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Tying agricultural and environment issues together
Director of the World Climate Research Program speaks at Guelph
emma wilson
On Jan. 9, the University of Guelph was given the opportunity of hosting a talk led by Ghassam Asrar, Director of the World Climate Research Program in Geneva, Switzerland. The talk, entitled, “Climate and Agriculture: Risks and Opportunities,” explored the significance of agriculture and food security in a world that is growing in population, and that will be undergoing many climactic changes in the future. Asrar spoke of a phenomenon called the temperature anomaly, which compares current temperatures with historical records. Normally, periods of warming are balanced by cooler years, however in the last few decades, unprecedented warming periods have not been accompanied by adequate cooling, says Asrar. According to the researcher, agriculture is the most climate-dependent economic sector, and it is also intensely connected to other economic sectors. Extreme climate events can lead to crop failure, food insecurity, soil erosion, frequent forest fires, and more pathogens and diseases. “The implications of climate change will vary in different parts of the world,” noted Asrar. Some of the worst-case scenarios of declines in agricultural productivity could include mass migrations, famine, and decreased food security. To determine how to respond, Asrar stated that, “solution-oriented sciences and collaboration among researchers of many disciplines are required. Research conclusions also need to be more readily adopted and applied to climate challenges.” vAnessA tiGnAnelli “The bottom line is that we need to reduce our vulnerability to cli- Ghassam Asrar speaks about the relationship between climate and agriculture. mate change,” continued the speaker. According to Asrar, this seasonal and inter-annual climate realms of discourse in Canada and was a popular cause among many requires integrating preparedness forecasting – not just forecasting has been mostly carried along in Canadians, it appears that the ento manage the impacts of climate based on days and weeks. the sciences. And while a few years vironmental conversation has variability with agricultural planFurthermore, in the last few ago, being green was a predominant disappeared from most workplaces, ning and operations. For instance, years, some have noticed that the interest, and the same environ- schools, homes, and even parts of one easy solution the researcher “climate change problem” has mentalism heralded at the upper government. e c li mate pag e 3 suggested would be to develop largely disappeared from common levels of Canadian government

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As a result of the Ontario Labour Relations Board decision, the elementary school teachers’ day of protest, which planned to close schools on Jan. 11, was deemed illegal.

The day of protest planned to protect and promote the rights of teachers all over Ontario, but was determined illegal in the early morning of Jan. 11. The ruling came from the Ontario Labour Relations Board and the decision was met with mixed reactions. Teachers who are part of the Upper Grand District School Board were prepared to stage a walkout to protest Bill 115 – a bill

gaining the reputation of impeding on the rights of teachers all over the province. More specifically, Bill 115, otherwise known as the Putting Students First Act, has been under scrutiny since it first came to public awareness in late 2012. Among the main points of Bill 115, all teachers are subjected to a twoyear pay freeze, a reduction of e wa lkou t pag e 3

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This means that children in the Upper Grand District School Board are currently without school clubs. many protests such as the Idle No More movement have arisen.000 for the who was waiting for a wig finally re. raise funds for research. the U of T Sexual Education Centre has Kharisma Hair Design and Colorist self-esteem. it has become young adults and to larger audiences extremely inconvenienced [with] evident that the fight against Bill through media? scrambling for child care. In fact. test for all of its elementary schools. 26. students are being denied the luxuries they once received daily. shame-free. These movements demonstrate that a part of Canadian society believes now may be time for a resurgence in interest regarding green issues. they School Board planned a day of pro.” Kel. Due to the unpredictable nature of the walkouts. should students choose to quences of Bill 115 are just some of the sources. but it should also catch the eye of anyone interested in sexual diversity. All of these conseDespite criticisms from various sphere. As Asrar pointed out. in comparison to adult cancers. The event is meant to encourage a “sex-positive attitude” donors are welcome to return to the with 190 ponytails donated. the fourth annual haircutting event will be taking place all day in Stone Road Mall. all future pro. students. And hair or shave their heads to stand it makes it difficult for them when in solidarity with the children and they feel like they look sick.Kellenberger. However. The non-profit organization works with the St. Events like this are strictly optional message of encouragement. are welcome to do so outside school hours. Global to Local: Participants will either cut their “Kids just want to be kids. she took matters into her own hands once she found no events available for donating hair to cancer patients. cl imat e con t i n ue d In the wake of October’s Bill ◆ january 17t h. but ultimately the fight against Bill 115 belongs in the courts. Teachers have reacted to this bill in a variety of ways.neWs 170. events like this help to add a bit more balance. salon at a later date for half price. two-time childhood cancer Ruth Neustifter. contact News Editor Alicja Grzadkowska at onnews@ uoguelph. including provincewide walkouts and the cancellation of extra-curricular activities as a way of fighting back against the government. The Ontarion: Is this a news topic that Rafaela é.” will provide all haircuts in a 30-minIn the past three years. consensual opportunities change. wal kou t con ti n ue d annual sick days from 20 to 10. an assistant professor “It’s definitely a statement. Professional stylists from an absolutely huge impact on part of Sexual Awareness Week.tario are continuing to receive can witness diverse bodies.riculture Seminar Series. although they may be garnering more attention recently.was in Sick Kids. Cuts for Cancer in Guelph was created. However. which makes changes to the Navigable Waters Protection Act to reduce Canada’s protected rivers and lakes..” said Chair from the teachers’ union or the applicable. direction for exploring sexuality? tene Beautiful Lengths. “These wigs have The media recently reported that. Kira Seki and Amanda Kubik. area were cancelled due to weather. ary School Teacher’s Federation periences with teaching sexuality to “[We] realize that parents were (OSSTF). while Ultimately. like this can be a unique way to explore sexual Negotiation and respect within a supportive and safe atmoand maliciously).” lution in green agriculture. If you have an international news story that you want to see here. Childhood Cancer Canada Foun. wards their goal of $15. As a result.000 rented out a club that permits sex on ute session. cultures of sexual consent. rman. a Canadian “They just want an opportunity to ruth neustifter: It can be both controversial and a step in the right direction. the way our culture responds is always changing. Thanks to the participant for this week’s interview. The implementation of Bill 115 seems to be weighing heavily on some teachers. “Kids cancers are really underfunded. students at U of G should pay attention to? rn: Diverse sexual interests and practices are nothing new. of an individual’s ability to determine their own sexual morals and ethics […] There are certainly plenty of opportunities to explore more traditional ideas of sex and intimacy. or extra help after school. not the classroom. be donated. and sexual negotiation skills within an Just hours after the decision to As of right now.more intimately involved or not. She added. including and yes are respected. and every good club makes “Let us work towards a prosper. 16 by the Ontario Second. With one ponytail at a time. However. 2013 spare some hair Cuts for Cancer event in Guelph aims to help Childhood Cancer foundation olivia Zollino Childhood is often a time where children are free to be themselves. along the premises. I’m sure that U of G students with a personal interest in this event will take note.. live a normal childhood. Lisa Kellenberger was inspired when cutting her hair with a group of friends during her undergraduate years. Currently a graduate student at the University of Guelph. Clearly the field of borough 1307 at 3:30 p. Kellenberger retells a story where and allow students to experience Hair longer than eight inches will past event organizer Bethanny Le. “no .” On Jan. the political protest that was set The Ontarion: What kind of response which caused a great deal of confu. which limits their collective bargaining rights. Whether students choose to be reasons why the Upper Grand District community as well as all over On. . attend. has been raised for research. for children living with cancer and undergoing chemotherapy.for Jan. 3 U of G students and staff on international and national news .survivor. teachers in the Guelph attend. .m. diversity. so I appreciate when people go through the effort to ask friends and family for support to fundraise for this cause. the “She told a story [about] when she who specializes in sexual well-being as Guelph students will be working to. support from all over the country.ceived hers.” There can be a great deal of value in pushing social boundaries to creregion of the world will be immune agriculture has a lot to offer.of the children living with cancer. and teachers are having their rights taken away (some would say forcefully .” of Love in the United States. Dr. buses in the tests have been called off. Cuts for Cancer hopes to change this.about safe. witnessed first-hand the within the Couple & Family Therapy program at the University of Guelph lenberger remarked.have you received from your own exsion among parents. $35. For additional styling. Dalton McGuinty was on record saying that teachers’ unions that want to protest the wage freeze bill. We are ate space for students to learn more or resilient to the impact of climate at the forefront of the next revo. and was so excited that The Ontarion: Is this topic as controdation. [and] a little girl well as survivors of intimate violence. sexualities.” said Kellenberger. intimacy and eroticism. and respectful of the Board Mark Bailey.” said women who are undergoing che. er adding to the has not heard the last sexuality information that is accessible. “I understand the amount of money needed for research.the sex club scene in a safe space. losing their hair is just another aspect they struggle to cope with. sports teams. and a limitation on the legality of teachers’ unions and support staff going on strike. Dyed hair is sent to Locks she never took it off. and a time to repair Canada’s crumbling international reputation regarding environmental and climate change policy. Baldrick’s Foundation. a childhood cancer charity who is also partnered with Childhood Cancer Canada.spoke to The Ontarion on the topic. The talk was part of the Plant Ag. remarking on how expensive research can be. and then 115 is far from over and the Guelph rn: There is a huge need and interest in bus cancellations for inclement weath. Cuts for Cancer’s mission is to bring awareness to their cause.

