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Summer Issue 2012
“A Journey is best measured in friends rather than miles” – Tim Cahill.
Welcome ALG onlookers! This is the second magazine edition from the Monkey machine, rocking this world! YAHOOOO! This new season has a lot of hot new games out and you’ll notice the inspiration for this Summer Edition. Last edition had a great reception from our members and I am humbled that others enjoyed it as much as I did! It’ll be hard to back up this edition with the same level of content, but I hope that other qualities will keep the awesome standard! So, it’s no surprise that other clans want to be like us. We are after all, something special and unique and I’m proud to call myself an ALGite. My advice to our new recruits is simple: if you are a part of us, we are a part of you. We are loyal and we will look after each other. As mentioned in the last edition – our Legends, Operators and Moderators are here to guide you in the right direction. If you have any questions or suggestions for improvement on our already awesome clan, we have open ears! Enough jibber-jabbering The Monkey Machine time to play some games! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
4..... National Hockey League 1 3 - ALG xFROSTBITEx 5..... Diablo III - ALG xSANDSTORMx 6..... Fallout - ALG Tirkot 7..... Fallout 3 & New Vegas - ALG Tirkot 8..... Batman Arkham City - A Steedo1 2 1 4.... Star Wars: Kinect - ALG xSANDSTORMx Spotlight: 9..... Hall of Fame - Gamers of the Month 1 0.... Rage: A KilledPuppy Product Reviews: 1 1 .... Xbox 360 vs Playstation 3 Debate - A Zombie Pringle 1 2.... ALG Badger 1 32's Gamers Gear Review's Site News: 1 5.... What's happening on ALG
3..... Sengoku Basara: Samurai Heroes - A Zombie Pringle
Disclaimer & Warning: This magazine has contents created by ALG members. That means, there is a lot of 'mommy, what does that word mean'?. Maybe time to put your hands over your ears and get the soap ready for your eyes to wash away all those dirty words. IE: Swearing, people's opinions and goodness knows what else! Images are copywrited to the perspective owners, game reviews and general articles are copywrited to the members who wrote theml but not the creators who actually made the games. ENJOY!
had heard a lot of good things about this before I actually got a chance to play it. One video reviewer of it actually dubbed it “Slaughter Ahoy” and honestly it would be a fitting name for it. The best way I would describe this game is simple. Really easy to figure out and there really isn’t much to it. It is fun though. the game is quite simple. All you do is run around just killing everything in sight. That’s about all there is to it. There is some strategy involved. Each part of the story you are going against a different army. Upon entering their territory you have to go to each part on the map and kill all the enemy soldiers then proceed to take the capture point by killing that specific squad leader. You then keep repeating this process until you get to the last part in which you face the boss (general, leader, etc.) of that army. You have to avoid traps but basically its just about killing the 7. 5 / opposing army. Yes it is simple 10 but its fun regardless. simple comes to mind. Very easy
controls and it only take a couple seconds to actually figure out what does what. Sure there is some tweaks you later unlock such as new attacks and what not but once again, you will figure them out pretty easily. modes to Sengoku Basara. First you have the story mode. Its really easy to follow and actually takes some time to get through since there is 1 0 characters and each character has a different storyline. And second there is a quick battle. Not much to it you just can play as any character on any of the battles you have been in. you can also do local Coop on both story and quick battle. I would have liked to see 7 / some online co-op but Its not 10 such a bad thing that its missing in this game. and would probably play other Sengoku Basara games. There is a few things that could be improved upon. I would recommend this game if you are just looking for a simple and straightforward kind of game / or just want to kill a lot of 8 0 1 stuff. Platforms: PS3 and Wii
9 / 10
Game modes: There is 2 game
Gameplay: As I said previously
Overall: I very much enjoy this game
Controls: Once again the word
o all you hockey fans out there you must be pretty excited. I know I am! Not only is my favorite team, the New Jersey Devils are in the Stanley Cup Finals, but EA just released a couple of days ago a trailer of National Hockey League 1 3. They’re calling their new advancement game as big as when they introduced the skill stick into the series. The addition to the series is true performance skating. With the introduction of TPS, a physics-driven skating engine with over 1 ,000 new animations, they’ve captured the explosiveness, momentum and incredible top end speeds that today’s NHL stars have. TPS also brings a whole new level of creativity to NHL 1 3 players, giving them as much control over how their player moves as the Skill Stick gave them over the hockey stick. Be a GM is the most popular offline mode in NHL 1 2, allowing players to take control of their favorite team and build it into a dynasty from the boardroom to the ice. This year they’re letting you pit your GM skills against those of your friends, allowing you to play in your own 30 team NHL against them. They’ll manage their team, you’ll manage yours as you control your team’s trades, draft picks, lineups, and on ice performance. It’s the ultimate armchair GM experience, offering unrivaled accessibility and depth as players manage, play or coach their team on the road to a dynasty. With five ways to play, this is a mode for every fan of NHL hockey, whether you’re a longtime EA SPORTS NHL player or just a passionate fan of the NHL who wants to moonlight as your favorite team’s GM. A companion mobile app will let players stay connected to their league even when away from their console. Other game play modes have also been improved and there will be deeper reveals to follow, but here is a small taste of what to expect. Hockey Ultimate Team received an impressive new interface as well as changes
