Cast: Private Prosecutor Vitaliano Aguirre – Baclaan Sgt.

At arms – Pontanes Justice Serafin Cuevas – Novo Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile – Dagohoy GMA – Christy Ledesma Corona – Halanes / Macamay Narrator: Classmates, here's the list of people who are oblige for specific performance of duty for the dubbing/presentation: Sir Randy Pontanes- Sgt. At Arms Sir Jan Michael Mendez Novo- Cuevas Sir Nathan Dagohoy- Enrile Sir Ruel Halanes- Chef Justine Sir Kiko Gumban- Aguirre Madame Christy Ledesma- GMA Gretchen- Miriam Sir Leo Kirby Nagasan- Sotto Warnie – Tupas (with oversized eyeglasses) Madame @Framel Teves – Girl 1 Sir Leo Labajo Adlaon- Boy 2 (who has Balak role) Madame Hermenia Pontillano - Girl 2 (to command cue for the song Madame Amigable- Dilema Sunday Murillo- Boy 3

It can be recalled that the Impeachment trial of chief Justice Corona has been a phenomenal issue. Whether it be considered a constitutional crisis or had yet to be considered as one, It reflected the Filipino culture on – participation, common reaction, beliefs, opinion and aspirations. Now, ladies and gentlemen, let us all witness the sophomores in their Parody Spoof of the said trial in a balak/harana version. Points to insert: Miriam: What on earth were you thinking? Justice delayed is justice denied.. HInahamon mob a ako? (to Aguirre?) Cuevas: You must be absent when I was discussing that Miriam: Don’t drown me with your scream! CJ Corona: I am the Chief Justice of the Philippines! Enrile: Now, the presiding officer declares the presence of the Court. Sotto: Mr. President, Enrile: Yes, Majority floor leader Sotto: May I ask the sgt. At arms to make a proclamation Enrile: The sgt. At arms is directed to make a proclamation Sgt at arms: All persons are commanded to keep silent while the senate is on trial for impeachment trial for Chief Justice Renato Corona. Sotto: Thank you Mr. President. I moved to discuss the… Corona: Ito po ang report ng aking mga accountants . That many of my accountants , that many of these account were already closed. Wala akong kasalanan. Wala akong ginawang katiwalian. Enrile: Mr. Counsel, is the the Chef Justine coming back?

) GMA: Oh. (This is Corona’s moment where he was in wheelchair. Suddenly. Hanggang sa Dulo ng walang hanggan music when chef Justine is in wheelchairs. GMA appeared. He walked out but he eventually returned into the court hall.Slow motion hugging of kailangan kita (hugging) because corona has lost the case. kumustah ka na bah Chef Justine? Chef Justine: Bakit ka nandito madame president? At bakit ka may ganyan sa liig mo? GMA: Oh bakit? Bawal? Bawal no? .

ato usang subayun kun aduna bay basehan kining maong matang.) Amigable: First honor. let us all witness the sophomores in their Parody Spoof of the said trial in a balak/harana version. nahibawu siya ana nga kalapasan kay iya gyud ng nabuhat! Chef Justine: (with back ground on the last 5 words) No! Dili gyud na mahitabo first honor.. It reflected the Filipino culture on – participation.It can be recalled that the Impeachment trial of chief Justice Corona has been a phenomenal issue. magsugod na kita. Salt en Pepper recipe. Salt en pepper. Salt en. This is appeal to the judges then to the first honor.! Cuevas: Objection first honor! May kapuslanan ba kining tanan kung wa gayud ebidensya? Sa dili pa kita mantamas tamas. Ginoong First Honor. first honor! (balak form. Ania kita diri karun arun pag hisgut uban sa konseho. kun madayun o di ang pag gradwar sa atong usa ka estudyante diri sa culinary school. Now. Salt en. opinion and aspirations. motaak og usab sa kalibonan sa tanamang utot-utot kanhing akong pagkabata. Aduna bay ebedinsya nga nanikas kining akusado? Nanikas ba si Chef Justine sa iyang Salt en. (serious mode now) Apan! Ako usaka dakong inosenti! Enrile: Unsa man diay kini nga ma kalapasan matud nimu second honor? Baclaan/Aguirre: Wa gayud niya gi deklarar… Wa gayud ni gi deklarar… ang… Miriam: Don’t drown me with your cream Mister! This salad has a lot of all-purpose cream! Enrile: Silence! Chef Justine: Ang unsa! Ang unsa! Akong pinangga… Wala akoy dautang nahimu! (drama) Francis: Wa gayud nimu gi deklarar ang… ang… ang mga sagol/ingredients nimo sa imong Salt en. common reaction. wa gayud ni isang patak sa binhi sa kalapasan nga inyong gitugyan batok sa akoa. alright. Boy 2: Mao gyud first honor! Adunay siyay wala gi Boy 3: Sulti Boy 4: Gi dispose Boy: may tinatago! Enrile: May kamatouran ba ang mga alegasyun batok kanimu Chef Justine? (Musical: Ang kinabuhi..ladies and gentlemen. second honor? . sa dughan ug huna-huna sa atong us aka tawo. apan ang akong binarugan. no. Si Chef Justine Corona. Enrile: Alrigh t. di nato mahimung talikdan... (-music/background-thrillling-) Girl 1: Ah. sad/lonely balak and music on life just before Chef Justine talks) Chef Justine: Na--. daw sama sa… emote2. Di nato mahimong pa gradwarun si Chef Justine kay adunay ni siyay nahimong dakong kalapasan sa balaod sa atong kumpetisyun sa eskwelahan kini nga kalapasan.. (balak/sweet mode)Nahitimbakuwas ang akong pagbati sa kalit nga pagdailos sa imong pamulong maanyag kong bahandi.. Enrile: Objection sustained. Put some “crying”. beliefs. Whether it be considered a constitutional crisis or had yet to be considered as one.nangandoy ako nga – nga. In short.