4 w w w. If you look around. f r o m M c M a s . and good nutrition. from the University of producing students that have ing that the different ways that Waterloo. Last “[Karmazyn’s] research has and presented their thoughts year’s focus was Alzheimer’s. to a cardiovascular sity of Guelph were the speakers heart transplants in patients epidemic. Clark and ginseng seem to have lit. and financial plans. and cheese event following the final combined these things under how environmental factors lecture. and St.” what the future has to hold. some may have lost their jobs. essymposium. staying healthy. “The [students] enjoyed the congenital heart defects. and even a workshop discussing how to lessen your environmental footprint by making your own cleaning and skin care products.” ulty were also provided with but four lectures that took place M o r r i s o n . 14 to March 4 at St. Richard of Karmazyn.says that the students and factle in common on the surface. and every community member is welcome to attend. There’s a community kitchen workshop to explore the topic of eating on much less. James the Apostle Anglican Church. thrive. exercise centered on lectures.lecture and at the wine and al Sciences Symposium (HHNS) netic cholesterol disease. this free workshop brings existing resources together and invites participants to share their knowledge and experience. Margaret ginseng in a supplement form because. four approaches Symposium presents many perspectives on cardiovascular health students to a diversity of issues in space on their heart health. health. the Anglican Diocese of Niagara. structure of the heart. and practical ways to save. which aims to who have suffered from heart different years of study were focus on a different topic re. fraud. “Before this program. and variety of the topics since it ways in which they can safely alicja grZadKowsKa wasn’t just four speakers on the exercise. Living on Less workshops begin Learning to be financially and environmentally conscious colleen mcdonell During economical hardships. Students in HHNS were also the larger umbrella of cardio. Despite some misconceptions. there is not religious focus to the workshops. According to the Guelph Community Foundation website. Finally. food and heart health. babies. Clark explained the research nity to participate directly in Morris Karmazyn. Four students from at the event. legal aid. Different local experts and counselors lead each session. lated to health each year.ademic. astronauts pecially the ideas from Guelph the topic each year is meant to were the focus of Hughson’s students. and in a more environmentally friendly way. 11 as part of the annual ter University. ics and environmental factors. many of your neighbours may be of of low income. food and eating. discussed the effect really good ideas about the one topic is covered also exposes of their sedentary lifestyles future. health. transportation. there are many that have to or are choosing to live with less. I had no idea of so many small ways I could help myself or where I could go for help when needed. the vice-president of the [experience] a huge decrease sium is about current research Nutritional and Nutraceutical in getting heart failures. and PhD candidate University. The series is sponsored by HBC/ Zellers.“It’s reassuring to see that we’re attend the event each year. N.opportunities to network. who studies the with e on ta r ion .benefits of ginseng on delaying sible or not. we want to showcase and an executive member for the the future. focusing on things such as housing. cope with the attitude of poverty. 14. The Living on Less series. employment services. self worth.research on children with ge. and get “We like to feature students topic was obesity. and 86 Glasgow St. Running from Jan. . Many who are struggling to live on less strive to maintain their dignity. Holloway presented her research on people with cardiovascular disease. chosen based on their ideas. related to. duron Jan. and personal self-worth. add. Living on Less is a series designed to help Guelph citizens live on a smaller budget. from Western the lecture series by coming up Hughson. located at Paisley St. They cover topics such as developing a personal spending plan.and heart health. and be positive. discussed her ing the breaks between each Health and Human Nutrition. monetarily feaTanya Holloway at the Univer. although the sympoClark. over 70 people came together during the first “The program began in 2009 as a pilot outreach project to help people struggling to ‘live on less’. it was Though the symposium was Astronauts. found that rats [who have an at the symposium. in this year’s case. or have taken early retirement. The program began in 2009 as a pilot outreach project to help people struggling to “live on less” while maintaining the value of their lifestyle. is held every Monday and begins with a light breakfast. according to a news release.” said Clark. so that faculty across Ontario Sciences Student Association that’s promising research for present.” one participant was overheard saying during the first session on Jan. c om one health issue. Dr. adding. genetics. Katherine Morrison. Dr. says that changing On the other hand. while the 2010 symposium’s induced heart attack].in the womb can affect childvascular health research. James Anglican Church downtown.attacks.” series to try and live a more simple life. add variety for students who research and lecture as the ac. and genet. hood cardiovascular health. presented with an opportuDr.” neWs vAnessA tiGnAnelli The HHns symposium brought together four speakers to discuss heart health.

However.” “[These] centres.decisions made by equally rich ing-out-but-not-really speech. it certainly inspired some headlines that showed just how obsessed people are with celebrity gossip. while Asian elephants on the planet: the elephant. are listed as endangered.important to note that there are also try has had little beneficial effects on populations of elephants in Asia that wildlife and the environment. the subspecies of forest elephants.and they’re just there to kind of cially as the discovery of illegal ivory motivate the public. have is in significant decline because of been brought up in the context of poaching for the international ivory industry encroaching on wildtrade. tuality. that often aren’t open to the public. under “Celeb News”) that “Emma Roberts and boyfriend make out at Golden Globes after party. The Chicago Tribune noted (thankfully.” claimed by the necessary and unnecesThe Huffington Post.seem to face higher risk of extincever. 130. and involves a lot of captive bred animals just dying in the wild because they’re not competent. create captive populations of animals whose subjects they then release into the wild. one seemingly good tween one-quarter and one-third solution should be questioned. in the midst of all 2013 Golden Globes. profits. However. 24 tonnes of illegal ic behaviour of animals in captivity. and just as boring as The Globe and Mail. Basin of Africa. While the Golden Globes might not be the craziest and most irrelevant event to report on in the news. With the recent discovery of the used to people and used to capillegal ivory in Malaysia. to praise rich (and sometimes In fact. Canada lation consists of forest elephants. The numbers certainly show the dangers facing African elephants. 2013 The end of elephants? was the “largest illegal ivory haul ever. it’s very expensive and not very efficient. a higher The World Wildlife Foundation status. ago in the Stone Age […] But now Peter Howell of The Toronto Star apparently.neWs 170. . Even the members of the Holwhere she said. For instance. these media sources are these types of shows contribute clearly catering to some audi. the IUCN Red List of economic supply and demand chain Threatened Species lists African elmay soon result in the extinction of ephants as vulnerable in the 2004 one of the most identifiable species assessment. sary coverage of the Globes. and have been restricted to (WWF) reports that the popu. 5 Endangerment of the species in African habitats vAnessA tiGnAnelli Media sources are calling attention to elephant poaching and endangerment. or that appalling. it seems crucial be hard. and other endangered species. Captive breeding centres are other forms of “preservation. “There won’t be a big coming-out speech tonight. ivory were confiscated in Malaysia. “The greatest night in entertainment. Often. being ineffective at doing so. and audience finding people who indulge in feedback show positive recepreading it would certainly not tion of a film. Several countries in Africa partici“One [way that zoos do this] is pate in elephant poaching like South that they hold a bunch of captive animals who are essentially Sudan and Tanzania. Research Chair and professor of and identifies Thailand as a major animal welfare at the University of participant in the ivory trade. but on the whole.” according to The Guardian.” an Oscar nomination. While in 1986. to the great joy of all those with star-shaped eyes. people. the secondbest greatest night took place Jan. players get what they really want: and a prime-time reality show. zoos claim to work in favour and China has been pointed to as of species preservation while in acthe main market for elephant ivory.cording to Georgia Mason. only 5. How. like Jodie Foster’s com. who studies the stereotypIn December. 13. so they actively supplement wild populations. according to Peter controversy.” will soon be coming to a television near you. Guelph. In fact.” which was both just as predictable as “Quentin Tarantino drops N-word backstage while talking about Django excitement.2 ◆ january 17t h. the outside world seems powerless to stop elephant the creation of a celebrityence somewhere that wants to centered society where even if hear about this “news. But. and that has by and large not been successful. The WWF also states that be. of elephant endangerment.” said Mason. acof the total African elephant popu. Holding animals for what seems like human entertainment has remained controversial with animal welfare organizations. the impact of one particular tion.000 elephants alicja grZadKowsKa populated southern Sudan. lywood Foreign Press Association because I already did my com. though conservationists are attempting to raise awareness about the species. a fragrance. newsology: awards shows Golden Globes trigger thrilling headlines alicja grZadKowsKa What has been called.several regions in India and neighlation of elephants in the Congo bouring countries.lebrities. “Lindsay Lohan Live-Tweets the And yet. sit a group of people ton’s introduction to Lincoln devoted to reminding us of the sparked a Justin Bieber-type “power” of the stars. it’s It is common knowledge that indus.” said Mason.000 remain “There have been a few success cases. espe.who decide on the Globe winners ing out about a thousand years have fallen prey to star-worship. the media tivity and those animals are never has once again returned to the topic going to be released into the wild. and specifically Questions of preserving elephants. in preparation for the Oscars (and we need a lot of preparation to deal with all the weird and exciting ways that celebrities present themselves in front of more celebrities). and Bill Clin.” As of now.” according to The Scowen’s report on the night in Daily News. it’s As comic as these headlines sometimes difficult to forget that seem.” which Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s reveals that even at the root of performances at the show were award shows overrun with cealso celebrated.” and ratings. a few notable moments talented) people with more recdid happen during the awards ognition in often controversial show. I’m told that every has dubbed them “the powerful celebrity is expected to honour nobodies” who “play a major role the details of their life with a in helping celebrities and power press conference.

