Sister Margaret died and went to Hell. Knowing this was a mistake she calls St. Peter in Heaven. St.

Peter tells her not to worry it was a transportation foul up and she will be out by breakfast. Well by 10 am Sister Margaret is still in Hell and very worried so she calls St. Peter back. St. Peter tells her he is sorry but they are still having a transportation problem and she will be out by lunch. Of course by 2 pm when she is still there she calls St. Peter again. Frantic she says, "St. Peter I am still here and you just have to get me out. They are having a ORGY tonight!!." St. Peter says not to worry she will be in heaven by dinner. The next day. at 10 am St. Peters gets a phone call. "Pete this is Marge. FORGET IT!"

My men are very brave
author: unknown

General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and McKensie asks: "So how are your men?" "Very well trained, Gral. McKenzie." "I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they're the bravest men all over the country." "Well, my men are very brave, too." "I'd like to see that." So Marshall calls private Cooper and says: "Private Johnson! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!" "Are you crazy? It'd kill me, you idioy! I'm out of here!" As private Johnson ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered McKenzie and said: "You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general."

Mother Teresa's Heavenly Experience
author: unknown

When Mother Teresa died and went to heaven, God greeted her at the Pearly Gates. "Be thou hungry, Mother Teresa?" asked God. "I could eat," Mother Teresa replied. So, God opened a can of tuna and reached for a chunk of rye bread and they began to share it. While eating this humble meal, Mother Teresa looked down into Hell and saw the inhabitants devouring huge steaks, lobsters, pheasants, and pastries. Curious, but deeply trusting, she remained quiet. The next day God again invited her to join him for a meal. Again, it was tuna and rye bread. Once again, Mother Teresa could see the denizens of Hell enjoying lamb, turkey, venison, and delicious desserts. Still she said nothing. The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of tuna was opened. She couldn't contain herself any longer.

'What makes you think that you are General Yamashita?' and the man said. fat man came in..' MEN have created problems author: Sưu tầm Just a coincidence? I don't THINK so. I have Yamashita's plans . stood in front of the desk and shouted at the psychiatrist 'HOI! Bow to me." he said. "For just two people. "Let's be honest Terry. Before letting the next patient come in. obedient life I led. his laughter was interrupted by a voice from the outside.Meekly.. "God.. the psychiatrist picked up the phone and said. 'Sir Winston Churchill... she asked. a short. 'Because God made me General Yamashita! Hahahahaha' Suddenly. I am grateful to be in heaven with you as a reward for the pious. lowly Chinese! I am General Yamashita! Hahahahaha' and the psychiatrist said. But here in heaven all I get to eat is tuna and a piece of rye bread and in the Other Place they eat like emperors and kings! I just don't understand it." (scroll down) God sighed.'NO I DIDN'T!' After counseling the man and convincing him he was NOT General Yamashita. it doesn't pay to cook Mental Problem author: unknown One day at the psychiatrists office.. the short fat man left happy and pleased. MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown . this is Lim Bo Seng.

MENopause Ever notice how most of women's problems start with men? .

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