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Saturday 1 SeptemberFriday 7 September 2012

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CONTENTS

Doctor Who returns tonight while the revamped Dallas is back on Wednesday
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FEATURES
A Good Look 4 Skye Sherwins
month in design, from Blur to hippies. TVOD 7 Sarah Dempster cosies up to BBC2s Wartime Farm. Film 8 From PT Anderson to Andrea Arnold, meet the best directors working in cinema today. Music 12 Texan dance dude Matthew Dear talks hedonism. TV 16 Its Old Dallas v New Dallas! Infomania 90 George Michael.

PREVIEWS
Film 21 Music 25 Games 30 Comedy 31 Clubs 32 Theatre 34 Dance 35 Exhibitions 36 Events 38

LISTINGS
Full guide to going out in your area after page 46

TV & RADIO
Picks of the week 43 The planner 44 The Hard Sell 45 Films on TV 46 Daily listings 48

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PARKLIVE Parklives cover art takes Blur right back to their very rst release, Shes So High. That 1990 single featured American pop artist Mel Ramoss Hippopotamus, a painting of a bikini-clad babe exing her pins atop the titular beast. In place of Ramoss all-American icon, Blurs new poster-woman sends a clear message: Britpop rules. OD A HIPPIE Raymond Pettibons inky drawings, clamouring with Christs, clowns and literary quotes, have made him an artworld star. This image, included in the book and Hayward Gallery exhibition, Punk Graphics 1971 To 1984, is from his early days of self-publishing. Its gun-toting hippy screams of punks disdain for the failed owerchild dream. FLESH + BLOOD The sleeve for Roxy Musics 1980 album, reissued, is truly killer, transforming two women who could be fresh from a Jane Fonda work-out into a knife-sharp vision of Aryan bodies to rival that of Nazi lm-maker Leni Riefenstahl. ARIEL PINK The white tusks spelling out Ariel Pinks Haunted Gratis initials seem to take the dishevelled, ad hoc approach that characterises much LA sculpture. Its a recongured version of Joseph Youngs Triforium outside the Los Angeles Mall Civic Center. BERBERIAN SOUND STUDIO The poster for this British psychological thriller, set in the world of 1970s Italian horror movies, is a stunning piece of fakery, from the visible dots of old printing processes to the emphasis on eyes

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ITEMS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK ACTION HERO Jean-Claude Van Damme told us he showed Kylie his Thailand, then the internet made a game of it: showhermythailand.com HORRIBLE HISTORY Were taking insult tips from Julia Daviss Hunderby, though dumpy old biscuit is easier to get away with than something far ruder ending in she-baboon. MEAT AND GREET Student-com Fresh Meat is back on Channel 4 in October and the gang needs an easy-going new atmate. See Vod and co in action again: bit.ly/FreshMeatTeaser LAW FALLS DOWN Kanye West has a copyright lawsuit over Stronger quashed thanks to a legal defence referencing Nietzsche and Kelly Clarkson. Series three of Silk, please take note. CHARITY WORK Thanks to New Zealands version of Red Nose Day, theres a new Flight Of The Conchords single called Feel Inside (And Stu Like That). It features many people famous in New Zealand. KNOPE AND GLORY Parks And Recreation may nally get a UK channel, with BBC4 in talks to snap up the popular US Amy Poehler vehicle. FREE BIRDS Angry Birds with a political twist? Someones created a Pussy Riot version: www.imepilt. com/angry-kremlins TWITTER.COM/GUIDEGUARDIAN GUARDIANGUIDE.TUMBLR.COM
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THIS WEEK WITH ... SARAH DEMPSTER

TV OD

Wartime Farm is basically Blue Peter in a floral headscarf

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BBC2s latest living history series is simple, literal and stoic, but is all the more enjoyable for its lack of bells and whistles
Hampshire farm as it struggled, thanklessly, through the second world war. We arrive as autumn approaches from the lower fields. What a beautiful place, gasps Peter, shivering slightly in his back-to-school tank top, surrounded by waddling geese and barns sporting those neat, thatched, hairdo-shaped roofs that make them look like outdoor Beatles. In the opening episode, Alex and Peter set about ploughing a waterlogged wheat field while Ruth fits an unpleasant new kitchen floor. Experts drop by to deliver advice on iron reclamation while looking faintly embarrassed in tweed caps. Scattered throughout are cutaways of undulating hills and stoic ruminants filming exterior shots of sheep against a backdrop of yawning bees. Dull? Not a bit. Its Wartime Farms simplicity, its literalness, its anti-fashionableness that makes it so likable. There are no orchestrated fall outs. No wry observations or whoops-a-daisy trombones to subvert the conceit for period lolz. There is unlikely to be a phone-in in episode five asking us to vote for the best wartime moustache, or a segment in which were introduced to a new farmhand and its Olly Murs and hes doing gun-fingers and talking about how his favourite bit in the second world war is, like, that bit with the beach. There gives are no journeys. Nobody giv it 110%. Instead, v grumble-free manual there is gru cheery make-doing and labour, c mending, mendin chapped hands, pigs, a recipe for fried bananas, terrible trousers and genuine e respect for the astonishing re es patience and fortitude p of o those who lived on, as a Churchill put it, the frontline of freedom. f Its I It basically Blue Peter in a floral headscarf n
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his is Abigail, says the farmer, pointing at a cow. Shes like a lovely soppy labrador. I used to pick her up and carry her around. Archaeologist Alex Langlands is impressed. Youve built up a real rapport, he says, peering at Abigails matted cow hair and uncomprehending cow face. Bless her. Wonderful. Yes. Ha, ha! Wartime Farm (Thursday, 8pm, BBC2) is full of this sort of stuff. An eight-part tribute to the 1939-1945 pluck of our agricultural predecessors, it appears to have borrowed its MO from Abigail; draping its lovely soppy labradoriness over our slippers and nuzzling into our lap with its damp-nosed facts and historical bonhomie, even though its actually a cow and, as such, has ruined the carpet. Wartime Farm follows in the hobnailed footsteps of Victorian Farm and Edwardian Farm, hugely successful living history series in which Alex, fellow archaeologist Peter Ginn and historian Ruth Goodman recreated the past by immersing themselves in the minutiae of daily life. Not for them the frivolous, slap-my-muttonchops-and-callme-Fanny fluffery of the likes of Turn Back Time: The High Street. Here instead was rural history red in tooth and claw: the failed harvests, the fruitless jam-making sessions, the straining sows. As the ns, buggered ploughs and botched pottage mounted, d any residual rose-tinted sentimentality flaked off inte ed like the skin of a psoriatic shire oria atic horse. The past is a bastard, bastard, roared the subtext, but never but mind because heres how s h to make a blanket out of paper and lard. And nd so it is with Wartime me Farm, a winning attempt to recreate a e year in the life of a bus busy sy
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FROM THE H MASTER TO HOLY MOTORS, THIS AUTUMN U PROMISES TO BE A S STRONG SEASON G A O FOR DIRECTORC O E LED CINEMA. HERE WE TAKE A MOMENT TO ACKNOWLEDGE L THE AUTEURS U WHO ARE X EXCITING US IN 0 2 2012 AND, OF COURSE, RANK R THEM IN ORDER R R

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PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON

Though hes released only ve lms over a 16-year career, Paul Thomas Anderson has risen from promising young whiz-kid to Hollywood royalty with barely a bump along the way. As the scope of his work has tightened from the sprawling ensembles of Boogie Nights and Magnolia through the intimate duologue of Punch-Drunk Love to the all-consuming solipsism of There Will Be Blood so his dedication to his craft has intensied, with his disdain for PR and celebrity marking him out as the most devout lm-maker of his generation (as well as the owner of one of Wikipedias most glitz-free "personal life" sections). His upcoming lm The Master, a controversial look at the birth of a cult not entirely dissimilar to the Church of Scientology, should make that title inarguable.

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LYNNE RAMSAY

When it was rst announced that Lynne Ramsay was to direct an adaptation of We Need To Talk About Kevin, there were enormous sighs of relief all round: "Its in safe hands." And so it proved to be. Kevin was a heavenly marriage of the source material and its Glaswegian directors long-running preoccupations (kids, death, guilt), allied to her startling, hypnotic visual sense. Making her feature debut with 1999s hauntingly beautiful Ratcatcher (although a clutch of award-winning shorts preceded it), shes remained a critical darling ever since. Her forthcoming take on Moby Dick should be as powerful as it is personal. As Tilda Swinton says, Shes the real McCoy.

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Like a patient zen archer, this is one lmmaker who doesnt let y until hes absolutely ready. Refn has made only nine lms in 15 years but the end product is as singular as it is stunning. Refns lms look like nobody elses (although, admittedly, 2009s Valhalla Rising was pretty Malick-like). From his brutal Pusher trilogy to the weird and wonderful anti-biopic Bronson, these lms are more like art installations, shimmering with stylish violence and near-hallucinatory moments. Last years Drive suddenly made a whole lot of people remember his name, however. His next two projects also star Ryan Gosling: Thai boxing lm Only God Forgives, and a remake of carousel-based 70s sci- Logan's Run. They will soon be sick of the sight of each other.
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REFN'S FILMS PLAY MORE LIKE ART INSTALLATIONS, SHIMMERING WITH STYLISH VIOLENCE

Boy trouble, car trouble: (top) We Need To Talk About Kevin; Drive

Joss Whedons background as a writer/director of cult TV Buy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, the short-lived Firey ensured a loyal following, which paid o with the rabidly successful (but only to a vocal minority) continuation of the latter series in Serenity, which marked his movie directorial debut in 2005. Since then, Whedon has pulled o the rare trick of turning niche popularity into blockbuster success, with lms that appease fanboys and fangirls alike while maintaining serious box-oce traction. This year, Whedon pulled o a rare one-two by delivering not just one of the years biggest hits Marvels Avengers Assemble but one of its best-reviewed counter-programming titles, the postmodern horror-comedy The Cabin In The Woods, which he wrote and produced. Though Avengers 2 is pencilled in for 2015, his microbudget B&W Much Ado About Nothing adaptation, shot in his own house in eight days and starring Whedon favourites, is due rst.

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With his juvenile love of provocation, its easy to forget that Lars von Trier is, rst and foremost, a lm-maker, and a truly remarkable one at that. In the past 10 years alone, hes turned out a nightmarefuelling psychological horror, a shattering arthouse disaster movie, a uy Danish oce comedy, an experimental documentary on the nature of creative endeavour and the rst two parts of a trilogy about American culpability. His next project, The Nymphomaniac, is set to become the rst lm to feature both Shia LaBeouf and graphic scenes of unsimulated sex. No other director can straddle the arthouse/Hollywood divide with such audacity.

LARS VON TRIER

Who's been a bad boy?: (clockwise) Shame, Fish Tank, Holy Motors

JASON REITMAN

Hollywood nepotism is a well-documented force for evil, inicting upon the world horrors as wide-ranging as "rapper" Chet Haze (son of Tom Hanks) and Jaden Smith (son of Will). So Jason Reitman, ospring of Ghostbusters director Ivan, had his work cut out when he followed his father into the family business with the independent Big Tobacco satire Thank You For Smoking. In the seven years since, though, hes had four Oscar nominations and matured exponentially with each lm, his eorts culminating in this years devastating tragicomedy Young Adult, which furnished Charlize Theron (pictured right) with a careerbest role as embittered ghostwriter Mavis Gary. Next, he directs Kate Winslet in Labor Day. Ivan "father of Jason" Reitman, by contrast, was last seen churning out the Ashton Kutcher vehicle No Strings Attached.

Making the jump from gallery artist to lm-maker, Steve McQueen was expected to deliver provocative ideas with imagery to match. What few could foresee was his talent with actors, drawing a career-dening performance from Michael Fassbender in the IRA drama Hunger and following it with another in the sex-addiction story Shame. In the esh, McQueen is straightforward, imposing and hates pretension. His lms, despite their beautifully composed tableaux, follow a similar template. His rst two dealt with willpower and the lack of it, in that order, and his next 12 Years A Slave reunites him with Fassbender alongside Benedict Cumberbatch, Paul Giamatti and one Brad Pitt. The pressure will be on but don't expect McQueen to duck the issues on another hot-button movie.

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LEOS CARAX

Alex Oscar Dupont his working name is an anagram of the rst two came to prominence in the early-80s with the intimate, ultrastylised romance Boy Meets Girl, and from there went the way of all auteurs, wasting time and money on long-gestating passion projects. His two lms in the 1990s, Les Amants Du Pont-Neuf and Pola X, were respectively a hit and a miss, but his new lm Holy Motors restored his crown as French cinemas arthouse counterpart to the mainstream Luc Besson. Often cryptic, sometimes boring, Carax nevertheless has a showmans touch, and though his lms deal with navel-gazing issues blocked artists are a recurring motif its hard to think of another lm-maker whose work features hair-eating leprechauns, accordion blues solos and Kylie Minogue.
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The two men and a dog who watched late-night 90s ITV comedy Asylum will have been alerted to his talents early on, but for the rest of us it was Spaced that rst introduced us to Edgar Wright, as well as collaborators Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. The trio successfully brought their reference-heavy humour to the big screen with zom-com Shaun Of The Dead and cop pastiche Hot Fuzz. Wright then went solo with Scott Pilgrim vs The World and 2013 promises to be busy as he reunites with Pegg and Frost for The World's End, then helms top-secret sci- lm Collider, before starting work on his most high-prole feature to date, Marvels Ant-Man.

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STEVEN SODERBERGH To move from male stripping in Magic Mike to pharmaceutical addiction in The Bitter Pill is classic Soderbergh. Still the least bracketable director in Hollywood. QUENTIN TARANTINO Inglourious Basterds dragged the arch stylist back towards critical and commercial esteem. Next up: slave drama/ western Django Unchained. LENA DUNHAM Director, writer, producer and just about everything else in between, Dunham made waves with debut feature Tiny Furniture, and HBO's much-talked-about series Girls. CHRISTOPHER NOLAN The go-to director for the thinking persons blockbuster divided opinion with the The Dark Knight Rises, but still made a killing at the box oce. JACQUES AUDIARD Now 60, Audiard has made two of the best thrillers of the past decade in The Beat That My Heart Skipped and A Prophet. Next is Rust & Bone, the story of a tortured love aair. JJ ABRAMS Surely the busiest man in Hollywood, and indeed TV, production whiz Abrams returns to directing with a sequel to his massively fun reboot of Star Trek. DAVID FINCHER The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo was not the undisputed smash that everyone expected, but Fincher remains Fincher, his ability to sustain tone and tension is still the model to which other directors aspire. WERNER HERZOG The German master has been sticking to documentaries lately (cave drawings, death row, you name it). Next up, however, a biopic of 19th-century adventurer Gertrude Bell. BEN WHEATLEY The queasy mix of the banal and the brutal in Kill List marked Wheatley as a potentially genre-redening gure in horror. Sightseers will provide his take on black comedy. MIA HANSEN-LVE Her third feature, Goodbye First Love, conrmed the 31-year-old as having a rare ability to dene mood and tone. She makes her leads look gorgeous, too. GASPAR NO Nos segment in directorial megamix 7 Days In Havana proved a timely reminder of the talents of the man behind the dizzying, provocative Enter The Void. TERRENCE MALICK With last years The Tree Of Life, Malick reignited the old visionary/ pretentious debate. With at least two projects set for next year hes certainly upping his productivity. GARETH EDWARDS With Monsters, Edwards reinvented a genre and did it on a minuscule budget. Naturally, the next project he signed up for was the mega-money reboot of Godzilla.

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A former childrens TV presenter, Kent-born Andrea Arnold has not only overcome the commercial he obstacles of a) being female and ) g b) making non-genre British -genre e movies, she has done so on her as done own terms, creating an instantly eating recognisable brand o social of realism. With her Os Oscar-winning scar-winning short Wasp she drew a e w beautiful performance orman nce from Danny Dyer, yer, with Red Road and Fish Tank she took Loachs improvisatory visator ry technique to new ew levels, and even with en with her one misfire, last e, years Wuthering ng Heights, she proved roved herself radical in the e face of traditional onal material . We eagerly agerly y await her next move move. e.

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HE MAKES HE MAKES MUSIC FOR THE HEAD AND THE HIPS, BUT FOR THE HEAD AND THE HIPS BUT P ELECTRONIC SINGER/SONGWRITER MATTHEW DEAR IS TORN BETWEEN HEDONISM AND DOMESTICISM. BEN BEAUMONT-THOMAS TRIES TO PIECE HIM TOGETHER
omewhere between the Ryanair redeyes, the Class As and the promotional T-shirts from record labels, dance music and style lost each other on the way to the club. When you see Ricardo Villalobos with his hair plastered to his sunglasses at 10am, or Addison Grooves pork pie hat gamely clinging to his head, the eect is one of mild nausea. So when Matthew Dear plays Londons Boiler Room club night, with everyone elses clothing lumpen and translucent with sweat, its a pleasure to see him imperious in an elegantly rumpled white collared shirt and gothic Teddy Boy hair. I like to wear well-tailored suits, he says. Its a hobby and passion of mine, and I think the stage is the perfect time to ex those desires, that muscle.

Hes exing it again in a quilted number when we meet in a hotel bar to talk about his new album Beams. Cherubic even at 33, Dear is quick to smile, and folds himself in and out of chairs with origami poise. His music matches his look, blending the clean lines of electro and techno with the scued edges of songcraft and his heavily multitracked voice. Along with a small number of peers (Sasu Ripatti, Dan Snaith), Dear has the rare ability to make
Mellow rose of Texas: Dear in broody mode; (above) live in London

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music thats simultaneously for the ears and for the rest of the body. After growing up in Texas surrounded by his older brothers New Order and Erasure records, followed by a short spell in Michigan and the usual moment of enlightenment at a warehouse rave, Dear started producing tracks around the turn of the century. Various aliases quickly cropped up, the most successful being Audion, his moniker for machinetooled techno his track Mouth To Mouth became ubiquitous in 2006 thanks to its throbbing clouds of noise and irresistible two-note bassline. But

I thought Id write a little call to arms to everyone: let loose!

always, alongside these pure danceoor tracks, would be albums of songs under his own name his previous, Black City, a melancholy, claustrophobic reection on the Big Apple. New York City is a black hole, for this perspective, he says. Black City was being sucked into the black hole, and Beams is the tail of light shooting out the other side. New York is a living machine, it can chew you up and spit you out very easily Beams is realising your place within the machine. The result is an album thats funkier, looser and wittier. I thought Id write a little call to arms to everybody: let loose! Everythings a bit more amorphous in my life now, bubbly and gelatinous. Im letting things ooze into dierent places. When you realise theres no clear path or answer, things just are. Like David Byrne, Chaz Jankel and Jez Kerr, Dear is one of white

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In the States, people getting into dance music is like binge-drinking they want it fast, now, intense
funks great declarers, rashly making gnomic observations like a pitchshifted James Mason. Beams (pictured right) arrives at a time when dance music is having one of its periodic upticks in American popular culture. What does Dear make of it all? I think its phenomenal that all these people are getting into electronic music. I equate it to binge-drinking theyre taking in this music like theyre drinking tons of alcohol, and they want it fast, they want it now, they want it intense. But do you continue binge-drinking until your late 20s? Probably not. You start saying, lets introduce some ne scotch. As well as the hedonistic tracks on Beams then, there are also single-malt moments like Temptation, a song that assesses his relationship with his wife of seven years. It was expunging of the soul in that song: here I am, cut me with a sword, let me bleed, and Ill get back up and well move on. So youre becoming vulnerable for your wife? Yeah. Musicianship is a dicult journey, living far away, always being gone theres this desire to be Don and Sherri, actually. Here hes referring to a single from his album Asa Breed (pictured above). Don And Sherri was about two people living in the middle of America, trudging through life, going to Walmart, doing the normal things. Ill never be that. So with Temptation, its the relinquishing of those fears. Im a highly emotional human being. Its always creeping in: love, sex, and relationships make up the basis of my songs. Where his music will head next is uncertain, particularly as hes left the city for the countryside of upstate New York, where hes living on a farm. I wanted land, freedom, quietness. Ill see an average of eight people a day, versus seeing 800 [in New York] theyre replaced by the bunny rabbits that come in my yard and eat clovers, theres deer that walk across my backyard, theres black bears in the neighbourhood, wild turkeys everywhere in the street. Those are my new friends! Is he going to go all Americana? Banjos and kick drums? he laughs. No, the good news is I can get as loud as I want there. I can crank it and make really driving electronic music, and not worry about my neighbours complaining. He says he wants to make another Audion album, but not in between other things (Im not going to treat techno as this bastard little child that I tend to now and then), and that he wants to turn his lyrical focus outward: My life is what I sing about, but it is admittedly very, very narcissistic. Id like to explore the outer, and get more creative. I have an anthropology degree maybe this is where its all coming from. Then theres his live band with a new, larger lineup, and Dear front and centre. I didnt want to force a fake ego, or invent someone I wasnt just to make it work on stage, he says. Its realising you have the ability to be a bit of a superhero on stage, and thats your time to be someone else, and project outwardly. So Matthew Dear isnt a persona, but rather a magnied part of you? Exactly, its pieces of me. Emotion, sadness, the lover in me its all four corners of feeling. Beams is out now on Ghostly International

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Colin Crummy pits the 80s supersoap against


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1980s It was one of the best credit sequences in television history, with a glamorous alchemy of splitscreen character shots and sweeping panoramas of oil, cattle and skyscrapers. The Dallas theme tune, meanwhile, made horns sound like the soundtrack to pouring a satisfying cocktail over your cheating partners head and marching away in triumph. YouTube it. Totally works. 2010s In the 2012 continuation of the Ewing saga, f the opening credits eschew new character intros aracter for more scenes of oil and cattle. Back in the 1980s, ack oil and cattle meant money and power. N wer. Now burning oil elds suggest the Iraq wars a and Armageddon. Footage of cattle is a reminder remin nder that we could instead be farted into oblivion. o oblivion. WINNER The end of the world is a total d otal downer. 1980s la la land it is.

THE EVIL OF JR

1980s At its inception, Larry Hagmans JR was not the central character around whom everyone else line-danced. But by the series three Who shot JR? nale, 70 million Americans were hooked on his signature style of dastardly one-liners and references to anyone of the female sex as darlin, usually before he gave said darlin a good seeing to. 2010s Hes back, aged 107, eyebrows based on Professor Dumbledores, sex glint all models own. Hes still got it, drolly saying of a rival: Time has not been kind to that face, but I do recall the smell of brimstone and crazy. WINNER 2012. The devil has the best lines.

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its 2012 reboot. Which is the true Texan titan?


1980s In its heyday, the main players were motivated by power and money. They had sex too, but everyone kept their bras on, so it wasnt nearly as much fun as doing someone over for hard dollar. Life began and ended at the Texan border, with the odd Mexican ranch-hand tending horses. 2010s Bobbys son John Ross Ewing is nding an environmentally friendly way to source oil. The child environ of a Mexican maid has grown up to be a scientist who Mex can help John Ross. Even the Chinese get a mention as rivals How very new world order. rivals. WINNER A tie. Its still all about R Texan cowboys. c co oys. y

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1980s JRs ex-wife usually entered stage left, drunk, distressed and nicely turned out for the occasion. Science suggests shes the primary reason why many television-watching children of the 1980s turned out homosexual. 2010s In 2012, Sue Ellen is a very dierent woman. At the end of the original Dallas, she blackmailed JR by threatening to release a lm biography of his scandalous life. She also shot him. Twice. Now, shes radiant with love and light, running for governor rad and helping smart young women realise their an oil-based dreams. oil l WINNER Unless the 2012 Sue Ellen goes o-piste la WINNER I Palin soon, the 80s icon has this licked. Palin soo l lin so

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Adam Sandlers latest Thats My Boy is giving gross-out a bad name, says John Patterson, who fears the funnymans decline is terminal
Something terrible is happening to Adam Sandlers already terrible career. When I look back over last two decades worth of moneyspinning Sandler product, I get that helpless, existentially bleak whats-the-point feeling I only otherwise suer when Im pondering the 31 movies Elvis made: OK, Jailhouse Rock for the title number, Flaming Star because Don Siegel made it, and Viva Las Vegas because of Ann-Margret. The other 28? Burn the negatives, bring me the silver nitrate. I could happily cull some similar ragged remnant of laughter and wit from the diverse, yet horribly monotonous Sandler back catalog: it would probably include Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison, maybe The Wedding Singer (for Drew), and perhaps Anger Management (for low-grade Late Jack). And then theres the kind of stu youd expect us snooty, fun-phobic critics to prefer: Paul Thomas Andersons Punch-Drunk Love; Judd Apatows Funny People, in which Sandler, playing a jerk-o version of himself, proved he could really act. But theres something alarming in the tailspin trajectory described by Sandlers last four movies, culminating in the strict no-fun zone of Thats My Boy. After Funny People came a reunion for Sandler and his oce-mates from Saturday Night Live 1991 in GrownUps, which raised not a snigger from me but still made $270m worldwide. Then Sandler boarded the Jennifer Aniston merry-goround of lmic failure in Just Go
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Comedy, Sandler-style: When he gurns, Ill point, and thats when you all laugh

With It, wherein he proved himself no better at squiring La Jenn than his loutish predecessor Gerard Butler. The capper was Jack And Jill, for which Sandler, playing a twin brother and sister, won both Worst Actor and Actress at the Razzies. Financial karma prevailed,

Whaaaaazzzzuuuuppp??? But somehow everyone loves this atomic-grade asshole, except his son. For our diversion and amusement, there is barng and jizzing on the wedding dress, a granny-wank (dont ask ) along with teacher-on-student rape/

For all the grasping at comic straws, theres nothing doing, laughter-wise
though, and the movie took a deserved swandive shitwards at the box oce. So, this time out sees a new director and a switch up from Sandlers usual PG-13 rating to a full-bore Hard-R (like the Farrelly brothers). Playing the drunken hedonist deadbeat dad to Andy Sambergs uptight square son, Sandler uses a rasping voice thats like sandpaper on the eardrums, especially given his repetition of the unmissed noughties archaism paedophilia, and a major plot-point that features incest. For all this desperate grasping at comic straws, theres nothing doing, laughter-wise. For all the R-rated gross-outs, the thing is still pitched directly toward the core Sandler audience of prepubescent boys the very demographic that cant see an R movie. I cant tell who Sandler now hates more himself or his audience. Whichever it is, its doing absolutely nothing for his comedy
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TRACY BENNETT

in cinemas lm
Out this weekend
Berberian Sound Studio (15) (Peter Strickland, 2012, UK) Toby Jones, Tonia Sotiropoulou, Cosimo Fusco. 92 mins. Theres something nasty in the recording studio. A sound engineer supplies the eects for an Italian horror movie, but the creepiness doesnt stay conned to the screen for long. [REC]3 Genesis (18) (Paco Plaza, 2012, Spain) Carla Nieto, Leticia Dolera, Diego Martn, Alex Monner, 79 mins. The Spanish horror series gains a prequel as the zombie-tastic virus infects an entire wedding reception. Expect cake, comida and carnage. Total Recall (12A) (Len Wiseman, 2012, US) Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Bill Nighy, Bryan Cranston. 118 mins. Second adaptation of the Philip K Dick headscratcher about a service which lets you live out your wildest dreams, all in the mind. Colin Farrell steps into Arnies shoes. Were you tripped out by Powaqqatsi? Do you keep mispronouncing Koyaanisqatsi? Then this sumptuous globe-trotting documentary is for you. Cockneys Vs Zombies (15) (Matthias Hoene, 2012, UK) Michelle Ryan, Georgia King, Alan Ford. 88 mins. Bank-robbers running into the living dead youre avin a bleedin laugh, intcha? Yes and no: theres gore among the giggles. Joker (PG) (Shirish Kunder, 2012, India) Akshay Kumar, Sonakshi Sinha. 103 mins. Bollywood fantasy-comedy about a Nasa expert on aliens who returns to his sleepy village. The Possession (15) (Ole Bornedal, 2012, US) Kyra Sedgwick, Jerey Dean Morgan, Natasha Kalis, Madison Davenport. 92 mins. An ancient box bestows a curse on a young girl, so her estranged parents unite to help her. Kramer Vs Exorcist?

The Myth Of The American Sleepover (15) (David Robert Mitchell, 2010, US) Claire Sloma, Amanda Bauer, Marlon Morton, Matt Jacobsen. 96 mins. As low-key as it is low-budget, this is a thing of beauty. The plot is basically Dazed And Confused relocated to Michigan: high-schoolers (including a irt with the hots for a pool-cleaner and a drop-out pining for the girl of his dreams) make the most of one last hurrah. But the lms mood is all its own, characterised by an elegiac score, easygoing performances and gorgeous cinematography.
Yuma (15) (Piotr Mularuk, 2012, Poland/Czech Republic) Jakub Gierszal, Krzysztof Skonieczny, Jakub Kamienski. 113 mins. Post-communist 1990s Poland is reimagined as a latterday wild west in this visually inventive festival hit. A Few Best Men (15) (Stephan Elliott, 2011, Australia/UK) Laura Brent, Xavier Samuel, Kris Marshall. 97 mins. The director of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert heads to the outback with a wedding-themed comedy notable largely for encouraging Olivia Newton-John to return to the screen. Samsara (12A) (Ron Fricke, 2011, US) 102 mins.

Out from Friday


Anna Karenina Tolstoy adaptation with Keira Knightley and Jude Law. Dredd 2,000 AD reboot in 3D. Sylvester who? Tabu This arthouse sensation has wowed cinephiles. The Queen Of Versailles Documentary on how the 1% lives. Lawless Tom Hardy/Shia LeBeouf in a prohibition thriller (pictured). A Night In The Woods Terror among the trees. 22 The Guide

Coming soon
In two weeks Meryl Streep and Tommy Lee Jones in marital drama Hope Springs Woody Allen samples la dolce vita in To Rome With Love In three weeks Aaron Johnson gets Oliver Stoned in Savages Maosi and Brad Pitt in Killing Them Softly In a month Bonkers French auto-fantasy Holy Motors Bruce Willis time-travel fun in Looper 1-7 Sep 2012

RICHARD FOREMAN, JR. SMPSP; CHARLOTTE PROCTER

Thats My Boy Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg play father and son. See p21. Love Stranded astronaut clings on to his sanity.

Shut Up And Play The Hits Farewell, then, LCD Soundsystem (see right). St Georges Day London crime drama.

lm
Shut Up And Play The Hits Nationwide
For tens of thousands of people, 2 April 2011 was the day the music died: this was when LCD Soundsystem decided to call it a day with a farewell concert at New Yorks Madison Square Garden. This was as poignant and momentous an occasion as modern music is likely to see. But just as LCD Soundsystem were more than a band, Shut Up And Play The

Sight & Sound Poll Winners London


Sight & Sounds recent poll to nd the greatest lms of all time succeeded mostly in illustrating that theres no such thing as consensus any more; still, the top 10 screening here are certainly an excellent primer in classic movies. Having edged Citizen Kane into the second place, new number one Vertigo which looks glorious on the big screen is getting a healthy run, but this season is probably best for catching up with lms less often shown theatrically, such as the silent 20s hattrick of FW Murnaus Sunrise, Carl Dreyers The Passion Of Joan Of Arc and Dziga Vertovs still awesome and anarchic lm poem Man With A Movie Camera. Western fans can also catch John Wayne and Jerey Hunter starring in John Fords classic, The Searchers. For anyone with a bone to pick, a panel debate (Call It A Classic?) will be held on Monday evening.

Hits is more than just a concert movie: James Murphy is trailed around New York during both the build-up to the big night, and the aftermath.

The screenings will be followed by a Q&A with Murphy via satellite.


RYAN GILBEY

Various venues, Tue, picturehouse.co.uk

Girl Gang Season Newcastle upon Tyne


A new lm of Joyce Carol Oatess girl-gang novel Foxre, directed by Laurent Cantet (The Class), premieres next month at the Toronto Film Festival, so nows the ideal time to visit the world of wild young women in the movies. Audiences can get everything short of a knuckleduster and some blood-red lippy in this girl-gang season. Winstone and some former Sex Pistols among the picknmix cast; an evening of work by the Canadian underground lm-maker GB Jones (including The Yo-Yo Gang), as well as 1980s postpunk favourite Times Square for any Damn Dogs out there. RG The Star And Shadow, Sun to 13 Sep, starandshadow.org.uk

Theres Ladies And Gentlemen The Fabulous Stains, featuring Laura Dern, Diane Lane, Ray

Future Cinema: Grease London


be transformed into a candy-coloured corner of southern California complete with school halls, funfair and authentically cheesy 1950s atmosphere. Just the thing to take your mind o the fact that the supposedly youthful cast of Grease are old enough to be teaching at Rydell High rather than making themed extravaganza out on the bleachers. for anyone hopelessly devoted to that portrait of Pink Ladies, T-Birds and the 1950s as an extended beauty school drop-outs are all welcome. RG episode of Happy Days. An as-yet-undisclosed A secret location, Fri to London location will 9 Sep, futurecinema.co.uk
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Following last years triumphant screenings/ fancy-dress blow-outs, which centred around Top Gun and The Lost DAMON WISE BFI Southbank, SE1, Sat to Boys, Future Cinema 9 Oct, whatson.b.org.uk returns with a Grease1-7 Sep 2012

lm DVD Blu-ray releases


Jaws Blu-ray, Universal Do you really need another copy of Jaws? It is seen as the lm that heralded in the modern blockbuster age, but it wasnt made with that intention, according to the comprehensive documentary, The Shark Is Still Working, which is included here. While Jaws still seems fresh, in many ways it couldnt be more dierent from our current multiplex fodder. Is there any character as memorable as Quint in this summers haul of movies? Any dialogue as impacting as his USS Indianapolis speech? Youd kill for such quality today. Jaws wasnt a hit because of the advertising, celebrity starpower, the

Also out
Boardwalk Empire: Season Two An improvement from the good rst season as the show becomes part gangster epic, part Greek tragedy. DVD & Blu-ray, Warner The Hunger Games Some of the lm-making isnt up to scratch but Jennifer Lawrences performance saves it. DVD & Blu-ray, Lionsgate [REC]3 Genesis Third outing for the Spanish horror franchise synced to a brief cinema run. DVD & Blu-ray, Entertainment One Filthy, Rich & Catap Brilliantly squalid 80s comedy show set on the bottom rung of the showbiz ladder. DVD, Acorn Media

simplicity of its concept or its distribution. It hit big because its really, really good. Its astoundingly well made, with the ngerprints of a talented director, the then relatively unproven Steven Spielberg, all over it rather than bearing the uneven marks of being steered by a committee or market research just look at the cast, all

middle-aged apart from Richard Dreyfuss, that wouldnt happen in a summer movie today. Seen in this new HD version the lm hasnt aged at all. Its like seeing it again for the rst time. Scenes that were murky on previous formats are crisp and clear here. So, yes, you really do need another copy of Jaws. PHELIM ONEILL

EVERETT COLLECTION/REX FEATURES

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music
Gwilym Gold has come up with a new way of playing music, but its innite variety and lack of form has sent Rebecca Nicholson into a tailspin
The last time I felt so depressed about music, Fearne Cotton was thanking Devlin and Ed Sheeran for introducing a new generation to Jimi Hendrix (no new generation deserves that). Gwilym Gold, one-time frontman of fondly remembered if not very successful indie-dance band Golden Silvers, is about to release Bronze. Its not an album, but a format for distributing his highconcept debut, Tender Metal. Its built according to a philosophy of listening that aims to enhance the pop album experience. The premise is simple: by playing it through Bronze, none of Tender Metals seven songs will ever sound the same way twice. Gold makes moody electropop, though it can sometimes sound darker, sometimes brighter, depending on the way Bronze delivers it. Developed by scientic technology types over a number of years, it is programmed to change the components of each song in an innite number of ways. That said, the parameters are set quite closely, so it is unlikely that one song will appear as a country ballad one time and a dubstep banger the next, though in theory, it is possible (and might be an idea for any future Special Edition you plug your headphones in, you take your chances). Despite its variations being very subtle, Bronze changes the listening experience completely. I found myself playing the same song repeatedly, trying to hear its individual parts,
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the music demands your attention so completely. It eventually becomes a task, rather than an escape. This is not one to stick on while hoovering. What if you missed the denitive version of, say, Agony III, because the lter chewed up a hairgrip? Theres also something disquieting about its shapelessness. It isnt possible to decide if its good or bad, because it never exists in any xed form. All of this required thought is enough to send you into a spiral of doom: even if the 327th listen of Limbless turns out to be your Heavy, man: Golds Tender clear favourite, theres currently Metal (below) is a puzzler no way of going back to it and ever replicating that enjoyment ever again. It reinforces the joyless, pointless drudgery of, like, life and stu. Thanks, GG! Of course, there is an element of gimmickry to all of this. As sales decline, musicians are constantly clamouring for new ways of making their output seem unique and necessary to own. Nico Jaar did it with his Prism, a custom player that looks a bit like a 3D kitchen tile but costs 40. Bjrk did it with Biophilia, then added the option of spending 500 on a wooden box set of tuning forks. Gwilym Gold could have settled on a special package of a USB stick and a signed tote bag, and people would have gone seeing if I could work out the for it. But hes taken it a step trickery involved in each shift in tone. Its a clever way of ensuring further and is oering a full-blown existential crisis. As Fearne might full and repeated attention. In say, hashtag amaze their innite variety, the songs Tender Metal is available via take forever to get old. But still Golds work left me on download only on the App Store a downer. Why? Partly its because from 10 September

In their innite variety, the songs never get old. But its not one to stick on while hoovering

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music
Patti Smith On tour
Whether shes guesting with Ornette Coleman, collaborating with Kevin Shields or playing on her own, Patti Smith is subservient to nothing but the moment. For those who think that punk rock is something about spitting in public and poor guitar playing, Smith presents something of a problem. allusions on its apping sleeves. Her latest album, Banga, duly name-drops so many culturally signicant gures they may well outnumber the (sizeable) quantity of attendees at her gigs.
JOHN ROBINSON

The Jay Phelps Big Band London


The plummy tone and elegant phrasing of young Vancouver-raised trumpeter Jay Phelps can make him sound like a jazz musician from an earlier era. But though Phelps likes phrasing on a trumpet the way a voice delivers a song, hes a 21st-century musician with a broad vision, and his eclectic big band is the proof. Phelps was the youngest bandleader to play the prestigious Vancouver jazz festival, and when he moved to London at 17, he was soon drawn by bassist Gary Crosby into the popular Jazz Jamaica, Nu Troop and Tomorrows Warriors groups. As a founder member of the postbop quintet Empirical, Phelps has shown that his work can join up inuences from Count Basie to Tchaikovsky via Afrobeat and Coltrane, with the input of the UKs most adventurous jazz players. Prize-winning vocalist Clare Teal, a devoted student of popular song and a stylish performer of it, fronts an all-star outt.
JOHN FORDHAM

Her work is passionate, literary, cathartic, and wears its abundant

O2 Academy, Newcastle upon Tyne, Tue; O2 ABC, Glasgow, Wed; Manchester Academy, Fri

The 1-2-3-4 London


With the problems at Bloc and cancellation of Underage, it hasnt been a golden year for festivals in east London. The 1-2-3-4, however, looks as if it may buck the trend, a one-dayer oering the suggestion that relevance is not about age but state of mind. The ethos starts at the top, with the two headline acts: Pete Shelleys melodic punk innovators Buzzcocks versus explosively dour Danish punk band Iceage (pictured). Earlier in the day, theres a similarly

joyful generation gap. Underrated Dutch synth poppers Minny Pops come up against goth hipsters S.C.U.M, while luminaries of the post-

punk funky left, such as Mark Stewart, face down young garage hairies like JEFF The Brotherhood. JR Shoreditch Park, N1, Sat, the1234shoreditch.com

Nixon In China London


Its a quarter of a century since John Adams announced himself as an opera composer with a work that dened a whole new genre in contemporary music theatre. When Nixon In China was rst performed, a number of the characters who feature in its depiction of Richard Nixons historic visit in 1972 to the China of Chairman Mao were still alive; here was a 400-year-old art form confronting and satirising the issues of 20th-century politics with a remarkable rhetorical sweep and humorous lightness of touch. It remains one of his nest achievements and it has continued to wear well. It arrives at the Proms this week, with the composer himself conducting in a staging by Paul Curran. The cast promises to be a ne one, with Robert Orth as Nixon, Alan Oke as Mao, Gerald Finley (pictured) as Chou En-Lai and Kathleen Kim in the coloratura role of Madame Mao.
ANDREW CLEMENTS

Ronnie Scotts, W1, Wed & Thu


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Royal Albert Hall, SW7, Wed


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music
BOOKING NOW

Tony Naylor This weeks new tracks

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Best brush up on your dance moves as Seun Kuti (son of Afrobeat pioneer Fela) and his band Egypt 80 are playing a one-o London date with Jazzanova (23 Nov, HMV Forum, NW5, allgigs.co.uk) Techno whiz-kid Seth Troxler is hosting the latest A Night With (15 Sep, Loft Studios, NW10, 020-8969 0234). The Visionquest label boss will be pulling an all-nighter, playing eight hours straight Speaking of all-nighters, Flying Lotus (pictured) and the Brainfeeder crew have rescheduled theirs, which was due to take place on 3 Nov at Brixton Academy, until next year. Fans can still catch him in 2012 however, as hes announced another London show at the Troxy (16 Nov, E1, soundcrashmusic.com) FlyLos Warp label mate Gravenhurst will be taking his wares all over the UK (22-28 Sep, tour begins The New Adelphi Club, Hull, ents24.com) For those who like their music a lot more straightforward, Labrinth is making the most of his recent popularity with a UK tour (17-29 Oct, tour begins O2 Academy Bristol, ents24.com) Finally, cut my life into pieces! Papa Roach are playing one UK date (10 Dec, O2 Brixton Academy, SW9, allgigs.co.uk) as part of their European tour.
LANRE BAKARE

PICK OF THE WEEK Perc Pure & Simple (Sleaze Records) Hard techno is currently in rude health and, like Actress or Shed, Ali Wells is one of the scenes more unique voices. His last album, Wicker & Steel, was a beautifully bleak industrial techno benchmark: a tting soundtrack to a country on the slide. Wells is bemused by any socio-political reading of his music but, even here, where he is simply toying with the danceoor, Perc sounds grave. Like Blawans recent grimey, booming Tuesdays March, Pure & Simple

Percs bleak industrial techno is a tting soundtrack to a country on the slide


makes the idea of dancing hard in a darkened warehouse seem less like an option, and more like an immediate compelling necessity. It is one way to ride out a crisis, existential or economic.

We Are Augustines Book Of James (Oxcart Records) If Bruce Springsteen were dead or retired, it might explain his tribute bands, your Hold Steadys and Gaslight Anthems. As it is, historys second most important Boss (after Hugo) is still at it and, unlike this New York trio, he hasnt resorted to tting out his songs with great clunking, stadiumready, quiet/loud triggers, in the style of that other famous amateur dramatic ensemble, Kings Of Leon.

Injured Birds Happy As Clams (Denizen Recordings) You know that not at all nauseating, totally realistic match.com advert, where the bloke serenades a girl across the platform while playing a ukulele? Hed love this. Me? Not so much. Nottinghams answer to Bon Iver claims the blurb, but at least the beardy fella pours his guts into it. This is pleasant, thoroughly nice, very British. And whos got time for that? Were all dying.

Proxy Shut Up! (Turbo Recordings) Does anyone listen to blustering Ed Banger electro any more, since Boys Noize hooked-up with the Black Eyed Peas? But, hidden away in Vladivostok, with only fading memories of seeing the Prodigy play Shuttle Halo (Ninja Tune) US hipRed Square to inspire him, Evgeny hop has gone all Ravey Davey, and Pozharnov brings a fresh strangeness now Bostons indie set Passion and instability to this bankrupt microPit drummer Nathan Shuttle genre. Shut Up!, all terror-techno Donmoyer, and singer Isom Innis - are squall and aggro MC samples, isnt reaching for the lasers. Halo sounds, quite up there with his classic sweet improbably, like MGMT tackling T99s soul, neo-rave apocalypse Dance In breakbeat rave anthem Anasthasia. Dark, but, still, the earth moves. Which, in its slightly whiny, slightly P!nk Blow Me (One Last Kiss) reticent, hip-in-Williamsburg way, (RCA) Shes having a shit day and, is no match for, say, Nicki Minajs if youve heard this, youre probably mighty, unhinged Starships. having one too. Thanks for sharing! Hardcore? She knows the score.
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music
Ray Russell/Mo Foster/Gary Husband London
Music fans tend to get suspicious when bands with long histories in pop, rock and session work move into the world of the jazz jam. They fear a night of hot licks, selfcongratulatory technique and long drum solos, and theyre sometimes right. But these gigs, convened by guitarist and composer Ray Russell, promise the very best kind of pop-inuenced jazz-making. Russells lm and TV music has won big awards both in Britain and the US and hes worked with the late, great American composer Gil Evans and big-time stars including Dionne Warwick and Art Garfunkel. Russells early band-leading years in the 1970s were inuenced as much by the free jazz of John Coltrane and Albert Ayler however, and that background has given his music a re and edge many guitar hotshots lack. Here, Russell will be introducing tracks from his upcoming album, Now, More Than Ever. JF Pizza Express Jazz Club, W1, Thu & Fri

Woods On tour
The cart will occasionally, with no good reason, come before the horse, which is the only plausible explanation for why we are more likely to know of the ne work done by Jeremy Earls Woodsist label who have brought us strong releases by Pocahaunted, Sun Araw and Kurt Vile than of Earls own band, Woods. If in the psycho-geographical map of Brooklyn there is one territory occupied by ecstatic tribal yawpers like Animal Collective and Yeasayer, Woods reside in that other, much indier, part where the likes of Crystal Stilts and Vivian Girls hang out. As their very good new album, Bend Beyond,

goes some way to proving, though, Woods are no shambling 1986 refuseniks. With textures from psychedelic/folk rock and Big Star power pop, the classicism and growing accomplishment in their writing is insulated from smugness by an endearingly scruy charm. JR The Blind Tiger Club, Brighton, Sat; Cargo, EC2, Mon; Brudenell Social Club, Leeds, Tue; The Fleece, Bristol, Wed

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games
Games news
Sony has announced the closure of its Liverpool Studio. Founded in 1984 as Psygnosis, it was one of Britains most venerable development institutions, responsible for the Wipeout and Destruction Derby. Fellow creaky old institution, The Golden Joystick Awards is still going however, with public voting now open at www.goldenjoystick.com Out this week are Transformers: War For Cybertron (below, Xbox 360, PS3, PC), bringing mildly disappointing shooting antics to anyone naive enough to burn their money on a lm-licensed game; Tales Of Graces F (PS3) an anime-infused RPG about friends with unlikely haircuts and a revival of Donkey Kong Jr (3DS eShop), in which the young gorilla tries to free daddy Kong from the clutches of Mario, here in one-o evil mode. True to the 1982 original, its brutally hard. NG

Damage Inc: Pacific Squadron WWII PC, PlayStation 3, XBox 360


leg so you can pretend youre Maverick or Ice Man while slumped on the sofa and works with games like Ace Combat 6 among others. Just as well too, because Damage Inc is rather an oddball. Grainily lo-res, its ugliness complements a core mechanic that lets you slow down time indenitely, reducing the majority of your interaction to keeping the red dot that shows where to aim at enemy aircraft inside your aiming reticule long enough to blow stu up. While keeping a dot inside a circle is still technically a game, its not one youd be happy paying this much for. Lovely joystick though. NICK GILLETT Mad Catz, 39.99, with AV8R ight stick 89.99

Published by steering wheel maker, Mad Catz, Damage Inc comes with its own ight stick, which is wonderfully solid, has convenient brackets to grip your

Hybrid Xbox 360


The Variants and the Paladins are at war over dark matter. Who they are and what dark matter is never really comes up, but suce to say youre immediately blasted into a cover-based shooting game in which movement is limited to brief, jetpackpowered ights between convenient ledges, oors and ceilings. Matches arenas that are really just tiny crucibles of death. Theres an overarching numerically driven plot to do with nding dark matter across the continents and you can level up to get better equipment, but at heart this is a straightforward online shooter. NG Microsoft, approx 10.20 via XBLA

are concentrated threeon-three aairs that defy friends lists and strategy in favour of fast action in

Worms Collection PlayStation 3, Xbox 360


Worms has a single raison detre: shared houses. If youve got two or more housemates, Worms miniature wars are just about as essential as a well structured washing up and cleaning rota. With weapons that range from traditional (bazooka, grenade, airstrike) to rather more esoteric (banana invertebrates get pummelled by everyone else, before unleashing bloody revenge on your tormentors. The games awkward lurch into 3D in Worms: Ultimate Mayhem is best forgotten but Worms and Worms 2: Armageddon are still both truly superb wasters of time. NG Mastertronic, 24.99
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bomb, exploding sheep) you take turns, rst watching your team of four militarised

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comedy
The Boy With Tape On His Face On tour
Clowning seems to be very much the avour of the month in comedy, what with Edinburgh award nods for wildly creative prop comic Ben Target and the even more experimental artistcum-physical comedian Doctor Brown recently. A good time then for a nationwide tour from the performer that arguably started the whole vogue o: New Zealand-born hugely imaginative act takes the tired old tropes of mime artistry and gives them a wickedly mischievous spin. While the act involves a fair amount of forced crowd participation, the accent is always on playful fun, so you wont need to worry too much about where youre sitting. It all makes for great live entertainment, and you wonder if theres scope to put the Boy in front of a wider audience. A one-o BBC3 special earlier this year indicated his potential on television, so lets hope the commissioners trust in his talents and allow Wills to bring his dazzlingly original, deantly non-verbal humour to the small screen permanently.
JAMES KETTLE

Sam Wills. The Kiwi always performs with a titular strip of black tape planted rmly across his chops and his

Artrix, Bromsgrove, Thu

Tim and Erics Billion Dollar Movie DVD


If youre not familiar with the obeat retro stylings and gross-out humour of cult US show Tim And Eric, Awesome Show, Great Job (a product of cable network Adult Swim, home to Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Sealab 2021) then you may struggle to get on board with Tim And Erics Billion Dollar Movie. For those willing to fully embrace the sicker side of comedy however, its a spectacular showcase for the warped minds and subversive genius of creators Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim. The plot is simple: after a movie deal goes wrong, serial incompetents Tim and Eric take over a rundown shopping less about the story than the opportunity to introduce us to a cast of triumphantly bizarre characters, including great cameos from Will Ferrell and Zach Galianakis, and a host of nauseating gross-out gags watch out for the helmet piercing and the diarrhoea bath. Nice. JK On sale from Mon

mall in the (misguided) hope this will allow them to make the billion dollars they owe their backers. But the movies

The Pajama Men London


Physical comedy is just one of the many tools in the comic armoury of US duo Shenoah Allen and Mark Chavez, who have brought a series of fastpaced, genre-bending shows to these shores in their guise as the Pajama Men. Named after their habitual stage costume of blue annel nightwear, the Men use mime,
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slapstick, character comedy, improv and a whole load of silly voices to realise their rarely disappointing live spectaculars. Although theyre normally known for intricate plots and nely honed routines, this time theyve discarded all that in favour of pure spontaneity. Each night

will (in theory) see an entirely new show, prompted in true improv style by suggestions from the audience. Each show will see special guests from the world of comedy so expect some top-quality cameos from the likes of Tony Law and David ODoherty. JK Soho Theatre, W1, Mon to 15 Sep
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clubs
Uber presents Local Talk Records Party Birmingham
Sometimes you walk into a club and cant fail to be impressed. Then there are other places where, although not everything is up to scratch and your poshest mates might grumble, youll probably have the time of your life. The Uber parties at Moseleys Bulls Head are one of the latter. An amalgamation of two party crews, this latest instalment celebrates two years of parties at the venue. The event is also a celebration of one of their favourite labels, the Stockholm-based Local Talk Records which, like the residents, displays a love of a wide variety of music taking inspiration from jazz to soul as well as contemporary house and disco. The special guest at the party is Mad Mats, one of the two men behind the label. Some might suggest there is more skill shown by a DJ like Mats, who can maintain an energetic ow on the danceoor while playing many styles, than any single genre DJ. Others just know from his last, packed out visit here, that he really knows how to make people dance.
MARC ROWLANDS

Bulls Head, St Marys Row, Moseley, Sat

Guilty Pleasures Of Mother Goose Glasgow


As if a live show by Click Box at The Old Whisky Bond warehouse wasnt quite enough of an entertainment overload, the real fun and games begin a couple of miles down the road when the Brazilian duo play an after dark, post-gig bash. Finding enough time to delay their trip back to South America from Ritchie Hawtins ENTER party in Ibiza to make their live Scottish debut, it goes without saying Click Box are happy enough to hang around for a DJ set. Todays
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Hyperdub & Night Slugs London

Hyperdub have really thrown down the gauntlet this year, with a string of compelling longplayers encompassing plush post-grime (Terror Danjah), sultry garage soul (Cooly G), antsy percussive house (Scratcha DVA) and boisterous zulu vibes (LV). Each of those acts will indulge their tougher, clubbier side at Fabric, alongside label boss Kode 9 and footwork maestro Traxman with Terror Danjah and LV PATRIC BAIRD bolstered by the MCing The Old Whisky Bond, Washington Street & Saint talents of Riko Dan and Okmalumkoolkat. Judes, Bath Street, Sat events are just the latest in a long line of eccentric outings by the GPMG folks, keen to eclipse the outlandish goingson at their woodland outing, The Enchanted Forest Party. Facepaint, mysterious hand signals and general misbehaviour all play a part among an ever-growing band of matriarchal goose devotees who are keen to embrace Ma Gs refreshing rule-bending philosophy.

