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Hellsing (television series) [edit] Alucard [edit] Episode 1 "You are a fool who creates slaves to do your dirty

work. A coward and an incompetent, incapable of doing anything on your own. You are not worthy of the lowest pits of Hell!" "I crave for blood on this kind of night" (For himself at first then to Victoria) Seras Victoria: "You're not human!" *runs* "Why? Would you have shot me if I was?" "Beautiful night, isn't it, Police Girl? It's especially beautiful, of course, if you're a bloodsucker." "Out of the way, human... Unless you'd rather become a miserable little ghoul...?" [edit] Episode 2 "You have gone and taken all those lives, and not even because you were thirsty! Is it fun... Huh! Is that what it takes for filth like you to get off...? Cheap little two bit terrors." "Show us that you arent the same as they"(Ferguson to Seras) "Eternity is wasted upon the likes of you. Try as you might, immortality slips away. And you remain with only your shame." [edit] Episode 3: Sword Dancer "It's time somebody put you in your place, human!" "This bullet was meant for a vampire, but it will do to send you to hell father!" "You're less than inhuman, a pitiful defect, a failed science project. Sending you back to your maker would be an act of mercy." "You humans are incomprehensible. You and the Police Girl." (To Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing) [edit] Episode 4: Innocent as a Human "I cant help you, I belong to a world where all is death. Your world of choices was not meant for me to interfere with" "What exactly is so amusing about exposing your filthy face to the world? Does having an audience for your sins make you feel like you're special? Does it make you proud? I can only pity such a vampire; a titan reduced to a puppet just to give humans a good show." (to the Undead)

"Well, it seems that I'm also a creature in the service of humans. That's something... we had in common." (to the Undead) "Why do you need to witness this? I will never understand you humans." (To Steadler and Kim) "Ive been hungry for so very long, but youre going to help me change that." [edit] Episode 5: Brotherhood "Besides, the gun Walter got for me... begs for a field test." [edit] Episode 6: Dead Zone "My enemies are not the trash you have been fighting police girl" -Alucard (to Seras Victoria) "Don't push yourself... Angel Of Death." -Alucard "Now I'll show you how real vampires do battle!" -Alucard "Stop Whining! All I did was cut off your stupid legs! Summon your demons! Transform yourself! Regenerate your legs! Stand up! Pick up your gun and attack me! Do something! The night is still so young, and the real fun is yet to start! Hurry, hurry, hurry, HURRY!!!" -Alucard "You're just like the rest... a disappointment." -Alucard "You're nothing but dog food!" -Alucard "As a vampire, you were a peice of shit! Now you're nothing but dog shit!" -Alucard [edit] Episode 7: Duel "English Sow? No wonder Section Thirteen commands such respect; what strong language." "To reign over the kingdom of the world, to make its peace and write its laws; to be generous to the obiedent and merciless to all who would stand against you. Nothing ever changes; two thousand years and you still act like the world is yours." "Then Peter Pan should entertain his guest, before he gets too upset." "I get that a often. But then what does that make you? A man? A dog? Or a monster?" "That dog is neither man nor monster. Only a man can truly hope to kill a monster." [edit] Episode 8: Kill House "Have you ever wondered, Master, what it feels like to be hunted?" "All the time I've served you, I've been pitted against pretenders and frauds... but this time its different!"

"Perfect. A battle unlike any other before. Two genuine monsters! Let him come!" [edit] Episode 9: Red Rose Vertigo "That's fine, my name is something of an enigma as well." [edit] Episode 10: Master of Monster "Those souls, who suffer their rightenous, will know their eternal inheritance." "Your orders, my Master" (Integra)"I was such a child back then" (Alucard)"No.Youre still the same little girl to me" "I know you don't want to die tonight..." [edit] Episode 13: Hellfire "I'll send you to the deepest pits of Hell! And while you're there you can lick the Devil's ass, Incognito!" "Ill send you to Judeccas bottom!" "Is this all you've got? Even after you awaken that dried up Helldemon and take him into your body, is this really all the power you can muster?" "You have such disgusting taste. But if pain truly is your pleasure, then I will grant your wish!" (to Incognito) [edit] Paladin Alexander Anderson [edit] Episode 3: Sword Dancer Anderson: "I am the instrument of God, messenger of the divine punishment of heaven" [edit] Episode 7: Duel [Alucard deflects Anderson's Sword] "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, it's about time, Vampire" [edit] Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing [edit] Episode 6: Dead Zone "The ordeals of the first masters of the Hellsing Family in the last century were much harsher than this." [Clenches Fist] "No matter how intelligent or how strong they are still nothing but vampire rubbish." [Eyes grow wide] "They will not destroy the Hellsing Family."

