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THE UNISEX, OMNISEXUAL PURITY TEST _______________________________________________________________________________ Version 4.

0 (500) Final Release 23-Apr-1988 _______________________________________________________________________________ Public domain; no copyright. All rights wronged, all wrongs reversed. Up with going down. The risen flesh commands: let there be love. Murphy's law on sex: Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics. Chaste makes waste. Virginity can be cured. This document was not sponsored by the Department of Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, and was not monitored by the Air Force Avionics Laboratory. The views and conclusions contained in this document should not be interpreted as representing the official policies, either expressed or implied, of the Defense Advanced Projects Agency or the US Government. Neither should it be interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors have actually performed any of the actions contained herein. _______________________________________________________________________________ Disclaimer of Liability The user of this test acknowledges that sex is a hazardous sport; that a person must copulate in control, and use good judgement at all times; that partners' conditions vary constantly and are greatly affected by weather changes and previous use; and that dirty sheets, variations in terrain and bed surfaces, spouses/pimps/managers, forest growth, rocks and debris, clothed obstacles, and many other natural and man-made obstacles and hazards, including other users and customers, exist throughout the bedroom area. Personal managers (pimps/spouses) and sado-masochistic operations and equipment are constantly in use and may be hazardous to those not copulating in control. Impotence, collisions, and social diseases resulting in injury can happen at any time, even to those copulating in control with proper sexual equipment. Inherent risks are part of the sport and may exist within your partner. As a condition of being permitted to use the facilities of your partner, the user of this test agrees to copulate in control and within the limits of his/her ability, and further acknowledges and accepts these hazards, dangers, and risks and assumes the risk of injury or loss to person or damage to property which might result >from use of the partner's facilities. As a further condition of being permitted to use the facilities of your partner, the customer understands and agrees that: (1) in the event of a transfer of use by another or anything else in the management's opinion is misconduct, misuse, kinky, impotence, or nuisance, this service may be revoked without refund; (2) the partner is the property of the harem and, upon request, s/he must be presented to any authorized representative of the pimp/spouse; (3) sexual equipment must be visibly displayed at all times when you are in any bedroom and when approaching the bed to copulate. Your sexual partner is not transferable; see Theft of Services, V.S.A., sections 2581 and 2582. _______________________________________________________________________________ Purity Test Genesis/History: Version 1 (100) Created at MIT's Baker House. Two parallel versions; one for male, and one for female. Not much is known about this version. It was ported to CMU by ps in 1982. Version 2 (247) Spring 1983 - CMU/jb, pd, kr, ps, ts, mt, et al. Expanded to 247 questions. This marked the beginning of the unisex versions. The story goes that they intended it to be 250 questions, but got tired that night and said "we'll think of three more tomorrow", and tomorrow never got there. Version 3.3C.1 (400) on 05-Dec-1984 First formal release general of this test, version 3.xx. All former versions were short-lived and tended to be bug-ridden. Does not discriminate against gays or bi's. Good correspondence of scores (especially in the higher score ranges) between this version and version 2. Added Genesis/History section. Version 3.4 (400) on 29-Jan-1985 Internal version; never released. Source code accidentally destroyed, much to the consternation of one of the authors. Cleaned up many bugs. Added sections: Disclaimer of Liability, Instructions for Use, Scoring, and Warranty Information. Version 3.5 (400) on 10-Apr-1985 Rebuilt from the 3.3C.1 source and the 3.4 (only surviving copy) Xerox X9700 laser printer hardcopy. Cleaned up same bugs in 3.4; wiped out a duplicate question. Added in verbose history section. Version 3.5A (400) on 13-Apr-1985: CMU/da, fa, tc, no, dt, sv, rz, et al Found that we had 431 questions instead of 400. Version 3.5B (400) on 18-Mar-1986: Yale (Pierson College)/ as Intermediate release, with footnotes integrated into main body of text and some grammatical errors cleaned up. Begun in Fall, 1985; finished in April for the benefit of a friend at MIT (where it all began), who hadn't seen any versions except the antique Version 1. Version 3.5C (400) on 17-Jan-1988: Yale (Pierson College)/mmd (CLARINET@YALEVM) Grammatical errors corrected. Introduction and history cleaned up. Version 4.0 (500) on 23-April-1988: Yale (Silliman College)/dfc, ad, dcg, mlm, and Dartmouth (Alpha Theta)/alb. Original 400-question version expanded to 500 questions. _______________________________________________________________________________ Instructions for Use: This is a fairly long test consisting of five hundred questions. It starts out tame and gets progressively worse (or better, depending on your viewpoint). There are many ways of going about taking this test. You can, of course, as your right, guaranteed by the Constitution, be anti-social and sequester yourself in your room and take this test all by yourself; however, we feel that the funnest way to utilize this test is to hold a Purity Test Party. All you need is one copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (Lots of writing

