New Proposals For Banning Members

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Started at 19th February 2009 05:51 AM by H3LL
Visit at http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=135880
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Author : H3LL
Date : 19th February 2009 05:51 AM
Thread Title : New Proposals For Banning Members
1. Looking a bit Welsh
2. Stepping on the cracks in the pavement
3. Discovered to be secretly grumpy
4. Inappropriate Capitalisation
6. Keeping up your X-Mas avatar until february.
7. Failing to capitalize months of the year
8. Being French
9. Not biting the heads off jelly babies or gummy bears
10. Lighting three cigarettes off the same match.
11. Supporting Norwich City.
12. Liking mashed turnip.
13. Pursing lips while posting.
14. Flagrant and irresponsible use of the word "resource" as a verb.
15. Verbing words.
16. Nouning words
17. Adverbially wording words
18. Not introducing an inappropriate sexual or double entendre element to a thread by
at least the 10th post.
19. Using exceptionally obscure Britishisms. Whether a Britishism is exceptionally
obscure or not will be in my sole judgment.
20. Posting two words in The Three Word Story.
21. Posting four words in The Three Word Story.
22. Newbies posting in The Three Word Story.
23. ANYONE posting in The Three Word Story.
24. Hot-linking images of enormous women on tiny bicycles.
25. Riding an enormous bicycle attempting to "hot-link" women.
26. Cutting the corners off your Wendy's hamburger to enforce a 1:1 meat/bun aspect
ratio
27. Drinking an entire case of merlot and posting a particularly voluminous stream of
consciousness rant that ends in 49 pages of the letter "Z."
28. Losing your disc or failing to follow commands. End of Line.
29. Posting while banned. See rule 1 to 28.
30. Using a mobile while posting.
"Hello? I'm on the thread. What's that? We're just going through a narrow bandwidth. I'm
calling to tell you that I'll call you when I get in to the office. No, I said I'm on the thread.
Yeah, okay. What?"
31. Saying supposably.
32) Using British spellings
33) Pretending to be Canadian, unless it is to avoid association with American
politicians
34. Using parentheses instead of periods when numbering new proposals
35. Using misleading American words like 'kids' (unless you really are referring to the
offspring of goats) and 'gotten' (unless you're quoting Shakespeare)
38. Use of bizarre and difficult to read colours and fonts.
Goodness - you're not referring to me, are you?
36. Using American spelling.
37. Creating parody threads.
38. Use of bizarre and difficult to read colours and fonts.
39. Inappropriate defenestration.
Not numbering entries in numbered lists.
41. Expressing any ideas, concepts, jokes etc. using or employing any known language,
cypher, numeric system etc. at all.
42. Refusing to accept that the ultimate question can never be known because we
already know the answer.
43. 42
44. Quoting posts before they are posted.*
* I must admit that was a first for me TD. :D

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Author : Dorian Gray
Date : 21st February 2009 03:27 PM
45. Speaking in a language other than English. Or even speaking English. Because if
you speak, no one will know you've said anything. See, this is largely a text-based
forum, not an audial one. So you must type it, not say it.
46. Going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.
(Going on and on and on and on is acceptable.)
47. Affecting the knavish pretense that one is, in fact, English. Cheers!
48. Fronting all, like, Americanish and junk.
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Author : The Drain
Date : 21st February 2009 03:57 PM
49. Having an enormous glass of wine while posting and not offering any to anyone
else.
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Author : Wildy
Date : 22nd February 2009 07:35 AM
50. There is no proposal 50.
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Author : Travis
Date : 22nd February 2009 08:04 AM
51. Proposing proposals beyond a declaration of "no more proposals."
52. lol'ing at the lulz.
53. Thinking "teh" is cute and witty.
54. I forgot what 54 was for.
55. Posting YouTube links of Charles Manson dancing to James Brown.
56. Starting a call out thread and then never returning.
57. Throwing a superfluous "A" at the beginning of "E" words in order to sound
Aenlightened.
58. Being obnoxiously happy. :D
59. Misnumbering proposals due to ignorance or stupidity
58. Being obnoxiously happy. :D
59. Misnumbering proposals due to ignorance or stupidity
947.2 X 106. What he said.
61. Ignoring these rules.
61. Thou shalt not soundeth overly pretentious.
62. Pretending to sound pretentious.

63. Turning Monty Python jokes into bannable offences.
64. Expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
65. Poncing in here expecting things like the queen of bloody Sheba.
66. Waltzing in here to do British Comedy Sketches.
67. Overuse of the word "shrubberies."
68. Thinking you're cultured because you've seen Red Dwarf.
69. Making jokes about "69."
70. Dissing Red Dwarf.
72. Complaining about having made a witty post to this thread, lost it because of yet
another forum database error, and come back to see that every one of your ideas has
now been posted by sombody else.
71. Posting proposals in the wrong order.
72. Sniffing glue.
72. Using a number somebody else just used.
73. Not recognising that '39 is the greatest space travel song of all time
74. Having three sockpuppets, all named after dead folk guitarists.
75. Starting threads that go on for more than 10 pages
76. Shooting the sheriff -- even if you didn't shoot the deputy
77. Posting anything more in the Vision From Feeling thread.
78. People who insist on folding paper length-wise rather than width-wise.
79. People who fold paper width-wise and don't follow it up with a length-wise fold.
80. People who post in threads just to raise their post count. ;):D
81. Pretending to know what Welsh people look like.
82. Writing in Welsh.
83. Araf.
84. Calling a herbal/animal infusion "tea". Panad?
85. Pecking out a post one-handed while wolfing down a turkey sandwich.
LXXXVI - Using non-standard numbering systems.
87. Improper apostropheization, e.g., "This is humor at it's best..."
88. Editing one's posts without giving a reason.
89, Not edjiting wons post for a rasin.
90. Letting your body thetans run around without a leash on.
91. Not putting up your Guy Fawkes mask when you're done with it.
92. Excessive and gratuitous hand-jiving and Charleston-ing.
93. Listening to the radio at anything other than a reasonable volume from 9 to 11.
94. Not changing your avatar in more than a year.
95. Changing your avatar in less than a year.
96. Using 'apostropheization' and hoping to get away with it as a real word.
97. Having a username where letters are replaced by numbers.
98. Having a username where numbers are replaced by letters.
99. Having a username at all.
100. Posting the hundredth entry in a list without making it something interesting or
memorable.
101. Making lists.
102. Tying scarves around your microphone stand and breaking out into random fits of
scat singing.
103. Holding the last note of "November Rain" for more than 10 seconds.
104. Spamming picture threads with photos of your last karaoke night.
105. Not showing your work.
106. Tailgating me.
107. Not getting out of my way.
108. Being from a made up place.
109. Not realising that all place names are made up.
110. Missing golden opportunities for subjects associated with the number 101.
111. Not recognising that November Rain is Guns 'N' Roses greatest ever song.
112. Screwing the rules because you have money. (Let's see who gets this.)
113. Flashing avatars
114. gingers
115. calling or spelling it "expresso"
116. posting while not on the whiskey
117) Improper use of "y'all" as a plural. ( "y'all" is singular; either "all y'all" or "all y'alls"
is the proper plural)
76) Use of hexadecimal for numbering of lists.
01110111) Use of binary for numbering of lists.
120) Using the 'laughing dog' smiley outside the CT forum.
121. Using the 'laughing dog' smiley inside the CT forum.
122. posting 1 hnded wl jrkin off in2 a trky samwich
123. Bringing the whole level of discourse down, down into the gutter
124.
125.
126.
127.
128. Posting "meaningful" silences
129. Chalking up numbers.
130. Posting when you should be working
131. Working when you should be posting.
132. Posting while working.
133. Posting invisible text.
134. Posting in obnoxious colours and fonts
135. Reposting rules that have already been posted, except using a different obnoxious
colour and font.
136. Overexplaining.
138. Posting invisible marquees
139. Skipping 137
140. Joining the JREF Forums.
141. Using single-letter identities.
142. Using vowels in one's username.
143. Posting "Who cares?" or "Yawn," or some other expression of jaded boredom and
ennui as one's sole contribution to a thread. If you don't care, then don't post.
And stop converting precious oxygen into carbon dioxide while you're at it.
144. Being gross.
145. Pleonastic acronyms usage - such as failing your SAT test, forgetting your PIN
number for the ATM machine and using BASIC code for your CAD design.
number for the ATM machine and using BASIC code for your CAD design.I dinged a
guy at work on that yesterday, when he sent out an email to our section asking if
anyone was scheduled for a training class on March 2. I replied (all), "Is there some
other kind of class being offered?"
Then added, "On March 2, I'll be out all morning - I'll be going to the bank's ATM
machine, where I'll enter my PIN number to get some cash. Then I'm going to go look
for a new car, preferably a foreign import. If I'm out when you call, leave a message at
the sound of the beep. I'll let y'all know if I successfully buy a new car."
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Author : FireGarden
146. Paying cash for cars
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Author : maddog
number for the ATM machine and using BASIC code for your CAD design.
CAD = Computer Aided Drafting
CAD design may be nonsensical, but ... oh, never mind!
147. Recursively nitpicking about someone else's nitpicking.
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Author : FireGarden
148. Nitpicking about the bush
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Author : Z
149. Mentioning Bush at all.
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Author : BPSCG
150. Hiring someone to dicks your own potatoes.
ETA: Speaking of which, pillory hasn't been around for a long time.
:(
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Author : JollyRoger
151. Asking for some one to prove what they say is real and not a belief.
152. Trying to get the other side of a story with little or no success.
153. Trying to voice your opinion in a socially acceptable way, and rubbing people the
wrong way in the proses.
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Author : H3LL
Date : 26th February 2009 12:18 PM
154. Finding web pages to make a point that didn't need to be made. (http://
www.thefreedictionary.com/Computer-Aided+Design)
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Author : Prometheus
155. Accusing other posters of Ad Hominem without actually knowing what the term
means (other fallacies as well, but this is by far the most abused one here).
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Author : JoeyDonuts
156. Strawman! Strawman! Of course I know what a strawman is.
Pssst! What's a "strawman?"