[Stands up and moves vocals on a crescendo] "These monsters dare to enter this house built on blood and honor! I will see them all roast in the deepest pits of Hell!" [edit] Enricqo Maxwell, Head of the Vatican Special Section 13: Iscariot Organization [edit] Episode 7 Duel "The Vampire and those who ally with such filth, all stand equal in the eyes of God, seen for dirty heathens upon man." [Becomes a disembodied voice] "I act as God's own wrath upon the earth, reigning down the divine punishment of heaven, (>snake voice>) I WILL PURIFY THEM ALL!" [Voice becomes one in the same with Anderson's] "In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Ghost" [edit] Walter C. Dornez [edit] Episode 6: Dead Zone [Advancing towards Yan Valentine after slaying a horde of Ghouls] I highly recommend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying to your imputent God. [edit] Episode 13: Hellfire Sir Integra: That's enough Walter, I don't want to risk losing you next. Walter: Orders given by the Hellsing Organization must be executed even at the cost of our own lives, Sir Integra. [edit] Seras Victoria [edit] Episode 12: Total Destruction * In the Name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished to eternal damnation! * While you're on your way to hell I want you to beg forgiveness for the men you've killed. [edit] Incognito [edit] Episode 13: Hellfire * "Sett will enter me and together we shall send this cursed town crashing down to hell." [edit] Hellsing (manga) [edit] Alucard [edit] Volume One

"Have you sustained any injuries? Sir Hellsing. What is your bidding, my master?" (To Integra) [edit] Volume Two "You were more a piece of shit than a man. Now you can be a piece of dog shit." [edit] Volume Three "Why? You ask 'why', Angel of Death? There are only three who've ever thought of trying to throw Undead into actual combat before. One is you all. One is them. And one is me. (To Walter C. Dornez) "And that's why John Bull... grows old and fades away." "Heh heh... You don't say. Well, that figures. She's a far more interesting girl than she looks. She was in a hamlet of death where her fellow officers and superiors kept changing into ghouls and annihilating as soon as they deployed. With a vampire trying to rape and kill her, it was like a hell at the bottom of a witch's cauldron. What did the girl choose to do in that situation? Resignation is what kills people. Once they're rejected resignation, humans gain the privilege of making humanity their footpath." "I can't be expected to go for a plane ride dressed like that. It'd make me a walking billboard for our foes." "That's right. My final dominion. Here I am born, here I die." "Damned hounds. Your power is impressive. But a pack of hounds can't beat me. I cannot be killed by dogs... That which defeats a monster is always a man." "I get that a lot. So what does that make you? A man? A dog? A freak?" "What's your point, Draculina?! Does it matter if those who start an armed war against us are human or not?! They came to us!! To defeat, kill, and make us rot away, or be defeated, killed and rot away themselves!! That is all!! That is everything!! That's the way of war!! They gambled all they had on the cards in their own weak hand!! That's how it works!! We must kill them!! I cannot change that. No one can. That's the sole truth. Not God, not the Devil, not me, not you." "The higher-ups of the police force are probably controlled by them. However... the ones who were just following their orders to break in here... The ones I killed and will try to kill again, are just typical ignorant humans. I can kill them. I can massacre them without even a bit of hesitation, an ounce of regret. Because I am a monster. Now, regarding you. Miss Integra. I will wield the gun. I will also determine its aim. I will put the ammo in the magazine, pull the slide, and even undo the safety. But... what will kill them is your intent. So, what are my orders?! Hellsing director Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing?!" "... Hah! Hahah! Hahahah. Hahah. Hahahahahah! Rogerrr. Yes. That's the last fig leaf. How splendid! It prompts a stirring in my loins, Integra!! In that case, I'm going out shooting. Watch closely. Sir Hellsing." "I still have to check out. So, I'll walk out the front door. And teach our watchers a little lesson. They need to see with whom they've just picked a fight."

"You've done your duty well, soldiers. Farewell."