Things are likely to get equally lively in Room 2, where Night Slugs promote the freakier end of their roster, with Kingdom, Jam City (pictured) and LAs excellent Nguzunguzu all showcasing their wares.
SAM RICHARDS

Fabric, EC1, Fri


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clubs
Future Disco London
In the recent LCD Soundsystem concert movie Shut Up And Play The Hits, bandleader James Murphy is lmed the morning after his bands last ever show, looking genuinely at a loss about what to do next. He wasnt idle for long, though: Murphy is directing a short lm and plans to open a shop in Brooklyn. Hes also DJing tonight at Corsica, alongside Pat Mahoney and the Juan MacLean. Expect cranky analogue house and psychedelic disco. In room two, meanwhile, Joe Goddard faces o against himself as Hot Chip battle the 2 Bears for the danceoor in a schizophrenic DJ soundclash. SR Corsica Studios, SE17, Sat

Harangue The DJ

Silkie
The king of soulful, synth-heavy dubstep empties the contents of his psychic record bag THE TRACK I ALWAYS PLAY TO RESCUE A DANCEFLOOR Emalkay Crusader When the drop comes in with that Reese bassline and jungle-style beats, its curtains on the danceoor! THE TRACK THAT CURRENTLY GETS THE MOST REWINDS Swindle Forest Funk It starts o like a 90s slow jam with all those sexy chords and guitar licks. Then, out of nowhere it suddenly breaks down and builds up into a danceoor killer. THE TRACK I WISH ID SIGNED TO MY LABEL Coki Goblin This was released a while ago but its still a favourite. Starts o with sporadic drums and an eerie synth sample but without much warning it drops into such an animalistic track. THE TRACK THATS BEEN UNFAIRLY SLEPT ON THIS YEAR Swindle ft Footsie and Nadia Suliman Ignition This one is a singalong. It has a great hook sung by Nadia and drops into a trap-style beat for the verse laid down by Footsie. THE TRACK ID PLAY TO SHOW OFF MY ECLECTIC TASTES The Beatles Yesterday Ive been know to play random tunes in my set and I actually played this in Leeds one drunken night as the last tune. It got everyone swaying and singing along. THE TRACK ID PLAY AT MY AUNTIES WEDDING Stevie Wonder Ribbon In The Sky Im a sucker for a bit of romantic soul and so are all my aunties.

Im a sucker for a bit of romantic soul and so are all my aunties


THE IDEAL FESTIVAL TRACK Fatboy Slim Right Here, Right Now The intro is cinematic with amazing strings and the drop is big and acidic. Love it. THE TRACK ID PLAY AT SUNSET IN IBIZA Silkie Outlook Nice summery chords and a thick bassline, something for the girls and the boys. THE BEST TRACK BY MY FAVOURITE NEW ARTIST The Arcade Level 0 This track has a dirty yet minimalistic drop that makes you scrunch up your face. THE TRACK THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A CROSSOVER HIT Dub Phizix & Skeptical feat Strategy Marka Eerie, hypnotic vocals from Strategy and tough bashment/jungle-style beats. I was sure this was gonna break through. THE TRACK I WANT PLAYED AT MY FUNERAL Whitney Houston Its Not Right, But Its OK Because me dying is not right. Its OK though, Ill make it anyway Silkie plays Suju, Swindon, Fri
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Version Excursion Brighton


Version Excursion make their rst, erm, excursion outside the M25 tonight. Theyre at Brightons Fish Bowl boozer although fans can be assured that the usual VE rules apply despite the relocation from London. All sounds are strictly cover versions, strictly on their beloved vinyl format and all in a soul, funk, disco, jazz or reggae vibe. Tonights headliner, Richio Suzuki has taken the Version Excursion manifesto to Japan on tour and has just released his own single of edits, on 7-inch vinyl, naturally.
JOHN MITCHELL

Fish Bowl, East Street, Sat


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INTERVIEW BY SAM RICHARDS

theatre
The Judas Kiss London
David Hares rst play, Slag, was premiered at Hampstead Theatre in 1970, and ve years later so was his Fanshen. Its taken 37 years for the theatre to put on another of his works, and its a revival of the 1998 Oscar Wilde drama The Judas Kiss. Rupert Everett takes the central, Christ-gure or exile at the Cadogan Hotel in London, and the night after his two years in prison. Freddie Fox plays Lord Alfred Douglas (Bosie), the lover who proved to be Wildes ultimate nemesis, and role of Wilde implied in the title. The play focuses Australian Neil Armeld on two pivotal moments directs. MARK COOK in Wildes life: the eve of Hampstead Theatre, being faced with arrest NW3, Thu to 13 Oct

Wild Oats Bristol


The Old Vic, that exquisite and most gracious of theatres, has been lovingly restored and re-opens with comfortable new seats, improved sightlines and a exible thrust stage. Over the past 12 months the building has been stripped right back to reveal 19th-century grati and sweet wrappers from a century ago, and refashioned to create a modern theatre that still retains its old charm. Christening the space is John OKeees 18th-century comic caper, a play about acting and identity dating, like the theatre itself, from the Georgian era. It focuses on the quickwitted actor, Jack Rover, a man who can assume a new identity without thinking, but who has some diculty in keeping hold of his own character.
LYN GARDNER

Yellow Moon/The Monster In The Hall Glasgow


better at it than Scottish writer David Greig. Both these plays are crackers and well worth seeing even if youve left your teenage years far behind. Yellow Moon, subtitled the Ballad Of Leila And Lee, is a heartbreaking contemporary take on Bonnie and Clyde, and The Monster In The Hall is a brilliant musical comedy about a young girl, Duck Macatarsney, who is determined to prevent the social services from taking her away from her dad, whose MS is getting increasingly worse. Both oer a reminder that theatre for young people can be as hard-hitting and emotionally layered as anything penned for adult audiences. LG Citizens, Thu to 22 Sep

PHILIP VILE; MANUEL HARLAN; TIM MOROZZO; ERIC RICHMOND; RACHEL CHERRY; URBAN JREN

There has been a shift in recent years in the way playwrights write both about and for young people. Nobody has been

Love And Information London


A new play by Caryl Churchill is always a cause for speculation and interest, not least since her works have become more elliptical and spare over the years. While her early successes, such as the sexually political Cloud Nine and the oftrevived Top Girls, as well as Serious Money, were more expansive, recent plays such as A Number, about cloning, as short as a sneeze) as they try to nd meaning in their chaotic and fragmented lives. Among the cast are Linda Bassett, a Royal Court regular, and Sarah Woodward, last seen at the Sloane Square venue in the original cast of Jumpy (now at Duke Of Yorks). James Macdonald, a veteran of Churchills work, directs. MC Royal Court, SW1, Thu to 13 Oct
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have distilled the human condition. Her latest is Love And Information, in which 16 actors play more than 100 characters in numerous scenes (one

dance
Our Countrys Good Bolton
in a production of the Restoration comedy The Recruiting Ocer. The production brings ocers and convicts together in unexpected ways. Max Staord-Clark, who directed the original production at the Royal Court, returns to a play which demonstrates that theatre can break down all kinds of barriers, even when you only have two copies of the script and the leading lady has been condemned to hang. The production tours across the UK this autumn before heading to the new St James Theatre in London. LG Octagon, Mon to 22 Sep, then on tour

Unlimited Festival London


In this Paralympic Games year, the Southbank Centres Unlimited festival presents work showcasing the rich history of integrated dance in the UK. In Parallel Lines (Queen Elizabeth Hall, Thu), Candoco collaborate with disabled and able-bodied performers from China and Brazil. A new work by Claire Cunningham makes metaphorical and comical theatre out of the concept of crutches, while Mark Brew choreographs imaginary lines of dance across the world. In The Impending Storm (Purcell Room, Fri to 8 Sep), the extraordinary virtuoso

There are few plays that celebrate the transforming power of theatre in ner style than Timberlake Wertenbakers 1980s Royal Court play about a group of convicts transported to Australia, whose lives are changed by their involvement

David Toole (born without legs) works to an accompanying vocal score from British musician Dom Coyote and South African singer Sandile Gontsana.
JUDITH MACKRELL

Southbank Centre, SE1, to 9 Sep, unlimited. southbankcentre.co.uk

Hard Places Colchester


What happens when borders are imposed and family ties are tested? When the Berlin wall was constructed almost overnight in Germany in the early-60s, families found themselves separated for decades. In the modern world, borders continue to be redrawn, often with devastating emotional consequences. Such is the case for Aziz and Saira in this play by the Mumbai-based playwright Farhad Sorabjee, which was developed as part of the
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Three & Four Quarters London


a creative partnership with ROH2 has led to a programme of four new commissions: the always electric Javier De Frutos, comic talent Luca Silvestrini and Didy Veldman (creator of Northern Ballets Carmen) are all making work specially for the company, while in the fourth and nal piece, Mats Ek reworks his 1991 duet Light Beings. The wonderful Clemmie Sveaas joins the company as dancer. JM Linbury Studio Theatre, Fri to 11 Sep
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Royal Court International Programme. This brother and sister are trying to rescue their mother, who is stranded on the other side of the border. Under the watchful eye of soldiers, they plan their strategy, but as the tension mounts, its not always clear who needs rescuing the most. LG Mercury, Wed to 15 Sep

This is an auspicious beginning for a new company. Charlotte Broom and Chris Akrill made their dance careers with Northern Ballet and Cullberg both companies with a history of creating new work. For their own debut ensemble,

exhibitions
Art Of Change: New Directions From China London
Its perhaps no surprise that artists restrained by an oppressive regime would turn to performance and installation art, making the most of whatever they had to hand. The everyday materials Chinese artists have used include their own bodies, food and dirt, rarely to less than sensational eect. This survey artists like Chen Zhens mud-caked furniture and Liang Shaojis tiny hand-sculpted beds. The past decades young art stars oer more high-tech magic, like Xu Zhens levitating human being now-you-see-them-nowyou-dont sculptures that y out of a big white box.
SKYE SHERWIN

Helen Chadwick Leeds


Leeds plays host to a small but enchanting exhibition charting the creative trajectory of Helen Chadwicks early-90s Wreaths To Pleasure series. Chadwick, throughout her career, balanced disparate and often contrasting elements to highly sensuous and seductive eect. She reinvented romanticism for an age that was highly suspicious of its more cliched indulgences. The Wreaths are iconic arrangements of delicate owers suspended in toxic chemicals. Chadwicks creations are arranged in patterns of almost hypnotic charm, like Christian icons or Buddhist mandalas given a distinctly obscene aura. Chadwick sadly died at the age of 43 soon after this series was made, but her spirit resonates in the artworld to this day.
ROBERT CLARK

eschews the shock-factor output of the 1990s for more meditative fare. Theres an emphasis on cycles of change and decay in work by older

Hayward Gallery, SE1, Fri to 9 Dec

Building On Things Manchester


show historically kicks o with the most haunting images of ruins ever created: Giovanni Battista Piranesis 18th-century Imaginary Prisons. Ostensibly visionary prints of dilapidated ancient Roman edices, Subtitled Images Of the Imaginary Prisons Ruin And Renewal, visually foresee Franz this show looks back through history at artists Kafkas literary postindustrial alienation perennial fascination with rot and wrecks. The and paranoia, set out in novels like The Trial, by some 300 years. The show also takes in recent works such as Tacita Deans chilling photogravure prints of Berlins Alexanderplatz Fernsehturm tower and multimedia artist Cyprien Gaillards rethinkings of the tradition of the picturesque ruin. RC Whitworth Art Gallery, to 6 Jan

Sarah R Key Derby


Keys pictures are somnambulistic; dreamily wandering through inter-zones populated by a cast of metamorphic animal/ human hybrids. Against theatrical backdrops of primary-coloured screens, people sprout antlers and mount giant birds. Its fairy stories for adults stu, of course, or ambivalent frisson by artist Paula Rego and novelist Angela Carter. Keys imaginative tone is admittedly less extensive yet, at her best, it does conjure reveric scenarios that have the atmospheric conviction of private worlds made touchingly public. RC Derby Museum And Art Gallery, to 28 Oct
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maybe rather for fantasyxated adolescents going through a bit of a dicult stage. This is territory well established with more emotionally

exhibitions
The Bloomberg Commission: Giuseppe Penone London
A trees life is written in its skin and esh. Hack through its bark and youll nd a calendar of the years, accumulated, ring upon ring. The Italian artist Giuseppe Penone has long explored how trees make the passage of life, its knocks and shocks, visible and His contribution to the touchable, in a way it Bloomberg Commission rarely is with people. is truly dazzling: a bronze tree made with the age-old technique of lost wax casting, laid in sections on its side and suspended on skeletal branches, with its innards covered in glittering gold leaf. Its a spectacular testament to the change and encounters dening art-making and life. SS Whitechapel Gallery, E1, Wed to 1 Sep 2013

Edwin Burdis: MegaDairy PigFarm London

The 6th Whitstable Biennale Whitstable


These days it seems no seaside town on the south-east coast is without a gallery or art festival. Whitstable got in there early and its biennale has been going strong since 2000. Alternative community get-togethers are the theme of this latest instalment, which sees artists stage performances in such diverse locations as boats out at sea and the towns indoor bowling alley. Highlights include Jesse Jones exploring radical group therapy methods of the 1960s and Emma Harts spin on role-playing games, with an installation

featuring puppets made from wing-mirrors and wooden cocktails. An artists lm programme exploring dance and possession includes Maya Derens voodooinfused work (pictured) and Joachim Koesters

Real Life? Dublin


While being one of the greatest satirical artists of all history, the 18th-century English painter and printmaker William Hogarths range wasnt all ragingly sarcastic. Indeed, he can be seen here as a surprising celebrant of familial harmony in paintings such as The Western Family and The
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Theres what you might call a very uid quality to Edwin Burdiss work. With the inky black lines and acid-bright colours of comic strips, in his paintings and drawings he conjures bodily bits that melt and merge on the page. His latest include mint green arms clutching a tangerinehued bulge that might be a torso, cock or a lung and a pneumatic turquoise babe with a cloud for terric Tarantism. If you a head bending over a brown car thats starting fancy jumping around to drip like chocolate or a bit yourself, Jeremy poo. Images and anxieties Dellers Stonehenge ow and mutate, and bouncy castle is also making a welcome guest the drawings are just the beginning. Here theyve appearance. SS Various venues, to 16 Sep, set in motion a creative chain reaction, inspiring whitstablebiennale.com poetry by another artist and poet Heather Phillipson (known for her close examination of Mackinen Children with libidinal quirks), which is their muted tones and accessible as a recording silken surfaces. Neither are as convincing though, on smartphones or as a vinyl record. Burdis is as the acidic disgust of giving an opening night the print series The Four Stages Of Cruelty. Hogarth performance with the drawings, conceived as illustrates how cruelty characters in an opera, to little animals can lead inexorably to extremes of generating song and noise-making. SS moral degeneration. RC National Gallery Of Max Wigram Gallery, W1, Ireland, to 18 Nov Thu to 29 Sep
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events
Out & about
SATURDAY BRIGHTON Pride
Alexandra Burke headlines the pop tent as Brighton hosts its annual gay, lesbian and LGBT event. Various venues, pridebrighton.org

Kings Cross Ice Cream Festival London


to grab a gelato as the sunshine prepares to bid farewell. Visitors to the Kings Cross Ice Cream Festival can see how ice cream makes its way into the world, from the cow all the way to the cone. There is also the chance to milk a cow, nd out how phrases like the penny lick came about and plunge even deeper into the history of ice cream in the UK, if you so wish. Traditional rms, like Morellis of Broadstairs and Gelatorino of Covent Garden, will show o their creations alongside avant-garde nitrogen ice cream specialists like the alarmingly named Madcap Charlie, who sounds more like an ice cream pirate.
LANRE BAKARE

SATURDAY, SUNDAY LONDON The Lazy Lunch


A rooftop lunch in Dalston celebrating Southern American cuisine. Bean, bacon and molasses soup and other southern gems are on the menu. Dalston Roof Park, E8, theartofdining.co.uk

It might seem a bit late in the summer for an ice cream festival but this weekend people in the capital have a chance

Granary Square, N1, Sat, Sun kingscross events.co.uk

Great Yarmouth Maritime Festival Great Yarmouth


Its anchors aweigh for this quayside festival which celebrates Britains seafaring past while agging up current issues like marine sustainability. Budding boaters can sample the very latest in steam-drifter technology aboard the Lydia Eva, or enjoy a more luxurious voyage on visiting vessels Tres marvel at a 30-foot boat made from 1,200 wooden trinkets (including a shard of Jimi Hendrixs guitar), listen to shanties, or simply get full to the gunwales on kippers and three sheets to the wind on Norfolk beer.
COLETTE BERNHARDT

SUNDAY LONDON Chelsea AutoLegends


One for the petrolheads as Chelsea welcomes classic racing cars and celebrity fans with their motors. Royal Hospital Gardens, SW3, chelseaauto legends.com

SUNDAY ST AGNES World Bellyboard Championships


The best bellyboarders in the world come to north Cornwall. Chapel Porth beach, bellyboarding.co.uk

Hombres (a 126-ton schooner) and Mercedes (a two-masted tall ship). Landlubbers can try netmending and rigging,

South Quay, Sat, Sun, great-yarmouth.co.uk/ maritime-festival

Carneskys Tarot Drome London


No one makes immersive live arts quite like Marisa Carnesky, with her enthralling performance pieces melding magic, fairground hucksterism, sexual politics and an especially dark glamour. This new experience features a tarot deck come to life in the Old Vic Tunnels, with heavilytattooed Carnesky leading a sometimes malevolent pack of 10 human cards that are played by a contortionist, a wrestler, mime, roller girl and aerialist. Storytelling, fantasy and dance combine, with live music from Rasp Thorne and the Briars. IAIN AITCH Old Vic Tunnels, SE1, Tue to 15 Sep, carneskys tarotdrome.com
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THURSDAY TO 9 SEP LINCOLN Weekend At The Asylum


The Steampunk festival takes over Lincoln for the weekend. Expect clockwork sci- a-gogo. Castle and County Assembly Rooms, steampunk.synthasite.com 38 The Guide

tv&radio
Paralympic Games 2012 Sailing, wheelchair tennis and wheelchair rugby events begin as the games enters its second week. All week, Channel 4 and More4

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Dont miss Doctor Who The BBCs most bankable series returns for a brief and going by episode titles such as Dinosaurs On A Spaceship eventful ve-episode run. The opener nds Matt Smiths avuncular timelord battling old foes the Daleks in a giant space prison, again aided by intergalactic companions (for the time being) the Ponds. Proper teatime telly. Saturday, 7.20pm, BBC1

Dallas Bobby, Sue Ellen and, of course, JR are joined by some new faces for a revival of the massively popular Texan soap. Wednesday, 9pm, Channel 5

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Ben Arnold (BA), Ali Catterall (AJC), Nosheen Iqbal (NI), Mark Jones (MS), Andrew Mueller (AM), Gwilym Mumford (GM), Rebecca Nicholson (RN), Phelim ONeill (PON), Julia Raeside (JNR), John Robinson (JR), Martin Skegg (MS), David Stubbs (DS), Hannah Verdier (HV), Jonathan Wright (JW)

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the planner
Watch with ... Mathew Horne
recently are Danish ones. I was obsessed with The Killing, and then along comes The Bridge, which I personally thought was better than The Killing. The penultimate of The Bridge was as good an episode of television as Ive seen. ANNOYING TV TREND Im increasingly baed by Big Brother. Its astonishing to me, really, particularly as the last series was during the Olympics. I dont even want to know the ratings for that. It felt like the end of a social experiment when series two nished, and now, 12 years down the line, its still being churned out. BRING BACK ... Jimll Fix It. I was watching The Godfather the other day, and

UNMISSABLE SHOW? All In The Best Possible Taste With Grayson Perry was absolutely wonderful. Comedy-wise, Modern Family is a show that I followed from the start. Arrested Development was my favourite comedy of all time, and thats the show that has come closest to it. BOX SET? The dramas that Ive been into

If there was some The Godfather/ Jimll Fix It hybrid, I would watch that
its pretty much the same thing. Lots of sycophants come to him, wanting stu done for them, and he xes it. If there was some The Godfather/Jimll Fix It hybrid,

CATCH UP AND DOWNLOAD


Ross Kemp On Gangs Sky Go
It might be argued that Ross Kemp, who returns this week with Extreme World (see preview p63), has revolutionised the celeb-fronted documentary in recent years. No longer can D-listers expect to phone in a presenting job: now they have to sweat, bleed and look terried in some dilapidated corner of the globe to earn their corn. Watch Kemp prove this thesis in the most recent run of his On Gangs series, available to Sky viewers on Sky Go.

Our War BBC iPlayer


The second series of BBC3s bracing account of life on the frontline in Afghanistan from the point of view of the soldiers serving there is midway through its run, but latecomers can catch up with the rst two episodes on iPlayer. The third airs this Monday. the top 10 completely? Theres a fair bit to grumble about in C4s rundown of their top 30 comedies, but the compilation does at least give a reminder that they have made some great stu over the years. Find out who came top although youve probably guessed already over on 4oD.

ZDF/BBC; ITV/REX FEATURES; BBC/JAY BROOKS PIC CREDIT

Womens Hour And Mens Hour BBC iPlayer


An experimental dose of cultural cross-pollination took place on bank holiday monday as Womans Hour and Mens Hour teamed up to broadcast a collaborative show simultaneously over Radios 4
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C4s 30 Greatest Comedies 4oD


Green Wing above Brass Eye? Vic Reeves Big Night Out outside
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The Hard Sell


RELENTLESS Professor Greens heiress girlfriend and miniature dogwalking have done little for his urban credentials of late. When a neck tattoos just not enough, a high-prole youth-focused energy drink advert can do wonders for the image and the SW1 mortgage repayments. But has the rapper still got what it takes to maintain the requisite skate park streetness over extended periods? In his rst call of duty as ambassador for Coca-Colas Red Bull pretender, he fulls an impressive checklist of urban essentials. In 60 seconds, he tramples over the cars of corporate suits (his new Coca-Cola bosses, Horney lineup: Bluths (and Fnke), The Bridge and Bowen perhaps); raps angrily under a grati-sprawled urban yover; I would watch that. If Jim said, MASTERMIND SUBJECT? nonchalantly catches an air-borne Ill do this, but in return youve Probably Jane Horrockss CV. I got to track these children would go on if she would consider microphone, and straddles the rock/rap abyss at a sell-out live I know you wont print that! The leaving her husband for me. If other thing is Bullseye. Id like to that act was viewed as somewhere show. Nice work, but what further duties might be bestowed upon see it done with a funny northern between creepy and impressive an international ambassador of comedian, like Shaun Keaveny, and she thought, actually, Im extreme? The ability to rock but keep the same shit prizes going to hook up with this idiot, [Didnt Dave Spikey try that a few then yeah, Id go on and do that personalised solid-silver dogtags and statement headphones all in years back? - Ed]. And then pull in Mathew Horne stars in Charleys one brave genre-defying look? A the TOWIE cast in bikinis to show Aunt at the Menier Chocolate guest slot on Dynamos new hipo the electric breadknife. Factory, SE1, 20 Sep to 10 Nov hop magic show? Some freefall parkour paintballing at a highoctane pop-up event? Regular neck and 5, and now available on iPlayer. included shark bite body art shark tattoo ashes are a contractual obligation, while sporadic rock The subject matter was one that bites look cool and multiple hand signalling shows initiative both sexes can relate to the Mount Rushmores. and promise. If Snoop Lion calls keeping of secrets, with discussions for a smoke sesh, Milliell just have on why someone would choose to Citizen Khan to bath the dogs herself. Its all hide their sexuality, as well BBC iPlayer in a days work for a man with No as secret-keeping as a The BBC may have tried plot device in ction. to position it as a game- Half Measures as his new mantra. changing comedy the Its tiring stu being not-quiteEminem for not-quite-Red Bull. channels rst British Half Baked Podcast CLARE CONSIDINE Muslim sitcom, no grantland.com less but early reviews A promising idea for a have suggested that Citizen podcast, this: Grantland Khan (see preview, p61) is a rather contributors Kevin Wildes and more sedate aair, akin to the more David Jacoby each bring three gentle comedies of the 70s. If inane ideas to the studio and their that sounds like your sort of thing mutual friend David Chamberlain - and done well gentle can be decides on the best. Some of the very good indeed - episode one is hairbrained concepts put forward available to view on iPlayer. in the opening two episodes have
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lm choice
Saturday 1 September The Cable Guy
(Ben Stiller, 1996) 9pm, Watch
Nightmare scenario: you get the cable guy to install a little extra on the TV, and next thing hes leeched on to you and its impossible to get rid of him. Matthew Broderick, as the prim, self-contained Steven, and Jim Carrey as the screw-loose cable guy, couldnt be better in this wild, sneakily satirical comedy.

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MS FILTINUE

Your daily pick of the movies on TV this week, reviewed by Paul Howlett
Sunday 2 September Three Colours: Red
(Krzysztof Kieslowski, 1994) 11pm, Sky Arts 1
The nal chapter of Kieslowskis Colours trilogy, and of his brilliant career. The theme is fraternity, but chance and fate, love and longing, the whole sorry mess of humanity as well. Irne Jacob is a sensual, otherworldly presence as Valentine, a model who happens upon a stray dog and returns it to bitter old judge Jean-Louis Trintignant. It looks exquisite and is a profound work. Richard Ayoade. Its the story of 15-year-old Oliver Tate (Craig Roberts), who is determined to lose his virginity before he hits 16 (preferably with Yasmin Paiges Jordana) and to protect his mother (Sally Hawkins) from the seductive powers of mullet-headed old ame Graham (Paddy Considine) when he comes sning around. Theres real warmth and comedy in these characters.

The Edge Of Love


(John Maybury, 2008) 11.30pm, BBC2
A passionate account of Dylan Thomas and the two freespirited women in his life, with Matthew Rhys as the poet, Sienna Miller as his wife Caitlin and Keira Knightley his childhood sweetheart-turned-nightclub singer Vera. Its an intense menage that links up in blitzed London, then moves to rural Wales; beautifully shot, with a ne period feel and convincing performances.

Cloverfield
(Matt Reeves, 2008) 11.15pm, Channel 4
Reevess Blair Witch-inspired spin on the horror movie begins as a slightly dull, digicam view of a farewell party for smart New Yorker Rob (Michael Stahl-David); but the sudden bang and shudder of an earth tremor announces the arrival of a Godzilla-like monster trashing the city and spreading giant spiders around the streets. Told entirely through the shaky handheld camera, its a dizzying and scary experience.

Submarine
(Richard Ayoade, 2010) 11.15pm, Channel 4
Hard to resist this sweet-natured romcom from The IT Crowds

Monday 3 September Land Of The Dead


(George A Romero, 2005) 10.35pm, ITV1
This late addition to Romeros zombie trilogy is as stomachchurningly gruesome a satire as you could hope for. The monsters still lurch and munch on body parts, but now the survivors are split between the well-protected capitalists, led by the scenerychomping Dennis Hopper, and the poor, endangered drones who service them. A zombie horror for the post-9/11, downwith-Bush era.
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Dead Ringers
(David Cronenberg, 1988) 12.50am, BBC2
Cronenbergs unsettling story has identical twins involved with the same woman (Genevive Bujold), without telling her that her lover is, in fact, two men. More disturbing still, the brothers are gynaecologists, and Cronenberg plays queasily with images of esh and straps and surgical instruments. Jeremy Irons is creepily excellent as the twins.
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Submarine Sunday, Channel 4

SPORTSPHOTO/ALLSTAR

The Edge Of Love Sunday, BBC2

Arachnophobia
(Frank Marshall, 1990) 12.15am, BBC1
The problem for new doctor in town Je Daniels is the simultaneous arrival of a deadly South American spider. He gets the blame for the alarming death rate among his patients, until loopy scientist Julian Sands guesses the truth. Marshalls comic-horror is creepy, with some vicious scuttling attacks on the unwary, and very funny none more so than John Goodmans nutty bug exterminator, the perfect ally in a spider ght.

just holds up against a swirl of high-speed chases and hi-tech trickery.

Thursday 6 September Top Gun


(Tony Scott, 1986) 9pm, Film4
Another Tony Scott memorial, perhaps the biggest hit of his career, with Tom Cruise as trainee US Navy ghter pilot Maverick, going mano-a-mano with Val Kilmers Iceman for top gun status, and for beautiful bon Kelly McGillis. Love blossoms, and training gives way to real, zippy, mach-nine dogghts. Pure, jingoistic twaddle, but it sent Cruises star a-soaring.

and theres strong support from Amy Ryan as the mother, Michelle Monaghan as another private eye, and seen-it-all cops Morgan Freeman and Ed Harris.

Friday 7 September One Day


(Lone Scherg, 2011) 10am, 8pm, Sky Movies Premiere
Brilliant working-class student Emma (Anne Hathaway) and shallow upper-mid Dexter (Jim Sturgess) spend a night together in 1988, then meet up annually to pursue their odd-couple relationship. Adapted by David Nicholls from his 2009 bestseller, the novels better than this unconvincing, supercial drama.

Tuesday 4 September You, Me And Dupree


(Anthony Russo, Joe Russo, 2006) 10.35pm, ITV1
Newlyweds Matt Dillon and Kate Hudson nd a cuckoo in their love nest when Matts old college chum, full-time slacker Dupree (Owen Wilson), crashes into their lives. To make matters worse, Dillon is also under pressure from father-in-law/boss Michael Douglas who, along with the endearingly wacky Wilson, makes this more fun than the humdrum script deserves.

Gone Baby Gone


(Ben Aeck, 2007) 11.20pm, BBC1
Ben Aeck does a ne job as director of this complex, downbeat drama, adapted from Dennis Lehanes novel. Aecks brother Casey stars as a private detective looking into the disappearance of a four-year-old girl in Boston

Moneyball
(Bennett Miller, 2011) 12noon, 10pm, Sky Movies Premiere
A baseball lm with very little baseball action: this is a character piece, the real-life story of Billy Beane (Brad Pitt), coach of the lowly Oakland As. Fed up with losing his young stars to bigger clubs, Beane and Yale economics graduate Peter Brand (Jonah Hill) build a team based purely on statistical analysis and it works. A fascinating insight into the business and psychology of sport.

Wednesday 5 September Enemy Of The State


(Tony Scott, 1998) 11.15pm, BBC1
The late Tony Scotts typically frantic action movie is basically an adrenaline-soaked reworking of The Conversation. Gene Hackman, star of the 70s Coppola thriller, appears here too, as the veteran surveillance man winkled out of hiding to rescue Will Smiths innocent attorney from a murder rap concocted by government spooks. The snappy pairing loud and lippy meets gru and grumpy
1-7 Sep 2012
Top Gun Thursday, Film4

Youth In Revolt
(Miguel Arteta, 2009) 11.05pm, BBC2
Trapped on a trailer park with his dysfunctional family, nerdy teenager Nick Twisp (Michael Cera) nally senses the possibility of losing his virginity with pretty young Sheeni (Portia Doubleday). To win his Francophile amour, he invents his own daring alter ego a moustachioed Monsieur Hyde called Franois Dillinger, who leads him into all kinds of trouble, in Artetas cranky, clever black comedy.
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Moneyball Friday, Sky Movies Premiere

Films start on p46

Saturday 1 Television
BBC1
6.0 Breakfast (T) 10.0 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (T) 11.30 Football Focus (T) 12.0 BBC News; Regional News And Weather (T) 12.10 Live Formula 1: Belgian Grand Prix Qualifying (T) 2.30 Triathlon (T) 4.0 Final Score (T) 5.25 BBC News; Regional News And Weather (T) 5.45 A Question Of Sport: Gold Medal Winners Special (T) 6.0

BBC2
CBeebies Guess With Jess (T) (R) 6.10 Louie (T) (R) 6.20 Wibbly Pig (T) (R) 6.30 Dipdap (T) (R) 6.35 Chuggington (T) (R) 6.45 Rastamouse (T) (R) 7.0 CBBC. Roar (T) (R) 7.30 Project Parent (T) (R) 7.55 The Scooby-Doo Show (T) (R) 8.20 Dennis And Gnasher (T) (R) 8.30 The Slammer (T) (R) 9.0 Who Let The Dogs Out? (T) (R) 9.30 Incredible Edibles (T) (R) 10.0 Cop School (T) (R) 10.30 Splatalot (T) (R) 10.55 Deadly 60 Bites (T) (R) 11.0 Prank Patrol (T) (R) 11.30 Diddy Movies (T) (R) 11.45 MOTD Kickabout (T) (R) 12.05 Lorraines Fast, Fresh And Easy Food (T) (R) 12.35 Sodom And Gomorrah (Robert Aldrich, 1962) (T) Biblical drama, starring Stewart Granger. 3.0 Ensign Pulver (Joshua Logan, 1964) (T) Navy comedy, starring Robert Walker. 4.40 Coast (T) (R) 5.10 The Hairy Bikers Food Tour Of Britain (T) (R) 5.55 Flog It! (T) (R) 6.0

ITV1
CITV Mini CITV 7.20 CITV 8.25 Saturday Cookbook (T) 9.25 ITV News (T) 9.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (T) 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (T) 11.20 The Real Housewives Of New York City (T) 12.20 The Real Housewives Of New York City (T) 1.15 ITV News And Weather (T) 1.25 Countrywise (R) 1.50 Dennis (Nick Castle, 1993) (T) Slapstick comedy, starring Walter Matthau. 3.35 Never Say Never Again (Irvin Kershner, 1983) (T) James Bond adventure, starring Sean Connery. 5.55 Local News (T)

6.00

6.20 All New Total Wipeout (T) 20 more contestants take on the obstacle course. 7.20 *Doctor Who Asylum Of The Daleks (T) New series. The Time Lord and the Ponds are forced to enter a planetary prison containing thousands of Daleks.

6.55 Dads Army (T) (R) 7.30 BBC Proms 2012 (T) The John Wilson Orchestra and the Maida Vale singers perform music from Broadway musicals, including Porgy and Bess and West Side Story. First broadcast on Radio 3 on 27 August.

6.10 ITV News And Weather (T) 6.25 New Youve Been Framed! (T) 6.55 *Fool Britannia (T) New series. Hidden-camera show in which Dom Joly surprises unsuspecting members of the public. 7.25 Red Or Black? (T) Contestants play for places in the nal four. 8.10 The X Factor (T) The judges give their verdicts on another line-up of would-be chart stars. 9.10 Red Or Black? (T) The four remaining contestants face further challenges, one of which sees hiphop duo Rizzle Kicks collaborate with two champion gymnasts. 9.55 The Jonathan Ross Show (T) With Mo Farah, Plan B, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Gareth Malone.

8.00 10.00

8.10 The National Lottery: Secret 9.30 Who On Earth Was Ford Madox Fortune (T) High-tension quiz Ford? A Culture Show Special (T) show presented by Nick Knowles. Alan Yentob proles Parades End Plus, the Lotto and Thunderball author Ford Madox Ford, exploring draws with John Partridge. his place in 20th-century British 9.0 Casualty Rock Paper Scissors (T) literature. Sam and Tom are pushed to their 10.35 TOTP2: School Days (T) (R) Mark limits when a cage ghter insists Radclie introduces a selection on competing despite their advice of archive performances to get while devastating news puts a viewers in the mood for going back wedding in jeopardy. to school, featuring Alice Cooper, Busted and the cast of Grange Hill.

9.50 BBC News; Weather (T) 10.55 ITV News And Weather (T) 11.35 SoulBoy (Shimmy Marcus, 10.10 Match Of The Day (T) Gary London Weather 2010) (T) Premiere. A teenager Lineker presents highlights of 11.10 Pride And Prejudice growing up in the 1970s gets todays Premier League clashes. (Joe Wright, 2005) (T) One of drawn into a love triangle in the National Lottery Update ve sisters forms an unlikely northern soul music scene. Drama, 11.30 The Football League Show (T) romantic attachment to an aloof starring Martin Compston, Felicity Manish Bhasin presents highlights gentleman. Period drama based Jones and Nichola Burley. Dead Ringers (David and all the goals from todays on Jane Austens novel, with Keira 12.50 Cronenberg, 1988) (T) Medical xtures in the Championship, Knightley, Matthew Macfadyen and twins thriller, starring Jeremy Irons League One and League Two, Judi Dench. and Genevive Bujold. including Leicester City v 1.30 The Store 2.50 In Plain Sight: Death Becomes Her (T) (R) 3.45 Blackpool. ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning 12.50 Weatherview (T) 12.55 BBC News News (T) Reporters (T) 1.0 BBC News (T) 1.30 Five Minutes With (T) 2.0 BBC News (T) 2.30 Dateline London (T) 3.0 BBC News (T) 3.30 Our World (T) 4.0 BBC News (T) 4.30 Click (T) 5.0 BBC News (T) 5.30 British Olympic Dreams (T) 1-7 Sep 2012

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Television Saturday 1
Channel 4
6.0 Channel 4 Presents Oscar Pistorius One Giant Leap (T) (R) 6.05 Paralympic Games 2012 Tonight (T) (R) 7.0 Paralympic Games Breakfast Show (T) 9.15 *Paralympic Games 2012 (T) Jonathan Edwards and Daraine Mulvihill introduce live coverage of the opening events on day three of the Games, featuring athletics, track cycling and swimming. 1.0 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Georgie Bingham and Arthur Williams present this afternoons coverage, featuring track cycling, judo, equestrian, seven-a-side football, wheelchair basketball, swimming and shooting. 6.0

Channel 5
Milkshake! Peppa Pig 6.05 Roary The Racing Car 6.15 Fi And The Flowertots 6.25 City Of Friends 6.40 Harry And His Bucket Full Of Dinosaurs 6.50 Castle Farm 6.55 Abbys Flying Fairy School 7.05 Roobarb And Custard Too 7.15 Ben And Hollys Little Kingdom 7.25 Play! 7.35 Noddy In Toyland 7.50 Bert And Ernies Great Adventures 8.0 Little Princess 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.30 Angelina Ballerina 8.35 Mio Mao 8.40 Rupert Bear 8.55 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Mr Men Show 9.30 Roary The Racing Car 9.40 Jelly Jamm 10.0 Power Rangers Samurai 10.35 Batman: The Brave And The Bold 11.10 Looney Tunes 11.20 Celebrity Big Brother: The Eviction 12.50 Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads 1.50 Mystery Woman: Redemption (2006) 3.30 Michael (1996) 5.30 Jesse Stone: Innocents Lost (2011)

pick of the day

Paralympic Games 2012 9.15am, Channel 4


The Paralympics have been serving as an excellent hangover cure for Londoners wistfully recalling the 2012 Olympics, as well as providing an astonishing and enthralling spectacle in their own right. Highlights of the second week will include the swimming, wheelchair basketball and one of the Paralympics hottest tickets wheelchair rugby, the bracingly robust code known aectionately as murderball. On the athletics track, South Africas Olympics star Oscar Pistorius begins his defence of his 200m title. AM

Fool Britannia 6.55pm, ITV1

6.30 Channel 4 News (T) Including sport and weather. 7.0 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Clare Balding and Ade Adepitan introduce further coverage of the third evening of the Games, featuring athletics, swimming, shooting and table tennis.

7.15 5 News Weekend (T) 7.20 NCIS (T) (R) Palmer comes under re while investigating a murder at a building site on a navy base, and the discovery of a second body reveals a case of stolen identity.
One-trick pony, or savvy enough to stick to what he does best? Whatever you may think of Dom Joly, hes clearly more suited to the hidden-camera format than the Larry Sanders-lite of BBC3 misre This Is Dom Joly. Here, hes back on familiar ground, taking his pranks around the UK in a show ITV1 are hoping will ll a Harry Hill-shaped hole in their Saturday night schedule. Is it worth watching? Well, that depends on how tickled you are by unsuspecting onlookers witnessing an unorthodox vicar pushing an old woman o a bridge. MJ

8.15 CSI: NY (T) (R) Mac nally realises his stalkers motivation, while Stella leads an investigation into the murder of a subway train driver only to discover the killer has prepared a trap. 9.10 Celebrity Big Brother (T) The remaining housemates embark on their nal week, knowing only one of them can be crowned Celebrity Big Brother winner on Friday night. 10.30 The Last Leg With Adam Hills (T) 10.10 CSI: Miami Sinner Takes All (T) A lm producer is killed when an The comedian presents a review armed robber targets an illegal of the days Paralympics action, high-stakes poker game, but focusing on the key moments and forensic evidence suggests another talking points with guests from the gunman was responsible for the sports and showbiz worlds. murder. Clovereld (Matt 11.15 Reeves, 2008) (T) Five New 11.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (T) (R) A girl is found murdered Yorkers lm the carnage wreaked with a number branded on her arm, by a giant monster attacking the and investigations lead the team city as they try to reach a friend. to a Nazi sympathiser carrying out Thriller, starring Lizzy Caplan. medical experiments. 12.55 Poetry (Chang-dong Lee, 12.05 SuperCasino 4.0 HouseBusters 2010) Premiere. Drama, starring Jeong-hie Yun. 3.15 A Film From (T) (R) 4.25 Divine Designs (T) (R) 4.50 County Secrets (T) (R) My Parish: Six Farms (T) (R) 3.25 5.0 Hanas Helpline (T) (R) 5.10 The Fishmonger (T) (R) 3.30 Happy Endings (T) 3.55 St Elsewhere (T) The Milkshake! Show: A Present For Milky (T) (R) 5.35 Thomas & (R) 4.40 Deal Or No Deal (T) (R) Friends (T) (R) 5.45 Roary The 5.35 Quick Bakes With Eric Lanlard Racing Car (T) (R) (T) (R) 1-7 Sep 2012

Doctor Who 7.20pm, BBC1


As you may have gured out from the title of tonights episode, Asylum Of The Daleks, Doctor Who is once again pitted against his oldest enemies. His other longtime foe, the BBC budgeting department, is also looming with menace but the good Doctor manages to prevail with some impressively epic Dalek scenes amid all the cheaper running around in corridors. His companions, the Ponds, are back and theres a new face or two. Its a great start to a new season with plenty of surprises in store. PON

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Saturday 1 Digital Television


Freeview
7.0pm Great TV Mistakes. On-screen mishaps and continuity errors. 8.0 Top Gear. The Lotus T125 and a demolition challenge. 9.0 Live At The Apollo. With Stephen K Amos, Jon Richardson and Micky Flanagan. 9.30 Live At The Apollo. With Jason Manford and Michael McIntyre. 10.0 Russell Kane: Smokescreens & Castles. A performance by the comedian. 11.0 Family Guy: Forget-Me-Not. Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire have their memories erased. 11.20 Family Guy: Untitled Grin Family History. Burglars break into the Grins home. 11.45 American Dad!: Live And Let Fry. Stans favourite foods are made illegal. 12.05 American Dad!: Roy Rogers McFreely. Roger becomes chairman of the Homeowners Association. 12.30 The Revolution Will Be Televised. James and Barnaby try to get Boris Johnson re-elected. 1.0 Wilfred: Dignity. Ryan feels under pressure. 1.20 The Comedy Marathon Spectacular. Highlights of the rst comedy marathon at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. 2.20 Live At The Apollo. With Stephen K Amos, Jon Richardson and Micky Flanagan. 2.50 Live At The Apollo. With Jason Manford and Michael McIntyre. 3.20 The Revolution Will Be Televised. James and Barnaby try to get Boris Johnson re-elected. 7.0pm Africas Magnicent Beasts: The Secret Leopards. The lives of leopards in East Africa. 8.0 She-Wolves: Englands Early Queens: Isabella And Margaret. The lives of Isabella of France and Margaret of Anjou. 9.0 *Inspector Montalbano Equal Time. A mans murder signies the beginning of a new maa war. 10.40 Doctors In The Death Zone. Part two of two. The climbers experience Mount Everests hostile environment. 11.40 20th Century Battleelds: 1942 Stalingrad. The Battle of Stalingrad. 12.40 Top Of The Pops: 1977. Hits by Dana, Boney M and Thin Lizzy. 1.10 She-Wolves: Englands Early Queens: Isabella And Margaret. The lives of Isabella of France and Margaret of Anjou. 2.10 Africas Magnicent Beasts: The Secret Leopards. The lives of leopards in East Africa. 7.0am Arthur 7.10 League Of Super Evil 7.25 Pet Squad; Shaun The Sheep Championsheeps 7.40 MOTD Kickabout 7.55 Total Wipeout; Newsround 9.0 HH: Gory Games 9.30 Young Dracula; Newsround 10.0 The Sarah Jane Adventures; Newsround 10.55 Deadly 60 Bites 11.0 Hotel Trubble 11.30 Danis House 11.55 Newsround 12.0 The Slammer 12.30 Trapped 1.0 Deadly 60 1.25 Blue Peter 1.55 Newsround 2.0 Tracy Beaker Returns 2.30 Tracy Beaker

BBC3

Returns 3.0 Hacker Time 3.30 The Sarah Jane Adventures 4.0 MI High 4.30 Roy 4.55 Hounded 5.25 Bear Behaving Badly 5.50 Danis House 6.15 Dennis And Gnasher 6.30 Whats New Scooby-Doo? 6.50 Shaun The Sheep 7.0am Bang Goes The Theory 7.30 Bang Goes The Theory 8.0 Fifth Gear 8.30 Bush Pilots 9.30 Top Gear 10.30 Top Gear 11.30 Man V Food 12.0 Man V Food 12.30 Bush Pilots 1.30 Top Gear 2.30 Top Gear 3.30 Man V Food 4.0 Man V Food 4.30 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) 7.0 Bush Pilots 8.0 Man V Food 8.30 Man V Food 9.0 XXX2: The Next Level (2005) 11.0 Mock The Week 11.40 Would I Lie To You? 12.20 Argumental 1.0 Peep Show 1.35 Peep Show 2.05 Speeders 2.30 Speeders

ITV2

Dave

6.0am Jessie J: The Hot Desk 6.10 All Star Family Fortunes 7.0 Coronation Street 8.20 Emmerdale 11.10 Take Me Out 12.20 Americas Got Talent 1.15 Americas Got Talent: Finale 3.05 Batteries Not Included (1987) 5.15 Beethoven (1991) 7.05 Kindergarten Cop (1990) 9.10 Little Mix: The Hot Desk 9.25 The Xtra Factor 10.25 Celebrity Juice 11.10 The Incredible Hulk (2008) 1.20 The X Factor 2.20 The Planets Funniest Animals 2.45 Teleshopping 5.45 ITV2 Nightscreen 6.0am Carry On Laughing 6.25 The Agatha Christie Hour 7.25 Hamish Macbeth 8.35 Upstairs, Downstairs 9.45 Upstairs, Downstairs 10.55 Carry On Up The Jungle (1970) 12.40 Inspector Morse 2.50 Inspector Morse 4.55 Agatha Christies Poirot 7.0 Agatha Christies Marple 9.0 Agatha Christies Poirot 11.0 Carry On Cowboy (1966) 1.0 The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes 1.55 Drama Trails 2.05 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30 Teleshopping 6.0am Police, Camera, Action! 6.25 Minder 7.20 The Big Match Revisited 8.20 Bundesliga Football Highlights 9.20 Uefa Champions League Weekly 9.55 The Cycle Show 11.0 Cycling 12.0 The Rare Breed (1966) 2.0 Motorsport UK 3.0 British Touring Car Championship Highlights 4.30 DTM German Touring Car Series 5.0 British Superbike Championship 6.0 Motorcycling 7.0 Cycling 8.0 Casino Royale (1967) 10.40 Rocky V (1990) 12.50 Childs Play 2 (1990) 2.25 Sports Mash: Taking The Mic 2.50 ITV4 Nightscreen 3.0 Teleshopping