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Author : maddog
154. Finding web pages to make a point that didn't need to be made. (http://
www.thefreedictionary.com/Computer-Aided+Design)
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/computer-aided+drafting
You were saying? :cool:
And I was saying:
147. Recursively nitpicking about someone else's nitpicking. :p
Fie on it! Where's my beer?!?!? :D
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Author : FireGarden
157. Using quotation marks to "negate", or otherwise modify, the meaning of words.
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Author : JihadJane
158. Drinking "beer".

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Author : Prometheus
159. "Drinking" beer.
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Author : Z
160. "Drinking Beer."
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Author : JoeyDonuts
161. Ordering an entire plate of chili chese fries, and then eating only one or two.
162. Not turning down that damned Air Supply record. Seriously, we've talked about
this.
163. Consuming any of the following 750 mL bottles in their entirety: Wild Irish Rose,
Thunderbird, Night Train, Cisco, MD 20/20, White Ace.
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Author : BPSCG
164) Hanging out by the ladies' changing room while Mrs. BPSCG is in there. You know
who you are.
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165) Making bad puns like "Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making
headlines."
166) Being as pleonasty as you want to be like.
167) Marketing Windows
168) Being a conservative with long blonde hair
169) making another joke about '69', like 'if you've seen 169, you've seen them all'
170) Bogarting all the numbers
171) Bacalling all cars
172) making a two-part pun based on old-fashioned references to two 1940s movie
icons and an old detective show, no matter how clever
173) adjusting your ballcock, playing in the cockpit, or doing anything else that sounds
naughty but really isn't
174) calling your dolls 'action figures'
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Thunderbird, Night Train, Cisco, MD 20/20, White Ace. Side Note: I've never hurled of
some of those.
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Author : Dave Rogers
Date : 2nd March 2009 02:40 AM
175. I'm not telling you again what you did, you know perfectly well, we've talked about
this hundreds of times before.
Dave
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Author : Wildy
176. Pith.
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Author : H3LL
177. Lisps.
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Author : Wildy
178. Lithps
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Author : calebprime
179. Anyone who's always funnier than I am should be banned. Starting with Tragic
Monkey. Actually, that's everyone at the JREF but Gumboot.
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Author : Z
I'm funnier than calebprime AND Gumboot! Yay!
180. Being less funny than calebprime.
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181. Posting parody threads. I know it's already no. 37, but it warrants getting banned
twice.
Dave
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Author : H3LL
182. Identifying parody threads as parody threads. I think it's also a crime, last time I
looked.
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Author : FireGarden
Date : 2nd March 2009 01:47 PM
183. Reporting members for breaching rules 1-182
184. Needing someone to breach rule 182 in order to avoid breaching rule 183
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Author : JihadJane
Date : 3rd March 2009 05:05 AM
185. Making more than one proposal per post.
186. "Wittily" breaking your own rule immediately after proposing it.
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Author : NobbyNobbs
94. Not changing your avatar in more than a year.
95. Changing your avatar in less than a year.
187. Not having an avatar at all.
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188. Maniacal laughter. Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
189. Multiple exclamation marks.

Dave
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Author : Beerina
999,999,999,999. If female, do not ban.
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Author : NobbyNobbs
999,999,999,998. Numbering lists out of order.
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Author : JoeyDonuts
Date : 3rd March 2009 07:06 PM
192. Smugly getting numerical lists back on track out of some sort of delusional selfrighteousness.
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Author : arthwollipot
193. Repeating earlier list entries.
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Author : H3LL
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[Post 120]
Author : JoeyDonuts
195. Spooning Userisms.
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Date : 4th March 2009 01:39 AM
196. Spooning.
Dave
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Author : calebprime
197. Paen 2 My Valentine...ing.
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Author : maddog
198. Leaving your cellphone on in class.
Oh wait... am I in the right...?
Never mind.
(if that isn't funny to you -- well, some jokes are just for me)
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[Post 124]
Author : NobbyNobbs
11000111. Numbering your list in something other than base 1010.
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Author : BPSCG
200) Starting parody threads. Seriously. These forums are starting to look like a spam
repository. Knock it off.
Someone may have already come up with this one. I don't care.
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Date : 4th March 2009 04:33 PM
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Author : BPSCG
202) Complaining that someone is repeating earlier list entries.
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Author : Prometheus
203. Complaining that someone else is complaining.
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Author : H3LL
http://forums.randi.org/picture.php?albumid=14&pictureid=718 Gratuitous use of

graphics.
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Author : H3LL
205. Over use of teh the (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?
p=4486879#post4486879) BB Code
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206. Any reference to The DaVinci Code.
Dave
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Author : FireGarden
207. Not recognising that the Da Vinci Code is a classic of some genre or other.
208. Spending more than a minute thinking of a rule no-one will follow.
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Author : H3LL
209. Putting rules in the edit box.
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Author : FireGarden
210. Not reading (or caring) why people edit their posts.
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212. Tricking people into numbering rules out of sequence.
213. Doing the same using invisible fonts.
Dave
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Author : FireGarden
215. Not posting rule 214 except as a private message to yourself.
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216. Not falling for it.
Dave
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Author : H3LL
217. Thinking accelerating rapidly in a straight line qualifies as a "sports car" and
posting pictures of it.
218. Knowing full well that vehicle handles corners like a drunk in a row-boat and still
posting pictures of it as a "sports car".
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Author : TjW

219. Testily replying that drag racing is a sport.
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Author : JihadJane
220. Uninventing the wheel.
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Author : maddog
221. Posting the rule numbered with your birthdate (i.e. 2/21).
222. Picking subtle ways to whine about nobody posting a "Happy Birthday" thread to
you, for the nth year in a row.
223. Sweating the petty things and petting the sweaty things.
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224. Posting low-quality photos of antelope testicles.
225. Dropping a nuclear weapon on someone.
226. Sleeping with Pamela Anderson.
227. Farting through a tube into a balloon
228. Saying 'whingeing' instead of 'whining'
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Author : Sun Countess
229. Posting in a thread for no other reason than trying out your new avatar.
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[Post 144]
Author : JihadJane
230. Having sex with a goat in private.
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Author : JihadJane
231. Members should be banned simply for being members. Get rid of them.
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232.
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Author : FireGarden
232.
I think that bears repeating.
233. Asking for the crust to be cut off your sandwiches.
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Author : TjW
234. Asking for the crusts FireGarden cuts off his sandwiches.
235. Telling the joke about why you can't starve at the beach.
Because of the sand which is there.
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236. Telling the joke about where you were when you dropped your breakfast waffle on
the beach.
Sandy Eggo
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237 and 238:
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Author : JihadJane
239:
Enigmatic speechlessness. Off with their heads!
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Author : BPSCG
239:
Enigmatic speechlessness. Off with their heads!I guess that's not a surprising
sentiment from someone who calls herself "JihadJane"...
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240: Starting threads about vaginas.
241: Forgetting to post any more than numbers to the list.

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Author : H3LL
242. Having an active ignore list.
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242: Actively ignoring what other people post.
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Author : H3LL
243. Ignoring what people actively post.
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Author : Georg
244. Actively posting what other people ignore.
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Author : Georg
245. Unsuccessfully trying to play funny word games in a foreign language.
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246. Posting questions in the trivia thread that nobody can answer.
Dave
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Author : ImaginalDisc
Q) Not following directions.
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Author : FireGarden
248. If you still haven't found what you're looking for in God's country where, with or
without you, the streets have no name.
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Author : BPSCG
249) Putting a big green smiley icon next to your new Humor forum thread's name, so
people won't think your Humor forum thread isn't humorous.
250) Stepping on my proposal # 248 for banning members, FireGarden.
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Author : H3LL
251. Not realising that a 2006 thread is not usually considered new. With or without
inappropriate smilies.
252. Using "inappropriate' way too much.
253. Complaining in your post and your edit box.
254. Working in your dressing gown.

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Author : FireGarden
255. Not knowing where your towel is
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Author : Prometheus
256. Stealing other members' towels.
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Author : FireGarden
257. Blaming "thieves" instead of admiting to senility. (It's wrapped round your waist!)
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Author : Georg
258. Admitting to senility on a discussion forum.
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Author : BPSCG
259) Admitting to pederasty on a discussion forum.
404) Numbering lists in octal
105) Numbering lists in hexadecimal
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[Post 169]
Author : NoZed Avenger
CCLXII. Using Roman numerals for numbering.
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Author : H3LL
2. Roaming 6 numerals
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Author : maddog
264. Random references to Julianne Hough, without pictures.
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Author : Georg
265. Random references to Sylvia Brown, with pictures.
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Author : BPSCG
CCLXII. Using Roman numerals for numbering.See no. LXXXVI (http://
forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=4459780#post4459780).
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Author : FireGarden
266. Proposing rule 267
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Author : BPSCG
267) Proposing rule 266.
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Author : FireGarden
268. Using that schoolyard rhyme where everything bounces off you and sticks to me
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Author : rjh01
269. Suggesting that a member be banned for reasons that a certain admin is guilty of.
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Author : rjh01
270. Making a humorous post in this sub forum.
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Author : M.R.B.
271. Posting your first post ever in the Humor sub-forum without being the least bit
funny or even clever.
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Author : FireGarden
272. Welcoming newbies to the forum
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273. Seconding other people's welcomes.
Dave
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274. Seconding other people's banning rules.
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Author : FireGarden
275. Breathing too loudly. Especially over a phone.
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Author : maddog
276. Breathing
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Date : 21st March 2009 06:58 PM

277. Inventing a rectal barometer.
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Author : Prometheus
278. Publicly demonstrating a rectal barometer.
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Author : TjW
279. Inventing a rectal anemometer.
280. Demonstrating the rectal anemometer.
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Author : rjh01
281. Mentioning the word rectal in a post.
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Author : FireGarden
278. Publicly demonstrating a rectal barometer.
282. Finally undertanding Prometheus' facial expression -- inculding the wink!
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Author : Doug Higley
Eliminating NEW members who come on their 3rd post and make a suggestion...as if...
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Author : FireGarden
284. Knowing less than a newbie about the AAH section of the forum
285. Not understanding that 3 posts makes you an old hand and so unfit to recieve a
"welcome to the forum" post.
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Author : TjW
286. Failing to number a proposed rule.
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Author : JihadJane
287. Abandoning all hope without a towel.
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Author : H3LL
288. Being hoopy.
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289. Failing to recognize that anyone who comes on their third post is very sensitive,
indeed.
290. Wondering that if you can capitalize on communism, why can't you communize on
capitalism.
291. Asking someone if they're working hard or hardly working.
292. Peeing in a cup for the man.