to playoffs and tournaments. In Be A Pro you now have greater control over your career, including the ability to request a trade away from your team or decide to hang-up your skates and retire when your virtual knees begin to grow stiff. EASHL, the EA SPORTS online hockey league has received a number of new improvements including the ability to choose club captains, a region based matchmaking system designed to reduce lag and the addition of procedures created to encourage users to play through a full EASHL game. Overall NHL 1 3 gameplay innovations and brand-new connected experiences include: • True Performance Skating: A ground up overhaul of how skating is handled in the NHL series bringing unprecedented reality to video game skating. • EA SPORTS Hockey I.Q.: Smarter computer controlled players who read and react to the entire ice not just what’s right in front of them. You are also able to customize the behavior of your players and team. • GM Connected: The ultimate fantasy hockey league allowing you to play with friends across the world and deepens the experience of Be a GM NHL’s most popular offline game mode allowing players to manage, play or coach while building their team’s legacy. • NHL Moments Live: Rewrite or relive history as you play through the most thrilling moments from the today’s NHL. • Refined on-ice presentation: We bring the most authentic looking NHL hockey experience to-date. • Even more improvements to core offline and online modes including Hockey Ultimate Team, Be a Pro, EA SPORTS Hockey League and more!
he long awaited game has finally arrived! Diablo III has hit stores and it is a very good follow up to original. With many neat features and a well thought-out story line, it is a very fun game. With five classes to pick, I’m sure you will find one accustom to your taste. Whether your style is head-on combat, or long ranged spells, you will get one you like. Since I got this game, I can’t stop playing it! Story: Diablo III starts off with you wandering in the woods. You follow the road up to a small town called “Tristen”. This is where you start your adventure, but first you must help the front gate guard’s fend off an undead attack. After that, you are let into the town to go find Leah; she assigns your first quest. You then get to go and begin you bloody massacre. Earn gold and items for fallen enemies, chest, etc. As you go through the campaign, you will level up and grow stronger. Also, your friends may join your quest at any time! They can come with all their gear and powers and help you out! But be careful, if you join your friend’s game and he is farther than you, your single player game will be skipped up to that point. This will make your experience in Diablo III a very boring and dull one! Classes: The game of Diablo III is very nice. There are five classes for you use. They are; Barbarian, Demon Hunter, Monk, Witch Doctor, and Wizard. All these classes are new except for the Barbarian which has been in previous games. The Barbarian is a “Head on” class. Manly focusing on smashing foes and take a few hits for the team. He can use two one handed weapons, a one hand weapon and shield, and a two handed weapon which will do the most damage but at a slower rate. Demon Hunters are like the Barbarian
counterpart. They attack from afar, using only long-ranged weapons like the crossbow or the bow and arrow. They can use two crossbows, or one bow and arrow. But since the Demon Hunter works from afar, he fails to have any melee training, so he can’t use any melee weapons or fight close range to well, but he is very swift so he can move though the battlefields like a ninja. Then we have the Monk. The Monks attacks are mainly focused on combo moves to increase his damage while he strikes. The Monks have a very limited weapon selection, only using fist based weapons and combat staves. So if you’re a Monk, you better be careful, not many weapons are fist based, so you better be ready for somewhat rough time. Next is the Witch Doctor, able to control the battlefield from afar by conjuring up sprits and the undead to fight for you. Also, in his off hand, is a good place to put an “Orb”. These “Orbs” can help boost your magic powers of conjuring sprits and make you stronger. The Witch Doctor is a unique classes style all of its own. Finally we have the Wizard, a remake of Diablo II’s Sorceress class. The Wizard comes back with some old sorceress powers and a few new tricks up his sleeve. Using his Arcane Magic against foes at long range and dealing a whole lot of damage as well. He can also avoid foes using magic like “Slow Time” or other dodging abilities. The Verdict: Diablo III is a very extensive and well-made game, bringing more to the table than I ever expected. This game shows that 9. 5 / it is far superior to its last installment. I 10 believe that all PC gamers should consider purchasing this game!