I am under oats. first honor. Girl 2: Ah. Enrile: Objection sustained. Ms witness. ito na po yung mga nilalaman ng locker. daw sama sa dagami. paminta. Ang pamulong mu unta mahi uli. Miriam (Defense): Ah. Miriam: What on Earth were you thinking! Its not oats. wa nay bili. Boy 3: Alright your honor. An anonymous lady hand L. Which showed the secret ingredients of his recipe! Miriam: That’s ridiculous! Enrile: Pssst! Silence! Girl 2: I am Emily Dinzon po first honor. tuyo. Enrile: Sorry. Maaari mo ng ilabas ang mga nilalaman ng nasabing mga lockers. oath! Enrile: Objection denied. Pasudla nganhi ang ebidensya. totoo ba na nagtatago ng malaking halagang ingredients si Chef Justine? At ano ano tong mga to? Chef Justine: Binabalaan ko ang witness nayan! Wag na wag mong ilalabas ang mga ingredients ng mga locker nayan dahil malalaman nila ang secret ingredients ng secret recipe ko! Girl 2: Objection first honor! Kelangan po nating malaman kung ano ang sasabihin ng witness para malaman natin ang katotohanan sa usapang ito. Imo lamang gipanastamasan ang lunhawng kasing kasing. (cry2 drama) Boy 1: Objection first honor. Kini nagtungob sa akong swear kay tungod. Its oaths! I mean. Ok Ms.Baclaan: Aduna gayud first honor. Chef Justine: Oh kasakit. ang ebidensya dapat konkreto. Witness. Music play. Suka. talong. Hindi dollars. Ingun si Sir Fenoy. Boy 3: Ah first honor (raising his hands). asin. Miriam: Thank you first honor. Aduna gyud your honor.) Enrile: Ah pwede ba ikaw magpaila? Boy 2: Ah. (Long pause. Ebidensya pasok. Wa gayud basehan ang ilang kumento. Sa akin po nag apply ng locker sa Bank si Chef Justine para e deposit ang mga secret ingredients nya. kamatis at pechay na nagkakahalaga ng 280 pesos. . bawang. (In a plastic container) Sibuyas.ed me Chef Justine’s Bank Records. Pwede ko bang tanungin ang witness? Enrile: The lady from Iloilo would like to ask the witness. Enrile: Yes? Boy 3: Liliwanagin ko lang po na 280 Pesos. Pero wala pong dollars sa usaping ito. Hearsay! Girl 1: Kini dili usa ka hearsay your honor. Kasakit sa akong pagbati.

kumustah ka na bah Chef Justine? Chef Justine: Bakit ka nandito madame president? At bakit ka may ganyan sa liig mo? GMA: Oh bakit?!! Bawal??! Bawal nohh?? Kadugay ko ng gipangandoy nga maangkon ang gugma mug kalouuy. we are judges here.Girl 3 (prosecution): First honor. kaya dapat ay hindi natin ipakita na tayo ay may kinikilingan o pinapaburan. Girl 3: I would like to remind my colleagues that. Sultii ko kun unsa ang hinungdan? . that this impeachement trial shall be based on a clear and convincing evidence. Girl 3: Hindi ba ang sinabi nila.) GMA: Oh. Cuheb-as? Novo: Unya Cguro first honor. So bakit hindi natin tikman ang luto ni Chef Justine? At tawagin ang kanyang witness? Chef Justine: HIndiii!!! (nag walk out) Enrile: Chef Justine ! Novo: Chef Justine! Enrile: Kanus-a kaha magbalik si Chef Justine Mr. Enrile: Yes. May I speak please (pina arte). He walked out but he eventually returned into the court hall. What is the suggestion from the scholar of MU. Peri imo lang gikataw an. GMA appeared. Go ahead. Suddenly. Alright. I also suggest first honor. Ato lang tagdun ma hayahay na ang iyang gibati! (This is Corona’s moment where he was in wheelchair. Just between preponderance of evidence and beyond reasonable doubt. Enrile: Yes. What’s your suggestion.