293. Even if that man has paid you $300 to pee in the cup.
294. Even if that man throws in an extra $200 if you watch him drink it.
295. Even if that man is actually a woman.
296. Even if that woman is actually your mother-in-law.
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297. Referring to your mother-in-law
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Author : Prometheus
298. Replacing the toilet paper roll the wrong way.
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Author : JoeyDonuts
299. Skibbbbledee ghghy forek yd, nice before you thghgtks lskejfw without a prayer of
skiblekdd, sdicdfhkli - and Bob's your uncle.
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Author : H3LL
Pause
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Author : H3LL
300. Being Spartan.
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Author : H3LL
301. Manipulating posts so that the 300th rule is the 200th post.
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Author : JoeyDonuts
302. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start. Come on now.
There's no call for that.
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Author : H3LL
303. Owning rifle bullets.
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Author : JoeyDonuts
304. Loading your magazines with the pointy end facing YOU.
Don't snicker too much. Some of the Ensigns I worked with back in the day used to
load Beretta 9mm mags backwards constantly.
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Author : FireGarden
305. Rolling up magazines so that they have a pointy end
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Author : Doug Higley
306: Not owning Bullets
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Author : TjW
307. Owning Bullit on VHS
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Author : rjh01
308. Buying VHS tapes. I have seen them on sale.
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Author : H3LL
309. Wishing happy birthday to someone you don't really know on an Internet forum.
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Author : FireGarden
310. Posting in this thread less frequently than once a day.
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Author : H3LL
311. Choosing to measure your days by those of planets other than Earth.
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Author : JihadJane
312. Not being sure whether or not you really know someone on an internet forum.
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Author : BPSCG
308. Buying VHS tapes. I have seen them on sale.313) Having a birthday one day
removed from mine. I don't like intrusions into my personal space.
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Author : a_unique_person
314. Using Latin.
315. Using Latin in italics.
316. Seeing how long it takes the moderators to find your sock puppet.
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317. Creating threads so long they kill the server because MySQL and VBulletin are
such lousy software.
318. Choosing VBulletin to run your Forum.
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Author : rjh01
319. Having a forum that is bigger than mickey mouse and not using VBulletin to run
your Forum.
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316. Seeing how long it takes the moderators to find your sock puppet.
320. Posting a "New Proposal for Banning Members" that's actually a valid, current
reason.
Dave
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Author : 3point14
321. Only having 2DP in your username.
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322. Being a transcendental number, yet having made an integer number of posts.
Dave
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Author : FireGarden
323. Being less than half of a dynamic duo
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Author : Prometheus

322. Being a transcendental number, yet having made an integer number of posts.
Dave
324. Making a transcendental number of posts.
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Author : JihadJane
245. Yogic flying.
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246. mispeled werds.
247. unpossible words.
248. Smearing peanut butter all over a Chinese toy and feeding it to a pit bull in an
Appalachian farm community during a blizzard.
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Author : H3LL
249. Smearing peanut butter all over a Chinese toy and feeding it to a pit bull in an
Appalachian farm community during a blizzard on a Thursday.
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Author : H3LL
250. Being stupid in China.
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[Post 226]
251. Starting threads that are supposed to be humorous that peter out into a few lame
gags.
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Author : TjW
252. Making even lamer self-referential gags.
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253. Posting number 253 in a list.
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253. Posting number 253 a second time in the same list.
Dave
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Author : FireGarden
253. Having so little understanding of the rules that you report a post where number 253
is listed for the third time
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 231]

Reported.
Dave
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Author : H3LL
253. Providing splints for lame gags.
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257. Posting a bad pun as a trivia question.
258. Trying to get the numbering scheme back on track.
259. Editing out-of sequence proposal numbers to make it look like H3LL can't do
simple arithmetic.
Dave
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Author : H3LL
339. Failing to notice JihadJane screwed up the numbering yesterday.
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340. Saying "Can't we all just get along".
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342. Not knowing how long the edit time limit is, and hence not knowing whether H3LL's
going to be able to find out what I did and compensate for it.
Dave
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Author : H3LL
341. Running out of edit time.
343. Staring. Definitely staring.
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344. Posting while nude.
345. Posting while nude and telling people you are posting while nude.
346. Posting while nude and telling people what you are doing while posting nude.
347. Posting nude and eating dripping food that is running down all over your naked
body and telling everyone.
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Author : JihadJane
348. Putting a plastic sheet down first to protect the carpet.
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Author : FireGarden
349. Trying to convince me that AUP isn't Silvia Saint
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350. Guessing the gender of a forum member incorrectly. :blush:
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Author : FireGarden
351. Prefering to live in a fantasy world
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Author : FireGarden
352. posting in the wrong thread
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 244]
Author : FireGarden
Why can't penguins fly?
Because they can't afford to buy a plane ticket!
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354. Trying to fix the numbering system despite being the one who finally broke it.
Dave
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Author : Prometheus
365. Trying to break the numbering system, in order to take credit for eventually fixing
it.
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Author : maddog
366) Winking back at Prometheus' avatar.
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Author : H3LL
367. Posting videos on YouTube with interesting shelf ornaments.
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368. Not realising the person you are arguing with is actually correct.
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[Post 250]
Author : Malkuth
369. Using a wikipedia link and the word Noob, referring to anyone but oneself, in the
same post.
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370. Giggling because the last post included the numbers 6 and 9.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 252]
Author : FireGarden
Date : 31st March 2009 12:26 AM
469. Being unable to delay gratification
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 253]
Author : H3LL
371. Messing with the numbers - again.
372. Failing to put your clocks forward. After all, they will be right again in a few months.
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364. Managing to keep track of where the numbering system should have been the last
couple of pages.
365. Pointing out that we could now ban one poster every day for a year for a different
reason each time.
366. Pointing out that this hadn't previously applied to a leap year.
Dave
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Author : JihadJane
367. Monty Python's Flying Circus references.
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Author : FireGarden
368. Having a father who smelt of elderberries
369. Making it too easy to invent a new rule
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370. Shoving a red-hot fireplace poker up your butt
371. Eating a puffer fish.
372. Drinking bleach.
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373. Treating things that could possibly kill you as merely things that could get you
banned.
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Author : Prometheus
375. Discouraging people from eating puffer fish. It's delicious! And NOT just for the
foolhardy, anymore (http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2004/05/30/1119036.htm)!
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[Post 260]
Author : FireGarden
Date : 1st April 2009 12:04 AM
376. Not clicking this link
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Author : Georg
377. Falling for the joke in 376.
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Author : 3point14
378. Spam
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Author : JihadJane
379. Processed cheese
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Author : Prometheus
380. Impersonating a former member--poorly.
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Author : 3point14
381. Spam
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382. Eggs
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383. Bacon
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 268]
384. And Spam.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 269]
Author : maddog
Date : 1st April 2009 12:15 PM
385. Changing your avatar from one that winks to one that doesn't, right after someone
remarks on your winking avatar. [ahem, Prometheus, you b:Dtch!]
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386. Rickrolling someone.
387. Usingdifferent colorsin posts
388. Jumping out of a 40th floor window (Note: this applies to members who can fly or
who are wearing a bungie harness)
389. Farting into a balloon, folding it into a balloon animal and giving it to one of the
president's daughters.
390. Crawling in my skin

391. Ignoring me
392. Not shutting up when I'm talking to you.
393. Getting the obscure connection between the president and Linkin Park references
via the Lincoln Bedroom.
394. Talking on your cell phone while posting. How rude. I'm all, like, you know?
Whatever.
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395. Posting nine rules at once.
396. Banning Hokulele.
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Author : Prometheus
397. Assuming the worst without strong evidence.
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Author : JoeyDonuts
398. Assuming the evidence without strong wurst.
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Author : rjh01
Date : 2nd April 2009 03:01 AM
399. Playing an April fools joke by being caught sending abuse PMs.
400. Encouraging others to send abuse PMs as an April fool joke.
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401. Not being able to ban members by popular vote.
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402. Feeding garlic alfredo sauce to lactose-intolerant vampires.
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Author : FireGarden
403. Trying to go on together with suspicious minds
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 278]
Author : maddog
389. Farting into a balloon, folding it into a balloon animal and giving it to one of the
president's daughters.
NOOOOO!!!!
That's not cause for banning -- anybody who could a) do that, and b) get away with that
is a fart hero!
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Author : JihadJane
Date : 2nd April 2009 02:02 PM
405. You're so vain and I bet you think this song is about you.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 280]
Author : JihadJane
406. Don't you?

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407. Juicing the piglet.
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Author : godofpie
408. Arrogantly refusing to read 8 pages of drivel to simply post the word kitten.
kitten.
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Author : 3point14
Date : 3rd April 2009 12:58 AM
409. Failing to keep your arms inside the car at all times
410. Spam
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411.
412.
413.
414.
Falling for an April Fool's joke by the moderators.

