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Breaking Bread

Breaking Bread

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Published by: Arielle Jenna Davinger on Jul 09, 2012
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BREAKING BREAD

New Mexico’s best meth-themed family restaurant

Schedule 1 Controlled Substances
(appetizers)
Sampler Platter Half measure…$4.99/Full measure…$8.99

Schedule 2 Controlled Substances
(soups & salads)
Potato & Bacon Soup (real bacon, not that fake crap—approved by Walt Jr.)

Schedule 3 Controlled Substances
(entrees)
The Heisen-burger (not the same thing as raisin bran) Los Pollos Hermanos (not the same thing as raisin bran) MetHAMphetamine (not the same thing as raisin bran) Raisin Bran Crunch (it says ‘crunch’ on the box)

Schedule 4 Controlled Substances
(side effects)
Ricin Beans (it’s extremely poisonous!)

Schedule 5 Controlled Substances
(desserts)
The Shakes (vanilla or chocolate) Prolonged Insomnia (cappuchino) Cardiovascular Collapse (fried dough)

ASK FOR YOUR DRINK WITH “ICE” everything is served with chili powder

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