December 2012

What To Do This Month Useful Telephone Numbers Classified Ads Costambar Cable Channel Listing The Rainy Day Page And Lots Of Other Fun Stuff!!

A Very

Yennys Market Loase Resort/Sams Bar Catamaran Beach Bar Biekes Bar Happy Hippo El Carey Syls Place Taste Restaurant Las Rocas Restaurant La Gaviota Supermercado Tropical Restaurant Chino The Meeting Place Costa Atlantica Big Lees Beach Bar Vena Beach Bar Ocean World Marina La Tasca Los Dos Los Tres Cocos

And Happy, Healthy & Prosperous

To all our readers, advertisers, family and friends!

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RD$60 and throw some horseshoes! On January 1st the tradition continues - starting at 2pm you can get your first Bloody Caesar of 2013 for only RD$100!!! Check out the blackboards for brunch and evening food specials during the week! Los Tres Cocos in Las Rocas invites you to try something different. Fine dining at its best! Call 809-993-4503 for details. Sams Cafe at Loase Resort & Spa tempts you with Fish & Chips and Chicken Curry Specials and All Day Breakfast. On December 9th Dave & Marilyn (aka The Songbirds) are back and they invite other singers to come out and show off their talent! They will be closed December 24th but open on December 25th for Christmas Dinner reservations required! They also offer a number of activities for your enjoyment. At The Catamaran on Costambar Beach youll find great food at great prices enjoyed with a million dollar view! Every day they have Power Hour with 3X1 cuba libres from 6-7pm. Enjoy your power hour with a fresh pizza slice for only RD$50 - starts daily from 6pm! On Christmas Day they will have a traditional pork buffet and they invite you to celebrate New Years Eve with them and see the fireworks from the beach! They also hold a monthly Flea Market on the last Saturday of every month beginning at 10am. No cost to vendors! Restaurant Chino has the best Chinese food on the North Coast! Eat in or take out. Two locations - on the Malecon in Puerto Plata and calle Principal in Cabarete. The Meeting Place has started their summer hours - Monday to Friday 2pm-5:30pm. Keep checking their website for new activities throughout the season. Big Lees Beach Bar on the Malecon introduces The Little Snack Shack with great eats at great prices and an ALL DAY Breakfast! Every Tuesday & Thursday enjoy a cuba/santo libre for only RD$50 or Jose Cuervo for only RD$100 and every Friday is drink specials all day - cuba/santo libre only RD$50 and Jose Cuervo RD$100 with Karaoke starting at 8pm. Biekes Bar - the first bar in & the last bar out of Costambar! Drop by Saturdays for Costambars Best Burger! Sundays you can get a chili dog for Happy Hippo will have live music with Melky on Sunday December 9 starting 3pm. Friday December 21st is their Doomsday Party and Sunday December 23rd is Karaoke Jepols at 3pm. They will be closed December 24th to January 2nd - but join them on the 2nd for a New Years reception starting at 2pm. Costa Atlantica, the newest community for foreign residents, offers all expats the opportunity to use their facilities. They have 2 schools to learn Sky. Or why not spend the day at their large swimming pool for only RD$200? They will also make their facilities available for activities such as playing cards, chess, BBQs, yoga or exercise classes, meetings or whatever else North Coast expats enjoy doing. They now offer a spa, bar and cafeteria for your enjoyment. Las Tasca Los Dos in Villas Cofresi is back again with all your favourite Austrian and International Specialties! Karaoke on Fridays at 8pm!! Vena Beach Bar on the Malecon has a 2X1 Happy Hour on Cuba/Santo Libres from 3-8pm Monday to Friday! Join them Tuesdays for Dominoes - all players get their beers for RD$70! And Sundays is Ladies Day with RD$100 frozen cocktails for the ladies! Syls Place has a great food special every day! Mondays - all things chili. Tuesday - soup and sandwich. Wednesday - varies. Thursday - meat loaf/mashed potatoes & gravy. Friday - fish & chips/onion rings. Saturday - chicken dumpling stew. Sundays - beer butt chicken. All their great food can be delivered for free in Costambar! Monday December 24th they will have Christmas Dinner with all the trimmings, Christmas music and, if youre feeling Santa-Ish, you can participate in a small gift exchange! They also have satellite radio with some great oldies stations! El Carey Restaurant - Rancho Tipico is open with new owners Kevin & Patricia. They invite you to enjoy Dominican food inside, in their garden or