Trying to start a fight between forum members just for the entertainment value.
Trying to provoke the moderators, but never enough so that they can ban you.
Bouncing four year old threads.
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Author : H3LL
415. Bouncing when you should be bumping,

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416. Laughing at me and making jokes about my abilities with geometric logic to prove
points beyond the shadow of a doubt.
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Author : FireGarden
417. Denying that every song is about me
418. Not misbehaving
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 288]
Author : Darat
419. Anyone reporting a post in this thread: http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?
p=4580906#post4580906 thus making a Mod have to look in there!
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Author : Prometheus
Of course you know that this pronouncement is likely to generate a wave of such
reports... ;)
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420. Any poster who
Replies to a Darat post
In poetic form
Dave
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421. having a forum name that rhymes with Chokulele.
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Author : GStan
420. Any poster who
Replies to a Darat post
In poetic form
Dave
422. Counting post syllables to determine if another member has written a Haiku.
423. Confirming to the rest of the forum that he has.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 293]
Author : FireGarden
Date : 4th April 2009 01:20 AM
424. Believing that there IS a spoon
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 294]
Author : H3LL
425. Spooning.
425. Spooning when drunk, asleep and crashed on your mate's sofa ... with your mate.
426. Spooning in church.
426. Spooning with your SO while she/he is fishing the last box of chicken fillets from
the bottom of the supermarket freezer.
427. Spooning while swimming in a public bath.
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Author : TjW
428. oonerSpisms.
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Author : FireGarden
429. Raking up mules
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Author : JihadJane
Date : 4th April 2009 02:50 PM
430. Mating donkeys
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431. Buying "The Matrix" Box Set, special extended collectors Edition, with deleted
scenes, Directors Cut.
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Author : Prometheus
431. Buying "The Matrix" Box Set, special extended collectors Edition, with deleted
scenes, Directors Cut.
432. Buying it twice, so you can keep one unopened copy in collectable condition.
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Author : FireGarden
433. Buying it twice, so that you can open one copy and watch it.
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433. Understanding the plot of the Matrix.
435. Using a cheap device to set up a lame joke.
434. Getting posts out of order
436notusingcapitalizationspacesorpunctuation
437. Not finishing what you
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Author : Prometheus
...
437. Not finishing what you
438. start. Completing other people's sentences for them.
433. Buying it twice, so that you can open one copy and watch it.
439. Paraphrasing a previous rule and submitting it as a unique, new rule.
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440. Saying you are going to quit the Forum, the not quitting the Forum.
441. Posting at 4.00am, when you should be in bed because you have to get up for
work in the morning.
442. Posting while drinking.
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Author : dbalsdon
433. Understanding the plot of the Matrix.
443. Creating a rule which is impossible to break.
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Author : Audible Click
444. Mentioning goats and Shemp in the same sentence.
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444. Mentioning goats and Shemp in the same sentence.
445. Posting a rule that breaks its own rule.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 307]
Author : JihadJane
446. Calling rephrasing paraphrasing.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 308]
Author : rjh01
447. Correcting other people's minor errors in English.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 309]
Author : maddog
448. Being inside one's home on a beautiful day, posting to this thread, when one could
be outside.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 310]
Author : Prometheus
446. Calling rephrasing paraphrasing.
449. Calling paraphrasing rephrasing.
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Author : FireGarden
450. Any arduous attempt at adopting alarmingly abundant alliteration as an alternative
articutlation -- allowing an adequately acquited aim: avoiding abominable and aberrant
apoonerism.
451. Watching V too many times
452. Using a dictionary to help you write rules
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453. Loboring the point.
454. Claiming something has already been 'debunked'.
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Author : 3point14
455. Relying on the fact that if you repeat something often enough it becomes funny.
456. Spam
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Author : DmKrispin
457. Being a "collector" who buys and hordes action figures and makes it either
impossible or too expensive for my 7-year-old to have a complete crew or team to, you
know, actually play with.
:mad:
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458. Killing Threads.
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Author : maddog
457. Being a "collector" who buys and hordes action figures and makes it either
impossible or too expensive for my 7-year-old to have a complete crew or team to, you
know, actually play with.
:mad:
Amen, sister!
459. Gratuitous Harry Potter references.
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460. Or even relevant and timely Harry Potter references.
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Author : GStan
461. Or obscure Harry Porter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Porter) references.
462. And definitely any Hairy Potter (http://www.thehairypotter.net/) references.
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Author : H3LL
463. Putting smilies/emoticons in your signature.
464. Having a signature.
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Author : H3LL
465. Having less than 4,040 posts.
465. Having a post count that is a prime number.
466. Posting more than one rule about post counts.
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Author : FireGarden
467. Not realising that post counts are innaccurate because of past purges of pure
JREF gold.
468. Posting rules you're willing to break so that you can gain a reputation as a
revolutionary anarchist.
469. Posting more than one rule labeled 469
470. Casting lithic artifacts while residing in a vitreous abode.
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Author : 3point14
471. Spam
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469. Posting more than one rule labeled 469
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469. Not posting any rules labelled 469.
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Author : Malkuth
469a. Posting sub-rules to rule 469 in order to say 469 several times.
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Author : Prometheus
469a.i. Posting sub-rules to sub-rules to rule 469 (i.e. 'sub-sub-rules to rule 469') in
order to say 469 several more times.
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Author : 3point14
469b. Pek
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Author : FireGarden
469c. Giving up on running jokes
469d. Spam
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Author : H3LL
469e. Yorkshire numbering.
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Author : FireGarden
469c (iia) Being unable to resist curiousity and so googling Pek (http://en.wikipedia.org/
wiki/Pek)
469c (iib) Apologising for impugning the dedication of another poster
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Author : H3LL
469c (iic) Posting helpful pictures that are not actually helpful.
469c (iid) http://forums.randi.org/picture.php?albumid=14&pictureid=852

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469d (III) Not being nice to Ron Paul supporters.
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Author : Malkuth
469h Being amazed that 2 days after the first sub-rule of rule 469, there are still more
sub-rules to rule 469 being posted.
469k Not following sub-rule 469 naming conventions
469p Not caring about sub-rule 469 naming conventions
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Author : FireGarden
472. Ignorance of the rules is not a defence.
473. Reading rule 473
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Author : JihadJane
475. Not having the required number of buns in one's picnic hamper.
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Author : Prometheus
476. Having any more than two buns, hamper or no.
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477. Sitting back and waiting for rule 569 to be created so you can make an immature
reference to a common sex act. (Not legal in all American States).
478. Anyone who is a moderator who ignores the new rules and does not enforce them.
479. Having a shrub or bush in your yard that smells like a cat pissed on it.
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Author : rjh01
480. Failing to read this thread at least once a day.
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481. Posting the video for "What What (In The Butt)" by Samwell
0. Experimenting with the numbering structure
-1. Returning to the past through interpretive dance
Square root of -1. Becoming a superhero through some type of accident
Pi. Riding dirty
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Author : Prometheus
569. Skipping directly to Rule 569, so that AUP can make an immature reference to a
common sex act. (Not legal in all American States).
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Author : TjW
81 + i69. Switching to a complex numbering system to make immature references to

sex acts.
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XVIII + 1/0. Attempting to sell Earth
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bb/
NASA_astronaut_with_a_For_Sale_sign_during_EVA.jpg/800pxNASA_astronaut_with_a_For_Sale_sign_during_EVA.jpg
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Author : FireGarden
104348/33215: Convincing the gullible that pi can be expressed as a fraction
(1+sqrt(5))/2: The Golden Rule
e^(pi*sqrt(163)): The April Fool's rule (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramanujan
%27s_constant)
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Author : 3point14
482. Hesitating before posting because you're not sure what number to use.
483. Feeling disproportionately pleased that someone bothered looking up your lame
gag
484. Spam
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Author : FireGarden
485. Being so sure that no-one is going to bother looking up your gag that you
encourage them by providing links
486. Using the same gag twice on one thread
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Author : Prometheus
487. Pstng wtht vwls.
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Author : H3LL
488. Posting without owls. http://forums.randi.org/picture.php?
albumid=14&pictureid=879
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Author : Malkuth
489. Posting about bowels.
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490. Posting without moving your bowels.
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Author : The Man
CDXCI.!
Posting while moving your bowels and jowls simultaneously.
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[Post 351]
Author : FireGarden
492. Mivong yeor vuwols te tho wrang plecos.
493. Thinking of 'Allo 'Allo for no reason.
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Author : The Man
1EE. Posting an excruciatingly long post that invariably say nothing yet continue to
drone on and on without the slightest concern for punctuation or grammar resulting in
just one long conglomeration of words without purpose or meaning other then to simply
demonstrate a complete lack of the ability of form a coherent statement directed at
some specific point while inevitably succumbing to the simple limitations of the number
of different words that might be used in such incoherent and pointless ramblings that
would otherwise continue until the reader ultimately just decides to stop reading.
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Author : JihadJane
495. Never stopping reading.
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Author : Prometheus
496. Running with a joke just a bit too long.
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Author : Malkuth
497. Running with scissors for any length of time.
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Author : TjW
498. Hivang vewol mevoments wheli pistong.
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Author : The Man
111110011. Alliterative posts like, the bowels of the jowls of owls result in the howls of
some sows.
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Author : TjW
7648. Learning the difference between rhyme and alliteration.
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Author : The Man
C5. Differentiating between rhyme and vocalic alliteration when both are employed.
ETA:
502. Not getting your Roman numeral powers in sequence.
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503. oi iou ooa
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[Post 361]
Author : H3LL
504. Imitating a banshee.
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Author : JihadJane
505. Looking like a gargoyle.
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506. Looking like a gargoyle that's imitating a banshee.
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Author : Malkuth
507. Swapping out a Gargoyle task by going to Burthorpe and being assigned
Banshees.
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Author : H3LL
508. Having a strange but somehow compelling, avatar. http://forums.randi.org/
customavatars/avatar31173_1.gifhttp://forums.randi.org/member.php?u=31173
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Author : Fireshadow
509. Explaining the difference between a gargoyle and a grotesque.

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510. Doing stuff that leads to other stuff, which you do.
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Author : Malkuth
511. proposing a rule which advocates banning someone for having a strange but
somehow compelling avatar.
512. retracting your own previously proposed rule on the grounds that the original rule
referred to was proposed by someone with a strange but dead sexy avatar.
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Author : H3LL
513. Having a penis.
514. Having a penis ... in a drawer.
515. Retracting rules.
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Author : The Man
516. The softening of harder penial codes by insisting on their retraction.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 371]
Author : Prometheus
516. The softening of harder penial codes by insisting on their retraction.
517. Inserting a double entendre this deeply into the thread.

