so last time i talked to you guys, i was all about this small town bait shop.

i was talking about how great of a place it was, how it was the product of a small town in the middle of the great american outdoors. a place that erected their four modest walls with a simple goal… to serve the community. CLICK america CLICK picturesque. david vs goliath…............ it’s at this point i need to stop the show

so last time i talked to you guys, i was all about this small town bait shop. i was talking about how great of a place it was, how it was the product of a small town in the middle of the great american outdoors. a place that erected their four modest walls with a simple goal… to serve the community. CLICK america CLICK picturesque. david vs goliath…............ it’s at this point i need to stop the show

so last time i talked to you guys, i was all about this small town bait shop. i was talking about how great of a place it was, how it was the product of a small town in the middle of the great american outdoors. a place that erected their four modest walls with a simple goal… to serve the community. CLICK america CLICK picturesque. david vs goliath…............ it’s at this point i need to stop the show

IT

WAS

KINDA

BULL-

there was a lot i decided to not tell you about. some… details that might have been left out. for instance i didn’t play this video in my first presentation. it was the goldfish tank with dead fish floating at the top. oh, and i didn’t show you this picture.

that’s a target in the form of a middle eastern guy that, and i’m assuming this based on the the price tag, bleeds when it gets hit.

or give you a real sample of their wares.

there’s an irreverence, a stubborn determination to stay blue collar, maybe even a big middle finger to coastal ethos. so i’ve made a switch.

ROOST AUTHENTIC RURAL

ROOST AUTHENTIC RURAL

UNCOUTH UNCOUTH UNREFINED UNREFINED UNAPOLOGETIC UNAPOLOGETIC

• ONE: the BROFISH •

• ONE: the BROFISH •

• ONE: the BROFISH •

• ONE: the BROFISH •

COOPER STD
ITC American Typewriter Std

I'd rather be shing, Than talking to you, At least when I'm shing, I know what to do. I'd rather hold a blue gill in my hand, Than get hit on the head, with a frying pan. I'd rather be shing, than look at your face, At least the sh, don't get on my case. I'd rather get in a ght, with an alligator garr, Than put up with your daily naggin by far. I'd rather be shing, any old day, Than stay home with you, and try to play. I'd rather untangle a backlashed line, Than spend an evening with you, sipping wine. Do I love shing, or do I love you? I know it's gotta be one of the two. To know the answer is what I'm wishing, Maybe I'll think of it, while I'm shing.

• ONE: the BROFISH •

UNCOUTH
Celebrating the low brow, the tasteless, fart jokes, skin magazines, beer coozies, styrofoam spitters, big-ass trucks and big-ass women.

UNREFINED
This ain’t switzerland.

UNAPOLOGETIC
We are who we are, and we’re proud of it. Sure we’re a little…rough around the edges, but that’s what makes us us.

• TWO: the KNOT •

• TWO: the KNOT •

• TWO: the KNOT •

• TWO: the KNOT •

HOWL
Kepler Std Medium

I'd rather be shing, an talking to you, At least when I'm shing, I know what to do. I'd rather hold a blue gill in my hand, an get hit on the head, with a frying pan. I'd rather be shing, than look at your face, At least the sh, don't get on my case. I'd rather get in a ght, with an alligator garr, an put up with your daily naggin by far. I'd rather be shing, any old day, an stay home with you, and try to play. I'd rather untangle a backlashed line, an spend an evening with you, sipping wine. Do I love shing, or do I love you? I know it's gotta be one of the two. To know the answer is what I'm wishing, Maybe I'll think of it, while I'm shing.

• TWO: the KNOT •

UNCOUTH
Celebrating the low brow, the tasteless, fart jokes, skin magazines, beer coozies, styrofoam spitters, big-ass trucks and big-ass women.

UNREFINED
is ain’t switzerland.

UNAPOLOGETIC
We are who we are, and we’re proud of it. Sure we’re a little…rough around the edges, but that’s what makes us us.

• THREE: the RETROFISH•

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• THREE: the RETROFISH•

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• THREE: the RETROFISH•

• THREE: the RETROFISH•

Caslon 224 Std
I'd rather be fishing, Than talking to you, At least when I'm fishing, I know what to do. I'd rather hold a blue gill in my hand, Than get hit on the head, with a frying pan. I'd rather be fishing, than look at your face, At least the fish, don't get on my case. I'd rather get in a fight, with an alligator garr, Than put up with your daily naggin by far.

• THREE: the RETROFISH•

I'd rather be fishing, any old day, Than stay home with you, and try to play. I'd rather untangle a backlashed line, Than spend an evening with you, sipping wine. Do I love fishing, or do I love you? I know it's gotta be one of the two. To know the answer is what I'm wishing, Maybe I'll think of it, while I'm fishing.

Celebrating the low brow, the tasteless, fart jokes, skin magazines, beer coozies, styrofoam spitters, big-ass trucks and big-ass women.

This ain’t switzerland.

We are who we are, and we’re proud of it. Sure we’re a little…rough around the edges, but that’s what makes us us.

there was a lot i decided to not tell you about. some… details that might have been left out. for instance i didn’t play this video in my first presentation. it was the goldfish tank with dead fish floating at the top. oh, and i didn’t show you this picture.

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