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Las Rocas Restaurant has been newly renovated and reopened specializing in steaks and international fine food. December 7th at 8pm they will hold a Dinner & Dance with live music. Then under parasols on the beach. They also offer on December 14th at 7:30pm they will have Ali burgers and pizza. The house specialty is garlic shrimp and you should try Kevins Mama Juana and Tupac and his band performing. Start 2013 right by joining them on January 1st at 11am and enjoying pia coladas! Theyve got lots happening this month. Every day from 7-8pm its Happy Hour with free canapes and a glass of champagne! In January, watch for another Dinner & Dance with 2X1 cuba/santo libres! Every Friday at 6pm you live music on January 12th and another chance to can take Salsa lessons for only RD$100 - first catch Ali Tupac and his band on January 18th! lesson free! And every Sunday at 2pm is Karaoke with Leo Frometa in English, Spanish, French and Italian! Party with them on December 20th - if the La Gaviota Trattoria-Pizzeria offers authentic Mayan calendar is right it may be your last chance Italian food. They have a special menu for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day offering to dance around the beach bonfire! They will be something different in a romantic atmosphere. open Christmas Day but closed January 1st. On New Years Eve join them to bring in the New Year From appetizers to dessert, cocktails to wine - its with free Sancocho and a beach bonfire! Let them all included. Reservations are required by December 20th. host your next event. Taste Restaurant in Los Mangos Golf Club has a full International menu serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with many healthy options available. Happy Hour daily from 5-7pm with 2X1 cuba libres AND a free taste of their amazing sushi!! Feeling lucky? Ocean World Casino offers free transportation and free drinks for players! Open 3pm to 3am.

www.costambarmonthly.com

COME FOR THE GREAT FOOD AT GREAT PRICES AND THE MILLION DOLLAR VIEW!

CUBA/SANTA LIBRES CUBA/SANTA LIBRES RD$50

PIZZA SLICES ONLY RD$50!!!
DAILY STARTING AT 6PM
Made with Brugal Anejo or Blanco

Every Tuesday & Thursday

RD$50

Every Friday

DECEMBER 25TH Traditional Pork Buffet Starting at Noon DECEMBER 31ST New Years Eve Party Come watch the fireworks!
EVERY LAST SATURDAY OF THE MONTH FREE TO VENDORS! Starting at 10am

JOSE CUERV0 RD$100

Made with Brugal Anejo or Blanco PLUS Starting at 8pm

FLEA MARKET!!!

GREAT FOOD AT INEXPENSIVE PRICES!! KITCHEN OPEN 11AM TO 7PM

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50 Fahrenheit (10 C) Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians plant gardens. 35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C) Italian Cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows down. 32 Fahrenheit (0 C) American water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker. 0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season. -60 Fahrenheit (-51 C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door. -109.9 Fahrenheit (-78.5 C) Carbon dioxide freezes to make dry ice. Canadians pull down their earflaps. -173 Fahrenheit (-114 C) Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg. -459.67 Fahrenheit (-273.15 C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "Cold, eh?" -500 Fahrenheit (-295 C) Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

Specializing in Steaks & International Fine Food Prepared by a German Chef With extensive experience in International Cuisine Newly Renovated! German, English & Spanish Spoken!