ITV3

E4

BBC4

6.0am Switched 6.25 Heartland 7.10 Life Unexpected 8.10 Goks Clothes Roadshow 9.15 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance 10.20 T4 ITunes Festival 2012: Preview 10.40 New Girl 11.05 Revenge 12.05 Suburgatory 12.35 How I Met Your Mother 1.05 How I Met Your Mother 1.35 Scrubs 2.0 Scrubs 2.30 Scrubs 3.0 Desperate Housewives 4.0 Revenge 5.0 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 How I Met Your Mother 6.0 The Big Bang Theory 6.30 The Big Bang Theory 7.0 The Big Bang Theory 7.30 Rules Of Engagement 8.0 Rules Of Engagement 8.30 Suburgatory 9.0 Under Siege (1992) 11.05 The Inbetweeners 11.35 The Inbetweeners 12.10 The Big Bang Theory 12.40 The Big Bang Theory 1.10 The Cleveland Show 1.35 Franklin & Bash 2.15 The Ricky Gervais Show 2.40 Desperate Housewives 3.20 Hollyoaks 6.0am Teleshopping 12.0 NCIS 1.0 NCIS 2.0 Gunsmoke (1953) 3.35 The Magnicent Seven (1960) 6.15 Rio Bravo (1959) 9.0 Perfect Stranger (2007) 11.10 True Justice 12.10 Steven Seagal: Lawman 12.40 Cinemania 1.0 SuperCasino 8.55am The Morning Line 10.0 Nelsons Hospital: A Time Team Special 11.10 The Real Vikings: A Time Team Special 12.15 Time Team 1.15 Location, Location, Location 1.50 River Cottage Bites 2.0 Channel 4 Racing 4.25 Quick Bakes With Eric Lanlard 4.45 Location, Location, Location 5.50 Location, Location, Location 6.55 Location, Location, Location 8.0 Supersize Vs Superskinny 9.0 Embarrassing Fat Bodies 10.0 The Departed (2006) 12.55 Supersize Vs Superskinny 2.0 Embarrassing Fat Bodies 3.05 Location, Location, Location

ITV4

5USA

S4C Digital

7.0am Clwb Cyw 9.0 Stwnsh 11.0 Y Ty Cymreig 11.30 Sioe Sir Benfro/12: Digwyddiadau 12.30 Tir Cymru 1.30 3 Lle 2.0 Coo Gydag Edward H Das 3.0 Sgorio 6.0 Y Clwb Rygbi 8.45 Newyddion A Chwaraeon 9.0 Noson Lawen 10.0 Ie, Ie, Na Fe: Cyngerdd Olaf Y Tebot Piws 11.0 Y Clwb Rygbi 1.45 Diwedd

More4

Film
11.0am First Men In The Moon (1964) 1.0 Night At The Museum (2006) 3.15 Honey, I Blew Up The Kid (1992) 5.0 The Simpsons Movie (2007) 6.45 Planet Of The Apes (1968) 9.0 Idiocracy (2006) 10.40 The Running Man (1987) 12.35 Brazil (1985)

Film4

CBBC

Sky Movies Family

6.10am Eleanors Secret (2009) 7.35 Harriet The Spy (1996) 9.20 Shrek Forever After (2010) 11.0 The Princess And The Frog (2009) 12.45 The Smurfs

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Digital Television Saturday 1


(2011) 2.30 Puss In Boots Special 2.50 Casper (1995) 4.35 Shrek Forever After (2010) 6.15 The Princess And The Frog (2009) 8.0 The Smurfs (2011) 9.45 Uncle Buck (1989) 11.30 Casper (1995) 1.15 Harriet The Spy (1996) 3.0 Uncle Buck (1989) 4.45 Eleanors Secret (2009) Mythbusters 1.0 Mythbusters 2.0 Mythbusters 3.0 Mythbusters 4.0 How Do They Do It? 4.30 How Do They Do It? 5.0 How Its Made 5.30 How Its Made 6.0 Auction Hunters 6.30 Auction Hunters 7.0 Mythbusters 8.0 Wheeler Dealers 9.0 Crime Museum UK With Martin Kemp 9.30 Crime Museum UK With Martin Kemp 10.0 Fred And Rose: The West Murders 11.0 The Truth Behind 12.0 Gold Divers 1.0 I Shouldnt Be Alive 2.0 Mythbusters 3.0 Mythbusters 3.50 Mythbusters 4.40 Mythbusters 5.30 Destroyed In Seconds

pick of the day

Election 74 9am, BBC Parliament

Sky Movies Indie


8.0am Super 8 35mm Special 8.30 Skateland (2010) 10.15 New York, I Love You (2009) 12.05 The Kid (2010) 2.05 Senna (2010) 4.0 The Fourth Dimension 6.0 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (2010) 8.0 Senna (2010) 10.0 The Fourth Dimension 12.0 Donnie Darko (2001) 1.55 In Our Name (2010) 3.35 Route Irish (2010)

FX
8.0am The Defenders 1.0 Leverage 2.0 NCIS 3.0 NCIS 4.0 NCIS 5.0 NCIS 6.0 NCIS 7.0 Falling Skies 8.0 American Dad! 8.30 American Dad! 9.0 Family Guy 9.30 Family Guy 10.0 Family Guy 10.30 American Dad! 11.0 The Cleveland Show 11.30 Family Guy 12.0 American Dad! 12.30 American Dad! 1.0 Family Guy 1.30 Family Guy 2.0 American Dad! 2.30 American Dad! 3.0 Family Guy 3.30 Family Guy 4.0 American Dad! 4.30 American Dad! 5.0 Teleshopping

Sky Movies Premiere


10.0am Win Win (2011) 12.0 Toy Story 3 Family Show Special 12.30 Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (2011) 2.30 The Art Of Getting By (2011) 4.0 Battleeld America (2012) 6.0 Win Win (2011) 8.0 Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (2011) 9.45 Shark Night (2011) 11.15 Four (2011) 12.45 Shark Night (2011)

G.O.L.D. TCM
7.20am Gunsmoke 8.20 Norma Rae (1979) 10.30 The Champ (1979) 12.55 Monte Walsh (1970) 3.0 Elvis: Thats The Way It Is (1970) 4.50 The Grapes Of Wrath (1940) 7.20 The Savage Guns (1962) 9.0 Posse (1993) 11.05 The Specialist (1994) 1.10 Posse (1993) 3.05 The Specialist (1994) 5.0 The Champ (1979) 6.0am Bread 6.30 The Brittas Empire 7.0 Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? 7.40 Bread 8.20 The Brittas Empire 9.0 Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? 10.0 Open All Hours 10.40 Open All Hours 11.20 Open All Hours 12.0 Only Fools And Horses 12.40 Only Fools And Horses 1.20 Only Fools And Horses 2.0 Heroes Of Comedy 3.0 Open All Hours 3.40 Open All Hours 4.20 Open All Hours 5.0 Open All Hours 5.40 Open All Hours 6.20 Open All Hours 7.0 Only Fools And Horses 7.40 Only Fools And Horses 8.20 Only Fools And Horses 9.0 Heroes Of Comedy 10.0 We Love The Royle Family 11.20 Absolutely Fabulous 12.0 Roger & Val Have Just Got In 12.40 We Love The Royle Family 1.45 Absolutely Fabulous 2.15 Roger & Val Have Just Got In 2.45 Crapston Villas

BBC Parliament airs this repeat of 1974s election day coverage in tribute to its anchor, Sir Alastair Burnet, who died in July, aged 84. However, its also, surely, to please their core audience of politics nerds whod stay in to watch this even if they had a hot date - which, lets face it, they havent. This is interesting social history, though, an illustration of how much has changed in terms of technology and attitudes to politics: a time less than 30 years ago is barely recognisable. Spoiler alert: its close, but Wilson wins. AM

Inspector Montalbano 9pm, BBC4


Maa activity in Montalbanos Sicily is dealt with in a hilariously low-key kind of way. It appears that the Signaro and Cuaro families have broken their long-standing truce. Montalbano has his doubts about this, and is able to exchange pleasantries with senior crime gures with whom he has an unspoken understanding. What with all the crime ghting, Montalbano hasnt had much opportunity lately to work on his oft-referenced gourmand status. Nor may he going forward. After a heart bypass operation, Calogero, proprietor of his favourite restaurant, is moving to the country. What will Montalbano do? JR

Satellite & Cable


Comedy Central
8.0am Friends 8.30 Friends 9.0 Friends 9.30 Friends 10.0 Friends 10.30 Friends 11.0 Friends 11.30 Friends 12.0 Friends 12.30 Friends 1.0 Friends 1.30 Friends 2.0 The Penguins Of Madagascar 2.30 The Penguins Of Madagascar 3.0 The Penguins Of Madagascar 3.30 The Penguins Of Madagascar 4.0 The Penguins Of Madagascar 4.30 The Penguins Of Madagascar 5.0 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.0 Whitney 6.30 Mike & Molly 7.0 Two And A Half Men 7.30 How To Be A Gentleman 8.0 Friends 8.30 Friends 9.0 Sean Lock: Lockipedia Live 10.05 Peter Kay At The Comedy Store 10.35 Live At The Apollo 11.35 South Park 12.05 South Park 12.35 South Park 1.0 South Park 1.35 Two And A Half Men 2.05 Two And A Half Men 2.30 Rules Of Engagement 2.55 The King Of Queens 3.20 The King Of Queens 3.45 Frasier 4.10 Everybody Loves Raymond 5.0 Teleshopping

National Geographic
6.0am Teleshopping 8.0 Test Your Brain 9.0 Test Your Brain 10.0 Test Your Brain 11.0 Alaskas Toughest Pilots 12.0 Americas Lost Treasures 1.0 Earth From Space 2.0 The Story Of Earth 4.0 Two Million Year Old Boy 5.0 Sex In The Stone Age 6.0 9/11: Washington Under Attack 7.0 Inside 9/11 8.0 Street Racing: Zero Tolerance 9.0 Banged Up Abroad 10.0 I Escaped A Cult 11.0 Seconds From Disaster 12.0 Jonestown: Nightmare In Paradise 1.0 LA Street Racers 2.0 Teleshopping 2.30 Teleshopping 3.0 Test Your Brain 3.45 Test Your Brain 4.30 Two Million Year Old Boy 5.15 Americas Lost Treasures

Art And Copy 9pm, PBS


What is advertising? Advertising is poison gas. It should tear you up, it should choke you, you should get the chills and maybe you should pass out when you watch it, says Madison Avenue veteran George Lois. This stimulating doc peers behind the curtain to meet the most persuasive people in the business. They sell you things you dont want and yet you have to admire their creative wiles. Above all, its a chance to wallow in some wondrous vintage advertising while feeling slightly uneasy about the impact these anonymous auteurs have had on our cultural lives. JNR

Discovery
6.0am Raging Planet 7.0 How Do They Do It? 7.30 How Its Made 8.0 Mythbusters 9.0 Mythbusters 10.0 Mythbusters 11.0 Mythbusters 12.0

Syfy
6.0am Angel 7.0 Angel 8.0 Teleshopping 11.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 12.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 1.0 Buy The

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Saturday 1 Digital Television


Vampire Slayer 2.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 3.20 King Solomons Mines 5.10 King Solomons Mines 7.10 Dragon Dynasty (2006) 9.0 Other Side (2011) 10.50 Todd & The Book Of Pure Evil 11.20 Killer Mountain (2011) 1.20 Wyvern (2009) 3.20 Todd & The Book Of Pure Evil 4.0 Seeds Of Destruction (2011) Lion Man 1.0 Raising Hope 1.30 Raising Hope 2.0 Best Of Oops TV 3.0 Modern Family 3.30 The Middle 4.0 Modern Family 4.30 The Middle 5.0 Futurama: Welcome To The World Of Tomorrow 5.10 Futurama 7.0 Futurama 7.30 Futurama 8.0 A League Of Their Own 9.0 Airplane II: The Sequel (1982) 10.40 The Top Ten Show 10.50 Road Wars 11.50 Cop Squad 12.50 99 Most Bizarre 1.50 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 2.45 Strike Back: Locked & Reloaded 3.15 Airline 3.45 Airline 4.15 Gadget Geeks 5.10 Liza And Hueys Pet Nation Endurance Championship 12.0 Live Intercontinental Rally Challenge 1.0 US Open Tennis 4.0 Live US Open Tennis

ESPN
7.30am French Football 8.0 Total Italian Football 8.30 Live FIA GT1 World Championship 10.0 Bundesliga 11.30 Premier League Preview 12.0 ESPN FC Press Pass 12.30 ESPN Kicks: MLS 1.0 ESPN Kicks: Brasileirao 1.15 Live Premiership Rugby Union 4.30 Live Premier League Football 7.45 Live Serie A 9.45 Bundesliga 11.30 French Football 1.15 ESPN Kicks: Extra 1.30 MMA Live 2.0 Live UFC 151: Preliminary Bouts 3.0 Live UFC 151: Jones V Henderson

Sky Arts 1
6.0am Prole: Roberto Benigni 6.30 Suggs Italian Job 7.0 Architecture School 7.30 Virgin Virtuosos 8.0 All You Need Is Love 9.0 Classic Albums 10.0 Oasis Live At The City Of Manchester Stadium 11.30 Johnny Cash In San Quentin 12.30 Tim Marlow On Edvard Munch: The Modern Eye 1.0 Suggs Italian Job 1.30 Architecture School 2.0 Cropredy 2012 3.30 Seasick Steve At Isle Of Wight 2011 4.0 The Cure At Bestival 6.0 The Best Of The Tube 6.30 Art Rocks 7.0 Work Of Art: The Next Great Artist 8.0 Discovering Dal: A Tale Of Two Cities 9.0 Behind The Burly Q (2010) 11.0 Cropredy 2012 12.30 Seasick Steve At Isle Of Wight 2011 1.0 The Cure At Bestival 3.0 The Best Of The Tube 3.30 Art Rocks 4.0 In Condence 5.0 Discovering Dali: A Tale Of Two Cities

Sky Living
6.0am Passport Patrol 6.30 Passport Patrol 7.0 Maury 8.0 Greys Anatomy 9.0 The Biggest Loser US 11.0 Nothing To Declare 11.30 Nothing To Declare 12.0 Four Weddings US 1.0 Styled To Rock 2.0 Britain & Irelands Next Top Model 3.0 Sing Date 3.30 Sing Date 4.0 Sing Date 4.30 Sing Date 5.0 Sing Date 5.30 Nothing To Declare 6.0 Nothing To Declare 6.30 Nothing To Declare 7.0 Styled To Rock 8.0 Drop Dead Diva 9.0 Mount Pleasant 10.0 Gates 10.30 Nikita 11.30 Criminal Minds 12.30 Ghost Whisperer 1.25 Criminal Minds 2.15 Medium 3.05 The Biggest Loser US 4.45 Passport Patrol 5.10 Greys Anatomy

Sky Sports 1
6.0am Fifa Futbol Mundial 6.30 Live ITM Cup Rugby Union. Waikato v Northland. Coverage of the clash at the Waikato Stadium in Hamilton, as New Zealands provincial championship continues. 8.30 Live ITM Cup Rugby Union. Taranaki v Tasman. The double bill concludes with this encounter at the Yarrow Stadium in New Plymouth. 10.30 International One-Day Cricket 12.30 Live ECB 40 League Cricket 7.0 Live Super League 8.55 Live Spanish Football. Mallorca v Real Sociedad. Kick-o 9.00pm. All the action from this evenings La Liga encounter at the Iberostar Stadium. 11.0 European Seniors Tour Golf 12.0 European Tour Golf 2.0 Spanish Football 4.05 Super League 5.30 Fifa Futbol Mundial

Sky Atlantic
6.0am Inside The Actors Studio 7.0 Inside The Actors Studio 8.0 British Cycling: The Road To Glory 9.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 10.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 11.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 12.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 1.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 2.0 Seinfeld 2.30 The Mortied Sessions 3.0 ER 4.0 ER 5.0 House 6.0 House 7.0 House 8.0 British Cycling: The Road To Glory 9.0 The Borgias 10.05 Hunderby 11.05 Adam Buxtons Bug 11.35 The Sopranos 12.50 The Borgias 1.55 The Wire 3.10 Visionaries: Inside The Creative Mind 4.05 British Cycling: The Road To Glory 5.05 Inside The Actors Studio

Watch
6.0am Good Chef, Bad Chef 6.30 Total Wipeout USA 7.15 Too Fat For 15: Fighting Back 8.0 Murdoch Mysteries 9.0 The Total Wipeout Awards 10.0 The Bill 11.0 The Bill 12.0 The Bill 1.0 Who Do You Think You Are? 2.0 EastEnders Christmas Fall Outs 3.30 Peggy Mitchell: Queen Of The Vic 4.0 EastEnders: Ricky And Bianca 5.0 EastEnders Whodunits 6.0 EastEnders The Secret Mitchell 7.0 Trac Cops 8.0 A Gifted Man 9.0 The Cable Guy (1996) 11.0 Expedition Impossible 12.0 Motorway Cops: A Trac Cops Special Highway Robbery 1.0 Cars, Cops And Criminals 2.0 Good Chef, Bad Chef 2.30 Good Chef, Bad Chef

Sky Sports 2
6.0am Ringside 7.0 Champions League Weekly 7.30 Uefa Super Cup 8.30 Premier League Preview 9.0 Champions League Weekly 9.30 Football Freestyler 10.0 Soccer AM 12.0 Football Freestyler 12.30 Live Football Special. West Ham United v Fulham. Kick-o 12.45pm. Coverage of the top-ight clash at Upton Park, where Sam Allardyces newly promoted Hammers take on Martin Jols Cottagers. 3.15 Ringside 4.15 Sky Sports Classics 4.30 Football Freestyler 5.0 Live Saturday Night Football 7.55 Champions League Weekly 8.25 Football First 10.15 Football First 11.45 Football First 1.15 Football First 2.45 Football First 4.15 Football First 5.45 Sky Sports Classics

Sky1
6.0am Guinness World Records Smashed! 7.0 Its Me Or The Dog 8.0 Chris & Wes: Lets Do This 8.30 Chris & Wes: Lets Do This 9.0 WWE Superstars 10.0 Soccer AM 12.0 Lion Man 12.30

Sport
British Eurosport
7.30am Cycling 8.0 Cycling: Vuelta A Espaa 9.0 Live Intercontinental Rally Challenge 10.0 Cycling 11.0 World

Terrestrial variations
ANGLIA As ITV BORDER As ITV CENTRAL As ITV WESTCOUNTRY As ITV GRANADA As ITV GRAMPIAN As ITV except 3.35pm Midsomer Murders 5.30 Cornwall With Caroline Quentin 11.10 Take Me Out (R) 12.20-5.30 The Nightshift ITV1 WEST As ITV ITV1 WALES As ITV MERIDIAN As ITV CHANNEL As ITV except 5.55pm Puns Pla(i)ce SCOTTISH As ITV except 3.35pm Midsomer Murders 5.30 Cornwall With Caroline Quentin 11.10 Take Me Out (R) ULSTER As ITV except 3.30am-3.45 About U (R) YORKSHIRE As ITV TYNE TEES As ITV BBC1 SCOTLAND 4.0pm Flog It! 4.30-5.25 Sportscene 11.30 Burnistoun (R) 12.0 The Football League Show 1.15 Weatherview 1.20-1.30 BBC News BBC1 N IRELAND 5.0pm-5.25 Final Score From Northern Ireland BBC2 SCOTLAND 4.40pm Escape To The Country 5.40 The Hairy Bikers Food Tour Of Britain (R) 6.25 Dads Army (R) 7.0-7.30 Gardeners World BBC2 WALES 5.55pm Mastermind 6.25-6.55 Gardeners World BBC2 N IRELAND 4.40pm Where Music Matters (R) 4.45 Hidcote: A Garden For All Seasons. The creation of Hidcote Manor Garden in Gloucestershire. 5.45 The Hairy Bikers Food Tour Of Britain (R) 6.30 Mastermind 7.0-7.30 Gardeners World

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1-7 Sep 2012

Radio Saturday 1
Radio 1
97.6-99.8 MHz
7.0 Gemma Cairney 10.0 Vernon Kay 1.0 Huw Stephens 4.0 Radio 1s Dance Anthems With Danny Howard 7.0 DJ Target 9.0 Westwood 11.0 MistaJam 1.0 Diplo And Friends 3.0 The 1Xtra Showcase 5.0 The 1Xtra Mix Castle. (R) (9/11) 6.30 Farming Today This Week 6.57 Weather 7.0 Today 9.0 Saturday Live 10.30 All Lit Up: A Century Of Illumination In Blackpool. Creative curator of the Blackpool Illuminations Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen attends the lights centenary switch-on, before paying tribute to the towns architecture. 11.0 The Forum: The Power Of Technology. Bridget Kendall presents a special edition of the show from Aspens Festival of Ideas, exploring the eect of digital technology on the way we think and live. Last in the series. (5/5) 11.30 From Our Own Correspondent 12.0 News 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast 12.04 Money Box 12.29 (LW) Live ECB40 Cricket. Kevin Howells and Charles Dagnall commentate on the semi-nals, as the three group winners and the best of the second-placed teams attempt to reach the nal. 12.30 (FM) Chain Reaction. Caitlin Moran interviews Jennifer Saunders. Last in the series. (R) (6/6) 12.57 (FM) Weather 1.0 (FM) News 1.10 (FM) Any Questions? (R) 2.0 (FM) Any Answers? 2.30 (FM) Saturday Drama: South Downs. David Hares play, set in the authors schooldays. A boy is cut o from his fellow pupils by virtue of his own intellect, background and questioning spirit. 3.30 (FM) Soul Music. The programme exploring pieces of music that elicit an emotional response returns, and begins by focusing on the largo from Dvorks New World Symphony. (R) (1/5) 4.0 (FM) Weekend Womans Hour 5.0 (FM) Saturday PM 5.30 (FM) IPM 5.54 Shipping Forecast 5.57 (LW) Live ECB40 Cricket 5.57 (FM) Weather 6.0 (FM) Six OClock News 6.15 (FM) Loose Ends 6.45 (LW) Loose Ends 7.0 Prole 7.15 Saturday Review 8.0 Archive On 4: John Cage Composing Controversy. Gavin Bryars explores archive performances by one of the 20th centurys most controversial musicians to assess how the reception of his work and ideas has changed. 9.0 Classic Serial: Buddenbrooks. Conclusion of Thomas Manns family saga, dramatised by Judith Adams. The Buddenbrook business is under threat, while Hanno shows a air for music. Last in the series. (R) (3/3) 10.0 News And Weather 10.15 The Education Debates. John Humphrys chairs a debate on how children should be taught, with a panel of education experts including cognitive scientist Professor Guy Claxton and union leader Mary Bousted. (R) (2/3) 11.0 Quote Unquote. Simon Jones, Samira Ahmed, Dominic Sandbrook and Dominic Lawson exchange quotations and anecdotes. Hosted by Nigel Rees. Last in the series. (R) (6/6) 11.30 Poetry Please. Roger McGough returns with a selection of cheerful poetry by WH Auden, John Keats and Jenny Joseph, read by Pippa Haywood, Patrick Romer and Harry Livingstone. (R) (1/8) 12.0 News And Weather 12.30 If I Loved You, I Would Tell You This. The Guide, by Robin Black. A father wrestles with his spirited blind daughters unexpected independence, and with his own role as her parent. Read by William Hope. (R) (2/3) 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.0 World Service. World Brieng

Radio 2
88-91 MHz
6.0 Anneka Rice 8.0 Sounds Of The 60s 10.0 The Jon Holmes Situation (5/6) 1.0 Pick Of The Pops 3.0 Steve Lamacq 6.0 Liza Tarbuck 8.0 Paul Gambaccini With Americas Greatest Hits 10.0 Dave Pearce: Dance Years 12.0 Bob Harris Sunday 3.0 Nicki Chapman

Radio 3
90.2-92.4 MHz
7.0 Breakfast 9.0 News; Summer CD Review 12.15 The Cellists That Time Forgot. Cellist Julian Lloyd Webber introduces music by performers Felix Salmond, Milos Sadlo, Antonio Janigro and Leonard Rose. (R) 12.15 News 1.0 The Early Music Show. Lucie Skeaping explores Handels Acis and Galatea. (R) 2.0 BBC Proms Chamber Music: PCM7. From Londons Cadogan Hall, the Nash Ensemble performs Debussys Sonata for ute, viola and harp. (R) 3.0 Saturday Classics: Eric Whitacre. Composer Eric Whitacre introduces a selection of music that has inspired him, including works by Ravel, Prokoev and Mozart. 4.0 BBC Proms 2012: Prom 66. Live from Londons Royal Albert Hall, American organ virtuoso Cameron Carpenter performs the rst of two concerts exploring the works of Bach, and presents his own improvisations. 5.15 Jazz Record Requests 6.15 Words And Music. Joanna David and Bertie Carvel read poetry and prose on the theme of epiphany. With music by Bach and Lennox Berkeley. (R) 7.30 BBC Proms 2012: Prom 67. Riccardo Chailly conducts the Leipzig Gewandhaus Orchestra in Mendelssohns Overture Ruy Blas, Violin Concerto in E minor, with Nikolaj Znaider (violin), Overture The Fair Melusine and Symphony No 5 in D major, Reformation. 9.45 The Wire. Ballad Of The Burning Boy, by Lavinia Murray. Thriller about a missing teenager who becomes involved with militant eco-warriors. With Suranne Jones and Lemn Sissay. 10.30 Hear And Now. Ivan Hewett introduces works by Gavin Bryars, Thierry Pecou and Francois Narboni, performed by Percussions Claviers de Lyon. 12.0 Georey Smiths Jazz 1.0 Through The Night

pick of the day

6.0 Things We Do For Love 7.30 Baseball And Me (1/2) 8.0 Ed Doolan Interviews 9.0 Navy Lark Special 12.0 Craven Kati Whitaker travels to Ghana for Omnibus 1.15 Baldi (4/6) 2.0 Steptoe And Your World: No Country For Son (5/8) 2.30 Yes Minister (8/8) 3.0 Ed Old Women (12.06pm, BBC World Doolan Interviews 4.0 Things We Do For Service) to take a rare, rsthand look Love 5.30 Whats So Funny? With Ed Byrne at the witchcraft camps imprisoning 6.0 The Scarifyers: The Curse Of The Black dozens of elderly women. Ostracised Comet (2/4) 6.30 Fantastic Journeys (4/4) by their families and left to fend for 7.0 Navy Lark Special 10.0 Four At The themselves, the women accused of Store (4/4) 10.30 The Lawrence Sweeney black magic are forced to undergo Mix (2/4) 11.0 Killing Orders (5/6) 11.30 ritual cleansing, carrying the distant Blaze (5/6) 11.45 Pulp Fiction (5/5) 12.0 hope that they might one day be The Scarifyers: The Curse Of The Black allowed to go back home. Compelling. Comet (2/4) 12.30 Fantastic Journeys (4/4) 1.0 Ed Doolan Interviews 2.0 Craven Neneh Cherry (pictured) joins Nemone (7am, 6 Music) to play tracks Omnibus 3.15 Baldi (4/6) 4.0 Things We from her album, The Cherry Thing, a Do For Love 5.30 Whats So Funny? With collaboration with Scandinavian free Ed Byrne
jazz trio the Thing. NI

Radio 4 Extra
Digital

Radio 5 Live
693, 909 kHz
6.0 Weekend Breakfast 9.0 The Danny Baker Show 11.0 Fighting Talk 12.0 5 Live Sport 12.45 5 Live Sport: Premier League Football 2012-13 3.0 5 Live Sport 5.0 Sports Report 6.06 6-0-6 8.0 5 Live Sport: Paralympics 10.0 Stephen Nolan 1.0 Up All Night 5.0 Morning Reports 5.30 The Non League Football Show

Radio 4
6.0 News And Papers 6.07 Open Country. Jules Hudson visits North Yorkshire to explore the history of Richmond
REX FEATURES

92.4-94.6 MHz; 198kHz

1-7 Sep 2012

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Sunday 2 Television
BBC1
6.0 Breakfast (T) 7.40 Match Of The 6.0 Day (T) (R) 9.0 The Andrew Marr Show (T) 10.0 Sunday Morning Live (T) 11.0 Country Tracks (T) (R) 12.0 BBC News (T) 12.10 Live Formula 1: Belgian Grand Prix (T) Coverage from Spa-Francorchamps (Start-time 1.00pm). 3.15 A Question Of Sport: Gold Medal Winners Special (T) (R) 3.45 Ocean Giants (T) (R) 4.45 Songs Of Praise (T) 5.20 The Indian Doctor (T) (R)

BBC2
CBeebies Guess With Jess (T) (R) 6.0 6.10 Louie (T) (R) 6.20 Wibbly Pig (T) (R) 6.30 Dipdap (T) (R) 6.35 Chuggington (T) (R) 6.45 Rastamouse (T) (R) 7.0 CBBC. Roar (T) (R) 7.30 Copycats (T) (R) 8.0 Deadly Art (T) (R) 8.15 Paradise Cafe (T) (R) 8.40 Wingin It (T) (R) 9.0 Who Let The Dogs Out? (T) (R) 9.30 Junior Bake O (T) (R) 10.0 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (T) 11.30 The Great British Bake O (T) (R) 12.30 A Tale Of Two Cities (Ralph Thomas, 1958) (T) Dickens adaptation set during the French revolution, with Dirk Bogarde. 2.25 Coast (T) (R) 2.30 Escape To The Country (T) (R) 3.15 Burghley Horse Trials 2012 (T) 5.15 Oceans (T) (R)

ITV1
CITV Mini CITV 7.20 CITV 8.25 Dinner Date (T) 9.25 ITV News (T) 9.30 House Gift (T) (R) 10.25 Theres No Taste Like Home (T) (R) 11.25 The Hungry Sailors (T) (R) 12.25 ITV News And Weather (T) 12.30 The X Factor (T) (R) 1.35 Britain Then And Now (T) (R) 2.30 Columbo: Buttery In Shades Of Grey (Dennis Dugan, 1993) (T) Crime drama, starring Peter Falk and William Shatner. 4.25 Doc Martin (T) (R) 5.30 The Talent Show Story (T) (R)

6.00

6.0

BBC News; Regional News And Weather (T) 6.30 Britains Hidden Heritage (T) The extensive archive of Berkeley Castle in Gloucestershire. Last in the series. 7.30 Countryle (T) Including Weather for the Week Ahead.

6.25 Local News (T) Weather 6.15 Swimming With Crocodiles (T) (R) Ben Fogle joins a research study 6.45 ITV News And Weather (T) 7.0 Coronation Street (T) Rob attacks of Nile crocodiles in Botswana. Ryan when he nds him breaking 7.15 Richard Hammonds Crash into the factory, while Steve Course (T) New series. The decides to move in with Michelle, presenter travels across America to and Owen employs Tina to do the drive some of the countrys biggest books for him. vehicles, beginning in Texas. 8.0 Top Gear (T) (R) Jeremy Clarkson 8.0 and James May learn about Chinas expanding car industry, and Richard Hammond immerses himself in the world of Nascar. 9.0 With guest Matt LeBlanc. *Toughest Place To Be A Nurse (T) Preston nurse Maria Connolly visits at a hospital in Ciudad Jurez, Mexico a city with one of the worlds highest murder rates. Last in the series. The Cube (T) (R) Double Olympic gold medallist Mo Farah takes part in a series of endishly dicult challenges in the hope of winning 250,000 for charity. *The Last Weekend (T) As the gap between Ians perception and reality grows, so does his manipulation of Ollie, and the triathlon ends in a battle that has devastating consequences. Last in the series.

8.00

8.30 Inspector George Gently Gently With Class (T) A young woman is left to drown in an upturned car by its driver, but her connection to an aristocratic familys heir apparent impedes Gently and Bacchuss investigation.

9.0

10.00

10.0 The Best Of Men (T) (R) Fact10.0 BBC News; Regional News And based drama about the birth of the Weather (T) Paralympics. Eddie Marsan and Rob 10.25 Match Of The Day 2 (T) Colin Brydon star. Murray reviews the days Premier The Edge Of Love League action, featuring Liverpool 11.30 (John Maybury, 2008) (T) Factv Arsenal, Southampton v based period drama about the Manchester United and Newcastle unlikely friendship between the United v Aston Villa. wife and lover of poet Dylan 11.35 In With The Flynns (T) (R) Liam Thomas. Starring Keira Knightley, tries to earn extra money by giving Sienna Miller, Cillian Murphy and personal training lessons. Matthew Rhys. 12.05 The Sky At Night Curiosity At 1.15 BBC News Newsday (T) 1.30 Five Mars. (T) 12.25 Weatherview Minutes With (T) 2.0 BBC World (T) 12.30 Sign Zone: The Dark News (T) 2.30 Asia Business Report Natures Nighttime World (T) (R) (T) 2.45 Sport Today (T) 3.0 BBC 1.30 Holby City (T) (R) 2.30 Good World News (T) 3.30 Asia Business Cop (T) (R) 3.30 The Riots In Report (T) 3.45 Sport Today (T) Their Own Words: The Rioters (T) 4.0 BBC World News (T) (R) 4.30 BBC News. Hardtalk (T) 5.0 BBC News (T) 5.30 World Business Report (T) 5.45 BBC News (T)

10.0 ITV News At Ten And Weather (T) London Weather 10.15 Harrys Mountain Heroes (T) (R) Documentary following ve soldiers wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan as they prepare to climb to the summit of Mount Everest with the support of expedition patron Prince Harry. 11.45 Premiership Rugby Union (T) Highlights of the opening weekend of the season, including London Wasps v Harlequins, Saracens v London Irish and London Welsh v Leicester Tigers. 12.40 The Store 2.45 British Superbike Championship Highlights: 2012 Cadwell Park 3.35 Motorsport UK: 2012 Snetterton 4.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News (T) 1-7 Sep 2012

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Television Sunday 2
Channel 4
6.0 Channel 4 Presents London Dreaming (T) (R) 6.05 Paralympic Games 2012 Tonight (T) (R) 7.0 Paralympic Games Breakfast Show (T) 9.15 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Jonathan Edwards and Daraine Mulvihill introduce live coverage of the opening events on day four, featuring swimming, athletics, track cycling, table tennis, equestrian and rowing. 1.0 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Georgie Bingham and Arthur Williams present this afternoons coverage, featuring track cycling, equestrian, ve-a-side football and table tennis. 6.0

Channel 5
Milkshake! Peppa Pig 6.05 Roary The Racing Car 6.15 Fi And The Flowertots 6.25 City Of Friends 6.40 Harry And His Bucket Full Of Dinosaurs 6.50 Castle Farm 6.55 Abbys Flying Fairy School 7.05 Roobarb And Custard Too 7.15 Ben And Hollys Little Kingdom 7.25 Play! 7.35 Noddy In Toyland 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Bert And Ernies Great Adventures 7.55 Little Princess 8.10 Mio Mao 8.15 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.30 Angelina Ballerina 8.40 Rupert Bear 8.55 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Mr Men Show 9.30 Roary The Racing Car 9.45 Jelly Jamm 10.0 Power Rangers Samurai 10.35 Batman: The Brave And The Bold 11.10 Looney Tunes 11.20 Celebrity Big Brother 12.15 The Slipper And The Rose (1976) 3.0 Belles Magical World (1998) 4.50 The Wizard Of Oz (1939) Musical fantasy, starring Judy Garland.

pick of the day

Toughest Place To Be A Nurse 9pm, BBC2


The nal part of this series, in which skilled workers travel to dierent parts of the world to perform their jobs in extreme environments, nds nurse Maria Connolly at the General Hospital in Ciudad Jurez, Mexico. Shes swapping her high-tech A&E department in Preston for the only public hospital in a city wracked by drugs wars. Maria is soon dealing with the consequences of gang warfare. Shocked by the bloodshed, she can only admire the medical workers who risk their lives daily. MS

The Last Weekend 9pm, ITV1

6.30 Channel 4 News (T) Including 6.55 5 News Weekend (T) sport and weather. 7.0 Cricket On 5 (T) England v South 7.0 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Africa. Highlights of the fourth Further coverage of the fourth day one-day international at Lords. of the Games, featuring athletics at 7.55 John Barrowmans Dallas: the Olympic Stadium, swimming at Dreaming Of Bobby (T) (R) the Aquatics Centre and wheelchair A behind-the-scenes look at the basketball at the Basketball Arena. new version of the 1980s drama. 8.30 John Barrowmans Dallas: Shooting JR (T) (R) The host concludes his preview of the newlook drama by exploring JRs side of the Ewing family, and gets a guided tour of Larry Hagmans home in California. 9.0 Celebrity Big Brother (T) The ups and downs of life in the BB house.

10.30 The Last Leg With Adam Hills (T) 10.0 *9/11: Escape From The Impact Zone (T) The stories of ve people The comedian presents a review who survived the 2001 terrorist of the days Paralympics action, attacks on New Yorks World focusing on the key moments and Trade Center, having managed to talking points with guests from the escape from oors that were hit by sports and showbiz worlds. hijacked aircraft. Submarine (Richard 11.15 10.45 Reign Over Me (Mike Ayoade, 2010) (T) Premiere. A Binder, 2007) (T) A dentist tries teenager is desperate to lose his to help a friend come to terms virginity before his next birthday with the deaths of his family in the and save his parents marriage. September 11 attacks. Drama, with Comedy drama, with Craig Adam Sandler and Don Cheadle. Roberts, Sally Hawkins and Paddy 1.15 SuperCasino 4.0 HouseBusters (T) Considine. (R) 4.25 House Doctor: Edinburgh 1.05 Water Lilies (Cline (T) (R) 5.0 Hanas Helpline: Sciamma, 2007) 2.30 Veronique Cyril The Squirrel (T) (R) 5.10 (T) (R) 2.35 Hollyoaks (T) (R) 4.40 The Milkshake! Show: Shakes Ultimate Frisbee (T) (R) 4.45 St Shopping Muddle (T) (R) 5.35 Elsewhere (T) (R) 5.30 Quick Bakes Thomas & Friends (T) (R) 5.45 With Eric Lanlard (T) (R) 5.40 Roary The Racing Car (T) (R) Freshly Squeezed (T) 1-7 Sep 2012

Blake Morrisons novel, in which middle-class machismo and status anxiety go pathological in an East Anglian cottage, here reaches the last part of its dramatisation. There are some pretty horrible mind games and issues of betrayal at work here, which all makes for a suocating kind of drama. As sinister, manipulative and unlikable as these characters are, however, theres a sense of rising campness in the performances as the whole thing becomes more reminiscent of Sky1s recent Mad Dogs than the classier 80s Alan Ayckbourn TV dramas to which it aspires. JR

9/11: Escape From The Impact Zone 10pm, Channel 5


One story of 9/11 has apparently remained hidden until now. Eighteen people in and above the impact zone (where the plane hit) on the south tower of the World Trade Center made it out alive. Those survivors talk about how they escaped against all odds. Obviously, it involves watching footage of the planes hitting, over and over again. And many gratuitous scenes of the desperate jumping from windows while the tension synth thrums in the background. Why watch all of it again? It feels unnecessary and helps no one. JNR

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ITV1

Sunday 2 Digital Television


Freeview
BBC3
7.0pm Formula 1: Belgian Grand Prix Highlights. Round 12 of the season from Spa-Francorchamps. 8.0 Great TV Mistakes. Mishaps from Fawlty Towers, Friends and EastEnders. 8.10 Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984). Action adventure, starring Harrison Ford. 10.0 Family Guy: You Cant Do That On Television, Peter. Peter stars in his own childrens TV show. 10.20 Family Guy: Stewie B Goode. Part one of three. Stewie tries to be nice to the family. 10.45 Bad Education: Self Defence. A new computer-game craze spreads throughout the school. 11.15 American Dad!: Jacks Back. Steve enters a fatherson bike tournament. 11.35 American Dad!: Bar Mitzvah Shue. Steve loses his girlfriend to another boy. 12.0 Our War: Return To Death Valley. Two young ocers nd the war in Afghanistan as challenging as ever. 1.0 The Comedy Marathon Spectacular. Highlights of the rst comedy marathon at the Edinburgh festival fringe. 2.0 The Revolution Will Be Televised. James and Barnaby try to get Boris Johnson re-elected. 2.30 Bad Education: Self Defence. A new computer-game craze spreads throughout the school. 3.0 The Comedy Marathon Spectacular. Highlights of the rst comedy marathon at the Edinburgh festival fringe. Marrying Mum And Dad 1.20 Bear Behaving Badly 1.45 OOglies 2.0 Newsround 2.05 Sadie J 2.35 Sadie J 3.0 Hacker Time 3.30 The Sarah Jane Adventures 4.0 MI High 4.30 Merlin 5.15 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 5.30 My Life: Tough Kids 6.0 Show Me What Youre Made Of 6.25 My Life: Home Grown Boys No Deal 5.45 Wars Of The Roses: A Time Team Special 6.50 The Tallest Tower: Building The Shard 7.55 River Cottage Every Day 9.0 One Born Every Minute 10.0 Father Ted 10.35 Father Ted 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies 12.15 One Born Every Minute 1.15 Father Ted 1.50 Father Ted 2.25 Embarrassing Bodies

Dave
7.0am Bang Goes The Theory 7.30 Bang Goes The Theory 8.0 Trawlermen 8.40 The Gadget Show 9.10 The Gadget Show 9.40 Top Gear 10.40 Shooting Stars 11.20 Shooting Stars 12.0 Man V Food 12.30 Man V Food 1.0 Top Gear 2.0 The Impressions Show With Culshaw And Stephenson 2.40 QI 3.20 Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums 4.0 Man V Food 4.30 Man V Food 5.0 Top Gear 6.0 The Impressions Show With Culshaw And Stephenson 6.40 QI 7.20 Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums 8.0 Man V Food 8.30 Man V Food 9.0 Red Dwarf: Back To Earth 10.30 Red Dwarf: The Making Of Back To Earth 11.0 Mock The Week 11.40 Mock The Week 12.20 Russell Howards Good News 1.20 Red Dwarf: Back To Earth 2.35 Banzai

ITV2
6.0am The Planets Funniest Animals 6.25 All Star Family Fortunes 7.0 Emmerdale 9.50 Coronation Street 11.20 Winners & Losers 12.15 Peter Andres Bad Boyfriend Club 1.15 Curly Sue (1991) 3.15 Beethovens 2nd (1993) 5.0 Babe (1995) 7.0 The X Factor 8.0 The Xtra Factor 9.0 Benidorm 10.0 I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007) 12.20 Best In Show (2000) 2.05 The Planets Funniest Animals 2.30 Teleshopping 5.30 ITV2 Nightscreen

ITV3
6.0am Carry On Laughing 6.25 Hamish Macbeth 7.20 Hamish Macbeth 8.25 Heartbeat 9.30 Heartbeat 10.35 Agatha Christies Poirot 12.45 Jane Austens Emma 2.55 Anna Karenina (1947) 5.40 Agatha Christies Poirot 7.55 Agatha Christies Poirot 9.0 Dangerous Liaisons (1988) 11.30 Cracker 12.30 Inspector Wexford 2.05 The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes 3.0 Drama Trails 3.10 ITV3 Nightscreen 3.40 Emmerdale

E4
6.0am Switched 6.20 Switched 6.45 One Tree Hill 7.35 T4. Scrubs 8.05 Scrubs 8.35 Hollyoaks 11.10 T4: Watch 11.30 Smallville 12.30 Rules Of Engagement 1.0 Rules Of Engagement 1.25 T4: Listen 1.45 How I Met Your Mother 2.10 Ugly Betty 3.10 Charlies Angels 4.05 New Girl 4.35 Suburgatory 5.05 Revenge 6.0 The Big Bang Theory 6.30 The Big Bang Theory 7.0 The Big Bang Theory 7.30 The Big Bang Theory 8.0 Big Mommas House 2 (2006) 10.0 The Inbetweeners 10.35 The Inbetweeners 11.05 2 Broke Girls 11.35 New Girl 12.0 The Inbetweeners 12.35 Beaver Falls 1.35 The Event 2.15 The Secret Life Of Us 3.05 Dirty Sexy Money 3.45 Accidentally On Purpose 4.05 Accidentally On Purpose 4.25 Switched 4.50 Switched 5.10 Switched

BBC4
7.0pm Himalaya With Michael Palin: Bhutan To The Bay Of Bengal. Michael reaches the end of his journey. Last in the series. 8.0 The Thirties In Colour: Wright Around The World. Images recorded by an industrialist and his brother. 9.0 Creation (2009). Biopic of Charles Darwin, starring Paul Bettany. 10.40 Darwins Struggle: The Evolution Of The Origin Of Species. How Darwin wrote his famous book. 11.40 Paul Simon: Live At Webster Hall, New York. With songs including The Obvious Child, Kodachrome and Gone At Last. 12.40 Imagine: Paul Simons Graceland Under African Skies. Paul Simon discusses the making of his 1986 album Graceland. 2.10 Himalaya With Michael Palin: Bhutan To The Bay Of Bengal. Michael reaches the end of his journey. Last in the series.