So take my word for it, and take a good look and buy this game!
have spent way too much time in the various wastelands I have been lucky to explore. I was also way to young when I played the first one. Still the most hardcore subject matter ever presented to me in a game. I think that's what I like about the series. In this world there is no good or bad just survivors. Your character always a person with no attachments and the world at their fingertips (a pretty messed up world). Fallout is a postapocalyptic role playing game set in the destroyed future imagined by 1 950's American T.V. commercials. The world is filled with items that look like whoever sold them started with it’s the generic item of tomorrow! With countless Easter eggs, famous actors, hours of story and a lot more in my look at the Fallout series. I love the Fallout series. Though not as versed as some who have played Fallout 2 and Fallout Tactics but still a huge fan. I have now played Fallout, Fallout 3 and Fallout New Vegas. I want to write a review of the 3 of the 4 main RPG's in the Fallout series and look at the broader world of the series enjoy. I was very young when I played Fallout with my friend we would spend hours exploring and being shocked by the crazy dialog!
Harold: Where were the mutants coming from? Vault Dweller: Everywhere! Hell, seemed like you couldn't fart without hitting one. But mostly in the northwest. Vault Dweller: You farted Northwest? Harold: [laughs] Pretty good... Noo...
Your Vault dweller could also say crazy things! With so much great dialogue we would save and listen to them all and then continue the story. I literary used a line from this game on ALG Amandah I won't say which one. Every Fallout I have played starts the same the same way you are a lone man sent out into
the unknown with a goal. In the first game you are a vault dweller. In pre-war America "operation safehouse" was started run by the company Vault-tec. The program was to make super bomb shelters that could house and sustain up to a 1 000 people for indefinite amount of time. When the "Great War" began many people found refuge in these huge underground vaults. Only a few of these vaults were designed the way you would think, a large space with supplies to live out your time waiting for nuclear fallout to pass. Instead they became horrific social experiments! (see side bar) Your story begins in one of these vaults in Fallout something goes wrong and you’re sent out into the wasteland. So besides being immediately a beautiful game with a original style the character creator & stat system really let you make your character. The "SPECIAL" was created for the Fallout series a acronym for "Strength, Perception, Endurance, Charisma, Intelligence, Agility and Luck" It did a really great job again in making your character yours also being truly a no-linear game you can go wherever you like at the start of all three games I'm talking about. In the first one you have a certain amount of time to achieve your goal but still plenty of time to search the wastes! With super mutants tons of interesting characters and weapons the game is simply amazing. It holds up to this day against any other turn based RPG mainly because the story is so engaging not to take away from other elements of the game. It was given nearly perfect scores by most reviewers and has been included in many ‘best game of all time’ lists. There are lots of places you can find this game and play it on-line. Fallout won the RPG of the Year award by GameSpot in 1 997. Some of the crazier vaults in the Fallout world! Vault 21 This vault's purpose was gambling, reinforced by having only compulsive
gamblers admitted as vault residents, and with all conflicts within the vault to be resolved through gambling. It is one of the few non-control vaults that didn't end in failure. Vault 27 This vault would be overcrowded deliberately. 2000 people would be assigned to enter, double the total sustainable amount. Vault 29 No one in this vault was over the age of 1 5 when they entered. Parents were intentionally redirected to other vaults Vault 42 No light bulbs of more than 40 watts were provided. Vault 68 one woman 999 men Vault 69 one man 999 women Vault 43 Twenty men, ten women and one panther Vault 55 No entertainment Vault 56 No entertainment except this one critically hated comedian.