implements and paper would be useful too.) The person with the copy of the test is the test administrator; s/he readsd the questions out loud and everybody else writes down their answers. We have no definite rules as to whether the participants are required to divulge their answers; that is up to the group to decide. However, each person's purity score should be made common knowledge. (The person with the highest score gets to be giggled at for the rest of his/her life.) This works great at parties and lets everybody know who's easy and who isn't, so you'll know who to go home with. Don't leave home without it. Definitions All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may have happened before that time is considered not standing and void. The term mutual masturbation refers to someone masturbating you AND/OR you masturbating someone else, not exclusively both at the same time. We would also like to define having sex in the homosexual case; homosexual sex has occurred when both partners are of the same sex and one of the partners has an orgasm while there is some contact between the genitals of both partners. We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn't worry too much about getting a high score... even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life. --- ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT --_______________________________________________________________________________ Section 1: Platonic Relations. 19 Questions. For this section, if you are mostly a: - heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the word "someone" or "partner", is to be someone of the OPPOSITE gender. - homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the word "someone" or "partner", is to be someone of YOUR OWN gender. - 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the word "someone" or "partner", is to be someone of the OPPOSITE gender. Have you ever done any of the following: 1. kissed a friend or stranger on their hands or their head/neck region as a friendly gesture? 2. held hands with someone? 3. had a date? 4. had a date past 1 a.m.? 5. dated someone on a regular basis? 6. picked someone up? 7. been picked up? 8. gone steady? 9. slow danced? 10. had the symptoms of Russian fingers (rushin' fingers)? 11. had the symptoms of Roman hands (roamin' hands)? 12. shared a bed, sleeping bag, or sleeping accommodations with someone without anything steamy happening? 13. given a back or neck rub or massage with no ulterior motive? 14. used tickling as a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine? 15. directly asked someone whom you were not going out with and had never gone out with if they were a virgin? 16. used physical strength, physical power, or any physical prowess, or prowesslessness as a factor in pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine? 17. secretly lusted after someone without that person knowing? 18. dropped subtle hints to someone whom you liked/loved/wanted, hoping that they would pick up on it? 19. written anonymous "love letters" to someone (secret admirer, etc. That is, dropped some not-so-subtle hints). _______________________________________________________________________________ Section 2: Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism. 51 Questions. Although this section is termed Auto-erotica and mono-sexualism, the events herein still count even if you are with someone else at the time. It was so named because these activities, like the harp, (and the porcelain goddess) are predominantly solo events. Have you ever done the following: 20. had an arousing dream? (Wet dreams and the like.) 21. been sexually aroused? 22. uttered/muttered/yelled/screamed (or in other words verbally expressed) obscenities? 23. fantasized about your long-term instructor, mentor, or someone who is superior to you? (One day skydiving teachers, two hour ski instructors, and the like do not count.) 24. fantasized about your lawyer, doctor, nurse, psychiatrist or someone with whom you are having a professional relationship? 25. fantasized about someone you know personally but not closely? 26. fantasized about anyone and masturbated at the same time? 27. read or bought pornographic periodicals? 28. ever had a subscription to pornographic periodicals? 29. read sexually explicit literature? 30. gone skinny dipping alone? 31. made obscene phone calls? 32. phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers? (e.g. (212)976-2626, (212)976-2727, (212)976-2828, etc. Please note that these are fifty cent calls in addition to toll charges and long distance charges.) 33. phoned up any live phone sex numbers? 34. stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are male? 35. shaved your genital pubic hair? 36. shaved your genital pubic hair on a fairly regular basis? 37. colored or bleached your genital pubic hair? 38. shaved or shaped your genital pubic hair in a particular design? (moons, hearts, diamonds, clovers, etc.) 39. masturbated? 40. masturbated at least five times in one twenty-four hour period? 41. masturbated on a fairly regular basis of no less than once a fortnight?

used alcohol to lower someone else's inhibitions for the purpose of sex or oral sex? 94.) 96.) 68. Anal beads: a string of beads inserted into the anus which is supposed to feel good as it is pulled out. carrots. used ben-wa balls or anal beads? (ben-wa balls: a pair of small.) 48. or mutual masturbation without their knowing it? 93. eaten any erotic food items? (Chocolate tits. inserted your finger into your rectum? 65. lied about your sexual preference in order to avoid a date? 79. RV. masturbated while watching an R or X-rated show? 50. masturbated while reading either pornographic or sexually explicit materials? 46. taken Purity Tests of any versions more than 5 times? 73. shorts..) 66. fantasized about someone else other than your partner while you were engaged in sex. bottle. urinated on someone else intentionally? (Piss fights!) 101. banana dicks. wet yourself. five minutes of going around trying to find your undies after a shower doesn't count. drugged someone without their knowledge and/or consent? (hash brownies and the like.or R-rated snowman or snowwoman? 63. intentionally listened in on other people having sex. . etc)? (Dorm hallways.. told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted to have sex with them? 91. or any other carvable material that isn't food? 62. oral sex. seen a pornographic movie in a theater? 54. bathrooms and such places where this behavior is acceptable do not count.) 57. to obtain birth control pills. exaggerated about any sexual experiences? 75. had dates with more than one person in the same night while one or more of the people involved were NOT aware of your actions? 98. in public. willingly defecated on the garments that you were wearing at the time? (In other words: shit in your pants. made out a check that bounced? 84.") 58. lied to someone at someone else's request? 78.) 