ITV4
6.0am Film File 6.10 The Saint 7.0 The Cycle Show 8.0 Cycling 9.05 DTM German Touring Car Series Highlights 9.35 Secret Agent (1936) 11.25 Without A Clue (1988) 1.40 Casino Royale (1967) 4.20 Red River (1948) 7.0 Cycling 8.0 Premiership Rugby Union 9.0 Every Which Way But Loose (1978) 11.15 A Dangerous Man (2010) 1.15 Worlds Wildest Police Videos 2.10 The Saint 3.0 Teleshopping

5USA
6.0am Teleshopping 12.0 Cinemania 12.15 CSI: NY 1.15 Chief Crazy Horse (1955) 3.0 NCIS 4.0 NCIS 5.0 Person Of Interest 5.58 Inside Hollywood 6.0 CSI: Miami 7.0 CSI: NY 8.0 CSI: NY 9.0 CSI: NY 10.0 CSI: Miami 11.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.0 CSI: NY

S4C Digital
7.0am Clwb Cyw 9.30 Y Clwb Rygbi 12.15 Ralio+ 12.45 100 Lle 1.10 Perthyn 1.35 Cefn Gwlad 2.35 Ffermio 3.05 Prynhawn Da 4.05 Rownd A Rownd 4.30 Rownd A Rownd 5.0 Hwb 6.0 Newyddion Ar Tywydd 6.05 Pobol Y Cwm 8.0 Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol 9.0 Gwyl Gobaith 2012 10.05 Newyddion Ar Tywydd 10.20 Un O Bob Tri 11.20 Y Fenai 12.20 Diwedd

CBBC
7.0am Arthur 7.10 League Of Super Evil 7.25 Pet Squad 7.35 Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated 7.55 Splatalot 8.20 Bear Behaving Badly 8.45 Shaun The Sheep; Newsround 9.0 Horrible Histories 9.30 Tracy Beaker Returns; Newsround 10.0 Tracy Beaker Returns 10.30 Roy; Newsround 11.0 12 Again 11.30 Danis House 11.55 Newsround 12.0 Da Dick And Dom Dairies 12.30 Little Howards Big Question 12.55

More4
8.55am Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard 9.35 River Cottage Bites 9.45 Jamies 30 Minute Meals 10.15 Time Team 11.20 Four In A Bed 11.55 Four In A Bed 12.25 Four In A Bed 12.55 Four In A Bed 1.30 Four In A Bed 2.0 Come Dine With Me 2.35 Come Dine With Me 3.05 Come Dine With Me 3.40 Come Dine With Me 4.10 Come Dine With Me 4.45 Deal Or

Film
Film4
11.0am Babys Day Out (1994) 1.0 Charlottes Web (2006) 2.50 Young Sherlock Holmes (1985) 5.0 Bandslam (2009) 7.10 Failure To Launch (2006)

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Digital Television Sunday 2


9.0 This Is England (2006) 11.05 Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) 1.0 Candy (2006)

Sky Movies Family


6.05am Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown (and Dont Come Back!) (1980) 7.30 A Warriors Heart (2011) 9.15 Yogi Bear (2010) 10.45 Soul Surfer (2011) 12.35 Alice In Wonderland (2010) 2.30 The Sorcerers Apprentice (2010) 4.20 Kung Fu Panda 2 Family Show Special 4.40 Yogi Bear (2010) 6.10 Soul Surfer (2011) 8.0 Alice In Wonderland (2010) 10.0 The Sorcerers Apprentice (2010) 11.50 The Good Witchs Family (2011) 1.25 A Warriors Heart (2011) 3.10 Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown (and Dont Come Back!) (1980) 4.35 The Good Witchs Family (2011)

Store 12.35 South Park 1.05 South Park 1.35 South Park 2.05 How To Be A Gentleman 2.30 Two And A Half Men 2.55 Two And A Half Men 3.20 The King Of Queens 3.45 Frasier 4.10 Everybody Loves Raymond 4.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 5.0 Teleshopping

pick of the day

Discovery
6.0am Raging Planet 7.0 How Do They Do It? 7.30 How Its Made 8.0 Mythbusters 9.0 Mythbusters 10.0 Mythbusters 11.0 Mythbusters 12.0 Titanic: Birth Of A Legend 1.30 Titanic: The Aftermath 3.30 How Do They Do It? 4.0 How Do They Do It? 4.30 How Do They Do It? 5.0 How Its Made 5.30 How Its Made 6.0 Auction Kings 6.30 Auction Kings 7.0 Auction Hunters 7.30 Auction Hunters 8.0 Mythbusters 9.0 Finding Bigfoot 10.0 I Shouldnt Be Alive 11.0 How The Universe Works 12.0 Finding Bigfoot 1.0 I Shouldnt Be Alive 2.0 Mythbusters 3.0 Mythbusters 3.50 Mythbusters 4.40 Mythbusters 5.30 Destroyed In Seconds

Strike Back: Vengeance 9pm, Sky1

Sky Movies Indie


8.0am Jesus Henry Christ (2011) 9.45 Beginners (2010) 11.35 Half Nelson (2006) 1.40 The Last Picture Show: The Directors Cut (1971) 3.50 Sideways (2004) 6.0 Beginners (2010) 8.0 Half Nelson (2006) 10.0 Sideways (2004) 12.10 Swingers (1996) 1.50 Boys Dont Cry (1999) 3.55 Sisters & Brothers (2011)

FX
8.0am Leverage 9.0 Leverage 10.0 Leverage 11.0 Leverage 12.0 Leverage 1.0 NCIS 2.0 NCIS 3.0 NCIS 4.0 NCIS 5.0 NCIS 6.0 Leverage 7.0 NCIS 8.0 NCIS 9.0 Falling Skies 10.0 Burn Notice 11.0 Life On Mars USA 12.0 Family Guy 12.30 Family Guy 1.0 American Dad! 1.30 American Dad! 2.0 Family Guy 2.30 Family Guy 3.0 American Dad! 3.30 American Dad! 4.0 Cops 4.30 Cops 5.0 Teleshopping

Sky Movies Premiere


10.0am Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (2011) 12.0 Win Win (2011) 2.0 Toy Story 3 Family Show Special 2.30 The Art Of Getting By (2011) 4.0 Battleeld America (2012) 6.0 Win Win (2011) 8.0 Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (2011) 9.45 Shark Night (2011) 11.15 Four (2011) 12.45 Shark Night (2011)

Setting aside the subtly politically loaded title the third world started it, so we have to respond with extreme force this series about special forces operating in overseas danger zones is competent enough, if conventionally slick and photogenic. In this, the opener to the third series, a routine pickup of a Libyan ocial turns into a kidnapping, with Sullivan Stapletons Damien Scott forced to mount a solo rescue operation, while pal Michael, stuck at SAS school in England, is caught between domestic obligations and providing unocial assistance. DS

Rookie Blue 9pm, Universal Channel


Season three of the Canadian cop show kicks o with a car crash and unleashes new twists by the minute. William Shatner guest stars as a drunk driver who causes the crash, and the rookies discover hes been searching for his missing granddaughter for seven years can they lay the cold case to rest? Tangled personal lives provide some neat sub-plots: Gails ex turns up as a new recruit, while Andys ready to face a tribunal, but Sams not happy with her decision to cut o all contact with him during her suspension. HV

G.O.L.D.
6.0am Bread 6.30 The Brittas Empire 7.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 7.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 8.20 Last Of The Summer Wine 9.0 Keeping Up Appearances 9.40 Keeping Up Appearances 10.20 Keeping Up Appearances 11.0 Open All Hours 11.40 Open All Hours 12.20 Open All Hours 1.0 Only Fools And Horses 1.40 Only Fools And Horses 2.25 Only Fools And Horses 3.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 3.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 4.20 Last Of The Summer Wine 5.0 Keeping Up Appearances 5.40 Keeping Up Appearances 6.20 Keeping Up Appearances 7.0 Only Fools And Horses 7.40 Only Fools And Horses 8.25 Only Fools And Horses 9.05 Outnumbered 9.45 Outnumbered 10.20 Fry And Laurie Reunited 11.55 Outnumbered 12.35 Outnumbered 1.15 Fry And Laurie Reunited 2.25 The Black Adder

TCM
7.10am The Grapes Of Wrath (1940) 9.40 Young Dillinger (1965) 11.35 Elvis: Thats The Way It Is (1970) 1.25 The Savage Guns (1962) 3.0 Something Big (1971) 5.05 Hondo And The Apaches (1967) 6.55 I Died A Thousand Times (1955) 9.0 Stir Of Echoes (1999) 11.15 Cobra (1986) 12.55 Stir Of Echoes (1999) 3.0 Cobra (1986) 5.0 Young Dillinger (1965)

Satellite & Cable


Comedy Central
8.0am Two And A Half Men 8.30 Two And A Half Men 9.0 Two And A Half Men 9.30 Two And A Half Men 10.0 Two And A Half Men 10.30 Two And A Half Men 11.0 Two And A Half Men 11.30 Two And A Half Men 12.0 Two And A Half Men 12.30 How To Be A Gentleman 1.0 Mike & Molly 1.30 Whitney 2.0 Friends 2.30 Friends 3.0 Friends 3.30 Friends 4.0 Friends 4.30 Friends 5.0 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.0 Friends 6.30 Friends 7.0 Friends 7.30 Friends 8.0 Two And A Half Men 8.30 Whitney 9.0 Live At The Apollo 10.0 Sean Lock: Lockipedia Live 11.05 Threesome 11.35 Threesome 12.05 Comedy Central At The Comedy

Maison Close 10pm, Sky Arts 2


Final episode of the superior historical soap set in a Parisian brothel. Vera urges Hortense to sell the Paradis to her evil brother, Pierre, and Rose learns the truth about her mother from Marguerite. All of this puts Pierre at the centre of things tonight, and a whole bunch of vengeful women arent at all happy with him. While Angle deals with the harsh reality of seeing through her pregnancy with a bucket-load of pastis, Rose makes a decision about her future. Big changes are afoot at the Paradis in this stunning conclusion. Lets hope Sky pick up the forthcoming second series. JNR

National Geographic
6.0am Teleshopping 6.30 Teleshopping 7.0 Teleshopping 7.30 Teleshopping 8.0 Americas Lost Treasures 9.0 Americas Lost Treasures 10.0 Full Force Nature 10.30 Full Force Nature 11.0 Full Force Nature 11.30 Full Force Nature 12.0 American Doomsday 1.0 Doomsdayers 2012 2.0 Doomsday Prophecies 3.0

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Sunday 2 Digital Television


Doomsday Prophecies 4.0 Doomsday 2210? 5.0 2012: The Final Prophecy 6.0 Americas Lost Treasures 7.0 Viking Apocalypse 8.0 Banged Up Abroad 9.0 9/11: The Worlds Fallen 10.0 Inside 9/11 11.0 Inside 9/11 12.0 Headshrinkers Of The Amazon 1.0 Banged Up Abroad 2.0 Teleshopping 2.30 Teleshopping 3.0 Doomsday Prophecies 3.45 Doomsday Prophecies 4.30 Doomsday 2210? 5.15 American Doomsday Friday Night Lights 4.10 Adam Buxtons Bug 4.40 Blue Bloods: Meet The Characters 5.0 Visionaries: Inside The Creative Mind Emergency Bikers 12.20 Cars, Cops And Criminals 1.20 Alcatraz 2.15 Total Wipeout USA

Sky1
6.0am Hour Of Power 7.0 Raising Hope 7.30 Raising Hope 8.0 Raising Hope 8.30 Raising Hope 9.0 Best Of Oops TV 10.0 WWE Superstars 11.0 WWE: Experience 12.0 Raising Hope 12.30 Raising Hope 1.0 Futurama 1.30 Futurama 2.0 Futurama 2.30 Futurama 3.0 Modern Family 3.30 The Middle 4.0 Modern Family 4.30 The Middle 5.0 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.0 The Simpsons 6.30 Raising Hope 7.0 Sinbad 8.0 Terra Nova 9.0 *Strike Back: Vengeance 10.0 An Idiot Abroad 11.0 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 12.0 Emergency With Angela Grin 1.0 Raising Hope 1.30 99 Most Bizarre 2.30 Dog Squad 3.0 Dog Squad 3.30 Airline 4.0 Gadget Geeks 5.0 Crash Test Dummies

Sport
British Eurosport
7.30am Cycling 8.0 Cycling: Vuelta A Espana 9.0 Live Intercontinental Rally Challenge 10.0 Cycling: Vuelta A Espaa 10.45 Live Porsche Super Cup 11.30 Intercontinental Rally Challenge 12.0 Live Intercontinental Rally Challenge 1.0 US Open Tennis 4.0 Live US Open Tennis

Syfy
6.0am Destination Truth 7.0 Destination Truth 8.0 Teleshopping 11.0 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 12.0 Alphas 1.0 Alphas 2.0 Path Of Destruction (2005) 4.0 Triassic Attack (2010) 5.50 Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) 8.0 Alphas 9.0 Alphas 10.0 Sanctuary 11.0 Urban Justice (2007) 1.0 Other Side (2011) 2.50 Dragon Crusaders (2011) 5.0 Destination Truth

ESPN
6.0am ESPN Kicks: MLS 6.30 Premier League Football 8.30 Australian Rules Football 11.0 Major League Soccer 12.45 Live French Football. Bordeaux v Nice. Kick-o 1.00pm. Coverage of the Ligue 1 match at the Stade Chaban Delmas 3.15 Serie A 4.0 Live Scottish Football 6.45 Talk Of The Terrace 7.15 Live Serie A 10.0 Pardon The Interruption UK 10.30 UFC 151 1.30 FIA GT1 World Championship 3.0 Premiership Rugby Union 4.30 Premiership Rugby Union

Sky Arts 1
6.0am Cirque Du Soleil: Zaia 7.0 Work Of Art: The Next Great Artist 8.0 Discovering Dal: A Tale Of Two Cities 9.0 In Condence 10.0 Art Rocks 10.30 The Best Of The Tube 11.0 Cropredy 2012 12.30 Seasick Steve At Isle Of Wight 2011 1.0 The Real World Of Peter Gabriel 2.15 Typeface 3.25 The Jo Whiley Music Show 3.30 Bestival 2011 Highlights 5.0 Bestival Backstage 6.0 The Music Videos That Shaped The 80s 7.0 Cirque Du Soleil: Fire Within 7.30 Vertical City 8.0 The South Bank Show 9.0 Norman Mailer: The American 10.0 Johnny Cash Live At Montreux 11.0 Three Colours: Red (1994) 12.45 Cyndi Lauper & Friends 2.05 Behind The Burly Q (2010) 4.05 In Condence 5.05 The Music Videos That Shaped The 80s

Sky Living
6.0am Passport Patrol 6.30 Passport Patrol 7.0 Ghost Whisperer 8.0 Drop Dead Diva 9.0 The Biggest Loser US 11.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.0 Criminal Minds 1.0 Nothing To Declare 1.30 Nothing To Declare 2.0 Passport Patrol 2.30 Passport Patrol 3.0 Cougar Town 3.30 Sing Date 4.0 Sing Date 4.30 Sing Date 5.0 Sing Date 5.30 Sing Date 6.0 Britain & Irelands Next Top Model 7.0 Teen Wolf 8.0 Styled To Rock 9.0 Smash 10.0 Supernatural 11.0 Greys Anatomy 12.0 Nikita 1.0 Maury 1.50 The Biggest Loser US 3.30 Passport Patrol 3.55 Passport Patrol 4.20 Nothing To Declare 4.45 Nothing To Declare 5.10 Nothing To Declare 5.35 Nothing To Declare

Sky Sports 1
6.0am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Football First 8.0 Football First 9.30 The Sunday Supplement 11.0 Goals On Sunday 1.0 Live Super Sunday. Liverpool v Arsenal. Kick-o 1.30pm. Coverage of tthe Premier League match at Aneld, where the Reds will hope for a moraleboosting victory over the Gunners. 3.30 Live Super Sunday. Southampton v Manchester United. Kick-o 4.00pm. Coverage of todays second top-ight match, as the Saints face last seasons runners-up at St Marys Stadium 6.45 Live Spanish Football 8.30 Live Spanish Football 10.30 Football Special 12.0 Champions League Weekly 12.30 Spanish Football 2.0 Football Special 3.30 International One-Day Cricket 5.30 Champions League Weekly

Watch
6.0am Good Chef, Bad Chef 6.30 Trac Cops 7.15 Murdoch Mysteries 8.0 Elephant Diaries 8.30 Elephant Diaries 9.0 Doctor Who 10.0 A Gifted Man 11.0 EastEnders Christmas Fall Outs 12.30 Peggy Mitchell: Queen Of The Vic 1.0 Hairy Bikers Mississippi Adventure 2.0 EastEnders: Ricky And Bianca 3.0 EastEnders Whodunits 4.0 EastEnders The Secret Mitchell 5.0 A Gifted Man 6.0 Doctor Who 7.0 Total Wipeout USA 8.0 Cars, Cops And Criminals 9.0 Motorway Cops: A Trac Cops Special Highway Robbery 10.0 Motorway Cops 11.20

Sky Atlantic
6.0am Seinfeld 7.0 British Cycling: The Road To Glory 8.0 Seinfeld 8.30 The Mortied Sessions 9.0 ER 10.0 ER 11.0 ER 12.0 House 1.0 House 2.0 Star Trek: Voyager 3.0 Star Trek: Voyager 4.0 Star Trek: Voyager 5.0 Star Trek: Voyager 6.0 Star Trek: Voyager 7.0 British Cycling: The Road To Glory 8.0 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations 9.0 The Newsroom 10.15 Freakonomics (2010) 12.05 Boardwalk Empire 1.10 Blue Bloods 2.10 Blue Bloods 3.10

Sky Sports 2
6.0am Thrillseekers 6.25 Spanish Football 8.30 International Fight Night 10.0 Live International One-Day Cricket 6.30 Live Super League 9.0 International One-Day Cricket 11.0 Test Cricket 12.0 Super League Full Time 1.0 Live IndyCar Series 3.0 WWE: Experience 4.0 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 5.0 This Week In WWE 5.30 Canter Banter

Terrestrial variations
ANGLIA As ITV BORDER As ITV CENTRAL As ITV WESTCOUNTRY As ITV GRANADA As ITV GRAMPIAN As ITV except 11.45pm STV Rugby 12.15-5.30 The Nightshift ITV1 WEST As ITV ITV1 WALES As ITV MERIDIAN As ITV CHANNEL As ITV except 6.25 Puns Pla(i)ce SCOTTISH As ITV except 11.45pm STV Rugby 12.15-5.30 The Nightshift ULSTER As ITV YORKSHIRE As ITV TYNE TEES As ITV BBC1 SCOTLAND 3.15pm-3.45 The Beechgrove Garden (R) 10.25 Sportscene 11.10 Match Of The Day 2 12.20 In With The Flynns (R) 12.50 The Sky At Night 1.10 Weatherview BBC2 SCOTLAND 12.30pm River City (R) 1.30 Escape To The Country (R) 2.15-3.15 Swimming With Crocodiles (R) 6.15 Richard Hammonds Crash Course 7.0-8.0 The Great Scottish Run BBC2 WALES 6.15pm Scrum V 7.0-7.15 Coast (R) 11.30 Scrum V (R) 12.15-2.0 The Edge Of Love (2008) Fact-based period drama, starring Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller.

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1-7 Sep 2012

Radio Sunday 2
Radio 1
97.6-99.8 MHz
7.0 Gemma Cairney 10.0 Sara Cox 1.0 Huw Stephens 4.0 The Ocial Chart With Reggie Yates 7.0 BBC Radio 1s Teen Awards 10.0 Annie Mac And Nick Grimshaw 12.0 BBC Introducing With Jen And Ally 2.0 Friction 4.0 Dev A Point Of View (R) 9.0 Broadcasting House 10.0 (LW) Live International One-Day Cricket: England v South Africa. Commentary on the penultimate match of the ve-game series at Lords. 10.0 (FM) The Archers. Omnibus edition. 11.15 (FM) *The Reunion Sue MacGregor reunites proponents and opposers of the poll tax. (3/5) 12.0 (FM) News 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast 12.04 (LW) Live International One-Day Cricket 12.04 (FM) Just A Minute (R) (4/8) 12.30 (FM) The Food Programme 12.57 (FM) Weather 1.0 (FM) The World This Weekend 1.30 (FM) No Triumph, No Tragedy. Peter White talks to Mark Goeney, who was born without arms and has learned to play guitar with his feet. (2/3) 2.0 (FM) Gardeners Question Time (R) 2.45 (FM) Witness. Daphne Parish and Robin Kealy share their memories of the 1989 arrest of Observer journalist Farzad Bazoft in Baghdad, who was later executed on suspicion of spying for Britain. 3.0 (FM) *Classic Serial: The Grapes Of Wrath New series. John Steinbecks story about a family of economic migrants in 1930s America. Dramatised by Donna Franceschild. (1/3) 4.0 (FM) Book Club. James Naughtie talks to Victoria Hislop about her 2005 novel The Island. 4.30 (FM) Poetry Please. Roger McGough presents a selection of listeners requests including work by Robert Frost, WB Yeats and Julia Copus. (2/8) 5.0 (FM) The Lifecycle Of A Bullet. Caroline Wyatt examines the British defence industry by tracking the journey of a bullet through the manufacturing process. (R) 5.40 (FM) Prole (R) 5.54 Shipping Forecast 5.57 (LW) Live International One-Day Cricket 5.57 (FM) Weather 6.0 Six OClock News 6.15 Pick Of The Week 7.0 The Archers. Roy leaps in to help. 7.15 Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section Edinburgh Special. Music and comedy from Alex Horne and his band, with guests Al Murray and poet Tim Key. 7.45 Comic Fringes. Comedian Mark Watson reads his own short story, recorded live at Edinburgh festival fringe. Last in the series. (3/3) 8.0 Feedback (R) 8.30 Last Word (R) 9.0 Money Box (R) 9.26 Radio 4 Appeal: Railway Children (R) 9.30 In Business (R) (7/9) 9.59 Weather 10.0 The Westminster Hour 11.0 The Film Programme (R) 11.30 Something Understood (R) 12.0 News And Weather 12.15 Thinking Allowed. Laurie Taylor investigates why Italy now has one of the lowest birth rates in the world. (R) 12.45 Bells On Sunday (R) 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.0 World Service. World Brieng

Radio 2
88-91 MHz
6.0 Good Morning Sunday 9.0 Steve Wrights Sunday Love Songs 11.0 Weekend Wogan 1.0 Elaine Paige On Sunday 3.0 Johnnie Walkers Sounds Of The 70s 5.0 Paul OGrady 7.0 Tim Rices American Pie (R) (18/52) 8.30 Sunday Half Hour 9.0 Russell Davies 10.0 Clare Teal 11.0 The David Jacobs Collection 12.0 Janice Long 2.0 Alex Lester 5.0 Vanessa Feltz

Radio 3
90.2-92.4 MHz
7.0 Breakfast 7.0 News 9.0 Sunday Morning With Rob Cowan 12.0 Private Passions. Michael Berkeley is joined by visual artist Tacita Dean, who selects her favourite pieces. (R) 12.0 News 1.0 The Early Music Show. Harpsichordist and conductor Harry Bicket talks to Catherine Bott about his career and recordings. 2.0 Sunday Concert: Prom 50. From Londons Royal Albert Hall, Osmo Vanska conducts the BBC Symphony Orchestra in Beethoven, Delius and Nielsen. (R) 4.0 BBC Proms 2012: Prom 68. Organ virtuoso Cameron Carpenter in the second of two concerts exploring the music of Bach, performing the original works alongside his own adaptations and improvisations. 5.15 New Generation Artists. Jazz reeds player Shabaka Hutchings performs a selection of recent recordings. Last in the series. 5.45 Proms Plus: PPL 8. Stephen Johnson explores Mahlers Sixth Symphony with help from members of the BBC Symphony Orchestra. 6.30 Choral Evensong. Choral Vespers recorded in St Patricks Roman Catholic Cathedral, Armagh. (R) 7.30 BBC Proms 2012: Prom 69. From the Royal Albert Hall, Riccardo Chailly leads the Leipzig Gewandhaus Orchestra in a performance of Messiaens Et exspecto resurrectionem mortuorum and Mahlers Sixth Symphony. 10.15 World Routes 11.15 Jazz Line-Up 12.30 Through The Night

Radio 4 Extra
Digital
6.0 Ladies Of Letters Log On 7.15 Adventures In Science (2/5) 7.30 Clare In The Community (4/6) 8.0 The Betty Witherspoon Show 8.30 The Clitheroe Kid 9.0 The Railway Children (1/4) 9.30 Time Hops (2/5) 10.0 Desert Island Discs: Long-play 11.0 World Of Pub (4/4) 11.15 Ambridge Extra Omnibus 11.45 A Strange Eventful History (4/5) 12.0 Ladies Of Letters Log On 1.15 Adventures In Science (2/5) 1.30 Mooneet 3.0 The Betty Witherspoon Show 3.30 The Clitheroe Kid 4.0 Mels Mix: The Best Of The 4 OClock Show 4.30 The Railway Children (1/4) 5.0 Time Hops (2/5) 5.30 Christopher Brookmyres Comedy Bookcase (4/4) 6.0 Fear On Four 6.30 Never The Bride (2/3) 7.0 World Of Pub (4/4) 7.15 Ambridge Extra Omnibus 7.45 A Strange Eventful History (4/5) 8.0 The Betty Witherspoon Show 8.30 The Clitheroe Kid 9.0 Desert Island Discs: Long-play 10.0 Comedy Club Clare In The Community (4/6) 10.30 Hair In The Gate (1/4) 11.0 Bearded Ladies (1/6) 11.30 Seymour The Fractal Cat (2/5) 12.0 Fear On Four 12.30 Never The Bride (2/3) 1.0 Desert Island Discs: Long-play 2.0 World Of Pub (4/4) 2.15 Ambridge Extra Omnibus 2.45 A Strange Eventful History (4/5) 3.0 The Betty Witherspoon Show 3.30 Mooneet 5.0 The Railway Children (1/4) 5.30 Time Hops (2/5)

pick of the day


Sue McGregor revisits the poll tax for a fraught episode of The Reunion (11.15am, R4). A bill which notoriously led to mass riots in 1990 and triggered the downfall of Margaret Thatcher is discussed here by its original policymakers and protestors. Later comes poverty and despair in 1930s America with the dramatic radio retelling of John Steinbecks epic novel, Classic Serial: The Grapes Of Wrath (3pm, R4), divided into three digestible episodes for listeners. Matt Everitt continues his run of impressively candid star interviews in The First Time With Tori Amos (12noon, 6 Music). NI

Radio 4
92.4-94.6 MHz; 198kHz
6.0 News Headlines 6.05 Something Understood. Mark Tully challenges the notion that familiarity breeds contempt. 6.35 On Your Farm (2/9) 6.57 Weather 7.0 News 7.07 Sunday Papers 7.10 Sunday 7.55 Radio 4 Appeal: Railway Children 7.57 Weather 8.0 News 8.07 Sunday Papers 8.10 Sunday Worship 8.50

ASSOCIATED NEWSPAPERS/REX FEATURES

Radio 5 Live
693, 909 kHz
6.0 Weekend Breakfast 8.30 SportsWeek 9.30 Double Take 11.0 5 Live Sport 1.0 5 Live Formula 1 2.30 5 Live Sport 4.0 5 Live Sport: Premier League Football 2012-13 6.03 6-0-6 7.0 5 Live Sport: Paralympics 10.0 Stephen Nolan 1.0 Up All Night 5.0 Morning Reports 5.30 Wake Up To Money

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Monday 3 Television
BBC1
6.0 Breakfast (T) 9.15 Rip O 6.0 Britain (T) 10.0 Homes Under The Hammer (T) (R) 10.58 BBC News; Weather (T) 11.0 Escape To The Country (T) (R) 11.45 Cash In The Attic (T) (R) 12.13 BBC News; Weather (T) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T) (R) 1.0 BBC News; Weather (T) 1.30 Regional News And Weather (T) 1.40 Doctors (T) 2.10 Only Fools And Horses (T) (R) 3.05 CBBC. Marrying Mum And Dad (T) (R) 3.35 Splatalot (T) (R) 4.0 Shaun The Sheep (T) (R) 4.10 Wingin It (T) (R) 4.30 Sam & Marks Big Wind Up (T) (R) 5.0 Newsround (T) 5.15 Pointless (T)

BBC2
CBeebies Guess With Jess 6.10 6.0 Louie 6.20 Wibbly Pig 6.30 64 Zoo Lane 6.40 Chuggington 6.50 Rastamouse 7.0 CBBC. Barneys Latin America 7.30 League Of Super Evil 7.40 Leon 7.45 Frankensteins Cat 7.55 Newsround 8.0 Whats New Scooby-Doo? 8.25 CBeebies. Buzz And Tell 8.30 Nina And The Neurons: In The Lab 8.45 Baby Jake 9.0 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.10 Uki 9.20 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion 9.30 The Large Family 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Dirtgirlworld 10.0 Octonauts: Creature Reports 10.05 Kerwhizz 10.30 Driver Dans Story Train 10.40 Waybuloo 11.0 In The Night Garden 11.30 BBC World News 12.0 Daily Politics 1.0 My Life In Books (R) 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy (R) 2.15 Weakest Link (R) 3.0 Wanted Down Under (R) 3.45 Hairy Bikers Best Of British (R) 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R)

ITV1
Daybreak (T) 8.30 Lorraine (T) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T) 10.30 This Morning (T) 12.30 Loose Women (T) 1.30 ITV News And Weather (T) 1.55 Local News/ Weather (T) 2.0 Dickinsons Real Deal (T) (R) 3.0 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (T) 3.59 Local Weather (T) 4.0 My Tasty Travels With Lynda Bellingham (T) 5.0 The Chase (T)

6.00

6.0 6.30 7.0 7.30

BBC News (T) Weather Regional News Programmes (T) The One Show (T) Fake Britain (T) City of London police ocers pursue one of the countrys most audacious ID fraudsters. BBC News; Regional News

6.0

Eggheads (T) (R) Quiz, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan. 6.30 Celebrity MasterChef (T) 7.0 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (T) Richard Wilson and Annette Crosbie seek bargains.

6.0 Local News (T) Weather 6.30 ITV News And Weather (T) 7.0 Emmerdale (T) Kerrys ex-boyfriend shows up. 7.30 Coronation Street (T) Tina takes Tommys loan repayment to Kirsty, but their words become heated. Paul OGrady: For The Love Of Dogs (T) The comedian follows the work of Battersea Dogs & Cats Home in London. Coronation Street (T) Steve and Michelle discover Tracy is Ryans new workmate. *A Mothers Son (T) A woman stumbles upon evidence that suggests someone in her family may have been involved in a murder.

8.00

8.0 EastEnders (T) Ian feels like part of the family again, only to receive another setback. 8.30 Dial 999 And Wait?: Panorama 8.30 (T) Declan Lawn investigates claims that cuts in public spending are aecting response times by the emergency services. 9.0 9.0 New Tricks Old School Ties (T) The case of a missing PE teacher is reinvestigated when the remains of a body are discovered. 8.0 10.0 BBC News (T) 10.25 Regional News And Weather (T) 10.35 *Citizen Khan (T) Mr Khan has to take his mother-in-law shopping. 11.05 Gavin & Stacey (T) (R) 11.35 The Lock Up (T) (R) Documentary following the work of ocers in the custody suite of a police station in Hull, East Yorkshire. Arachnophobia (Frank 12.15 Marshall, 1990) (T) Comedy horror, starring Je Daniels. 2.0 Weatherview (T) 2.05 Sign Zone: Engineering Giants (T) (R) 3.05 The Riots In Their Own Words: The Police (T) (R) 4.05 Britains Heritage Heroes (T) (R) 4.35 BBC News. Hardtalk (T) 5.0 BBC News (T) 5.30 World Business Report (T) 5.45 BBC News (T)

University Challenge (T) 8.0 Magdalen College, Oxford, take on Sidney Sussex College, Cambridge. Lorraines Fast, Fresh And Easy Food Baking It (T) Lorraine Pascale 8.30 demonstrates dishes including strawberry cakes and slow-baked leg of lamb. 9.0 *Horizon: How Small Is The Universe? (T) Examining topical scientic issues.

10.00

10.0 James Mays Things You Need To Know (T) 10.30 Newsnight (T) 11.20 Toughest Place To Be A Nurse (T) (R) Maria Connolly, a nurse from Preston, spends two weeks working at a hospital in Ciudad Jurez, Mexico. 12.20 Richard Hammonds Crash Course: Abrams Tank (T) (R) 1.05 BBC News. Newsday (T) 1.30 ABC World News With Diane Sawyer (T) 2.0 BBC World News (T) 2.30 Asia Business Report (T) 2.45 Sport Today (T) 3.0 BBC World News (T) 3.20 The Super League Show (T) 4.0 BBC Learning Zone. Schools: Spark: Fire Up Your Future/My Brilliant Career (T) 5.0 Schools: Children Of World War Two (T) 5.30 Schools: History Hunt (T)

10.0 ITV News At Ten And Weather (T) 10.30 Local News/Weather (T) Land Of The Dead 10.35 (George A Romero, 2005) (T) The walking dead break through the perimeters of a walled city, forcing the survivors to ght them o. George A Romeros zombie horror, starring Dennis Hopper and Simon Baker. 12.15 Jackpot247 2.20 Champions League Weekly: Play-O Review (T) 2.45 ITV Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T) (R) 5.30 ITV Morning News (T)

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Channel 4
6.05 PARALYMPIC GAMES 6.0 2012 (T) (R) 7.0 Paralympic Games Breakfast Show (T) 9.15 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Jonathan Edwards and Daraine Mulvihill introduce the opening coverage on day ve of the Games, including swimming, athletics and table tennis. 12.0 Channel 4 News Summary (T) 12.05 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Featuring the closing stages of Great Britain v Ukraine in the mens seven-a-side football, and the womens T20 1500m and mens T12 100m heats in the athletics 1.0 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Live coverage of the wheelchair basketball, equestrian and sitting volleyball on day ve of the Games. 4.20 Come Dine With Me (T) 4.55 The Simpsons (T) (R) 5.25 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Live coverage of this evenings opening nals at the Aquatics Centre, including the womens SM6 200m individual medley. 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) The Savages pick up the pieces after Dodgers shock announcement. 7.0 Channel 4 News (T) 7.30 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 TONIGHT (T) Day ve of the Games, featuring athletics and swimming nals. 6.0

Channel 5
Milkshake! Thomas & Friends (R) 6.10 The WotWots (R) 6.20 City Of Friends (R) 6.30 Jelly Jamm (R) 6.45 Peppa Pig (R) 6.50 Big School (R) 7.0 Little Princess (R) 7.10 Ben And Hollys Little Kingdom (R) 7.20 The Mr Men Show (R) 7.35 Thomas & Friends (R) 7.45 Make Way For Noddy (R) 8.0 Fi And The Flowertots (R) 8.15 Peppa Pig (R) 8.25 Peppa Pig (R) 8.30 Roary The Racing Car (R) 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.0 Abbys Flying Fairy School (R) 9.15 The Wright Stu 11.10 Robsons Extreme Fishing Challenge (R) 12.05 The Family Recipe (R) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother (R) 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS (R) 3.15 Back To You And Me (David S Cass Sr, 2005) Drama, starring Lisa Hartman Black. 5.0 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours (R)

pick of the day

Horizon: How Small Is The Universe? 9pm, BBC2


Following on from last weeks How Big Is The Universe?, tonights Horizon documents the quest to discover the most minuscule objects lurking in the innite wilderness. The programme hears from scientists looking to uncover multiple dimensions and evidence of parallel universes. Novelist Peter De Vries once suggested that the universe is like a safe to which there is a combination, but the combination is locked in the safe. Lucky for us, then, that cosmologists are so determined to crack the cosmic strongbox. MJ

A Mothers Son 9pm, ITV1

Home And Away (T) (R) Romeo drowns his sorrows at the bar. 6.30 5 News At 6.30 (T) 7.0 Worlds Scariest Near Misses (T) (R) People who have stared death in the face, including a teenager buried in sand for an hour. 5 News Update 8.0 9.0 Frontline Police (T) Rav Wilding accompanies Essex police ocers on a drugs raid. Celebrity Big Brother (T)
Struggling through reed beds, and bleeding from a fatal wound, a teenager is in distress. Im sorry, she says. Curious last words. So begins a psychological drama that, initially at least, spins around the issue of whether mother Rosie (Hermione Norris) can trust her own child, Jamie (Alexander Arnold). Underpinning a sense of things not being quite as they appear, Rosies family is uneasily fused with that of her new partner Ben (Martin Clunes). Worth a look, though suspending disbelief may help at points. Concludes tomorrow. JW

10.0 Celebrity Wedding Planner 10.30 The Last Leg With Adam Hills Neighbours Special (T) Neighbours (T) The comedian presents an star Ryan Moloney (Toadsh alternative review of the days Rebecchi) and former castmate Paralympics action. Mark Little (Joe Mangel) 11.15 The Girl Who Became Three Boys plan a wedding in a zoo for a (T) (R) The story of 21-year-old London couple, complete with a Gemma Barker, currently serving wakeboarding hen party. 30 months in jail after inventing 11.0 Celebrity Big Brothers Bit three online male alter egos that On The Side (T) Emma Willis she used to seduce two teenage presents the CBB companion girls. show, including celebrity 12.20 The Good Wife Last Shot (T) 1.05 guests thoughts on the latest The Good Wife (T) 1.50 Revenge developments and behind-the(T) 2.30 Happy Endings (T) 2.50 scenes insights. St Elsewhere: Give The Boy A Hand (T) (R) 3.40 Eating For Two (T) (R) 12.0 The Hotel Inspector Walpole Bay Hotel (T) (R) 12.55 SuperCasino 3.45 School Disco (T) (R) 3.55 Deal Or No Deal (T) (R) 4.50 Make Do & 4.05 Sons Of Anarchy: Ns (T) 5.10 Mend (T) (R) 5.15 Baking Mad With Wildlife SOS (T) (R) 5.35 Wildlife Eric Lanlard (T) (R) 5.40 Freshly SOS (T) (R) Squeezed (T) 1-7 Sep 2012

Citizen Khan 10.35pm, BBC1


More hijinks from Sparkhill, Birmingham, capital of British Pakistan. This week, bumptious community leader Mr Khan (co-writer Adil Ray) plans a networking meeting with local businessmen. First, however, he must take his 80-yearold mother-in-law on a predictably fraught shopping trip. As per, the show combines old-fashioned sitcom pratfalls with telling satire: Im not an immigrant! blusters Khan. Immigrants are eastern Europeans, coming over here and taking the jobs from Pakistanis. AJC

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Monday 3 Digital Television


Freeview
BBC3
7.0pm Dont Tell The Bride: Nathan & Nikki. A man from Essex plans his wedding. 8.0 Small Teen Turns Eighteen. Jazz Burkitt prepares for her 18th birthday. 9.0 Our War. Documentary exploring the war in Afghanistan. 10.0 The Revolution Will Be Televised. James and Barnaby try to get Boris Johnson re-elected. 10.30 EastEnders. Ian develops a new-found condence. 11.0 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.30 Our War 1.25 The Revolution Will Be Televised 1.55 Dont Tell The Bride 2.55 Small Teen Turns Eighteen

E4
6.0am Switched 6.25 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance 7.20 One Tree Hill 8.05 Rules Of Engagement 9.0 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance 10.05 Ugly Betty 11.0 Desperate Housewives 12.0 Scrubs 12.30 Hollyoaks 1.0 How I Met Your Mother 2.0 The Big Bang Theory 3.0 Rules Of Engagement 4.0 Ugly Betty 5.0 How I Met Your Mother 6.0 The Big Bang Theory 7.0 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.0 New Girl 8.30 Suburgatory 9.0 Revenge 10.0 Beaver Falls 11.0 The Inbetweeners 11.35 Celebrity Bedlam 12.05 The Big Bang Theory 1.0 Scrubs 1.30 How I Met Your Mother 2.0 Rules Of Engagement 2.20 My Name Is Earl 3.05 Beaver Falls 4.0 Smallville 4.40 Switched

5.50 Downton Abbey 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Agatha Christies Poirot 9.0 Susan Boyle: An Unlikely Superstar 10.0 Scott & Bailey 11.0 Law & Order: UK 12.05 Father Dowling Mysteries 1.05 Numb3rs 1.50 Film File 2.0 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30 Teleshopping

ITV4
6.0am Greatest World Cup Matches 6.15 The Saint 7.05 Batman 7.35 Batman 8.0 Worlds Wildest Police Videos 8.55 The Fall Guy 10.0 Quantum Leap 11.0 Cycling 12.0 Worlds Wildest Police Videos 12.55 The Saint 1.55 Quantum Leap 2.55 The Fall Guy 3.55 Batman 4.25 Batman 5.0 The Professionals 6.0 Premiership Rugby Union 7.0 Cycling 8.0 The Cycle Show 9.0 Cops With Cameras 10.0 Bundesliga Football Highlights 11.0 Get Shorty (1995) 1.10 Worlds Wildest Police Videos 2.10 The Professionals 3.0 Teleshopping

BBC4
7.0pm World News Today 7.0 Weather 7.30 Metal: How It Works. How mankind developed its understanding of metals. 8.30 Only Connect 9.0 The Treasures Of Ancient Rome Alastair Sooke explores the artistic achievements of the Romans. 10.0 If Walls Could Talk: The History Of The Home. Lucy Worsley examines the history of the bathroom. 11.0 The Shock Of The New: The Powers That Be. Artists reactions to the First World War. 12.0 Metal: How It Works 1.0 Only Connect 1.30 Bomb Squad Men: The Long Walk. Three former bomb disposal ocers return to Northern Ireland. 2.30 The Treasures Of Ancient Rome

5USA
6.0am Teleshopping 12.0 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12.25 CSI: NY 1.25 A Trick Of The Mind (2006) 3.15 Shark 4.10 Survival On The Mountain (1997) 6.0 Shark 6.55 Inside Hollywood 7.0 CSI: NY 8.0 CSI: NY 8.58 Inside Hollywood 9.0 NCIS 10.0 CSI: Miami 11.0 NCIS 12.0 CSI: NY

S4C Digital
7.0am Cyw Byd Carlo Bach 7.10 Holi Hana 7.20 Heini 7.35 Sam Tan 7.45 Abadas 8.0 Octonots 8.15 Y Diwrnod Mawr 8.30 Nodi 8.40 Cwpwrdd Cadi 9.0 Wil Cwac Cwac 9.05 Bocs Bwgi Bolgi 9.10 Dicw 9.15 Igam Ogam 9.30 Y Teulu Mawr 9.40 Ben A Mali Au Byd Bach Hud 10.0 F-F Ai Ffrindiau 10.10 Yn Yr Ardd 10.20 Cwm Teg 10.30 Oli Dan Y Don 10.45 Popir Gath 11.0 Octonots 11.15 Nodi 11.25 Tomos Ai Ffrindiau 11.40 Y Clwb 12.0 Bla Bla Blewog 12.15 Ben A Mali Au Byd Bach O Hud 12.25 Cwm Teg 12.30 Bach A Mawr 12.40 Wibli Sochyn Y Mochyn 1.0 Penawdau Newyddion 1.05 Heno 1.30 Y Sipsiwn 2.0 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 3.0 Cyw Igi, Tigi, Bip A Bop 3.30 Nodi 3.40 Tomos Ai Ffrindiau 3.55 Rhacsyn Ar Goeden Hud 4.15 Octonots 4.30 Awr Fawr Cyw 5.30 Stwnsh Ben 10 5.55 Bernard 6.0 Ffeil 6.10 Rownd A Rownd 6.35 Pobol Y Cwm 6.35 Penawdau Newyddion 7.0 Heno 7.30 Newyddion Ar Tywydd 7.55 Calon 8.0 Pobol Y Cwm 8.25 Ffermio 8.55 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 9.0 Coo Gyda Dai Jones 10.0 Sgorio 10.55 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 11.05 Ralio+ 11.35 Hwb 12.40 Diwedd

More4
8.55am Secret Location 10.0 Four In A Bed 10.35 Quick Bakes With Eric Lanlard 10.55 Never So Few (1959) 1.20 Time Team 3.20 Deal Or No Deal 4.20 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 5.25 Come Dine With Me 6.25 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 7.30 Gok Cooks Chinese 8.0 Grand Designs 9.0 Grand Designs Australia 10.05 *Stalked 10.40 Embarrassing Bodies 11.45 One Born Every Minute 12.50 Grand Designs Australia 1.55 Stalked 2.30 Embarrassing Bodies 3.35 Gok Cooks Chinese

CBBC
7.0am Arthur 7.25 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 7.40 Newsround 7.45 Deadly Top 10; Newsround 8.20 Wingin It 8.45 Bear Behaving Badly 9.05 Danis House 9.35 Dick n Dom Go Wild 10.05 Ed And Ouchos Excellent Inventions 10.30 Me And My Monsters 10.55 Hotel Trubble 11.25 OOglies 11.40 Trapped 12.10 Little Howards Big Question 12.35 I Want My Own Room 1.05 The Legend Of Dick & Dom 1.35 Copycats 2.0 Bear Behaving Badly 2.25 Dick n Dom Go Wild 2.55 Deadly 60 Bites 3.0 Arthur 3.10 Shaun The Sheep; Newsround 3.20 Pet Squad; Shaun The Sheep Championsheeps 3.35 Dennis And Gnasher 3.45 League Of Super Evil 4.0 The Scooby-Doo Show; Newsround 4.30 Goodbye Year Six 5.0 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 5.15 Stepping Up 5.45 12 Again: End Of Summer 6.15 Cop School 6.45 Shaun The Sheep; Newsround

ITV2
6.0am Emmerdale 6.25 Coronation Street 7.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 8.05 Judge Judy 9.0 Judge Judy 9.25 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 10.15 The Real Housewives Of New York City 11.10 Judge Judy 11.35 Judge Judy 12.0 Emmerdale 12.30 Coronation Street 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 The Real Housewives Of New York City 5.30 Judge Judy 6.0 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.0 Super Tiny Animals 8.0 The X Factor 9.0 Gladiator (2000) 12.05 Celebrity Juice 12.50 Lifes Funniest Moments 1.15 Coronation Street 2.10 Teleshopping 5.40 ITV2 Nightscreen

Film
Film4
11.0am Singin In The Rain (1952) 1.05 7th Cavalry (1956) 2.40 Gideon Of Scotland Yard (1958) 4.30 Those Magnicent Men In Their Flying Machines (1965) 7.05 Picture Perfect (1997) 9.0 Transporter 3 (2008) 11.0 Pretty Bird (2008) 12.50 The Warlords (2007)

Dave
7.10am Dragons Den 8.0 Bush Pilots 9.0 Fifth Gear 10.0 Top Gear 11.0 Bush Pilots 12.0 Dragons Den 1.0 Top Gear 3.0 Bush Pilots 4.0 Top Gear 7.0 Bush Pilots 8.0 Ray Mears Northern Wilderness 9.0 Mock The Week 9.40 Have I Got News For You 10.20 Would I Lie To You? 11.0 Mock The Week 12.20 Have I Got News For You 1.0 Would I Lie To You? 1.35 Mock The Week 2.05 Bang Goes The Theory 2.30 Banzai

ITV3
6.0am Heartbeat 6.55 Upstairs, Downstairs 8.0 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 9.0 The Store 10.0 Father Dowling Mysteries 11.0 Agatha Christies Poirot 1.15 Heartbeat 2.15 Hamish Macbeth 3.20 Murder, She Wrote 4.20 On The Buses 4.50 Heartbeat

Sky Movies Family


6.15am An American Tail (1986) 7.45 Snow Dogs (2002) 9.30 Puss In Boots Special 9.50 Rugrats Go Wild (2003) 11.20 Animals United (2010) 1.0 Diary

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Digital Television Monday 3


Of A Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2011) 2.45 Mr Poppers Penguins 35mm Special 3.05 Rugrats Go Wild (2003) 4.35 Animals United (2010) 6.15 Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2011) 8.0 Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) 10.25 Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010) 12.55 Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) 3.15 Snow Dogs (2002) 5.0 An American Tail (1986) A History 2.0 Greatest Tank Battles 3.0 World War Two In HD Colour 4.0 Deadliest Catch 5.0 Auction Kings 6.0 Mythbusters 7.0 How The Universe Works 8.0 Fifth Gear 9.0 Mythbusters 10.0 American Guns 11.0 Finding Bigfoot 12.0 Mythbusters 1.0 American Guns 2.0 Auction Kings 3.0 American Chopper: Senior Versus Junior 3.50 Wheeler Dealers 4.40 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 5.30 Destroyed In Seconds

pick of the day

The Treasures Of Ancient Rome 9pm, BBC4

FX Sky Movies Indie


8.0am Barbershop (2002) 10.0 Super 8 35mm Special 10.30 Welcome To The Rileys (2010) 12.35 The Messenger (2009) 2.40 Frozen River (2008) 4.30 True Grit (2010) 6.30 The Chorus (2004) 8.15 Frozen River (2008) 10.0 True Grit (2010) 11.55 Rushmore (1999) 1.35 The Broken (2008) 3.10 Dangerous Days: Making Blade Runner 8.0am Farscape 10.0 Law & Order 12.0 NCIS 2.0 Leverage 3.0 The Defenders 4.0 Law & Order 6.0 Leverage 7.0 NCIS 9.0 Burn Notice 10.0 Falling Skies 11.0 Family Guy 12.0 American Dad! 1.0 King Of The Hill 2.0 The Defenders 3.0 Dexter 4.05 King Of The Hill 5.0 Teleshopping

G.O.L.D.
6.0am Bread 6.30 The Brittas Empire 7.0 Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? 7.40 Bread 8.20 The Brittas Empire 9.0 To The Manor Born 9.40 The Good Life 10.20 Keeping Up Appearances 11.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 12.20 One Foot In The Grave 1.0 Yes Minister 2.20 The Green Green Grass 3.0 To The Manor Born 3.40 The Good Life 4.20 Keeping Up Appearances 5.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 6.20 One Foot In The Grave 7.0 Yes Minister 8.20 The Green Green Grass 9.0 Blackadder II 10.15 The Royle Family 11.0 Gimme Gimme Gimme 11.40 The Black Adder 12.30 Blackadder II 1.35 The Royle Family 2.05 Gimme Gimme Gimme 2.35 Crapston Villas 2.50 Rex The Runt

Sky Movies Premiere


10.0am Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (2011) 12.0 Brave Special 12.30 Win Win (2011) 2.30 The Art Of Getting By (2011) 4.0 Battleeld America (2012) 6.0 Win Win (2011) 8.0 Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (2011) 9.45 Shark Night (2011) 11.15 Four (2011) 12.45 Shark Night (2011)

Certain statements have become so ubiquitous, its easy to overlook how much they shrivel under even a cursory inspection: There are no second acts in American lives; The Romans didnt do art. In the rst part of this new series, Alastair Sooke sets out to debunk the latter, explaining how the Romans pioneered a new realism in sculpture (perfecting the inner workings of the mind through an understanding of physiognomy as Antony Gormley says), while the emperor Augustus employed art to build an empire. AJC

TCM
6.45am I Died A Thousand Times (1955) 8.50 Hondo And The Apaches (1967) 10.40 Something Big (1971) 12.45 Gunsmoke 1.50 The High Chaparral 3.0 Along The Great Divide (1950) 4.45 Cast A Giant Shadow (1966) 7.30 The Fighting Lawman (1953) 9.0 The Shining (1980) 11.20 The Challenge (1982) 1.30 The Shining (1980) 3.30 Chandler (1971) 5.0 Along The Great Divide (1950)

Ross Kemp: Extreme World 9pm, Sky1


In the rst of a new series, Kemp and his ak jacket visit Karachi, Pakistan, where a voluntary ambulance corps is already on to its third cemetery. He travels with a desperately underresourced police force combating kidnappers and extortionists on a nightly basis and enters Lyari, a no-go area for police but key to control of the city and the country, where criminal gangs and political parties operate hand in hand. Sober viewing, despite the ragingly tumescent tone of this series, and the inappropriate use of gunre to punch up Kemps narrative. DS

National Geographic
6.0am Teleshopping 8.0 Air Crash Investigation 9.0 Full Force Nature 12.0 Bloody Tales Of The Tower 1.0 Americas Lost Treasures 2.0 Rome Revealed 3.0 World War II: The Apocalypse 4.0 Air Crash Investigation 5.0 Full Force Nature 5.30 Full Force Nature 6.0 The 9/11 Mastermind 7.0 Banged Up Abroad 8.0 9/11: The Woman Who Wasnt There 9.0 9/11: Ten Years Later 11.0 Banged Up Abroad 12.0 9/11: The Woman Who Wasnt There 1.0 Inside 9/11 2.0 Teleshopping 2.30 Teleshopping 3.0 Rome Revealed 3.45 World War II: The Apocalypse 4.30 Air Crash Investigation 5.15 Bloody Tales Of The Tower

Satellite & Cable


Comedy Central
8.0am Two And A Half Men 9.0 Friends 11.0 Two And A Half Men 12.0 Friends 1.0 Scrubs 2.0 Two And A Half Men 4.0 Scrubs 5.0 Friends 6.0 Two And A Half Men 7.0 Rules Of Engagement 8.0 Friends 9.0 Two And A Half Men 9.30 How To Be A Gentleman 10.0 Dara O Briain Talks Funny: Live In London 11.20 Comedy Central At The Comedy Store 11.50 South Park 12.50 Two And A Half Men 1.40 Comedy Central At The Comedy Store 2.30 30 Rock 2.55 The King Of Queens 3.45 Frasier 4.10 Everybody Loves Raymond 5.0 Teleshopping

Stalked 10.05pm, More4


Journalist Pete Cashmore had a one-night stand and ended up with a stalker. Karen started turning up on the doorstep in the middle of the night, at times banging on the door and verbally abusing him. It continued for six months and escalated when Cashmore went to the police Karen made an accusation of sexual assault against him. Its a harrowing experience, but it works poorly as a lm, based around an interview with Cashmore and a few comments from friends obviously the big absence is Karen while the reconstructions are better left to Crimewatch. MS

Syfy
6.0am Smallville 7.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 8.0 Teleshopping 11.0 Smallville 12.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 1.0 A Town Called Eureka 2.0 Human Target 3.0 Category 7: The End Of The World 5.0 2012: Ice Age (2011) 7.0 A Town Called Eureka 8.0 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 9.0 Urban Justice (2007) 11.0 Todd & The Book Of Pure Evil 11.30 Nazis At The Center Of The Earth (2012) 1.30 The Almighty Johnsons 3.30 Todd & The Book Of Pure Evil 4.0 Human Target 5.0 Smallville

Discovery
6.0am Raging Planet 7.0 How Do They Do It? 7.30 How Its Made 8.0 Auction Kings 8.30 Auction Kings 9.0 American Chopper: Senior Versus Junior 10.0 Wheeler Dealers 11.0 Finding Bigfoot 12.0 I Shouldnt Be Alive 1.0 The Bible:

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Monday 3 Digital Television


Sky Arts 1
6.0am Hay Sessions 2010 7.0 Cirque Du Soleil: Fire Within 7.30 Vertical City 8.0 The South Bank Show 9.0 Cyndi Lauper & Friends 10.20 Video Killed The Radio Star 10.50 Beam Drop 11.15 Herb & Dorothy 12.55 Leonardo Exhibition: Beauty And Love. Highlights from the National Gallerys Leonardo da Vinci exhibition 1.0 Street Of Crocodiles (1986) 1.25 Drux Flux 1.30 Dead Art 2.0 Tim Marlow On Damien Hirst 3.0 The South Bank Show 4.0 The Greening Of Southie 5.30 Vertical City 6.0 Spectacle: Elvis Costello 7.0 Hay Sessions 2012 8.0 In Condence. An interview with playwright Alan Ayckbourn. 9.0 Paul Smith: Maximising Britishness 10.0 The Beatles In Washington DC 10.25 Beat Beat Beat 10.40 The Ronnie Wood Show 11.40 Spectacle: Elvis Costello 12.40 Beat Beat Beat 12.55 Hay Sessions 2012 1.55 In Condence 2.55 Prisoners Of War 4.0 In Condence 5.0 The Book Show Stargate SG-1 2.0 Raising Hope 2.30 Raising Hope 3.0 Modern Family 3.30 The Middle 4.0 Modern Family 4.30 The Middle 5.0 A League Of Their Own 5.30 Futurama 6.0 The Simpsons 6.30 Futurama 7.0 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.0 A League Of Their Own 9.0 *Ross Kemp: Extreme World 10.0 Road Wars 11.0 Cop Squad 12.0 An Idiot Abroad 1.0 Road Wars 2.0 Caprica 2.55 Lie To Me 3.45 Lie To Me 4.35 Airline 5.05 Sell Me The Answer

Sport
British Eurosport
7.45am Cycling 8.45 Cycling: Vuelta A Espaa 9.45 Motorsports Weekend 10.0 Triathlon 11.0 Cycling: Vuelta A Espaa 12.0 US Open Tennis 4.0 Live US Open Tennis

ESPN
6.0am FIM Enduro World Championship 6.30 Pardon The Interruption UK 7.0 ESPN FC Press Pass 8.0 Eredivisie 9.45 Eredivisie 11.30 French Football 1.15 Bundesliga 3.0 Serie A 4.45 Bundesliga Review Show 6.0 ESPN FC Press Pass 7.0 ESPN Game Of The Week 7.30 Premiership Rugby Union 8.30 French Football 10.0 ESPN Kicks: Scottish Football 10.15 Premier League Review 11.15 ESPN Kicks: Serie A 11.30 ESPN FC Press Pass 12.0 Major League Baseball 3.0 30 For 30 4.0 Premiership Rugby Union 5.0 FIA GT1 World Championship

Sky Living
6.0am Nothing To Declare 6.30 Nothing To Declare 7.0 Maury 8.0 Americas Next Top Model 9.0 Jerry Springer 9.30 Passport Patrol 10.0 Nothing To Declare 10.30 Nothing To Declare 11.0 Passport Patrol 11.30 Passport Patrol 12.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.0 Criminal Minds 3.0 Criminal Minds 4.0 Passport Patrol 4.30 Passport Patrol 5.0 Nothing To Declare 5.30 Nothing To Declare 6.0 Sing Date 6.30 Sing Date 7.0 Criminal Minds 8.0 Styled To Rock 9.0 Britain & Irelands Next Top Model 10.0 Smash 11.0 Gates 11.30 Bones 12.30 Criminal Minds 1.25 Criminal Minds 2.15 Supernatural 3.05 Bones 3.55 Americas Next Top Model 4.45 Nothing To Declare 5.10 Passport Patrol 5.35 Passport Patrol

Sky Atlantic
6.0am The X Files 7.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.0 Star Trek: Voyager 9.0 ER 10.0 House 11.0 The X Files 12.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 1.0 Star Trek: Voyager 2.0 ER 3.0 House 4.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 5.0 Star Trek: Voyager 6.0 ER 7.0 House 8.0 Seinfeld 8.30 Seinfeld 9.0 Alan Partridge: Welcome To The Places Of My Life 10.0 Hunderby 10.30 This Is Jinsy 11.0 Seinfeld 11.30 Seinfeld 12.0 Freakonomics (2010) 1.50 Hunderby 2.20 Alan Partridge: Welcome To The Places Of My Life 3.20 Inside The Actors Studio 4.20 Blue Bloods: Meet The Characters 4.30 The Mortied Sessions 5.0 The X Files

Sky Sports 1
6.0am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.0 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.0 Football Special 10.30 Spanish Football 12.35 Football Special 2.0 Spanish Football 3.30 Champions League Weekly 4.0 Football Special 5.30 Champions League Weekly 6.0 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 7.0 Netbusters 7.30 Live Irish Football 10.0 Netbusters 10.30 SPL Round-Up 11.0 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 12.0 Irish Football 1.30 Netbusters 2.0 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 3.0 Fifa Futbol Mundial 3.30 Watersports World 4.30 Max Power 5.30 Fifa Futbol Mundial

Watch
6.0am Good Chef, Bad Chef 6.30 Total Wipeout USA 7.15 Robin Hood 8.0 Covert Aairs 9.0 The Bill 10.0 The Bill 11.0 Primeval 12.0 Doctor Who 1.0 Doctor Who 2.0 Total Wipeout USA 3.0 Robin Hood 4.0 Doctor Who 5.0 Doctor Who 6.0 Primeval 7.0 Hairy Bikers Mississippi Adventure 8.0 Hairy Bikers Mississippi Adventure 9.0 Motorway Cops 10.0 Emergency Bikers 11.0 Bondi Rescue 11.30 Bondi Rescue 12.0 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps 12.40 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps 1.20 Torchwood 2.15 Total Wipeout USA

Sky Sports 2
6.0am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.0 WWE: Bottom Line 8.0 International One-Day Cricket 10.0 IndyCar Series 12.0 Premiership Rugby Union 1.0 US Open Tennis 4.0 Live US Open Tennis 10.0 Ringside 11.0 Thrillseekers 11.30 Ironman Triathlon 12.0 Live US Open Tennis 4.0 Nascar

Sky1
6.0am Wild Vets 6.30 Wild Vets 7.0 Oops TV 8.0 Dont Forget The Lyrics 9.0 Futurama: Welcome To The World Of Tomorrow 9.10 Futurama 11.0 Best Of Oops TV 12.0 Stargate SG-1 1.0

Terrestrial variations
ANGLIA As ITV CENTRAL As ITV WESTCOUNTRY As ITV GRANADA As ITV GRAMPIAN As ITV except 8.0-8.30 STV Appeal 2012: The Big Launch 10.30 Scotland Tonight 11.05 The Talent Show Story (R) 12.0 Deep Blue Sea 1.45-2.20 ITV Nightscreen ITV1 WEST As ITV ITV1 WALES As ITV1 West except 8.0-8.30 Time Of Your Life 10.30-10.35 Wales Tonight MERIDIAN As ITV CHANNEL As Meridian except 12.15 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime (R) 1.05 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Emergency (R) 1.55-2.20 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime (R) SCOTTISH As ITV except 8.0-8.30 STV Appeal 2012: The Big Launch 10.30 Scotland Tonight 11.05 The Talent Show Story (R) 12.0 Deep Blue Sea1.45-2.20 ITV Nightscreen ULSTER As ITV except 1.55pm UTV Live 1.58 UTV Weather 3.58-4.0 UTV Weather 6.0 UTV Live 6.28 UTV Weather 7.59 UTV Live Update 8.0-8.30 Lesser Spotted Ulster 8.59-9.0 UTV Live Update 10.30 UTV Live Tonight 11.05 Paul OGrady: For The Love Of Dogs 11.35 RPM Motorsport (R) 12.05 Teleshopping 2.05-2.20 UTV Rewind YORKSHIRE As ITV except 1.55pm-2.0 Calendar News And Weather 3.59-4.0 Local Weather 6.0-6.30 Calendar 10.30-10.35 Calendar News And Weather TYNE TEES As ITV except 1.55pm-2.0 Tyne Tees And Border News 3.59-4.0 Weather 6.0-6.30 North East Tonight 10.30-10.35 North East Tonight BBC1 NORTH 6.30pm-7.0 Look North 11.3512.15 The Super League Show BBC1 NORTH EAST 6.30pm-7.0 Look North 11.35-12.15 The Super League Show BBC1 NORTH WEST 6.30pm-7.0 North West Tonight 11.35-12.15 The Super League Show BBC1 SCOTLAND 1.30pm-1.40 Reporting Scotland; Weather 6.30-7.0 Reporting Scotland 10.25-10.35 Reporting Scotland; Weather BBC1 WALES 1.30pm-1.40 BBC Wales Today; Weather 6.30-7.0 BBC Wales Today 10.25 BBC Wales Today; Weather 10.35 New Wales 11.05 Citizen Khan 11.35 Gavin & Stacey (R) 12.05 The Lock Up (R) 12.45 Arachnophobia (Frank Marshall, 1990) Comedy horror, starring Je Daniels. 2.30 Weatherview 2.35 Asia Business Report 3.0-3.05 BBC World News BBC1 N IRELAND 1.30pm-1.40 BBC Newsline; Weather 6.30-7.0 BBC Newsline 10.25 BBC Newsline; Weather 10.35 The Farm Fixer 11.05 Citizen Khan 11.35 Gavin & Stacey (R) 12.05-12.15 Waterworld BBC2 SCOTLAND 8.30am Na Braithrean Cuideachail (The Koala Brothers) (R) 8.40 Abadas (R) 8.55-9.0 Luch Is Famh (Mouse And Mole) 10.0-10.30 Burnistoun 11.0 Newsnight Scotland 11.20 James Mays Things You Need To Know 11.50 Toughest Place To Be A Nurse (R) 12.50 Richard Hammonds Crash Course (R) 1.35-2.0 ABC World News With Diane Sawyer

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Radio Monday 3
OClock News 6.30 Just A Minute. With guests Paul Merton, Sue Perkins, Liza Tarbuck and Graham Norton. (5/8) 7.0 6.30 The Chris Moyles Show 10.0 Fearne 6.0 Today 9.0 Amanda Vickery On Men: The Archers 7.15 Front Row. Mark Lawson Cotton 12.45 Newsbeat 1.0 Scott Mills 4.0 The Explorer. Amanda Vickery examines interviews actor Damian Lewis. 7.45 (LW) Greg James 7.0 Zane Lowe 9.0 *Radio the concept of the explorer as the idealised Dissolution. By CJ Sansom, adapted by 1s Stories 10.0 Nick Grimshaw 12.0 Rock man, talking to historian Max Jones about Colin MacDonald. (1/10) 8.0 The Speaker, Show With Daniel P Carter 2.0 Charlie Captain Scott. (5/6) 9.30 Head To Head. Behind The Scenes. Mark DArcy proles Sloth 4.0 Dev Edward Stourton revisits an archive debate John Bercow. 8.30 Crossing Continents: on the subject of the permissive society Gold And Governance In Romania (R) between Malcolm Muggeridge and Bernard (8/9) 9.0 Material World (R) 9.30 Amanda Levin. (4/5) 9.45 (LW) Daily Service 9.45 Vickery On Men: The Explorer (R) (5/6) 88-91 MHz (FM) Book Of The Week Winter Journal. 9.59 Weather 10.0 The World Tonight 6.30 Chris Evans 9.30 Ken Bruce 12.0 By Paul Auster. (1/5) 10.0 Womans Hour 10.45 Book At Bedtime. Sweet Tooth. By Jeremy Vine 2.0 Steve Wright In The 11.0 Journey Of A Lifetime. Traveller Ian McEwan. Abridged and produced by Afternoon 5.0 Simon Mayo 7.0 Paul Jones Jaswinder Jhalli explores the lives of the Christine Hall. (1/10) 11.0 Word Of Mouth 8.0 Jo Whiley 9.30 Big Band Special 10.0 gauchos of Argentina. 11.30 Everyone (R) (7/8) 11.30 Today In Parliament 12.0 Out Of The Shadows 11.0 Jools Holland Quite Likes Justin. Return of the comedy News And Weather 12.30 Book Of The 12.0 Janice Long 2.0 Alex Lester 5.0 starring Anne Reid. (1/6) 12.0 News Week. Winter Journal. By Paul Auster (R) Vanessa Feltz 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast 12.04 You (1/5) 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.0 World And Yours 12.45 The New Elizabethans: Service. World Brieng Tony Blair (56/60) 12.57 Weather 1.0 The World At One 1.45 Coming Out: 90.2-92.4 MHz Daniel. (R) (1/5) 2.0 The Archers (R) 2.15 Digital 6.30 Breakfast. Music, news and the Afternoon Drama. Craven: Looking For 6.0 Sherlock Holmes With Carleton Hobbs occasional surprise, presented by Petroc Mr King. By Amelia Bullmore. DCI Craven 6.30 Rogue Male (11/15) 7.0 Bookcases Trelawny. 9.0 Essential Classics. Including takes on a new case when a body is found (4/4) 7.30 Just A Minute (4/8) 8.0 Beyond the Essential CD of the Week: Anne in a local beauty spot, capturing the Our Ken 8.30 Steptoe And Son (6/8) 9.0 Queelec playing Scarlatti Sonatas. The attention of the media. Starring Maxine Artist of the Week is David Oistrakh and Peake. 3.0 Round Britain Quiz (1/12) 3.30 Clare In The Community (5/6) 9.30 All The Young Dudes (2/6) 10.0 Design For Rob Cowans guest is zoologist Miranda The Food Programme: Mustard. Sheila Murder 11.0 Diving Belles (1/5) 11.15 Krestovniko. 12.0 Composer Of The Dillon explores the decline and reviving Loose Ends 12.0 Beyond Our Ken 12.30 Week: John Adams West Coast. Donald fortunes of British mustard. 4.0 *Mr Steptoe And Son (6/8) 1.0 Sherlock Macleod talks to American composer John Jupitus In The Age Of Steampunk Holmes With Carleton Hobbs 1.30 Rogue Adams (b 1947) every day this week, 4.30 Beyond Belief: Egalitarianism. Male (11/15) 2.0 Ladies Of Letters Log On beginning with an exploration of how (6/9) 5.0 PM. News headlines5.54 (LW) (6/10) 2.15 This Sceptred Isle (196/216) life on the US west coast has inuenced Shipping Forecast 5.57 Weather 6.0 Six 2.30 Book At Beachtime. Arthur And his work. (1/) 12.0 News 1.0 BBC Proms George (1/10) 2.45 Beowulf (1/10) 3.0 Chamber Music: PCM8: Pierre-Laurent Design For Murder 4.0 The 4 OClock Aimard. Live from Londons Cadogan Show 5.0 To The Manor Born (2/10) 5.30 Hall, French pianist Pierre-Laurent Bookcases (4/4) 6.0 Journey Into Space Aimard performs music by Debussy: Les (7/20) 6.30 Brave New World (1/10) soirs illumins par lardeur du charbon, 6.45 Ghost Stories By MR James (1/5) 7.0 lgie Masques and Prludes Book 2. Beyond Our Ken 7.30 Steptoe And Son 2.0 Afternoon On 3: Prom 51: CBSO/ Most of the rst xx album was (6/8) 8.0 Sherlock Holmes With Carleton Nelsons. From the Royal Albert Hall, the reportedly recorded in individual parts Hobbs 8.30 Rogue Male (11/15) 9.0 City of Birmingham Symphony Orchestra the band members communicating Diving Belles (1/5) 9.15 Loose Ends 10.0 perform Glinkas Overture to Ruslan and via iChat, working in the middle of the Comedy Club. Just A Minute (4/8) 10.30 Lyudmila, a new work by Emily Howard night. The group reveal the process Clare In The Community (5/6) 11.0 Chain and Shostakovichs Symphony No 7. behind making the follow-up to their Reaction (6/6) 11.30 Micky Flanagan: (R) 4.30 In Tune. Sean Raerty talks to Mercury-winning debut (out next What Chance Change? (4/4) 12.0 Journey conductor David Robertson and members week) in Radio 1s Stories (9pm, R1). Into Space (7/20) 12.30 Brave New World of the St Louis Symphony Orchestra. Huw Stephens, granted intermittent (1/10) 12.45 Ghost Stories By MR James 6.30 Composer Of The Week: John (1/5) 1.0 Sherlock Holmes With Carleton access over the past two years, tells Adams West Coast. (R) (1/) 7.30 BBC Hobbs 1.30 Rogue Male (11/15) 2.0 the story. Proms 2012: Prom 70. Suzy Klein and Clare In The Community (5/6) 2.30 All Fascinated by typewriters working Kirsty Young present a celebrity concert The Young Dudes (2/6) 3.0 Design For with iMacs? Smartphones made to celebrate 70 years of Radio 4s Desert Murder 4.0 Diving Belles (1/5) 4.15 Loose of brass? Mr Jupitus In The Age Island Discs. Keith Lockhart conducts the Of Steampunk (4pm, R4) is the Ends 5.0 To The Manor Born (2/10) 5.30 BBC Concert Orchestra. 10.0 The Lebrecht programme for you, as Phill Jupitus Bookcases (4/4) Interview: John Adams 10.45 The Essay: goes back to the future. NI The Music Appreciation Movement. Richard Witts explains the ambitions and idiosyncrasies of the early-20th 693, 909 kHz century Music Appreciation movement, 6.0 5 Live Breakfast 10.0 Phil Williams beginning by discussing the work of its 12.0 5 Live Sport: Paralympics 2.0 Sam British pioneer Percy Scholes. (R) (1/4) Walker 4.0 5 Live Drive 7.0 5 Live Sport: 11.0 Jazz On 3: Collider In Session. New The Monday Night Club 9.0 5 Live Sport rock-improv quartet Collider in session, 9.30 5 Live Sport: The Tuers And featuring Leeds-based musicians Chris Vaughan Cricket Show 10.30 Tony Livesey Sharkey, Matthew Bourne, Dave Kane and 1.0 Up All Night 5.0 Morning Reports 5.30 Chris Bussey. 12.30 Through The Night. Wake Up To Money Including music by Monteverdi.

Radio 1

Radio 4

97.6-99.8 MHz

92.4-94.6 MHz; 198kHz

Radio 2

Radio 3

Radio 4 Extra

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Tuesday 4 Television
BBC1
6.0 Breakfast (T) 9.15 Rip O 6.0 Britain (T) 10.0 Homes Under The Hammer (T) (R) 10.58 BBC News; Weather (T) 11.0 Escape To The Country (T) 11.45 Cash In The Attic (T) (R) 12.13 BBC News; Weather (T) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T) (R) 1.0 BBC News; Weather (T) 1.30 Regional News And Weather (T) 1.40 Doctors (T) 2.10 Only Fools And Horses (T) (R) 3.05 CBBC Marrying Mum And Dad (T) (R) 3.35 Splatalot (T) (R) 4.0 Shaun The Sheep (T) (R) 4.10 Wingin It (T) (R) 4.30 Trade Your Way To The USA (T) (R) 5.0 Newsround (T) 5.15 Pointless (T)

BBC2
CBeebies Guess With Jess (R) 6.10 Louie (R) 6.20 Wibbly Pig (R) 6.30 64 Zoo Lane (R) 6.40 Chuggington (R) 6.50 Rastamouse (R) 7.0 CBBC. Barney (R) 7.30 League Of Super Evil (R) 7.40 Leon (R) 7.45 Frankensteins Cat (R) 8.0 Whats New Scooby-Doo? (R) 8.25 CBeebies. Nina And The Neurons (R) 8.45 Baby Jake (R) 9.0 Tinga Tinga Tales (R) 9.10 Uki (R) 9.20 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion (R) 9.30 The Large Family (R) 9.40 The Koala Brothers (R) 9.50 Dirtgirlworld (R) 10.05 Kerwhizz (R) 10.30 Driver Dans Story Train (R) 10.40 Waybuloo (R) 11.0 In The Night Garden (R) 11.30 News (T) 12.0 Daily Politics (T) 1.0 My Life In Books (R) 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy (R) 2.15 Weakest Link (R) 3.0 Wanted Down Under (R) 3.45 Hairy Bikers Best Of British (R) 4.30 Flog It! (T) 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R) 6.0

ITV1
Daybreak (T) 8.30 Lorraine (T) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T) 10.30 This Morning (T) 12.30 Loose Women (T) 1.30 ITV News And Weather (T) 1.55 Local News/ Weather (T) 2.0 Dickinsons Real Deal (T) (R) 3.0 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (T) 3.59 Local Weather (T) 4.0 My Tasty Travels With Lynda Bellingham (T) 5.0 The Chase (T)

6.00

6.0 6.30 7.0 7.30

BBC News (T) Weather Regional News Programmes (T) The One Show (T) EastEnders (T) Kat panics after realising she has left evidence of her aair in the Vic. BBC News; Regional News Holby City Im Sticking With You (T) Mo and Jac are divided over a medical dilemma involving a Jehovahs Witness *Accused Tinas Story (T) Anna Maxwell Martin stars as an ocer in a young oenders institution who falls victim to a terrible crime, prompting her to take the law into her own hands.

6.0 Eggheads (T) 6.30 Celebrity MasterChef (T) Zoe Salmon, Cheryl Baker, Danny Mills and Richard McCourt face a masscatering challenge. 7.0 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (T) Fiona Phillips and Richard Madeley hunt for antiques and valuables. 8.0 The Great British Bake O Desserts (T) Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood assess the contestants on their crme caramel skills. *The Midwives Bringing Home Baby (T) Three community midwives care for women. Last in the series.

6.0 Local News (T) Weather 6.30 ITV News And Weather (T) 7.0 Emmerdale (T) Amy decides to leave the village to get away from Kerry. 7.30 Youve Been Framed! (T) (R)

8.00

8.0

8.0

9.0

9.0

9.0

*Unforgettable: The Sweeney (T) Documentary looking back at the hard-hitting 1970s police drama, which starred John Thaw and Dennis Waterman. A Mothers Son (T) Part two of two. Rosies distress aects her family life, while David fears their son Jamie may have fallen under the inuence of a violent dropout. Drama, starring Hermione Norris.

10.00

10.0 BBC News (T) 10.25 Regional News And Weather (T) National Lottery Update 10.35 The Lock Up (T) Documentary following the work of ocers in the custody suite of a police station. 11.15 Citizen Khan (T) (R) 11.45 Forces Of Nature (Bronwen Hughes, 1999) (T) Romantic comedy, starring Sandra Bullock and Ben Aeck. Weatherview 1.30 Sign Zone Toughest Place To Be A Miner (T) (R) 2.30 Countryle Summer Special (T) (R) 3.30 Horizon: Eat, Fast And Live Longer (T) (R) 4.30 BBC News HARDtalk (T) 5.0 BBC News (T) 5.30 World Business Report (T) 5.45 BBC News (T)

10.0 The Rob Brydon Show (T) With Ronan Keating, Jason Manford and Neil Morrissey. 10.30 Newsnight (T) 11.20 Iceland Erupts: A Volcano Live Special (T) Kate Humble travels to Iceland to learn how the countrys scientists monitor and manage its most dangerous volcanos. 12.20 BBC News (T) 12.30 Hardtalk (T) 1.0 Newsday (T) 1.30 Asia Business Report (T) 1.45 Sport Today (T) 2.0 BBC World News (T) 2.30 Asia Business Report (T) 2.45 Sport Today (T) 3.0 BBC World News (T) 3.30 Asia Business Report (T) 3.45 Sport Today (T) 4.0 BBC Learning Zone. Schools: Empire (T) 5.0 Schools: True Stories (T)

10.0 ITV News At Ten And Weather (T) 10.30 Local News/Weather (T) You, Me And Dupree 10.35 (Anthony Russo, Joe Russo, 2006) (T) A thirtysomething jobless layabout moves in with his newlywed best friend who comes to regret his act of hospitality. Comedy, starring Owen Wilson, Matt Dillon and Kate Hudson. 12.35 Jackpot247 3.0 Golden Balls (T) (R) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News (T)

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Television Tuesday 4
Channel 4
6.05 Paralympic Games 2012 6.0 Tonight (T) (R) 7.0 Paralympic Games Breakfast Show (T) 9.15 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Live coverage of the sixth morning of the Games, including swimming, athletics, equestrian and vea-side football 12.0 Channel 4 News Midday Summary (T) 12.05 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Featuring the latest athletics events on day six at the Olympic Stadium, including the seminals of the mens T12 400m and T11 200m. 1.0 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012(T) Georgie Bingham and Arthur Williams present the early afternoon coverage on day six at the London 2012 Paralympics, featuring wheelchair basketball and equestrian. 4.20 Come Dine With Me (T) 4.55 The Simpsons (T) (R) 5.25 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Coverage of the rst swimming nals of the day

Channel 5
Milkshake! Thomas & Friends (T) (R) 6.10 The WotWots (T) (R) 6.20 City Of Friends (T) (R) 6.30 Jelly Jamm (T) 6.45 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 6.50 Big School (T) (R) 7.0 Little Princess (T) (R) 7.10 Ben And Hollys Little Kingdom (T) (R) 7.20 The Mr Men Show (T) (R) 7.35 Thomas & Friends (T) (R) 7.45 Make Way For Noddy (T) (R) 8.0 Fi And The Flowertots (T) (R) 8.15 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 8.25 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 8.30 Roary The Racing Car (T) (R) 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas (T) 9.0 Abbys Flying Fairy School (T) (R) 9.15 The Wright Stu 11.10 Robsons Extreme Fishing Challenge (T) (R) 12.05 The Family Recipe (T) (R) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (T) 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother (T) (R) 1.15 Home And Away (T) 1.45 Neighbours (T) 2.15 CSI (T) (R) 3.15 Love Will Keep Us Together (Bradford May, 2010) (T) 5.0 5 News At 5 (T) 5.30 Neighbours (T) (R)

pick of the day

Unforgettable: The Sweeney 8pm, ITV1

6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.0 Channel 4 News (T) 7.30 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 TONIGHT (T) Concluding coverage on day six, featuring athletics, swimming and wheelchair basketball.

6.0

Home And Away (T) (R) Natalie starts to see another side to Dannys personality. 6.30 5 News At 6.30 (T) 7.0 Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads Dead Mans Canyon (T) (R) Lisa Kelly and GW Boles negotiate the Peruvian Andes. 8.0 9.0 Worlds Craziest Police Pursuits 3 (T) Person Of Interest Cura Te Ipsum (T) The machine directs Reese toward Megan Tillman, a hard-working doctor who is seemingly devoted to her job but he discovers she is leading a dangerous double life.

Were the Sweeney, son, and we havent had any dinner. Flashback to the 1970s, when a young John Thaw was the Guvnor with the oneliners, a younger Dennis Waterman was DS Carter, his partner, and they would both charge around London in a Ford Consul nicking villains. The Sweeney was hard-hitting, violent TV for the time, and realistic in that the coppers were willing to bend the law and were quick with their sts. This documentary looking back at the series features Waterman, Thaws widow Sheila Hancock and Ray Winstone, who stars in the upcoming big-screen adaptation. MS

Accused 9pm, BBC1


Accused winds up its four parts with a characteristically grim tale following events in a young oenders institution. The suicide of an unstable inmate (Robert Sheehan) leads to an enquiry in which two prison ocers (Ewen Bremner; Anna Maxwell Martin) back each others stories in order to cover up their negligence. The leads are excellent, while the returning John Bishop continues to show his versatility. JR

10.0 Celebrity Big Brother (T) A 10.30 The Last Leg With Adam Hills chance to catch up with the (T) The comedian presents an latest action as the nal week alternative review of the days of the contest continues, and Paralympics action. the celebrities get ready for 11.15 Rude Tube: Rude Tunes (T) (R) Wednesday nights eviction. 12.20 Seven Dwarves: The Wedding (T) (R) 1.15 KOTV Boxing Weekly: 11.0 Celebrity Big Brothers Bit On The Side (T) Emma Willis Paulie Malignaggi v Vyacheslav presents the CBB companion Senchenko (T) 1.45 Sailing: show, including celebrity Americas Cup Discovered (T) 2.15 guests thoughts on the latest International Volleyball (T) 3.10 developments and behind-theThe Grid (T) 3.35 Ironman 2012 scenes insights. (T) 4.0 Brief Encounters Of The 12.0 Banged Up Abroad: Barbados Sporting Mind: Kick Boxing (T) (R) 4.10 FIA GT1 Championship: (T) (R) 1.0 SuperCasino 3.55 2012 Moscow Russia: Round Seven HouseBusters (T) (R) 4.20 House (T) 5.05 British Formula Ford Doctor: Portishead (T) (R) 4.45 Championship: 2012 Snetterton Michaelas Wild Challenge (T) (R) (T) (R) 5.30 Brief Encounters Of 5.10 Wildlife SOS (T) (R) 5.35 The Sporting Mind: Sheepdog (T) Wildlife SOS (T) (R) (R) 5.40 Freshly Squeezed (T) 1-7 Sep 2012

The Midwives 9pm, BBC2


Like the equally gripping 24 Hours In A&E, The Midwives understands that pointing cameras at genuine medical drama rarely fails to deliver compelling television. This nal episode of this series follows the midwives into the homes of new parents to make sure theyre feeding and clothing their children correctly. The admiration one might already have felt for the midwives swells further as they patiently counsel parents struggling with responsibility, as in cases like those confronted tonight, where the mother is alone, or they speak the language hesitantly, or have disappeared entirely. AM

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Tuesday 4 Digital Television


Freeview
BBC3
7.0pm Total Wipeout 8.0 Snog, Marry, Avoid? 9.0 Dont Tell The Bride: Adam & Lydia. A groom with a history of reckless spending plans his wedding. 10.0 Bad Education: School Trip. The teachers take their pupils on eld trips. 10.30 EastEnders 11.0 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.30 Bad Education 1.0 Dont Tell The Bride 2.0 Snog, Marry, Avoid? 3.0 Our War Extreme Parental Guidance 10.05 Ugly Betty 11.0 Desperate Housewives 12.0 Scrubs 12.30 Hollyoaks 1.0 How I Met Your Mother 2.0 The Big Bang Theory 3.0 Rules Of Engagement 4.0 Ugly Betty 5.0 How I Met Your Mother 6.0 The Big Bang Theory 7.0 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.0 New Girl 9.30 *Suburgatory 10.0 Dont Trust The B**** In Apartment 23 11.0 The Cleveland Show 11.30 The Ricky Gervais Show 12.0 The Big Bang Theory 1.0 Scrubs 1.30 How I Met Your Mother 1.55 Rules Of Engagement 2.20 Desperate Housewives 3.0 90210 3.40 Smallville 4.25 Switched Order: UK 12.05 Agatha Christies Poirot 1.10 Cracker 2.05 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30 Teleshopping

ITV4
6.0am Film File 6.10 The Professionals 7.0 Batman 7.30 Batman 7.55 Police, Camera, Action! 8.30 Police, Camera, Action! 8.55 The Fall Guy 9.55 The Saint 11.0 Cycling 12.0 Worlds Wildest Police Videos 12.55 Police, Camera, Action! 1.20 Police, Camera, Action! 1.50 The Saint 2.50 The Fall Guy 3.55 Batman 4.25 Batman 5.0 Motorsport UK 6.0 Worlds Wildest Police Videos 6.45 Every Which Way But Loose (1978) 9.0 Manhunter (1986) 11.25 Monty Pythons The Meaning Of Life (1983) 1.35 The Saint 2.35 Police, Camera, Action! 3.0 Teleshopping

BBC4
7.0pm World News Today 7.0 Weather 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys: Batley To Sheeld. A 19th-century recycling industry in the textile town of Batley. 8.0 The Last Explorers: Thomas Blake Glover 9.0 The Man Who Discovered Egypt 10.0 Jet! When Britain Ruled The Skies: The Shape Of Things To Come 11.0 Madness On Wheels: Rallyings Craziest Years 12.0 Inspector Montalbano: Equal Time. A mans murder signies the beginning of a new Maa war. 1.40 Great British Railway Journeys: Batley To Sheeld 2.10 The Last Explorers: Thomas Blake Glover

5USA
6.0am Teleshopping 12.0 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12.25 CSI: NY 1.30 Jane Doe: The Wrong Face (2005) 3.15 Shark 4.15 NYC: Tornado Terror (2008) 6.0 Shark 6.55 Inside Hollywood 7.0 CSI: NY 9.0 The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) 11.25 True Justice 12.20 Steven Seagal: Lawman 12.50 Inside Hollywood

S4C Digital
7.0am Cyw Holi Hana 7.10 Tomos Ai Ffrindiau 7.25 Cwpwrdd Cadi 7.35 123 7.50 Peppa 8.0 Marcaroni 8.15 Octonots 8.25 Bla Bla Blewog 8.40 Nodi 9.0 Bibi Bel 9.05 Sali Mali 9.10 Darllen Da Fi 9.20 Pelen Hud 9.30 Mwncin Dweud Mwncin Gwneud 9.40 Oli Dan Y Don 9.55 Meees 10.05 Wm 10.15 F-F Ai Ffrindiau 10.30 Bob Y Bildar 10.40 Pingu 10.45 Y Teulu Mawr 11.0 Nodi 11.10 Bach A Mawr 11.25 Cwm Rhyd Y Rhosyn 11.30 Dwdlam 11.45 Ben A Mali Au Byd Bach O Hud 12.0 Pentre Bach 12.15 Octonots 12.25 Wm 12.35 Peppa 12.40 Sam Tan 1.0 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 1.05 Heno 1.30 Ffermio 2.0 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 3.0 Cyw Igi, Tigi, Bip A Bop 3.30 Cwm Rhyd Y Rhosyn 3.35 Bach A Mawr 3.50 Ben A Mali Au Byd Bach O Hud 4.05 Ribidires 4.20 Wm 4.30 Awr Fawr Cyw 5.30 Stwnsh Ir Eithaf 6.0 Sgorio 6.10 PNawn Da Bawb 6.20 Ffeil 6.30 Pobol Y Cwm 6.30 Penawdau Newyddion 7.0 Heno 7.30 Newyddion Ar Tywydd 7.55 Calon 8.0 Pobol Y Cwm 8.25 Sion A Sian 8.55 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 9.0 Doctor Doctor 9.30 Tair Chwaer 10.30 Straeon Tafarn 10.55 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 11.05 Sgorio 12.10 Diwedd

More4
8.55am Secret Location 10.0 Four In A Bed 10.35 A Place In The Sun 11.10 Only The Valiant (1951) 1.15 Time Team 2.20 Time Team 3.20 Deal Or No Deal 4.20 Paralympic Games 2012 5.25 Come Dine With Me 6.25 Paralympic Games 2012 7.30 Gok Cooks Chinese 8.0 Grand Designs 9.0 Secret Eaters 10.05 Coppers 11.05 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 12.15 Secret Eaters 1.15 Coppers 2.20 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 3.30 Gok Cooks Chinese

CBBC
7.0am Arthur 7.25 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 7.40 Newsround 7.45 Deadly Top 10; Newsround 8.20 Wingin It 8.45 Bear Behaving Badly 9.05 Danis House 9.35 Dick n Dom Go Wild 10.05 Ed And Ouchos Excellent Inventions 10.30 Me And My Monsters 10.55 Hotel Trubble 11.25 OOglies 11.40 Trapped 12.10 Little Howards Big Question 12.35 I Want My Own Room 1.05 The Legend Of Dick & Dom 1.35 Copycats 2.0 Bear Behaving Badly 2.25 Dick n Dom Go Wild 2.55 Deadly 60 Bites 3.0 Arthur 3.10 Shaun The Sheep; Newsround 3.20 Pet Squad; Shaun The Sheep Championsheeps 3.35 Dennis And Gnasher 3.45 League Of Super Evil 4.0 The Scooby-Doo Show; Newsround 4.30 Goodbye Year Six 5.0 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 5.15 Stepping Up 5.45 The Sarah Jane Adventures 6.15 Cop School 6.45 Shaun The Sheep; Newsround

ITV2
6.0am Emmerdale 6.25 Coronation Street 7.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 8.05 Judge Judy 9.25 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 10.15 The Real Housewives Of New York City 11.10 Judge Judy 12.0 Emmerdale 12.30 Coronation Street 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 The Real Housewives Of New York City 5.30 Judge Judy 6.0 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.0 Super Tiny Animals 8.0 Youve Been Framed Rides Again! 9.0 Hells Kitchen USA 10.0 Total Recall (1990) 12.20 Olly: Life On Murs 1.20 Coronation Street 2.15 Teleshopping 5.45 ITV2 Nightscreen

Dave
7.0am Radical Highs 7.10 Dragons Den 8.0 Bush Pilots 9.0 Fifth Gear 11.0 Bush Pilots 12.0 Dragons Den 1.0 Top Gear 3.0 Bush Pilots 4.0 Top Gear 5.0 Top Gear Botswana Special 6.0 Top Gear 7.0 Bush Pilots 8.0 Ray Mears Northern Wilderness 9.0 QI XL 10.0 Have I Got A Bit More News For You 11.0 Mock The Week 11.40 The Armstrong & Miller Show 12.20 QI XL 1.20 Have I Got A Bit More News For You 2.05 Bang Goes The Theory 2.30 Banzai

Film
Film4
11.0am Written On The Wind (1956) 1.0 Cry Havoc (1943) 2.55 First Men In The Moon (1964) 4.55 Cocoon (1985) 7.10 Bedazzled (2000) 9.0 Dear John (2010) 11.10 Chain Reaction (1996) 1.15 Monsoon Wedding (2001)

ITV3
6.0am Heartbeat 6.55 Upstairs, Downstairs 8.0 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 9.0 The Store 10.0 On The Buses 10.30 Agatha Christies Marple 12.40 Heartbeat 1.45 Hamish Macbeth 2.55 Murder, She Wrote 3.55 On The Buses 4.25 Heartbeat 5.25 Downton Abbey 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Wyclie 9.0 The John Thaw Story 10.0 Above Suspicion: Silent Scream 11.0 Law &

Sky Movies Family


6.30am Kung Fu Panda 2 Family Show Special 6.50 3 Times A Charm (2011) 8.40 The Rugrats In Paris: The Movie (2000) 10.05 Spy Kids 4: All The Time In The World (2011) 11.40 Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2

E4
6.0am Switched 6.25 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance 7.20 One Tree Hill 8.05 Rules Of Engagement 9.0 Jo Frost:

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Digital Television Tuesday 4


Premiere Special 12.10 Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004) 2.35 The Rugrats In Paris: The Movie (2000) 4.0 Spy Kids 4: All The Time In The World (2011) 5.35 Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004) 8.0 Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010) 10.25 Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011) 12.45 3 Times A Charm (2011) 2.35 Hey Arnold! The Movie (2002) 4.0 Cheaper By The Dozen (1950) 5.30 Toy Story 3 Family Show Special 4.0 Deadliest Catch 5.0 Auction Kings 6.0 Mythbusters 7.0 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 8.0 How Do They Do It? 9.0 Gold Rush Special 10.0 Gold Divers 11.0 American Chopper: Senior Versus Junior 12.0 Gold Rush Special 1.0 Gold Divers 2.0 Auction Kings 3.0 American Chopper: Senior Versus Junior 3.50 Wheeler Dealers 4.40 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 5.30 Destroyed In Seconds

pick of the day

Voices Of A Generation 8pm, Sky Arts 1


In which actor/knight Michael Gambon discusses his career. Born in Dublin, Gambon trained as a tool-maker, then discovered his vocation after joining an amateur theatre group. A key break came when Laurence Olivier invited him to join the National Theatre for its rst season. Much of the rest of what follows is more familiar TV stardom, his turn as a mobster in The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover and twinkle-eyed mentordom as Dumbledore in the Harry Potter icks but no less worth hearing about. JW

FX
8.0am Farscape 10.0 Law & Order 12.0 NCIS 2.0 Leverage 3.0 The Defenders 4.0 Law & Order 6.0 Leverage 7.0 NCIS 9.0 *Falling Skies 10.0 Leverage 11.0 Family Guy 12.0 American Dad! 1.0 King Of The Hill 2.0 The Defenders 3.0 Dexter 4.05 King Of The Hill 5.0 Teleshopping

Sky Movies Indie


8.0am City Island (2009) 10.0 The Illusionist (2010) 11.30 Bright Young Things (2003) 1.30 The Tree Of Life (2011) 4.0 13 Assassins (2010) 6.15 Everything Must Go (2010) 8.0 Bright Young Things (2003) 10.0 The Tree Of Life (2011) 12.20 Super (2010) 2.0 Winters Bone (2010) 3.45 Puncture (2011)

G.O.L.D.
6.0am Bread 6.30 The Brittas Empire 7.0 Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? 7.40 Bread 8.20 Sykes 9.0 To The Manor Born 9.40 The Good Life 10.20 Keeping Up Appearances 11.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 12.20 The Green Green Grass 1.0 Yes Minister 1.40 Yes Minister 3.0 To The Manor Born 3.40 The Good Life 4.20 Keeping Up Appearances 5.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 5.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 6.20 The Green Green Grass 7.0 Yes Minister 7.40 Yes Minister 9.0 Blackadder II 9.40 Blackadder II 10.20 The Royle Family 11.0 Gimme Gimme Gimme 11.40 The Black Adder 12.30 Blackadder II 1.05 Blackadder II 1.35 The Royle Family 2.05 Gimme Gimme Gimme 2.35 Cr*pston Villas 2.50 Rex The Runt

Sky Movies Premiere


10.0am Win Win (2011) 12.0 Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (2011) 2.0 Brave Special 2.30 The Art Of Getting By (2011) 4.0 Battleeld America (2012) 6.0 Win Win (2011) 8.0 Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (2011) 9.45 Shark Night (2011) 11.15 Four (2011) 12.45 Shark Night (2011)

Falling Skies 9pm, FX

TCM
6.30am Gunsmoke 7.30 The High Chaparral 8.30 Cast A Giant Shadow (1966) 11.15 The Fighting Lawman (1953) 12.45 Gunsmoke 1.50 The High Chaparral 3.0 Ben-Hur (1959) 6.55 Phone Call From A Stranger (1952) 9.0 16 Blocks (2006) 10.55 Blown Away (1994) 1.15 16 Blocks (2006) 3.05 Rumor Has It (2005) 5.0 Phone Call From A Stranger (1952)

National Geographic
6.0am Teleshopping 6.30 Teleshopping 7.0 Teleshopping 7.30 Teleshopping 8.0 Air Crash Investigation 9.0 Ancient X Files 10.0 The Tallest Towers 11.0 Building The Empire State 12.0 Bloody Tales Of The Tower 1.0 The Truth Behind 2.0 Rome Revealed 3.0 World War II: The Apocalypse 4.0 Air Crash Investigation 5.0 Full Force Nature 5.30 Full Force Nature 6.0 9/11: I Was There 7.0 Area 51: I Was There 8.0 Air Crash Investigation 9.0 Air Crash Investigation 10.0 Air Crash Investigation 11.0 Air Crash Investigation 12.0 Air Crash Investigation 1.0 Air Crash Investigation 2.0 Teleshopping 2.30 Teleshopping 3.0 Rome Revealed 3.45 World War II: The Apocalypse 4.30 Air Crash Investigation 5.15 Bloody Tales Of The Tower

Satellite & Cable


Comedy Central
8.0am Two And A Half Men 9.0 Friends 11.0 Two And A Half Men 12.0 Friends 1.0 Scrubs 2.0 Two And A Half Men 4.0 Scrubs 5.0 Friends 6.0 Two And A Half Men 7.0 Rules Of Engagement 8.0 Friends 9.0 Whitney 9.30 Two And A Half Men 10.0 Michael McIntyres Comedy Roadshow 11.0 Threesome 12.0 South Park 1.0 Two And A Half Men 2.0 Comedy Central At The Comedy Store 2.30 30 Rock 2.55 The King Of Queens 3.20 The King Of Queens 3.45 Frasier 4.10 Everybody Loves Raymond 5.0 Teleshopping

Season nale time, and while this rather uneven shows future is still uncertain, they certainly gave it their best shot, leaving us with something that improved as it went on. While theres still dialogue that clunks and far too many contrived plot turns, the rebel factions both human and skitter have made everything much more interesting. Was it too little too late, though? In this nal episode, more about the alien masterplan is uncovered, a weakness in their chain of command is spotted and, in a rare upbeat moment, Tom and Dr Anne receive good news. PON

Suburgatory 9.30pm, E4
Its Thanksgiving in Suburgatory but, predictably, the spirit of the season has deserted Tessa, who is far from relishing the prospect of spending her holiday in the ever-so twee Chatswin. So she tricks the preening Dallas Royce (Curb Your Enthusiasms Cheryl) into taking her into Manhattan for lunch, where she nds her father George in a compromising position. The stage is set for a showdown at the Royce familys culturally insensitive celebration lunch. The mix of the strangely surreal and the standard sitcom zingers sits a little uncomfortably, but there are still ashes of inspiration. BA

Syfy
6.0am Smallville 7.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 8.0 Teleshopping 11.0 Smallville 12.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 1.0 A Town Called Eureka 2.0 Human Target 3.0 Category 7: The End Of The World 5.0 Almighty Thor (2011) 7.0 A Town Called Eureka 8.0 Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) 10.10 Black Forest (2012) 12.0 Other Side

Discovery
6.0am Raging Planet 7.0 How Do They Do It? 7.30 How Its Made 8.0 Auction Kings 9.0 American Chopper: Senior Versus Junior 10.0 Wheeler Dealers 11.0 Mythbusters 12.0 American Guns 1.0 The Bible: A History 2.0 Greatest Tank Battles 3.0 The First World War

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Tuesday 4 Digital Television


(2011) 1.50 The Almighty Johnsons 2.50 The Almighty Johnsons 3.50 Human Target 5.0 Smallville

Sky Arts 1
6.0am Hay Sessions 2010 7.0 Hay Sessions 2012 8.0 In Condence 9.0 Paul Smith: Maximising Britishness 10.0 Spectacle: Elvis Costello 11.0 The Beatles In Washington DC 11.25 Led Zeppelin 12.0 The Ronnie Wood Show 1.0 Artland USA 2.0 Paul Smith: Maximising Britishness 3.0 In Condence 4.0 The Beatles In Washington DC 4.25 Led Zeppelin 5.0 The Ronnie Wood Show 6.0 Songbook 7.0 Tim Marlow On Damien Hirst 8.0 *Voices Of A Generation 9.0 Kate Moss! Creating An Icon 10.0 Eric Clapton: Live In California 11.15 The Stones In The Park 12.15 Voices Of A Generation 1.15 The Beatles In Washington DC 1.40 Beat Beat Beat 2.0 Kate Moss! Creating An Icon 3.0 Prisoners Of War 4.0 In Condence 5.0 The Book Show

League Of Their Own 9.0 Strike Back: Vengeance 10.0 Airplane II: The Sequel (1982) 11.40 The Top Ten Show 11.50 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance 12.50 Road Wars 1.50 Sun, Sea And A&E 2.45 Lie To Me 3.40 Lie To Me 4.35 Airline 5.05 Sell Me The Answer

ESPN
6.0am ESPN Game Of The Week 6.30 Premier League Review 7.30 ESPN Kicks: Serie A 7.45 ESPN Kicks: Scottish Football 8.0 ESPN FC Press Pass 8.30 Serie A Review 9.0 Australian Football International 2012 10.0 American Football 1.0 Premiership Rugby Union 2.0 ESPN FC Press Pass 2.30 Premier League Review 3.30 Bundesliga Review Show 4.45 ESPN Kicks: Serie A 5.0 ESPN Kicks: Scottish Football 5.15 French Ligue 1 Review 6.15 ESPN FC Press Pass 6.45 ESPN Kicks: Premier League 7.0 FA WSL Review Show 7.45 Eredivisie Review Show 8.45 Bundesliga Review Show 10.0 ESPN Kicks: Premier League 10.15 French Ligue 1 Review 11.15 ESPN Kicks: Serie A 11.30 ESPN FC Press Pass 12.0 30 For 30 1.0 30 For 30 2.0 30 For 30 3.0 30 For 30 4.0 30 For 30 5.0 Planet Speed 5.30 ESPN FC Press Pass

Sky Living
6.0am Nothing To Declare 6.30 Nothing To Declare 7.0 Maury 8.0 Americas Next Top Model 9.0 Jerry Springer 10.0 Nothing To Declare 10.30 Nothing To Declare 11.0 Passport Patrol 11.30 Passport Patrol 12.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.0 Criminal Minds 3.0 Criminal Minds 4.0 Passport Patrol 4.30 Passport Patrol 5.0 Nothing To Declare 5.30 Nothing To Declare 6.0 Sing Date 6.30 Sing Date 7.0 Criminal Minds 8.0 Cougar Town 8.30 Gates 9.0 Styled To Rock 10.0 Criminal Minds 11.0 Bones 12.0 Gates 12.30 Styled To Rock 1.25 Supernatural 2.15 Medium 3.05 Medium 3.55 Bones 4.45 Americas Next Top Model 5.35 Passport Patrol

Sky Sports 1
6.0am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.0 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.0 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.0 Irish Football 10.30 Netbusters 11.0 SPL Round-Up 11.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 12.30 Netbusters 1.0 SPL Round-Up 1.30 Irish Football 3.0 SPL Round-Up 3.30 Netbusters 4.0 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 5.0 Football Asia 5.30 Premier League Review 6.30 Revista De La Liga 7.30 Live Johnstones Paint Trophy Football 10.0 Revista De La Liga 11.0 Premier League Review 12.0 Johnstones Paint Trophy Football 1.30 Footballs Greatest 2.0 Football Asia 2.30 Revista De La Liga 3.30 Premier League Review 4.30 Johnstones Paint Trophy Football

Sky Atlantic
6.0am The X Files 7.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.0 Star Trek: Voyager 9.0 ER 10.0 House 11.0 The X Files 12.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 1.0 Star Trek: Voyager 2.0 ER 3.0 House 4.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 5.0 Star Trek: Voyager 6.0 ER 7.0 House 8.0 Friday Night Lights 9.0 The Petrol Age 10.0 The Newsroom 11.20 Mad Men 12.20 The Sopranos 1.35 The Newsroom 2.50 Blue Bloods 3.50 Blue Bloods 4.50 Blue Bloods: Meet The Characters 5.0 The X Files

Watch
6.05am Good Chef, Bad Chef 6.30 Total Wipeout USA 7.15 Robin Hood 8.0 Covert Aairs 9.0 The Bill 10.0 The Bill 11.0 My Family 12.0 Doctor Who 1.0 Doctor Who 2.0 Total Wipeout USA 3.0 Robin Hood 4.0 Doctor Who 5.0 Doctor Who 6.0 My Family 7.0 Bondi Rescue 7.30 Bondi Rescue 8.0 Doctor Who 9.0 A Gifted Man 10.0 Expedition Impossible 11.0 Too Fat For 15: Fighting Back 12.0 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps 12.40 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps 1.20 Torchwood 2.15 Total Wipeout USA

Sky1
6.0am Dont Forget The Lyrics 7.0 Oops TV 8.0 Stargate SG-1 9.0 Stargate SG-1 10.0 Lie To Me 11.0 Lie To Me 12.0 Oops TV 1.0 Stargate SG-1 2.0 Stargate SG-1 3.0 Modern Family 3.30 The Middle 4.0 Modern Family 4.30 The Middle 5.0 A League Of Their Own 5.30 Futurama 6.0 The Simpsons 6.30 Futurama 7.0 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.0 A

Sky Sports 2

Sport
British Eurosport
7.30am MotoGP 8.30 British Superbikes 9.30 World Superbikes 10.30 Ultra Trail 11.0 Cycling: Vuelta A Espaa 12.0 US Open Tennis 4.0 Live US Open Tennis. Coverage of the womens singles match.