Fallout 3 and New Vegas
When Fallout 3 was announced I was so excited to relive my childhood! A new world to explore and I don't even have to share the experience(and character creation) with my friend. Happy to say this game did not disappoint, it begins with you literally being born! You grow up in your vault playing one of the most creative character builder I have ever seen! Once you have decide how you were playing. It did such a great job of letting you be your character. You could live where you want and how you wanted too. The game was beautiful continuing the retrofuturistic style and back humor that made its successor visually stand out while keeping you attention. Its Style, game play and re-playability make both Fallout 3 and New: Vegas two of the best games I have ever played. Every Fallout RPG begins with the same phrase "War ... War never changes" and Bethesda brought in Ron Peralman (Hellboy) to continue his role as the Fallout Narrator. When you begin each game you are given a Pip Boy this huge watch device that is a clever way of letting you check your stats and items. It also doubles as a flash light and more importantly a radio that has been integrated into the story as well. Just like the cars the music is stuck in the time period that inspired the art style. In New Vegas the game uses classics by Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra to help set up the Vegas experience. The radio gives you great music you probably would
never listen to otherwise, while the radiopersonalities respond to the far reaching consequences created by your character and gives you quests. So many weapons are in this game even mini nuke launchers and many weapons that are pop culture references. The point is every aspect of these games stays in step wit the style of the game. The game play is FPS or 3rd person and has VATS system that allows you to make turn based combat decisions in a real time battle. Your character can be customized from face to eyeglasses all that affect your characters stats. Your weapons degrade with use and if playing Hardcore mode you even become thirsty. The world is so big with hours of dungeon crawling each with its own bizarre story or little tribe of crazy people with its own history! New Vegas has the record for most dialogue in a game and its all relevant never feeling phoned in. There is so many ways to fight, dress,things to build, decisions to make that the game can go on forever. If you never have played any of these do yourself a favor and pick up either for the music, story or some of the best open world game play available!
Fallout 3 won many Game of the Year awards in 2008!
Legal battle/Future of the series: Black Isle Studios developed the first two games Fallout & Fallout 2. In 2004, Interplay shut down Black Isle Studios and made another Fallout game (Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel) most fans do not recognize as cannon. Bethesda than got to make Fallout 3 and another game New Vegas was made by Obsi Entertainment. With the huge interest in the franchise the original creators wanted to make a MMORPG. Sounds great but Bethesda and critics accused them of trying to ignore the events that happened in Fallout 3 and Vegas. Creating two time lines or Fallout worlds that would be alike but not the same. Bethesda and Interplay ended up going to court over it with Bethesda winning. We now have a Fallout 4 announced but no date and the MMORPG it seems has been canned (there is a Elder Scrolls one so we will see if we get a Fallout MMO!).
atman Arkham City is a brilliant game! Former Arkham Asylum Warden Quincy Sharp is now mayor of Gotham City, he has moved all bad guys from Blackgate Prison to an area of Gotham which is has huge walls all around it to Arkham City! Dr Hugo Strange runs Arkham City and Batmans job is to see what the fuck is going on inside Arkham City. It starts with the best opening in modern gaming. If you played Arkham Asylum you will adept to this game very fast. It has the same core gameplay as Arkham Asylum. You brawl with one button, counter with another and leap when you feel like it. Batman's got a slew of new counter attacks including the ability to take out several attacking enemies at once and the ability to use nearly every gadget in battle with a hot key system. Even though the system can seem simple (that's if you ignore combos and multipliers) the range in the attacks and battles keeps it interesting. I felt like Batman during gameplay because I had so many gadgets. I would use a smoke pellet to disappear then beat the daylights out of a thug that Joker hired. Or I would use a freeze grenade to take out a gunman. I was not scared when I saw 20 enemies because
I knew that I would take them out fast. Arkham City isn't an open world like Liberty City it's more like a hub world with a bunch of dungeons like The Legend of Zelda or a bigger version of Batman: Arkham Asylum. You can not go into every building, but as you explore, you're going to find you're kept from discovering some of the 400-some Riddler Challenges until you double back with new gadgets. As you unlock the game's dozen side missions, you have to search nooks and crannies for murder victims and political prisoners in distress. Batman: Arkham City isn't perfect, but listing the little things I didn't like gets in the way of all the stuff I adored. The voice acting, the challenges, the amazing opening, the unbelievable ending and the feeling of being the Dark Knight -- these are the things that standout looking back. Batman Arkham City is one of my alltime Favourites, ALG get this its great fun to be a super hero! Yes Mark Hamil is back in this one retaking his role as the Joker!
