal: bike bittu busnalli barabekittu alva. student: houdu sir, aadare nimma magalu kelbekalva.

25. manager: namma bank nalli nimage interest illade loan kodtaa iddeevi. customer: kodoke interest illaandre yaake kodteera. beda bidi. 26. student: sir, idenu? teacher: question paper. student: matte idenu? teacher: answer paper student: en sir anyaaya, question paper nalli question ide, aadare answer paper nalli answer illa. 27. boy: nenne naanu nimma manege bandidde. nanaganisutte namma maduve nadeyodilla anta. girl: yaake? appaana meet maadidra? boy: illa, ninna thangi na meet maadidhe 28. santa: ellaaru yaake heege oduttiddaare? banta: idu running race kanappa. yaaru geltaaro avarige prize kodtaare. santa: gelluvavanige maatra prize andre, ellaroo yaake huchchara taraha odtaa iddaare? 29. santa: waiter, ondu coffee kodappa. eshtu? waiter: 50 rs. santa: edurugade 50 ps anta board haakiddaaralla. waiter: adhu xerox angadi sir. 30. boy: ninna hesaru enu? girl: ellaru nanna 'akka' anta karitaare boy: oh! adakke ellaaroo nanna ee naduve 'bhaava' anta kareyoke shuru maadiddaare. Amusing Kannada Jokes 31. teacher: shabdha maalinyana kadime maadoke enu maadabeku? student: namma kivi muchkobeku sir.

32. teacher: oxford andre artha enu? student: ox andre ettu, ford andre gaadi. haagaagi oxford andre ettina gaadi anta artha. 33. teacher: varthamaana kaala, bhoota kaala matthu bhavishyat kaalakke udhaaharane kodu. student: madam, nenne naanu nimma magalanna nodide, ivattu avalanna preeti maadtaa iddeeni

maththu naale avalanne maduve aagteeni.

34. teacher: neenu shaalege yaake bartiya? student: 'vidya' goskara madam teacher: matte eega nidde yaake maadtaa iddiya? student: ivattu vidya bandilvalla madam, adakke 35. teacher: makkale, olleya aarogyakkaagi neevu dinavoo 8 gantegala kaala malagabeku. student: adhu hege saadya madam, school irodhu bari 7 gantegalu maatrave. 36. santa na kudure kaaneyaagittu. aadare avanu tumbha khushiyaagidda. banta: ninage ninna kudure kaledu hogiddakke dukha aagtaa ilva? santa: illappa, nanna kudure kaleduhoda samayadhalli naanu adara mele iddiddare, naanu kooda kaledu hogtaa idde alva!!!!! 37. santa na girlfriend: naavu bega maduve maadkobeku. santa: houdu, aadare nammanna yaaru maduve aagtaare. 38. owner: arey, neenu namma taatana kaaladha gadiyaara na odehaakibitte. santa: sadya, naanu hosaadu anta andukondu bitte. 39. teacher: ninna haagu suma la answer paper onde tarah ideyalla. hege? santa: yaakendare, question paper onde alva madam, adakke. 40. thande: hego 4 varsha engineering mugisidhe. eega enu maadteeya? maga: eega arrears anta ondu course ide. adanna maadteeni. Kannada Joke rogi: doctor, nanage cancer anta nimage guaranteeyaagi gottaa? yaake andre nanna snehitanige doctor cancer anta helida meloo avanu tb inda satta. doctor: hedarabedi... naanu cancer anta helidre neevu cancer nindaane saayutteera. Hilarious Jokes in Kannada 41. ram: nanna hendti jote jagala aadaagalella modalu namma maneya hittalalliruva baavina muchchi biduttene. shyam: yaake? nin hendati adaralli beeltaale anta bhayanaa? ram: illappa. avalu nanna bhaaviyalli tallibiduttaale anta bhaya ashte. 42. doctor: nodi, ee khaayile vaamshikavaagi bandide. andre nimma taatana kaaladinda aarambhavagidhe. rogi: abba!!! haagaadre, ee operation na namma taatanige maadi doctor. 43. banta: santa, yaake ishtu sappage kulitiddiya? santa: india mele bet katti 200 rs. kalkonde kano. banta: hege?

santa: india gellutte anta 100 rs. bet kattidde. aadare india match sotu hodaru. banta: matte aa extra 100 rs. hege sote? santa: ivattu aa match replay haakidru. ivattaadru geltaare anno aaseyalli matte bet kattide. 44. beta: appa, neevu hero hege aadri? hero: adakke tumbaa talent beku magu. beta: talent beku anta gottu appa. adakke nanage doubt bandiddu, neevu hege hero aadri anta. 45. teacher: naavu baduka bekaadare aamlajanaka tumbaa mukhya. idannu 4 shatamaanagala munche kanduhidiyalaayitu. pappu: sadya, naanu aa kaaladalli huttalilla. illaandare sattu hogtaa idde. 46. headmaster: einstein yaaru? student: gottilla sir. headmaster: gamana studies kade irli, aaga ellaa gottaagutte. student: nimage ramesha yaaru anta gotta? headmaster: gottilla. student: gamana nimma magala kadenoo irli. aaga ellaa gottaagutte. 47. 1ne kivuda scooter eledukondu hogtaa idda. 2ne kivuda- yenaaytu, petrol khaaliyaaythaa? 1ne kivuda- illappa, petrol khaali aagoytu 2ne kivuda- oh haagaa, naanu petrol khaaliyaayteno anta ankonde. 48. boss: ninage windows XP bagge enaadru gotta? santa: naanu cricket aadi tumbaa windows hodedhu haakiddeeni, aadare ee XP yaavdu anta gottilla.

49. teacher: electricity illade hogidre, enaaguttittu? pappu: raatriyalli candle hidkondu tv nodabekaagittu. Kannada Jokes in English 51. driver: saahebre, petrol khaaliyaagi hogidhe. gaadi innu munde hogolla. owner: sari haagaadre. manege vaapas nadi. 52. teacher: simhakke hedarada praani yaavudu? student: innondu simha 53. teacher: nimma thandeya hesarenu magu? student: daddy 54. nurse: yaake doctor, sappage kootiddira? doctor: madyaanha operation maadidnalla aa rogi sattu hoda.

rogi1: ninage hege gottaaytu. 59. nanna magalige ee naduve kivi sariyaagi kelisuttilla. doctor: ee tonic na dina 4 spoon tagoli. matte yaake avananna hodede? banta: avanu kelidaaga. aadare naanu irteena? 60. 67. kottu ondu mobile kodiside. avalu love marriage maadikondu bittalu. doctor: enu? 5 dinadinda jvara itkondu ivattu bartaa iddeeralla. adhu post mortem alva? doctor: haagaadre naanu beligge post mortem maadiddu yaarige? 55. paagal 1: naanu vidhana soudha na khareedisteeni. 56. 58. banta: mettage helo. namma maneyalli 1 spoon maatra ide 64. santa: aadare. 66. adakke nanage doubt bantu!!!!! 62. eega neevu ellavannu kelabahudhu. avanu olledanne kelidanalla. Naachike aagolva? student: illa. rogi: ade nanna hedarikege kaarana doctor. rogi: doctor. sari na? rogi: aadare doctor. shyam: naanu nanna magala maduve ge 1000 rs. naanu toilet nalli idde kano 57. doctor: operation success aagidhe. . santa: neenu aa vyaktina yaake hodede? banta: avanu nanna nodi "ootaa aayta" anta kelda. 1ne bhikshuka: neenyaake aa cinema poster na haage nodtaa iddiyaa? 2ne bhikshuka: naane aa cinema producer kanappa. doctor: neevu hedarabedi naanu iddeenalla. 63. banta: aadaroo avanu yaake fail aada? santa: aa book 'facebook' kanappa Jokes in Kannada 61. avanu nakali doctor anta? rogi2: avana handwriting tumbaa chennaagidhe kano.nurse: aadare sir. santa: ninna maga ninna haage iddaane kano. rogi: neevu enaadru helidraa doctor? 65. doctor: neevu hedarabedi naanu iddeenalla. teacher: 1 mark tagonda mele kooda neenu yaake nagutaa idiyaa. ram: adhu hege? shyam: naanu avalige 1000 rs. maatra kharchu maadide gotta. rogi: adu sari doctor. aa 1 mark ellinda bantu anta yochisidare nanage nagu bartaa ide. santa: nanna maga raatri poorti book mundene irtaane. adhu pakkadamaneyavara maga.

easy irodanna neevu helbittu. avanu namma area ge barabaaradu andre. hotel receptionist: naanu enu maadokaagutte? santa: kitaki bigiyaagidhe. santa: bega banni. nanagu haage ansutte. santa: naanu dinavoo office ge hogoke munche. Bega husband: yaake raatri 2 gantege ebbistaa iddiya? wife: neevu nidde maatre tegedukollodu maretubittiri 77. Hendati avanige aache hogi enaadru tagondu baroke helidalu. ramu na manege avana ate maavandiru bandaru. 78. naanu adanna maaro moodnalli illa 68. naanu kannadaka tegedaagalella neenu tumbha chennaagi kaanteeya. 70. 74. neenu office ge hoda mele kodteeni santa: he he he! naane first kododu 75. hendatiya snehite hendati aagabahudhe? 73. graamastaru: aa rowdy ya kaaranadinda naavu yaaru nemmadiyaagilla. Ramu aache hogi ondu taxi tagondu banda. wife: enri swalpa eddeli. "ondu hagga na tagondu hogoke eradu lorry bekaayitu ivarige" anta heli nakka. banta: aamele enaaytu? santa: enoo illa. kashtavaadadanna nanage kelteera. thangiya snehite thangiyaagabahudu akkana snehite akka aagabahudhu aadare. avalu aa postman na maduveyaadalu 76. ondu lorry kettu hogittu. hendati: neevu kannadaka tegedu bittare tumbaa chennaagi kaantheera. police: nimma car ge accident hege aaytu. teacher: 4+13=17 mattu 5+14=19. nanna hendati ge ondu muttu kodteeni. ganda: houdu dear. eega neenu helu 48+43 eshtu? student: en sir. neenu? banta: naanu. santa: adu nanage saha gottilla sir. 69. enu maadabeku? santa: avananna mla maadi bidi. aamele neeve karedaroo avanu nimma area kade barodilla. Idannu nodida santa. bandu adanna svalpa tegiri. 72. . Hilarious Kannada Jokes 71. adannu eledukondu hogodikke mattondu lorry sahaayadinda hagga haaki eledukondu hogtaa iddaru.paagal 2: sorry kano. jeevanada satya. santa: naanu nanna girlfriend ge 3 varsha love letter kalisidde. nanna hendati kitaki inda dumuki saayabeku antiddaale. aaga naanu malagidde.

naanu ee taraha aduge maadi haakidre nanage enu sigutte? Husband: nanna LIC hana bega sigutte kane 89.79. modalane tingalu? . adara charger nan hatraane ideyalla" anda 82. Banta: letter yaake khaali ide? Santa: yaakendare. santa: neenyaake ella message na eradu eradu kaluhisteeya? Banta: ondanna neenu forward maadidru. Yaake anta keliddakke. Avalannu nodida santa: "super figure maga" anda adakke banta: haa. naavibbaroo ee naduve maataaduttilla 80. attige hegiddaare? Kannada Jokes Collection 81. "mobile horde hoyitu. Aadare santa nagutaa idda. aadare Yamaha dalli yama hogoke saadyavilla 90. adakke 87. Teacher. Nurse kaili injection haakisi anta neravaage helu paravaagilla 86. gunda. Bet ok? Girl: ok Santa avalannu kiss maaduttaane Girl: neenu sote. figure andaaga nenapaaytu. staff: office nalli mobile na silent mode nalli idabekunta manager heliddaare. wife: enri. jeevanadha satya…… hero Honda dalli hero hogabahudu. Patient: doctor. neerinalloo neladalloo baaluva jeevige udhaaharane kodu? Gunda: kappe sir Teacher: very good!! Innu eradu udhaaharane kodu? Gundu: kappeya tande mattu thaayi 85. innondu ninna hatraane iruttalla 83. obba kalla santa na mobile kaddu oduttidda. ondu hudugi hogtaa idlu. kodu 100 Rs. teacher: raju helu. santa thanna girlfriend ge letter kaluhisuttidda. novaagade iro tarah injection haaki Doctor: yaakappa sutti balasi maataadteeya. santa: naanu ninna touch maadade kiss maadaballe girl: impossible!!! Santa: ok 100 Rs. 84. jyotishi: nimma dosha kalibekoondre 36 varshada hudugiyannu maduveyaagabeku santa: eradu 18 varshadha hudugiyarannu maduveyaagabahudhe? 88. Poen: yaake sir? Staff: office nalli malagikondiruvavarige disturb aagutte alva.