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They asked for a Death Star. and (c) the proposed orbital battle station has a “fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a oneman starship. Some redemption came near Vinyl between 6 and 10 p. after all. song’ or ‘I cried listening to that City & Colour. “The Administration does not support blowing up planets.theontarion. and I don’t get emotion or Nearing the end of the set. Despite the ludicrous nature of the Death Star petition. Tongue-incheek. or the aufor web-exclusive photo Reel a very different performance. and the end. as the artists alternated guest Pete Truppe. but for the most part Daniel Victor as recording artist the atmosphere lacked a collective colleen mcdonell and producer. Those who stayed were Jan.arTs & cuLTure 6 w w for the evening. Visit www. 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One of the better-known concepts from George Lucas’s Star Wars universe. the Death Star is a fictional space station that doubles as a super weapon powerful enough to smite an entire planet in a single blast.” The melancholia evident closeness that all the band tility in using different instruments that settled in post-Medicine Hat members shared translated into from guitar to the tambourine and definitely attested for this to be an extremely cohesive and uplift.” Enthusiastic responses garnered by the Death Star petition as well as others posted on the We the People platform prompted the White House to update the original signature threshold it had set as a requirement for government response to a quadrupled threshold of 100. making the band resemble array of different voices and styles something past its prime. gov User Accounts to gain support on proposals for the United States federal government to respond to specific problems.000-year project. on “It can be dark and hopeful. Victor him and singer Nabi Loney have [it] doesn’t trigger shivers. Truppe stepped in for bands Medicine Hat and Never.tin Bieber stuff. is to present a wide hype.” music that is the “opposite of Justo “help promote the band. Victor joked White Lights still proved to be a the music as Loney employed the with the audience in between uniquely collaborative and proaccordion and keyboardist Aaron songs while messing around with found project. The envy stormed the Brass taps on Jan was the unbearably loud sound erending White Lights brought that Vinyl always hosts. led solely by David Bowie. or otherwise change or continue federal government policy or actions. Neverending crowd enthusiastically moved to sometimes playful. If you accidentally stumbled into while retaining a focused sound. Overheard of the band entered the stage clad were some listeners claiming the in dark suits. When I finish rite. 11. 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Making reference thusiasm and simultaneously the to the band which earned the artist calm cool collectedness of the ideal local notoriety. A witty Cornerstone emGuelph folk staples Your Neck of the ployee quipped as he served the band Woods played their very first show at some beverages that “the one with the Cornerstone. The material is at once clean. Through Michael Haneke’s of today.” and “The End. The mulcount. the picture makes it only could have been made in the a staggering statement of the indi. The sassin. the group’s polished 7 Odd Years and Ben Doerksen help the Cornerstone reign in their 11th year vAnessA tiGnAnelli Odd years filled the Cornerstone’s cozy front corner on Jan. I think I want to determine that myself. “From my perspective as a bartender. concise and professionally performed. Doerksen has con. an as. and thoroughly entertained the crowd with sing-a-longs and overall earnest energy.fantastic.handful of his transformations. the sensors may not be able to appropriately judge spills. the songwriting retown Guelph mainstay known for its mained genuine and warm.Thomas Anderson’s The Master and eral idea of performance.” and even including that infamous ode to “her majesty.that Holy Motors is the most imporematography. And even if your own judgement of when enough is enough is impaired. Continuing the themes of celebration in honour of their hosts. but I would use it to check it out. it’s the limousine that about cinema in its allusions to clas. and the encounters range in investment to the story. . then Oscar may be a sort of 21st gaze into. albeit vegetarian cuisine and late-night bar the generic folk guitar style quickly scene. The lights also pulsate with sounds. it would tial crisis. and those parties usually involve drinking. but what makes it so Wachowski’s Cloud Atlas. and effortless sound filled the entirety of Cornerstone’s tightly packed space. Howev. French auteur Leos and a jilted lover – just to name a film’s narrative that it reduces the Carax’s first film in 12 years. but also for its undying support began to feel repetitive. cal content went. with challenging and beautiful horror classic Eyes Without a Face. While Doerksen’s vocals oftentimes The Cornerstone is not only a down. few films are. and being able to track how drunk people are… we are trained to be able to tell [if someone is intoxicated] visually. the actual practicality of the invention might be questionable. with original touches lent largely by retro keyboard work.ber was sporting a trendy amount of solutely packed Cornerstone crowd. but I feel this unity of performance and cin. We follow the mysterious tone from unsettling to hilarious tiplicities that Oscar and his faithful Monsieur Oscar (Denis Lavant) as to (more often than not) straight assistant Celine face throughout he drives around Paris with his as. a decrepit beggar.” “Carry That Weight. drinking too much. so I’ll him in cryptic leather-bound port. Paul important is its awareness of the gen. is a dif. with its 21st century.” Dand’s invention may be more novelty than anything.them of much of their emotional do my best with my allotted word folios. so they will flash along with the music at a bar. that doesn’t mean those around you can’t tell.up bizarre.arTs & cuLTure 170.felt strained. The evening of Jan. Dhairya Dand. capture actor. 2013 a nostalgic birthday celebration atmosphere as Doerksen launched into his heartfelt and warming folk/ bluegrass set.insights as to what exactly it’s about. Exactly what Mon. with by a youth spent in Guelph. both technically and vidual’s place in a wholly connected the motif of the limousine. If you’re getting too drunk and your ice cube turns red. The cubes turn colour from green to red if you indulge in your beverage too fast – and if you don’t heed the warning. tinued to work on solo material. but in downtown Guelph.from traditional narrative.” said student Dalton Wiebe. Doerksen noted that indie band. some was ironic because every single memof which was showcased for the ab. as you might guess. the film place them in an existensistant and limousine driver Celine Upon a first viewing. including incredible and absolutely bang-on versions of “Golden Slumbers. used one of these “life lessons” as the inspiration for a novel invention. I think people are already aware that you’re drunk by the slurring. paying attention to the structure by which I mean the instantaneity in over the span of the film’s lean 115 of the film reveals some interesting how we experience social relations. Second. scruff. After passing out drunk at a party and waking up in the hospital.” This rousing and gleeful number brought the evening to a close.he spends his days in.2 ◆ january 17t h. “I don’t think I want someone telling me how much I’ve drank. the film is sieur Oscar. “I think one of the biggest problems with people going over.the stage. and in the case of Moncentury everyman. First of all. Sure. and nosthe help of two musical acts whose talgia for the royal city. to works like Tom Tykwer and Andy name a few). Apart from their standard indie There was an undeniably joyous band uniforms. a bartender who works at the Brass Taps. While the device may sound useful to those students who have had one too many. cases of overconsumption of alcohol do not often stem from the inability to judge one’s own intoxication. “People can tell when you’re drunk anyway. Carax welcomes it with open arms it’s the entire world at our fingertips and utilizes it as a unique and effecand within the little rectangles we tive storytelling tool.” said Bevens.more than a few songs were inspired ment’s eleventh year of business.” By this point. the help of vocalist Sarah Clarke and Odd Years exuded the youthful encellist Adam Hart. and unlike many purist and sometimes we venture too far film directors and fans who staunchinto the medium by which we ex. striding indie ballads. the downside of alcohol consumption is learned the hard way. the band joyfully performed not one but several Beatles covers. one too many times. stripping difficult to describe in words. “I don’t think I would use it personally to monitor [my alcohol consumption]. a In sacrificing traditional storytelling. for web-exclusive photo Reel film review: Holy Motors Artful film may be 2012’s best minute runtime he plays a motion. Odd Years had already successfully charmed the entire crowd as well as a few passersby. While Your Neck has the scruffy beard sounds especially since disbanded. sieur Oscar does is not revealed. headliners and Woodthe hospitality of the Cornerstone. and were cheered on into doing another fantastic cover. deformed leprechaun man-thing Holy Motors feels like a handful of who eats flowers and kidnaps a unrelated short films tied together adrien potvin muted model (Eva Mendes). the assassinated. this time to the tune of Paul McCartney’s “Band on the Run. or the difference between a double rye and ginger on one hand and a low-alcohol beer on the other. For some.” said Will Bevens. As a special birthday treat dedicated to the Cornerstone. but in a larger sense ushered in the beginning of what promises to be another great year of live music not only at the Cornerstone.” said Wiebe. it can transmit a text message to a friend indicating that you could be in danger. a dying man limousine is so important to the Holy Motors.” which. and we can tie this in to (Edith Scob) taking on a number of seem that Carax’s film was made the larger issue of identity in the identities and appearances to par. performances of the characters to ficult film to view and even more These “appointments” are given to wholly physical presences. Each of the five members miliar local face Ben Doerksen. careers were aided in a large way by Eventually. Doerksen noted that 12 saw the celebration of the establish. It’s progressive and world. perience social of the contemporary oppose the digital wave of cinema. unified to the point of tant film of the year simply because indistinguishable. stock neighbours Odd Years took to Kicking off the evening was fa. but er. with being a handsome twenty-something. take in a handful of “appointments” trippy visuals and cool detachment If we consider the social frameacross the city. As far as lyrifor local be weird for weird’s sake. a grad student at MIT. Dand created a gelatin ice cube-like device called Cheers equipped with sensors and a timer capable of tracking how much you have consumed and how quickly. 12 to treat the café to an upbeat set in honour of the venue’s 11th anniversary. A lot of the time they know they are drinking too much but they just don’t care. In our case. the band’s set included upbeat and infectiously catchy numbers as well as touching. The year 2012 was superb for cinsic films (King Vidor’s 1928 silent The Crowd and Georges Franju’s 1960 ema. We are blending in to a global nostalgic at the same time in the way sphere of ideas now more than ever. Clarke provided delicate backing harmonies and Hart’s masterful and effortless cello work gave the otherwise simplistic comroByn nicholson positions an aspect of timelessness. is not that they aren’t consciously aware they are drinking too much. What the Tech? Can high-tech ice cubes make drinking safer? nicK revington Partying has a pretty central place in the stereotypical student lifestyle.