GAMER TAG: A ZombiePringle
1 . Your first name: Josh 2. Age: 28 3. Location: Kansas, United States. 4. How did you find ALG? I knew about it for a while but found out more when ALG morbid dragged me in. 5. Favourite gaming platform? Xbox 360. 6. Favourite game you have played this year? Forza 4 or NHL '1 2. Both of which I didn't start playing until February. 7. If you could throw any kind of party, what would it be like and what would it be for? Probably a smallish, low key kinda party with no more than 20 people to celebrate my wedding (whenever that will be) 8. What was your favorite food when you were a child? Cheese. Still is too. 9. What’s the #1 most played song on your iPod? Probably Easy/Lucky/Free by Bright Eyes. 1 0. Where’s Waldo? No idea.. he is too much of a ninja for me to find him 1 1 . What is one of your favorite quotes? "No doubt the world is entirely an imaginary world. But it is only once removed from the true world" Isaac Bashevis Singer 1 2. What’s your favorite indoor/outdoor activity? Besides gaming or reading I would say its learning about history. 1 3. What chore do you absolutely hate doing? Dishes 1 4. What is your favorite body part? The eyes. The first physical trait that attracted me to my fiancee was her eyes. 1 5. What sound do you love? My daughter's laughter. 1 6. The best part of Waking up is? Hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep. 1 7. If you were reincarnated as an animal/drink/ice cream flavor, what would it be? A Guinness. There is nothing more awesome than a pint of Guinness. 1 8. If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose? King Alobar from the book "Jitterbug Perfume" by Tom Robbins 1 9. If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you meet? Conor Oberst or Jim Morrison.
Here is a recap of our Gamers of the Month!
Congratulations to all our Gamers of the Month! They have shown to be loyal, hard working and contribute to the success of ALG. Well done guys, we can't wait to see who will be Gamers of the Month in the coming year!
RAGE: Chapter 1
with A Killed Puppy
ow, we all know there are a lot of things that can piss off gamers nowadays, but one thing that pisses a lot of adult gamers off, and I’m sure you all have had it happen to you before, mother fucking team killers! Now don’t get me wrong, I too will team kill when the time is necessarily right, but I will not tolerate people who team kill me for their own benefits for something like a weapon or vehicle. I mean come on! Who the fuck doesn’t get pissed when they end up having some douchebag kill them for absolutely NO FUCKING REASON and then that same exact person takes whatever you had like they found it or something. If I’m going to team kill someone, at least I have reasons of doing it. Not just for shits and giggles. Oh and let’s not forget how once they team kill you, and if you they have a mic to hear you bitch, you get asked that stupid ass question like always. ‘’U mad bro?’’ ‘’Hey bro why are you mad?’’ YES BRO, I am mad you smartass piece of shit. It’s not like we are just so fucking happy when you kill us and then take everything we had when you had no reasons of going about your actions like you do. Seriously, if I’m team killed, personally, I would team kill you if we were both on the police force, you cocksucker. Everytime you get team killed by someone I have a few steps for you.
• 1. File a complaint for being unsporting. • 2. Send them a message instead of raging in game chat and preferably let them know they are not welcome in this world. • 3. Avoid player, try anything to make sure you don’t play that faggot again. • 4. If still in the game, team kill till either booted or they leave. • 5. RAGE
The second thing I would like to rage about would be the little kids. Now I understand, ALG does have some of those types of people, but they are obviously awesome because they are in the best clan in the world! But if they aren’t in ALG, I have a simple word of advice for them DON’T TALK! It has got to be the most annoying thing to my ears when I hear some little kid scream at a game extremely loud and yet he shouldn’t even be on that game! Like come on shouldn’t there be a parent around to smack their kid upside the head and tell them to shutup? Seriously it is so fucking annoying to hear a little kid scream, especially if they have a Kinect. Not only do you have to listen to them scream but they repeat the same words like 500 times. ‘’Hello?’’ ‘’Hello?’’ ‘’Hello?’’ ‘’Hello?’’ ‘’Can anyone hear me?’’ ‘’Anyone?’’. Sorry kid, but we don’t want to talk to you, it’s just that simple, we do not want to talk to you and hear about your day in 3rd grade arts and crafts, effin ridiculous. Or how about when they sit there and try to play the game and they are just getting destroyed making your team lose? Like seriously, if a parent has a kid that is under the age of 1 3, they seriously should not be letting them play Halo or Call of Duty, because those are big boy games, usually T for Teen or M for Mature. Not T for Toddler or M for Mommy. Every time I hear a little kid now I usually end up muting them and reporting them for offensive language that way they get muted by Microsoft hopefully, because it is just absolutely annoying to listen to them. Again, I am not trying to offend anyone in ALG who might have a squeaky voice or anything like that, you’re cool in my book considering you joined ALG and you’re hopefully here to stay with a clan of badasses and help us dominate the Xbox Live platform. Other than that I hope you guys enjoyed my article and if not oh well haters gon’ hate. Hahaha but anyways I’m done so everyone have a nice day!