COMING EVENTS
Dinner & Dance with Live Music ALI TUPAC and his band

INTERNATIONAL GOURMET CUISINE & AUSTRIAN SPECIALTIES

Glass of Champagne on the house Free Canapes Kitchen Open at 5pm

Dinner & Dance with Live Music ALI TUPAC and his band
Las Rocas Restaurant A taste of style in time Calle Anacaona, Costambar

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Restaurant Chino
Best Chinese Food On the North Coast! Two Great Locations! Eat In or Takeout!
Xiang Wan Jia Plaza Neptuno, Malecon, Puerto Plata 809-261-5609 Calle Principal, Cabarete 809-571-0385

Why Italian fathers and grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family. An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me. "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, alotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Somma day you gonna comea home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'times up'? "

LOS DOS
INTERNATIONAL & AUSTRIAN SPECIALTIES!!!
Every Friday starting at 8pm KARAOKE!!!

La Tasca

Villas Cofresi 809-815-6838

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RESTAURANT EL CAREY IS OPEN WITH NEW OWNERS KEVIN & PATRICIA!

Come sit inside, in our garden or under the parasols on the beach Enjoy Dominican food prepared by Kevin Also pizzas and hamburgers! House Special - Garlic Shrimp! And try Kevins Mama Juana & Pina Colada!

JOIN US Happy Hour! 2X1 Cuba/Santo Libres With Brugal blanco or anejo Put on your dancing shoes Salsa classes by professional dancer Carlos First class if FREE! After that only RD$100/class!

EVERY DAY 7-8pm!

EVERY FRIDAY 6pm!

EVERY SUNDAY 2pm!

KARAOKE with Leo Frometa English, Spanish, French, Italian According to the Mayan calendar tomorrow is going to be the end of times. Lets party TONIGHT with music, dancing and a BONFIRE on the beach!

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask, 'Did I wake you?' 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat supper at 4 PM. 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

THURSDAY DECEMBER 20

Open CHRISTMAS DAY! Open New Years Eve!

With FREE SANCOCHO at 10pm and BONFIRE on the beach

CLOSED January 1st

El Carey Restaurant - Rancho Tipico Also available for parties, weddings, etc.
Calle Reina Isabel, Costambar, Puerto Plata Spanish 809-918-1448 English 809-924-8233 CLOSED MONDAYS

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NEW ADVERTISING RATES

OPEN FROM 12 NOON SATURDAYS BIEKE BURGERS!! SUNDAYS RD$60 CHILI DOGS & HORSESHOES CHECK OUR BOARD FOR BRUNCH & EVENING FOOD SPECIALS!

After almost 3 years, we decided it was time to increase our advertising rates. Weve always strived to be the most economical place for our local businesses to advertise and even with the increase we still are. But with the rising cost of almost everything in this country we were losing ground rapidly. The rate increase insures that Costambar Monthly can continue.

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Golf Club Presents Our new restaurant !!

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown Grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301 . There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow , push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow , hit my doorbell. "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow? "What ... You coming empty handed?"

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Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it, we'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning." Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it." Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures." Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual." They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds. I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either sex or golf,' and she said... 'Take a sweater!'"

809-848-9009

Christmas Dinner Monday December 24th at 5:30pm RD$500 Great Christmas Music! Gift Exchange for those interested!
MONDAYS! ALL THINGS CHILI! TUESDAYS SOUP AND SANDWICH WEDNESDAY VARIES THURSDAYS! MEAT LOAF/MASHED POTATOES & GRAVY FRIDAYS!!!! FISH & CHIPS/ONION RINGS!!! SATURDAYS! CHICKEN DUMPLING STEW! SUNDAYS BEER BUTT CHICKEN

Vena Beach Bar

2 for 1 Happy Hour

Mon-Fri 3pm-8pm On Cuba Libre And Santo Libre

70 pesos Beer for all those who are playing a game of Dominoes

Ladies Sundays
ALL FROZEN DRINKS @100 PESOS For the ladies
A Touch Of NY in Puerto Plata

Contact: 809-215-2410 www.facebook.com/VenaBeachBar Trip Advisor: Vena Beach Bar Caseta # 2 in front of the old hotel MonteMar by Long Beach

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CONTRACTOR OF THE MONTH AWARD!

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JUST ARRIVED!
CLEAR FIBERGLASS 7 GALLON PROPANE CYLINDER TANK 24 TALL & 12 DIAMETER
Always know how much gas you have! Lighter than steel & rustproof!