Opening bands Seducing Medusa of Guelph. but eventually welcomed the bands with open arms. and even the venue. the bands decided to kick off the new year with The Mayans Were Wrong Tour. reckless dance moves. There was enough space to let everyone get a little wild while getting a sample platter of new music. 11. of which most of their set list was comprised. saw the musicians in Guelph at the ANAF Club for their second night of touring. which includes nine shows in 11 days within Ontario and Quebec. but with a heavier and more aggressive twist. They admit their first full-length isn’t that great. their music. it was clear that few people had heard of Cardinals Pride or End Of Crisis prior to the event. End Of Crisis is a five-piece band from Montreal with a similar musical taste and e on ta r ion . One Per Order . but eventually welcomed the bands with open arms. With two vocalists. 11. reckless dance moves. and even some cash in exchange for their CDs. This past Friday. The crowd was sHOndA WHite Guitarist Antoine Mcnulty-lasalle of Cardinals pride looks on as hardcore and metal fans fill the AnAF hall on Jan. Ivory Coast of Barrie and Mercenaries of Georgetown also pulled a decent crowd early in the night. while relating to the band as a whole as well.” Despite the intimate nature of the bands. Priorities. Cardinals Pride is a six-piece band from Quebec City with a fresh hardcore sound. hesitant to get deeply involved in the music at first. and lots of head banging. but they’ve redeemed themselves with the release of their latest EP. they’re able to get up close and intimate with the audience in a way that lets people have a choice of who they can relate to. Jan. “The crowd was hesitant to get deeply involved in the music at first.arTs & cuLTure 8 w w w. and they have both built a respectable fan base in Quebec. In order to branch out of the province. lots of head banging. c om cardinals Pride and end of crisis get intimate Ontario shows some love for Quebec hardcore bands shonda white Cardinals Pride and End Of Crisis describe their music as melodic hardcore.

“While undergarments have In 2013. For more Arts & Culture content. 2013 and the museum is dedicated to the history of un.” The Fashion History Museum partners with other institutions to increase the public’s understanding and appreciation of fashion history. 11. and comfort. It stores and maintains an enormous collection of over 8.” said Acting Manager Bev Dietrich. 170. and can provide warmth.2 ◆ january 17t h. The Fashion History Museum has had other exhibits at Guelph Civic Museum in the past. bustles. support. one can only imagine played an important part putting on stockings or wearing a throughout fashion history. It may seem ridiculous today. but in the past women have often gone to such lengths in order to enhance their figures. Yet it has also been used to shape the body History Museum’s vast collection of garments and offer a view of the evolution of unmentionables. such as 12. the dress over top. they large wire hoop underneath their were rarely seen – for obvious dress as they walk around town.: Life in Three Centuries. “Exhibitions April 14. You don’t often get an opportunity to see that. You can even try on some pieces yourself. and so in a way. dating as far back as the1660s.” Underwear does have practical purposes.” said from 1-5 p. because there are some really early pieces. the dress over top. crinolines. but it’s the underwear that gives the shape to the dress.12.m. so we’re thrilled for the opportunity for web-exclusive photo Reel to showcase a portion the Fashion towards the idealized female form of the era. allow women of today to connect with the Canadian women in history. and more. visit theontarion. Most pieces in the exhibit are Canadian. Waist Management runs until reasons.000 garments and accessories. it protects outer clothes. “Underwear is something you don’t often see. and you don’t know what I’m wearing under here. There is one corset from the 1700s. 2013 exploring women’s underwear through history 9 “You often look at the fashion. The touring exhibit includes pieces from as far back as the 1700s. but it’s the underwear that gives the shape to the dress. the Guelph Civic Museum opened Waist Management: A History of Unmentionables. corsets. Waist Management provides a visual journey for visitors to view original pieces and learn about the evolution of women’s underwear in terms of bras. . “What is interesting with this exhibit is that you can see what they wore.” Dietrich said on the museum website. stockings. The exhibit allows visitors to explore how women’s underwear fashions have changed since the 18th century. a new touring exhibit from the Fashion History Museum. On Jan. or putting on six petticoats and bloomers underneath your skirt every morning. You often look at the for a web exclusive edition of From A to Zavitz. “I don’t know what you’re wearing.” – Bev Dietrich Wendy sHepHerd The often-overlooked history of women’s underwear is being showcased at the Guelph Civic Museum. as well as paper dress and WWII era exhibits at the old location.arTs & cuLTure Waist Management: A History of Unmentionables comes to Guelph museum colleen mcdonell Imagine wearing a rubber corset in the summer.12. dergarments are equally rare.