47. written down your own stories or fantasies for masturbatory purposes? (Your own custom-made Penthouse Forum [tm]) 59. apples. walked around in a public or semi-public area with a top (shirt. willingly urinated on any part of your body? 69. gone steady with two or more people at the same time while all of them WERE aware you were doing it? 100.) 72.)? 60. lied on any previous Purity Tests? 74. performed oral sex on yourself? (Yes. promise. masturbated to orgasm? 45. it doesn't count.) 55. been to a peep show? 52. etc. willingly urinated on the garments that you were wearing at the time? (In other words: piss in your pants. owned any erotic art pieces? (Like that phallic symbol in the cat woman scene in "A Clockwork Orange. forced or coerced someone into having intimate physical relations with you? 97. read someone else's diary without their knowledge and/or consent? 88. wood. seen any burlesque show? (Rocky Horror counts) 51. tasted your own orgasmic liquids? 64. however locker rooms. been to a private showing of a pornographic movie? 53. urinated in cup. masturbated while driving a *moving* land vehicle? (Car. had an accident. balls which are placed in the vagina or anus and are supposed to feel good as they move around. committed breaking and entering? 86. gym/dorm/barrack showers. this is possible for most males. 61 Questions. shoplifted? 82. etc) but no bottoms (pants. masturbated where you could have been discovered? (In a crowd. searched someone's room without their knowledge and/or consent? 89. gone to (or escorted someone to) a Planned Parenthood Clinic? (for an exam. etc. lobby areas. used someone else's credit card without their knowledge and/or consent? 85. written graffitti? 80. used drugs to lower someone else's inhibitions for the purpose of sex or oral sex? 95.) 61.) 76. administered a whole Purity Test or are in the process of administering a whole Purity Test of any version? (That's where you are the test administrator in a Purity Test Party.42.) 56. city parks. seen a snuff film? 87. pitcher or any such receptacle that was not originally designed for such purpose? Urinalysis incidents don't count. masturbated while in a bathroom of the opposite sex? 49. usually metal. broken your word. masturbated while on the phone? (No kinky interpretations of "on the phone". or mutual masturbation? 92. movie theater. etc. diaphragm. or vow? 77. had a serious accident. Think design and function. See "Instructions for Use" for further information. Have you ever done any of the following: 71. plagiarized? 81. bought blatant sexual objects? (This means that if you buy a bottle of Coke and you use it as a dildo. told someone that you loved them when you did not? 90.) 43. sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in food (bananas.) 70. masturbated out in the wilds or in nature with no nearby civilization? 44. and even for some females. stolen? 83.) 67. gone steady with two or more people at the same time while one or more of the people involved were NOT aware of what you were doing? 99. made an X. sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in soap. This is legit. oral sex. willingly defecated on yourself? _______________________________________________________________________________ Section 3: Legislative Misfits and Other Ethical Matters. truck. etc. hearse. T-shirt. are acceptable. walked around in your room/apartment/house/habitation in the nude? (Must be a serious walk. etc. motorcycle.

house. been intoxicated? 134. injected any drugs into your body for any other purpose other than medical? 156. committed adultery? (you need not have been the one who was married to get this point. taken PCP more than twice? 160. had sex while either you or your partner. inhaled nitrous oxide while not visiting a dentist? 144. intentionally taken someone's underwear and didn't know who it belonged to? _______________________________________________________________________________ Section 4: Drugs. etc. or psilocybin? 161.) 129. peyote. "Who's got the pill".g. had VD of any sort (VD.) 112. borrowed/stolen/taken birth control devices from your or someone else's parents? (Condoms. pipe. urinated from higher than the fifth floor. 43 Questions. flashed. thought you had VD? 123. thought you might be.) 103. used cocaine more than four times? 155. bought lingerie/undergarments of the opposite sex? 130.102. tree. or any compound scheduled by the DEA. unintentionally pregnant? 116. flashed. habitation. outhouse or any commonly accepted shit hole? (Camping/hiking trips in which bathroom/outhouse access are nil do not count.g. in the glove compartment of the family car. given a sympathy fuck? 126. used a commercial aphrodisiac? (Spanish Fly. unofficial gathering of people? 111. etc. office. played any games in which there was a mystery as to who would be getting drugs and who wouldn't. mooned or flashed someone from the front? 109. or mutual masturbation with someone? 114. the clap. peyote. injected any one drug into your body for any purpose other than medical more than twice? 157. oral sex. smoked tobacco? (cigarette. taken LSD. unaccompanied by someone of the opposite sex. apartment.. sold or re-sold controlled/illicit substances. charity dinner. oral sex.) 113.) 165.) 105. bought a home pregnancy test? 117. and everybody picks a cup and drinks it and wonders who gets lucky. streaked. taken depressants excluding alcohol? 143. smoked marijuana/sensemilia more than four times? 149. an unwanted pregnancy? 120. Have you ever done any of the following: 132. stage performance. hookah) 138. bought controlled/illicit drugs. or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself in public before a formal (official) gathering of people? (Such as a function. Magic Love Drops. stolen the underwear of someone you knew. or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself in public before an informal. oven. thrown up from having drunk too much alcohol? 135. herpes. or any compound scheduled by the DEA. used cocaine? 154. spermicidal foam. cigar. urinated anywhere other than a bathroom. taken opiate in any form? 152. were under the legal age of consent of the state in which you were having sex? 122. in violation of the law? 141. taken Ecstasy/X? 158.) 131. eaten marijuana/sensemilia? 150. where half the cups (of soda) have LSD in them and the other half don't. given money or some favor to have sex. entered a bathroom of the opposite sex. chewed tobacco? (snuff) 139. bush or any commonly accepted piss hole? (in the kitchen sink. received money or some favor to have sex. stored any excretia in a refrigerator. initiated sex with someone for the sake of sex only? 127. etc. but not both. forgotten events that occurred while you were drunk? 