99. incoming free. maatu kadime maadi. Yaake gotta? Yaakendare. Modalu 1 rupaayige tinnoke enu sigutte anta helu? Kannada Jokes in English Obba kuduka full tight aagi moriyalli biddidda… maleya joteyalli minchu bandaaga avanu . Eshtu charge? Yama: naraka to naraka FREE 92. naanu saloon angadiyavanu 100.Raju: January Teacher: gunda helu. eradane tingalu? Gunda: February Teacher: santa. fridge nalli susu maadiddu neenenaa 96. Mysore nanage aagi barolla. raatri toilet ge hodaaga light automatic on aaytu mother: baaro. son: amma. yaake? Uttara: yaakendare. aadare jvarada maatre tindare jvara baruttaa? 97. outgoing charge aagutte adakke 93. prashne: bogalo naayi kachchodilla. Santa: 1 rupaayi alla 10 rupaayi kodteeni. hechchaagi kelabeku anta hiriyaru heliddaare. onde samayadhalli eradu kelsa maadoke aagodilla adakke 95. narakadalli yamanige obba manushya manushya: nanna hendatige ondu call maadabeku. santa: neenu dinakke eshtu baari shaving maadteeya? Banta: 30 rinda 40 baari Santa: ninenu huchcha na? Banta: illaa. funny joke……nidde maatre tindare nidde barutte. moorane tingalu? Santa: Delivery madam Variety Kannada Jokes 91. prashne: yaava dravavu kaayisidaaga ghanavaaguttade? Uttara: idly hittu 94. boy to girl: tengina mara hattidare engineering college hudugiyaru kaanisuttaare girl to boy: allinda bidre medical college hudugiyaru kooda kaanisuttaare 98. bhikshuka: 1 rupaayi kodi swamy. Baa mysore ge odi hogona. Girl: alli beda. boy: namma maduvege parents oppikollodilla. Boy: yaake? Girl: last time mysore ge hodaaga sikki haakikondubitte. Oota maadi 3 dina aaytu.

aadare 71 vayassaada muduki madam… :-) Idhe jeevanada viparyaasa :-) LKG boy: maga. . .kalitavarige A – Amrutha N. Gunda na car gu Lorry gu accident aaytu: Driver: naanu headlight haaki torsilva side kodu anta.? .! Kannu matthu kannirigu vyathyasa enu gottha. Photo tegeyonu neene. . Enappa ninna leele Beggar: Amma thaayi. nam appa tumbaa hedarupukkala kano His friend: adu hege? LKG boy: nammappa road cross maadovaagalella nanna kai hidkotaare kano Huduga: ninna ee prapanchadalle athi santushta hennaagi maaduttene Hudugi: oh! Aaga naanu ninna tumba miss maadkoteeni alva :-) Kannada Means K. . .heltaane Devare. mummy ge helu complan kodoke. Keep smiling Ondu hudugi nenu haakkondu suicide maadkotaa iddalu… allege banda gunda helida bari netaadodarinda height beliyalla. nanage kivi kelsalla. naanu mooga enaadru bhikshe haaki? Lady: munde hogappa. Gunda: naanu wiper haaki helilva aagalla anta Gunda: Nimma ooralli sumaaru eshtu hudugiyaru iddaare? Punda: Namma ooralli ellaa hudugiyaru sumaaraage irtaare Maths teacher: 21kkoo 71kkoo enu vyatyaasa? Gunda: 21 sundara hudugi madam. .Nenedavarige N – Neralu A – Andharige D – Daari Deepa A – Appiko neenu Kannadava. moriyalli beelsonu neene.

government kotta cycle enaayto? Gunda: Ellarigoo upayoga aagli anta baadigege bittiddeeni sir. .. schoolge dinaagalu nadkondu bartiyalla. sumne iddini anta !!! naanu maadade iruva kelasakkagi nanage shikshe koduttira madam ? maadade idda kelasakkagi yaake shikshe kodali ? kododilla. ... sir.. LIFE anno 4 Aksharavannu thili. . naanivattu homework madilla madam !! teacher: kivi kelada obba vyaktiyannu neevu enanta kareyuviri? student: enu bekaadaroo kareyabahudu. nan thaayi sundari.. yaakendare avanige enoo keluvudillavalla. Adre kannirige oalagina novu gotthu. meshtru : bhale.Kannige horagina prapancha gotthu.. .! Teacher Student Kannada Jokes Teacher: Disulphur Dichloride andre enu? Student: jamba lakadi pamba Teacher: enu? Neenu heliddu artha aagilla? Student: nanagoo ashte sir Teacher: gunda. nan thande vishwa.. Teacher: saayuvaaga baayalli enu haakabeku? Gunda: Birla Cement Madam Teacher: yaake? Gunda: idaralli JEEVA ide Teacher: neenu yaara maga? Huduga: Naanu vishwasundari maga Sir Teacher: sullu heltiyaa? Huduga: nija sir... .. .! LOVE anno 4 Aksharada arthavannu tiliyuva modalu.I. . yakandre life anno aksharavannu tilidavanu yavatthu love madolla. andre sub inspector ? gunda : alla sir. .sir Teacher Student Kannada Jokes meshtru : ega en madkondiddiya ? gunda : S.

malagoke munche devarannu bediko anta. teacher : yaako gunda kai ettilla ? gunda : ayyo hogi teacher.maths teacher ganitada parivartanegala bagge paata maaduttiddaru : teacher .. ninne shalege yaako baralilla?? venki : mauna.1000 kgs = 1 ton aadare 3000 kg = eshtu? santa. . shikshaka : bega bogalo muththala........ meshtru : amma yaaru ? gunda : appana hendati sir.. yaaru kai ettuttare !!! college vidhyarthi gate hattira cigarete sedutta nintidda.. ? gundananna bittu ella vidhyarthigalu kai ettidaru.ton!ton!ton! teacher : naanu paata maaduvaage neenu yaake devarige beduttiddiya? student: namma amma helidaru.. shikshaka : yaako gunda ? gunda : nammappanu nimma tharane pedda.!! maths teacher johnyyannu kelidaru "ninna hattira 12 chocolate ide mattu neenu preetige 5.!!!!! meshtru : gunda nimma appa yaaru ? gunda : ammana ganda sir.. kettaddannu suttu haaki anta. venki : bow bow bow. principal : lo katte badava eno maduttiddiya ? vidhyarthi : neevu taane sir heliddu.... avanigu ganita helikodoke barodilla sir ! shikshaka : lo venki. naanu adanne maadtaa iddini !!! teacher : nijavaada kannadiga yaaru ? gunda neenu helu ? gunda : english subjectnalli fail aadavaru teacher !!! gunda : neevu paatha maaduvaga nannappana nenapaagutte. kavita ge 3 mattu reema ge 4 kottare ninage enu sigutte? johny "sir! nanage 3 hosa girlfriends siguttaare" Amusing Teacher and Student Kannada Jokes teacher : ee shaaleyalli yaaru somari allavo kai ettiri..

... nimma kaalu hiditini..... yaakendre avarige kivi kelisalla. meshtru : yaako ? elru pass maadi andre neenu fail madi anthiya ? huduga : nammappa pass adre college ge haktini. teacher : yaarigu illada haagaaguttalla? gunda : olagade iro hanavannu tegedukondiruttevalla !!! taragatiyalli shyamuvannu teacher kelidaru.. shikshaka : jagattina atyanta haleya praani yaavudu? ranga : zebra shikshaka : aduhege? ranga : zebra innu black and white alva sir!! teacher : operation maadovaaga doctor galu..! enda.. meshtru : enu kaanta ilvallo.. nanna fail maadi.. bari kaali paper ide? santa : bacteria bari kannige kanodilla anta neevu helidralla sir... sishya : yaake teacher india anno hesaru chennagilva !!! .. !!! huduga : sir... eno daadi ninage. bacteria chitra barediddini. yaako bacteria chitra baredilla.. shyamu rahasyavendarenu helo? appa kiviyalli heliddannu amma bayalli oorigella tilisuvude rahasya. kivi keladavarige english nalli enendu kareyuttare ? gunda : enu bekadru kareyabahudu... fail adre maduve maadtini andiddare meshtru : dinadinda dinakke chikkadaguttiruva vastugalige udaaharane kodi.. teacher : makkale neevu chennaagi odi deshakke olle hesaru tanni. punda : hotel idli dose.... mattu.? santa : sariyaagi nodi sir.. Microscope inda nodi sir teacher : gunda.meshtru (sittininda) : appa amma yaaru ? gunda : ganda hendti sir !!! meshtru: lo santa... mask yaake haakikoltaare gotta?? chintu : operation fail aadre patient gurutu hidibaaradalva!! adakke teacher. city hudugiyara batte sir !!! Teacher Student School Jokes teacher : rasteyalli hanada purse sikkare neevu enu maduttiri? gunda : purse bisaadtivi miss.

!! education officer school nalli parikshe maadalu bandaru... takshana uttara heluttini! .tappu maadida kaige eradu etu kodtini andidde...... draupadi vastraapaharana maadiddu yaaru ? makkalu : kannada meshtru bandiralilla adakke head master maadi hodaru. anda haage nimmappa en kelasa maadtare ? hudugaru : nammappa xerox angadi ittiddaare !!! Kannada Teacher Student Jokes teacher: ninna thandeya hesaru enu? student: google kumar..tappu maadiro kai nammappandu. helu aane mattu iruveyalli yavudu doddadu? santa : modalu iveradu huttida varsha heli... seena : haagaadare ‟cha‟ iddaddu ‟chu‟ aagabekadare ‟chombu‟ kodabeka teacher ??!!! teacher : ‟unnati‟ viruddha pada enu ? gunda : ‟avanati‟ teacher : ‟lucky' virudda pada enu ? gunda : ‟avalakki‟ !! School Jokes in Kannada teacher: santa. !!! kannada grammar patha maduttiddaaga : teacher : ‟ka‟ iddaddu ‟ku‟ agabekadare ‟kombu‟ kodabeku..meshtru : neevu mooru jana onde tara iddira.. miss : neenu homework tappu maadiddi. ondu class ge bandu hudugarannu prashne maadidaru.. teacher: yaake intaha vichitra hesaru? student:yaake andre avaru yaavaagaloo nannannu hudukuttale iruttaare!!! teacher : vidyarthigale manassininda praartane maadi devaru enu vara bekaadaru kodtane.. student : adella sullu. teacher : yaake? student : adu nijaane aagidre neevu modalane dinaane bere school ge hogtidri.aadre adakke neevu nammanege bar bekaagutte!" miss : yaake? puttu : yaakendre.nenapidya??? puttu : haudu miss...

