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THE HISTORY OF WALL STREET

l1he United States is the greatest country in the


history of this planet. The contemplation of that fact
always makes me cry-or become homicidal. God help
me, I yvas born, I live, and I will die, as an American
citizen.
The United States is home to, at least 300,000,000
professing Christians-that is men, women and children
who qpenly proclaim that Jesus Christ is their Lord and
Savior.
In my long lifetime, it has been my distinct joy to
actually meet several practicing Christians. They are
Pastors Lyn and Linda Oakland, and their friend, Pastor
Jim Middleton.
I only recount these facts because Allah cursed me
with", goat herder's gift of afflicting the comfortable,
and comforting the afflicted. The curse now is
me to channel the Mullah Nasrudin.
As everyone knows, the Mullah Nasrudin is the
patron saint of Wall Street. The evil genius inspired the
ideas pf bundling real estate loans, sprinkling them with
genie dust, and marketing them as credit default swaps
and other plums in the derivative markets.
If such sophisticated surgical techniques for the
extraction of wealth from the investors' pockets exist,
then surely that proves it is the will of God. Any logical
persop can understand that God wants money to be in
the h"tnds of the wise, not the ignorant. As every wise
persop knows, God chose the Mullah Nasrudin to
educate the world about matters of the monetary sort.
So it came to pass that thousands of years ago-
the mists of time-we see the Mullah Nasrudin
himself, selling goats in Baghdad's central bazaar. It
appears that the wise Mullah ahs virtually cornered the
goat sales market.
I'i0t every man applauded this proof positive that
God loved the Mullah and his success. The richest man
in Iraq was one such as hated Nasrudin for his business
You see, the richest man in Iraq had been the
with a corner on the goat sales market
prior the arrival of Mullah Nasrudin.
So the richest man in Iraq, Goldman Sachs, angrily
confn;mted Nasrudin, threw down a large sack of gold at
the M)lllah's feet, and demanded to be told how
Nasrudin could afford to sell goats at a lower price.
Goldman Sachs whined that he had slave labor tend to
his goats, fed his goats weeds, and still could not make a
profit selling his goats at Mullah's prices.
The Mullah answered Goldman Sachs in this way:
"My is my superior understanding of the
principle of the sales price versus the cost of goods sold.
I will tell you my secrets upon one condition-that
is that you swear on the names of Allah,
and Zeus to take no vengeance against me after
I tell }fou these secrets of markerting." Goldman Sachs
lustily swore the oath demanded.
llhere upon the Mullah Nasrudin slyly whispered to
Goldman Sachs," I steal your goats, bribe every
member of the House and Senate and buy a few
Supreme Court Justices."
Signed,
David R. Sannes
GOAT HERDER #99
P.s.
Owning Fox News Helps
P.P.s.
PreacQ Satan "The Socialist" Versus "Jesus is my PERSONAL
Savior"
P.P.P.$.
PreacQ Obama cheated Sarah Palin out of her seat at Harvard's
Law School
P.P.P.P.s.
Mixin& 50% truth and 50% bullshit is fair and balanced brain
.food.
P.P.P.P.P.s.

Herman Cain and Bill O'Reilly were what Jesus was thinking
about when He said, " ... Easier it is for a camel to pass through a
needle, than for a rich man to enter unto Heaven."
P.P.P.P.P.P.s.
The MpJlah Nasrudin just named Glenn Beck" Who Sane?"
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.
Police beat the 99%. Dogs get put to sleep if they beat, or bite
their masters. .
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.s.
D e l o u ~ e Newt
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.
As a Mormon Bishop, Willard will not die, he will just leave
Earth ~ o be the God of another Galaxy.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.s.
Wise preachers never condemn greed, avarice or cheating - it
kills the offering- and drives the rich to golf courses.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.s.
Greed is good! Lying to your self about greed is even better!
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.s.
Breaking News: Mitt releases 23 years of tax returns. Now is
runniI\g for outhouse-almost makes it.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.s.
Mitt C l ~ t his teeth in the Vulture Capitalist Outhouse below the
lid.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.
Mitt isp't running against the seven dwarfs anymore-he
better put his big boy magic underpants on!
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POST SCRIPT
GOD LOVES THE POOR! JUST TO PLEASE GOD, THE 1% WORK
TO MULTIPLY THE 99%
AFTERWORD
On December 2, 2011, U.S. Presidential candidate Herman Cain
said; "My wife and family come first." What Herman Cain
me(Jnt to say;" My dick cums first, after that, I don't care!"
ARISTOTLE
"THE MOST PERFECT POLITICAL COMMUNITY IS ONE IN
WHICH THE MIDDLE CLASS IS IN CONTROL AND
OUTNUMBERS BOTH OF THE OTHER CLASSES."
THOMAS JEFFERSON
"THE SELFISH SPIRIT OF COMMERCE KNOWS NO COUNTRY,
AND FEELS NO PASSION OR PRINCIPLE BUT THAT OF GAIN."