He attributed the circle to ensure that all voices were Nations can be made to surrender land this in part to continued efforts of set. water.of us.Métis Council and other the chorus. tler Canadians to eliminate indigenous The overall message was for inThe bill also strips protection from culture and force Aboriginal Peoples creased conversation and awareness most of Canada’s rivers and bodies of to assimilate. Market Square rally: “I am doing this for practice.movement wants to start a conversa. Idle No More is concerned in particular A third objection Shupak presented at the edges of the gathering.was the potential for environmental mood was peaceful. and envi“Aboriginal Peoples suffer higher rates Council of Canadians. People waterways and that is now entirely of all ages waved flags and signs. under the new legislation. Valeriote. of issues that affect indigenous and setwater. Grand River ronmental effects on the land. and the air was my children and your grandchildren. but the with the bill’s changes to environ.” officers maintained a discreet presence exlusive photo reel. Bill C-45 is an omnibus bill. with rallies occurring on Jan. Homemade placards wilted under the downpour. “What affects First Nations affects all power line developers do not have George’s Square downtown to join pro.testers from the community. 11 saw a small crowd of activists standing in the rain in Branion Plaza. to prove that these projects are envi. poverty and addic.heard. 14. degradation. First this land. Activist Greg Shupak sank into the mud as he spoke about the context of Idle No More. Idle No More is not simply formed a song he had written for the proper consultation or really any a protest against Bill C-45. Jan.” said Shupak. tler Canadians. A He said that territory is an issue be. mental protection and treaty rights. After the Branion Square rally. Photos by Leigh Lichtenberg . He addressed the movement’s origins as a response to Bill for a webremoved.” of obligation to protect Canada’s tinted with fragrant sage smoke. but there was some kind A drum circle played. which was passed Dec.” Valeriote said. the sun shone on a handmade placard hoisted high at the the past this didn’t always work in crowd of hundreds in Market Square. “[Under Bill C-45] pipeline and some of the participants moved to St. Rather.” said Shupak.” said Shupak. 11 and 12. as well as members of the concern: territory. tion among Canadians about aboriginal Speakers included Guelph MP Frank Shupak pointed out three areas of issues in general. 2012. original Peoples. The message was expressed by one ronmentally safe. “In The next day. Police Visit theontarion. at the request of the government.tion than any other people living on “talking feather” was passed around cause. officially titled the Jobs and Growth Act. of incarceration. but the rain could not deter the group of OPIRG members and curious bystanders.idle no more Localizing the movement for indigenous rights Idle No More comes to Guelph in series of rallies and gatherings SuSannah Ripley Canada’s grassroots movement for indigenous rights took root in Guelph last weekend. Folk musician James Gordon per“Bill C-45 was passed without However. he stated. the rally and encouraged spectators to join meaningful conversation with Ab. containing pieces of legislation that affect various sectors and groups.

defeating the Gryphons 3-1 with set scores OUA regular season schedule. who managed 15 points and more often. team play may be attributed to the Yet the Gryphons aren’t looking too work ethic they showed during far ahead as they have the daunting their holiday layoff. will be back in. Hagag is looking to extend the reach of the program by having a summer edition of the event where streets in downtown Guelph would be closed to facilitate a makeshift pitch to play on. Women’s volleyball remain winless in 2013 With losses to Lakehead and Brock. according to Andzel. and 3-9 overall Jeff sehl After a long holiday break which saw the Gryphons women’s volleyball team go nearly a month and a half without competing in an OUA regular season match. something Hagag believes will help grow the sport in Guelph and the surrounding area. 12.” Now in it’s second year. “The idea of SoccerFest is very much about street soccer. The reach of the event extended into the ranks of the university’s athletic program. Teams from as far as Hamilton. ons will need to find success sooner “In our game against Lakehead my rather than later as they sit four team blocked fairly well and served points out of the eighth and final aggressively. and if doubling the size of the event over the course of a year is any indication. a good indicator of the sport’s reach. Hagag’s love of street soccer is as natural as the Canadian affinity for street hockey – comparing the wayward days of his Egyptian and Italian childhood to the daily afternoon road hockey games that kept SportS & HealtH ChriS müller The field house was home to the second annual SoccerFest. When we are sult. The growth of this event could be attributed to Hagag’s recognition of the area’s love of soccer. practicing twice a day 18 at the W Mitchell Athletic Cen. However. an organization that also organizes a “Drop n’ Play” adult soccer recreation program in Guelph. 12 Chris Müller In the calm of the first Saturday morning of the new semester. Brampton. the Gryphons displayed some in the lead. Large nets draped from the ceiling kept the games from interefering with each other and protected the many onlookers enjoying from the sidelines. and the university’s new facilities were constructed with this in mind.” goal as three of their last six opponAspects of the Gryphons’s strong ents sit above them in the standings. and the way to introduce that is to create tournaments on a very small field. . ever. must continue to serve aggressively the Gryphons’ success and a playand receive a lot better to become off berth won’t be an easily attained more successful. a festival promoting the merits of street soccer to Canadians on Jan.” said Hagag. The event concluded with an after party at Atmosphere Café on Carden Street. Sarnia. the Women’s volleyball team has fallen to 0-2 in the new year. Due to the extensive growth of the event.F. providing a good deal of heat and humidity in the enclosed structure. the women’s volleyball team made the long trip out to Thunder Bay to take on the 5-8 Lakehead Thunderwolves on Jan. so many young Canadians occupied after school. as a D. Mississauga. and Toronto attended the event. and 25-21.” Andzel said. Unfortunately for the Gryphons. with several teams from the varsity soccer programs participating. While it may have been on a different continent. Game time is 6:00 p. Hagag has tapped into the sense of community that sports organizations help foster. the Gryphfuture. SoccerFest can become the next Hillside [Festival].000. only bigger and better things are on the horizon for Hagag and Guelphite Sports. “I want to bring street soccer to Canada. 15-25. However. 5. Christmas. 350 young people were playing for one of 32 teams in the all-day tournament held on Jan. 12 in the fieldhouse. the purpose of the event was not to promote competition for the victor’s purse. 30 assists respectively in the loss. 12. according to Andzel. with games being played and refereed simultaneously.J. Catharines on Jan. “We playoff spot in the OUA.12 w w w. It was without a doubt a true celebration of soccer. largely exclusive to participants of the tournament. SoccerFest is transitioning from a yearly to quarterly event. Born in Egypt and raised in Italy. essential for the Gryphons to conWith only six games remaining tinue in order to find success in the in the regular season.” said Hagag. blasted dance tunes from a corner of the facility. Participants over the age of 16 competed vigorously in an attempt to capture the $1. “The vision of SoccerFest is to become a very large tournament that can attract people from all over the place to come to Guelph. it may be Offensively the Gryphons were led something that the Gryphons can’t by three-year veteran Julie Gordon practice that is most holding them and first-year rookie setter Ashleigh back from finding the win column Andzel.. the Gryphons have struggled to find the win column thus far in the new year. Howof 25-10. Future meetings with Guelph City Council and potential corporate sponsors could make this a reality in the near future. no doubt mimicking the movement of the players on the pitch in their artistry.” Andzel said. SoccerFest is organized by Hagag as part of Guelphite Sports.actually win games. C oM SoccerFest takes over the fieldhouse A celebration of the world’s game occurred on campus on Jan. in which they task of facing the 10-0 York Univerreturned to Guelph shortly after sity Lions in their next match on Jan. 25-15. as the passionate Shadi Hagag explained while taking some time to speak with The Ontarion during a busy day of organizing. Hagag and other SoccerFest organizers showcased the viability of street soccer in Canada. Coach Keith Mason of the men’s soccer team could be found watching games where high-school students were playing.t h e on ta r ion . allowing people to come from all over the place to play in one area.m. but it seems that the festival setting Hagag has created is bolstering the initial growth of the program. no doubt scouting for future Gryphons. in preparation for their return to the tre. we need to finish the encouraging team play in the loss games instead of letting teams get that.00 championship prize and the all-important bragging rights that go alongside it. the host Thunderwolves were well prepared for their arrival. After a loss to Brock in St. “We need to believe that we can Despite the disappointing final re. The main surface was divided into three sections.