. thief.. aa eradu kai beralu kudidare neevu oota hege maduviri saar…!” kannada... aga meshtru eradu kaiya ondondu beralugalannu jodisi. kalla....... “eega helo bekoopa” anta baidaru..... gunda. sanje nimmanege bartino. entu maavina hannugalannu kottu kalisida ninnappanige thanks helabekunta. teacher:adhu Gandhi avara huttidha varsha matte 1873ralli enaayithu helu? gunda: adhu Gandhi avara naalkane huttuhabba Teacher Student Jokes in Kannada ondu dina master shaaleyalli ganita kalisutiddaru.. Naanu ondhe baari hege malagi maataadalu saadhya?? headmaster: ee sala neenu 75% marks baro haage try maadbeku.. English teacharu thief.... ee sandarbadalli ganitada miss enantaare? uttara : 420.. aaga gundanige.. tattane eddu ninta suresha uttara kotta.. kalla. kannada madam.m: hey joke maadbeda. aagalu enu helade vichaara madahattida. sir. entara badalu hanneradu anta helakagutta sir.... yaake sir. sir.. student: yaaru first joke maadavru? gunda maneyinda kalisidda maavina hannugalannu meshtrige kotta... ? teacher: 1869ralli enaayithu? gunda:gottillaa sir. “gunda 1+1 koodisidare baruva uttaravenu?” gundanige enu arthavaagalilla. andre adu preeti. neevu thanks helalebekundre......... hidiri hidiri endru. 420.teacher: "ninna home work yaake nimma thandheya kai barahadhallidhe?" pappu: "naanu avara pen upayogisidhe" Teacher: naanu paata maaduttiddaaga.... neeneke harate hodeyuththidde? pappu: oh! Idhu appata sullu. meshtrige kushiyaytu. ganita ee mooru subjectugala teachers onde room nalliddaru. kannada paatha maadta idda meshtru preeti mattu vaatsalyada naduve iruva vyatyaasa enu? anta kelidru. omme avara roomige kalla banda... 420. . english. ade naanu vatsee... catch him endu kiruchidaru. “enu vichaara maduttiddiyo?” “sir. student: 100% percent barohaage maadteeni sir! h. saar neevu nimma magalu vatsalanna vatsee andre adu vaatsalya.

upanyaasaka : gandhi jayanti bagge prabandha bareyiri gunda : gandhi obba dodda manushya aadare jayanti yaaru anta nanage gottilla.....teacher : bhoomigu chandranigu enu sambamdha. punda : entha jipunaru namma jana. ninnanne maduve aagteeni anta ankondiralilla! Marriage Jokes in Kannada ganda : mane kelasakke hengasarannu serisi kollodu beda anta yaake hatha madtiddiya ? hendati : nimma buddhi nanage gottilva? naanu saha manekelasadavalaagi bandaddu. atiyaada santosha kooda nammanna saayisabahudu .? gunda : ekendare bhoomina naavu thaayi anta kareetivi. . beku Husband: ninage duddiginta buddi beku Wife: nimm hatra yaavudu ideyo adanne taane keloke aagutte :-P Wife: maduvege munche ninna raani tarah nodkoteeni anta heltaa idralla… eega enaaytu? Husband: Sorry kane..... hosadagi banda sosege ( kavitage) adige gottilla.? gunda : anna tangi sambandha sir. hendti : avru kodalvante.... sari haagadre namde tagondu baa. Have a nice day :-) Husband: neenu namma ammana taraha dose maadoke aagolla Wife: yaake aagolla? Neevu nimma appana haage hittu rubbi kodi.. avarenu manushyara ? ganda : alla manushyara roopada policenoru. maadteeni! Wife: tarakaari tarbeku 100 Rs. chandranannu naavu mama anta kariteevi..... hendti : bari hana kaddiddakke dana badidage hodediddaralla.. book nodi madta idlu purvi ( atte ) : enamma chapathi hittina mele devara gante yaake ittiddeeya?? kavita : book nalli kottidaare hittu kalasi ondu gante idi anta adakke.. !!! punda : pakkada maneyinda ondu suttige tagondu baa. adakke sir..... Husband and Wife Jokes in Kannada Wife: naanu sattare neevu enu maadteera? Husband: naanu kooda saayabahudu kane Wife: yaake? Husband: kelavondu baari. teacher : adu hege.

. nimage rani anta modalane hendati iro vishaya nanage yaake helalilla ? ganda : modale helidde alve ! chinna ninna rani thara nodkotini anta !!! Marriage Jokes in Kannada gunda thanna hendatige “ondu dhina devaru nanna ellaa nenapugalannu alisibittu.. ganda : adakke kane. WIFE amdre WITH IDIOT FOR EVER hendati : ri. avarige ate maavandiru iralilla Husband and Wife Marriage Jokes in Kannada hendati: naanu mount everest na hattibittare. .... archakaru kelidru ? 'mangalaarati yaara hesarinalli maadali ' ? aga ganda heltaane 'avala hesarige maadi. aadare nakali caar ge naanelli hohudugii helu? ganda: adam mattu eve yaake ashtu khushiyaagiddaru? hendati : yaakendare..1ne ganda: yaake ninna hendatiya birthday ge diamond ring konde? nanaganisitu aakege car bekittu endu.. 2ne ganda: haudappa. “kelavu virusna delete maadoke aagodilla” enda. neevu enu kodteera ? ganda: ondu preethithumbida nooku! ganda : WIFE andre en gotta? WIFE andre WITHOUT INFORMATION FIGHTING EVERYTIME! hendati : neevu heliddu sullu . adanna 'swarga' annodu !! devasthaanakke banda dampatigala hattira. ganda : wah ! enanta kodtiya ? hendati : ganda bekagiddaane ! hendati : ri... swargadalli gandana jote hendatina iroke bidodillavante. eega yaaradaroo nenapiddaaraa? antha kelida” “aaga naanu ninna hesaru helide” adakke devaru. nanage maneyalli aagle aagide' ganda : naanu tappisikondare ninenu maadteeyaa ? hendati : paper nalli jaahiratu kodtini.

hendati : 'nanna kandare ashtu preetine?'. hendati : 'neevenu dodda saadhane madiddini anta andukobedi. Husband and Wife Jokes in Kannada hendati : 'ree. ganda: eega yaaranna kareeli.?' hendati : (nachuttaa) 'thu hogippa. ? hendati: ree…. sose: akki yaava sopalli toleya beku atte. avaru saayisoke munche naane hogibidodu olledalve?' ganda : 'le. prati yasasvi gandasina hinde ondu hennu irtaale ' ganda : (thannage helida) 'haudu kane.. naanu akasmaat sattu hodare neevu enu maadteeri?'. hendati: adhakke thaalme beku. annadalli kallu. naanu ninna hinde bandu bidtini'.. horage hogi kelsa hudukona anta anisitu. aadhare obba graahaka kooda allege hogodhilla.ganda : le kamakshi. avanu petrol pump open maadiddu second floornalli. neenidre. policena athavaa ambulancena? ganda: neenu beligge eddaga. nodde haage haakiddiyalla. aase torisabedi. naanu malage idde.. tilivalike ideyenri ? yava gubegaadru hagalalli kannu kanuttaari. hendati: hudukidraa? ganda: illa. koodalu ideyalla.? atte : ayyo... ayyo goobe mundede? hagalalli kannu kanisalva ninage ? hendati : ayyo nimma buddhige ondishtu.. ninna baayige hedari saalagaararu yaaru nanna hattira baralla. .. ganda : 'ninillade na hege irali. Aa bhaavane hogovarege... hendati: yaake? ganda: yaakendare.endavale inta sose sikka saubagyakke tale mele kaihotti kulitalu. atte : nodamma akkiyannu chennagi toledu stove mele idu. neene hodare nanna gati enu. ganda: obba vyakti petrol pump open maadtaane. naanu akasmaat sattu hodare neenu bere maduve agtiya. vayassagideye horatu. vikramadityana hinde betaala idda haage'. Nimmodhigoo saha modhalu nanage bahala thomdareyaaguttittu.. nanage nachike agutte' ganda -hendatige jagala agittu.. ganda:ninna kaiyalli ee naayiyannu palagisalu saadhyavilla. Namma aduge maneli kalla nuggidhdhaane maththu maadiro adugenella khaali maadtaa iddaane.. ganda : 'haagalve.

. 'aeroplane kane'! snehita : brandy kudidare kemmu hogutta ? gunda : nanna hola. ashtaralli avana hendati. neevu hegaadaru madi tadibaarda ? ganda : naanyaake tadeeli. Innoo answer hudukutaa iddiraa? . nimma snehita haaladdu aa leena na maduve agtayiddaanante ree. ivattu ondu baari vaahana nanna mele haridaru naanu saayalilla kane' 'idu vichitraane. paapa!!! husband: maadid paapa sumne biduttaa jotishya shaastradalli bahala nambike ittidda gunda ondu sala horage horatidda. . 18 varsha haleya joke! Ha ha ha 1+1 =?????? . hogi banni nimage olleyadagali" ennabeke! ganda kudida amalinalli hendatiya hattira bandu helida: 'le. Naachike aagalva nimage… che…hogi matte school serkoli . adirali nimma mele harida vaahana yavudu?' hendati kelidalu.hendati : ree. Good Night :-) . manene hogiruvaaga ninna kemmu yaake hogalla !!! have a nice day (olle dina tago) whats up? (mele enide?) keep in touch (muttutta iru) r u kidding?(neenu makkalu madtaa idiyaa!) Hilarious Kannada SMS Jokes Vayaskara joke andre enu gotta? . nam madhuve maadsid purohitha sattu hodnante. aga avana hendati "hauda. "elli horatiri?" aaga sittigedda ganda "saayoke!" enda. . naanu maduve aguvaga avanu bandu tadididna ? Kannada Marriage Jokes wife: ree.

40 varshagalu kaledaroo gunda ondu vishaya artha aagilla. nimma ID card tegedu nodi. . Ha ha ha.. yaake? Nimage gotta? Haagaadare gundanige sms maadi tilisi :-P Nimma nechchina haadannu ati ketta haadannaagi maaduvudu hege? Yochisi.-) Neevu endaadaroo plastic nalli muchchida ondu sundara kotina nodiddeeraaa? Ilvaaa? Haagaadre. Keep smiling :-) New Kannada SMS Akkana friend akka aagabahudu Thangiya friend thangiyaagabahudu Aadare Hendatiya friend hendati aagalaaralu .. Ashte :-P Kannada SMS Jokes Collection Kurudana kaiyalli torch Kivudana kaiyalli radio Moogana kaiyalli mic Ninna kaiyalli mobile Iddare yaarigoo enu upayoga illa Aadarooo naavu idannella nodi sahisikollabeku good evening Kelavu baari nanna manassu kelutte Naanu yaake nimmanna ashtu miss maadkoteeni? Naanu yaake nimmanna ashtu care maadkoteeni? Naanu yaake nimmanna ashtu nenapisikolteeni? Naanu yaake nimage ashtondu sms maadteeni? Aaga nanna hrudaya helitu. kaansutte. mental patients ge ashtu care maadabeku anta . Good Night :-) Jipunathanada paramaavadhi enu gotte? Manege benki biddaaga fire station ge miss call kododu?? Try maadi. Tumbaa simple ree. Avana thangi ge ibbaru annandiru aadare gundanige obbane anna. record maadi matte matte keli. aa haadannu neeve haadi.. Gottaagilva? .