ONLY RD$2500 CALL COLIN AT 809-449-1819 Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit from going soft.

CHARTS AVAILABLE
Get your nautical charts of the Bahamas, Turks and Caicos Islands, Providenciales and Hispaniola From Rosa at Luperon Swap Meet Wendys Bar in Luperon Ocean World Marina in Cofresi

BOAT NAME OF THE MONTH!

If you have difficulty call Colin at 809-449-1819

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SOLUTIONS ON PAGE 13
SUDOKU PUZZLES Fill in the missing numbers so every row, column and quadrant contains the number 1 through 9.

CHRISTMAS
Find and circle all of the words that are hidden in the grid. The remaining letters spell a hidden message

ANGEL BELLS BETHLEHEM CANDLES CANDY CANE CAROLS DECORATIONS EGGNOG FAMILY FRANKINCENSE FRIENDS

FRUITCAKE GABRIEL GIFTS GOLD GREETING CARDS HOLLY ICICLES JESUS JOSEPH LIGHTS

MANGER MARY MISTLETOE MYRRH ORNAMENTS POINSETTIA SANTA SHEPHERDS SKATES SLEIGH

SNOWFLAKES SNOWMAN STABLE STAR STOCKING THREE WISE MEN TOBOGGAN TOYS TREE WREATH

Across 1. Wander 5. Extraction 6. Paradise 7. Assuage Down 1. Seafarer 2. Supreme commander 3. Diverge 4. Relinquish

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12 22 28 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 40 42 43 44 46 49

CNN FOX ABC NBC CBS KIDS TBS CNBC ESPN-1 WGN CDN TNT USA ESPN-2 DISCOVERY DISNEY HBO SPORT BOOMERANG

51 56 57 64 66

CINE SPEED

CANAL

ANIMAL PLANET SCI-FI FOOD 69 DISCOVERY

70 71 72 74 79 80 81 83 84 85

WEATHER CINEMAX SHOWTIME STARZ NASA JETIX CARTOON TNT LA HISTORY THE FILM ZONE

LOCAL SUSTAINABILITY & ENVIRONMENTAL INITIATIVE

PROJECTS INCLUDE: Organic Farming Aquaponics Fish Farming (with ISA University) Community Cacao Nursery (with IDIAF) Conservation The overall mission is to teach healthy, cost-effective alternatives which are environmentally sound. Willard Taylor, who established this model farm, has a background in psychology, human rights and service and international missionary work. Donations of funds and materials to help and expand this initiative are greatly appreciated. For more info email biodivomar@gmail.com or call 829-663-3815 Willard invites all calls, emails, visits or forms of investigation into his project.

Police Office Police Car APC Office APC Gate Security Codetel Edenorte - emergency Edenorte - office Costambar Taxi Stand Canada Britain U.S.A. German Italian Clinica Bournigal Clinica Brugal Los Tropicos Pharmacy

809-320-8510 809-320-8840 809-970-7877 809-970-7015 809-220-1111 809-261-1844 809-586-9823 809-970-7318 809-586-5761 809-586-4244 809-586-4204 809-586-6995 809-320-7601 809-586-2342 809-586-2519 809-970-7607

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RamiLife - Way to Inner Happiness

SPECIAL OFFER!
BOOK My Way to Inner Happiness Regular Price RD$900 DVD With Yoga, Edukinensthetik & Qi Gong Regular Price RD$900

DURING THE MONTH OF DECEMBER Book & DVD together for only RD$900!

The author is available every Sunday at 5pm at The Catamaran Restaurant on Costambar Beach to discuss his program and answer any questions. Books are available to purchase. More Info at www.ramilife.com

BEGINNER

INTERMEDIA TE

HIDDEN MESSAGE
Tis the season to be jolly

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When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular elves, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, Santa found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then, when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. Frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, Santa accidentally dropped the cider pot, breaking it into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then, the doorbell rang and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened it, and there was a little angel with a great big Xmas tree. The angel cheerfully said, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it? And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Xmas tree.