6.0am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.0 WWE: Afterburn 8.0 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 9.0 PGA Tour Golf 12.0 European Tour Golf 1.0 US Open Tennis 4.0 Live US Open Tennis 10.0 Ringside 11.0 Countdown To The Ryder Cup 11.30 LGU Golf Monthly 12.0 Live US Open Tennis

Terrestrial variations
ANGLIA As ITV BORDER As ITV CENTRAL As ITV WESTCOUNTRY As ITV GRANADA As ITV GRAMPIAN As ITV except 8.0-9.0 STV Appeal 2012: The Big Challenge 10.30 Scotland Tonight 11.05 The Cube (R) 12.0 In Plain Sight (R) 12.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 1.405.30 ITV Nightscreen ITV1 WEST As ITV ITV1 WALES As ITV1 West MERIDIAN As ITV CHANNEL As Meridian except 1.55pm-2.0 Channel News And Weather 3.59-4.0 Channel Weather 6.0-6.30 Channel Report 10.3010.35 Channel News And Weather 12.35 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Emergency (R) 1.25 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime (R) 2.15-3.0 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime (R) SCOTTISH As ITV except 8.0-9.0 STV Appeal 2012: The Big Challenge 10.30 Scotland Tonight 11.05 The Cube (R) 12.0 In Plain Sight (R) 12.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 1.40-5.30 ITV Nightscreen ULSTER As ITV except 7.59-8.0 UTV Live Update 8.59-9.0 UTV Live Update 10.30 UTV Live Tonight 11.05 The Enforcer (James Fargo, 1976) Crime thriller sequel, starring Clint Eastwood. 12.50 Teleshopping 2.50-3.0 UTV Rewind (R) YORKSHIRE As ITV except 1.55pm-2.0 Calendar News And Weather 3.59-4.0 Local Weather 6.0-6.30 Calendar 10.30-10.35 Calendar News And Weather TYNE TEES As ITV except 1.55pm-2.0 Tyne Tees And Border News 3.59-4.0 Weather 6.06.30 North East Tonight 10.30-10.35 North East Tonight BBC1 NORTH 6.30pm-7.0 Look North BBC1 NORTH EAST 6.30pm-7.0 Look North BBC1 NORTH WEST 6.30pm-7.0 North West Tonight BBC1 SCOTLAND 1.30pm1.40 Reporting Scotland; Weather 6.30-7.0 Reporting Scotland 8.0-9.0 River City 10.25 Reporting Scotland; Weather 10.35 Holby City 11.35 The Lock Up 12.15 Citizen Khan (R) 12.45 Forces Of Nature (Bronwen Hughes, 1999) 2.25-2.30 Weatherview BBC1 WALES 1.30pm-1.40 BBC Wales Today; Weather 6.30-7.0 BBC Wales Today 10.25 BBC Wales Today; Weather 10.35 Rhod Gilberts Work Experience 11.05-11.45 The Lock Up BBC1 N IRELAND 1.30pm-1.40 BBC Newsline; Weather 6.30-7.0 BBC Newsline 8.59-9.0 BBC Newsline Update 10.25-10.35 BBC Newsline; Weather BBC2 SCOTLAND 8.30am Na Daoine Beaga (The Little People) (R) 8.50-9.0 Lucas Am Bata-teasairginn (Lifeboat Luke) 10.0-10.30 Comedy Stand Up 11.0 Newsnight Scotland 11.20 The Rob Brydon Show 11.50 Iceland Erupts: A Volcano Live Special (R) 12.50-1.0 HARDtalk BBC2 WALES 7.0pm Weatherman Walking 7.30-8.0 Meet The Watkins BBC2 N IRELAND 7.59pm-8.0 BBC Weather Update 9.59-10.0 BBC Weather Update

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Radio Tuesday 4
Radio 1
97.6-99.8 MHz
6.30 The Chris Moyles Show 10.0 Fearne Cotton 12.45 Newsbeat 1.0 Scott Mills 4.0 Greg James 7.0 Zane Lowe 9.0 The Review Show With Edith Bowman 10.0 Nick Grimshaw 12.0 Punk Show With Mike Davies 2.0 Nihal 4.0 Dev

Radio 4
92.4-94.6 MHz; 198kHz
6.0 Today 8.31 (LW) Yesterday In Parliament 8.58 (LW) Weather 9.0 The Life Scientic: Richard Dawkins. (5/11) 9.30 One To One (5/11) 9.45 (LW) Daily Service 9.45 (FM) Book Of The Week. Winter Journal. By Paul Auster. (2/5) 10.0 Womans Hour 11.0 Saving Species. Brett Westwood reects on this years wet summer. (1/24) 11.30 Soul Music. An appraisal of Beethovens Violin Concerto in D, Op 61. (2/5) 12.0 News 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast 12.04 Call You And Yours 12.45 The New Elizabethans: Fred Goodwin. (57/60) 12.57 Weather 1.0 The World At One 1.45 Coming Out: Cathy, Andrew And Emily. Two people in their 30s with multiple sclerosis discuss the dierent approaches they took in telling friends, family and colleagues (R) (2/5) 2.0 The Archers (R) 2.15 Afternoon Drama: Brief Lives. By Elizabeth Heery. A marijuana operation is discovered at Bella Houghtons farm. Starring David Schoeld and Kathryn Hunt. (4/6) 3.0 The Kitchen Cabinet. Featuring Angela Malik, Henry Dimbleby, Rachel McCormack and Clarissa Dickson Wright. 3.30 Costing The Earth: People Power. Tom Heap considers whether the energy used in exercising could be harnessed to electrically power gadgets and devices. (4/9) 4.0 Word Of Mouth: Conict Resolution. (8/8) 4.30 Great Lives: Stan Laurel. (6/9) 5.0 PM. News headlines, with Eddie Mair. 5.54

Radio 2
88-91 MHz
6.30 Chris Evans 9.30 Ken Bruce 12.0 Jeremy Vine 2.0 Steve Wright In The Afternoon 5.0 Simon Mayo 7.0 Jamie Cullum 8.0 Jo Whiley 9.30 Nigel Ogden: The Organist Entertains 10.0 David Frost: Hollywood Greats (1/5) 11.0 Mark Radclies Music Club 12.0 Janice Long 2.0 Alex Lester 5.0 Vanessa Feltz

Radio 3
90.2-92.4 MHz
6.30 Breakfast 9.0 Essential Classics. Including the Essential CD of the Week: Anne Queelec playing Scarlatti Sonatas. The Artist of the Week is David Oistrakh and Rob Cowans guest is zoologist Miranda Krestovniko. 12.0 Composer Of The Week: John Adams My Fathers Song. The composer talks to Donald Macleod about the inuence of Charles Ives on his music. Including Judah to Ocean (Johns Book of Alleged Dances), played by the Kronos Quartet. (2/5) 12.0 News 1.0 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert: 2011 Verbier Festival And Academy. From the 2011 Verbier festival, violinist Valeriy Sokolov and pianist Nelson Goerner perform Prokoevs Cinq Mlodies and Denis Matsuev plays Tchaikovskys piano cycle The Seasons. (1/4) 2.0 Afternoon On 3: Prom 54: Little/RLPO/Petrenko. From the Royal Albert Hall, the Royal Liverpool Philharmonic Orchestra performs Peter Maxwell Davies and Shostakovich symphonies, and Tasmin Little plays Deliuss Violin Concerto. (R) 4.30 In Tune. Sean Raerty presents music by members of the British Youth Opera, celebrating their 25th anniversary, and the week-long celebration of the Grimm Fairy Tales continues. 6.30 Composer Of The Week: John Adams (R) (2/5) 7.30 BBC Proms 2012: Prom 71. From the Royal Albert Hall, the St Louis Symphony Orchestra performs Brahmss Tragic Overture, Beethovens Violin Concerto in D major, with Christian Tetzla (violin), Schoenbergs Five Orchestral Pieces, Op 16 and Gershwins An American in Paris. 10.0 A Movement Beyond Dance (R) 10.45 The Essay: The Music Appreciation Movement (R) (2/4) 11.0 Late Junction. Includes Compagnie El Hashemi Nhass, the Aurora Orchestra, Catherine-Ann MacPhee, Spoek Mathambo and Margaret Leng Tan. 12.30 Through The Night. Including music by Mozart, Mussorgsky, Nielsen, Chadwick, Brahms, Durante, Glazunov, Beethoven and Stenhammar.

(LW) Shipping Forecast 5.57 Weather 6.0 Six OClock News 6.30 Thom Tuck Goes Straight To DVD. The comedian draws comparisons between his disaster-prone love life and 54 straight-to-DVD Disney lms. (R) 7.0 The Archers 7.15 Front Row7.45 Dissolution. By CJ Sansom, adapted by Colin MacDonald. (2/10) 8.0 And Now An Urgent SOS Message. Eddie Mair hears from listeners whose lives were dramatically changed by the SOS message service that ran for more than 70 years on BBC Radio. 8.40 In Touch 9.0 Inside Health (10/17) 9.30 The Life Scientic: Richard Dawkins (R) (5/11) 9.59 Weather 10.0 The World Tonight 10.45 Book At Bedtime. Sweet Tooth. By Ian McEwan. (2/10) 11.0 Jacks Return Home. Starring Hugo Speer. (2/4) 11.30 Today In Parliament 12.0 News And Weather 12.30 Book Of The Week. Winter Journal. By Paul Auster. (R) (2/5) 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.0 World Service. World Brieng

Radio 4 Extra
Digital

pick of the day

6.0 Sherlock Holmes With Carleton Hobbs 6.30 Rogue Male (12/15) 7.0 Mr Finchley Takes The Road (4/6) 7.30 Isy Suttie: Pearl And Dave 8.0 The Goon Show 8.30 Listen To Les 9.0 Chain Reaction (6/6) 9.30 Mad Man Blue 10.0 A Bullet At Balmains 11.0 Diving Belles (2/5) 11.15 The English Civil War 12.0 The Goon Show 12.30 Listen To Les 1.0 Sherlock Holmes With Carleton Hobbs 1.30 Rogue Male (12/15) 2.0 Ladies Of Letters Log On (7/10) 2.15 Ambridge Extra (19/20) 2.30 Book At Beachtime. Arthur And George (2/10) 2.45 Beowulf (2/10) 3.0 A Bullet At Balmains 4.0 The 4 OClock Show 5.0 Flying The Flag (1/8) 5.30 Mr Finchley Takes The Road (4/6) 6.0 Journey Into Space (8/20) 6.30 Brave New World A pair of Swedish sisters mining a (2/10) 6.45 Ghost Stories By MR James Nordic take on Nashville, First Aid Kit (2/5) 7.0 The Goon Show 7.30 Listen To are a band so irresistible and heartfelt, Les 8.0 Sherlock Holmes With Carleton theyve made even Patti Smith cry. Hobbs 8.30 Rogue Male (12/15) 9.0 Joining Marc Riley (7pm, 6 Music) Diving Belles (2/5) 9.15 The English Civil for a session, the duo will be playing War 10.0 Comedy Club. Isy Suttie: Pearl tracks from their second album, The And Dave (R) 10.30 Getting Nowhere Fast Lions Roar, which has lodged itself in (3/4) 11.0 The Curried Goat Show (8/8) the top 20 of the Swedish album chart 11.30 Ross Noble Goes Global (5/5) 12.0 all summer long. Journey Into Space (8/20) 12.30 Brave Writer, columnist, fashion maven, New World (2/10) 12.45 Ghost Stories By MR James (2/5) 1.0 Sherlock Holmes With telly presenter and still the best Carleton Hobbs 1.30 Rogue Male (12/15) thing on mid-morning radio, Lauren Laverne (10am, 6 Music) invites 2.0 Chain Reaction (6/6) 2.30 Mad Man Grizzly Bear in for a word and a few Blue 3.0 A Bullet At Balmains 4.0 Diving songs from much-anticipated new Belles (2/5) 4.15 The English Civil War album Shields. NI 5.0 Flying The Flag (1/8) 5.30 Mr Finchley Takes The Road (4/6)

Radio 5 Live
693, 909 kHz
6.0 5 Live Breakfast 10.0 Phil Williams 12.0 5 Live Sport: Paralympics 2.0 Sam Walker 4.0 5 Live Drive 7.0 5 Live Sport 8.30 5 Live Sport 9.30 5 Live Golf 10.30 Tony Livesey 1.0 Up All Night 5.0 Morning Reports 5.30 Wake Up To Money
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Wednesday 5 Television
BBC1
6.0 Breakfast 9.15 Rip O Britain 6.0 10.0 Homes Under The Hammer 10.58 BBC News; Weather 11.0 Escape To The Country 11.45 Cash In The Attic (R) 12.13 BBC News; Weather 12.15 Bargain Hunt 1.0 BBC News; Weather 1.30 Regional News And Weather 1.40 Doctors 2.10 Only Fools And Horses (R) 3.05 CBBC. Marrying Mum And Dad (R) 3.35 Splatalot (R) 4.0 Shaun The Sheep (R) 4.10 Wingin It (R) 4.30 Jedwards Big Adventure (R) 5.0 Newsround 5.15 Pointless

BBC2
CBeebies Guess With Jess 6.10 6.0 Louie 6.20 Wibbly Pig 6.30 64 Zoo Lane 6.40 Chuggington 6.50 Rastamouse 7.0 CBBC. Barneys Latin America 7.30 League Of Super Evil 7.40 Leon 7.45 Frankensteins Cat 7.55 Newsround 8.0 Whats New Scooby-Doo? 8.25 CBeebies. Buzz And Tell 8.30 Nina And The Neurons: In The Lab 8.45 Baby Jake 9.0 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.10 Uki 9.20 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion 9.30 The Large Family 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Dirtgirlworld 10.0 Octonauts: Creature Reports 10.05 Kerwhizz 10.30 Driver Dans Story Train 10.40 Waybuloo 11.0 In The Night Garden 11.30 Daily Politics 1.0 See Hear 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy (R) 2.15 Weakest Link (R) 3.0 Wanted Down Under (R) 3.45 Hairy Bikers Best Of British (R) 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R)

ITV1
Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30 Loose Women 1.30 ITV News And Weather 1.55 Local News/Weather 2.0 Dickinsons Real Deal (R) 3.0 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 3.59 Local Weather 4.0 My Tasty Travels With Lynda Bellingham 5.0 The Chase

6.00

6.0 BBC News (T) Weather 6.30 Regional News Programmes (T) Weather 7.0 The One Show (T) Matt Baker and Alex Jones present the live magazine show featuring topical reports from around the UK and big-name studio guests. 8.0

6.0 Eggheads (T) (R) 6.30 Celebrity MasterChef (T) The weeks rst elimination takes place. 7.0 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (T) With Arlene Phillips and Anton Du Beke. Restoration Home One Year On Church & Stanwick Hall (T) Caroline Quentin revisits a deconsecrated Somerset church and a Georgian mansion in Northamptonshire with serious structural problems. Vexed (T) The duo investigate a violent robbery at a familyrun jewellery store, but Jack is distracted by a surprising invitation from his brother.

6.0 Local News (T) Weather 6.30 ITV News And Weather (T) 7.0 Emmerdale (T) Andy comforts Kerry following Amys departure and they end up kissing. 7.30 Coronation Street (T) Stellas mother Gloria (Sue Johnston) arrives in Weathereld. 8.0 All Star Mr & Mrs (T) New series. Patsy Palmer, John Prescott and Nicky Byrne are joined by their partners to nd out how much they know about each other. Game show, hosted by Phillip Schoeld. *Mrs Biggs (T) New series. Drama about the lives of Ronnie Biggs and his wife Charmian, starring Daniel Mays and Sheridan Smith.

8.00

9.0

8.0 The Flowerpot Gang (T) Anneka Rice, Phil Tufnell and Joe Swift visit an east London housing estate, where they hope to bring the community back together by transforming a local garden. Last in the series. *Who Do You Think You Are? (T) 9.0 Singer Annie Lennox researches her family, uncovering a dark tale of tangled relationships and poverty.

9.0

10.00

10.0 BBC News (T) 10.25 Regional News And Weather (T) 10.35 The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws (T) 10.45 Not Going Out Band (T) (R) Enemy Of The 11.15 State (Tony Scott, 1998) An encounter with an old friend derails a lawyers life as he ends up framed for murder and pursued by government agents. Thriller, starring Will Smith, Gene Hackman and Jon Voight. National Lottery Update 1.20 Weatherview 1.25 Sign Zone. The Tube (R) 2.25 When I Get Older (R) 3.25 Doorstep Crime 999 (R) 3.55 BBC News. Sport Today 4.0 BBC World News 4.30 Hardtalk 5.0 BBC News 5.30 World Business Report 5.45 BBC News

10.0 The Boss Is Back (T) Gerry Cottle Circus impresario Gerry Cottle reects on the lessons he learned while participating in a documentary series. 10.30 Newsnight (T) 11.20 The Midwives (T) (R) Bringing Home Baby 12.20 BBC News 12.30 Hardtalk 1.0 Newsday 1.30 ABC World News With Diane Sawyer 2.0 BBC World News 2.30 Asia Business Report 2.45 Sport Today 3.0 BBC World News 3.30 Asia Business Report 3.45 Sport Today 4.0 BBC Learning Zone. Schools Making Media 4.30 Schools Writing For Walford 5.0 Schools Compose Yourself 5.30 Schools How To Write

10.30 ITV News And Weather (T) 11.0 Local News/Weather (T) 11.10 Memphis Belle (Michael Caton-Jones, 1990) The crewmen of a B-17 bomber prepare for their nal mission a raid on a heavily defended German city. Fact-based second world war drama, starring Matthew Modine and Eric Stoltz. 1.0 Jackpot247 3.0 The Jacket (John Maybury, 2005) Psychological thriller, starring Adrien Brody. 4.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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Television Wednesday 5
Channel 4
6.05 Paralympic Games 2012 Tonight (T) 3740281 7.0 Paralympic Games Breakfast Show (T) 9.15 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Featuring swimming, athletics, table tennis and sevena-side football. 12.0 Channel 4 News Midday Summary 12.05 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Further coverage on the ninth day of the Games, with wheelchair basketball at the North Greenwich Arena and wheelchair rugby at the Basketball Arena. 1.0 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Georgie Bingham and Arthur Williams present this afternoons coverage, with sevena-side football, wheelchair rugby, wheelchair basketball and table tennis. 4.20 Come Dine With Me 4.55 The Simpsons (R) 5.25 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Further live coverage, including the swimming nals at the Aquatics Centre and seven-a-side football at the Riverbank Arena. 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) Dodger leaves Texas speechless. 7.0 Channel 4 News (T) 7.30 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 TONIGHT (T) Clare Balding and Ade Adepitan introduce the concluding coverage on day seven of the 14th Paralympic Games. 6.0

Channel 5
Milkshake! Thomas & Friends (R) 6.10 The WotWots (R) 6.20 City Of Friends (R) 6.30 Jelly Jamm 6.45 Peppa Pig (R) 6.50 Big School (R) 7.0 Little Princess (R) 7.10 Ben And Hollys Little Kingdom (R) 7.20 The Mr Men Show (R) 7.35 Thomas & Friends (R) 7.45 Make Way For Noddy (R) 8.0 Fi And The Flowertots (R) 8.15 Peppa Pig (R) 8.25 Peppa Pig (R) 8.30 Roary The Racing Car (R) 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.0 Abbys Flying Fairy School (R) 9.15 The Wright Stu 11.10 Robsons Extreme Fishing Challenge (R) 12.05 The Family Recipe (R) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother (R) 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Numb3rs (R) 3.15 Mind Over Murder (Christopher Leitch, 2006) Thriller, starring Tori Spelling. 5.0 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours (R)

pick of the day

Who Do You Think You Are? 9pm, BBC1


Singer Annie Lennox plumbs her heritage, discovering a family on her fathers side struggling to survive in her home town of Aberdeen and in Ban. Few opportunities emerged for her great-great-grandmother, given to a life of work before she was 10 years old after being orphaned. On her mothers side, however, fortunes were rather dierent: her grandfather William Ferguson was a gamekeeper at Balmoral who once danced with the Queen Mother. But a rather scandalous case of illegitimacy preceded such salubriousness. BA

Mrs Biggs 9pm, ITV1

6.0 Home And Away (T) (R) 6.30 5 News At 6.30 (T) 7.0 Secret Interview (T) Celebrity hairdresser Nicky Clarke secretly assesses two stylists before oering one of them a job with his company. 5 News Update. 8.0 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction (T) Brian Dowling announces live which of the nominated celebrities has come bottom in the vote, and presents highlights of the past 24 hours. 5 News At 9 *Dallas Changing Of The Guard (T) Updated version of the soap, following the glamorous lives and vicious feuds of Texas oil dynasty the Ewings.
Sheridan Smith plays the innocent young Charmian who, in 1957, meets the cocky, older Ronnie Biggs on a train and falls for his puckish twinkle. Daniel Mays is the young swaggerer who dresses in a suit for his commute, even though he works as a lowly carpenter. Adrian Scarborough is magnicent as Charmians austere father and Smith further proves her chops as the helplessly-in-love ingenue. But the script feels a bit route one, spoken by actors who are capable of so much more. JNR

9.0

10.30 The Last Leg With Adam Hills (T) 11.15 Married To The Moonies (T) (R) An insight into the Unication Church, following three British believers as they prepare to take part in one of the movements mass weddings in South Korea. 12.20 The Shooting Gallery: Real Lives 1.15 Wheels: Short Film 1.20 Music On 4 Green Day: 360 Sessions 1.50 Spotlight: Ones To Watch 2.05 Behind Enemy Lines: Axis Of Evil (James Dodson, 2006) 3.40 The Silent City (R) 3.50 Brief Encounters Of The Sporting Mind: Body Building (R) 3.55 St Elsewhere (R) 4.40 Deal Or No Deal (R) 5.35 Quick Bakes With Eric Lanlard (R) 5.40 Freshly Squeezed

10.15 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction (T) Brian Dowling presents as the number of remaining housemates is whittled down even more, ahead of Friday nights nal. 10.45 Celebrity Big Brothers Bit On The Side (T) Emma Willis and her panel are joined by tonights evictees. 11.45 Cricket On 5 England v South Africa: Fifth ODI. Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the nal match of the ve-game series at Trent Bridge. 12.45 SuperCasino 3.55 HouseBusters (R) 4.20 House Doctor: Crie (R) 4.45 Michaelas Wild Challenge (R) 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R) 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R)

Dallas 9pm, Channel 5


In the 80s, it was illegal not to watch the oil-rich familys ghts every week and now theyre back. Chief baddy JR gets a rough deal as hes been shipped o to a retirement home, but ex-wife Sue Ellens still strutting around in a fabulous wardrobe with a face that hasnt aged in 20 years. Theyve now added a glossy new generation with John Ross (Josh Henderson) and little Christopher (Jesse Metcalfe) all grown up and following their dads bitter rivalry. The young uns are sexy, champagneslugging and covered in oil, thanks to the rst drill on Southfork. See feature, p16. HV

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Wednesday 5 Digital Television


Freeview
BBC3
7.0pm Top Gear 8.0 Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989) 10.0 The Revolution Will Be Televised. The Chipping Norton witch-hunt begins. 10.30 Family Guy 11.15 American Dad! 12.0 The Revolution Will Be Televised 12.30 Bad Education 1.0 Our War 1.55 The Comedy Marathon Spectacular. Highlights from the Edinburgh festival fringe. 2.55 Dont Tell The Bride Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance 10.05 Ugly Betty 11.05 Desperate Housewives 12.0 Scrubs 12.35 Hollyoaks 1.05 How I Met Your Mother 2.05 The Big Bang Theory 3.05 Rules Of Engagement 4.0 Ugly Betty 5.0 How I Met Your Mother 6.0 The Big Bang Theory 7.0 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.0 The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising (2007) 10.0 Celebrity Bedlam 10.35 Rude Tube: Ultimate Stunts 11.40 The IT Crowd 12.10 The Big Bang Theory 1.10 Scrubs 1.40 Desperate Housewives 2.20 Rude Tube: Ultimate Stunts 3.15 How I Met Your Mother 3.40 Rules Of Engagement 4.0 Smallville 4.40 Switched Of Sherlock Holmes 9.0 Super Sleuths 10.0 DCI Banks: Aftermath 11.0 Law & Order: UK 12.05 Monk 1.0 Murder, She Wrote 1.50 Film File 2.0 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30 Teleshopping

ITV4
6.0am Police, Camera, Action! 6.25 The Professionals 7.15 Batman 7.40 Batman 8.10 The Saint 9.10 The Fall Guy 10.10 Minder 11.10 The Professionals 12.10 Worlds Wildest Police Videos 1.0 The Saint 2.0 Minder 3.0 The Fall Guy 4.0 Batman 4.25 Batman 5.0 The Professionals 6.0 Quantum Leap 7.0 Cycling 8.0 The Sweeney 9.0 River Monsters 10.0 A Dangerous Man (2010) 11.55 Police, Camera, Action: Ultimate Pursuits 12.25 The Professionals 1.25 The Saint 2.20 Police, Camera, Action! 2.45 Film File 2.55 ITV4 Nightscreen 3.0 Teleshopping

BBC4
7.0pm World News Today 7.0 Weather 7.30 The Sky At Night: Curiosity At Mars. 8.0 20th Century Battleelds: 1951 Korea. Two key moments during the Korean War. 9.0 *Storyville: The $750 Million Thief Former New York lawyer Marc Dreier talks about his downfall. 10.20 Africas Magnicent Beasts: The Secret Leopards. The lives of leopards in East Africa. 11.20 I Love Special Olympics. The sporting event held in Leicester in 2009 for people with learning diculties. 12.20 The Sky At Night 12.50 20th Century Battleelds 1.50 Storyville

5USA
6.0am Teleshopping 12.0 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12.25 CSI: NY 1.25 Annies Point (2005) 3.15 Shark 4.15 La Femme Musketeer 6.0 Shark 6.55 Inside Hollywood 7.0 CSI: NY 8.58 Inside Hollywood 9.0 True Justice 10.0 Person Of Interest 11.0 Sons Of Anarchy 12.0 Justied

S4C Digital
7.0am Cyw Twm Tisian 7.05 Holi Hana 7.20 Sam Tan 7.30 Ty Cyw 7.45 Abadas 8.0 Cei Bach 8.15 Nodi 8.30 Octonots 8.40 Cwpwrdd Cadi 9.0 Dicw 9.05 Igam Ogam 9.15 Bocs Bwgi Bolgi 9.20 Wil Cwac Cwac 9.30 F-F Ai Ffrindiau 9.40 Cwm Teg 9.50 Oli Dan Y Don 10.05 Y Teulu Mawr 10.15 Yn Yr Ardd 10.30 Ben A Mali Au Byd Bach O Hud 10.45 Popir Gath 11.0 Byd Carlo Bach 11.10 Holi Hana 11.20 Heini 11.35 Sam Tan 11.45 Abadas 12.0 Octonots 12.15 Y Diwrnod Mawr 12.30 Nodi 12.40 Cwpwrdd Cadi 1.0 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 1.05 Heno 1.30 3 Lle 2.0 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 3.0 Cyw Igi, Tigi, Bip A Bop 3.30 Octonots 3.45 Nodi 3.55 Tomos Ai Ffrindiau 4.10 Y Clwb 4.30 Awr Fawr Cyw 5.30 Stwnsh Angelo Am Byth 5.40 Stwnsh Y Gemau 6.0 Ffeil 6.10 Rownd A Rownd 6.35 Pobol Y Cwm 7.0 Heno 7.30 Newyddion Ar Tywydd 7.55 Calon 8.0 Pobol Y Cwm 8.25 Byw Yn Yr Ardd 8.55 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 9.0 Or Galon: Bugail Y Stryd 9.30 999: Ambiwlans Awyr Cymru 10.0 Gwefreiddiol 10.30 Yn Fyw O Acapela 10.55 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 11.05 Doctor Doctor 11.35 Dos I Gwcio 12.10 Diwedd

More4
8.55am Secret Location 10.0 Four In A Bed 10.35 Quick Bakes With Eric Lanlard 10.55 A Place In The Sun 11.30 The Belles Of St Trinians (1954) 1.15 Time Team 3.20 Deal Or No Deal 4.20 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 5.25 Come Dine With Me 6.25 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 7.30 Gok Cooks Chinese 8.0 Grand Designs 9.0 24 Hours In A&E 10.05 One Born Every Minute 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies 12.15 24 Hours In A&E 1.15 One Born Every Minute 2.20 Embarrassing Bodies 3.25 Gok Cooks Chinese 3.55 Quick Bakes With Eric Lanlard

CBBC
7.0am Arthur 7.25 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 7.40 Newsround 7.45 Deadly Top 10; Newsround 8.20 Wingin It 8.45 Bear Behaving Badly 9.05 Danis House 9.35 Dick n Dom Go Wild 10.05 Ed And Ouchos Excellent Inventions 10.30 Me And My Monsters 10.55 Hotel Trubble 11.25 OOglies 11.40 Trapped 12.10 Little Howards Big Question 12.35 I Want My Own Room 1.05 The Legend Of Dick & Dom 1.35 Copycats 2.0 Bear Behaving Badly 2.25 Dick n Dom Go Wild 2.55 Deadly 60 Bites 3.0 Arthur 3.10 Shaun The Sheep; Newsround 3.20 Pet Squad; Shaun The Sheep Championsheeps 3.35 Dennis And Gnasher 3.45 League Of Super Evil 4.0 The Scooby-Doo Show; Newsround 4.30 Goodbye Year Six 5.0 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 5.15 Stepping Up 5.45 The Sarah Jane Adventures 6.15 The 4 OClock Club 6.45 Shaun The Sheep; Newsround

ITV2
6.0am Emmerdale 6.25 Nanny 911 7.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 8.05 Judge Judy 9.25 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 10.15 The Real Housewives Of New York City 11.10 Judge Judy 11.35 Judge Judy 12.0 Emmerdale 12.30 Nanny 911 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 The Real Housewives Of New York City 5.30 Judge Judy 6.0 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.0 Youve Been Framed! 8.0 *Top Dog Model 9.0 Peter Andres Bad Boyfriend Club 10.0 Wanted (2008) 12.15 Three Kings (1999) 2.20 Teleshopping 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen

Dave
7.10am Dragons Den 8.0 Bush Pilots 9.0 Fifth Gear 10.0 Top Gear Botswana Special 11.0 Bush Pilots 12.0 Dragons Den 1.0 Top Gear 2.0 Top Gear Botswana Special 3.0 Bush Pilots 4.0 Dragons Den 5.0 Top Gear 6.0 Top Gear 7.0 Bush Pilots 8.0 Top Gear 9.0 QI XL 10.0 Daves One Night Stand 11.0 Mock The Week 11.40 QI 12.20 QI XL 1.20 Daves One Night Stand 2.05 Bang Goes The Theory 2.35 Banzai

Film
Film4
11.0am Danger Within (1958) 1.0 Kim (1950) 3.15 Blithe Spirit (1945) 5.10 The Outrage (1964) 7.10 Clueless (1995) 9.0 Role Models (2008) 10.55 Midnight Express (1978) 1.25 The Ice Storm (1997)

ITV3
6.0am Heartbeat 6.55 Upstairs, Downstairs 8.0 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 9.0 The Store 10.0 On The Buses 10.35 Agatha Christies Marple 12.45 Heartbeat 1.45 Hamish Macbeth 2.50 Murder, She Wrote 3.55 On The Buses 4.25 Heartbeat 5.30 Downton Abbey 7.0 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 The Adventures

Sky Movies Family


6.0am Smooch (2011) 7.40 A Monkeys Tale (1999) 9.10 Marley And Me: The Puppy Years (2011) 10.50 The Last Airbender (2010) 12.40 Shrek 2 (2004) 2.20 Marley And Me: The Puppy Years (2011) 4.0 The Last Airbender

E4
6.0am Switched 6.25 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance 7.20 One Tree Hill 8.05 Rules Of Engagement 9.05 Jo

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(2010) 5.50 Shrek 2 (2004) 7.30 Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 Premiere Special 8.0 Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011) 10.15 Grown Ups (2010) 12.0 Smooch (2011) 1.40 A Monkeys Tale (1999) 3.10 Grown Ups (2010) 5.0 A Dog Named Duke (2012) Senior Versus Junior 3.50 Wheeler Dealers 4.40 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 5.30 Destroyed In Seconds

FX
8.0am Farscape 10.0 Law & Order 12.0 NCIS 2.0 Leverage 3.0 The Defenders 4.0 Law & Order 6.0 Leverage 7.0 NCIS 8.0 NCIS 9.0 Leverage 10.0 Life On Mars USA 11.0 Family Guy 12.0 American Dad! 1.0 King Of The Hill 2.0 The Defenders 3.0 Dexter 4.0 King Of The Hill 5.0 Teleshopping

pick of the day

Top Dog Model 8pm, ITV2


Rather disappointingly, this is not, as the title suggests, a competition to nd the nations most beautiful prisoner, but a search for a new canine supermodel. The X Factorstyle judging panel is led by reality TV staple Stacey Solomon, which should give a fair indication of the quality of this show. David Walliams provides the innuendo-laced voiceover as primped pooches parade before the judges, who make incisive comments such as: Oh, hes so selling that sailor outt to me! Youll need an unwavering love of dogs and talent shows to get through this one. HV

Sky Movies Indie


8.0am Please Give (2010) 9.45 Pret-aPorter (1994) 12.0 The Tempest (2010) 2.0 Black Swan (2010) 4.0 Donnie Darko (2001) 6.0 The American (2010) 8.0 Black Swan (2010) 10.0 Donnie Darko (2001) 12.0 Boys Dont Cry (1999) 2.0 Swingers (1996) 3.45 In Our Name (2010)

G.O.L.D.
6.0am Bread 6.30 Sykes 7.0 Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? 7.40 Bread 8.20 Sykes 9.0 To The Manor Born 9.40 The Good Life 10.20 Keeping Up Appearances 11.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 12.20 One Foot In The Grave 1.0 Yes, Prime Minister 2.20 The Green Green Grass 3.0 To The Manor Born 3.40 The Good Life 4.20 Keeping Up Appearances 5.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 6.20 One Foot In The Grave 7.0 Yes, Prime Minister 8.20 The Green Green Grass 9.0 Blackadder II 10.20 The Royle Family 11.0 Bottom 11.40 The Black Adder 1.35 The Royle Family 2.05 Bottom 2.35 Crapston Villas 2.50 Rex The Runt

Sky Movies Premiere


10.0am Win Win (2011) 12.0 Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (2011) 2.0 Toy Story 3 Family Show Special 2.30 The Art Of Getting By (2011) 4.0 Battleeld America (2012) 6.0 Win Win (2011) 8.0 Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (2011) 9.45 Shark Night (2011) 11.15 Four (2011) 12.45 Shark Night (2011)

Storyville: The $750 Million Thief 9pm, BBC4

TCM
6.40am Gunsmoke 7.40 The High Chaparral 8.45 Ben-Hur (1959) 12.45 Gunsmoke 1.50 The High Chaparral 3.0 Cat On A Hot Tin Roof (1958) 5.05 The Wings Of Eagles (1957) 7.10 Branded (1950) 9.0 True Lies (1994) 11.40 2 Days In The Valley (1996) 1.45 True Lies (1994) 4.05 Gunsmoke 5.0 Cat On A Hot Tin Roof (1958)

National Geographic
6.0am Teleshopping 8.0 Air Crash Investigation 9.0 Ancient X Files 10.0 9/11: The Woman Who Wasnt There 11.0 Air Crash Investigation 12.0 Bloody Tales Of The Tower 1.0 The Truth Behind 2.0 Rome Revealed 3.0 World War II: The Apocalypse 4.0 Air Crash Investigation 5.0 Full Force Nature 5.30 Full Force Nature 6.0 Inside 9/11 7.0 9/11: The Woman Who Wasnt There 8.0 9/11: The Firemens Story 9.0 9/11: Voices From The Air 10.0 Doomsday Preppers 11.0 Doomsdayers 2012 12.0 9/11: The Firemens Story 1.0 9/11: Voices From The Air 2.0 Teleshopping 3.0 Rome Revealed 3.45 World War II: The Apocalypse 4.30 Air Crash Investigation 5.15 Bloody Tales Of The Tower

Satellite & Cable


Comedy Central
8.0am Two And A Half Men 9.0 Friends 11.0 Two And A Half Men 12.0 Friends 1.0 Scrubs 2.0 Two And A Half Men 4.0 Scrubs 5.0 Friends 6.0 Two And A Half Men 7.0 Rules Of Engagement 8.0 Friends 9.0 Michael McIntyres Comedy Roadshow 10.0 Live At The Apollo 11.0 Whitney 11.30 South Park 12.30 Two And A Half Men 1.30 Comedy Central At The Comedy Store 2.30 30 Rock 2.55 The King Of Queens 3.45 Frasier 4.10 Everybody Loves Raymond 5.0 Teleshopping

Syfy
6.0am Smallville 7.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 8.0 Teleshopping 11.0 Smallville 12.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 1.0 A Town Called Eureka 2.0 Human Target 3.0 2012: Ice Age (2011) 5.0 Merlin And The War Of The Dragons (2008) 7.0 A Town Called Eureka 8.0 Flood 10.0 Sanctuary 11.0 Twelve Monkeys (1995) 1.50 The Almighty Johnsons 3.50 Human Target 5.0 Smallville

Marc Dreier was a New York lawyer who assembled his seemingly successful business empire and extravagant lifestyle by stealing from clients and nancial institutions. After pleading guilty, and while awaiting sentencing, he is placed under house arrest for 60 days, which is where his ex-employee Marc H Simon interviews him about his misdeeds. The resulting lm is intriguing; Dreier is frank about his crimes and the way the fraud spiralled out of control, though its hard to sympathise with a wealthy, vainglorious man who saw himself as entitled to his dream lifestyle. MS

Discovery
6.0am Raging Planet 7.0 How Do They Do It? 7.30 How Its Made 8.0 Auction Kings 9.0 American Chopper: Senior Versus Junior 10.0 Wheeler Dealers 11.0 Gold Rush Special 12.0 Gold Divers 1.0 The Bible: A History 2.0 Greatest Tank Battles 3.0 The First World War 4.0 Deadliest Catch 5.0 Auction Kings 6.0 Mythbusters 7.0 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 8.0 American Guns 9.0 American Chopper: Senior Versus Junior 10.0 Auction Hunters 11.0 Gold Rush Special 12.0 American Chopper: Senior Versus Junior 1.0 Auction Hunters 2.0 Auction Kings 3.0 American Chopper:

Awkward 9pm, MTV


Series one of Awkward was a smart, sharp high-school comedy with a Mean Girls/Easy A splash of darkness. As it returns for a second run, theres much to resolve, not least whether Jennas own mother really did send the note that led to her daughters suicide attempt (which wasnt really a suicide attempt). Its a shame, then, that this rst episode revolves almost exclusively around the Matty/ Jake love triangle its a stronger show when the focus is on wry comedy, rather than soppy, OMG teen romance. RN
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Sky Arts 1
6.0am Hay Sessions 2010 7.0 Tim Marlow On Damien Hirst 8.0 Voices Of A Generation 9.0 Kate Moss! Creating An Icon 10.0 I Knew It Was You: Rediscovering John Cazale 10.45

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Wednesday 5 Digital Television


Eric Clapton: Live In California 12.0 The Stones In The Park 1.0 Mastering The Art 1.30 What The Dickens? 2.0 Communisms Shining Future 2.35 Russian Propaganda 2.45 Voices Of A Generation 3.45 Eric Clapton: Live In California 5.0 The Stones In The Park 6.0 A Journey Through American Music 7.0 Art Of Survival 8.0 London Calling 9.0 The British Invasion 10.0 The Specials In Concert 11.0 Sex Pistols: Therell Always Be An England 12.15 Blue Wild Angel: Jimi Hendrix At The Isle Of Wight 2.0 London Calling 3.0 Prisoners Of War 4.0 In Condence 5.0 The Book Show Next Top Model 9.0 Jerry Springer 10.0 Nothing To Declare 10.30 Nothing To Declare 11.0 Passport Patrol 11.30 Passport Patrol 12.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.0 Criminal Minds 3.0 Criminal Minds 4.0 Passport Patrol 4.30 Passport Patrol 5.0 Nothing To Declare 5.30 Nothing To Declare 6.0 Sing Date 6.30 Sing Date 7.0 Criminal Minds 8.0 Cooks To Market 9.0 Mount Pleasant 10.0 Supernatural 11.0 Styled To Rock 12.0 Mount Pleasant 1.0 Bones 1.50 Supernatural 2.40 Medium 3.30 Bones 4.20 Criminal Minds 5.10 Americas Next Top Model Review Show 10.0 Bundesliga Review Show 11.15 Serie A Review 11.45 ESPN Kicks: Scottish Football 12.0 ESPN Game Of The Week 12.30 Australian Football International 2012 1.30 ESPN FC Press Pass 2.0 Russian Premier League Review 2.30 ESPN Kicks: Premier League 2.45 ESPN Kicks: Scottish Football 3.0 ESPN Kicks: Serie A 3.15 FA WSL Review Show 4.0 French Ligue 1 Review 5.0 Eredivisie Review Show 6.0 ESPN FC Press Pass 6.30 Premier League World 7.0 ESPN Kicks: Brasileirao 7.15 ESPN Kicks: MLS 7.45 ESPN Kicks: Extra 8.0 World Series By Renault 9.30 ESPN Kicks: MLS 10.0 ESPN Kicks: Brasileirao 10.15 Premier League World 10.45 Russian Premier League Review 11.15 ESPN Kicks: Extra 11.30 ESPN FC Press Pass 12.0 UFC 151 3.0 30 For 30 4.30 FIM Endurance World Championship 5.30 FIM Enduro World Championship

Sky Atlantic
6.0am The X Files 7.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.0 Star Trek: Voyager 9.0 ER 10.0 House 11.0 The X Files 12.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 1.0 Star Trek: Voyager 2.0 ER 3.0 House 4.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 5.0 Star Trek: Voyager 6.0 ER 7.0 House 8.0 God Save The Queens 9.0 The Sopranos 10.20 The Borgias 11.25 The Newsroom 12.40 The Sopranos 2.0 Freakonomics (2010) 3.50 Blue Bloods: Meet The Characters 4.0 Visionaries: Inside The Creative Mind 5.0 The X Files

Watch
6.0am Good Chef, Bad Chef 6.30 Total Wipeout USA 7.15 Robin Hood 8.0 Covert Aairs 9.0 The Bill 10.0 The Bill 11.0 My Family 12.0 Doctor Who 1.20 My Family 2.0 Total Wipeout USA 3.0 Robin Hood 4.0 Doctor Who 5.20 My Family 6.0 My Family 7.0 Bondi Rescue 7.30 Bondi Rescue 8.0 A Gifted Man 9.0 Jonathan Creek 10.0 Trac Cops 11.0 Alcatraz 12.0 Being Human 1.0 Torchwood 2.0 Total Wipeout USA

Sky Sports 1
6.0am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.0 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.0 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.0 Johnstones Paint Trophy Football 10.30 Revista De La Liga 11.30 Premier League Review 12.30 Football Asia 1.0 Countdown To The Ryder Cup 1.30 Live International One-Day Cricket 10.30 Boots n All 11.30 Fifa Futbol Mundial 12.0 Total Rugby 12.30 International OneDay Cricket 2.30 Boots n All 3.30 International One-Day Cricket 5.30 Fifa Futbol Mundial

Sky1
6.0am Dont Forget The Lyrics 7.0 Oops TV 8.0 Stargate SG-1 9.0 Stargate SG-1 10.0 Lie To Me 12.0 Oops TV 1.0 Stargate SG-1 3.0 Modern Family 4.30 The Middle 5.0 A League Of Their Own 5.30 Futurama 6.0 The Simpsons 6.30 Futurama 7.0 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.0 Emergency With Angela Grin 9.0 A League Of Their Own 10.0 An Idiot Abroad 11.0 Cop Squad 12.0 Road Wars 1.0 The Good Guys 2.0 Sun, Sea And A&E 2.55 Lie To Me 3.45 Lie To Me 4.35 Airline 5.05 Sell Me The Answer

Sport
British Eurosport
7.30am Inside IRC 8.0 Cycling: Vuelta A Espaa 9.0 Ultra Trail 9.30 Olympic Magazine 10.0 Triathlon 11.0 Cycling: Vuelta A Espaa 12.0 US Open Tennis 4.0 British Superbikes Extra 5.0 World Superbikes 6.30 British Superbikes 8.0 MotoGP 9.30 Fifa Under-20s Womens World Cup Football 10.30 Fifa Under20s Womens World Cup Football 11.30 Cycling: Vuelta A Espaa

Sky Sports 2
6.0am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.0 WWE Vintage Collection 8.0 PGA Tour Golf 9.0 LGU Golf Monthly 9.30 Countdown To The Ryder Cup 10.0 Super League Backchat 10.30 Sporting Greats 11.0 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf 1.0 US Open Tennis 4.0 Live US Open Tennis 10.0 Ringside 11.0 Inside The PGA Tour 11.30 European Tour Weekly 12.0 Live US Open Tennis

ESPN
6.0am FA WSL Review Show 6.45 Premiership Rugby Union 7.45 ESPN Kicks: Premier League 8.0 ESPN FC Press Pass 8.30 Goal Show 9.0 Eredivisie

Sky Living
6.0am Nothing To Declare 6.30 Nothing To Declare 7.0 Maury 8.0 Americas

Terrestrial variations
ANGLIA As ITV BORDER As ITV except 6.06.30 Lookaround 11.0-11.10 Lookaround CENTRAL As ITV WESTCOUNTRY As ITV GRANADA As ITV GRAMPIAN As ITV except 1.55pm-2.0 STV News And Weather 3.594.0 Local Weather 6.0-6.30 STV News At Six And Weather 8.0-9.0 STV Appeal 2012: Born To Lose? 11.0 Scotland Tonight 11.35 Piers Morgans Life Stories: Sharon Osbourne (R) 12.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 1.20-3.0 ITV Nightscreen ITV1 WEST As ITV except 1.55pm-2.0 The West Country Today 3.594.0 Weather 6.0-6.30 The West Country Tonight 11.0-11.10 The West Country Tonight ITV1 WALES As ITV1 West except 1.55pm2.0 ITV Wales News And Weather 3.59-4.0 Weather 6.0-6.30 Wales Tonight 11.0-11.10 Wales Tonight MERIDIAN As ITV except 1.55pm-2.0 Meridian News And Weather 3.59-4.0 Weather 6.0-6.30 Meridian Tonight 11.0-11.10 Meridian Tonight And Weather CHANNEL As Meridian except 1.55pm-2.0 Channel News And Weather 3.59-4.0 Channel Weather 6.0-6.30 Channel Report 11.0-11.10 Channel News And Weather 1.0 The Way We Were (R) 1.25 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Emergency (R) 2.15-3.0 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime (R) SCOTTISH As ITV except 1.55pm-2.0 STV News And Weather 3.59-4.0 Local Weather 6.0-6.30 STV News At Six And Weather 8.0-9.0 STV Appeal 2012: Born To Lose? 11.0 Scotland Tonight 11.35 Piers Morgans Life Stories: Sharon Osbourne (R) 12.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 1.203.0 ITV Nightscreen ULSTER As ITV except 1.55pm UTV Live 1.58 UTV Weather 3.58-4.0 UTV Weather 6.0 UTV Live 6.28 UTV Weather 7.59-8.0 UTV Live Update 8.59-9.0 UTV Live Update 11.0 UTV Live 11.08 UTV Weather 1.03.0 Teleshopping YORKSHIRE As ITV except 1.55pm-2.0 Calendar News And Weather 3.59-4.0 Local Weather 6.0-6.30 Calendar 11.0-11.10 Calendar News And Weather TYNE TEES As ITV except 1.55pm-2.0 Tyne Tees And Border News 3.59-4.0 Weather 6.06.30 North East Tonight 11.0-11.10 North East Tonight BBC1 NORTH 6.30pm-7.0 Look North BBC1 NORTH EAST 6.30pm-7.0 Look North BBC1 NORTH WEST 6.30pm-7.0 North West Tonight BBC1 SCOTLAND 1.30pm1.40 Reporting Scotland; Weather 6.30-7.0 Reporting Scotland 10.25-10.35 Reporting Scotland; Weather BBC1 WALES 1.30pm1.40 BBC Wales Today; Weather 6.30-7.0 BBC Wales Today 10.25-10.35 BBC Wales Today; Weather 10.45-11.15 Swansea: Living On The Streets (R) BBC1 N IRELAND 1.30pm1.40 BBC Newsline; Weather 6.30-7.0 BBC Newsline 8.59-9.0 BBC Newsline Update 10.25-10.35 BBC Newsline; Weather BBC2 SCOTLAND 8.30am Na Daoine Beaga (The Little People) (R) 8.50-9.0 Lucas Am Bata-teasairginn (Lifeboat Luke) (R) 2.15 Wild Walks (R) 2.20 Wild Walks (R) 2.30 Politics Scotland 3.30 Hairy Bikers Best Of British (R) 4.15-5.15 Flog It! (R) 11.0-11.20 Newsnight Scotland BBC2 N IRELAND 7.59pm-8.0 BBC Weather Update 9.59-10.0 BBC Weather Update

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Radio Wednesday 5
Radio 1
97.6-99.8 MHz
6.30 The Chris Moyles Show 10.0 Fearne Cotton 12.45 Newsbeat 1.0 Scott Mills 4.0 The Ocial Chart Update With Greg James 4.30 Greg James 7.0 Huw Stephens 9.0 Matt Edmondson 10.0 Nick Grimshaw 12.0 Huw Stephens 2.0 Benji B 4.0 Dev

Radio 4
92.4-94.6 MHz; 198kHz
6.0 Today 8.31 (LW) Yesterday In Parliament 8.58 (LW) Weather 9.0 Midweek 9.45 (LW) Daily Service 9.45 (FM) Book Of The Week: Winter Journal. By Paul Auster (3/5) 10.0 Womans Hour 11.0 *Hy-Brasil 11.30 Brian Gullivers Travels. Comedy by Bill Dare, starring Neil Pearson, Mariah Gale and Duncan Wisbey. (4/6) 12.0 News 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast 12.04 You And Yours 12.45 The New Elizabethans. Prole of Rupert Murdoch.(58/60) 12.57 Weather 1.0 The World At One 1.45 (LW) Live International One-Day Cricket: England v South Africa: 1.45 (FM) Coming Out: Kelly. A woman who, as a 17-year-old newly qualied driver, accidentally killed a pedestrian discusses why she could only talk about the incident 40 years after it happened. (R) (3/5) 2.0 (FM) The Archers (R) 2.15 (FM) Afternoon Drama: The Meaning Of Love. By Anna Symon. Starring Paul Ritter and Tessa Peake-Jones. (R) 3.0 (FM) Money Box Live 3.30 (FM) Inside Health (R) (10/17) 4.0 (FM) Thinking Allowed: Italian Family Three: Studio Discussion. Laurie Taylor concludes his examination of Italian family life and declining birth rate. 4.30 (FM) The Media Show 5.0 (FM) PM. News headlines 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast 5.57 (LW) Live International One-Day Cricket: England v South Africa. 5.57 (FM) Weather 6.0 (FM) Six OClock News 6.30 (FM) When The Dog Dies:

Radio 2
88-91 MHz
6.30 Chris Evans 9.30 Ken Bruce 12.0 Jeremy Vine 2.0 Steve Wright In The Afternoon 5.0 Simon Mayo 7.0 Mike Harding 8.0 Jo Whiley 9.30 Listen To The Band 10.0 David Frost: Hollywood Greats (2/5) 11.0 Trevor Nelsons Soul Show 12.0 Janice Long 2.0 Alex Lester 5.0 Vanessa Feltz

Tangled Web. With Ronnie Corbett and Liza Tarbuck. (R) (5/6) 7.0 (FM) The Archers 7.15 (FM) Front Row 7.45 (FM) Dissolution. By CJ Sansom. (3/10) 8.0 (FM) The Education Debates. (3/3) 8.45 (FM) Four Thought 9.0 (FM) Costing The Earth: People Power (R) (4/9) 9.30 (FM) Midweek 9.59 (FM) Weather 10.0 The World Tonight 10.45 Book At Bedtime: Sweet Tooth. By Ian McEwan.(3/10) 11.0 Political Animals: Larry. (4/4) 11.15 Before They Were Famous. Ian Leslie looks at the early careers of celebrated authors. (4/4) 11.30 Today In Parliament. 12.0 News And Weather 12.30 Book Of The Week: Winter Journal. By Paul Auster. Read by Garrick Hagon. (R) (3/5) 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.0 World Service. World Brieng. Correspondents reports from around the globe.