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Author : Desertrat
518: Unoriginal user names... oh wait.. *waves at desertgal* :D
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519. Making dirty nursery rhymes.
520. Having a first name that starts with the same letter as your last name.
521. Having a horse with no name.
522. Getting Johnny Rzeznik to tell em your name
523. Being a member of the mile-high club only because you live in Denver.
524. Posting pictures of animals having sex
525. Posting pictures of you having sex
526. Not following obvious setups with the payoff
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Author : The Man
527. Not providing an obvious set up, in spite of already accepting a payoff.
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Author : Prometheus
528. Withdrawing one's double entendre before everyone else has had time to enjoy it.
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Author : JihadJane

529. Withdrawing one's double entendre as a form of birth control.
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Author : Malkuth
530. Being a jackass. (Marquis excepted)
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Author : 3point14
531. Spam
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 379]
Author : Darat
532. Precooked pork shoulder with ham made by the Hormel Foods Corporation
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533. Precooked beef made by the Hormel Foods Corporation (Israel only)
534. Monty Python sketches
535. Rickrolling
536. Samrolling
537. Logrolling
538. Thinking the Doobie Brothers sounded better with Michael McDonald
539. Thinking the Doobie Brothers would sound exactly the same had Rick Astley
replaced Michael McDonald.
540. Not noticing the strong resemblance between Michael McDonald and Rob Zombie.
541. Thinking the Doobie Brothers would sound exactly the same had Rob Zombie
replaced Michael McDonald
543. Thinking White Zombie would sound exactly the same had Michael McDonald
replaced Rob Zombie
544. Thinking the hamburgers would taste exactly the same if Michael Myers replaced
Ronald McDonald.
545. Thinking it would sound better if Drew Carey replaced Mariah Carey
546. Thinking a little old ant could move a rubber tree plant
547. Saying or singing the next line in that song
548. Especially if you're thinking of Laverne and Shirley when you do it.
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Author : 3point14
549. Resurrecting nearly dead threads just so you can say 'Spam' again
550. Spam
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Author : The Man
551. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam
(without the baked beans).
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Author : Prometheus
552. Not liking Spam.
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Author : H3LL
553. Switching to an old calendar to confuse lycanthropes.
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Date : 2nd May 2009 04:50 PM
554. Peeing in a cup so you don't have to leave your WOW raid.
555. Vacuuming your gerbil
556. Waxing your tadpole
557. Making false accusations without substantiation in order to get a woman you don't
like hanged as a witch in the 17th century.
558. Sending e-mail by Pony Express.
559. Sleeping with Jenna Jameson
560. Sleeping with Jesse James
561. Appearing in Speed 2.
562. Mooning a werewolf.
563. Milking a bull
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Author : maddog
Date : 5th May 2009 07:28 AM
559. Sleeping with Jenna Jameson
...and to think, I had made it this far in this thread without getting banned yet... :p
564. Lying about which of these rules may or may not apply to you.
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Author : Prometheus
Date : 5th May 2009 10:27 AM
565. Posting evidence of a rule 559 infraction.
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Author : maddog
Date : 5th May 2009 10:37 AM
566. Having evidence of a rule 559 infraction and NOT posting it.
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[Post 389]
Author : The Man
Date : 5th May 2009 10:38 AM
567. Posting evidence of rule 559 compliance.
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Author : CORed
Date : 7th May 2009 12:41 PM
161. Ordering an entire plate of chili chese fries, and then eating only one or two.
162. Not turning down that damned Air Supply record. Seriously, we've talked about
this.
Thunderbird, Night Train, Cisco, MD 20/20, White Ace.
Based on personal experience, I can say that drinking an entire bottle of MD 20/20 will
give you all the reason you ever need not to repeat the experience. I think they make
that stuff from Welch's grape juice and methanol.
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Date : 7th May 2009 06:55 PM
567. repeating yourself
567. repeating numbers
567. having a baby in the back of a taxicab
DLXXI. Using Roman numerals in a list.
572. Getting back on track without posting pictures of a nude swimsuit model
573.Getting people to click on a spoiler button in the hopes of seeing a nude chick.
574.Clicking on a spoiler button in the hopes of seeing a nude chick
575.Failing to take The Who's advice
576. Being David Caruso or David Hasselhoff or David Ogden Stiers.
577. Posting on someone's birthday. Especially if that person was born in the back of a
taxicab.
578. Making callbacks to previous rules.
579. Except this one.
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Author : H3LL
Date : 7th May 2009 11:42 PM

580. Inculcating rules.
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Date : 8th May 2009 03:20 PM
581.
582. Posting a blank rule.
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Author : TjW
Date : 8th May 2009 06:03 PM
583. Blanking a posted rule
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Date : 9th May 2009 05:35 AM
584. Masturbating to Spongebob Squarepants.
585. Sleeping with a dead hooker, hiding the body, then returning to your job as a
forensic specialist.
586. Not recognizing someone through their disguise when it only consists of a pair of
glasses.
587. Touting urine for its disinfecting properties.
588. Throwing a flaming paper bag of feces onto a porch without ringing the doorbell.
589. Being affiliated with Fox News.
590. Getting owned by Jon Stewart.
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Author : maddog
Date : 9th May 2009 06:46 AM
591. Being the cause of death for the hooker mentioned in # 585.
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[Post 397]
Author : H3LL
Date : 10th May 2009 12:21 AM
592. Getting a part-time job at the mortuary and using body parts as fishing bait.
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Date : 10th May 2009 03:08 PM
593. Knocking on a Jehovah's Witness church until they answer it, and then handing out
Chick tracts.
594. Though that would be funny, wouldn't it?
595. Posting rules that are actually questions and not rules at all, being questions and
not rules, which goes against the purpose of this thread which is not to post questions,
but to post rules.
596. Pith
597. Pith Helmets
598. Revealing who the song You're So Vain is about.
599. Not realizing that the amount you decided to pay for that Radiohead album was in
pounds, not dollars, so you likely paid twice as much as you thought.
600. Not going on the metric system.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 399]
Author : maddog
Date : 11th May 2009 10:35 AM
601. Proselytizing the (evil) metric system.
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Author : rjh01
Date : 13th May 2009 02:25 AM
602. Making vague and meaningless criticisms of the metric system.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 401]
Author : H3LL
Date : 13th May 2009 12:02 PM

602. Being mutants with twelve fingers.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 402]
Author : FireGarden
Date : 13th May 2009 01:05 PM
603. Having "O Fortuna" as your signature tune everytime you enter a thread
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Date : 13th May 2009 08:04 PM
604. Having nothing to say.
605. Having to say nothing.
606. Finishing each others...
608. ...sentences!
606 & 608. Jinx! You owe me a Coke!
606 & 608. (laugh)
607 walks in. "Hey, what's going on?
606. Nothing. Why?
608. (whispers) Should we tell him?
606. Shhh!
607. What?
606. Nothing
607. No, tell me!
608. Okay, I'm tired of living a lie. We're in love, have been for a long time, and we
intend to marry. It has to be this way.
606. He's right. We are. It does. I'm sorry.
607. I always knew I was the odd man out!
609. Staging bizarre impromptu plays solely for the purpose of making a bad pun.
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Author : 3point14
Date : 19th May 2009 03:37 AM
610. Spam
611. Not being able to leave it alone
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Author : maddog
Date : 19th May 2009 08:17 AM
612. Obsessively returning to, reading, and posting to this thread, even after all the
funny expired at least 300 rules ago.
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Author : H3LL
Date : 19th May 2009 08:43 AM
613. Imagining this thread was still funny at least 300 posts in.
614. Washing Randi.
615. Blatant promo of own, obscure, threads.
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Date : 19th May 2009 09:02 AM
616. Posting with content to "thread".
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Author : progressquest
Date : 19th May 2009 11:24 AM
First
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Author : FireGarden
Date : 20th May 2009 03:33 PM
617. Imprisoning the A-Team in a workshop where they can convert a clapped out bus
into a tank.
618. Using nostalgia as an alternative to humour.
619. Pitying the fool who can't laugh at lame jokes.
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Date : 20th May 2009 05:50 PM
618. Committing suicide
619. Although technically it's not a violation of the MA
620. Coming back after you're dead just to boost your ghost count.
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Author : FireGarden
Date : 21st May 2009 02:12 PM
620 (addendum 1) Being banned for violation of rule 620 indicates sufficient evidence
for winning the JREF million.
620 (addendum 2) The JREF will not be held responsible for any injuries/deaths
resulting from attempts to win the JREF million under addendum 1
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Date : 22nd May 2009 09:53 PM
622. Leaving homemade porn out where your mother can see it
623. Making homemade porn with your mother
624. taking things too far
625. Not taking things far enough
626. Failing to define 'things' in a satisfying way.
627. Stashing drugs in a police car while the cop inside is aiming a radar gun at passing
motorists.
628. Dating your professor
629. Dating your student
630. Dating fossils incorrectly
631. Proving intelligent design is absolutely true
632. Going to heaven (the Hobson's Choice ban)
633. Driving on the wrong side of the street
633a. Exception: Driving on the wrong side of the street when it's the underside of the
street.
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[Post 413]
Author : H3LL
Date : 22nd May 2009 11:24 PM
634. Thinking Hollywood special effects happen in real life.
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Author : Prometheus
Date : 23rd May 2009 01:56 PM
635. Thinking real life happens in Hollywood.
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Author : rjh01
Date : 23rd May 2009 09:20 PM
636. Being the last to post in this thread.
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Author : Prometheus
Date : 23rd May 2009 09:29 PM
637. Being the second-to-last to post in this thread.
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Date : 24th May 2009 08:12 PM
638. Contemplating the person who posts number 666
666. Posting number 666.
639. Deflating all the people eagerly waiting with antici.....pation like so many Augustus
Gloops getting caught in the chocolate pipe.
640. Giggling at the phrase 'getting caught in the chocolate pipe'.
641. Knowing some other situation that the phrase 'getting caught in the chocolate pipe'
could refer to other than Augustus Gloop.
642. Thinking MTV were Mike Teevee's initials.
643. Making homosexual puns out of every name you hear, like Matt Gayman, Ben
Asslick, Britney Queers, Christina Fagalera, Dorian Gay....wait a minute.
644. Making rules that contain self-referential portions, like this one does.
645. Making rules that refer to other rules, like the last one.
646. Making rules that make no sense, or to the US Americans, like such as. For the
children.
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Author : Prometheus
Date : 24th May 2009 09:00 PM
647. Posting Rule #647 solely for the purpose of subsequently posting Rule #648 in
order to get to Rule #666.
665. Posting Rule #665 solely for the purpose of subsequently posting Rule #666.
666. Posting Rule #666 in drag.
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Author : H3LL
Date : 24th May 2009 11:14 PM
667. Not noticing that the opportunity was already missed in post 616.
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Author : H3LL
Date : 24th May 2009 11:20 PM
668. Trying to work out exactly how the next rule would be arranged.
669. Practising two mnage trois in Tesco.
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Date : 25th May 2009 05:56 PM
670. Attempting to post Rule 666 when it was already posted in post 417.
671. Thinking drag racing involves high heels.
672. Thinking being called a tramp means you are excellent at silent comedy improv.
673. Thinking Pokemon is a Jamaican porno.
674. Taking annual payments if you win the lottery
675. Taking something that sounds a lot like annual if you go to prison.
676. Crashing a building into the side of a plane.
677. Living in the restroom of an Abercrombie and Fitch.
678. Pronouncing it 'Abercrombie and Feeyotch' in an attempt to seem cool.
679. Pronouncing it 'Aberzombie and Lich' in an attempt to seem cool to your goth
friends.
680. Not knowing what it's called when Humphrey Bogart hogs something.
681. Thinking something dirty when you hear the phrase 'shaved beaver'.
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[Post 422]
Author : Prometheus
Date : 25th May 2009 06:54 PM
667. Not noticing that the opportunity was already missed in post 616.
670. Attempting to post Rule 666 when it was already posted in post 417.
...
682. Not giving a hoot for out of order posts.
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Author : Sword_Of_Truth
Date : 25th May 2009 11:55 PM
683. Gargling peanut butter
684. Lighting your hair on fire and putting it out with a sledgehammer.
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Author : Sword_Of_Truth
Date : 26th May 2009 12:04 AM
685. Choosing Veronica (http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/30846812/)
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 425]
Author : H3LL
Date : 26th May 2009 03:26 AM
686. Telling fibs about rule 417.
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Author : 3point14
Date : 26th May 2009 04:01 AM
687. Making me go all the way back to read rule 417
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[Post 427]
Date : 26th May 2009 05:02 AM
688. Telling people that rule 417 is in post 287, so they go back to the wrong page to
look for it.
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Author : H3LL
Date : 26th May 2009 07:31 AM
689. Avoiding reading other old rules while being misdirected to posts or rules.
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Date : 26th May 2009 04:01 PM
690. Doing anything at all, ever.
691. Doing nothing at all, ever.
692. Making love out of nothing at all.
693. Saying I'm wrong when you know that I'm right
694. Taking it all instead of taking one bite.
695. Listening to Genesis' That's All
696. Stopping believing.
697. Forgetting about me.
698. Letting your babies grow up to be cowboys.
699. Letting the sun go down on Elton John
700. Bragging about being the first person in the 700 Club! Yeah! Alright!
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 430]
Author : The Man
Date : 26th May 2009 06:07 PM
701. Starting a new club ‘The 701 Club’ and being the only member.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 431]
Author : H3LL
Date : 26th May 2009 11:35 PM

