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A Thing Called BANANAS!!! ;-)

A Thing Called BANANAS!!! ;-)

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Published by Saurabh Dudeja
Oops! What did he say? Bananas????
Buzzing of the name ‘Bananas’ and the mystery starts revolving inside your head. Empty head rather. Such a humorous destroyer it is.

READ AND LAUGH AT SOMETHING INSANE... :)
Oops! What did he say? Bananas????
Buzzing of the name ‘Bananas’ and the mystery starts revolving inside your head. Empty head rather. Such a humorous destroyer it is.

READ AND LAUGH AT SOMETHING INSANE... :)

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Published by: Saurabh Dudeja on Jun 26, 2012
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A thing called BANANAS!

Oops! What did he say? Bananas???? Buzzing of the name ‘Bananas’ and the mystery starts revolving inside your head. Empty head rather. Such a humorous destroyer it is.

A Silent twilight and something suddenly popped out. Raj secretly began rolling his eyes from left to right and back-n-forth, trying to escape from sudden red-handed nab. Fortunately, there was no fool around except me. Raj pouted in disappointment and he ploughed his head onto his hand as if he fled after murdering a cat under his car. And cops would be coming anytime to batter on his ass with a whip. The banana was finally out for which I was totally unaware of. I never knew a banana could be this much horrifying... Huh! “What the hell did you write in that email, asshole?” Raj roared at me unexpectedly as if a Lion deprived of non-veg food from centuries. Obviously, this lion was on vegetarian diet from the last one week. “Wha-a-a-....t?” I stammered and was like pissing in my pants. A kind of, not actually... “Wahiiii ! Everybody has gone bananas. There were girls in ‘cc’ of that mail. Were you out of your fucked brain, dickead?” He roared again, and this time a bit more louder with special effects in his eyes , threatening my soul to leave my body.

“Hehehe....heh,” a sort of giggle from my side which gradually burst into laughter. Scornful laughter holding Raj to the ridicule till he dives off breaking the window nearby. Raj diverted his eyes towards somewhere in the middle of his trousers. As it appeared to me. I was forced to ponder over the thing called ‘Bananas’, and was he still thinking of his ‘Bananas’ that were nowhere in the above proverb of bananas. Mistaken?? Grossly Mistaken?? He was actually gazing at the floor, and not at his thing. Maybe due to shame. Still he was trying to avert his eyes which obstinately steered at me once after every 3 seconds. “It was a proverb dude. It was a proverb,” I reiterated and laughed again. But this time with a bit of caution. Obviously, when the person you are subjecting to fun is a Gymer. The gymer who pumps his every muscle 4 hrs regularly. Of course, one loose whack of his hand and person diving out the window would not be him, but surely me. “Everybody has gone bananas means everybody has gone crazy!” I said casting a friendly and frightened smile at the same time. “Is that soooo!” Raj guffawed horrendously out, slapping his own stomach. Coz no matter how much he ate, his stomach was always an empty pot. Nobody knows where all the food goes. Sporadic buzzing of his manly laugh forced Annie to enquire about the same. Yah! The thing called bananas. “Actually, we are talking about a thing called BANANAS,” Raj whispered, casting an unholy smile. On the spur of moment, she gave a nasty look wrinkling her nose to the left, provoking both of us to laugh with our ass off. “I am sure! She will google it? They are more curious about all such stuff,” he said once she was out of sight and obviously out of our mind. “You too could have googled it, yaar?” I asked with my mouth wide open. “Why should I, when I know what it is?” He said. “And how it looks like.” HAHAHAHAHA..... and relapsed into howls of laughter. One thing was obviously clear, the proverb was understood the other way round, that too in a negative way- “Sometimes a normal thing said can have an adverse impact! So, think before you speak.”

And the ones who interpreted it wrong- “A little knowledge of language is a dangerous thing! If not you, it might push the other one into trouble.”

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