Radio 3
90.2-92.4 MHz
6.30 Breakfast 9.0 Essential Classics. Including the Essential CD of the Week: Anne Queelec playing Scarlatti Sonatas. The Artist of the Week is David Oistrakh and Rob Cowans guest is zoologist Miranda Krestovniko. 12.0 Composer Of The Week: John Adams From Ellington To Schoenberg. Donald Macleod explores works by the composer written on an intimate scale and discusses the traces of Schoenberg, Ives and Duke Ellington that can be heard in his music. (3/5) 12.0 News 1.0 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert: 2011 Verbier Festival And Academy. Leonidas Kavakos and Enrico Pace play two Beethoven violin sonatas and bassbaritone Bryn Terfel performs Schuberts Aus dem Wasser zu singen, from the 2011 Verbier Festival. 2.0 Afternoon On 3: Prom 53: I Fagiolini/Hollingworth. From Londons Royal Albert Hall, Robert Hollingworth conducts his ensemble I Fagiolini in Italian music from 400 years ago. (R) 3.30 Choral Evensong: From Neresheim Abbey. From Neresheim Abbey in southern Germany. Celebrant: The Very Rev Prior Fr Albert Knebel OSB. Director of Music: Patrick Russill. Organists: Alexander Binns and Peter Holder. 4.30 In Tune. Sean Raerty welcomes violinist Nicola Benedetti, tenor Joseph Calleja, and Scottish Baroque ensemble the Dunedin Consort with director John Butt. 6.0 Composer Of The Week: John Adams From Ellington To Schoenberg. (R) (3/5) 7.0 *BBC Proms 2012: Prom 72 John Adams conducts his opera Nixon In China with a star-studded cast including baritone Robert Orth and soprano Kathleen Kim, alongside the BBC Singers and BBC Symphony Orchestra. 10.45 The Essay: The Music Appreciation Movement. (R) (3/4) 11.0 Late Junction. The selection encompasses Mouth Music (Puirt a beul) from the Western Isles, Alabama Song from the Budapest bar and a performance of Reichs Electric Counterpoint by Pat Metheny. 12.30 Through The Night

Radio 4 Extra
Digital
6.0 Sherlock Holmes With Carleton Hobbs 6.30 Rogue Male (13/15) 7.0 Albert And Me (3/9) 7.30 When The Dog Dies (3/6) 8.0 Hancocks Half Hour (13/20) 8.30 Im Sorry Ill Read That Again (4/13) 9.0 A Whole New Ball Game (1/6) 9.30 The Party Line (4/6) 10.0 Death At The Desert Inn 11.0 Diving Belles (3/5) 11.15 Cry Babies 12.0 Hancocks Half Hour (13/20) 12.30 Im Sorry Ill Read That Again (4/13) 1.0 Sherlock Holmes With Carleton Hobbs 1.30 Rogue Male (13/15) 2.0 Ladies Of Letters Log On (8/10) 2.15 This Sceptred Isle (197/216) 2.30 Book At Beachtime. Arthur And George (3/10) 2.45 Beowulf (3/10) 3.0 Death At The Desert Inn 4.0 The 4 OClock Show 5.0 Dr Finlay: The Adventures Of A Black Bag (6/6) 5.30 Albert And Me (3/9) 6.0 Journey Into Space (9/20) 6.30 Brave New World (3/10) 6.45 Ghost Stories By MR James 7.0 Hancocks Half Hour (13/20) 7.30 Im Sorry Ill Read That Again (4/13) 8.0 Sherlock Holmes With Carleton Hobbs 8.30 Rogue Male (13/15) 9.0 Diving Belles (3/5) 9.15 Cry Babies 10.0 Comedy Club When The Dog Dies (3/6) 10.30 Rigor Mortis (3/6) 11.0 The Cheese Shop Presents The Butter Factor (3/6) 11.30 That Mitchell And Webb Sound (4/6) 12.0 Journey Into Space (9/20) 12.30 Brave New World (3/10) 12.45 Ghost Stories By MR James 1.0 Sherlock Holmes With Carleton Hobbs 1.30 Rogue Male (13/15) 2.0 A Whole New Ball Game (1/6) 2.30 The Party Line (4/6) 3.0 Death At The Desert Inn 4.0 Diving Belles (3/5) 4.15 Cry Babies 5.0 Dr Finlay: The Adventures Of A Black Bag (6/6) 5.30 Albert And Me (3/9)

pick of the day


Popular history dictates that Richard Nixons 1972 diplomatic mission to China was considered one of the few real triumphs of an unpopular presidency, marred by scandal. Whatever its political legacy, the late president can claim to be the only one to inspire a John Adams opera. Performed here as part of the BBC Proms 2012: Prom 72 (7pm, R3), Adams conducts the BBC Symphony Orchestra to Alice Goodmans libretto. Apparently visible only once every seven years when the mist clears, phantom island Hy-Brasil (11am, R4) prompts Paul Evans to explore its mythic appeal. NI

Radio 5 Live
693, 909 kHz
6.0 5 Live Breakfast 10.0 Victoria Derbyshire 12.0 5 Live Sport: Paralympics 2.0 Sam Walker 4.0 5 Live Drive 7.0 5 Live Sport 10.30 Tony Livesey 1.0 Up All Night 5.0 Morning Reports 5.30 Wake Up To Money

1-7 Sep 2012

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Thursday 6 Television
BBC1
6.0 Breakfast (T) 9.15 Rip O 6.0 Britain (T) 10.0 Homes Under The Hammer (T) (R) 10.58 BBC News; Weather (T) 11.0 Escape To The Country (T) 11.45 Cash In The Attic (T) (R) 12.13 BBC News; Weather (T) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T) (R) 1.0 BBC News; Weather (T) 1.30 Regional News And Weather (T) 1.40 Doctors (T) 2.10 Only Fools And Horses (T) (R) 3.05 CBBC. Marrying Mum And Dad (T) (R) 3.35 Splatalot (T) (R) 4.0 Shaun The Sheep (T) (R) 4.10 Wingin It (T) (R) 4.30 Roy (T) (R) 5.0 Newsround (T) 5.15 Pointless (T)

BBC2
CBeebies Guess With Jess 6.10 6.0 Louie 6.20 Wibbly Pig 6.30 64 Zoo Lane 6.40 Chuggington 6.50 Rastamouse 7.0 CBBC. Barneys Latin America 7.30 League Of Super Evil 7.40 Leon 7.45 Frankensteins Cat 7.55 Newsround 8.0 Whats New Scooby-Doo? 8.25 CBeebies. Buzz And Tell 8.30 Nina And The Neurons: In The Lab 8.45 Baby Jake 9.0 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.10 Uki 9.20 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion 9.30 The Large Family 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Dirtgirlworld 10.0 Octonauts: Creature Reports 10.05 Kerwhizz 10.30 Driver Dans Story Train 10.40 Waybuloo 11.0 In The Night Garden 11.30 BBC World News 12.0 Daily Politics 1.0 My Life In Books (R) 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy (R) 2.15 Weakest Link (R) 3.0 Wanted Down Under (R) 3.45 Hairy Bikers Best Of British (R) 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R) 6.0 6.30 7.0 7.30

ITV1
Daybreak (T) 8.30 Lorraine (T) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T) 10.30 This Morning (T) 12.30 Loose Women (T) 1.30 ITV News And Weather (T) 1.55 Local News/ Weather (T) 2.0 Dickinsons Real Deal (T) (R) 3.0 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (T) 3.59 Local Weather (T) 4.0 My Tasty Travels With Lynda Bellingham (T) 5.0 The Chase (T)

6.00

6.0 6.30 7.0 7.30

BBC News (T) Weather Regional News Programmes (T) The One Show (T) EastEnders (T) Phil makes a lastditch phone call to the one person who might be able to help with an increasingly volatile Shirley. BBC News; Regional News Waterloo Road (T) Tariq behaves oddly as the day of his kayaking time trial arrives but it isnt until he gets in the water that his true intentions become clear. Gerard tries to discredit Michael. *Good Cop (T) Sav is stalked by Callum Rose, who claims to have been waiting for Finch in a car outside the house the night the policeman returned and could be the only witness to the murder.

6.0 Eggheads (T) (R) 6.30 Celebrity MasterChef (T) 7.0 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (T) TV presenter Michael Aspel and actor Una Stubbs travel around Norfolk in search of items to sell at auction, accompanied by experts Thomas Plant and James Lewis. 8.0 Wartime Farm (T) New series. Historian Ruth Goodman and archaeologists Alex Langlands and Peter Ginn try to recreate the experience of life on a British farm during the second world war. *Hilary Devey: Women At The Top (T) Part one of two. The entrepreneur explores why few women are appointed to the highest positions in the business world.

Local News (T) Weather ITV News And Weather (T) Emmerdale (T) Whatever Happened To Summer? Tonight (T) Jonathan Maitland meets individuals and business owners who have been aected by the poor weather.

8.00

8.0

8.0

9.0

9.0

Emmerdale (T) Alex nds himself caught between two women. 8.30 The Corrie Years The Scandals (T) New series. Chronicling Coronation Street storylines that have become talking points. 9.0 *The Bletchley Circle (T) New series. Drama about four ex-Bletchley Park operatives who try to solve murders. With Anna Maxwell Martin, Rachael Stirling, Julie Graham and Sophie Rundle.

10.00

10.0 BBC News (T) 10.25 Regional News And Weather (T) 10.35 Neighbourhood Watched (T) Housing ocer Cat Towl is shocked to discover a dead tenant in one of her ats, while colleague Jill Swann-Hunter helps a family under attack from a gang of youths. Gone Baby Gone (Ben 11.20 Aeck, 2007) (T) Crime drama, starring Casey Aeck. 1.10 Holiday Weatherview (T) 1.15 Sign Zone: Dial 999 And Wait?: Panorama (T) (R) 1.45 Countryle (T) (R) 2.45 Land Of The Lost Wolves (T) (R) 3.45 Doorstep Crime 999 (T) (R) 4.15 BBC News. BBC World News (T) 4.30 Hardtalk (T) 5.0 BBC News (T) 5.30 World Business Report (T) 5.45 BBC News (T)

10.0 Mock The Week (T) 10.30 Newsnight (T) Weather 11.20 The Rob Brydon Show (T) (R) Former Boyzone star Ronan Keating talks to Rob about his career in entertainment. 11.50 James Mays Things You Need To Know (T) (R) Exploring the theory of natural selection. 12.20 BBC News (T) 12.30 Hardtalk (T) 1.0 Newsday (T) 1.30 Asia Business Report (T) 1.45 Sport Today (T) 2.0 BBC World News (T) 2.30 Asia Business Report (T) 2.45 Sport Today (T) 3.0 BBC World News (T) 3.30 Asia Business Report (T) 3.45 Sport Today (T) 4.0 BBC Learning Zone. Schools: Shakespeare Unlocked: Julius Caesar (T) 5.0 Schools: 3, 2, 1, Go! Key Stage 1 (T)

10.0 ITV News At Ten And Weather (T) 10.30 Local News/Weather (T) 10.35 The Jonathan Ross Show (T) (R) With double Olympic gold medallist Mo Farah, rapper and actor Plan B, model-turned-actress Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and choirmaster Gareth Malone. 11.35 Poms In Paradise (T) (R) The stories of more British expats a paramedic, a professional diver, and two shop owners with an English sporting obsession. 12.05 Jackpot247 3.0 Whatever Happened To Summer?: Tonight (T) (R) 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T) (R) 5.30 ITV Morning News (T)

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Television Thursday 6
Channel 4
6.05 Paralympic Games 2012 Tonight (T) (R) 7.0 Paralympic Games Breakfast Show (T) 9.15 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Jonathan Edwards and Kelly Cates introduce live coverage of day eight of the Games, including swimming, athletics, table tennis and sitting volleyball. 12.0 Channel 4 News Midday Summary 12.05 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Further coverage of day eight, featuring athletics at the Olympic Stadium, wheelchair basketball at the North Greenwich Arena and ve-a-side football at the Riverbank Arena. 1.0 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Further coverage from London, featuring athletics, wheelchair basketball, ve-a-side football and wheelchair tennis. 4.20 Come Dine With Me (T) 4.55 The Simpsons (T) (R) 5.25 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Coverage of the rst of this evenings swimming nals at the Aquatics Centre. 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) Ste delivers an ultimatum. 7.0 Channel 4 News (T) 7.30 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Clare Balding and Ade Adepitan present coverage of athletics, wheelchair basketball and wheelchair rugby. 6.0

Channel 5
Milkshake! Thomas & Friends (T) (R) 6.10 The WotWots (T) (R) 6.20 City Of Friends (T) (R) 6.30 Jelly Jamm (T) 6.45 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 6.50 Big School (T) (R) 7.0 Little Princess (T) (R) 7.10 Ben And Hollys Little Kingdom (T) (R) 7.20 The Mr Men Show (T) (R) 7.35 Thomas & Friends (T) (R) 7.45 Make Way For Noddy (T) (R) 8.0 Fi And The Flowertots (T) (R) 8.15 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 8.25 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 8.30 Roary The Racing Car (T) (R) 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas (T) 9.0 Abbys Flying Fairy School (T) (R) 9.15 The Wright Stu 11.10 Robsons Extreme Fishing Challenge (T) (R) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (T) 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction (T) (R) 1.15 Home And Away (T) 1.45 Neighbours (T) 2.15 Numb3rs (T) (R) 3.15 Expecting A Miracle (Steve Gomer, 2009) (T) Drama, starring Jason Priestley. 5.0 5 News At 5 (T) 5.30 Neighbours (T) (R)

pick of the day

Good Cop 9pm, BBC1


Good Cop doesnt have time to hang around: two episodes in and ocer Rocksavage is being put through the wringer. Cop shows are always eective at showing mounting pressure and this one is really laying it on thick tonight. A rooftop jumper, investigations into the death of mob boss Finch, some I know what you did type of phone calls, and soon Rocksavage is ducking out of the oce to throw up. As if he didnt have more than enough on his plate, his ex and child are in town. PON

Hilary Devey: Women At The Top 9pm, BBC2

6.0

Home And Away (T) (R) Harvey and Mels custody battle takes its toll on Lottie. 6.30 5 News At 6.30 (T) 7.0 Frontline Police (T) (R) Rav Wilding accompanies Essex police ocers on a drugs raid. 5 News Update 8.0 The Kings War On Witches: Revealed (T) Exploring King James Is attempts to stamp out witchcraft and satanism in England and Scotland, which led to hundreds of women being tortured and executed in the 17th century. 5 News At 9 The Hotel Inspector (T) Alex Polizzi returns to the African Queen, a oating hotel on the Thames. Last in the series.

9.0

Men hold the majority of top jobs in British business. How do you explain this if, like Hilary Devey, you reckon theres no glass ceiling? Searching for an answer, the Dragons Den presenter travels the country to research such subjects as maternity leave and why gender-mixed teams perform better than male-only and female-only teams. A documentary thats in many respects admirable, yet somewhat depressing as it approaches work-life balance with the emphasis rmly on the paid-employment side of the equation. JW

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10.30 The Last Leg With Adam Hills (T) The comedian presents an review of the days Paralympics action, focusing on the key moments and talking points with guests from the sports and showbiz worlds. 11.15 Rude Tube: Ultimate Champions (T) (R) 12.20 David Blaine: Drowned Alive (T) (R) 1.15 Dave Gormans Googlewhack Adventure (T) (R) 3.10 Stalked (T) 3.35 This Is Me (T) (R) 3.40 Time Team (T) (R) 4.35 Deal Or No Deal (T) (R) 5.30 Quick Bakes With Eric Lanlard (T) (R) 5.40 Freshly Squeezed (T)

10.0 Celebrity Big Brother (T) Highlights of the famous housemates past 24 hours under the eye of Big Brother, as the build-up to Friday nights big nale begins. 11.0 Celebrity Big Brothers Bit On The Side (T) Emma Willis looks forward to tomorrow nights nal, and is joined by a panel of guests and an audience of fans to run the rule over the remaining contenders. 12.0 SuperCasino 3.55 HouseBusters (T) (R) 4.20 House Doctor: Yeovil (T) (R) 4.45 Michaelas Wild Challenge (T) (R) 5.10 Nicks Quest (T) (R) 5.35 Nicks Quest (T) (R)

The Bletchley Circle 9pm, ITV1


If the Kate Winslet lm Enigma had starred Miranda Hart instead, then it might have been a bit like this: a lowbrow period piece in the vein of All Creatures Great And Small. Here, Anna Maxwell Martin plays the (entirely ctional) Susan, a logician whose codebreaking helped give the Germans what for in the second world war. By 1952, Susan is a housewife but cant turn o her skills. When she believes she can see a pattern emerging in a series of north London murders, it seems a good moment to get her old gang of super-smart gal chums back together to help the police solve crime. Jolly good fun. JR

Thursday 6 Digital Television


Freeview
BBC3
7.0pm The Worlds Strictest Parents 8.0 Dont Tell The Bride 9.0 Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live 2012. A showcase of the years best stand-up, hosted by Seann Walsh. 10.0 Wilfred. Ryan allows his pregnant sister to move in with him. 10.20 Pops Greatest Dance Crazes 10.30 EastEnders 11.0 Family Guy. Stewie falls in love with an old friend. 11.20 Family Guy. Peter volunteers for the police force. 11.45 American Dad! Hayley nds a new man. 12.05 American Dad! Stan refuses to be seen with Steve. 12.30 Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live 2012. A showcase of the years best stand-up, hosted by Seann Walsh. 1.30 Wilfred 1.50 Dont Tell The Bride 2.50 The Comedy Marathon Spectacular

E4
6.0am Switched 6.25 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance 7.20 One Tree Hill 8.05 Rules Of Engagement 9.05 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance 10.05 Ugly Betty 11.0 Desperate Housewives 12.0 Scrubs 12.30 Hollyoaks 1.0 How I Met Your Mother 2.0 The Big Bang Theory 3.0 Rules Of Engagement 4.0 Ugly Betty 5.0 How I Met Your Mother 6.0 The Big Bang Theory 7.0 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.0 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.0 2 Broke Girls 9.30 New Girl 10.0 Franklin & Bash 11.0 8 Out Of 10 Cats Uncut 11.50 The Big Bang Theory 12.50 Scrubs 1.20 How I Met Your Mother 2.10 Rules Of Engagement 2.35 Desperate Housewives 3.15 90210 3.55 Smallville 4.40 Switched

2.05 Hamish Macbeth 3.10 Murder, She Wrote 4.10 On The Buses 4.40 Heartbeat 5.50 Downton Abbey 7.0 Murder, She Wrote 8.0 Agatha Christies Poirot 9.0 The Mighty Mississippi With Trevor McDonald 10.0 Wire In The Blood 11.0 Law & Order: UK 12.05 Wyclie 1.10 Numb3rs 2.0 ITV3 Nightscreen

ITV4
6.0am Greatest World Cup Matches 6.15 The Professionals 7.05 Batman 7.55 The Sweeney 9.0 The Fall Guy 10.0 Quantum Leap 11.0 Cycling 12.0 The Sweeney 1.0 Police, Camera, Action! 1.30 Police, Camera, Action! 2.0 Worlds Wildest Police Videos 3.0 The Fall Guy 4.0 Batman 5.0 The Professionals 6.05 Quantum Leap 7.0 Cycling 8.0 Border Security USA 9.0 Get Carter (1971) 11.15 Get Shorty (1995) 1.25 The Professionals 2.25 Police, Camera, Action! 2.50 ITV4 Nightscreen

5USA BBC4
7.0pm World News Today 7.0 Weather 7.30 *BBC Proms 2012 A performance of Leonard Bernsteins Mass. 9.25 The Toilet An Unspoken History. Ifor ap Glyn examines the social history of the toilet. 10.25 The Treasures Of Ancient Rome 11.25 Only Connect 11.55 Darwins Struggle: The Evolution Of The Origin Of Species. How Darwin wrote his famous book. 12.55 Creation (2009). Biopic of Charles Darwin, starring Paul Bettany. 2.35 The Toilet An Unspoken History 6.0am Teleshopping 12.0 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12.25 CSI: NY 1.25 Tidal Wave: No Escape (1997) 3.15 Shark 4.15 La Femme Musketeer 6.0 Shark 6.55 Inside Hollywood 7.0 CSI: NY 8.0 CSI: NY 8.58 Inside Hollywood 9.0 CSI: Miami 10.0 NCIS 11.0 NCIS 12.0 CSI: NY 1.0 SuperCasino

S4C Digital
7.0am Cyw Holi Hana 7.10 Peppa 7.20 ABC 7.35 Sbridiri 8.0 Octonots 8.10 Cwpwrdd Cadi 8.25 Nodi 8.35 Heulwen A Lleu 8.40 Tomos Ai Ffrindiau 9.0 Sali Mali 9.05 Pelen Hud 9.10 Bibi Bel 9.15 Darllen Da Fi 9.30 Bob Y Bildar 9.40 Meees 9.55 Y Teulu Mawr 10.10 Oli Dan Y Don 10.20 F-F Ai Ffrindiau 10.35 Wm 10.40 Mwncin Dweud Mwncin Gwneud 10.50 Pingu 11.0 Holi Hana 11.10 Tomos Ai Ffrindiau 11.25 Cwpwrdd Cadi 11.35 123 11.50 Peppa 12.0 Marcaroni 12.15 Octonots 12.25 Bla Bla Blewog 12.40 Nodi 1.0 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 1.05 Heno 1.30 3 Lle 2.0 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 3.0 Cyw Igi, Tigi, Bip A Bop 3.30 Nodi 3.40 Bach A Mawr 3.55 Cwm Rhyd Y Rhosyn 4.0 Dwdlam 4.15 Ben A Mali Au Byd Bach O Hud 4.30 Awr Fawr Cyw 5.30 Stwnsh Bywyd Cudd Sabrina 5.55 Tim Talent 6.20 Ffeil 6.30 Pobol Y Cwm 6.30 Penawdau Newyddion 7.0 Heno 7.30 Newyddion Ar Tywydd 7.55 Calon 8.0 Pobol Y Cwm 8.25 Cefn Gwlad 8.55 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 9.0 Bois Y Caca 9.30 Ralio+ 10.0 Y Lle 10.55 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 11.05 Dim Byd/Mwy: Sheri Nefyn 11.35 Dos I Gwcio 12.10 Diwedd

More4
8.55am Secret Location 10.0 Four In A Bed 10.35 Quick Bakes With Eric Lanlard 10.55 A Place In The Sun 11.30 The Black Swan (1942) 1.15 Time Team 2.20 Time Team 3.20 Deal Or No Deal 4.20 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 5.25 Come Dine With Me 6.25 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 7.30 Gok Cooks Chinese 8.0 Grand Designs 9.0 Thelmas Gypsy Girls 10.05 The Closer 11.0 Father Ted 11.35 Father Ted 12.05 Thelmas Gypsy Girls 1.10 The Closer 2.05 Brothers & Sisters 3.05 Gok Cooks Chinese 3.40 A Place In The Sun

CBBC
7.0am Arthur 7.25 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 7.40 Newsround 7.45 Deadly Top 10; Newsround 8.20 Wingin It 8.45 Bear Behaving Badly 9.05 Danis House 9.35 Dick n Dom Go Wild 10.05 Ed And Ouchos Excellent Inventions 10.30 Me And My Monsters 10.55 Hotel Trubble 11.25 OOglies 11.40 Trapped 12.10 Little Howards Big Question 12.35 I Want My Own Room 1.05 The Legend Of Dick & Dom 1.35 Copycats 2.0 Bear Behaving Badly 2.25 Dick n Dom Go Wild 2.55 Deadly 60 Bites 3.0 Arthur 3.10 Shaun The Sheep; Newsround 3.20 Pet Squad; Shaun The Sheep Championsheeps 3.35 Dennis And Gnasher 3.45 League Of Super Evil 4.0 The Scooby-Doo Show; Newsround 4.30 Goodbye Year Six 5.0 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 5.15 Stepping Up 5.45 Blue Peter 6.15 The Sparticle Mystery 6.45 Shaun The Sheep; Newsround

ITV2
6.0am Emmerdale 6.25 Coronation Street 6.50 Lifes Funniest Moments 7.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 8.05 Judge Judy 9.0 Judge Judy 9.25 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 10.15 The Real Housewives Of New York City 11.10 Judge Judy 12.0 Emmerdale 12.30 Coronation Street 1.0 Judge Judy 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 The Real Housewives Of New York City 5.30 Judge Judy 6.0 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.0 Super Tiny Animals 8.0 Evan Almighty (2007) 10.0 Celebrity Juice 10.45 Top Dog Model 11.45 Best In Show (2000) 1.35 Hells Kitchen USA 2.20 Teleshopping 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen

Film
Film4
11.0am Aleksandra (2007) 12.50 Very Important Person (1961) 2.45 Ivanhoe (1952) 4.55 Singin In The Rain (1952) 7.0 Failure To Launch (2006) 8.50 Tony Scott Interview 9.0 Top Gun (1986) 11.10 Domino (2005) 1.35 Loving Memory (1971)

Dave
7.10am Dragons Den 8.0 Bush Pilots 9.0 Fifth Gear 10.0 Top Gear 11.0 Bush Pilots 12.0 Dragons Den 1.0 Top Gear 2.0 Top Gear 3.0 Bush Pilots 4.0 Dragons Den 5.0 Top Gear 6.0 Top Gear 7.0 Bush Pilots 8.0 Top Gear 9.0 Mock The Week 9.40 QI 10.20 Never Mind The Buzzcocks 11.0 Mock The Week 11.40 Mock The Week 12.20 QI 1.0 Argumental 1.35 Mock The Week 2.05 Peep Show 2.30 Bang Goes The Theory

ITV3
6.0am Heartbeat 6.55 Upstairs, Downstairs 8.0 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 9.0 The Store 10.0 Father Dowling Mysteries 11.0 Agatha Christies Marple 1.05 Heartbeat

Sky Movies Family


6.45am The Good Witchs Family (2011) 8.20 Stuart Little (1999) 9.50 Despicable Me (2010) 11.30 The Good Witchs Family (2011) 1.10 Soul Surfer

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(2011) 3.0 Snow Dogs (2002) 4.45 Stuart Little (1999) 6.15 Despicable Me (2010) 8.0 Soul Surfer (2011) 10.0 Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) 12.20 Snow Dogs (2002) 2.10 Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) 4.30 The Good Witchs Family (2011) 12.0 How The Universe Works 1.0 Alive! Sixty Days Under The Snow 2.0 Auction Kings 2.30 Auction Kings 3.0 American Chopper: Senior Versus Junior 3.50 Wheeler Dealers 4.40 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 5.30 Destroyed In Seconds

pick of the day

FX
8.0am Farscape 9.0 Farscape 10.0 Law & Order 11.0 Law & Order 12.0 NCIS 1.0 NCIS 2.0 Leverage 3.0 The Defenders 4.0 Law & Order 5.0 Law & Order 6.0 Leverage 7.0 NCIS 8.0 NCIS 9.0 Family Guy 9.30 American Dad! 10.0 The Cleveland Show 10.30 Family Guy 11.0 Family Guy 11.30 Family Guy 12.0 American Dad! 12.30 American Dad! 1.0 King Of The Hill 1.30 King Of The Hill 2.0 The Defenders 3.0 Dexter 4.05 King Of The Hill 4.35 King Of The Hill 5.0 Teleshopping

BBC Proms 2012 7.30pm, BBC4


Leonard Bernsteins Mass receives its rst complete performance at the Proms. As to why its taken more than four decades to get to the classical music festival following its New York debut in 1971, this may have something to do with the sheer complexity of staging an unconventional work (some Catholics initially saw it as blasphemous) rooted in great part in musical theatre. Expect conductor Kristjan Jrvi to be taking a deep breath then, as he steps up to conduct the BBC National Orchestra of Wales, sundry choirs and choruses, and even a rock group. JW

Sky Movies Indie


8.0am Skateland (2010) 9.50 Another Happy Day (2011) 11.55 Life Is Beautiful (1997) 2.0 Half Nelson (2006) 4.0 We Need To Talk About Kevin (2011) 6.0 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (2010) 8.0 Half Nelson (2006) 10.0 We Need To Talk About Kevin (2011) 12.0 Beginners (2010) 1.50 Rushmore (1999) 3.30 Sisters & Brothers (2011)

Sky Movies Premiere


10.0am Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (2011) 12.0 Brave Special 12.30 Win Win (2011) 2.30 The Art Of Getting By (2011) 4.0 Battleeld America (2012) 6.0 Win Win (2011) 8.0 Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (2011) 9.45 Shark Night (2011) 11.15 Four (2011) 12.45 Shark Night (2011)

G.O.L.D.
6.0am Bread 6.30 Sykes 7.0 Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? 7.40 Bread 8.20 Sykes 9.0 To The Manor Born 9.40 The Good Life 10.20 Keeping Up Appearances 11.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 11.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 12.20 One Foot In The Grave 1.0 Yes, Prime Minister 1.40 Yes, Prime Minister 2.20 The Green Green Grass 3.0 To The Manor Born 3.40 The Good Life 4.20 Keeping Up Appearances 5.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 5.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 6.20 One Foot In The Grave 7.0 Yes, Prime Minister 7.40 Yes, Prime Minister 8.20 The Green Green Grass 9.0 Blackadder The Third 9.40 Blackadder The Third 10.20 The Royle Family 11.0 Bottom 11.40 The Black Adder 12.30 Blackadder The Third 1.05 Blackadder The Third 1.35 The Royle Family 2.05 Bottom 2.35 Crapston Villas 2.50 Rex The Runt

The British 9pm, Sky Atlantic


Yet another series on these isles from Roman times to the present day. This one, however, attempts to jazz things up for an audience potentially bored of Oxbridge dons pointing at maps of Mercia by staging re-enactments of major historical turning points through the ages. We begin in 58 AD and the arrival of a 10,000 strong Roman army to come, see and conquer Britain, probably for the best. The programme also looks at pre-Roman achievements such as Stonehenge and examines the social set-up of the earliest Britons. DS

TCM
6.55am Gunsmoke 8.0 The High Chaparral 9.0 The Wings Of Eagles (1957) 11.0 Branded (1950) 12.45 Gunsmoke 1.50 The High Chaparral 3.0 Casablanca (1942) 4.55 The Big Trail (1930) 7.15 Carson City (1952) 9.0 The Silence Of The Lambs (1991) 11.15 Bad Company (1972) 1.05 The Silence Of The Lambs (1991) 3.10 Bad Company (1972) 5.0 Casablanca (1942)

Satellite & Cable


Comedy Central
8.0am Two And A Half Men 9.0 Friends 11.0 Two And A Half Men 12.0 Friends 1.0 Scrubs 2.0 Two And A Half Men 4.0 Scrubs 5.0 Friends 6.0 Two And A Half Men 7.0 Rules Of Engagement 8.0 Friends 9.0 Live At The Apollo 10.0 Sean Lock: Lockipedia Live 11.0 How To Be A Gentleman 11.30 South Park 12.30 Two And A Half Men 1.30 Comedy Central At The Comedy Store 2.30 30 Rock 2.55 The King Of Queens 3.45 Frasier 4.10 Everybody Loves Raymond 5.0 Teleshopping

Deals From The Dark Side 10pm, Watch

National Geographic
6.0am Teleshopping 6.30 Teleshopping 7.0 Teleshopping 7.30 Teleshopping 8.0 Air Crash Investigation 9.0 Ancient X Files 10.0 Chinas Ghost Army 11.0 Lost Mines Of King Solomon 12.0 Great Fire Of London: The Untold Story 1.0 The Truth Behind 2.0 Rome Revealed 3.0 World War II: The Apocalypse 4.0 Air Crash Investigation 5.0 Full Force Nature 5.30 Full Force Nature 6.0 9/11: Washington Under Attack 7.0 Doomsday Preppers 8.0 Death Row Texas 9.0 9/11: The Woman Who Wasnt There 10.0 Banged Up Abroad 11.0 9/11: Voices From The Air 12.0 Death Row Texas 1.0 9/11: The Woman Who Wasnt There 2.0 Teleshopping 2.30 Teleshopping 3.0 Rome Revealed 3.45 World War II: The Apocalypse 4.30 Air Crash Investigation 5.15 Great Fire Of London: The Untold Story

Discovery
6.0am Raging Planet 7.0 How Do They Do It? 7.30 How Its Made 8.0 Auction Kings 8.30 Auction Kings 9.0 American Chopper: Senior Versus Junior 10.0 Wheeler Dealers 11.0 Fifth Gear 12.0 American Chopper: Senior Versus Junior 1.0 The Bible: A History 2.0 Greatest Tank Battles 3.0 The First World War 4.0 Deadliest Catch 5.0 Auction Kings 5.30 Auction Kings 6.0 Mythbusters 7.0 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 8.0 Gold Rush Special 9.0 How The Universe Works 10.0 Curiosity 11.0 Gold Divers

Syfy
6.0am Smallville 7.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 8.0 Teleshopping 11.0 Smallville 12.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 1.0 A

Ever wondered what Bargain Hunt would be like if the target demographic were Cradle Of Filth fans? Wonder no longer, with Watchs latest US import looking at the work of dark relic collector Steve Santini, who makes a living buying and selling items that could turn David Dickinsons walnut zzog pale. The focus of this opener is what might just be a genuine deckchair recovered from the Titanic. While parts of the episode feel a little too stagey - using a psychic consultant to help prove an objects authenticity? Really? this makes for a refreshing change from your average antiques show. MJ

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Thursday 6 Digital Television


Town Called Eureka 2.0 Human Target 3.0 Almighty Thor (2011) 5.0 Earths Final Hours (2011) 7.0 A Town Called Eureka 8.0 Warehouse 13 9.0 Warehouse 13 10.0 Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) 12.10 Todd & The Book Of Pure Evil 12.40 Warehouse 13 1.40 The Almighty Johnsons 2.40 The Almighty Johnsons 3.50 Human Target 5.0 Smallville Me 11.0 Lie To Me 12.0 Oops TV 1.0 Stargate SG-1 2.0 Stargate SG-1 3.0 Modern Family 3.30 The Middle 4.0 Modern Family 4.30 The Middle 5.0 A League Of Their Own 5.30 Futurama 6.0 The Simpsons 6.30 Futurama 7.0 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.0 Sinbad 9.0 An Idiot Abroad 10.0 Trollied 10.30 Trollied 11.0 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 12.0 Road Wars 1.0 Sun, Sea And A&E 2.0 Sun, Sea And A&E: South Africa 2.55 Lie To Me 3.45 Lie To Me 4.35 Airline 5.05 Sell Me The Answer 5.0 Ultra Trail 5.30 Motorcycling 6.30 Motorcycling 7.30 World Superbikes 8.30 British Superbikes 10.0 MotoGP 11.30 Cycling: Vuelta A Espaa

ESPN
6.0am Goal Show 6.30 ESPN Kicks: Extra 6.45 Premier League World 7.15 ESPN Kicks: Brasileirao 7.30 ESPN Kicks: MLS 8.0 ESPN FC Press Pass 8.30 Major League Soccer 10.15 World Series By Renault 11.45 Premier League Review 12.45 FA WSL Review Show 1.30 ESPN FC Press Pass 2.0 Major League Soccer 3.45 World Series By Renault 5.15 Mazda Championship Racing 6.15 ESPN Kicks: Extra 6.30 ESPN Kicks: MLS 7.0 ESPN Kicks: Brasileirao 7.15 ESPN FC Press Pass 7.45 Premier League World 8.15 Major League Soccer 10.0 Dream On Wembley FC 11.0 ESPN Kicks: MLS 11.30 ESPN FC Press Pass 12.0 Live Major League Baseball 3.0 FIBA Basketball 3.30 World Series By Renault 5.0 Mazda Championship Racing

Sky Arts 1
6.0am Hay Sessions 2010 7.0 Art Of Survival 8.0 London Calling 9.0 The British Invasion 10.0 A Journey Through American Music 11.0 Gary Numan: Reinvention The Electric Warrior 12.0 The Specials In Concert 1.0 Fame In The Frame 1.30 Art And The City 2.0 In Condence 3.0 London Calling 4.0 Gary Numan: Reinvention The Electric Warrior 5.0 The Specials In Concert 6.0 From The Basement 7.0 Art Of The Heist 8.0 Screenwriters The Bafta And BFI Lectures 8.35 London Rock 9.30 Onion News Network 10.0 Soundstage Presents Garbage 11.0 Rolling Stones: Some Girls Live In Texas 1978 12.35 London Rock 1.35 Screenwriters The Bafta And BFI Lectures 2.10 Madame Tutli-Putli 2.30 Onion News Network 3.0 Prisoners Of War 4.0 In Condence 5.0 The Book Show

Sky Living
6.0am Nothing To Declare 6.30 Nothing To Declare 7.0 Maury 8.0 Americas Next Top Model 9.0 Jerry Springer 10.0 Nothing To Declare 10.30 Nothing To Declare 11.0 Passport Patrol 11.30 Passport Patrol 12.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.0 Criminal Minds 3.0 Criminal Minds 4.0 Passport Patrol 4.30 Passport Patrol 5.0 Nothing To Declare 5.30 Nothing To Declare 6.0 Sing Date 6.30 Sing Date 7.0 Criminal Minds 8.0 Teen Wolf 9.0 Cooks To Market 10.0 Styled To Rock 11.0 Greys Anatomy 12.0 Bones 1.0 Criminal Minds 1.50 Supernatural 2.40 Medium 3.30 Bones 4.20 Criminal Minds 5.10 Americas Next Top Model

Sky Sports 1
6.0am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.0 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.0 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.0 Boots n All 10.0 European Tour Weekly 10.30 Live European Tour Golf 12.30 Inside The PGA Tour 1.0 International OneDay Cricket 3.0 Total Rugby 3.30 Live European Tour Golf 5.30 Fifa Futbol Mundial 6.0 Ringside 7.0 Premier League World 7.30 Live Under-21s International Football. Scotland v Luxembourg. Kick-o 7.45pm. 10.0 The Footballers Football Show 11.30 Premier League World 12.0 Ringside 1.0 Under-21s International Football 2.30 The Footballers Football Show 4.0 Ringside 5.0 Premier League World 5.30 IAAF Athletix

Sky Atlantic
6.0am The X Files 7.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.0 Star Trek: Voyager 9.0 ER 10.0 House 11.0 The X Files 12.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 1.0 Star Trek: Voyager 2.0 ER 3.0 House 4.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 5.0 Star Trek: Voyager 6.0 ER 7.0 House 8.0 British Cycling: The Road To Glory 9.0 *The British 10.0 Alan Partridge: Welcome To The Places Of My Life 11.0 Hunderby 11.30 This Is Jinsy 12.0 The British 1.0 British Cycling: The Road To Glory 2.0 The Wire 3.20 Inside The Actors Studio 4.20 Blue Bloods: Meet The Characters 4.30 The Mortied Sessions 5.0 The X Files

Watch
6.05am Good Chef, Bad Chef 6.30 Total Wipeout USA 7.15 Robin Hood 8.0 Covert Aairs 9.0 The Bill 10.0 The Bill 11.0 Doctor Who 12.30 Doctor Who 2.0 Total Wipeout USA 3.0 Robin Hood 4.0 Doctor Who 5.30 Doctor Who 7.0 Bondi Rescue 7.30 Bondi Rescue 8.0 Jonathan Creek 9.0 Motorway Cops: A Trac Cops Special 10.0 *Deals From The Dark Side 10.30 Deals From The Dark Side 11.0 Being Human 12.0 Bondi Rescue 12.30 Bondi Rescue 1.0 Torchwood 2.0 Total Wipeout USA

Sky Sports 2
6.0am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.0 WWE: Experience 8.0 International One-Day Cricket 10.0 FIBA Basketball 10.30 Total Rugby 11.0 Fifa Futbol Mundial 11.30 Boots n All 12.30 Total Rugby 1.0 US Open Tennis 4.0 Live US Open Tennis 10.0 Ringside 11.0 IAAF Athletix 11.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 12.0 Live US Open Tennis

Sport
British Eurosport
7.30am Cycling 8.0 Cycling: Vuelta A Espaa 9.0 British Superbikes 10.0 MotoGP 11.0 Cycling: Vuelta A Espaa 12.0 US Open Tennis 4.0 Triathlon

Sky1
6.0am Dont Forget The Lyrics 7.0 Wild Vets 7.30 Wild Vets 8.0 Stargate SG-1 9.0 Stargate SG-1 10.0 Lie To

Terrestrial variations
ANGLIA As ITV BORDER As ITV CENTRAL As ITV WESTCOUNTRY As ITV GRANADA As ITV GRAMPIAN As ITV except 11.05pm The Jonathan Ross Show (R) 12.05-5.30 The Nightshift ITV1 WEST As ITV ITV1 WALES As ITV except 10.35pm Face To Face 11.05-11.35 Paul OGrady: For The Love Of Dogs MERIDIAN As ITV CHANNEL As ITV except 12.05am The Way We Were (R) 12.30 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime (R) 1.20 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Mystery (R) 2.10-3.0 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime (R) SCOTTISH As ITV except 11.05pm The Jonathan Ross Show (R) 12.05-5.30 The Nightshift ULSTER As ITV except 11.05pm RPM Motorsport 11.35 The Jonathan Ross Show (R) 12.30 Teleshopping 2.30-3.0 Fabulous Food Adventure (R) YORKSHIRE As ITV TYNE TEES As ITV BBC1 NORTH 6.30pm-7.0 Look North BBC1 NORTH EAST 6.30pm-7.0 Look North BBC1 NORTH WEST 6.30pm-7.0 North West Tonight BBC1 SCOTLAND 1.30pm1.40 Reporting Scotland; Weather 6.30-7.0 Reporting Scotland 10.25-10.35 Reporting Scotland; Weather BBC1 WALES 1.30pm1.40 BBC Wales Today; Weather 6.30-7.0 BBC Wales Today 10.25 BBC Wales Today; Weather 10.35 Baker Boys (R) 11.35 Neighbourhood Watched 12.20 Gone Baby Gone (Ben Aeck, 2007) Crime drama, starring Casey Aeck. 2.15-2.45 Dial 999 And Wait?: Panorama (R) BBC1 N IRELAND 1.30pm1.40 BBC Newsline; Weather 6.30-7.0 BBC Newsline 8.59-9.0 BBC Newsline Update 10.25-10.35 BBC Newsline; Weather BBC2 SCOTLAND 8.30am Bigeil (R) 8.50-9.0 Lucas Am Bata-teasairginn (Lifeboat Luke) (R) 12.0 Politics Scotland 12.30-1.0 Daily Politics 7.0 Coast (R) 7.30-8.0 The Beechgrove Garden 11.0-11.20 Newsnight Scotland BBC2 WALES 7.0pm Sport Wales 7.30-8.0 Scrum V Classics (R) BBC2 N IRELAND 7.59pm-8.0 BBC Weather Update 9.59-10.0 BBC Weather Update

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issue of military service for ultra-orthodox Jews in Israel. Last in the series. (9/9) 11.30 Dancing With Mountains. Andrew 6.30 The Chris Moyles Show 10.0 Fearne Greig examines the connections between Cotton 12.45 Newsbeat 1.0 Scott Mills 4.0 the visual arts and climbing. 12.0 News Greg James 7.0 Zane Lowe 9.0 In New DJs 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast 12.04 You We Trust 10.0 Nick Grimshaw 12.0 The And Yours 12.45 The New Elizabethans. Residency: Chuckie 2.0 Toddla T 4.0 Dev James Naughtie presents a prole of Simon Cowell. (59/60) 12.57 Weather 1.0 The World At One 1.45 Coming Out: Rosie. A woman discusses why she 88-91 MHz arranged for her three-year-old son to 6.30 Chris Evans 9.30 Ken Bruce 12.0 live with his father temporarily while she Jeremy Vine 2.0 Steve Wright In The nished her PhD a situation which then Afternoon 5.0 Simon Mayo 7.0 Bob Harris became permanent. (R) (4/5) 2.0 The Country 8.0 Radio 2 In Concert: Best Of Archers (R) 2.15 Afternoon Drama: A9. Hyde Park 2011 9.30 Benny Goodman: By Helen Cooper. A war hero prepares King Of Swing (3/6) 10.0 Brian Johnsons to bequeath his millions, but there are Rockers And Rollers (2/6) 11.0 Steve strings attached. Starring David Warner Lamacqs Rock College 12.0 Janice Long and Rebecca Saire. (R) 3.0 Open Country. 2.0 Alex Lester 5.0 Vanessa Feltz Jules Hudson learns about controversial plans to turn Angleseys Penrhos nature reserve into a holiday resort. (10/11) 3.27 Radio 4 Appeal: Railway Children (R) 3.30 90.2-92.4 MHz (LW) Book Club (R) 3.30 (FM) Book Club 6.30 Breakfast 9.0 Essential Classics 12.0 (R) 4.0 The Film Programme. Francine Composer Of The Week: John Adams. Stock talks to director Joe Wright about The composer talks to Donald Macleod his big-screen adaptation of Tolstoys about his journeys in sound. (4/5) 12.0 Anna Karenina. 4.30 Material World 5.0 News 1.0 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. PM 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast 5.57 Valeriy Sokolov and Nelson Goerner play Weather 6.0 Six OClock News 6.30 Just Prokoevs First Violin Sonata, and Bryn A Minutes Indian Adventure. Nicholas Terfel performs songs by Ibert and Quilter. Parsons visits Bangalore and Mumbai 2.0 Afternoon On 3: Prom 56. The BBC to learn how Just A Minute has inspired Symphony Orchestra performs Knussens JAM sessions Indianised versions of the Third Symphony, plus works by Helen game in the countrys colleges. (R) 7.0 Grime and Debussy. (R) 4.30 In Tune The Archers. Pawel makes a surprising 6.0 Composer Of The Week: John Adams (R) (4/5) 7.0 BBC Proms 2012: Prom 73. Bernard Haitink conducts the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra in Bruckners Ninth Symphony, and Murray Perahia joins them for Beethovens Fourth Piano Concerto. 9.30 Hungarys Soul: Liszt And Gypsy Music. Hungarian-born poet George Contemporary comedys favourite Szirtes revisits Budapest to trace the music bearded weirdo, the brilliant Joe that Liszt described in his book on Gypsy Wilkinson, joins Diane Morgan again music. (R) 10.15 *BBC Proms 2012: in Two Episodes Of Mash (11pm, Prom 74 Live from the Royal Albert Hall, R4). A new four-part series, born out Congolese street band Sta Benda Bilili of a successful series of pilots, Mash perform music from their latest album, is based on a sketch-show format Bouger Le Monde, joined by Congolesewritten by the pair and featuring born Belgian rapper Baloji. 11.45 Late regular guests tonights includes Junction 12.30 Through The Night

Radio 1

97.6-99.8 MHz

Radio 2

Radio 3

move. 7.15 Front Row. John Wilson talks to ballerina Darcey Bussell about her ballet career. 7.45 Dissolution. By CJ Sansom. Shardlakes investigation is complicated by an unexpected discovery. Broadcast earlier as part of Womans Hour. (4/10) 8.0 The Report. An investigation into the state of the forensic science industry in the UK. (10/) 8.30 In Business (8/9) 9.0 Saving Species. Brett Westwood reects on this years wet summer. (R) (1/24) 9.30 Frys English Delight (R) (4/4) 9.59 Weather 10.0 The World Tonight 10.45 Book At Bedtime: Sweet Tooth. By Ian McEwan. Serena receives her rst serious assignment, but she soon learns her friend Shirley has been sacked. (4/10) 11.0 *Two Episodes Of Mash New series. Surreal comedy sketches, performed by Diane Morgan and Joe Wilkinson. (1/4) 11.30 Today In Parliament 12.0 News And Weather 12.30 Book Of The Week: Winter Journal (R) (4/5) 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.0 World Service. World Brieng

Radio 4 Extra
Digital
6.0 Sherlock Holmes With Carleton Hobbs 6.30 Rogue Male (14/15) 7.0 Smelling Of Roses (6/6) 7.30 Fags, Mags And Bags (6/6) 8.0 Yes Minister (1/8) 8.30 Dads Army (20/26) 9.0 Huddwinks (1/6) 9.30 The Unbelievable Truth (5/6) 10.0 Blithe Spy 11.0 Diving Belles (4/5) 11.15 Bottle Blonde And Beautiful 12.0 Yes Minister (1/8) 12.30 Dads Army (20/26) 1.0 Sherlock Holmes With Carleton Hobbs 1.30 Rogue Male (14/15) 2.0 Ladies Of Letters Log On (9/10) 2.15 Ambridge Extra (20/20) 2.30 Book At Beachtime. Arthur And George (4/10) 2.45 Beowulf (4/10) 3.0 Blithe Spy 4.0 The 4 OClock Show 5.0 Capital Gains (1/4) 5.30 Smelling Of Roses (6/6) 6.0 Journey Into Space (10/20) 6.30 Brave New World (4/10) 6.45 Ghost Stories By MR James 7.0 Yes Minister (1/8) 7.30 Dads Army (20/26) 8.0 Sherlock Holmes With Carleton Hobbs 8.30 Rogue Male (14/15) 9.0 Diving Belles (4/5) 9.15 Bottle Blonde And Beautiful 10.0 Comedy Club. Fags, Mags And Bags (6/6) 10.30 Four Sad Faces (1/2) 11.0 Rubbish (2/6) 11.30 Cowards (4/4) 12.0 Journey Into Space (10/20) 12.30 Brave New World (4/10) 12.45 Ghost Stories By MR James 1.0 Sherlock Holmes With Carleton Hobbs 1.30 Rogue Male (14/15) 2.0 Huddwinks (1/6) 2.30 The Unbelievable Truth (5/6) 3.0 Blithe Spy 4.0 Diving Belles (4/5) 4.15 Bottle Blonde And Beautiful 5.0 Capital Gains (1/4) 5.30 Smelling Of Roses (6/6)

pick of the day

Radio 4
92.4-94.6 MHz; 198kHz
6.0 Today 8.31 (LW) Yesterday In Parliament 8.58 (LW) Weather 9.0 Frys English Delight. Stephen Fry is joined by Gyles Brandreth and Mark Kermode to explore the letter x. Last in the series. (4/4) 9.30 Twin Nation. Edi Stark asks whether being a twin can help or hinder a persons development. (R) (4/5) 9.45 (LW) Daily Service 9.45 (FM) Book Of The Week: Winter Journal. By Paul Auster, read by Garrick Hagon. The author reects on his mothers life with the hindsight of adulthood when she suddenly dies. (4/5) 10.0 Womans Hour 11.0 Crossing Continents. Linda Pressly examines the

fellow facial hair-wearing comic David ODoherty. Congolese street band Sta Benda Bilili, a group of paraplegic rumba musicians who once lived homeless and are now stars, perform BBC Proms 2012: Prom 74 (10.15pm, R3), joined by rapper Baloji (pictured). NI

Radio 5 Live
693, 909 kHz
6.0 5 Live Breakfast 10.0 Victoria Derbyshire 12.0 5 Live Sport: Paralympics 2.0 Sam Walker 4.0 5 Live Drive 7.0 5 Live Sport 10.30 Tony Livesey 1.0 Up All Night 5.0 Morning Reports 5.30 Wake Up To Money

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Friday 7 Television
BBC1
6.0 Breakfast (T) 9.15 Rip O 6.0 Britain (T) 10.0 Homes Under The Hammer (T) 10.58 BBC News; Weather (T) 11.0 Escape To The Country (T) 11.45 Cash In The Attic (T) (R) 12.13 BBC News; Weather (T) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T) 1.0 BBC News; Weather (T) 1.30 Regional News And Weather (T) 1.40 Doctors (T) 2.10 Only Fools And Horses (T) (R) 3.05 CBBC. Marrying Mum And Dad (T) (R) 3.35 Splatalot (T) (R) 4.0 Who Let The Dogs Out? (T) (R) 4.30 Blue Peter (T) (R) 5.0 Newsround (T) 5.15 Pointless (T)

BBC2
CBeebies Guess With Jess 6.10 6.0 Louie 6.20 Wibbly Pig 6.30 64 Zoo Lane 6.40 Chuggington 6.50 Rastamouse 7.0 CBBC. Barneys Latin America 7.30 League Of Super Evil 7.40 Leon 7.45 Frankensteins Cat 7.55 Newsround 8.0 Whats New Scooby-Doo? 8.25 CBeebies. Buzz And Tell 8.30 Nina And The Neurons: In The Lab 8.45 Baby Jake 9.0 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.10 Uki 9.20 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion 9.30 The Large Family 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Dirtgirlworld 10.0 Octonauts: Creature Reports 10.05 Kerwhizz 10.30 Driver Dans Story Train 10.40 Waybuloo 11.0 In The Night Garden 11.30 BBC World News 12.0 Daily Politics 1.0 My Life In Books (R) 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy (R) 2.15 Weakest Link (R) 3.0 Wanted Down Under (R) 3.45 Hairy Bikers Best Of British (R) 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R) 6.0 6.30 7.0 7.30

ITV1
Daybreak (T) 8.30 Lorraine (T) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T) 10.30 This Morning (T) 12.30 Loose Women (T) 1.30 ITV News And Weather (T) 1.55 Local News/ Weather (T) 2.0 Dickinsons Real Deal (T) (R) 3.0 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (T) 3.59 Local Weather (T) 4.0 My Tasty Travels With Lynda Bellingham (T) 5.0 The Chase (T)

6.00

6.0 6.30 7.0 7.30

BBC News (T) Weather Regional News Programmes (T) The One Show (T) Cash Britain (T) Soaring gold prices create a lot of work for the pawnbrokers. BBC News; Regional News

6.0 Eggheads (T) (R) 6.30 Celebrity MasterChef (T) 7.0 Live Athletics (T) Gabby Logan presents coverage of the 14th and nal meeting of the Diamond League series, held at the King Baudouin Stadium in Brussels. Gardeners World (T) Monty Don oers advice on vegetables to sow at the start of September for winter cropping, and Carol Klein explores how daisies bring colour to autumnal gardens. *Parades End (T) Christopher becomes the subject of malicious rumours but as the gossip spreads, a tragedy occurs. Sylvia attracts a new admirer, and Valentine moves to London.