702. Making any aviation references as we progress through the 700's.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 432]
Author : rjh01
Date : 27th May 2009 01:26 AM
703. Use Darat's avatar as your own (see forum management for background).
704. Telling Darat about rule 703.
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Author : DmKrispin
Date : 27th May 2009 01:43 PM
705.
706.
707.
708.
709.
Complaining about the heat.

Complaining about the humidity.
Asking "Is it hot enough for ya?"
Stating that "It ain't the heat, it's the humidity!"
Being a weatherman.
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Author : TjW
Date : 27th May 2009 07:11 PM
710. Being a Black Panther.
711. Shooting craps.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 435]
Author : Prometheus
Date : 27th May 2009 07:16 PM
712. Requesting a Mulligan.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 436]
Author : The Man
Date : 28th May 2009 06:11 AM

713. Being a Mulligan and claiming it permits you to ‘do over’
everything.
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Author : Klimax
Date : 28th May 2009 07:16 AM
714.For not being cyborg.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 438]
Author : maddog
Date : 28th May 2009 08:33 AM
715. Beating Babe Ruth's record
716. Making obscure Air Supply references.
717. Getting obscure Air Supply references :jaw-dropp
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Author : FireGarden
Date : 28th May 2009 11:16 AM
718. Asking why this joke isn't told more often than the seven ate nine joke.
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Date : 28th May 2009 06:27 PM
719. Having a viral song in your head, such as Henry VIII, 99 Bottles of Beer, Song that
Never Ends, etc.
720. Singing a song, making it simple to last the whole day long
721. Mixing something with love and making the world taste good
722. Using a spoonful of sugar to help medicine go down
723. Causing birds to suddenly appear
724. Giving a brand new key to some idiot who got a brand new pair of rollerskates
725. Going rollerskating in a buffalo herd
726. Stepping on Superman's cape
727. Boeing Joke Interlude #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boeing - the sound the plane makes when it hits the ground.
728. Spitting into the wind
729. Pulling the mask off that old Lone Ranger
730. Messing around with Jim
731. Making shipping gay porn stories about John Madden and Brett Favre.
732. Singing a birthday song to anyone ever while working at a 'stuff-on-the-wall' chain
restaurant.
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Author : maddog
Date : 28th May 2009 08:26 PM
733. Quoting random song lyrics.
DG, this garbage belongs in the "song lyrics you hate" (or whatever it's called) thread -you are so totally in the wrong thread, you're even in the wrong sub-forum. AND you're
totally completely and eternally going to hell for virally putting that goddam Karen
Carpenter song in my head, so you really belong in the going to hell thread!
every time you are near. Just like me, they long to be, close to you...
GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 442]
Author : Prometheus
Date : 28th May 2009 09:14 PM
734. Drinking MD 20/20 by the quart while you post.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 443]
Author : maddog
Date : 30th May 2009 10:37 AM

735. Ingesting MD 20/20, ever, in any quantity, whether posting or not.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 444]
Author : TjW
Date : 30th May 2009 11:50 AM
736. Seeing 20/20
737. Looking Southwest.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 445]
Date : 30th May 2009 12:05 PM
738. Being on top of the world looking down on creation.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 446]
Author : CaptainHair
Date : 30th May 2009 12:06 PM
739. Taking the wrong exit.
740. Taking the right exit, but still an idiot.
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Date : 30th May 2009 12:13 PM
733. Quoting random song lyrics.
DG, this garbage belongs in the "song lyrics you hate" (or whatever it's called) thread -you are so totally in the wrong thread, you're even in the wrong sub-forum. AND you're
totally completely and eternally going to hell for virally putting that goddam Karen
Carpenter song in my head, so you really belong in the going to hell thread!
every time you are near. Just like me, they long to be, close to you...
GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!But those songs weren't random. They were all hand-picked
deliberately to annoy you. Also, I don't hate them.
741. Kung-fu fighting.
742. Doing the hustle.
743. Making an unrefusable offer.
744. Damning someone to hell or taking the Lord's name in vain.
745. Putting apostrophe's where they don't belong.
746. Putting mayonnaise on a spam and jalepeno sandwich made with rye bread.
747. Asking a flight attendant if you can see her cockpit.
748. Being on a Maury Povich paternity test show.
749. Testing positive on a Maury Povich paternity test show.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 448]
Author : TjW
Date : 30th May 2009 05:54 PM
750.) Not studying for your paternity test.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 449]
Author : H3LL
Date : 30th May 2009 11:05 PM
751. Making flight attendant jokes; however funny, still class as an aviation reference
and break rule 702.
752. Disguising comments as rules.
753. Discovering you're slightly pregnant.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 450]
Date : 31st May 2009 02:28 PM
754. Discovering you're pregnant if you're a man.
755. Waxing, whether on or off.
756. Snapping out of a Slim Jim.
757. Flying unfriendly skies while moving about the country.

758. Smoking pot because of that John Denver song.
759. Confusing John Denver and Bob Denver.
760. Confusing John Thomas and Rob Thomas.
761. Confusing Ricky Martin and Ricky Nelson.
762. Confusing Martin Lawrence and Lawrence Olivier.
763. Believing Lawrence Olivier starred in Lawrence of Arabia.
764. Going on a convoy across the USA.
765. Taking seventh on American Idol.
766. Taking a fifth of Scotch after giving a Dutch oven to a French maid getting a
Brazilian wax while eating a Danish off fine China.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 451]
Author : rjh01
Date : 1st June 2009 03:35 AM
767. Mentioning an aircraft in rule 767.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 452]
Author : Klimax
768.Calling poster Klimax unless he is Klimax
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 453]
Date : 1st June 2009 07:39 PM
769. having 7 69s in a row.
770. Having a period before a comma.
771. Having a period before a coma.
772. Hiring your sister to strip at your bachelor party (unless she's really hot)
773. Sleeping with your sister (unless you're a girl and you're both really hot)
774. Pouring Gatorade on someone
775. Doing sort of.... vague.... whossname... thingies
776. Making a rule that has three of the same number in it (unless you're gay)
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 454]
Author : rjh01
Date : 2nd June 2009 12:23 AM
777. Failing to report this post and demanding that they ban me for making rule 777.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 455]
Author : H3LL
DCCLXXVII. Avoiding being caught by rule 776.
778. Posting a rule without refreshing and checking that it has already been done.
779. Wondering if gay still means happy and jolly.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 456]
Author : rjh01
780. Thinking that gay means happy and jolly.
781. Thinking that gay means anything else other than happy and jolly.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 457]
Author : maddog
782. Continuing to post in this thread after rule # 800.
783. Being a mod and failing to close this thread.
784. Being Darat, under any circumstance.
785. Thinking that Darat is hot.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 458]
Author : Klimax
Date : 2nd June 2009 12:32 PM
783.Being mad.
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[Post 459]
784. Having a cyborg as your avatar.
785. Using 'resistance is futile' as a pickup line.
786. Pretending you've been with a woman.
787. Having a GHW Bush meme above your avatar.
788. Having unpatriotic flags in your signature.
789. Having a Star Trek reference in your location.
790. Having an ironic username.
791. Failing to get the point in at least two threads.
792. Having un justifiable boasts in your signature.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 460]
Author : Prometheus
793.
794.
795.
796.
797.
798.
799.
800.
Shooting your friend's face off in a bizarre hunting accident.