137. or given someone. out of a building or off a bridge or any such permanent structure (e. STD's. stored evacuated excretia anywhere else in your room. while not involved in a search and/or rescue mission? 108.) 146. deliberately injured yourself so as to obtain medication? 164. farted (audibly) in mixed company? 110. had an alcoholic drink? 133. taken valium? 147. taken stimulants? 142. in violation of the law? 140. mixed drugs? (alcohol counts. taken opiate in any form more than twice? 153. for a purpose other than that of a practical joke or to just ire the person? (A bunch of guys invading the women's dorm on a mission of panty raids does not count. passed out due to having drunk too much alcohol? 136. crabs. diaphragms. etc? 107. gone to class or work while under the influence of drugs? (alcohol counts) 166.. streaked. smoked marijuana/sensemilia? 148. lied about being pregnant or about having made someone pregnant? 121. taken PCP? 159. powdered rhino horn. bought condoms? 118. the Grand Canyon)? 104.) 124. inhaled anything containing butyl nitrate? 145. eaten marijuana or sensemilia more than four times? 151. or psilocybin more than twice? 162. free stuff. or any food storage/preparation appliance? 106. had an AIDS test due to reasonable suspicion or hyperactive imagination? 125. or might have caused someone else to be. been arrested? (Picture taken and all that wonderful. Mixed meaning being under the influence of . or equivalent height. chastity belt) 119.e. yet everybody plays in it? (e. taken LSD more than six times? 163. outhouse. willingly committed incest? 128. i. taken d-lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD-25). above ground level. or mutual masturbation with someone? 115. defecated anywhere other than a bathroom. had.

had sex with someone whose name you did not know? (and *still* don't . had your frontal chest/torso region fondled or stroked? 195.) 176. given your partner an orgasm while petting? 219. necked on the first date? 186. kissed on the first date? 185.homosexual. kissed someone else below the neck but not including arms or hands? 181. or nibbled on someone else's nipple? 212. received finger scratch marks? 221. had sex with a virgin? (Not yourself. then your partner in deed. prayer. bathed or showered with someone? 207. often referred to by the word "someone" or "partner". breathed onto. let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself. or otherwise handled someone else's covered genitals? 214. had sex while under the influence of LSD.e. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's clothed breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)? 210. fondled or stroked someone else's bare legs? 193.50-50 confirmed bisexual.) 230. propositioned someone for necking or petting? (petting is defined as any caressing. sucked. stroked. (This means that if you were in the hospital with two broken arms and the nurse washed you. had an orgasm while under the influence of nitrous? (difficult because of timing) 170. . given a back massage with ulterior motives? 202. then your partner in deed. given finger scratch marks? 220. petted below the waist? 184. had your covered genitals petted. sold possessions in order to obtain drugs? 168. fondled. For this section. or nibbled upon? 213. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's bare breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)? 211. fondled someone who was asleep? 201. 63 Questions. had sex without the use of birth control devices? (Use of the rhythm. fondled or stroked someone else's clothed legs? 192. then your partner in deed. french kissed? 179. received oral sex? 226. sucked. it you are mostly a: . it doesn't count. no matter how cute s/he was.) 232. given a back massage that led to something steamier? 203. Have you done any of the following: 175. sucked.heterosexual. had sex while under the influence of drugs with a partner who did not realize you were on them? _______________________________________________________________________________ Section 5: Non Platonic Relations. been involved with pelvic thrusting while fully clothed? 196. received a hickey? 190.two or more drugs at once. fondled. done sixty-nine ? 228. necked? 182. or otherwise handled? 215. petted. had your nipple licked. petted. or psilocybin? 174. had sex while under the influence of marijuana/sensemilia? 172.) 208.) 233. had an orgasm while petting? 218. is to be someone of your OWN gender. had your fingers licked or sucked? 197. or licked female liquids off of fingers? 227. fondled or stroked someone else's frontal chest/torso region? 194. and hope methods counts as "without the use of birth control devices". performed oral sex? 225. or nibbled an ear or ear region? 199. petted below the waist on the first date? 188. worn specific clothes for the purpose of hiding hickeys? (i. stroked. been kissed below the neck but not including arms or hands? 180. drawn blood by biting during sex? (hickeys do not count as having drawn blood) 223.) 167. swallowed semen. or nibbled? 198. pinched or patted someone else's buttocks? 178. turtlenecks) 191. breathed upon. fondled. seen someone else completely nude when that person was under good lighting conditions? 204. been seen completely nude by someone else under good lighting conditions? 205. penetration counts. licked. or otherwise handled? 217. had sex while under the influence of nitrous? 169. is someone of the OPPOSITE gender. patting. given a hickey? 189. petted above the waist on the first date? 187. fondled. been in someone's company while both of you were completely nude? 206. stroking or fondling. . licked or sucked someone else's finger(s)? 200. had sex on the first date? 231. given or received *scars* from scratches or bites made during sex? 224.. propositioned someone for sex. had sex? (No need for orgasm. oral sex. drawn blood by scratching during sex? 222. is to be someone of the OPPOSITE gender. had sex while under the influence of cocaine? 171. or otherwise handled someone else's bare genitals? 216. stroked. stroked. had sex while under the influence of Ecstasy/X? 173. performed mutual masturbation? 229. had your bare genitals petted. sucked. or mutual masturbation? 177. often referred to by the word "someone" or "partner". licked. gone skinny dipping in mixed company? 209. petted above the waist? 183. had your ear or ear region licked. peyote. often referred to by the word "someone" or "partner".