Local News (T) Weather ITV News And Weather (T) Emmerdale (T) *Live International Football (T) Moldova v England. Kick-o 7.45pm. Coverage of the World Cup Group H qualier, staged at the Zimbru Stadium in Chisinau.

8.00 10.00

9.0 EastEnders (T) Carlys reappearance forces Shirley to battle her demons can she forgive and forget? 8.30 Miranda (T) (R) Comedy starring Miranda Hart. 9.30 9.0 In With The Flynns (T) Jim takes up art but his paintings leave a lot to be desired. 9.30 Mrs Browns Boys (T) (R) Agnes tries to go on a diet. 8.0 10.0 BBC News (T) 10.25 Regional News And Weather (T) 10.35 Would I Lie To You? (T) (R) Bill Oddie, Frank Skinner, Jon Richardson and Sarah Millican join David Mitchell and Lee Mack on the panel show. Hosted by Rob Brydon. 11.05 Come Fly With Me (T) (R) Taaj Manzoor bumps into Harry Potter star Rupert Grint. 11.35 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws (T) 11.45 EastEnders (T) Omnibus. 1.40 Weatherview (T) 1.45 Sign Zone: The Hairy Bikers Bakeation (T) (R) 2.45 Land Of The Lost Wolves (T) (R) 3.45 BBC News. Newswatch (T) 4.0 BBC News (T) 4.30 On The Road With (T) 5.0 BBC News (T)

10.30 Newsnight (T) 11.0 Weather (T) Youth In Revolt 11.05 (Miguel Arteta, 2009) (T) Premiere. An awkward 16-year-old meets the girl of his dreams and embarks on a series of elaborate misadventures to be with her. Comedy, starring Michael Cera and Portia Doubleday. 12.30 Its All Gone Pete Tong (Michael Dowse, 2004) (T) Comedy-drama, starring Paul Kaye. 2.0 BBC News (T) 2.30 The Record Review (T) 3.0 BBC News (T) 3.30 Click (T)

10.0 ITV News At Ten And Weather (T) 10.30 Local News/Weather (T) 10.35 International Football Highlights (T) Moldova v England. Action from this evenings World Cup Group H qualier at the Zimbru Stadium in Chisinau. 11.35 Captivity (Roland Joe, 2007) (T) A successful model is captured by a sadistic madman and subjected to a series of twisted torments in his underground lair. Horror, starring Elisha Cuthbert and Daniel Gillies. 1.0 The Store 3.05 Columbo: Troubled Waters (Ben Gazzara, 1975) (T) Detective drama, starring Peter Falk and Robert Vaughn. 4.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News (T) 1-7 Sep 2012

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Channel 4
6.05 Paralympic Games 2012 6.0 Tonight (T) 7.0 Paralympic Games Breakfast Show (T) 9.15 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Jonathan Edwards and Daraine Mulvihill introduce the opening coverage on day nine of the Games, featuring swimming, athletics, table tennis and sevena-side football. 12.0 Channel 4 News Midday Summary (T) 12.05 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Wheelchair basketball and wheelchair rugby coverage. 1.0 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012(T) Georgie Bingham and Arthur Williams present this afternoons coverage, featuring seven-aside football, wheelchair rugby, wheelchair basketball and table tennis. 4.20 Come Dine With Me (T) 4.55 The Simpsons (T) (R) 5.25 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T)

Channel 5
Milkshake! Thomas & Friends (T) (R) 6.10 The WotWots (T) (R) 6.20 City Of Friends (T) (R) 6.30 Jelly Jamm (T) (R) 6.45 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 6.50 Big School (T) (R) 7.0 Little Princess (T) (R) 7.10 Ben And Hollys Little Kingdom (T) (R) 7.20 The Mr Men Show (T) (R) 7.35 Thomas & Friends (T) (R) 7.50 Make Way For Noddy (T) (R) 8.0 Fi And The Flowertots (T) (R) 8.15 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 8.25 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 8.35 Roary The Racing Car (T) (R) 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas (T) 9.0 Abbys Flying Fairy School (T) (R) 9.15 The Wright Stu 11.10 Robsons Extreme Fishing Challenge (T) (R) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (T) 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother (T) (R) 1.15 Home And Away (T) 1.45 Neighbours (T) 2.15 Numb3rs (T) (R) 3.15 Elevator Girl (2010) (T) Romantic drama, with Lacey Chabert and Ryan Merriman. 5.0 5 News At 5 (T) 5.30 Neighbours (T) (R)

pick of the day

Live International Football 7.30pm, ITV1

6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.0 Channel 4 News (T) 7.30 PARALYMPIC GAMES 2012 (T) Clare Balding and Ade Adepitan introduce the concluding coverage on day nine of the Games, featuring athletics, swimming and wheelchair basketball.

6.0 Home And Away (T) (R) 6.30 5 News At 6.30 (T) 7.0 Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads (T) Lisa Kelly and GW Boles transport a pair of fragile statues, but their unusual shape causes complications. 5 News Update 8.0 Dallas (T) Updated version of the soap, following the glamorous lives and vicious feuds of Texas oil dynasty the Ewings. 5 News At 9 *Celebrity Big Brother: Final (T) Brian Dowling returns to the podium for the nal night of the competition, as the remaining housemates gather to discover who has been voted the winner. Last in the series.

After their customary quarternal exit at the recent European Championships, Roy Hodgsons plucky though technically limited England are now charged with not botching up qualication for the World Cup in a group that looks a touch tricky. Moldova, ranked 137 in the world and rst up tonight, arent expected to pose much of a threat, but awkward ties against Ukraine, Poland and Montenegro loom on the horizon. Adrian Chiles hosts. GM

Celebrity Big Brother: Final 9pm, Channel 5


This has been a vintage Celebrity Big Brother, with plenty of spats, esh and irting. Brian Dowling presides over a nal where its hard to predict the winner, but this years queen has to be Jasmine Lennard. Yes, she was the rst to be evicted, but she played it like a pantomime and upset as many housemates as possible in the name of keeping it real, yah? Its likely that the grown-ups will go the distance, with Martin Kemp, Julian Clary and Julie Goodyear having a lot more likability than bikini-clad Daily Star fodder such as Danica Thrall and Rhian Sugden. HV

9.0

10.30 The Last Leg With Adam Hills (T) An alternative review of the days Paralympics action. 11.15 Derren Brown: Hero At 30,000 Feet (T) (R) The acclaimed showman takes a member of the public on a journey to achieve his aspirations and face his fears. 12.30 Family Business (Sidney Lumet, 1989) (T) Crime comedy, starring Sean Connery and Dustin Homan. 2.25 My Name Is Earl (T) (R) 2.45 My Name Is Earl (T) (R) 3.10 Happy Endings (T) 3.30 The Confession (T) (R) 3.35 Trip To Yatkumchatka (T) (R) 3.40 St Elsewhere: Red, White, Black And Blue (T) (R) 4.30 Deal Or No Deal (T) 5.25 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard (T) (R) 1-7 Sep 2012

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11.0 Celebrity Big Brothers Bit On The Side (T) Emma Willis is joined by a panel of guests to look back at the latest series of the all-star reality contest, and talks to the new champion. Last in the series. 12.0 SuperCasino 3.55 Motorsport Mundial 4.20 House Doctor (T) (R) 4.45 Michaelas Wild Challenge (T) (R) 5.10 Wildlife SOS (T) (R) 5.35 Wildlife SOS (T) (R)

Parades End 9.30pm, BBC2


Given its source material, authorship and ne cast not to mention the combined resources of the BBC and HBO Tom Stoppards ve-part adaptation of Ford Madox Fords sequence of rst world war novels had to be better than average. And indeed it is, though its hard not to think, while watching this third episode, it might have been more absorbing had it been not quite as oppressively keen to emphasise its superiority: everything is just that little bit overplayed. Tonight, the all-too-perfect Christopher (Benedict Cumberbatch) falls victim to some savage rumour-mongering. AM

Friday 7 Digital Television


Freeview
BBC3
7.0pm Pops Greatest Dance Crazes 7.10 Doctor Who. The Doctor is forced to enter a terrifying Dalek prison. 8.0 Great Movie Mistakes 9.0 Russell Howards Good News 9.30 Russell Howards Good News 10.0 *For The Win Sketch show, starring Rich Fulcher. 10.30 EastEnders 11.0 Bad Education. The teachers take their pupils on eld trips. 11.30 Chris Ramseys Comedy At The Fringe. Standup performers, including Hannibal Buress and Carl Donnelly. 12.0 Family Guy. Brian and Stewie embark on an epic journey. 12.20 Family Guy. Peter searches for his real father. 12.45 The Revolution Will Be Televised 1.15 For The Win 1.45 Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live 2012 2.45 Bad Education 3.15 The Revolution Will Be Televised News For You 1.15 Russell Howards Good News 2.0 Bang Goes The Theory 2.30 The Bubble

E4
6.0am Switched 6.25 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance 7.20 One Tree Hill 8.05 Rules Of Engagement 9.05 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance 10.05 Ugly Betty 11.05 Desperate Housewives 12.0 Scrubs 12.30 Hollyoaks 1.0 How I Met Your Mother 2.0 The Big Bang Theory 3.0 Rules Of Engagement 4.0 Ugly Betty 5.0 How I Met Your Mother 6.0 The Big Bang Theory 7.0 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.0 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.0 Under Siege (1992) 11.05 Revenge 12.0 The Big Bang Theory 1.0 Scrubs 1.30 How I Met Your Mother 1.55 Rules Of Engagement 2.25 Desperate Housewives 3.05 90210 3.45 Smallville 4.30 Switched

Hamish Macbeth 3.10 Murder, She Wrote 4.10 On The Buses 4.40 Heartbeat 5.45 Downton Abbey 7.0 Murder, She Wrote 8.0 Agatha Christies Poirot 9.0 Crime Connections 10.0 Wire In The Blood 11.0 Law & Order: UK 12.05 Monk 1.0 Numb3rs 1.45 Murder, She Wrote 2.35 Terry And June 3.05 Terry And June 3.40 Emmerdale

ITV4
6.0am World Cup Hat-Trick Heroes 6.05 Greatest FA Cup Finals 6.15 The Professionals 7.05 Batman 7.30 Batman 8.0 Worlds Wildest Police Videos 8.55 The Fall Guy 10.0 Quantum Leap 11.0 Cycling 12.0 The Saint 1.0 Worlds Wildest Police Videos 1.55 The Professionals 2.55 The Fall Guy 4.0 Batman 4.25 Batman 5.0 The Professionals 6.0 Quantum Leap 7.0 Cycling 8.0 Minder 9.0 The Wicker Man (1973) 10.50 Childs Play 2 (1990) 12.35 Minder 1.35 The Professionals 2.35 Sports Mash: Taking The Mic 3.0 Teleshopping

BBC4
7.0pm World News Today 7.0 Weather 7.30 Meeting Bryn Terfel. An insight into the bass-baritones musical life. 8.0 BBC Proms 2012. The Vienna Philharmonic performs Joseph Haydns 104th Symphony. 9.45 *Here Comes The Summer: The Undertones Story Prole of the punk band. 10.45 Punk Britannia At The BBC. Archive performances. 11.45 So Hard To Beat. The story of Northern Irelands music scene. 1.0 Here Comes The Summer: The Undertones Story 2.0 Punk Britannia At The BBC 3.0 Meeting Bryn Terfel

5USA
6.0am Teleshopping 12.0 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12.25 CSI: Miami 1.25 Deadly Visions (2004) 3.20 Shark 4.20 Jane Doe: Til Death Do Us Part (2005) 6.0 Shark 6.55 Inside Hollywood 7.0 CSI: Miami 8.0 CSI: NY 9.0 CSI: Miami 10.0 NCIS 11.0 Person Of Interest 11.55 CSI: NY 12.50 Inside Hollywood 1.0 SuperCasino

S4C Digital
7.0am Cyw Byd Carlo Bach 7.10 Cwpwrdd Cadi 7.25 Holi Hana 7.35 Octonots 7.45 Abadas 8.0 Pentre Bach 8.15 Nodi 8.30 Un Tro 8.40 Dwdlam 9.0 Bocs Bwgi Bolgi 9.05 Wil Cwac Cwac 9.10 Igam Ogam 9.20 Dicw 9.30 Ben A Mali Au Byd Bach O Hud 9.40 Popir Gath 9.55 Oli Dan Y Don 10.10 Cwm Teg 10.15 Y Teulu Mawr 10.30 Yn Yr Ardd 10.45 F-F Ai Ffrindiau 11.0 Twm Tisian 11.05 Holi Hana 11.20 Sam Tan 11.30 Ty Cyw 11.45 Abadas 12.0 Cei Bach 12.15 Nodi 12.30 Octonots 12.40 Cwpwrdd Cadi 1.0 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 1.05 Heno 1.30 Byw Yn Yr Ardd 2.0 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 3.0 Cyw Igi, Tigi, Bip A Bop 3.30 Bach A Mawr 3.40 Cwm Rhyd Y Rhosyn 3.50 Nodi 4.0 Heini 4.15 Ben A Mali Au Byd Bach O Hud 4.30 Awr Fawr Cyw 5.30 Stwnsh Newid Byd 6.0 Dan Glo 6.30 Pobol Y Cwm 7.0 Heno 7.30 Newyddion Ar Tywydd 7.55 Calon 8.0 Pobol Y Cwm 8.25 Gyrwyr Gwaethar Byd 8.55 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 9.0 Sam Ar Y Sgrin 9.30 Straeon Tafarn 10.0 Cyngerdd Elin Fur 10.55 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 11.05 Gwefreiddiol 11.35 Y Lle 12.40 Diwedd

More4
8.55am Secret Location 10.0 Four In A Bed 10.35 River Cottage Bites 10.40 A Place In The Sun 11.15 Ladies In Lavender (2004) 1.15 Time Team 3.20 Deal Or No Deal 4.20 Paralympic Games 2012 5.25 Come Dine With Me 6.25 Paralympic Games 2012 7.30 Jamies 30 Minute Meals 8.0 Grand Designs 9.0 Orphan (2009) 11.25 Embarrassing Bodies 12.30 Come Dine With Me 1.35 Jamies 30 Minute Meals 2.05 Grand Designs 3.05 Embarrassing Bodies

CBBC
7.0am Arthur 7.25 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 7.40 Newsround 7.45 Deadly Top 10; Newsround 8.20 Wingin It 8.45 Bear Behaving Badly 9.05 Danis House 9.35 Dick n Dom Go Wild 10.05 Ed And Ouchos Excellent Inventions 10.30 Me And My Monsters 10.55 Hotel Trubble 11.25 OOglies 11.40 Trapped 12.10 Little Howards Big Question 12.35 I Want My Own Room 1.05 The Legend Of Dick & Dom 1.35 Copycats 2.0 Bear Behaving Badly 2.25 Dick n Dom Go Wild 2.55 Deadly 60 Bites 3.0 Arthur 3.10 Shaun The Sheep; Newsround 3.20 Pet Squad; Shaun The Sheep Championsheeps 3.35 Dennis And Gnasher 3.45 League Of Super Evil 4.0 The Scooby-Doo Show; Newsround 4.30 Goodbye Year Six 5.0 Up And Away: A Newsround Special 5.15 Stepping Up 5.45 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 6.0 Merlin; Shaun The Sheep

ITV2
6.0am Emmerdale 6.50 Lifes Funniest Moments 7.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 8.05 Judge Judy 9.25 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 10.15 The Real Housewives Of New York City 11.10 Judge Judy 12.0 Emmerdale 1.0 Judge Judy 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 The Real Housewives Of New York City 6.0 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.0 Top Dog Model 8.0 Youve Been Framed! 9.0 Knocked Up (2007) 11.40 Take Me Out 12.40 Take Me Out 1.50 Coronation Street 2.15 Teleshopping 5.45 ITV2 Nightscreen

Film
Film4
11.0am 7th Cavalry (1956) 12.35 Carry On Constable (1960) 2.20 Blowing Wild (1953) 4.05 Reach For The Sky (1956) 6.45 Planet Of The Apes (1968) 9.0 District 9 (2009) 11.05 Pans Labyrinth (2006) 1.20 Young Frankenstein (1974)

Dave
7.10am Dragons Den 8.0 Bush Pilots 9.0 Fifth Gear 10.0 Top Gear 11.0 Bush Pilots 12.0 Dragons Den 1.0 Top Gear 3.0 Bush Pilots 4.0 Dragons Den 5.0 Top Gear 7.0 Bush Pilots 8.0 Top Gear: Polar Challenge 9.0 Have I Got A Bit More News For You 10.0 Russell Howards Good News 11.0 Mock The Week 11.40 Argumental 12.20 Have I Got A Bit More

ITV3
6.0am Heartbeat 6.55 Upstairs, Downstairs 8.0 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 9.0 The Store 10.0 Father Dowling Mysteries 11.0 Agatha Christies Marple 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05

Sky Movies Family


6.0am Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001) 7.30 A Warriors Heart (2011) 9.15 Eleanors Secret (2009) 10.40 Rio Special 11.10 Shrek Forever After

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(2010) 12.50 Mr Poppers Penguins (2011) 2.35 Neverland 4.05 Brave Special 4.35 Legend Of The Guardians: The Owls Of GaHoole (2010) 6.20 Shrek Forever After (2010) 8.0 Mr Poppers Penguins (2011) 9.40 Neverland 11.10 Legend Of The Guardians: The Owls Of GaHoole (2010) 12.50 A Warriors Heart (2011) 2.35 Eleanors Secret (2009) 4.0 Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001) 5.30 Transformers: Dark Of The Moon Special Wheeler Dealers 11.0 How The Universe Works 12.0 Auction Hunters 12.30 Auction Hunters 1.0 The Bible: A History 2.0 Greatest Tank Battles 3.0 The First World War 4.0 Deadliest Catch 5.0 Auction Kings 5.30 Auction Kings 6.0 Mythbusters 7.0 Fifth Gear 8.0 Auction Hunters 8.30 Auction Hunters 9.0 Man, Woman, Wild 10.0 American Chopper: Senior Versus Junior 11.0 Nasas Unexplained Files 12.0 Man, Woman, Wild 1.0 American Chopper: Senior Versus Junior 2.0 Auction Kings 2.30 Auction Kings 3.0 American Chopper: Senior Versus Junior 3.50 Wheeler Dealers 4.40 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 5.30 Destroyed In Seconds

pick of the day

Full Metal Jousting 9pm, History


This is not, this US series warns us, the quaint simulations of jousting oered at themed Merrie England dining evenings but the real thing, like riding through hell and riding out the other side. Sixteen would-be latterday knights, ranging from a marine corps vet to a professional show jumper, divide into teams and lance it out for the chance to win $100,000. The more you learn about the guys, however, for whom this is a money-making opportunity in hard times, the less you yearn for them to gore each other. DS

Sky Movies Indie


8.0am Super 8 35mm Special 8.30 Dangerous Days: Making Blade Runner 10.25 Jesus Henry Christ (2011) 12.10 The Last Picture Show: The Directors Cut (1971) 2.20 The Messenger (2009) 4.20 Sideways (2004) 6.30 Cedar Rapids (2011) 8.0 The Messenger (2009) 10.0 Jackass 3 (2010) 11.40 Cedar Rapids (2011) 1.15 The Broken (2008) 2.50 Wake Wood (2011) 4.30 X-Men: First Class Special

FX
8.0am Farscape 10.0 Law & Order 11.0 Law & Order 12.0 NCIS 1.0 NCIS 2.0 Leverage 3.0 The Defenders 4.0 Law & Order 5.0 Law & Order 6.0 Leverage 7.0 NCIS 8.0 NCIS 9.0 NCIS 10.0 Falling Skies 11.0 Family Guy 11.30 Family Guy 12.0 American Dad! 12.30 American Dad! 1.0 King Of The Hill 1.30 King Of The Hill 2.0 The Defenders 3.0 Dexter 4.05 King Of The Hill 4.35 King Of The Hill

Sky Movies Premiere


10.0am One Day (2011) 12.0 Moneyball (2011) 2.15 Captain America 35mm Special 2.30 Battleeld America (2012) 4.30 Drunkboat (2010) 6.15 Albatross (2011) 8.0 One Day Moneyball (2011) 10.0 (2011) 12.15 The Big I Am (2010) 2.15 Dredd Special

Here Comes The Summer: The Undertones Story 9.45pm, BBC4

G.O.L.D.
6.0am Bread 6.30 Sykes 7.0 Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? 7.40 Bread 8.20 Sykes 9.0 To The Manor Born 9.40 The Good Life 10.20 Keeping Up Appearances 11.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 11.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 12.20 One Foot In The Grave 1.0 Yes, Prime Minister 1.40 Yes, Prime Minister 2.20 The Green Green Grass 3.0 To The Manor Born 3.40 The Good Life 4.20 Keeping Up Appearances 5.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 5.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 6.20 One Foot In The Grave 7.0 Yes, Prime Minister 7.40 Yes, Prime Minister 8.20 The Green Green Grass 9.0 Blackadder The Third 9.40 Blackadder The Third 10.20 The Royle Family 11.0 Bottom 11.40 The Black Adder 12.20 Blackadder The Third 1.0 Blackadder The Third 1.30 The Royle Family 2.0 Bottom 2.30 The Black Adder

TCM
6.50am Gunsmoke 7.50 The High Chaparral 8.50 Carson City (1952) 10.30 The Big Trail (1930) 12.45 Gunsmoke 1.50 The High Chaparral 3.0 The Philadelphia Story (1940) 5.10 Murder Most Foul (1964) 6.50 Beyond The Poseidon Adventure (1979) 9.0 Dead Calm (1989) 10.50 Super Troopers (2001) 12.45 Dead Calm (1989) 2.40 Super Troopers (2001) 5.0 Ill See You In My Dreams (1951)

Satellite & Cable


Comedy Central
8.0am Two And A Half Men 9.0 Friends 11.0 Two And A Half Men 12.0 Friends 1.0 Scrubs 2.0 Two And A Half Men 4.0 Scrubs 5.0 Friends 6.0 Two And A Half Men 7.0 How To Be A Gentleman 7.30 Two And A Half Men 8.0 Friends 9.0 Live At The Apollo 10.0 South Park 11.0 Comedy Central At The Comedy Store 11.30 The Daily Show Global Edition 12.0 Live At The Apollo 1.0 South Park 2.0 Comedy Central At The Comedy Store 2.30 Threesome 3.20 The King Of Queens 3.45 Frasier 4.10 Everybody Loves Raymond 4.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 5.0 Teleshopping

Did anybody ever sound quite like the Undertones, with that raw combination of crunching chords, and Feargals singular vocal style, like a sheep having an orgasm? This hour-long prole of the Northern Irish parka-clad scamps aims to show there was more to them than just John Peels favourite song. Interviews with band members, family and friends reveal the story behind the pop-punkers who gave us the majestic likes of My Perfect Cousin, Jimmy Jimmy and Its Going To Happen, before musical dierences rent them asunder. AJC

National Geographic
6.0am Teleshopping 8.0 Air Crash Investigation 9.0 Ancient X Files 10.0 Banged Up Abroad 11.0 Banged Up Abroad 12.0 Thames Treasure Hunters 1.0 The Truth Behind 2.0 Rome Revealed 3.0 World War II: The Apocalypse 4.0 Air Crash Investigation 5.0 Megafactories 6.0 9/11: The Woman Who Wasnt There 7.0 Banged Up Abroad 8.0 Doomsday Preppers 9.0 9/11: The Firemens Story 10.0 9/11: Voices From The Air 11.0 Osama Bin Laden: The Last Days 12.0 Doomsday Preppers 1.0 9/11: The Firemens Story 2.0 Teleshopping 2.30 Teleshopping 3.0 Rome Revealed 3.45 World War II: The Apocalypse 4.30 Air Crash Investigation 5.15 Thames Treasure Hunters

For The Win 10pm, BBC3


Fans of the underrated Snu Box will be entirely delighted at the prospect of For The Win, another pop at the surreal sketch show featuring the excellent and slightly creepy Rich Fulcher. He joins a cast including John Hopkins, Lizzie Daykin and London Hughes with knowingly peculiar material penned by Matt Stronge and Hopkins. Theres Embarrassing Bodies On Ice, a talking nipple called Reg and a resurgence of the bumbag, while Lizzie has some relationship issues, so she decides to buy herself a python. Some of this works, some not so much. BA

Discovery
6.0am Raging Planet 7.0 How Do They Do It? 7.30 How Its Made 8.0 Auction Kings 8.30 Auction Kings 9.0 American Chopper: Senior Versus Junior 10.0

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Syfy
6.0am Smallville 7.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 8.0 Teleshopping 11.0 Smallville 12.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 1.0 A Town Called Eureka 2.0 Human Target 3.0 Dragon Crusaders (2011) 5.0 Grimms Snow White (2012) 7.0 A Town Called Eureka 8.0 Sanctuary 9.0 Morlocks (2011) 10.50 Black Forest (2012) 12.40 The Almighty Johnsons 1.40 The Almighty Johnsons 2.50 Smallville 4.0 Almighty Thor (2011) Family 3.30 The Middle 4.0 Modern Family 4.30 Best Of: The Middle 5.0 A League Of Their Own 5.30 Futurama 6.0 The Simpsons 6.30 Futurama 7.0 The Simpsons 7.30 Raising Hope 8.0 The Simpsons 8.30 Spy 9.0 Trollied 9.30 Stella 10.30 An Idiot Abroad 11.30 Dog The Bounty Hunter 12.30 Road Wars 1.0 The Good Guys 2.0 Sun, Sea And A&E: South Africa 2.55 Lie To Me 3.45 Lie To Me 4.35 Airline 5.05 Sell Me The Answer

ESPN
6.0am ESPN Kicks: Brasileirao 6.15 ESPN Kicks: MLS 6.45 Dream On Wembley FC 7.45 ESPN Kicks: Extra 8.0 ESPN FC Press Pass 8.30 ESPN Game Of The Week 9.0 Goal Show 9.30 Australian Football International 2012 10.30 Live Australian Rules Football 1.30 ESPN FC Press Pass 2.0 ESPN Kicks: Premier League 2.15 ESPN Kicks: Scottish Football 2.30 ESPN Kicks: Serie A 2.45 ESPN Kicks: Brasileirao 3.0 ESPN Kicks: MLS 3.30 Russian Premier League Review 4.0 Australian Rules Football 6.30 Premier League World 7.0 ESPN FC Press Pass 7.30 Live International Football 9.30 International Football 11.15 ESPN Kicks: Extra 11.30 ESPN FC Press Pass 12.0 MMA Live 12.30 30 For 30 1.30 FIBA Basketball 2.0 Live American Football 5.0 Live Australian Rules Football

Sky Living Sky Arts 1


6.0am Hay Sessions 2010 7.0 Art Of The Heist 8.0 Noctuaries 8.25 Screenwriters The Bafta And BFI Lectures 9.0 London Rock 10.0 From The Basement 11.0 Soundstage Presents Garbage 12.0 Made In China: Copy Artists 12.55 The Book Show: Murakami 1.0 Iconoclasts 2.0 The South Bank Show 3.0 London Rock 4.0 Soundstage Presents Garbage 5.0 Made In China: Copy Artists 5.55 The Book Show: Murakami 6.0 Video Killed The Radio Star 6.30 Suggs Italian Job 7.0 Architecture School 7.30 Virgin Virtuosos 8.0 All You Need Is Love 9.0 Hockney On Photography 10.0 Listening To You: The Who At The Isle Of Wight 11.40 Rockpalast: The Who 1.40 Suggs Italian Job 2.10 Architecture School 2.40 Virgin Virtuosos 3.10 Prisoners Of War 4.10 Video Killed The Radio Star 4.40 Beat Beat Beat 5.0 The Book Show 6.0am Nothing To Declare 6.30 Nothing To Declare 7.0 Maury 8.0 Americas Next Top Model 9.0 Jerry Springer 10.0 Nothing To Declare 10.30 Nothing To Declare 11.0 Passport Patrol 11.30 Passport Patrol 12.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.0 Criminal Minds 3.0 Criminal Minds 4.0 Passport Patrol 4.30 Passport Patrol 5.0 Nothing To Declare 5.30 Nothing To Declare 6.0 Sing Date 6.30 Sing Date 7.0 Criminal Minds 8.0 Britain & Irelands Next Top Model 9.0 Nikita 10.0 Criminal Minds 11.0 Mount Pleasant 12.0 Bones 1.0 Supernatural 1.50 Criminal Minds 2.40 Medium 3.30 Bones 4.20 Americas Next Top Model 5.10 Passport Patrol

Sky Sports 1
6.0am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.0 The Footballers Football Show 10.30 Live European Tour Golf 12.30 Premier League World 1.0 Ringside 2.0 Sky Sports Classics 2.15 Under21s International Football 3.45 Live International Football. Russia v Northern Ireland. Kick-o 4.00pm. Coverage of the 2014 Fifa World Cup Group F qualier at the Lokomotiv Stadium in Moscow, where both teams get their campaigns under way. 6.0 Under21s International Football 7.30 Live International Football 10.0 The Fantasy Football Club 11.0 International Football 12.0 International Football 1.0 The Fantasy Football Club 2.0 International Football 3.0 International Football 4.0 The Fantasy Football Club 5.0 Fifa Futbol Mundial 5.30 Premier League World

Watch
6.0am Good Chef, Bad Chef 6.30 Total Wipeout USA 7.15 Robin Hood 8.0 Covert Aairs 9.0 The Bill 10.0 The Bill 11.0 Doctor Who 12.20 Doctor Who 2.0 Total Wipeout USA 3.0 Robin Hood 4.0 Doctor Who 5.20 Doctor Who 7.0 Bondi Rescue 7.30 Bondi Rescue 8.0 Bondi Rescue 8.30 Trac Cops 9.0 Who Do You Think You Are? 10.0 US Marshals (1998) 12.35 Bondi Rescue 1.05 Bondi Rescue 1.35 Bondi Rescue 2.05 Total Wipeout USA

Sky Atlantic
6.0am The X Files 7.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.0 Star Trek: Voyager 9.0 ER 10.0 House 11.0 The X Files 12.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 1.0 Star Trek: Voyager 2.0 ER 3.0 House 4.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 5.0 Star Trek: Voyager 6.0 ER 7.0 House 8.0 Blue Bloods 9.0 Blue Bloods 10.0 Boardwalk Empire 11.15 The Wire 12.30 Alan Partridge: Welcome To The Places Of My Life 1.30 The British 2.30 Visionaries: Inside The Creative Mind 3.30 The Wire 4.45 Blue Bloods: Meet The Characters 5.0 The X Files

Sky Sports 2

Sport
British Eurosport
7.30am Inside IRC 8.0 British Superbikes 9.0 Cycling: Vuelta A Espaa 10.0 Triathlon 11.0 Cycling: Vuelta A Espaa 12.0 US Open Tennis 4.0 US Open Tennis 7.0 Fifa Under-20s Womens World Cup Football 8.0 Fifa Under-20s Womens World Cup Football 9.0 MotoGP 10.0 British Superbikes Extra 11.0 World Superbikes

Sky1
6.0am Dont Forget The Lyrics 7.0 Wild Vets 7.30 Wild Vets 8.0 Stargate SG-1 9.0 Stargate SG-1 10.0 Lie To Me 11.0 Lie To Me 12.0 Oops TV 1.0 Stargate SG-1 2.0 Stargate SG-1 3.0 Modern

6.0am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.0 WWE: Raw 9.0 IAAF Athletix 9.30 Ringside 10.30 Under21s International Football 12.0 The Footballers Football Show 1.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 2.0 US Open Tennis 5.0 Live US Open Tennis. Coverage of the womens semi-nals. 10.0 Tight Lines 11.0 Thrillseekers 11.30 Polo 12.0 Super League 2.0 Thrillseekers 2.30 Polo 3.0 IAAF Athletix 3.30 Super League 5.30 Thrillseekers

Terrestrial variations
ANGLIA As ITV BORDER As ITV CENTRAL As ITV WESTCOUNTRY As ITV GRANADA As ITV GRAMPIAN As ITV except 7.30pm10.0 STV Appeal 2012: The Big Live 10.35 Land Of The Dead (2005) Zombie horror, starring Dennis Hopper. 12.20-5.30 The Nightshift ITV1 WEST As ITV ITV1 WALES As ITV MERIDIAN As ITV CHANNEL As ITV SCOTTISH As ITV except 7.30pm-10.0 STV Appeal 2012: The Big Live 10.35 Land Of The Dead (2005) Zombie horror, starring Dennis Hopper. 12.20-5.30 The Nightshift ULSTER As ITV YORKSHIRE As ITV TYNE TEES As ITV BBC1 NORTH 6.30pm-7.0 Look North BBC1 NORTH EAST 6.30pm-7.0 Look North BBC1 NORTH WEST 6.30pm-7.0 North West Tonight BBC1 SCOTLAND 1.30pm1.40 Reporting Scotland; Weather 6.30-7.0 Reporting Scotland 8.30-9.0 Grand Tours Of Scotland 10.25-10.35 Reporting Scotland; Weather BBC1 WALES 1.30pm-1.40 BBC Wales Today; Weather 6.30-7.0 BBC Wales Today 10.25 BBC Wales Today; Weather 10.35 Match Of The Day Wales 11.15 Would I Lie To You? (R) 11.45 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws 11.55 Come Fly With Me (R) 12.25 EastEnders 2.20 Weatherview 2.25 BBC News 2.30-2.45 The Record Review BBC1 N IRELAND 1.30pm-1.40 BBC Newsline; Weather 6.30-7.0 BBC Newsline 8.59-9.0 BBC Newsline Update 10.25-10.35 BBC Newsline; Weather BBC2 SCOTLAND 8.30am Na Braithrean Cuideachail (The Koala Brothers) (R) 8.40 Abadas (R) 8.50-9.0 Luch Is Famh (Mouse And Mole) (R) BBC2 WALES 7.0pm9.0 Scrum V Live

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Radio Friday 7
how a piece of music written by the latter changed their lives. 11.30 Beauty Of Britain. Comedy about the life of Beauty 6.30 The Chris Moyles Show 10.0 Fearne Olonga, who works as a carer and sees Cotton 12.45 Newsbeat 1.0 Scott Mills 4.0 herself as an inspiration to other African Greg James 6.0 Radio 1s Dance Anthems girls hoping to achieve their goals in the With Greg James 7.0 Annie Mac 9.0 Pete UK. (4/6) 12.0 News 12.01 (LW) Shipping Tong 11.0 Skream And Benga 1.0 Radio Forecast 12.04 You And Yours 12.45 1s Essential Mix 3.0 Annie Nightingale 5.0 The New Elizabethans. James Naughtie Rob Da Bank examines the reign of Queen Elizabeth II. Last in the series. (60/60) 12.57 Weather 1.0 The World At One 1.45 Coming Out. A woman discusses the circumstances which 88-91 MHz forced her to declare bankruptcy. Last in 6.30 Chris Evans 9.30 Ken Bruce 12.0 the series. (R) (5/5) 2.0 The Archers (R) Jeremy Vine 2.0 Steve Wright In The 2.15 Afternoon Drama: A Cold Supper Afternoon 5.0 Simon Mayo 7.0 Desmond Behind Harrods. Three second world war Carrington: The Music Goes Round 8.0 veterans reminisce about their conduct Friday Night Is Music Night 10.0 The Radio during the conict, revealing a web of lies, 2 Arts Show With Claudia Winkleman 12.0 self-deception and guilt. Starring David Huey Morgan 3.0 Richard Allinson Jason. 3.0 Gardeners Question Time 3.45 Hitch-Hikers Guide To Europe. Mark Little celebrates Australian writer Ken Welshs 1971 travel guide. (2/3) 4.0 Last Word 90.2-92.4 MHz 4.30 Feedback (3/13) 5.0 PM 5.54 (LW) 6.30 Breakfast 9.0 Essential Classics 12.0 Shipping Forecast 5.57 Weather 6.0 Six Composer Of The Week: John Adams. The OClock News 6.30 *The News Quiz composer talks to Donald Macleod about New series. Sandi Toksvig returns with some of his stage works.(5/5) 12.0 News the topical comedy panel game, joined 1.0 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. Violinist by Jeremy Hardy, Fred MacAulay, Sarah Leonidas Kavakos and pianist Enrico Pace Millican and Justin Edwards. (1/9) 7.0 perform Shostakovichs Violin Sonata, The Archers. Is Pawel playing games? and pianist Denis Matsuev plays music 7.15 Front Row 7.45 Dissolution. By CJ from Stravinskys Petrushka at the Verbier Sansom. Shardlakes investigation is Festival. 2.0 Afternoon On 3: Prom 57. complicated by another suspicious death The Gustav Mahler Jugendorchester at Scarnsea Monastery. Broadcast earlier performs music by Wagner, Strauss and as part of Womans Hour. (5/10) 8.0 Ravel. (R) 4.30 In Tune 6.30 Composer Of The Week: John Adams (R) (5/5) 7.30 BBC Proms 2012: Prom 75. Live from Londons Royal Albert Hall, Bernard Haitink conducts the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra in Haydns Symphony No 104 (London) and Strausss An Alpine Symphony. 9.45 St Vitus Dance. Frances There may be a huge surplus of BBC Byrnes visits Strasbourg to investigate the programmes billed as a satirical dancing mania that struck the city in sideways look at the news but thats 1518. (R) 10.30 Proms Plus Late: PPL 8. no distraction from their continued Informal post-Prom music and poetry by success. Tonight sees a return of one emerging young artists. 10.45 The Essay. of the formats originators as The Music historian Richard Witts explores the News Quiz (6.30pm, R4) opens its Music Appreciation movements excursion 60th series with Sandi Toksvig taking into lm, and links its demise to a new over from Sue Perkins. Joining her broadcasting era. (R) (4/4) 11.0 World On are station favourites Jeremy Hardy, 3. Including a specially recorded studio Fred MacAulay, Sarah Millican and session by London-based Afro-funk outt Justin Edwards. KonKoma. 1.0 Through The Night 5 Live Sport: Paralympics

Radio 1

97.6-99.8 MHz

Radio 2

Any Questions? 8.50 A Point Of View 9.0 Friday Drama: An American Rose. The true story of the tragedy that befell Rosemary Kennedy, sister of former US president John F Kennedy. (R) 9.59 Weather 10.0 The World Tonight 10.45 Book At Bedtime: Sweet Tooth. By Ian McEwan. A new love interest emerges when Serena undertakes her rst mission for MI5 and meets an attractive writer. Abridged by Christine Hall and read by Amelia Bullmore. (5/10) 11.0 Great Lives. Ken Dodd champions Stan Jeerson, better known as Stan Laurel. (R) (6/9) 11.30 Today In Parliament. Mark DArcy presents news, views and analysis of the days developments. 12.0 News And Weather 12.30 Book Of The Week: Winter Journal. By Paul Auster. (R) (5/5) 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.0 World Service. World Brieng

Radio 3

Radio 4 Extra
Digital
6.0 Sherlock Holmes With Carleton Hobbs 6.30 Rogue Male (15/15) 7.0 The Young Postmen (6/6) 7.30 Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section 8.0 The Navy Lark (19/19) 8.30 The Burkiss Way 9.0 Hazelbeach (3/6) 9.30 Whispers (3/6) 10.0 Our Man In Jamaica 11.0 Diving Belles (5/5) 11.15 The Twisted Image 12.0 The Navy Lark (19/19) 12.30 The Burkiss Way 1.0 Sherlock Holmes With Carleton Hobbs 1.30 Rogue Male (15/15) 2.0 Ladies Of Letters Log On (10/10) 2.15 This Sceptred Isle (198/216) 2.30 Arthur And George (5/10) 2.45 Beowulf (5/10) 3.0 Our Man In Jamaica 4.0 The 4 OClock Show 5.0 No Commitments (3/6) 5.30 The Young Postmen (6/6) 6.0 Journey Into Space (11/20) 6.30 Brave New World (5/10) 6.45 Ghost Stories By MR James 7.0 The Navy Lark (19/19) 7.30 The Burkiss Way 8.0 Sherlock Holmes With Carleton Hobbs 8.30 Rogue Male (15/15) 9.0 Diving Belles (5/5) 9.15 The Twisted Image 10.0 Comedy Club. Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section 10.30 Nigel And Earl Sort Out The World 11.0 This Is Craig Brown (4/6) 11.15 Date With Fate (3/4) 11.30 On The Hour (6/6) 12.0 Journey Into Space (11/20) 12.30 Brave New World (5/10) 12.45 Ghost Stories By MR James 1.0 Sherlock Holmes With Carleton Hobbs 1.30 Rogue Male (15/15) 2.0 Hazelbeach (3/6) 2.30 Whispers (3/6) 3.0 Our Man In Jamaica 4.0 Diving Belles (5/5) 4.15 The Twisted Image 5.0 No Commitments (3/6) 5.30 The Young Postmen (6/6)

pick of the day

Radio 4
92.4-94.6 MHz; 198kHz
6.0 Today 8.31 (LW) Yesterday In Parliament 8.58 (LW) Weather 9.0 The Reunion. Sue MacGregor reunites proponents and opposers of poll tax. (R) (3/5) 9.45 (LW) Act Of Worship 9.45 (FM) Book Of The Week: Winter Journal. By Paul Auster. In the nal edition, the writer looks forward to the life he still has left to live. (5/5) 10.0 Womans Hour 11.0 Hearing Ragas. Violinist Paul Robertson and composer John Tavener, who both suered debilitating illnesses, discuss

(12noon, 5 Live) continues coverage into its nal weekend, with British medal hope Nathan Stephens aiming for gold in todays javelin nals. NI

Radio 5 Live
693, 909 kHz
6.0 5 Live Breakfast 10.0 Victoria Derbyshire 12.0 *5 Live Sport: Paralympics 2.0 Kermode And Mayos Film Review 4.0 5 Live Drive 7.0 5 Live Sport 7.45 5 Live Sport: International Football 2012-13 10.0 6-0-6 11.0 Stephen Nolan 1.0 Up All Night 5.0 Morning Reports
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FACT-CHECKING THE FAMOUS: GEORGE MICHAEL


BABY, IM YOUR MAN

INFOMANIA

PUBLIC APOLOGY

BIG TOUR OF CHINA

CELEBRITY AND SECRETS DONT GO TOGETHER. THE BASTARDS WILL GET YOU IN THE END

CLASS OF 87
Other debut LPs in the year of Faith

GEORGE MICHAEL, RICHARD NIXON LAST CHRISTMAS IS THE BIGGESTSELLING SINGLE NOT TO HAVE MADE IT TO NO 1

NAME GEORGIOS KYRIACOS PANAYIOTOU AGE 49 FAMOUS FOR BIG HAIR, TINY BEARD, INAPPROPRIATE SONG CHOICES WHAT THE OLYMPIC CLOSING CEREMONY CROWD WANTED HIM TO SING

4 WHAM!

NUMBER ONES

WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO 1984 FREEDOM 1984 IM YOUR MAN 1985 THE EDGE OF HEAVEN 1986

PUBLIC ENEMY YO! BUM RUSH THE SHOW BOY GEORGE SOLD PRIMAL SCREAM SONIC FLOWER GROOVE TERENCE TRENT DARBY INTRODUCING THE HARDLINE ICE-T RHYME PAYS GUNS N ROSES APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION TIFFANY TIFFANY

1,450,000
How much he paid for the piano JOHN LENNON wrote Imagine on

DAVE HOGAN/GETTY IMAGES

%
FAITH 99.99% HIS NEW SINGLE 0.01%

$3m
HOW MUCH HE EARNED FROM US DIET COKE ADVERT

$810
FINE FOR ENGAGING IN A LEWD ACT IN A BEVERLY HILLS PUBLIC TOILET IN 1998

THANK GOD ITS THEM 1


WHO SANG FIRST ON THE BAND AID SINGLE?
PAUL YOUNG

2
BOY GEORGE

3
GEORGE MICHAEL

4
SIMON LE BON

5
BONO

DATA: JOHNNY DEE SOURCES: BRAINYQUOTE.COM, EVERYHIT.COM, EW.COM, OFFICIALCHARTS.COM, PEOPLE.COM, TODAYILEARNED.COM, WIKIPEDIA.ORG
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