Nanagoo gottilla kanri ha ha ha . Cup-tea.Cycle nalli bande Hello andalu Bike nalli bande Hi andalu Car nalli bande Darling andalu Idella baadige ande annayya andalu :-) Tea angadiyavanu kabaddi aadidare hegirutte gotta. Cup-tea. Cup-tea. Che. . . entaha viparyaasa. . Cup-tea. Alva? Hello Excuse me Malagibitraa? Swalpa eddeli Please nanna message odi nantara malkoli! #####MESSAGE##### Innu saaku malkoli good night Shrimantana hatra idhu irodilla Aadare badavana hatra idhu irutte Adanna tindare sattuhogteeya Adu yaavudhu? . Cup-tea. Ha ha ha… idhu hegidhe? Latest Kannada SMS Jeevanada nigooda satya Running race nalli oduvudhu kaalaadaroo prize sigodu maatra kaige thane. Cup-tea. Cup-tea.

Kaage etkondu haari hogutte Sneha annodu aa ajjiya haage. ha ha ha Gottaaytaa? Eega idanna ellarigoo forward maadu :-) Hakkigalu bere deshagalinda illige haarikondu baruttave….. Yaake gotta? Nadedukondu barodikke aagolla adakke Kopa banta? :-P Funny and Teasing Kannada SMS Kitakiyinda rastena nodidare yaaru iralilla Wah wah! Kitakiyinda rastena nodidare yaaru iralilla Raste yinda kitaki na nodidare kitakiyalloo yaaru iralilla Ha ha ha! Current wire na yaake mele kattirtaare gottaaa? Kelage kattidre neenu adara mele kulitu jokaali aadteeya adakke! Keep smiling :-) Amusing Kannada SMS Joke Bhaarathadha janarige atyanta gondalamayavaada dhina yaavudhu gotta? . .Teasing Good Night SMS in Kannada Devare! Nanage good night helade yaaru malagutaaro avarige sole. tigane ellaa serkondu ottige kachchali. . ha ha ha Preetigu snehakkoo enu vyatyaasa gotta? Preeti annodu ajji haakida vade tarah. . Good night friends! Kannada SMS Collection Motte idadha hakki yaavudu gottaaaa? Yochane maadu Gottilva???????? Sari naane hella? Adu Adu GANDU HAKKI. . Elloo hogade alle irutte.

. . . Chinese Food mattu Indian hendati Naraka andre enu? American hendati. Man: nanna hendati kaige sigadashtu chikkadaagi Kannada Mobile Phone Joke Call maadu. . Rakshaa bandhana . .February 14 . . Ee message forward maadi eshtu jana bakraagalu nimage call maadtaare nodi . Chinese mane mattu Indian Sambala Good Night Man: nanna koodalanna chikkadaagi kattarisu Barber: yeshtu chikkadaagi sir? . . British Mane. . . Sari thane? Amusing Kannada Jokes Swarga andre enu? American Sambala.. . British food. . naanu call receive madalla ok. naanu hosa caller tune haaksiddeeni. Mattu . . . .

Love start aaytu anta maduve kanasu kandre devadas aagodu 100% khachita.Comedy Kannada SMS Jokes Yaako manassu sari illa anta doctor hatra horde. Good Morning Shiva anta oduttidde collegenalli Sikkaa patte books ittu bag nalli Hudugiyobbalu smile kotlu class nalli Fail aade exam nalli Shiva anta nintidde footboard nalli Sikkaapatte hudugiru idru bus nalli Hudugiyobbalu smile kotlu seat nalli Jaari bidde road nalli Shiva anta oduttidde collegenalli Sikkaapatte hudugiru idru class nalli obbalu maatra nodi nakkalu kanninalli Devdas aade life nalli Funny SMS Joke in Kannada Jeevanada "kallu-mullina" haadiyalli yaaru nimma joteyaagirtaare? Tande thaayi? Illa Anna.nanage ninnannu bittare bere yaariddaare neene helu. thangi? Illa Premi. good morning! .yaaraadru huchcharige SMS maadu sari hogutte andru. snehitaru? Illaa…bari eradu chappaligalu :-) SMS Jokes in Kannada Surya bandaaga jagakella belaku Chandra bandaaga beladingala belaku Yen luck ree nimmadu!? Nan msg bandaaga nimma mobile nallu belaku.Good Morning Hudugi smile kotlu anta propose maadidre love start aagodu 90% khachita.

ee gandasare ishtu. soup kodovaaga ninna kaiberalu adaralli biddittu waiter: paravaagilla sir. aanena ettikollodu 3. sollege chaddi haakodu 4. avanu kooda idanne kelida.. soup bisiyaagenoo illa bidi ondu magu garbiniyannu noduttaa: nimma hotteyalli enide? aake: adaralli nanna muddu maguvide magu : adhu muddaagiddare. Nimma message ge kaayodu Good Night :-) Kannada Jokes hallu naaligege heliddu: naanu ninna joraagi press maadidare. hudugi thanna thandege thanna maduveya bagge helidalu. neeneke adannu tindu bitte? obba engineer student tanna kasagudisuva thammanige: "nanna hatra degree ide. kolige lipstick haakodu 5. tamma : nan hatra nannade svanta kelasavide 1ne vyakti naayiyondige kulitiruttaane. nimmamma yauvanadhalli heege iddalendu heloke Jokes in Kannada kopadinda customer: enayya. 2ne vyakti: ninna naayi kachchuttaa? 1ne vyakti: illa . 4 varshahudugia kashta ide. neenu kattarisi hogteeya naalige helitu : naanu 1 pada tappaagi helidare. talent ide. huduga: naanu ninna photo tegeyale? hudugi: yaake? huduga: sumne nanna maguvige torisi. ninna ellaa 32 aache barutte. Aadare boat olage water horde KAILASA! Goodnight Kannada SMS Joke Jagattina 5 Kashtada kelasagalu 1. ninna hatra enide?". iruvege kiss kododu 2. thande: ivana bali duddu ideyaa? hudugi: appa.Hilarious Kannada SMS Joke Water mele boat horde ULLAASA.

ondu kelasa. !!! . gulabi gida nettu ondu vaara aadru beru beledilla ! appa : adu ninge hege gottu ? maga : adannu naanu dina kittu nodtaane iddini !! shiva parvati computer course yaake maadalilla gotta?? ? ? ? ? avara maga ganapati mouse tagondu tour hogidda adakke.. avanu bus conductor aagihoda Funny Kannda Jokes maga : appa..... savitramma : aden maha bidi venkamnore.! venkamma : ree savitramma. hannu kottu sippe neene ittuko anda !! thande peon ge: ee college hegidhe? nanna magana bhavishya chennaagiruttaa? peon: bhavishya chennaagirutte. nan maga pustakane muttalla !!! jipuna gunda omme hannina angadige hogi baalehannina bele vichaarisida... mattu ondu dodda gaadi tumbaa hudugiyaru beku devaru tathaastu enda. computer yaavudannu muttallari.2ne vyakti kulitukolluttaane. naanu kooda idhe college nalle nanna engineering odiddu! Laugh Aloud Kannada Jokes (broker mattu gundanna ) gundanna : ninu en antha maduve maadide.. gunda: 60 paisege kodtiya? angadi maalika: 60 paisege baale hannina sippe maatra baratte .... exam time nalli nan maglu tv.. broker : ade naanu helidu hudugige . nanna sose maduve aada maraneya dina vaanti madidalu. naayi kachchuttade 2ne vyakti kelida. angadi maalika ondu baale hannige ondu rupayi anda. phone. mobile. neenu helideyalla ee naayi kachchuvudilla endu! 1ne vyakti: idu nanna naayi alla huduga devarige: nanage jebu tumba duddu...21 varusha 3 tingalu anta.enda ! gunda ondu nimisha yochisi gunda: sari 40 paise kodtini.

'jaasti raje iro calender kodappa' enda. andhage yaava uddeshakke ? petrol ulisi!!! iruve : hey aane nange ninna chaddi kodu aane : nanna chaddi ninge aagutta ! iruve : naale nanna magala maduve ide..gunda: le timma ninage cancer idre ellarigu aids anta yaako helta iddiya ? timma: yaakendre naanu satta mele yaaru saha nanna hendtige line hodibardu anta.. eega. adannu nodade bareyuvudu ! ! ! gunda pustakada angadiyalli ondu calender kelida.. ee namma mane ground floor nallide. ajja : yaako gunda !! gunda : neenu sattiddiya anta ondu vaara shalege raje hakidde. nimma kade bomb blast aayta anta keltare kanri. gunda : enayya 25 jana iddira ! family planning navaru barale ilva ? pandu : bandidru.!!! Short Kannada Jokes ramu bus stopnalli busgaagi kaayta nintidda.. adakke shamiyaana hakabeku adakke !!! modalella jana phone madidre nimma kade male ayta anta? ennuttiddaru.. school andkondu vapas hodru !!! thande : puttu ninage pocket money endu 100 rupayi kotre enu madtiya ? .? ajja : lo gunda ninna teacher bartiddare bachchittuko. somu allige bike nalli banda. somu : lift bekaa ? ramu : bedaa..!! pandu maneyalli 25 jana makkalu. :) :) janajagrutigaagi motor bike jatha itkondiddeve sir ! oho... angadiyaata yaava calender bekendu prashnisida adakke gunda. gunda : modalu neenu bachchittuko. praamanikateya paramavadhi andare yavudu gotta ? exam hall nalli cheeti tegedukondu hogi. bedaa... phone maadi..... olledu...

rakesha : ninne dina nimma tandeyavaru kolakke dhumiki 3 gantegala kaala nirolagiddarante hauda. tourist : hauda. modalu adannu enisi noduttene ! hunja : i love u ! koli : neenu nannannu eshtu preetisuttiya ? hunja : ninagoskara enu bekadru madtini ! koli : haagadre. nanna tara motte idu nodona !!! Different Kannada Jokes snehita : ellige hogidde ? kanjus pandu : girl friend jote film ge hogidde ! snehita : eshtu karchayitu ? kanjus pandu : 500 Rs snehita : ashtonda ??? kanjus pandu : avala hattira iddidde ashtu !!! prayanika : makkalige ardha charge taane? conductor : haudu. aidakke kadime iddare tegedukolluvudilla. maguvanna nodalu sakashtu jana bandaru. ! umesha : adenu maha? mooru varshagala hinde nadige dhumukida namma tata innu horabande illa. 75 varshada hale dampatige gandu maguvayitu. prayanika : haagaadare nanage naalke makkalu enda. maguna enanta matadisuttiddaru gotta ??? chi kalla ella appana haage ondu hallilla !!! Variety Kannada Jokes tourist : yaara taleburade idu? guide : sir m.enthentaha mahan vyaktigalu nanna tandege tale baguttare gotta? ratna ... !!! ravi . ... bandavarella.illa avarobba 'kshaurika'. ravi-. visveswarayyanavara tale burude idu.nimma tande mahan vyaktigale agirabeku...adara pakkadalliruva chikka taleburude yaraddu? guide : adu visveswarayyanavaru chikkavaraagiddaaga iddaddu! newton na niyamagalige hosa serpade.puttu : nimmanna nambokkagolla.