challenging a WindJorg Agne made the CIS standard sor program that hasn’t given in the long jump. who won the triple jump event with a distance of 12. Gryphs succeed at Can-am Classic The nation’s best track and field program is off to some early-season success Chris Müller The track and field team had yet another successful weekend when the men and women travelled to Windsor on Jan. overall title. as they’ll look to 17. The Gryphons totaled 26 total top-five finishes over the course of the weekend. things are looking a little bit different than last year. convenient timing to say the least for fans of the game. Hendry made suit of capturing their first OUA the CIS standard in both events.Alberta must be weighing on the ing her for the national meet) in minds of the athletes. but regular season. . 18 tilt scheduled for this year. 2013 Frosty Mug preview Get set for the premiere regular season event of the OUA hockey season Chris Müller If we’ve learned anything about this year’s men’s hockey team. The game was well attended by students and former members of the men’s hockey team. and the 12-6-2 Gryphons are now third in the OUA West standings. clearing a height Both the men and women’s of 3. tying them for second on the team. Following that. post. as well as many fans of hockey in the Guelph community.92 goals against average is nearly as impressive as the stellar . the Guelph Last Windsor is in the hunt for their Chance meet that will be held in fourth in a row.58 meters and placed second in the high jump with a height of 1.65 meters. and Jan. he’s been a reliable contributor for the Gryphon’s success this season. posting a 7. Brandon Maxwell. The goaltender might need a little help from the defense in this one. Andrew Bathgate. 13 taSha FalConer members of the men’s hockey team look on during a game earlier this season.86 goals against average with a . Expect Guelph’s rookie tough-guy. ern won. Jen Dowling-Medley placed second in the 3000 meter race with a time of 10:18. currently leads the Gryphon goal scorers with 14 on the season. the stage is set for what is sure to be an exciting game between two potential playoff contenders with playoff implications on the line. 11-12 for the Can-Am Classic hosted by the Windsor Lancers.915 save percentage. The perennially successThe women will look to recapful Gryphons have exactly one ture the form that led them to a month before the last meet of the 2008-09 OUA championship. With that. IN meets are sure to be the focus of and New York. the Gryphons were hoping to grab the last playoff spot. one in which some memships a week later. it’s that anything can happen. the pole vault.43 meters. NY for non-OUA the team in the coming weeks. teammate Val Cote finished the event seven seconds behind Downling-Medley. Things have leveled off since then.recent results. Offensively. teams are ranked at the very top Tim Hendry stole the show on in the nation for their ability and the men’s side of things. totaling 13 goals and 17 assists through 20 games. Keaton Hartigan has started twice as many games as his backup and has kept up his end of the bargain posting a 2. Looking to the Jan. but by that point in the season. The Gryphons will host the 9-7-4 Waterloo Warriors. which has struggled at times this year. Erika Fiedler met the CIS pionships at the University of standard (automatically qualify. to have a stellar game between the pipes for the Gryphons. RogersTV (Cable 20) will be replaying the game on Jan. 20. The decent numbers haven’t translated into wins for Hartigan. who is a mediocre 6-8 on the season. It’s not an event hockey fans should want to miss – it’s an excellent opportunity to experience the excitement of OUA hockey the night before the NHL resumes. The Gryphons opened the season with four straight losses. Brett Appio to bring his physical presence to the ice and make things difficult for Larson and the rest of the Waterloo offensive unit.26. a team only four points behind Guelph in the standings. 7-9 CIS chamevent. three of those wins coming as shutouts. held at the Sleeman Centre. the OUA rookie who notched 63 points in 69 games for the Plymouth Whalers of the OHL last season. as Justin Larson of Waterloo is the fourth-best point getter in the OUA. 15-16 should set ing season for the track and field the stage for the OUA champion. Appio and Jon-Thomas MacDonald have scored eight goals apiece. then followed it with four straight wins. For those unable to attend. eventually losing the opening playoff series to Lakehead 2-1. competition. The men have their work cut ing a meet record-breaking out for them.SportS & HealtH 170. Last year’s iteration of the event saw Guelph defeat the Laurier Golden Hawks 5-3. the field house on campus. So it’s with great excitement that the student population at the University of Guelph anticipates the return of the annual Frosty Mug Winter Homecoming event.68-meter shot put and placing second in the weight throw continue this strong start in purat 18. While these bers will travel to South Bend.934 save percentage. the offense got hot and the men won seven in a row. led in part by Justin Gvora’s hat trick.54. with York and Lakehead snapping at their heels.82 meters. Suffice to say. Maxwell enters the contest with a 10-3 record as a starter. The added draw of playing in a larger facility surely helped to generate the attendance. The It’s lining up to be an excitevent on Feb. Expect the best goaltender in the OUA.2 ◆ January 17t h. Highlighting the women’s efforts was Julia Wallace. good enough for third place in the the looming Mar. The high-flying Gryphons should present some problems for the Waterloo goaltending.squad.up the championship since the meter mark and placing second 1997-98 campaign when Westin the event. The 1.

F Mitchell Athletic Center. the most important of which could be when the first-place Laurier Golden Hawks come to town on Feb.t h e on ta r ion . 13. the Gryphon swimmers meter freestyle. three events and contributing in The competition was very heat.F. Curtis Voth A total of six different first years claimed first in the 50-meter won gold in their respective events. As the team’s 15-3-2 record would suggest. C oM eight in a row for the Gryphons The Gryphons enter the weekend two points out of first place Chris Müller Opponents of the Gryphons have been shaking their heads lately. Guelph goalie Stephanie Nehring stopped 19 of 20 shots in her first game of the year – so much for shaking off the rust. the Gryphons are second-best in the league at earning tickets to the penalty box. the Gryphons have been taking a balanced. The results have been very positive throughout the school year and these first-years have been the ones to blame for the success of the Gryphon swimming team. 12 and 13. if not physical approach in regular SportS & HealtH vaneSSa tiGnanelli Gryphon forward Kaitlyn mora (12) moves the puck up ice during the team’s 3-1 victory against Western on Jan. 11 in regular season play. Jessica Pinkerton (29 points). Guelph also received gold medals from their veteran swimmers. unsure of how to stop an offensive attack that possesses three of the top five point scorers in the OUA. Evan Van Despite a recent training camp Moerkerke.Papadedeso placed second in the tional swim meet on Jan. the Gryphons were perfect on the penalty kill. firing ten shots against the Western net minder in each of the three periods. and athlete of the week by winning her Brock. Burton has been satisfied with his team’s achievements this year and the progress they have made. . and finMark Gottheil ished the meet with a win in the 100-meter freestyle. something they’ll look to correct moving into their final six games of the season. the puck drops at 7:30.” which constantly bounced all over a meet that begins in a month’s the walls of the W. Led by Gryphon athlete of the week. 50-meter butterfly.time. all in the form of two-minute minor penalties. Nehring recorded the shutout in an excellent showing between the pipes. not allowing a single goal throughout the weekend. W. Offense and goaltending aside. In large part to the offensive output of Amanda Parkins (33 points).the 50-meter freestyle and 100tigued. achieved victory in that had left the swimmers fa. Mitchell Ath. won his 50-meter breaststroke. He believes as long as they continue to work on their mental toughness and their technique. the 100-meter butterfly. the true story of the weekend was the proficiency of the Gryphons’s penalty killing unit. got onto the podium. backstroke. and Head Coach Don Burton was were joined by five other schools. Burton believes Wey is a “seried. who had been previously absent from other meets due to illness. Outscoring opponents 36-12 since Nov. Wong played an average of 30 minutes in each game over the weekend. The Gryphons’ most recent action was against Western and Windsor on Jan. particularly impressed by Tess Guelph competed against York. certainly contributing to the defensive unit’s effort. the Gryphons are playing their brand of hockey well in both ends of the ice. for web-exclusive photo Reel Gryphons swimmers impress Another successful meet for the Gryphon swim team backstroke and the 100-meter individual medley. Kim Wong. Third-year David Nowicki. and Christine Grant (24 points). who earned the honour of Waterloo. stopping all 14 shots by the Windsor offense. Stephanie The Gryphons hosted an invita. letic Center by both spectators and The men’s first-years also teammates alike. John Carroll won were still able to achieve victories the 100-meter butterfly. 100from both the men and women meter individual medley and the athletes of the swimming team.14 w w w. 11. 50-meter impressed his coach by claiming victory in his three events. both set in February. Laurier. but Pinkerton’s off-the-bar goal in the third provided the insurance in a 2-0 victory. Parkins’s goal early in the second period was all the Gryphons needed to beat Windsor. Guelph hosts the York Lions (411-3) on Jan.the 4 X 50-meter freestyle relay. Wey. With 220 penalty minutes. Third-year Derek Quick achieved first place in the 400meter freestyle by beating out the closest competition by eight seconds. The women’s first-years includJohn Carroll also achieved ed Justine Van Herke who won athlete of the week status and the 50-meter butterfly. season play. the Gryphons haven’t lost since Nov. and all the encouragement and cheering for the athletes had been ous medal contender in several compacted into the word “go” events at the OUA championship. 19 at the Gryphon Centre.3. Trent. The Guelph swimming team has an impressive rookie class as the Gryphons boast 22 rookies onto their team this year. The strong defensive performance occurred despite the Gryphons committing 17 total penalties in the two games. respectively. Guelph kept the pressure on all game. Fifth year Matthew Stephenson won the 50-meter butterfly and the 200-meter individual medley. 13 in the 50-meter butterfly. Tess Wey claimed gold in three individual events: the 50-meter freestyle. The Western game featured a goal by Tamara Bell and two from Pinkerton as the Gryphons outmuscled the Mustangs by a score of 3-1. the team could be headed for the provincial and national championships.