had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? (and still don't know. practiced sodomy (anal intercourse)? 288. practiced sadism ? 283. attempted to seduce someone? 263. esp. pope. then your partner in deed. stroked or fondled the bare legs of someone? 270. been involved in fist-fucking? 252. had sex. kissed someone on the lips? 240.) _______________________________________________________________________________ Section 6: Non Primary Choice Relations. stroked or fondled the bare chest/torso region of someone? 272.) 249. practiced necrophilia (copulation with a corpse)? . . had sex with a virgin? (not yourself. gave money or favors for sex. petted? 243. propositioned someone for sex. yielded willingly to a proposition from someone for sex. or mutual masturbation? 255.) 256. held hands or otherwise displayed public affection? 239. fondled. practiced domination? 286. a dependency on being dressed and treated as a baby)? 291. deity. given oral sex? 247. etc. been a participant in a who's-physically-better-equipped verification contest? (Contestants must be of same gender. Have you ever done any of the following: 277. practiced bestiality (avec les animaux)? 281. Have you ever done any of the following: 238. often referred to by the word "someone" or "partner". practiced transvesticism? 282. had sex? 248. then your partner in deed. For any of the questions in this section. had sex. gave your partner an orgasm while petting? 266. had an orgasm at all? 267. given manual sex? 245. or otherwise handled the clothed genitals of someone else? 273. then your partner in deed. mother-superior. the use of feces or filth for sexual excitement)? 289. been involved in group sex. had anal sex? (The use of fingers or any phallic objects in this case would also count. had sex with someone where there was an age difference of more than 20 years? 236. or mutual masturbation? 260. practiced infantilism (a dependency on the sight or feeling of diapers or of being diapered. oral sex. practiced bondage? 285. been a judge in a contest such as above? 259. with all participants of the same sex? (4 or more people. In other words. had sex with someone when there was an age difference of more than 20 years? 250. if you are mostly a: . is to be someone of your OWN gender. practiced submission? 287. necked? 242. or mutual masturbation with more than 10 people? 268.) _______________________________________________________________________________ Section 7: Alternate Choices. fondled someone who was asleep? 262. practiced cocrophilia (a marked interest in excrement. partners must be exchanged. been decidedly homosexual? 279. have you done it in a serious basis? Trying it a few times to see what it's like does not count. practiced klismaphilia (a dependency on being given an enema)? 292. often referred to by the word "someone" or "partner".) 258. nun. been decidedly heterosexual? 278. allowed yourself to be seduced? 264. or otherwise handled the bare genitals of someone else? 274. 26 questions. cardinal. been decidedly bisexual? 280. stroked or fondled the clothed legs of someone? 269. received oral sex? 246.homosexual. oral sex. done 69? (simultaneous oral sex.50-50 confirmed bisexual. oral sex. had sex with someone whose face you never saw? 257. 39 questions. is to be someone of your OWN gender. fondled. and verifiers may be of different gender. stroked. spectators. or mutual masturbation? 254. practiced masochism ? 284. had sex with someone whose face you never saw? 235. often referred to by the word "someone" or "partner". This section of the test deals with whether you have done things with people whom you may not be altogether comfortable. oral sex. french kissed someone? 241. judges. received money or favors for sex. oral sex. a yes answer is in order if it is something that you do as an alternative to other sexual gratifications or as an aid and/or in conjunction with other means of sexual gratification. stroked or fondled the clothed chest/torso region of someone? 271.) 253. is someone of the OPPOSITE gender. practiced frotteurism (masturbation by rubbing against another's person or the need to rub against another stranger)? 290. mutual masturbation with someone not of your own race? 275. or mutual masturbation? 261. had an orgasm while petting? 265. received manual sex? 244.) 251. therefore in this section of the test.know) 234.heterosexual. oral sex. . had sex with a religious officiary? (Priest. umpires. had sex with someone not of your own race? 237. stroked. been in a menage-a-trois of people of the same sex? 276.