!!! Latest Kannada Jokes gunda omme tindi tinnalu hotel ge hoguttaane. naanu bari seenidare jagattu nadugatte.. adakke ondu sanna test ashte.. 1. !! ibbaru prana snehitara jagala mugilu muttittu. ondu dina seena sattu hoda. !! alabeko ?? nagabeko ?? ondu gottagolla. punda : neenu mundina janmadalli light kamba aagi huttu.. keep in touch anuvada : muttutta iru...ene adaru loose motion annu endigu slow motion nalli maadalu sadhyavilla !! gunda mattu seena praana snehitaru... gunda : neenu mundina janmadalli naayiyaagi huttuttiya... gunda : ondu paper dose kodappa ? waiter : sir. police : nimma snehita hege sattaru ? gunda : hotteyolage ili odaadida haagaagtide anta koogtidda. !!! nanage gottu nimage olle kannada barutte anta. adakke ili paashaana kotbitte.. :) :) :) vishvada ati chikka joke galu: 1) 2 hengasaru maataadade kulitiruvudhu 2) 2 Santa galu chess aaduvudhu handi mattu simha mukhaamukiyadavu. aamele nodkotini.. simha : naanu garjisidare idi kaadu nadugatte. have a nice day anuvada : olle dina tago..... ! gottaa.. ? english baasheya vakyagalannu kannadakke anuvada madidare entaha haasya huttuttade nodi. aaga police navaru saavina tanikege bandaru.... handi : neenu kashtapadabeku. 2. ruled paper kododa athava unruled paper kododa ? ! ! ! mishrabaavanegala paramaavadhi enu ? nimma shatruvobba 7ne mahadiyinda jaari nimma car na mele biddu saayuvudu. ? .... what's up? anuvada : mele enide? 3.... 'nari nuri kori tiri' ee melinadaralli 'ri' tigedu odi..

nanen nin hendtina kelidnaa. ajja : yaavaga vapas kodutti ? mommaga : nange pension baruvaaga ! gunda: "nimmatte koladhalli biddarante..... gunda : paravagilla bidi. meter hakodu marete bitte.. wah.... koti : ee pundananne eke neenu konde ? huli : matte! avanu nannannu nodi 'are eshtu dodda bekku' antaane !!! bikshuka : amma taayi enaadru bikshe idre kodamma.. wah. wah...! bikshuka : thu ninna...!!! punda : avnu kalkollalebeku. nanu kuda purse tarodu maretebitte !!! mommaga : ajja. Adharalli mosalegalu iveyanthe"..... hengasu : hmmm.aane mele naavu kuntare ullaasa..... aane nammele kuntare kailasa. aadhare nimma magalannu maduveyaagalu nanage bere daari kaanuttilla ondu dina zoo nallidda huli pundanannu kondhitu.... adakke alle idda kotiyondu huliyannu kelitu........... aadarinda neene avugalannu kaapaadabeku". wah...yaake ??" "ee bus tallidrene start aagodu.neenu nanna aliyanaaga bayasutteeyaa? huduga : haagenilla............ ? ranganna : nanna hendti illa...... !!! iruvege yaake sugar barolla ? meenige negadi agutta ? sollege dengu jwara barutta ? tenginakaayi yaake hanne agodilla ??? "kadimeyendru hadinaidu jana hattidre matra bus annu start maadteera. munde hogayya. yaaradru long jump maaduvaga chinna hakkotara ? auto driver : sorry sir.. saala kodi ajja..... !!! .adakke jana bedva??" !!! Amusing and Short Kannada Jokes gunda : indiayaada kreedapatu long jump nalli chinnakalkonda. aane mele naavu kuntare ullaasa. punda: "mosalegalu ninnavu.. nimma pension ninda nange 500 Rs....

.. .. ee red colour pataaki sutre jaasti sound barutte alva ? amma : ayyo.. yaake ? yaakandre.... !!! gunda : olleya soap yaavudide ? angadiyava : olleya soap andre mysore sandal ide.... adu gas cylinder kano.. appa : yaavudakke ? maga : swimming pool kattistaarante.... koodale tv off madida.heddariyalli hoguttidda gundanige ‟apagaata valaya‟ emba palaka kaanisitu. . gunda : haagidre adralli kai toledukondu 1 kg bella kodi... kopagonda gunda.. appa : ondu chembu neeru kottu kalsu. muchchutta iddaru. heddaari pradikaarakke patra ravaanisida : neevu apagata valayadalli eke raste nirmisuttiri ?? Short Kannada Jokes rubber eledre uddavagutte ! paper eledre tundagutte ! hagadre. eledashtu gidda aguva vastu yavudu ??? .. daarihoka : neevu en maadta iddira ? obbaata : gida neduvavaru bandilla. aidu bulb on agittu. nimmalli passport size photo slipper varegu cover aagutta ? photograper : cover aagutte. . beedi !!! ibbaru vyaktigalu halla todi. gunda : sir... current bill jaasti barutte anta !!! maga : amma. namma kelasa navu madta iddeve !!! maga : appa horage yaaro donation kelkondu bandiddare.. !!! punda tv yalli cinema nodtidda... cinemadalli eradu fan..... . slipper na tale mele itkondre maatra !!! . . mundede......

.Ondu huli thanna friends ge maduve party koduttittu Ondu bekku allege bandu dance maadtaa ittu Huli neenu yaarendu kelitu Adhakke bekku helitu: maduvege munche naanu huliyaagidde Hilarious Jokes in Kannada rampa : naanu amerikaage hogabeku anta yochistiddine. ninu kelidare raju kodalla !!! Kannada Funny Jokes 1... aaneyanna etthikollodhu. gunda : kammimadkolli.. naanu hogi avananna keltini. yochane maadoke hana yake ? huchcha : time eshtu ? avanu : 5 gante aaytu...beda... huchcha : beliggeyinda time keltiddini obbobru ondondu reeti heltaare mental nanmaklu !!! gunda : sebu eshtu rate ? punda : 12 sebige 100 Rs. 3. magalu .. beda. 100 rupayige 10 sebu ! gunda mattu pundarige daariyalli 1000 Rs sikkitu. petrol bele eruttade !!! magalu ..hauda ? ! iru. punda : aytu. alli swamiji mahileyobbala seere eleyuttidda....amma.. . sompa : hauda ? tumba hana bekaagutte alva ? rampa : illa. kolige lipstik hachodhu. 2. jiraleyanna preeti maadodu.. amma pakkadmaneliddanalla raju. avanu nanage muttu kottubitta ! amma . Punda: idhannu 50/50 maadona gunda: mikka 900 annu enu maadteeya obba yuvaka swamiji hatra yogasana kaliyalu hoda... yuvaka sittininda : swamiji idu yaava aasana ? swamiji : baktha idu dushyasana ! yauvana mattu petrol ge iruva vyatyasavenu ?? dinagaledante yauvanada bele iliyuttade...

. nimmanna maradinda ilisodhu thumbaa kashta….. naayi.. idhu car.. . sarkaara alla. gunda: sir. gunda naayi jote kulitidda..... avarige gottilde iro uttaragalanne naanu bardiddene.. appa : matte nin enmadide. ? maga : bari nanage gottilde iro prashnegalanne kelidru...... yakandre neeve alva ? nanna pennu kadhidhu !!! gunda minister obbara bali driver aagiddanu minister: gunda ivattu car naanu odisteeni. allige banda punda kelida.. enayya ? katte jote kulitiddi ! punda helida : idu katte alla. !!! maga : appa illi baa. 5.... !!! cycle savaara obba vyakthige dikki hodeda cycle savaara: neenu tumbaa lucky vyakthi:enu!!! Nanage gaayavaagidhe cycle savaara: neenu lucky yaakendre naanu yaavaagloo bus odistaa irteeni kavithe bareyalu horatare nimmade nenapu.. gunda : naanu keliddu ninnalla naayina.4. sollege shirt haakodhu... ? maga : nan bidtinaa. amma : magu appananna haagella kareyabaaradu... ellaroo odsoke bharatesh : sumana nimma car hesaru enu ? sumana : nanage car hesaru martogide adu "T" inda start aagutte ! bharatesh : wow olle car nimmadu "T" inda start agute adre namadu petrol ninda start aagutte :( :( Hilarious Jokes in Kannada appa : hegitto exam. maryaadeyinda illi baa !!! . maryaadeyinda kareyabeku tilitaa ? maga : appa.

.. dhairyadinda avarannu keli. en madodu ?‟ inobba coolaagi pratikrayisida ... hattu rupaayi tips kodtaare.." giraki uttarisida .. police station ge tegedukondu hoguvaaga obbata helida ‟daariyalli ondu bomb dham andbitre.‟mooralli eradu sikkiddu annona‟ !!! nimmanna yaaradru loose andre .. hedarabedi .... naale matte hogabeku !‟ bikshuka: sir 10rs kodi coffee kudibeku sir:yakaya coffee 5rs alwa......... vimala : namma yajamaanru bale hakkolalla kamalamma ! hotel nalli onde ondu rupaayi tips kotta giraakige helida "en sir. amma kelidalu ‟ivattu enenu kalite magu ?‟ ranga pechchaagi helida ‟enu illa. yaake ? ekendare: onde tappige eraderadu sikshe kodalaaguvudilla.... !!! modala dina shaalege hoda ranga sanje manege banda. confuse aagbedi .. Silly Jokes in Kannada maga tayige heluttane 'appa tumba sabyastharu' !!! amma : adu hege ? maga : horage yavude hudugi edurige banda takshana appa ondu kannu muchchikode biduttaare.. geleyaribbarige mooru bombgalu sikkavu........ nimage hege gottaaytu anta . sittu madkobedi ..."avarappa sahukaara kanayya... nimma magane paravagilla...striker: namma thandavannu balapadisalu nanna bali olle idea ide manager: olledu.. aadare nammappa badava" .. neenu yaavaaga team bittu hogtaa iddiyaa? bharatada kaanunu vyavasteyalli eradane maduvege avakashavilla. bikshuka:lover kooda iddaale sir sir:bikshe bedtaa iddaru love madtaa iddiyenayya bikshuka:love madid mele bikshe bedtaa iddene sir kamala : nimma mane aduge super ! ee aduge madida kaigalige chinnada balegalanu haakbeku.