his is the debate that has been going on ever since 2006 when the Playstation 3 first released. Which is the superior console? Is it the Xbox 360 or the Playstation 3? No matter how you look at it there is no clear cut winner here. Each console has something to offer that the other doesn’t. When it comes down to it there is only one determining factor personal preference. When you think of the Playstation 3 one of the first things that comes to mind is probably Blu-Ray. This of course means that in theory the graphics are likely to be superior and for those really big games it also means the possiblity of only having 1 disc as opposed to the Xbox version of the game. While it is true that the PS3 may have the better graphics this also means that there is longer loading times. And that multiple disc issue? That really isn’t that much of a deciding factor when it comes down to it. Who cares if you have to get up and put the second disc in? After sitting around playing a game for a while we all need to stand up and stretch a little anyways.. you can just pop that second disc in at that point. So once again there truly is no way to decide the superior console based on the type of disc alone.
By A Zombie Pringle
Now moving along to online play. I’ve heard quite a bit from those that favor the Playstation the typical response to Xbox Live “Why should I pay to play my games online? On the Playstation Network its free.” While it is true that it costs for Xbox Live the fact is the cliché phrase “You get what you pay for” applies here. Microsoft offers much more with their online service than Sony offers with theirs. Plus there does seem to be an overall better quality to the Xbox Live Servers while gaming. So the question is which is the better option for online features? The free, Good but not great service or the one that costs extra money but offers more? There is quite a bit more than can be brought up for both consoles but ultimately the consumer will decide which he or she prefers based on which console best fits their gaming needs. As much as it pains me to say, being more of an Xbox fan than anything, There is no way to prove that either console is the better option. Each one offers great options for gaming and entertainment and that is likely to be the case for years to come, even upon release of the next generation Xbox and Playstation.
Turtle Bltac/ XPEar e a h’s 500 Force De
id you hear that? I sure as hell did with my Ear Force Deltas by Turtle Beach ($300). These babies are full of Turtle Beach’s latest technology that’ll be sure to have you hearing gun shots whizzing Ear Force XP500 by your face, soldiers jumping out of second story windows, and transvestite hookers swinging at you with pool noodles (I’m sure there’s some game out there where that happens). These headsets are fully wireless and bluetooth compatible, meaning that you can listen to tunes from your laptop, take calls, and get headshots in Call of Duty all at once with no wires to get tangled up in! They are outfitted with 5.1 /7.1 Dolby surround sound so you can easily tell from which direction footsteps are coming from and get the drop on your opponents. Turtle Beach has also developed presets for the headset that can allow you to hone in on footsteps, hear every noise, or sound like a sqeaker over the chat. The only
downside I can find with the Deltas are that the battery life is not enough for a hardcore gamers and you will find yourself dishing out a good amount of money for batteries. These headsets are the limited edition MW3 version of the Ear Force XP500 ($270) which is 9. 5 / equally as good as far as 10 quality goes, it just doesn’t have the Call of Duty look to it and it doesn’t come with all the MW3 goodies. I strongly recommend this headset! Check it out on Turtle Beach’s website: www.turtlebeach.com
Ear Force Delta Headset in its awesome case!