RD$1230 Includes Dental RD$1480 with Drugs (January payment with deposits RD$1780/RD$2060)

Aquacero, Malecon, Puerto Plata 5pm Biekes Bar, Costambar 6:30pm Or call Petra & Marcel Bahr 1-809-885-2155

Massage: Relax, Reduction, Deep Tissue, Facial Massage, Reflexology, Acupressure, & Hot Stone Physical Therapy, Paraffin Treatment & Lymphatic Drainage Manicure & Pedicure: Regular & Intensive Braids & Hair Extensions & Mens Haircuts Facials, Waxing , Peeling, Hydration & Nurse Services Natural Health & Beauty Products
ASK ABOUT OUR SPECIALS. Open Mon-Sat from 9:00am / Sundays by appointment Service to the home. Transportation available. #14 Penon St, Costambar Tel: 809-970-7522 Cell: 809-993-2944

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OPEN DAILY (INCLUDING HOLIDAYS) Mon-Sat 8am-10pm Sundays 8am-8pm Everything you need from snacks to supper! Delivery Service Available! Calle Principal, Costambar (just inside the gate) 809-970-3028

NOW OPEN!!
Costambar Community Center & Library Open 9am-5pm Monday-Saturday Located next to the Farmacia (courtesy of Mark Gill) Separate English & foreign language book rooms Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: "Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow." Then, they kick him in the ice hole. You really didn't believe that we knew anything about penguins, did you?

Two old guys talking. One said to the other: "My 67th birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV". Other guy: "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!" First guy: "Yup. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"

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SOUND RENTAL

Karaoke Tropical
For Any Event Of Your Choice With Animation in English, Spanish, German and French Lyrics in 7 Languages International Music, Videos and DVDs

809-204-4172 Email dj.marilyne_karaoke_tropical@hotmail.com

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards." said one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!" The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!" Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my God!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"

DO YOU NEED A GOOD MECHANIC?

Call Ito
829-563-1878 or 829-540-6622 (for English 809-464-7898)
SERVICE DONE AT YOUR HOME! ALL GENERAL REPAIRS & MAINTENANCE!
Judge: "What are you charged with?" Prisoner: "Doing my Christmas shopping early." Judge: "That's not an offense. How early were you doing this shopping?" Prisoner: "Before the store opened."

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VIVERO MAIMON
GREEN THUMB
Landscaping and Gardening Maintenance Services
Palms, Flowering and Foliage Plants BEST PRICES ON THE NORTH COAST!!!
George Roesch 809-543-8041
OPEN Monday to Friday 8am-5pm Saturday 8am-noon

Km 11 Carretera PP-Imbert Just past The Fish Places

Costambar Monthly page 21 LIKE CHECKING OUT THE CLASSIFIEDS FOR GREAT DEALS? OR USING THEM TO GET RID OF YOUR UNWANTED ITEMS? THEN WHY NOT CHECK OUT COSTAMBARS FLEA MARKET AT THE CATAMARAN BAR ON THE BEACH. EVERY LAST SATURDAY OF THE MONTH STARTING AT 10AM! FREE TO VENDORS!! Costambar Monthly classified ads are free but can only be placed by emailing costambarmonthly@yahoo.ca Or calling 809-970-7507 or 809-449-1820 PLEASE NOTE - free classified ads are only for personal items. Commercial properties or enterprises (including real estate sales or rentals) must purchase an ad. Classifieds will usually be run for one month only unless we are otherwise notified.