for all the good it has done.” It would be naïve and altogether unrealistic to send a message that students should completely abstain from drinking alcohol. It causes warm blood vessels to dilate which means it makes blood move closer to the skin.” said Bowman. so that’s why they’ll be playing the interviews at that time. and leave us all alone. Donald Berry. the study forces us to consider weight as little more than a crude indicator of more extensive health concerns. called attention ica and Europe and pooled participants attention to the shortcomings of the to the limited methodology in BMI classifications. the distinccounterparts. Don’t let him fool you into thinking this is about anything other than money — he’s got a track record of lying. the perks of being overweight have been overlooked. After several more sips. “Some portion of those thin people are actually sick. Take no issue with the foundation itself. yet one that shouldn’t be quickly dismissed. after the game’s conclusion. you decide there’s no need to bring a coat to the bar. we most disgraced public figures in re. explains how the overconsumption of alcohol can act as a double-edged sword. nothing incriminating. the sheer fact that Manthe Baltimore Ravens’ Director of ning stuck around to congratulate Media Relations.inferno belonging to a man named tive press conferences. especially while waiting endlessly for a cab during a biting January night. In this way. please just take whatever cash you have left and retire somewhere warm. Lance Armeach other after a well-played game. All those honest people that have careers with Livestrong. While the content of what was said Starting with the good news. The controversial conFlegal maintains that the study ven. . index (BMI) according to the World Tam Fry of the British Nation. it’s important to keep this illusion in mind.a negative connotation for health and comfort in the message and its ability entific literature surrounding body wellbeing. The study has hailed much to alleviate any responsibility they held mass and risk of mortality and dis. Oprah Winfrey. particularly when faced erately overweight individuals are six ranging from 25-30 kg/m2 were con. has indicated that mod. “It might be fun to have on more fancier shoes. but you also might not notice how cold you are because you’ve had too much to in which he will attempt to corture was taken an hour and a half rect his public image. of the game. round of the playoffs on Jan. All this considered.” said Berry. The two-episode special will be Jonathan Daniel Denver Broncos’ quarterback Peyton manning is one of the subjects in this week’s From the Bleachers. I hope sports from a nearly career-ending neck fans will have learned something. unaided by unsanctioned chemicals and processes. It’s that change which makes you feel warm temporarily.2 ◆ January 17t h. 2013 promotion of whatever variety of product you’ll be told to purchase. While the per cent less likely to die during a given sidered overweight. you experience warmth flowing over your body. Melanie Bowman. two professional athletes talking to Flipping the coin. proving there is weight than meets the waistline. one that’s suffered fluctuating ratings and subscriptions since its inception.” said Bowman. Manning. Hypothermia is a real health concern that is more easily attained than some people imagine. As fans. it might be useful to keep in mind that this charity. Unhealthy individuals may take a major review of the existing sci. and the clist cemented his place as one of the adoring sports public it serves. manity of these extensively marketed. I think students could benefit from understanding in general the implications of overconsumption and to do more reading themselves to understand what it means to have a lot to drink. No matter what time of the year. “The problem is that alcohol numbs out a lot of things. and subscriptions to the OWN network should improve accordingly. an during the brief meeting may never image was tweeted by Chad Steele.criticism from researchers and health to take action for their health.have visual evidence of the meeting. a measinto three categories of body mass study’s scientific methods. but at the end of the night and after you’ve been drinking. Considering the people that were sued for accusing Armstrong of the truth. Don’t be fooled by images of St.” The charity received huge public support based on their popularizing of the yellow rubber wristbands. Splitting the special into two parts allows for two one-hour blocks available to advertisers and thus a greater reach for the Illusions of comfort How alcohol can’t keep you warm Colleen MCDonell You take a few sips of whiskey. the increased risk of mortality in this group would exist independent of weight. and nothing high-profile athletes. ease development. “I would say function before fashion when it comes to dressing for a night out. A BMI of less than study acknowledges benefits for the study period than their lean or obese 25kg/m2 was classified as lean. Oh Lance. strong has chosen this week as the The tweet identifies that the pic. The as farcical as reconstructing a snowlocker rooms were empty. was constructed on a lie.” overweight and underrated A new study is challenging how we look at weight laura Castellani Spending more time on the couch is an unlikely resolution amongst the many individuals planning to spend the new year as the healthier.tion between obese and overweight clusion was reached after Flegal and tured beyond the scope of ordinary conditions are not as apparent in soher team of researchers conducted dogma which views weight gain with ciety. and a big one at that. It has the potential to have your show/channel/image lambasted on every media outlet for the next week. and just Dante. one from the NFL and the reach of camera lenses. parties will continue and bars like Trappers will forever have hordes of people lining the sidewalk. the manager of the Wellness Centre and Student Health Services. but that also causes you to lose your core body heat. Armstrong made his grave. he also acknowledged that no insight is given toward the quality of health of the individuals assessed. man without 170. their futures are now uncertain whereas many would have felt particularly comfortable mere weeks ago. what becomes of the funds awarded to Armstrong and his organization? This whole confession smells like a pile of dirty the message it delivers. happening at that very moment. only seeking to pile more onto the steaming pile of you-know-what this once-revered athlete has accumulated to this point. as millions of dollars are pumped into cancer research as a direct result of the foundation’s efforts. the most powerful at home reliving the great moments woman in America. OWN is also considered by many television service providers to be a special-interest channel which suggests you’ll have to pay more if you want to get the channel. be known. we have an obligation to demand the best from the athletes we pay to watch. Those al Obesity Forum claims that it is a and height ratios independent of body with a BMI exceeding 30 kg/m2 were “horrific message” to be sending to composition and metabolic measures of health is known for misclassification of healthy individuals as obese and vice versa. I still don’t blame Oprah for taking the opportunity. It’s their pursuit and our fascination to see the absolute extremes of human achievement.urement based solely on body weight Health Organization standards. Bernard dogs bringing brandy to skiers or ice fishermen indulging in a hot toddy or two while sitting on the lake. It’s important to note that primetime commercials generate more revenue for television networks. Alcohol tricks the body into feeling warmer. I think the pros outweigh the cons in terms of health benefits. Our programming is about knowing the implications of alcohol use. primarily from North Amer. According to a new study. broadcast on OWN (The Oprah Winfrey Network) during primetime on the evenings of Jan. When mixing alcohol and the great outdoors this winter. The real problem here is with the tour de false himself. and sick people tend to die sooner.his press-related obligations before ing examples in the realm of public finding Lewis (presumably) outside perception. “We work from a harm reduction model [and] our program is never to tell people not to drink. cent memory. In particular. “overweight” BMI class. 17 and 18.SportS & HealtH Chris Müller 15 From the Bleachers: Men of character. happier version of themselves. care professionals. However. Little did they know the must have presumably jumped at the greatest event of the evening was opportunity for airtime and publicity. and it was a out of the ordinary. Bowman suggests drinking in moderation and at a low-risk level. In a culture quickly coerced to fear fat and equate weight with health. It’s not only not helping to keep you warm. about an hour after the soon-to-be retired Lewis sugthe conclusion of the double-over. Think for a moment about the number of people Armstrong (and perhaps his close advisors) would have had to uphold that lie within the Livestrong foundation itself.gests a class of character that is not time thriller between the Ravens and often witnessed in the United States’ the Denver Broncos in the divisional most profitable entertainment sport. having concluded the season that witnessed his return At the end of this week. injury. waited for Lewis to conclude We have been given two polariz. Armstrong created the hugely successful cancer research charity named “Livestrong. Four glasses later. about everyone in the stadium was However. one in which a world-renowned cyFortunately for the media. And heat is something your body cannot afford to lose. when in reality it actually lowers your core temperature. 12. It was a brief glimpse into the huThe photo is nothing scandalous. While BMI. It’s a picture of welcome one for fans of football. a biostatistician from While a focused few are frightened the University of Texas MD AnderThe study reviewed data from 97 studies. a marketing campaign that started the trend of wearing these rubber bracelets to show support of the charities you endorse. let him sleep in it. Your arms feel a little tingly.with an obesity epidemic.classified as obese and individuals the public. others call son Cancer Centre. the study conducted by researcher Katherine Flegal of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Instead. This is of course. both ball that has been thrust deep into an teams had concluded their respec.