GunnarEyptikar O ewe s Gaming
o you play 3+ hours of Xbox / PS3 / Wii / PSVita / Atari / Super Nintendo / Game Boy / GameCube /Game Whateverthefuck in one session? Do your eyes feel fatigued after mercilessly slaughtering countless zombies in CoD? Do you have a headache after spending all night constructing the most badass mansion in Minecraft only to have one of your friends grief it? Then my first advice for you is to get some fresh air! But if you can not simply tear yourself away from the glowing screen then I recommend picking up a pair of Gunnars. Their prices range for the different types of Gunners, anywhere between $79.00 to $1 89.00. I have owned a pair since MW3 came out and I have not had a single Xbox induced headache since then! My eyes are fresh after playing for 6+ hours and I don’t feel like I’m in an alternate universe after turning CoD off. These glasses work for me because I usually play for extended amounts of time, but if you only play for and hour or two, you will not notice any effect. These glasses are also great for people who spend hours on end staring at a computer screen trolling in random forums, watching Netfix, or writing that perfect essay that your teacher/professor will undoubtably have to give you an A++ on... or at least a C. In fact, I am wearing my Gunnars at the time of me writing this review and my eyes don’t feel like a cat is scratching 8. 8 / at them like they used to 10 before I bought them. Gunnars can be outfitted to be prescription glasses for people who need them and can also prevent the drying out of contact lenses, plus they look sleek. So, if you spend a good portion of your life looking at a screen, pick up some Gunnars, and your eyes will thank you later! Check them out at www.gunnars.com
GAMER TAG: ALG GoldEagle (AKA A Dutch Guy) 1 . Your first name: Mitchell 2. Age: 1 9 3. Location: Netherlands 4. How did you find ALG? A good friend of mine ALG invader made me join this clan even i didn't wan't to but he kept asking me, so i was like FINE !! 5. Favourite gaming platform? xbox 360 duhh .... 6. Favourite game you have played this year? Ghost recon future soldier ( recomended ) 7. If you could throw any kind of party, what would it be like and what would it be for? Music as loud as possible, too much alcohol, hot girls and the party last forever. The reason why i would give this party is because partying is the best thing there is. 8. What was your favorite food when you were a child? pizza obviously 9. What’s the #1 most played song on your iPod? megadeth - this day we fight 1 0. Where’s Waldo? in a box on a plane, on it's way to antartica, because he thinks that smoking weed is legal there. 1 1 . What is one of your favorite quotes? if today was perfect there will be no need for tommorow 1 2. What’s your favorite indoor/outdoor activity? partying all night 1 3. What chore do you absolutely hate doing? doing the dishes. why can't we just throw em away and buy new one's? 1 4. What is your favorite body part? boobs i guess 1 5. What sound do you love? the sound of people trying to speak my launglish haha 1 6. The best part of Waking up is? waking up with a hot girl right next to you, naked lol 1 7. If you were reincarnated as an animal/drink/ice cream flavor, what would it be? a cat, there so cute 1 8. If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose? CJ the coolest gangster of GTA san andreas 1 9. If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you meet? gemma atkinson and somebody else ;)
ow we all have seen the Star wars movies (If you haven't, you really should see them.). Well have you ever wonder what it's like to use the force, or fight with a lightsaber? Well now you can!! Kinect introduces the Star wars game. Fight in deadly combat with a lightsaber, Lift objects and breaks bones with the force, and play some of the cool modes like “PodRacing”. Jedi, you may be. This game brings the lightsaber to your inventory. Slash enemies with killing blows with your lightsaber. But you also must block those deadly blasters from hurting you but how? You use your lightsaber. Block blaster shots and defect them back at your attack to show them whose boss. Also dodge your enemy’s lightsaber by sliding left or right. Then go in for the kill. But make sure you’re not dying from all the action. Also, you can unleash the true Jedi within you as you control the force. Learn from the master himself, Yodi. As you Throw explosives, lift Storm Troopers off the ground, and catch incoming projectiles. You’ll learn the true meaning when it comes to being a Jedi. Don’t worry though the force isn’t too hard to control. Simple hand movements like a push or a swipe up can make a devastating blow in –game. This game also offers some cool modes of gameplay like “PodRacing”. Control your own Speed Bike as you race a friend or fight Storm Troopers. Lean to move left or right to avoid obstacles and gun down your foes! Speed up by stepping forward and watch as your foes are left in the dust. This mode is an amazing aspect of the game. But like every game, there are always negatives. Such as the controls, it may be fun to have the force and lightsaber. But with some delayed movement and uneasy aiming with the force, it makes the game somewhat difficult to enjoy. Also as the graphics are very much just a big cartoon. But if you’re a hardcore adult a Star Wars fan, this game may not be your type. As this game direction heads for a younger audience, many hardcore fans will find this game as a very big disappointment. So as my review folds, this game has its up’s and downs. I’m rating this game a 3/5, as it soon as the controls start to glitch; this becomes very frustrating to play. But it is a game of decent gameplay and Interesting story. So if you’re going to buy it, make sure you prepare for a little anger as you play.