CLASSIFIEDS
FOR SALE Ford F-150 V-8 4.6l runs on gasoline but has gas installed, year '98, engine 2007, very well taken care of by owner!! Also known as "the big yellow monster" $13,000usd obo!! Call Vik 829 864 9420 FOR SALE 19ft BAYLINER, 115 HP Evinrude / trailer. Following is new VHF system, Bimini top, paint, Color fishfinder/gps/chartploter, anchor+200ft rope, 10 rod holder. Also included: Life vests, compass, 1000watt sony mp3/cd/iphone radio, bilge, stainless steel fitting, fenders, much more. 12.500 US neg. Call 809-884-5858 FOR SALE Honda CRV 2000 for RD$255,000 Diane & Victor Call 809 261 3795 FOR SALE Two statues of angels by 30 inches high, dating from 1955, imported from Italy, value of 179,000 pesos sell : 75,000 pesos or best offer. One beautiful statue of St. Michael 50 inches high, value of 80,000 pesos sell : 37,750 pesos write for photos. royvon90@hotmail.com or 809 320-1589 from 9 am to 5 pm WANTED "Karaoke business looking for an assistant with experiences as a DJ. Dominican welcome! for contacts call 809 988 1322 after 2.30 PM." FOR SALE Due to closure various motorcycle and scooter parts to sell. Whole inventory at cost is $400,000. pesos. Now selling for $200,000. pesos. Please call Rachel cel: 829-324-3204 FOR SALE TENDER: 2007 Caribe 11ft hard bottom inflatable with 2007 25hp Yamaha 2-stroke (recent tune up starts ease & runs good). Great run-around boat! Asking $4,600 u.s.d. Ph.# 829-902-1234 FOR SALE Generator HONDA 3KW. 1.5 years old. RD$28,000 Whirlpool semi prof. electronic gas stove, 1.5 years old, RD$15,000 Chevrolet Cobalt LS 2006, Gray, imported July/2012 RD$240,000 Reason: leaving the country. cowboy-fred@hotmail.com 809 751 5246 FOR SALE Laptop, Dell Vostro 1510, 15.6, core duo 1.8ghz, ram 2.00gb, HDD 160 GO RD$12,000 Call 829-705-0066

IGLESIA FILIPOS PRESBITERIANA invites you to services every Sunday at 10 A.M. Worships are in Spanish. Children activities. Before Costambar Gate Security, turn on the right side toward the power plant, 100 meters on the right side.

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Large, Luxuriously Furnished House. Panoramic Ocean View from Perfect Distance and Altitude

Apology Letter To Spouse - PRICELESS! Hi Sweetheart, I am sorry about getting into an argument about putting up the Christmas lights. I guess that sometimes I feel like you are pushing me too hard when you want something. I realize that I was wrong and I am apologizing for being such a hard-headed guy. All I want is for you to be happy and be able to enjoy the holiday season. Nothing brightens the Christmas spirit like Christmas lights! I took the time to hang the lights for you today; and now I will be off to the hockey rink. Again, I am very sorry for the way I acted yesterday. I'll be home later. Love you

Was USD 235,000, Now 150,000, if under contract with deposit this year. Call owner (809) 399-4187 for 9 page description with 14 photo document, or e-mail ambercoast@codetel.net.do
Happiest, breezy and private living assured and apartment income possible

HER RESPONSE Hi Honey, Thank you for that heart-felt apology. I don't often get an apology from you, and I truly appreciate it. I, too, felt bad about the argument and wanted to apologize. I realize that I can sometimes be a little pushy. I will try to respect your feelings from now on. Thank you for taking the time to hang the Christmas lights for me. It really means a lot. In the spirit of giving, I washed your truck for you; and now I am off to the mall. I love you too!

www.CaonaboEnterprises.com
Your new life In the Dominican Republic STARTS HERE
We build houses, we rent houses, we sell houses! Check out our extensive listings and give us a call. for English, call Mike @809 571-1741 for Spanish, call Sofia @829 421-8575 for German/French, call Francisco @829 421-8579

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Open Tues-Sat 9am to 8:30pm Sundays 9am to 6pm - CLOSED Mondays

NO W BR FO OPE N EA R KF AS T!!

Dave & Marilyn Vunk Aka The Songbirds Guest singers are invited to show off their talent as well!

Closed Dec. 24th - Open Dec.25th 1-6pm

All Day Breakfast Fish & Chips * Chicken Curry Full Menu * Daily Specialty

Racquetball, handball, wallyball, pool-billiards, Big Screen TV for sports, movies and concerts Smoking and non-smoking areas

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