Claiming you invented the Internet.
Getting a blow job in the Oval Office.
Mispronouncing 'nuclear'.
Getting stoned on the roof of the White House.
Being part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.
Blaming your troubles on a vast, right-wing conspiracy.
Being Bill O'Reilly.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 461]
Author : H3LL
800. Having a l33t username. So sad.
800. Ignoring rule 782.
800. Naive enough to think that stopping at one number also stops one breaking rule
782.
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801. Bouncing old and tired threads.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 463]
Author : Klimax
Date : 3rd June 2009 12:49 AM
Which was the second? I thought I missed only in 'I still think...'
And how ironic?
802.Writing sidenotes in thread about banning.
803.Asserting unpatriotness of other poster. :D
804.Attacking Star trek reference.
805.Attacking cyborg-like avatars
806.Not waiting for completion of plans
807.Over use of grinning smilie.
:D
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 464]
Author : The Man
808. Not using smilies in any of your posts.
809. Having signatures that are too long.
810. Giving your post office location instead of your actual location.
811. Having an image of a band t-shirt as your avatar.
812. Using punctuation in your custom title to change the usual meaning.
813. Not having been suspended.
814. Not being banned already.
815. Having never had a moderator chastise you.
816. Wanting a moderator to chastise you so you can be in with the rule breakers.
817. Posting proposed rules to ban members.
818. Posting multiple proposed rules to ban members
819. Posting multiple proposed rules to ban members that apply to yourself.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 465]
Author : FireGarden

820. Even considering buying a pet hamster for your dog.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 466]
Author : Prometheus
821. Buying a pet dog for your hamster.
822. Getting hungry and eating both.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 467]
Date : 3rd June 2009 04:56 PM
823. Taking Bob Barker/Drew Carey's advice and controlling the pet population, but
instead of having your pets spayed or neutered, you release hordes of boa constrictors.
824. Vacuuming your car at a car wash, and while the annoying guy next to you blasting
country music at the distorted limits of his speakers is off getting change, hastening your
cleaning ritual by putting most of your trash into his car and then driving off.
825. Proving once and for all that Tucker Max is completely making up about 80% of his
stories, and exaggerating 15% of the other 20%.
826. Attempting to reconcile Cheney's position on gay marriage with his position on
torture in light of his 'freedom is for everyone' comments, not to mention his beating
around the bush (ha-ha) on the subject of gay marriage earlier.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 468]
Author : JihadJane
Date : 6th June 2009 02:41 AM
827. Please, somebody ban me!
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 469]
Author : Klimax
828.For saying "Please, somebody ban me!".
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 470]
Author : TjW
829. For posting "For saying 'Please, somebody ban me!'"
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 471]
Author : Klimax
830.For luring other posters into endless loop.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 472]
Author : TjW
831. Not being lured into nonterminating recursion.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 473]
Date : 6th June 2009 07:49 PM
832. Making a non-prime-numbered post.
833. Licking the spoon after making rum cake.
834. Spanking your mother.
835. Shaving a dead guy's back.
836. Having a nice day.
837. Just, like, you know, all sort of, like doing, like, stuff, and junk, you know?
838. Chasing Frankenstein with torches.
839. Wiping your nose on a sleeve... of paper cups.
840. Just doing it.
841. Putting the 1-800-Safe-Auto jingle in someone's head.
842. Dancing about architecture.
843. I forget what 843 was for.
844. 844. 844. 844 for everything! Everything! Everything! Everything!
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[Post 474]
Author : Prometheus
845. Having children.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 475]
Author : JihadJane
846. Just saying.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 476]
Author : Prometheus
847. Not bringing me coffee.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 477]
848. Dicksing your own potatoes without a Planet X option.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 478]
Author : FireGarden
849. Describing a lawn mower as a labour saving device.
850. Describing a Death Star as a labour saving device.
851. Concluding that the above rules imply a moral equivalence between lawn movers
and Death Stars.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 479]
Author : FireGarden
Oh, and....
852. Thinking you would be safe from this thread once it reached the second page
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 480]
853. Making jokes about Sarah Palin or her family (unless they're funny).
854. Being John Malkovich
855. Being Rush Limbaugh
856. Being There.
857. Being of sound mind and ugly flabby body.
858. Being a US American, like such as.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 481]
Author : Darat
859. Protesting the banning of Andre (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?
t=145465).
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 482]
860. Posting to infinity and/or beyond.
861. Living in the past.
862. Paying one credit card with another.
863. Paying a hooker with a personal check.
864. Tipping the bathroom attendant with coupons for Scrubbing Bubbles.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 483]
Author : JihadJane
865. Causing a flap.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 484]
Author : Prometheus
866. Hallucinating Pluto.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 485]
Author : H3LL
867. Attacking clones.
868. Being attacked by clones.
869. Making dull and predictable jokes about clowns because it sounds a bit like clones
and might be funny, though unlikely.
870. Returning from holiday.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 486]
Author : rjh01
871. Failing to ensure that this thread has new posts every day.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 487]
Author : TjW
872. Bumping this thread
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 488]
Author : Prometheus
Date : 21st June 2009 06:57 PM
873. Doing it again.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 489]
Author : FireGarden
874. Not having the courage to be the first to break rule 872, but stepping forward when
it is clear that the comfy chair doesn't actually hurt that much.
875. Being a punk who thinks he is lucky
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 490]
Author : H3LL
876. Knowing that Siberian marmots originally spread the bubonic plague and thinking
that it's an interesting fact.
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877. Knowing the way to Santa Fe.
878. Returning to Capistrano.
879. Calling it a large instead of a Venti.
880. Calling your package large instead of a single shot with whipped cream.
881. Peeing in the shower.
882. Making toast in the shower.
883. getting turned on by capital letters.
884. Contributing to global warming, bailouts, flyswattery or engine trouble.
885. Getting aroused by bubble wrap.
886. Making a downskirt porn site.
887. Describing a woman's crotch as looking like a hairy bat flying into a canyon.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 492]
Author : Prometheus
888. Posting rule 888.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 493]
889 Having a username ending in "arquis de Carabas"
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 494]
Author : rjh01
890. Having numbers in your username.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 495]
Author : TjW
891. Having an unpronounceable user name.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 496]
Author : H3LL
892. Having a username that was amusing for a short while but are now stuck with it
somehow.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 497]
Author : FireGarden
893. If you are the sort of person who responds to an after meal suggestion of "We
should do this again some time" by bursting into a rendition of "We'll eat again... Don't
know where, don't know when"
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 498]
Author : rjh01
894. Failing to work out that you can change your username. See for example this
thread http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=139673
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 499]
895. Endlessly repeating over and over how Michael Jackson died.
896. Especially paired with a liberal media claim.
897. Owning a red zippered jacket.
898. Wearing Birkenstocks, long johns, parachute pants, a flannel shirt and a red
zippered jacket with spiky hair and heavy makeup in an attempt to rip off every fashion
genre of music.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 500]
Author : H3LL
899. Being surprised that the conspiracy theories on Michael Jackson's death started
less than 24 hours later.
900. Having three "personal bodyguard units" to attack the Persians with.
901. Claiming Michael Jackson is not dead and has gone to live with Elvis.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 501]
Author : FireGarden
902. Being one of the Aliens responsible for the death/abduction of musicians from
Glenn Miller onwards.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 502]
Author : H3LL
903. Being male and claiming you are in a tizzy.

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904. Being a male and fainting.
905. Being a male and wearing makeup.
906. Being a male and having a vagina.
907. Being mail.
908. Being mailed.
909. Being returned mail.
910. Eating an entire can of Pringles in front of the queen of England without once
offering any to her.
911. Being John Malkovich again.
912. Being.
913. Obtusely undermining random usements of ambivalent undergarments for obscure
advancements of underwired overlords.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 504]
Author : The Man
914. Posting after Dorian Grey on two different threads.
915. Posting before Dorian Grey on two different threads
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 505]
916. Failing to spell my last name right - twice - despite it appearing in the left column
over 7200 times.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 506]
Author : rjh01
917. Complaining about minor spelling mistakes of name.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 507]
Author : H3LL
918. Complaining about complaining.
919. Claiming you are Satan and Australian.
920. Complaining about complaining about complaining ....
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 508]
Author : Prometheus
921. Not being able to think of anything good to put here.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 509]
Author : FireGarden
922. Having an absolutely brilliant idea for rule 921, but missing the opportunity
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 510]
Date : 2nd July 2009 05:26 PM
923. Farting on an elevator right after you get on.
924. Confusing a closet and a toilet.
925. Confusing toothpaste and preparation H.
926. Confusing wet wipes with bleach cleaning wipes after running out of TP.
927. Yelling for someone to bring you TP more than 2 times a week.
928. Giving a job to a homeless person.
929. Giving a snow job to a homeless reindeer.
930. Giving a throw job to a homeless pitcher.
931. Giving a show job to a homeless actor.
932. Giving a drow job to a homeless Salvatore fan.
933. Giving a flow job to a homeless plumber.

934. Giving a bro job to a homeless friend.
935. Giving a blog job to a homeless internet columnist.
936. Giving a brow job to a homeless facialist.
937. Giving a blo-pop to a homeless kid.
938. Going several numbers while skirting a blatantly obvious sexual reference.
939. Taking upskirt shots of that skirting.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 511]
Author : CaptainHair
Date : 11th July 2009 05:27 AM
940. Not posting in this thread for 9 days.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 512]
Author : The Man
941. Being the first to post in this thread after eight and a half days of no posts.
942. Posting a rule proposing the banning of members for not posting in a thread for
nine days while not posting in this thread for 39 days.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 513]
Author : JihadJane
943. Being naughty.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 514]
Author : TjW
Date : 11th July 2009 12:45 PM
944. Not being naughty enough.
945. Being nautical.
946. Being a frayed knot.
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[Post 515]
Author : rjh01
947. Appearing in public notices.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 516]
948. Sleeping with your mom's lesbian lover.
949. Leaving your phone number as a tip for the waitress after having dinner with your
wife.
950. Taking a bath with Jesus.
951. Making a porno with Woody Allen.
952. Winning an academy award for your role in a porno with Woody Allen.
953. Eating live crickets.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 517]
Author : TjW
954. Making rules which would prevent geckos from being members.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 518]
Author : FireGarden
955. Believing that greed is good
956. Believing that lunch is for wimps
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 519]
Author : H3LL
957. Believing wimps are for lunch.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
[Post 520]
Author : Prometheus
958. Having wimps for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 521]
Author : rjh01
959. Advocating murder.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 522]
Author : TjW
960. Murdering avocados.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 523]
Author : H3LL
961. Having a holiday.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 524]
Author : Prometheus
962. Playing beach volleyball for no good reason.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 525]
963. Playing bleach volleyball.
964. Playing with your balls on a beach.