put food. urine.. been propositioned for group sex? 329. been a rubber/latex fetishist to any degree? 301. This section measures your kinkiness. been in intimate contact with more than one person at the same time while all of you were nude? 311. come and get it while it's hot. practiced scoptophilia (a dependency on looking at sexual organs and watching sexual activity openly. inserted food into your or someone else's anus? 335. walked in on others having sex (committed an "oops") and then joined in? 317. Penetration. had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour period? 314. eaten food after it was extracted/evacuated from your or someone else's anus? 336. used a strap-on dildo or male extension sheath? 345. candy. as in voyeurism)? 295. had sex with both genders in a 24 hour period? 315.) 326. not surreptitiously. played a game which may require you or others to perform an action on another participant? 310. Wesson) oil party? 324. participated in a bisexual orgy or group sex? (Four people or more. oral sex. received an enema for a purpose other than medical? 337. eaten the food used in masturbation after masturbation? 333. In questions where groups of people are concerned. cat-o-nine-tails. eaten a lab dissection? 334. border guardwell endowed co-ed. there must be at least one person in the group who is of the opposite gender. eaten edible underwear/lingerie off of someone? 354.) 327.) 306. received an enema consisting on a non-normal enema solution (wine. etc. watched a porn movie with your own or someone else's parents? 308. and then eaten it? 349. peanut butter. honey or anything else edible on your partner's body. and the like. been a voyeur? 302. used ice for something frozen as a dildo? (ice cubes don't count here icicles. had oral sex with more than 10 people? (not necessarily at one time) 312. discussed masturbation? (Bringing up the topic of masturbation during Purity Testing does not cut it as discussing masturbation. yardstick. used ice for sexual purposes? 343. had sex or oral sex with a person and his/her parent? (not necessarily at the same time. as well as those which occurred while you were with someone else. had sex. practiced mysophilia (a dependency on something soiled or filthy. been in a 69 circle? 323. used a mechanical hand-holdable device in aiding or replacing masturbation? (Vibrator.) 320. But no fingers . masturbated using the aid of food? 332. the group of people of which we are speaking are of both genders. used a whip. played naked Twister [tm] (with or without oil)? 325. been in a menage-a-trois with at least one member of the opposite sex? 316. teacher-student. owned an underwear collection of underwear not belonging to you? 298. partners must be exchanged. used a feather or any other tickling device for the purpose of tickling? 341. massager. used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes? 347. partners must be exchanged. Therefore. been an exhibitionist? _______________________________________________________________________________ Section 8: Group Sexual Relations. or something similar for pain? 352.) 321. been a leather fetishist to any degree? 300. Have you ever done any of the following: 303. chains. propositioned a person or group of people for group sex? 328. tape measure.) _______________________________________________________________________________ Section 9: Non sentient objects. been involved in a two (or more) in one? (oral & anal or vaginal & anal counts. sandwich spreading. used whipped cream for sexual purposes? 346. oil.) 318. had sex with more than 10 people? (not necessarily at one time) 313. salad dressing. been involved in a gang bang? (Step right up. told dirty jokes in mixed company? 305. been in a circle of fuck? 322. actually grabbed a ruler. used ropes. Accordingly. used household syrup. been to a (cooking. Coke bottle. mutual masturbation. syrup. used a bowling pin. worn a leather/grore suit? . been a foot fetishist to any degree? 299. participated in a heterosexual orgy or been involved in group sex? (Four people or more. or any like substance for sexual purposes? 350.e. beer. chain. such as sweaty underwear or used menstrual pads)? 294. actually measured your own or someone else's penis? (i.) 339. gravy. practiced role-playing (nurse-patient. practiced urophilia (being dependently responsive to the smell or taste of urine or the sight and sound of someone urinating)? 296. etc. salad dressing. had sex in front of or under a mirror? 348. baby. or petting with a person and his/her sibling? (not necessarily at the same time. etc. popsicles. watched a porn movie in mixed company? 307. windex)? 338.293. the questions apply to actions and events which occurred while you were alone. necking.) 344.)? 297. 27 questions. cuffs or any other such device for bondage purposes? 351. played a game which may require you or others to disrobe? 309.) 319. worn edible underwear/lingerie? 353. used tickling as a form of *arousal*? 342. This section relates to what you have or have not done. vacuum cleaner. listened to dirty jokes in mixed company? 304. 62 questions.) 340. Dustbuster(tm). participated in a fuck-a-thon? (Where the object is to see how many times you can do it in a certain amount of time. Have you ever done any of the following: 330. or something along those general shapes for masturbatory or sexual purposes? 331.we're talking the real thing here.

or (mutual) masturbation with an animal in the presence of 1 or more other people? 382. etc. surfboard. lab rat. chicken. bulldozer. masturbated.000 pounds net unladen gross weight? 403. rabbit. head of penis)? 364. been masturbated. etc. van. or (mutual) masturbation with a domesticated farm animal? (Cow.) 406. necked or petted in a land/road-based vehicle of MORE THAN 30. fuckmobile. etc.) 381. been aroused by the sight of animals having sex? 373. mutilated or killed any living animal or creature for your pleasures? [The following three questions differ from those above in that ones above measure your variation in animal choice. monorail. etc? 368. sausage.) 379. wind or propeller driven transport medium MORE THAN 80 . jock-strap. petted. necked or petted in a moderately sized. pierced a part of your body other than your ears or nose (nipples. necked or petted in a place of religion? (Church. It applies only to those situations in which you were with someone else. windsurfer. land/road-based vehicle of LESS THAN 30. labia. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a landbased.) 370. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a land/road-based vehicle of MORE THAN 30. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place of the dead? 396. Grand Holy Cabbage Head Patch. etc. worn or used a condom or any feminine hygiene contraption that has already been used by someone else? _______________________________________________________________________________ Section 10: Locality.) 