.gunda hudugi nodalikkendu hoda. gunda : enu odiddiya ? hudugi : B. bili kolige kappu motte idalu sadhyavaa? adakke.VIPRO (Veerappan IT Products). amma .. adannu ulta palta heltiyaa !?! Short Jokes in Kannada 1. Veerappan kingfisher adhyakshanaadare. ganesha : nijave? . avalu yaavagalu hallugalinda uguru kadiyutta irtaale. A gunda : ayyo peddu mundede. kappu koliye sreshtha anteeni. avarappa devegauda innu chennagi gottu. Gottaa ?? gundana hendati : ree ashtu vegavaagi bike odisabedi. gunda preetige bidda. avana hesarannu hege badalisabahudu? neerappan! 2. Veerappan IT company aarambisiddare. amma .. Bambino vermicelli company adhyakshanaadare? -keerappan! 4. gunda :aadare ivalu maatra tanna kaalina ugurannu kaditaale..ninne appa kodoke hodaga aunty kennege hodedru. ide. nanage chennaagi gottu. kumarasvaminu gottu.putta auntyge ondu kiss kodu. gunda : ninage ashtondu bayavaadare nanna haage neenu kannu muchchikondu bidu !!! Short and Funny Kannada Jokes ganesha : ninage mukyamantri kumarasvami gotta? prakasha : gotte annabeda. modala prema patra bareda. tanna tandege enendu sambodhisi patra bareyabahudu? –Dear appan! 5. Bisleri company ge veerappan adhyakshanaadare. nanage bayavaaguttade.naanu kodalla. siddu : adu hege? prahlada : kappu koli bili motte idutte.yaako ? putta . adaralli heege bareda : I luv you sister! prahlaada : bili koliginta kappu koliye sreshtha. putta .. avaranna revannanu gottu. odirodu erade akshara.. avaru oorige hogtaare . punda :ninna hudugige yaavudaadaru abyaasa ideya? gunda : hmm. adara hesaru eniruttittu?. Aaga Aatanannu enendu kareyabahudu? -beerappan! 3... aaspatreya nurse jote prema ankurisitu. punda :saamanyavaagi ella hudugiyaru ee reeti maadtare.. Veerappan putri.

prashne : nammooraa? bengaluru hatra domlooru. nanagu address tilitaane illa. joyisaru : ivattu shukravaara. igalu ade reeti paradaaduttiddivalla maga? mommaga : haudajja. . bheema : hmmm bandiddini. daari tappi bengalurige bandubitte. innenu hogu matte... oota maadabaaradappa. ajja :mane gurutige enaadaru nenapittu ko anta helidde. neenu adannu madalilla. ellige horatiddiyo? gunda : pakkada canteenige ootakke horatiddini..hodasari bandaaga mane munde eradu hasu meyta iddavu. avarellaru nanage chennaagi gottu.prakasa : haudu nija. chicken maththu ondhu cup coffee kodi waiter : ishtu saaka sir? graahaka : enendukonde? Nannage jaasti kollodhakke aagolla antaana? prashne : enu? bengalurige bandidra? uttara : illappa. aadare naanu yaaru anta avarigyaarigu gottilla! joyisaru : gunda. mysorege bandidde. Short Kannada Jokes Thande maganige: ee baari neenu exam pass aagadiddare. Appa: result enaayto? Maga: sorry ramesha Hotelinalli graahaka: nanage 2 plate anna. nimmooru? uttara : o nammoora? ille yelahankada pakka srilanka! prashne : ee varsha biddashtu male yavattu biddilla alva sir? uttara : helakkaagalla. mundina varsha beelabahudu.? ajja : hodasarti ee mane hudukuvaagalu ishte kashtavagittu. mommaga : adanne hudukta idini ajja. yaake karediddu? rama : bandaayitalla. gunda : ivattu shukravaara anta yaaru heliddu? . rama : ondu nimisha illige bandu hogu. nanna appa anta kareebeda. aadare eega avu kaantane illa. kaadu nodi. Kelavu dinagala nantara.

Egypt yaava dikkalideyo nanage gottilla.. adirali. . haagaadre amele? rama : amelene naavu betiyadaddu. oota aayta? uttara : illa. tindi tindu bartini. modalu obbanige aduge maduttidde. ninna phone number kodu modlu rama : nanu nanna ganda modlina ippattu varsha tumba santoshavagidvi nodi. gunda : neenu tumba tamaasheyaagi matadtiyappa. enemy.. neenu Egyptge hogidya? appa : illa kano. maga : daddy. padmakka : adu hego? putta : ayyo na huttida melalve avru appa aadaddu... ranga : nanu maduveyagi sukavagirona antiddini. ninage sahisodakke agodilva? ninu nan friend alla. hudugaru.. koli modalo? motte modalo? ee prasnege santa uttara hudukiddane! avana prakara : yavudannu modalu order maadtevo. 10 rupayi kodi. eshtu iddeevo naavu? Funny Kannada Jokes vishva : ravi neenu maduveyada mele ninna javaabdaari hechchideya? ravi : haudu kano. prasne : nimma collegenalli eshtu jana iddeeri? uttara : hudugeeru 58.prashne : yaake sir nagteera? en samachara? uttara : sumne alu tadeyokagde nagtidini kano. paraspara madve adaddu. pavitra : oho. padmakka : nimmappanige eshtu vayasso putta? putta : nangaadashte nammappanige vayassu.! ranga : ninna hendatiyannu belagge walking karakondu barabahudu alva? gunda : omdu ardha gante nanage freedom sikkidaru. yaako magu? maga : hagadre ee „mummy‟ nimma hattira hege bantu? avalu : darling namma engagementge ring kodtira taane? avanu : why not dear. adu modalu baruttante! prashne : en sir. le bhatta.. eega ibbarige maduttiddene.

4. call maduvavanu kuri.bheema : pakkada beedhiyalli hosadaagi bandiro hudugige love letter kodonandre. bheema : avarella aagidre ishtottige naane muriyuttidde. sms bangaara. 5. Police station nalli complaint kodi. masipaatre haagu cooker naduve nadeda chikka sambashane: masipaatre: yaake haage nannannu nodtiya? cooker: ninna karimutiyannu yaru nodtare? masipatre: matyak nannannu nodi whistle hoditiya? 1. nin Kannada Jokes in English maga: appa ee arjiyalli mother tongue barediruvalli enanta tumbali? appa: tumba udda endu bare. papa pandu : swami. call madidru baralla. avalondige yavaaglu iruva obba addiyagiddaane rama. appa : kopa control maadodhu kalitiruveya? maga : oho kalitiddene? appa : nanna mele ninage sittu bandaga en maadtiya? maga : toilet clean maadtini. sms maduvavanu nari. maatu mane kedisitu. nammamma ninna hinde barthaa iddaare" huduga: "paravaagilla bidu. maatu belli. sms tale kedisitu. sms mana kedisitu. adre avanu. tammano. 7. papa pandu : enu madli swami? nanage bahala kushiyagide.. aa kushiyalli ellige hogabeko arthane agtilla. avala gandanante rama! obba huduga ondhu hudugiyannu follow maadthaa idda hudugi: "nanna follow maadabeda. sms nalli hoda mana. naanu ee examnalli fail aadare suicide maadkoteeni" amma(kopadhinda): "haagenaadaroo maadoke prayatna patre. 3. nanna hendati kaaneyagiddale. nammappa nimmammana hinde barthaa iddaare" maga: "amma. paapi tower hattidru chotudda network. 6. kandavara cell inda call maadone jaana. .. postmaster: idu post-office. maavano? avana kai kaalu muridu bidona. koti vana kedisitu... rama : yaro avanu? a hudugiya annano. appa : adarinda ninage hege trupti sigutte? . 2.

. ivellaa hogutte annodadre. aadare chain eledagalella neeru barta ittu! patrakartarobbaru rameshanannu prashnisidaru. ninna kemmu hogodilva. whiskey kudidare hana hogutte. tindiddane. baddi maga kammi andaru. ramesha : railina toilet nalli nanna rolex watch biddu hoyitu. maana hogutte. hanumantu : whiskey kudidare hogutta? mukunda : yaake hogalla. gopala : ninge hege gottaytu? manju : aa boopa rod roller puncture agittendu lekka barediddane.. 5000 Rs.. saadhyavilla. shaalegala bali 'nidhanavagi chalisi" enba echcharikeya palakaviruttade. neenu hallu tikko brushninda. naachige hogutte.maga : nanu toilet clean maadodu. ramesha: aneka sala elede.. railu nillalilla. rashmi : heli rajesh namma premavannu tadeyuttiruvudu yaru? yaradu? rajesh : nanna patni haagu moovaru makkalu. ellaa sari hogutte. namma maneyavaru maduvege oppuvudilla. gunda: neenu helodu correct kano. nemmadi hogutte. hanumantu : nanage vipareeta kemmu sir mukunda : haude. accident maadida lorry number BC 1760 antalu barediddare enda. maryade hogutte. alli egypt mummy annu nodi gunda: daute illa idakke ishtu bandage suttiddaarendare kachitavaagi idu lorry accident case aagirabeku endu ascharya vyaktapadisida. manju : namma PWD gumaasta sullu lekka barediddane. ondardha bottle whiskey kudi.. ade mahila college bali ee phalaka iruvudilla yake? kaarana heegide : mahila collegena bali vaahanagalu sahajavagiye nidhaanavagi chalisuttave! rajesh : naanu ninnannu maduve aagalu saadhyave illa rashmi. Laugh Aloud Kannada Jokes omme gunda mattu gopi puratana vastu samgrahalayakke hoguttare. ''vivaha vichchedanakke bahu mukhya karanavenu?'' adakke ramesha ''maduve'' endu uttarisida. snehita: railannu nillisalu chainannu eleyabekittu.

dina paas paas antiddoru.! Conductor: ree swamy.huduga: ishtu sundaravagi iddiyalla en hakkondu snana madtiya? hudugi: naanu.. chicken boneless.? waiter : ide sar.!!!! Hilarious Kannada Jokes ondu sundaravaada raatriyalli neevu nimma teddy bear tabbikondaaga adu saundarya.!!!! Ramu : hotel nalli enenide..? yavudadaru hosa taraha ideya..... nanagu maduve madisappa.baagilu hakkondu snaana madtini Variety Kannada Jokes nirdeshaka : neevu 10ne mahadiyinda swimming poolge dhumukabeku. adaralli neeru iruvudilla! baravaseya ettara eshtu antha gotta??? 99 varshagala ajji airtel na hosa life time plan samparka padeyuvudu! prashne: hutta darodekorana maganobba pariksheyalli fail aadaaga kotta uttara enu gotta? uttara: appa avaru nannannu 3 gantegala kaala naanaa vidhavagi prashnisidaru...... chicken gunya. aadare naanu swalpanoo baaybittilla. ticket checking bandaaga yaake paas avarige .. waiter : eega tight adangavane endu allinda ota kittha. chicken lollypop ramu : any new item. Hero : aadare nanage eeju baruvudilla ? nirdeshaka : yochisabedi.. waiter : en guru.. chicken sukka. olleyadu.. mattu teddy bear nimmannu marali tabbikondaaga adu bayaanaka... uttara : gelatiya bagge matanadidare adu kaviteyaguvudu.? waiter : chicken biriyani.... appa : agappa. kavitegu prabandhakku iruva vyatyaasavannu vivarisi.! hattu bottle beer kudidaru ninage kick hodeyalillave.... .. hendatiya bagge matanadidare adu prabandhavaguvudu...... chicken fry.? narada maharshigalu : naanu devaru kanappa. chicken tanduri. nanu gandhiji taraha aagabeku anta iddini. gandhijiyavaru 12 varshakke maduve madikondarante..!!!! maga : appa. ondu dina naarada maharshigalu bulokakke bandu bar nalli kulitu 10 bottle beer kudiyuttiddaru... maga : haagadare.. chicken masala..