965. Sleeping with Madonna.
966. Sleeping at McDonald's.
967. Getting Megan Fox in your bed, totally naked, ready to go, begging for you to have
sex with her, and then leaving to get a drink with Morgan Fairchild.
968. Swabbing a deck
969. Decking the halls.
970. Hauling away a sleeper sofa for purposes of lighting it on fire.
971. Peeing up a tree.
972. Squeaking, buttercupping, giving a Dutch oven, or having spicy anus or swamp
ass.
973. Knowing more than 2-3 terms in the song Cleveland Steamer without looking them
up.
974, Having a three-way with Hayden Panettiere and Emma Watson, and by three-way,
I mean spaghetti, chili and cheese.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 526]
Author : Prometheus
975. Altering one's own DNA.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 527]
Author : FireGarden
976. Making an alteration to one's own copy of Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 528]
977. Confusing H2G2 with Roger Waters' The Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking.
978. Confusing The Wall with Wonderwall
979. Confusing What's the Story Morning Glory with Where Have All the Flowers Gone.
980. Confusing Route 66 with a root canal.
981. Confusing Freeway of Love with Highway to Hell.
982. Confusing Pink Cadillac, Slick Black Cadillac, Red Barchetta, Little Red Corvette,
and Dodge Vegamatic.
983. Confusing Front 242 with Haircut 100.
985. Confusing 984 with 985.

984. Confusing 985 with 984.
986. Winning a spelling bee where all the words have only 3 letters.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 529]
Author : xXMoshtradamusXx
987. Feeding the xoraz
988. Not knowing what a xoraz is
989. Playing World of Warcraft
990. Being in the Republican party
991. Having sex with your ex girlfriend
992. living in Kensucky
993. Drinking 3 quarts of Red food coloring before a urine test and screaming the whole
time.
994. Going in for a drug test and jerking off in the cup.
995. Wrecking a car that costs more than most people's houses
996. Not having a zombie plan
997. Not knowing the difference between .22 ammo and 9mm ammo
998. being a member of the mormon cult
999. being a member of Cruiseology.
1000. being number 1000
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 530]
Author : H3LL
1001. Owning carpet cleaner.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 531]
1002. (reserved)
1003. Reserving numbers.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 532]
Author : wackyvorlon
1004. The color blue. It is an abomination unto Nuggan.
1005. Conspiracy to centrifuge.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 533]
1006. Upsetting the peanut-to-nougat ratio in the universe.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 534]
1007. Shedding electrons
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 535]
Author : H3LL
1008. Jumping in puddles.
1009. Activating bears with pavement cracks.
1010. Being confused as to why there appears to be more than ten rules.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 536]
Author : FireGarden
1011. Living by the 10 commandments because you can't find the other 1001
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 537]
1012. Inappropriate ionization.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 538]
1013. Appearing in a porn with Pamela or Paris
1014. Appearing in a porn with your own mother.
1015. Directing your own mother in a porn
1016. Directing your mother and father in a porn.
1017. Directing your sister and your dog in a porn.
1018. Directing your sister, your dog, your mother and your father in a porn series.
1019. Creating several rules concerning porn, each progressively grosser than the last
one.
1020. Wondering what's gross about the rules in this post.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 539]
Author : Humanzee
1021. Saying Whilst when while would do.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 540]
Author : H3LL
Date : 21st July 2009 04:00 AM
1022. Adding -ize to random words when there is a perfectly good version already
available.
1023. Failing to understand that saying "My house was burgled" elicits sympathy and
saying "My house was burglarized" elicits joy that you have been punished for language
abuse.
1024. Using "funeralize" requires not only banning but a firing squad.
1025. Grammartizing rules.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 541]

Date : 21st July 2009 02:33 PM
1026. Not izeizing words whenever possible.
1027. Fleeing the Carpathians.
1028. Shoveling the ocean.
1029. Inventing reality.
1030. Mixing fame.
1031. Brewing glory.
1032. Putting a stopper in death.
1033. Clogging a toilet in the Chamber of Secrets.
1034. Not noticing the odor of the Phoenix.
1035. Getting the bends of the Jedi
1036. Playing tennis with the Borg.
1037. Confusing Aragog, Aragorn and Arafat.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 542]
Author : rjh01
1038. Inventing too many rules.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 543]
Author : The Man
1039. Inventing too few rules.
1040. Not itemizing your deductions.
1040A. Itemizing your deductions.
1041. Having an estate or trust to pay taxes on.
1042. Inventing very taxing rules.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 544]
Date : 22nd July 2009 06:32 AM
1043. Subtracting the sum of line 42A from the divisor on line 52B.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
[Post 545]
Author : sinclairmcevoy
1044. Making more than one post in a 48 hour period.
1045. Having a period that lasts longer than 48 hours.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 546]
1046. Having a semicolon that lasts longer than 48 hours.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 547]
Author : sinclairmcevoy
1047. Not buying me lunch today, tomorrow, or any other day.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 548]
1048. Giving David Caruso sunglasses.
1049. Preferring David Coverdale to Robert Plant
1050. Preferring Gary Cherone to David Lee Roth
1051. Preferring Dane Cook to Captain Cook
1052. Having triplets and giving them rhyming or alliterative names.
1053. Eating Raoul
1054. Breaking Benjamin
1055. Dropping Daylight
1056. Smashing Pumpkins
1057. Making a S&M movie called The Devil Loves Cattle Prod-a
1058. Swallowing swords at a pediatrician's waiting room
1059. Smearing cream cheese all over your bagel and then eating it - while in a Turkish
coffee house in your underwear.
1060. Slurping your bathwater without brushing with a toilet brush first.
1061. Having a fake girlfriend with real boobs.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
[Post 549]
1062. Taxidermically preparing small mammals.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 550]
Author : TjW
1063. Hypodermically preparing small mammals.
1064. Hypothetically preparing small mammals.
1065. Hypersonically preparing small mammals.
1066. Conquering England.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 551]
1067. Inappropriately accelerating small mammals.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 552]
Date : 23rd July 2009 02:15 PM
1068. Doing anything with small mammals and duct tape.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 553]
Author : blue sock monkey
1004. The color blue. It is an abomination unto Nuggan.
Waaaaaah!
1068. Outlawing the colour blue, thereby provoking the wrath of the Simian tibiale
caeruleus.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 554]
1069. Having 10 69s.
1070. Crying in a post like a little girl.
1072. Making a pee balloon out of plastic bubble wrap and jumping off your roof while
wearing it.
1073. Shaving a female without milking her first.
1074. leaving out the word 'cow' from a rule.
1075. Drawing your own conclusions.
1076. REaching for the stars but keeping your feet on the ground, thus pulling out your
back and making Casey Kasem laugh.
1077. Making a Lolcat Epic Fail two girls one cup lonelygirl15 numa numa chris leave
britney alone video. Those are so overdone.
1078. Marking your twain.
1079. Brooking your shields.
1080. Beavering your cleaver.
1081. Sidneying your poitier.
1082. Deeing your snyder.
1083. Engleberting your humperdinck.
1084. Rogering your daltry.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 555]
Author : TjW
1085. Petering your own graves.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 556]
1086. Wanton application of masonry.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
[Post 557]
1087. Masonic application of wontons.\
1088. Whoopi-ing your goldberg.
1089. Tripling your h.
1090. Petering your toole.
1091. Rogering your mudd.
1092. Petering your criss.
1093. Ulyssesing your s.
1094. Breathing underwater while riding a tricycle over broken glass.
1095. I forgot what 1095 was for
1096. 1096. 1096. 1096 for everything everything everything everything.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 558]
Author : TjW
1097. Turning on the echo echo echo echo
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 559]
1098. Oscillating oscilots.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 560]
Author : blue sock monkey
1099. Enervating idiots.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 561]
1100. Idolizing nerves.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 562]
Author : TjW
1101. Posting unlucky numbers in binary.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 563]
1102. Hiding the salami.
1103. Bopping the bologna.
1104. Putting an 'I' in team.
1105. Skiing in Kansas.
1106. The last four digits of Satan's social security number.
1107. Mentioning Satan without making a rule.
1108. Falling short of your goal of sleeping with every actress that won an Oscar.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Post 564]
1109. In Soviet Russia, salami hides YOU!
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* I must admit that was a first for me TD. :D

62. Pretending to sound pretentious.

Pssst! What's a "strawman?"

158. Drinking "beer".

189. Multiple exclamation marks.

http://forums.randi.org/picture.php?albumid=14&pictureid=718 Gratuitous use of

Date : 5th March 2009 10:00 PM

241: Forgetting to post any more than numbers to the list.

Author : Dave Rogers

254. Working in your dressing gown.

Date : 21st March 2009 06:58 PM

292. Peeing in a cup for the man.

Date : 26th March 2009 11:50 AM

Date : 27th March 2009 02:01 AM

Author : Dave Rogers

Because they can't afford to buy a plane ticket!

390. Crawling in my skin

Date : 2nd April 2009 04:12 AM

406. Don't you?

Falling for an April Fool's joke by the moderators.

415. Bouncing when you should be bumping,

419. Anyone reporting a post in this thread: http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?

446. Calling rephrasing paraphrasing.

Date : 6th April 2009 02:57 AM

469c (iid) http://forums.randi.org/picture.php?albumid=14&pictureid=852

81 + i69. Switching to a complex numbering system to make immature references to

Posting while moving your bowels and jowls simultaneously.

509. Explaining the difference between a gargoyle and a grotesque.

517. Inserting a double entendre this deeply into the thread.

Date : 19th April 2009 03:54 PM

Author : Dorian Gray

Date : 7th May 2009 11:42 PM

Date : 13th May 2009 12:02 PM

Date : 26th May 2009 11:35 PM

Complaining about the heat.

Date : 28th May 2009 06:11 AM

Date : 30th May 2009 10:37 AM

757. Flying unfriendly skies while moving about the country.

Shooting your friend's face off in a bizarre hunting accident.

Date : 3rd June 2009 02:02 AM

903. Being male and claiming you are in a tizzy.

917. Complaining about minor spelling mistakes of name.

933. Giving a flow job to a homeless plumber.

964. Playing with your balls on a beach.

985. Confusing 984 with 985.

1012. Inappropriate ionization.

Author : Dorian Gray

1100. Idolizing nerves.

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