ALG OLYMPICS! The Opening Ceremony for ALG Olympic Video Games is on the 27th July 201 2. Organised by the Misc mastermind A Steedo1 2, he has worked long and hard to coordinate everything in order for the games to run smoothly. A HUGE shout out to A Steedo1 2 for working his tail off to get it all happening! This will be a great test to see if the Olympics will be an ongoing feature of ALG! Events are: C&C Red Alert 3 - 7/28 7pm Forza Motorsports 3 Drag - 29/7 7pm MW3 FFA - 7/29 8pm Halo Reach Swat - 7/29 9.30pm GTA IV Triathlon - 7/30 6pm MW3 Quick Scope - 7/30 9pm Battlefield 3 Squad Deathmatch - 7/31 7pm Crysis 2 FFA - 8/1 7pm Halo Reach 5 Shot - 8/2 8pm Halo Reach Race - 8/2 9pm Minecraft Survival - 8/3 7pm FIFA1 2 Tournament - 8/4 8pm Full House Poker Tournament - 8/5 7pm Closing Ceremony - 8/6 http://www.alistgamers.com/olympicevents PROMOTION!! Every now and then, there is a member that exceeds expectations and catches the eye of their favorite division's operator, however, this particular member, now moderator, has caught the eyes of two operators. I am pleased to announce the promotion of A LazyPegger to moderator for both the Call of Duty and Miscellaneous Games divisions. I'd like everyone to congratulate Pegger on becoming our first ever inter-division mod as well as his promotion in general! Great job Pegger!
PROMOTION!! A Lazzy Auzzie or commonly known as ALG Yeahboy, has been promoted to our fist ever Social Media Director in the Website Division. He has been doing an amazing job, running our ALG Facebook page, with daily lobby announcements and news. Not only has he been doing a good job as our Comm. Specialist but as a person, he is a very awesome Member that everyone in ALG likes to talk too and and he is so easy to get along with as well. That is why he was chosen by Amandah and myself for this Title. He will be in charge of our Facebook page, Twitter, and other Social Media Apps. He will also be running any Social Networking Events like Chatroom Trivia or is so lucky to have such an any other fun events he can think of. So Everyone awesome Member in our Congratulate A Lazzy Auzzie on his new Promotion and ALG Community!
GAMER TAG: A Lazy Auzzie 1 . Your first name: Reece 2. Age: 22 3. Location: Beenliegh, Brisbane, QLD (QUEENSLANDER) 4. How did you find ALG? From some strange Auzzie. A Steedo1 2 5. Favourite gaming platform? Don't have one. (Xbox) 6. Favourite game you have played this year? Battlefield 3 7. If you could throw any kind of party, what would it be like and what would it be for? ALG get together beach party and get choclate wasted. 8. What was your favorite food when you were a child? Taco's 9. What’s the #1 most played song on your iPod? Lyrical Commission Hells Basement or All Out War 1 0. Where’s Waldo? Living it up on a Kangaroo in the outback 1 1 . What is one of your favorite quotes? Sunshine lolliepops Sunshine everday 1 2. What’s your favorite indoor/outdoor activity? NRL, Bodyboarding, xbox and skateboarding 1 3. What chore do you absolutely hate doing? washing dishes 1 4. What is your favorite body part? My Hand 1 5. What sound do you love? Boom Headshot from Counter Strike. 1 6. The best part of Waking up is? I'm alive and good morning 1 7. If you were reincarnated as an animal/drink/ice cream flavor, what would it be? A parrot so I can fly. 1 8. If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose? Invisable man 1 9. If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you meet? Ned Kelly
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DONATIONS NEEDED!! Anyone can donate something they like as one of your "Favorite Things". These things don't have to cost a lot of money or be physical things. For example, you could agree to be someone's "Achievement Slave" for the day, agreeing to help them get any achievements they need for one of your favorite games. All offers are welcome apply in the General Section of the forums!
Summer Issue 2012