! Short Kannada Jokes huduga: ninage eshtu marks banthu? hudugi: 99% banthu :-) huduga: abba!! ishtaralli moovaru hudugaru paas aagbittiroru mantri: prabhu..! Gunda : beda. "ayyo..? Gunda : idu yaarige ? salesman : iligalige sar. appa: lo huchcha.. naayi baala yaavattu nettage aagodhilla kano gunda: adhakke appa.. adakke peddanna. "sikkaapatte sekege maiyella bevaru bittidde. adu nyaaya alvara? salesman : saar.. "yaake saar intha sudubisilalli horagade nintiddira?" anta kelida. onagisalendu bisilalli nintiddene" anta nage birida.. baniyannu bichchi mane munde nintidda. paas idre taane torisodu! nalli riperi maduvava divorcegaagi kautumbika nyayalayakke arji sallisidda... nimage i powder bekaa. ibbargoo fine hakidru. yuddakke ready aagi antha pakkada rajyadha raja message kalsiddaane. pipena sotta maadtaa idhdhini . malleshwaramnalli ivattu 17 saala current hogitturi. idannu nodida pakkadmaneyava. yenu maadodu prabhu? raja: "Message sending failed" antha vaapas kalsu.torisalilla.. enu helodu saar. avala kopa yavaaglu over flow agtiratte!" idi bengalurinalli atyanta dappavaagiruva hudugige enanta karitaare? bruhat bengaluru mahanagara balike! gulabargaage transferaagidda peddanna angi....| gunda naayibaalana pipenalli haaktaa idhdha. sarasvatamma : yaakree anyaayaa vanajamma.... nyayadheesharu vichaarane madi riperiyavannu kelidaru.. nodi. passenger : ayyo.... vanajamma : enu anyaayaa ree idu sarasvatammanore . beda. "yaakappa hendatige divorce kodtaa iddiya?" nalli riperiyava.. 16 sala current vaapassu bantalla... ivattu powder kotre naale avugalu lipstick kelbahudu. summane haage nintiddeeralri.

.... aadare ninna saavige kaaytaa iddeeni . enoo kelasa maadade dudime maado udyoga yaavudaadroo idre helappa ? appa : nangottilla magane. bereyavarellaa avaravara kelasa maadikondu hogtaa irabeku. ? punda : principal helidru ondondu step goo marks irutte anta !!! gunda : flowergoo lovergoo enu vyatyaasa ? punda : flowergalu baadi hogtave. uttara : tumbaa sulaba . !!! Funny Jokes in Kannada ondu devasthaanada aane sattu hoyitu. .. adakke ninnannu bittu snehaana love maadtiddini... Time nodalu !!! maga : appa. nanage kelasa irabaaradu...putta : nanna ajja saayuvaaga aasti bittu hoda punda : ninna ajja enu mahaa nanna ajja saayuvaaga lokaane bittuhoda !!! punda exam hall nalli dance maadta idda.... lovergalu odihogtave preeti : yaako nanna jate maatadtilla ? murali : neene helidyalla ? preetiginta sneha shaashvata anta..... yaake anta teacher kelidru. yaake ? yaakandre aanena tabbikondu alodikke aagalvallaa adakke !!! prashne : hudugaru watch annu edagaige mattu hudugiyaru balagaige yaake kattuttaare ? .. . ellaroo adanna mutti altidru.. !!! hudugi: neenu nanna eshtu preetisteeya? huduga: shah jahan tarah :-) hudugi: matte yaavaaga taj mahal kattisteeya? huduga: land thagondidhdhu aaythu. namage hana bartaa irabeku. kelasavanne maadade hana sigoke hege saadhya ? maga : haagallappa.. appa : hagiddare ondu 'nirmala bengalooru shauchaalaya' shuuru maadu !!! sandarshaka: 20 varsha vayassina neenu 30 varsha anubava endu haakiddeeyalla? abyarthi: over-time maaduttidde.. ...

Police : le huduga illi susu maadabaaradu maadidre hidkondu hoguttini. alliyavaregu mankubadidavanantidda kuduka takshana echchettukondu '' ondu quarter old monk rum'' enda. Police : ee raste durastiyallide.. nimage naachike aagalva! Judge : pundana eradu kivigalannu cut madi..yaavdaadru ondu auto nillisi hattisibidi saaku. Judge : moorka kivi cut maadidre kuruda hege aagtiya ? Punda : kannadakavanna nimma kiviyalli haakla ? Funny Kannda Jokes Gundanna matamata madhyaratriyalli motorcycle odisikondu hoguttidda.! Pede : ramanavami prayukta ninne jailina kaidigalu ‟sampurna ramayana‟ naataka adidaru sir. ishtu hottinalli ivanigenu kelasa endu anumanagonda police kai addahaki nillisi kelida : ellige hogta idiya? Gundanna : madyapanada bagge upanyasa kelakke hogta idini. aatana vichaarane samayakke courtnalli gaddala untagi. Punda : beda naanu kuruda agtini. ... ! Gunda : hidkondu hogi sir summane waste aagi hogtide ! Police . Kudukanannu karetanda polisaru nyayalayada katakateyalli nillisidaru.Amusing Kannda Jokes Gunda rasteyalli obbane nadedukondu hoguttidda. vaahanagalanna nidhaanavagi chalisi anta board ittalla enaayitu ? Kooli : board haakidamele yavudu apagaata aglilla. innyaake anta kittaakibitte! Gunda station munde nintu susu maduttidda. Police : upanyaasa maadta iroru yarappa? Gundanna: nanna hendti. Jailina adhikari : adakkeneega ? Pede : hanumantana paatra vahisida kaidi sanjivini sasya taralu hodavanu innu bande illa sir! Judge : neenu court ge baruttirodu idu moorane sala...nyayadhisaru ''order order'' endaru. neenyaavagalu avara maneyalle yaake kallatana maadtiya? Kalla : ellarigu family doctor family lawyer iro haage naanu avara family kalla. police : enayya raatri 12 gante aaytu eega illeke odadta iddiya? aeroplane hattisabeka? gunda : ayyo beda sir. naachike aagalva ? Kalla : neevu dinaaalu barteeralla sir.

Ghajini: doctor. ! Doctor : elru hudugi jotene maduve aagodu. Gunda : hello summanirayya saaku timinglagalu daily swim maadalva avu yaake slim aagilla. Doctor: haudu. adakke terile illa.. nanna tangige hudugana jote maduve aagide !!! Hudugi:doctor. Aake rogigalannu chennaagi nodikolluttaale. 'aa manushyaane nanna modala giraaki andaru doctor'.. nanna charma tumba soft mattu sensitive aagide.. !!! Ee asthipamjarana yaake illi ittiddiri ? doctor annu kelidaru bandavaru. Kannada Doctor Patient Nurse Jokes Doctor gundanige : ellodru daily swim maadi neevu slim aagtira. Timma : haage aagali doctor ( ondu vaarada namtara ) Doctor : aushadi mugita?? Timma : illa. malagoke munche naanu enu maadabeku? Doctor: nanaganisutte neenu modalu door lock haakabeku anta. nanage tumbaane marevu idhe… enu kooda gnaapaka irolla Doctor: yaavaaginda ee problem ide nimage? Ghajini: enu problem? Doctor Santage heliddu: neenu 2 ganteyolage saayuteeya Saayoke munche yaarannaadaroo nodabekaa? Santa : haudu olleya doctor annu Doctor : nimage maduve agideya ? Gunda : hudugi jote aagide.! Doctorge rogi: neevu olleya nurse annu appoint maadiddeera.Doctor Patient Jokes in Kannada Doctor : ee aushadiyannu ondu vaaradolage mugisabeku. . aake nimma kennege baarisiddannu naanu kelisikonde.. Doctor : eke?? Timma : adara mele yaavagalu muchchidi endittu. Gunda : haagenu illavalla.

adannu hidiyoke 'halli' hoytu. avaru doctor aagabekendu asepattiddaru. ee vishayavaagi nimmalli matanaduvudide. balu kashta .. aa muttannu neene tagondu nantara nanage kotbidu !!! Rogi : sir. vaidya : enante ? Nurse : nimage avarondu muttu kodbekante ! Vaidya : sari. aadare ondu thumba kashta agthayide doctor. success aadre nanage.. hoguvavarege enu maaduttiddiri ? Rogi: sir modalu kivi olage solle hoytu. novu barolla. en maadodu. Doctor: kudita arogyakke haanikara. Doctor: nimma kiviyalli 'halli'. beda andhidhakke 3 hoythu. ee dina sanje barnalli meet maadona. Doctor: beda annabekittu alwa? Gunda: ayyo! thindhidhakke ondu hoythu. adakke naanu halli aa . doctor : enadu kashta? Rogi : aaspatre nurse annu sister annodu. Rogi : operation theater nalli hoovina haara yaakide? Doctor : idu nanna modala operation.Gunda nurse helida : 'neenu nanna hrudaya kaddiruve' Adakke nurse helidalu : 'nanu hrudaya kadiyuva modale doctor ninna kidney kaddiddare! Nurse : nimma hendatiya phone ide. fail aadre ninage! Kannada Doctor Patient Jokes Doctor: onde sala naalku hallu hege hoythu? Gunda: nanna hendti maadidha chakli thindhu. naneega busy iddene. Doctor : neevu hospitalge seri 3 dina aayitu? sudhaarisikondra? eega hegannistha ide? Rogi : illa sir. ee novu kammi aagutilla. Ramu : haagadare nimma tande doctoraa? Somu : illa... akasmat belagge eddare innondu matre tagolli.. Pudhari: ok.! Kannada Doctor Patient Jokes Ramu : jeevanadalli neenu enu aagabekendu aase pattiddiya? Somu : nanna tandeyante doctor aagabekendu aasepattiddini.. ? Doctor : ee maatre ivattu ratri tagolli.

. ellaa tappugaligoo naane javaabdaari ennuttiddaru . ! Teevra hotte novu anubavisuttidda mahileyobbalu gandana jote doctor hattira baruttaale.. mane khaali maadtaa iddeerante? Shyama: haudu kano rama Rama: naanu bahala dinadinda khaali maadabeku antidde. Doctor annu keluththaale." Doctor. ganda yaake?" "horagade nurse obbale iddaale. inyaake naanu khaali maadodu bidu Kannada Jokes Prashne: santa yaake exam annu baagila bali kulitu bareyuttidda? Uttara: yaakendare adhu entrance exam aagittu. Funny Kannda Joke Amma: enu maadtaa iddiya gunda? Gunda: patra baritaa iddini amma Amma: yaarigo? Gunda: nanage amma Amma: enu baritaa iddiyo? Gunda: adu hege helli amma. "hotte novirodu nimage.solleyannu hidkondu barutte anta summanidde. patra naale bandu seridaaga gottaagutte alva Kannada Joke Patrakarta: nimma hosa chitradha bagge janara abhipraaya hegide? Nirmaapaka: kelavarige ishtavaagidhe. Shyama: matte yaavaaga khaali maaduttee rama Rama: neenu maadtaa iddiyalla. nanna hindina kelasadalli. dayavittu nanna gandanannu olagade kareeri. prakshakarige ishtavaagilla Rama Shyama Kannada Joke Rama pakkadamane shyaamanige: shyama. Boss: namage obba javaabdaariyuta naukara bekaakide Gunda: haagaadare naane adakke sariyaadavanu sir. Doctor: ninna anarogyakke kaarana kidney fail aagiruvude. "doctor. nanna kidney yaavattu schoolige hogilla adeng fail aaguttade.! Gunda: enmatadta iddira sir. kelavarige aagilla Patrakarta: haagandare? Nirmaapaka: namage ishtavaayitu. adakke!" Omme gunda arogya sari illada kaarana doctor balige hoguttane.