375. tank. petted.) 383. sheep. had sex. subway. petted. initiations.) 395. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a moderately sized.000 pounds net unladen gross weight? (truck. masturbated.) 397. masturbated. non road dependant vehicle? (Train. necked or petted in a place of the dead? (Morgue.)? 399. worn diapers for a sexual or masturbatory purpose? 356. pig. cross dressed in the *undergarments* of the opposite sex for a sexual purpose in the presence of 1 or more other people? (Plays and the like still don't count . used an inflatable doll? 367. or (mutual) masturbation with a smallish animal? (Dog. nibbled. deliberately sniffed or smelled a used. etc.)? 360. had sex. had sex. or had sex or oral sex in a water based. floating bathtub. altar. etc. oral sex.) 402.) 393. and the questions down here measure what you did with the animals. This section tries to figure out how many places you have done it.) 404. crane. or otherwise inserted a used. been completely tied down (spreadeagled. (dinner) liver. had sex.) (For this question it only counts if the thing was in the water at the time. hearse.) 380. necked. had sex or oral sex with your (dead) dinner animal? 371. necked. or (mutual) masturbation with a live animal. licked. cemetery. hogtied.this is for a sexual purpose). garbage truck. wind or propeller driven transport medium LESS THAN 80 feet in length? (Yacht. body bag.) 400. land/road-based vehicle of LESS THAN 30. inserted a small animal or creature into your rectum? (Either alive or dead. used nipple clips (clothespins count)? 363. temple. manual powered vehicular transport medium? (Rowboat. armored car. had sexual contact of any kind with a prepubescent child? 366. been diapered by someone else for a sexual or masturbatory purpose? 357. 384.355. etc. show-room model does not count. steamroller. station wagon. mortuary.) 387. found a prepubescent child sexually attractive/arousing? 365. humped an inanimate object like a pillow. worn a collar and/or leash? 359. watched animals having sex? 372. stuffed your pants or bra while you were cross-dressed for your sexual purpose? 385. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place of religion? 394. gerbil. had sex in/on a construction site (house. worn groinal underwear on your head? (Panties. used a ball gag or other manufactured gag? 358. or had sex or oral sex in a water based. office. gave oral sex to a live animal? (Any size. necked. but failed? 374. minibus. oral sex.000 pounds net unladen gross weight? (car. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a contraption of the dead? 398. 33 questions.) 386. been masturbated. received oral sex from a live animal? (Any size. etc. etc. etc. etc. PT boat.) 376. been gagged with someone's underwear? (not your own) 390.] 377. unwashed piece of groinal underwear into your mouth while said underwear was not being worn at the time? 388.) 378. oral sex. oral sex. roller-coaster. minivan. attempted to have sex. unwashed piece of groinal underwear while it was not being worn at the time? 389. etc. and the like don't count. necked or petted in a contraption of the dead? (Coffin. cross dressed in the *undergarments* of the opposite sex for a sexual purpose? (This means that school plays.) 405. played in or with shit? 391. Disneyland ride. oral sex. etc. or (mutual) masturbation with a single type animal more than once? (Alive or dead. or had sex or oral sex in a water based. eaten. had your head inserted into a urinal or toilet bowl willingly? (Doing this in a pristine. launch platform. sucked. Sunfish. been masturbated. hole in the wall.000 pounds net unladen gross weight? 401. banana. had sex or oral sex with a dead person? 369. had sex with a live animal? (Any size. tied someone down completely? 361. had sex while you or your partner was tied up? 362. cat. Have you ever done any of the following: 392.

etc. physically watched others having sex? 434. had sex. placed a personal ad? 446. or been one of several people orgasming on someone else? 430. or participated in mutual masturbation on the roof of a building in excess of 5 floors? 416. table.) 432. had nude pictures of you taken? 445. or had someone orgasm in you if you are female? 429. or mutual masturbation with someone else? 435. orgasmed more than three times in one session of sex? 455. bush. outdoor. had sex so many times or for so long that one or both people involved runs dry? 456. had sex. had sex or mutual masturbation or received oral sex while you were driving (the car or boat or whatever vehicle)? 458. had sex. mutual masturbation in a suspension device of some kind (hammock. 76 questions. had sex in the female superior position? 460. had sex. watched while someone else masturbated? 426. bruised someone else during sex. oral sex. had sex in a household room other than a bedroom? 409. participated in fist-fucking? (see "Caligula") 449. swimming hole. torrential downpour. shaved someone's genital pubic hair (or had yours shaved) as part of a sexual activity? 450. or mutual masturbation in a place where the prevailing. participated in oral sex. or mutual masturbation? 438. battleship. had sex. oral sex. or participated in mutual masturbation inside or within the confines of a hedge. oral sex. non-vegetative shielding structure? 417. had sex doggie fashion? 459. nuclear submarine. oral sex. been bruised during sex. monsoon. been injured during sex. dumbwaiter. or participated in mutual masturbation in a telephone booth. space shuttle. Have you ever done any of the following: 425. or participated in mutual masturbation up a tree but not in a tree house or similar structure? 414. had sex. oral sex. participated in oral sex. or mutual masturbation? (hickies do not count. had a general emergency arise while you were steeped in sex? (House on fire. gone to a motel (however sleazy) for the sole purpose of having sex? _______________________________________________________________________________ Section 11: Style. oral sex. or mutual masturbation? 454. participated in oral sex. taken nude pictures of someone else? 444. oral sex. safety net. oral sex. or mutual masturbation? 437. desk. flying saucer. ocean. orgasmed on somebody? 428. automatic photograph taker. cave. had sex on any furniture that is indoors but is not a bed. private plane crash lands in your dwelling. counter-top. etc. willingly made video tapes or had pictures taken while having sex. or any such small. oral sex. been involved in breast fucking? (aka "The Hawaiian Muscle Fuck") 448. sea. participated in oral sex. intentionally made "animal" noises during sex? 440. willingly made audio recordings while having sex. or mutual masturbation in the snow? (Spring thaw is acceptable. zeppelin.)? 415.) 