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The

POSTERGASM
Collection

volume dingus
by Professor Cramulus, KSC

http://www.poee.co.uk/bip/index.php?title=POSTERGASM
PrincipiaDiscordia.com
BlackIronPrison.com

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HELP ME

I HAVE AN ALIEN BRAIN VIRUS AND IT IS MAKING


ME PUT UP THESE POSTERS. I CAN'T STOP. I
HAVE NOT SLEPT FOR DAYS. PLEASE SOMEONE
HELP ME. ZZWLETTZYLZTLTYTYTLZ
ROOM FOR
RENT

2 BR, 1 BATHROOM, RECENTLY RENOVATED


FIFTH FLOOR WALKUP ON DISCORDIA BLVD.
BEAUTIFUL FAIRYTALE PALACE WITH MAGICAL
RAINBOWS AND FRIENDLY UNICORNS AND
MAGICAL KITTEN FARTS. DEPOSIT + FIRST AND
LAST MONTH RENT REQ'D.

$523/MONTH

CONTACT MAL AT PRINCIPIADISCORDIA


ROOM FOR
RENT!
ROOM FOR
RENT

MY DOG HAS BEEN MISSING FOR ONE MONTH.


HE'S ABOUT 15LBS BROWN AND WHITE LAST
SEEN NEAR DISCORDIA AND KALLISTI.
RESPONDS TO SHOUTING. PLEASE CONTACT ME
WITH ANY INFORMATION. HE'S VERY IMPORTANT
TO OUR FAMILY.
BABY FOR
SALE

2 BR, 1 BATHROOM, RECENTLY RENOVATED


FIFTH FLOOR WALKUP ON DISCORDIA BLVD.
NICE NEIGHBORHOOD. DEPOSIT + FIRST AND
LAST MONTH RENT REQ'D. $523/MONTH
TAG SALE
SATURDAY
DIVORCE SALE, ALL HIS TRASH MUST GO

● CLOTHING
● FURNITURE
● BOOKS
● OVER 9000 CDS
● SHOES
● DRAGON EGGS
● TOOLS
● WIZARD ROBE
● CAR
● PAINTINGS
● COMPUTER
● MAGGOT INFESTED CORPSE

523 DISCORDIA BLVD! SATURDAY! BRING YOUR


KIDS! IT'S GONNA BE LEGALLY INSANE!
ATTN: DOGS

WOOF WOOF BARK ARF ARF ARF GRRRR WOOF


BARK GRRRR! WOOF ARF ARF BARK ARF. YIP YIP
YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP ARF BARK!
ROOMATE
WANTED

2BR APT ON KALLISTI CT. NICE HIDEOUT IN BAD


NEIGHBORHOOD. TOP FLOOR OF BUILDING WITH
ROOF ACCESS. LONE VIGILANTE SEEKS
SIDEKICK TO ENFORCE JUSTICE & PROTECT THE
INNOCENT. VENGEANCE MISSIONS ACCEPTABLE.
SPANDEX & TIGHTS NOT REQUIRED, BUT A PLUS.

$523 / MONTH
contact Justice at Principiadiscordia
AUDITION
BAGPIPE AND ACCORDIAN BAND SEEKS CHOIR
OF GIBBERING GOBLINS. CONTACT ERIS AT
PRINCIPIADISCORDIA.
SEEKING
BAND
MUSICALLY TRAINED GOBLINS SEEK BAND TO
PERFORM WITH. WILL WORK FOR STYROFOAM
PACKING PEANUTS. CONTACT GOBLINS AT
PRINCIPIADISCORDIA.
ROOM FOR
RENT

2 BEDROOM RENOVATED TOWNHOUSE IN BAD


NEIGHBORHOOD. JENKEM RING OPERATED OUT
OF BATH ROOM. MONSTERS LIVE UNDER BEDS.
HOMELESS PEOPLE AGRESSIVELY ACOST YOU
FOR CHANGE. PTERODACTYLS CIRCLE
OVERHEAD. HOUSE IS ACTUALLY ON FIRE.

$523 / MONTH

CONTACT OMAR AT PRINCIPIADISCORDIA


APARTMENT FOR
RENT

Now this is a story all about how my Life got flipped turned upside down. And I'd like
to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town
called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia born and raised, On the playground is where I spent most of my
days. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the
school - When a couple of guys, who were up to no good started makin' trouble in my
neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said, "You're movin'
with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice
in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, "Nah, forget
it. Yo Homes.. To Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house at about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya
later!" looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of
Bel-Air.
CATS

THERE IS THIS CHIP IN MY NECK AND THESE


ROBOT PEOPLE USE IT TO CONTROL ME VIA THE
INTERNET. MY THOUGHTS ARE NOT MY OWN. THE
ROBOTS ARE BROKEN. I CAN'T STOP PUTTING UP
THESE SIGNS. PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME.
ZZWLETTZYLZTLTYTYTLZ
PRINCIPIADISCORDIA