Ganda: namaskaara maava . daddy na nodide Current hoda mele santa avana hendatige: "le. fan haakidre candle off aagodilvenri Ganda hendati daari hogtaa irtaare. fan svalpa haaku?" Avana hendati: ayyo nim buddige ondishtu. 4 dinagala nantara. hindurugi bandaaga Amma: alli hogi nodabaaradanna enaadaroo nodideyaa? Huduga: haudu amma. Hendati: nimma nentaru kanri. haage kotare ordinary sir Kannada Funny Jokes Obba huduga dance nodalu hoda. bitbidu Obba hengasu door bell repair maadalu santa nannu kareyuttaale. namaskaara heli. adakke haage horatuhode Customer: neevu yaake prati shukravaara nimma hotelge raja kodteeraa? Hotelinava: yaakendare. Hengasu: 4 dinagalaadaroo neevu yaake repair maadalu baralilla? Santa: naanu daily baruttidde. aaga avara edurige ondu katte banditu. avattu ondu dina maatra ellaa paatregalannu toleetivi Customer: tea kodappa Hotelinava: special bekaa athavaa ordinary bekaa sir? Customer: eradakkoo enappa vyathyaasa? Hotelinava: glass toledu kotare special. aadare bell ottidare yaaroo aache baralilla. nimma taleyalli bari gobbaraane tumbide Ganda: matyaake adanna tinteeya.Boss ondu hakkiya kaalugalannu torisuttaa: ee hakkiya hesarannu helu? Gunda: nanage gottilla sir Boss: neenu rejected. ninna hesarenu? Gunda: nanna kaalugalannu nodi tilkoli Police thanna maganige: exam nalli yaako ishtu kadime marks tagonde? Maga: appa. ee 100 rupaayi tagondu vishayanaa maretubidi Hendati: ree. sorry.

avanu tumba slow aagi nadeyuttidda Teacher: "Raamanu maradinda biddanu". adhu kannada anta hege gottaagutte teacher . ee vaakyavannu kannadakke translate maadu "I went to Mysore" adhakke gunda "teacher mysore ge hodaru" anda Teacher: bhoomi mele neeru illdidre enaaguttittu? Gunda: namma appana business full loss aagtittu Teacher: adu hege? Gunda: avarige haalalli mix maadoke neere sigutiralilla Ondu hudugi class ge late aagi bandalu Teacher: yaake late? Hudugi: sir. ivattu nanage ee gati bartiralilla. ee saaraayi bottle nalli hulu haakidaaga enaayitu? Gunda: adhu sattu hoyitu sir Teacher: idharinda ninage enu arthavaayitu? Gunda: naavu saaraayi kudidare namma hotteyalliruva hulu sattu hogutte alva sir Teacher gundanige: gunda. hendati makkalanna maarabahudu Teacher: kannadada modala mooki chitra yaavudhu? Gunda: chitra mookiyaagiddare. idu yaava kaala? Gunda: "Raamanige ketta kaala sir" Teacher: satya harishchandrana kateyinda tilidu baruvudhu enu? Gunda: kashta bandaaga. avaru heliddu naanu kelalilla anta Kannada Teacher Student Jokes Teacher: gunda. heliddanalla.Jailinalli idda santa jailor ge: chikka vayassinalli nammappana maatu keliddare. Jailor: enu helidaru nimmappa? Santa: arey nanage enu gottu. obba nanna hindeye baruttidda Teacher: aadare adakke neeneke late aagi bande? Hudugi: sir.

nanna thangi jote irteeni. Kelasadava: aadare sir. banni naanu aa teacher mane kooda patte hachchiddeeni Santa avana kelasadaalige: hogi gidagalige neeru haaku. Teacher: neevu yaaru maatanaadodu Santana maga: nammappa maataadtaa irodu . Santa: adakke ninage medal kodbeku alva. idu anyaaya alva? Banta: illa. chatri tagondu hogu Santa: naanu sattare. adu bereyavara jebaagittu Santa Banta Jokes in Kannada Santa: eno maadtaa iddiyaa? Banta: nanna maguvina voice record maadtaa iddini Santa: yaake? Banta: avanu doddavanaada mele idara artha enu anta keloke. neevenu maadteera? Santa: illa. neenu eradane maduve aagteeyaa? Hendati: illa. aagale male beeltaa ideyalla Santa: paravagilla. Santa: kota note casenalli neenu hege sikki haakikonde? Banta: ellaa sariyaagi maadde. naanu saha ninna thangi jotene irteeni Santana maga phone nalli: ivattu nanna maga school ge barodilla. aadare konege gandhi photo badalige namma appana photo haakibitte kano Santa: neenu nanna moorane hendati haage iddiya. Hudugi: ninage eshtu jana hendatiyaru? Santa: ibbaru Santa: ishtu kadime marksaa? kapaalakke eradu bidabeku Santana maga: haudu appa.Kannada Santa Banta Jokes Santa: ninnannu yaake army inda dismiss maadidaru? Banta: naanu 10 janarannu shoot maadide adakke. Banta: aadare naanu suttiddu namma kadeyavaranne Santa: ninnannu yaake arrest maadidaru? Banta: jebininda 500 rupaayi tegedu kharchu maadide Santa: ayyo.

doctor.Santa doctor hatra &quot. beligge inda ellaaroo prashne kelida takshana heege hoguttaa iddaare Gunda: ninnannu yaake arrest maadidru? Punda: jebininda 100 rupayi tegedu karchu maadide kano Gunda: ayyo devare. i am sorry. dayavittu nanna appoint maadkolli. kelsa kodi anta naanu yaavattu kelodilla Banta tanna maganige: yaarigu hedarabeda. teacher kooda nanage heltaa irtaare. neenu bere kade try maadu Santa: sir. neenu yaavudo praanigala vamshadavane anta Gunda Punda Funny Kannada Jokes Gunda: le punda "i am going" andre eno? Punda: naanu hoguttene Gunda: ellige hogteeyo. body nalli elli beralittaroo noyutte&quot. Maga: haudu appa. Banta: arey irli bido. male nintu hodre nanage hege gottaagutte helu Boss: santa. chatriyalli thootaagide nodo. illaa andre adu kooda avara paalaaguttittu Santa: lo banta. Punda: yaako? Gunda: nenne naanu nanna vairi jote jagala maadide kano Punda: adakku idakku eno sambandha? Gunda: ivattu kanasinalli avanu avara kadeyavarana karbondu barbodu alva Gunda: ellaa note nalli gandhiji yaake naguthaa irtaare Punda: attare note nendu hogutte alveno . Doctor eneno tests ellaa maadisida nantara tiliyitu. beralu fracture aagittu anta Santa: ninne raatri obba kalla nanna hatra ellavannoo dochikondubitta Banta: aadare nin hatra gun ittalla? Santa: adanna naanu bachchittu bitte. adakke arresttaa? Punda: adhu bereyavara jebu kano Gunda: naanu ivattu nidde maadolla kano punda. hosa chatri tagondu hogu. ee office nalli ninage kodalu yaava kelsavoo illa. neenu simhada mari kano.

neenu exam bareele ilvalla. neenu exam bareele ilvalla. Angadiyava: nimage yaava model beku sir? Gunda: hudugeera model kodi. bega odu" Punda: naanu yaake odali. tough anta hege gottaaytu? gunda: paper 2 dina munchene leak aagittu appa Gunda: paper tumbaa tough ittu appa Appa: aadare. Huduga Hudugi Kannada Jokes Huduga : chooraada hrudayadinda preetisale athavaa hrudaya chooraaguvavaregu preetisale? Hudugi : hariyada chappali inda hodeyale athavaa chappali hariyuvavaregu hodeyale? . aadare punda alle nintidda Gunda helida "le punda. exam yaake bareelilla? gunda: paper tumbaa tough ittu appa appa: aadare. Solleya friends : horagade yaake kulitiddiyo ? solle : avalajji good night haakkondu malagavle.Gunda mattu punda kaadinalli hoguttiddaru edurige ondu huli banditu Gunda huli kanni mannu erachi odalu start maadida. tough anta hege gottaaytu? Gunda: paper 2 dina munchene leak aagittu appa Gunda: ooralli neenu enu maadtaa irteeya? Punda: namma appanige help maadtaa irteeni Gunda: nimmappa enu maadtaa irtaare? Punda: enoo kelsa irolla. sumne irtaare Gunda: train nalli nanage malagalu aagale illa? Punda: yaako? Gunda: yaakendare. modala raatri solle horagade kulitittu. models torsi. nanage upper berth sikkitu kano Punda: aadare neenu yaake adannu badalaayisikollalilla? Gunda: alli badalaayisikollodakke yaaru iralilla kano Kannada SMS Joke Gunda angadiyavanige: nanna girlfriend ge ondu beku. Angadiyava: andare? Gunda: bari missed call maatra hoguva phone Silly Kannada Joke Solle mattu iruve preetisi maaduveyadavu. mannu erachiddu neenu alva appa: lo gunda.

nimma tande taayi olle buddi kalisilva? Huduga : avare heliddu olleyavaranna follow maadu anta! huduga: aa hudugi nanna kade nodi naguttiddaale..Hudugi : lo. Hatthira Hogi Nodidre Avlu 3 Makkala MUMMY. yaako nanna hinde biddiddiya ? naanu tumba olle hudugi.. mooru dinagala kaala naguvudannu nillisale illa Duradinda Noduvaaga Avalige Praya Kammi. hudugi: adu maamooline bidu. naanu kooda ninna modalu nodidaaga.! Santoor.! New style of proposing a girl. Boy:ninu yes andre prema charithra illandandre raktha charithra part 2. wa wa wa Duradinda Noduvaaga Avalige Praya Kammi. y this sollemari sollemari sollemari d room fullu solle solle solle colouru blackuuuu solle comes in 9tu 9tu not givving sleepu y dis solemari solemari solemari d small size solle come solle bite strongu eyes ful tear tear .! Santoor.

pain matra joru y this sollemari sollemari sollemari di...... Teacher: sorry gunda niina classnalli bahala baydu bitte gunda:paravagilla bidi teacher neeve helidralla naayi bogalidre devaloka haalagolla antha pooja : anesh : pooja : anesh : pooja : You r .!!!! ......... .. . ! " .??!!!! ? .(kanasu) Hudugiru vamit madidre avara maneyavaru yaru aa huduga? anta keltare But huduga vamit madidre yeno boli magane kudakondu bandidya? anta keltare yen janari BTS . ? " .. ...

bega dry agli anta HINDIBITTE. Avarige bejaragutte.. ` ` Heege Yarannu Bybeda maga. Hrudayada prati baditakku nenapagtare. DOG means D-Dearest O-OF all G-Gud Friends Now u r smiling? U Naughty DOG. Yakendre avaru kanneerina jote jari hogtare.. Neev ishta pattavarannu kannalli itko bedi. Yelli ondu sala bogalu nodona…!! Le. . Srdarji's Bekku sattu hoytu Wife-bekku hege satthoytu? Sar-belige bekkige snana madisde.a DOG Bhejaraytha? plz bhejaragbeda.! zapper Goobal Dingri Dabba Totti Guggu Pekra Gooslu Kuyya Waste Nan magne…. Nimma Hithaisi. Wife-snana madisdre sattoguta? Sar-illa. Hrudayadalli itkolli.

Nimma manasge yenu beda andre mobile neerige haaki.. Car thagoluvage test drivege kodthare.Gunda: Wiskygu vishakku yen vyatyasa? Punda:wisky kudidre neenu ellara sutta dance madteeya.. Boy: naanu ninage watch tandidini tago. Visha kudidre ellaru ninna sutta dance madtaare.. Aadre. Girlfriend: neevu nimma kayyare haaki.. Manasinalli sittidre "delete" maadi. Boy: neevu e tara heltiyaa anta modale gottidre CHADDI tartidde.. Sweet thagoluvaga ruchi nodoke kodthare. maduve aguvage maathra yaake mosa maadthaare? Jago Grahak Jago. Manasu bayasidre "inbox" nodi. Manasige hattira adre "sms" maadi. GIRL: yako Loffer! Hag nodta idiya? Ninage yaru akka-tangiru ilva? BOY: irodakke nodtirodu GIRL: yake? BOY: nan tangige attige bekante adke! .

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