407. or participated in mutual masturbation in a place where you could have been discovered? 420.)? 421. hurricane. or mutual masturbation? 453. ambient temperature (of the air immediately surrounding you) was below the freezing point of water? 419. hot tub. oral sex. hovercraft. participated in oral sex. had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone? 443.) 418. masturbated. watched your partner of choice having sex. or participated in mutual masturbation in an elevator. trampoline. had sex. oral sex. etc.)_ 411.) 452. oral sex. oral sex. balloon. had sex. or mutual masturbation in a body of water? (swimming pool. petted. or mutual masturbation with someone else? 436. or any other secluded. taken pictures or made video tapes of your partner of choice having sex. etc. etc. other natural vegetation which can provide a wall effect. lagoon. escalator. oral sex. had sex sitting up? .) 422. flying carpet. talked dirty while having sex. washer/dryer. had sex on the beach (and the resultant sand in uncomfortable places)? 423. necked. orgasmed in somebody if you are male. been involved in the use of a penis as a leash or bludgeoning device? 431. had sex for more than three hours in a single session of sex? 451. had a pet or domesticated animal walk over you or your partner while you were involved in sex or oral sex? 441. pond. intentionally made more noise than necessary while having sex. in a well. oral sex. or had sex or oral sex in an aircraft? (Airplane. answered a personal ad? 447. or mutual masturbation in a bathroom of the opposite sex? 424. had sex on the floor (but not the roof)? 410. been masturbated. non-moving enclosure that was not designed for such activities? 412.feet in length? (Cruise ship. had sex. aircraft carrier. tightrope. flash flood.) 408. participated in oral sex. been watched while masturbating? 427. been involved in oxygen deprivation for sexual enhancement? (Nitrous oxide does not count. or mutual masturbation in a water-filled bathtub. had sex. rock overhang. or mutual masturbation so as to put on a good show for whoever might have been listening in? 439. helicopter. or any building-internal people moving device? 413. a nor anything that is predominantly used for sitting or as a table/desk? (Television. microwave. had sex. disturbed other people by making excessive noise while having sex? 457. etc. had sex. etc. had more than one person orgasm on you at once. or mutual masturbation? 433. lake. voting booth.) 442. or under a shower or other running water (waterfall. people-mover.

tongue bathed someone? 483. had your feet and/or toes licked or sucked by someone else? 486. or participated in masturbation while someone other than your partner was watching? 474. been tongue bathed? 484. . your immediate family. Some assembly may be required. been on the ramming end of anal sex (a dildo counts)? 470. Ask your doctor or pharmacist. The makers of this test are not responsible for any liabilities or damages resulting from this test. In reproducing this test. including but not limited to paternity suits. performed oral sex after intercourse without washing or douching? 476. had sex during the woman's period? 480. or fiance(e). Do not open back panel. licked someone's anus while they were defecating? 488. Pencils. woken up to someone having sex with you? 466. nor does it guarantee that it will get you laid or make you somehow somewhat better in bed or the haystack. The result is your percentage purity. used the Purity Test as a checklist of things you could do? 497. (A DECsystem-2060 works great as a PC. had sex more than 10 times with 1 person? 471. ecstacy).461. in the same vein. licked someone's anus? 487. the lower the score. There are several methods. had sex or oral sex while one or both of you were playing a musical instrument. tasted someone else's nasal mucous? 494.e. the more of a sleaze-bag you are. had sex while one person was passed out or unconscious? 467. nor washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth? 477. For your reference. Parental guidance discouraged and frowned upon. Scoring Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a sheet of paper containing lots of itty-bitty answers to the Purity Test. licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes? 485. ever done something for the sole purpose of lowering your Purity Test score? 498. You may or may not have additional rights which may vary from state to state (i. foot masturbated someone? 481. the more pure you are. had sex more than 10 times in a 24 hour period? 473. watched television. read. had sex standing up? 462. fallen asleep during sex? 465. been foot masturbated? 482. we include calculator directions: For people with real calculators (HP): <# of NO answers> [ENTER] 5 / For people with other (dinky) calculators: <# of NO answers> / 5 = _______________________________________________________________________________ II. drank your own urine? 490. had sex upside-down? 463. we now give you directions on how to calculate your Purity score. participated in oral sex. inebriated. drank/drained an entire bladder-full of someone else's urine? 492. bought/read books to enhance sexual technique? 499. participated in Purity Testing with an ulterior motive? 500. the calculator method works best. drank human blood? 493. even without the written permission of the publisher. drawn or in other words were preoccupied with something other than sex and lust? 475. become interested in someone only after hearing about their Purity Test score? _______________________________________________________________________________ I. and batteries not included. had sex more than 5 times in a 24 hour period? 472. The higher the number. gone through two or more sexual positions without the need for re-entry? 464. Subtract that number from 500. had sex. performed oral sex while the person was urinating? 489. additional paper. hacked.) Scoring method: Count "yes" answers. the authors of this test may exercise droit de seigneur over you. Not recommended for children under twelve. Divide the result by 5. inflicted pain during sex? 478. swallowed your partner's orgasmic secretions? 496. It does not come with a warranty. given or received a hickey on your upper inner thigh? 468. Sworn to excellence of workmanship. no user serviceable parts inside. just don't edit or change it. Does not come with any other figures. kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing teeth. been involved in a golden shower? 495. been involved in cunnilingus during the woman's period? 479. Warranty Information We hope that you have enjoyed this test. Propagate (this test) at will. tasted or drank someone else's urine? 491. Also there is the a la mainframe method. been on the receiving of anal sex? 469.

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