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When they arrived. their limits and reaching new Get some fresh air.16 w w w. originating from Germany.000 and was “the richest for any American team sports event. The newspaper reported that over the weekend. The tickets cost between $6 and $12 dollars. Year’s resolution to shed a few Dress the part. Overall. and other stories While the Monday edition of The Globe and Mail had some interesting stories. varied malt. In a stark contrast to today’s Super Bowl. The result was a very popular. a “family’s Doberman keeps sitter at bay under boy’s orders. The flavour is one of robust caramel. For cals by 2020 thanks to pressure those sweating off all the extra from Greenpeace. rather than the centre. Puma and pounds. tips to green your workout. 15. the tradition of calling the beer bock is compounded by brewers almost always placing a goat on the label. watching on television from home.” Original bock first emerged in 14th-century Einbeck. Nike. though head retension (the amount of time it takes for the frothy head of a beer to subside) leaves a little to be desired.” which literally translates into “a billy goat. and it’s widespread availability at LCBO and Beer Store locations make it an excellent beer to be enjoyed in the winter months. Last week the Brew Review looked into the history of India Pale Ales.” (The Globe and Mail—Jan. 1983) Compiled by Alicja Grzadkowska Perhaps the most interesting thing about beer is the unique history each style tells. he loves running up and down stairs (let’s face it. Unsurprisingly. 1953) Green Bay Wins Football title On this day 45 years ago.” Whether by fact or by legend. compared to up to $4. the handle. conveniently located Stairmaster). or are just getting discharge of hazardous chemiback into the swing of things. Wash your towels less.750. a German brewing town. Ontario.25 billion. This by reusing your towel a few times may seem pretty basic. The beer is subtly hopped. and keep Kudos to all those pushing you hydrated as you exercise. the tradition of calling the beer bock is compounded by brewers almost always placing a goat on the label. Running. I’m one consider donating them to a local of them). goats included.” (The BBC— Jan. 15. train for Adidas have committed to zero a big event. p e t oF t H e W e e k Green your routine enjoy the winter scenery. authorities in East Germany began a purge of senior officials that posed a threat to the state through “plotting against [it] and spying for ‘imperialistic’ powers. goals this 2013. then offered up an excellent example for the reader to try at home. By the 17th century. The maroon trim that adorns the top and bottom edges of the can’s surface serves as a prelude to the opulent colouring and aroma of the beer once poured into a glass. versity’s self powered machines Perhaps you’ve made a New (such as the incline treadmills). the world was introduced to the Super Bowl “in the first professional football game between the champions of the National and American Leagues” as the Green Bay Packers defeated the Kansas City Chiefs. Check out the buns on Bun Bun! if you have a pet that you would like to submit as “Pet of the week”. 1967) Jeans business kicked in the pants. the Memorial Coliseum where the game was played was only two-thirds filled with spectators with an additional 60 million people. his favourite food is Cheerios. 35-10. here are some simple thrift store for others to enjoy. stay healthy. The goat prances within the label of this seasonal offering from the marvelous copper kettles of Creemore. C oM This Week Brew review: Bock to the Future in History Chris Müller east German purge begins In the midst of the Cold War. a reminder of the brewing tradition it came from in which hops were only available in limited quantities. lIFe “Whether by fact or by legend. worth mentioning. This bock comes in at 6 per cent alcohol. according to the article. kiera VanDeborne Sarah KavanaGh Bun Bun is a half lionhead holland lop bunny that chews on everything in sight. send your photo to onphoto@uoguelph. but at no point does the alcohol content overwhelm the flavour of the dark beer. If the winter weather is too much too As the new year kicks off.sweat towels do not need to be less steel or plastic reusable bottle washed after one use (especially can cut down on your plastic if you plan to shower afterwards). techniques of lagering (an adaptation of the brewing process) infiltrated the largely traditional German breweries. The sitter finally telephoned her mother who called the police. festivals and religious celebrations.tine to improve both your own cise machines. The accent gave the town a pronunciation of “ein bock. subsiding before the texture of the head might act as a compliment to the brew itself. Try incorpowalking or biking outside is a rating some (or all) of these great way to burn calories and eco-tips into your exercise rousave electricity needed for exer. also check out the Unigym is bustling with people. “The great interest had led to naming the event the Super Bowl. (The New York Times—Jan. Creemore Springs Brewery’s “urBock” is no exception. season (don’t worry. The Bavarian accent of citizens in Munich that enjoyed the beer were told of its origin. like “Select trust firms given three days’ notice of takeovers. they “warned Derek to behave. The revelations of the supposed crimes included a conspiracy to poison Joseph Stalin by a group of doctors. and the reporter commented that. Next up is the lesser-known but highly rewarding “Bock” style of beer. but it’s before throwing it in the wash. waste. If you have old food consumed over the holiday work out clothes hanging around.” That’s significantly less than even the amount of chicken wings consumed during the most recent Super Bowl: 1. The head should be poured about a finger high for a beer like this. “have either been removed or have disappeared in the past few days. Creemore’s urBock serves as a more than suitable introduction to this beer style. 17.” the real attention grabbers collected at the bottom and the sides of the front page. according to Time Magazine.” The article also notes that the event cost $2. Einbeck.

and mere days from Christmas. Conn. and right mind.Student Association and the Guelph ceedings. culprits are those of the Peanut Gal. But the fact that there were warning signs that obviously went unaddressed is a sad example of our reluctance to do anything in the face of evidence of potential harm. 2013 our mental illness mentality CarleiGh CathCart I’m tired of being quiet. on their laptops session (unless. violently taking the innocent lives of precious children from their families. but society as a whole. If not that. they are no excuse for the horrendous crime committed. ments about how wasted they got First infraction in the dossier: the night prior. Politicians are guilty. now I’m just mad. “Inordinate Ordnance” pubConsider them. A troubled man did. spent observing your peers. and this is a problem plaguing my classes (and I’m willing to bet yours as well). and still deal with. Likely. it still has the ability to erode the quality or existence of life within the mind of the person. anxiety. this photo presents him as an average american boy.and thinking. OCD. it is gleaned from years of class. Class should be Finally. hidden behind a and in The Ontarion. it is unacceptable.opInIon 170. In fact. I cruising Facebook. “I never see this in my eryone within the room to know how classes” and I hope you have found the feel about the subject in question the nexus of education sans distracwhile simultaneously adding nothing tion. the braggers and the “when I spent last semester in France”-ers. I’m talking about incessant questioners.first-year arousal. ally pen-chewers for some reason Some of you might be reading this – need for you. or plain laziness (the “not my problem” mantra). hundreds – thousands even – of people deteriorate emotionally to the point of you want. and worthy Muppets on stage? Cannon. They love quick fixes. There is also the “one-timers. Perhaps the saddest and most prominent issue of relevance on people’s minds right now is the tragic shooting massacre in Newtown. And to think we held the power to stop that tragedy from occurring is a tragedy in itself. Certain suicides are played up in media reports due to their “interest” factor.. and soul. But guns didn’t kill those children and adults. but in the back of lishes every Thursday in The Cannon the classroom. The perpetrator. Whatever problems the gunman had. These types of comments. channel their misunderstanding into often hurtful and ignorant comments. and possibly the worst aware some people are there to learn. but rather the 12 people besomeone who thinks they are “hi. They are taking their education in their own hands and owning it. it should ing the book of classroom etiquette is be a space free from judgement. so many lives saved if we just reminded ourselves we are human. It is reverse voyeurism. and launch criticisms in the form of verbal bombardment at the try. “This one time…” followed by the regurgitation of a boring story about their mundane relative that did something and some time or another. every so often.. For others. obviously had some form of illness. my experience has shown me that most people unacquainted with depression. And the generally negative response by the “normal” people 17 CoUrteSY Unlike most images circulating in the media of Sandy hook elementary School shooter adam lanza. Just that rainbow unicorn of the kind of watch the professor cringe at hav. And that issue is mental illness. mental illness. with a heart. To you I say.without your personal philosophies. misinterpretation. We cannot afford to turn the other way. dow. serves only the purpose of shoving these folks further into the closet of despair. then the just-as-perverse “give people more guns” assertion. I wish I had even a tenth of the gumption to do the same. All are infractions of proper classroom etiquette. Whether this apathy is from fear. The cliche statement used by those who are educated and/or familiar with these diseases laments the “stigma surrounding mental health. Yet it is speculated that adam suffered from mental illness. There is something people talk very much about but understand very little – a problem for which we always find something else to blame. They aren’t choices. etc. only subtracting from time spent learning. and they will say yes. Indeed. too.they cannot be trusted with their thing vaguely near the subject being shifty eyes and two-week beards. You know those two guys in the relationship stories or “hilarious” Muppets that sit up on the balcony punch-lines. and reactions (or unfortunate lack thereof) need to stop. Save it for the seminars. eating disorders. Watch for these specimens: Campus Co-op. sensationalism sells – even at the expense of social progress) but scratches only the surface of a society’s crisis. I don’t blame these people. We spend a lot of money on our education – actually we spend too much on our education (but that is for another column). If a mental illness does not create heart wrenching headlines. and many others among us suffer from the same difficulty. With this in mind. they hurt not only those towards whom they are directed. This specimen can be a overtly distract the entirety of the one-on-one-er. Just be Thirdly. an issue that has an effect one way or another on virtually all of us. but every day. I don’t want your pity. could have robbed those schoolchildren of their joy and potential. and it Second to these folks are the causes distraction and inadvertent blowhards. Without getting into details. me drink that Kool-Aid too. I feel it is time for me to share that I myself have dealt with. However.” This rare breed of student is private picture collection. discussed in class. Let it be clear. You ask any parent of those children if they think something should have been done. These are the sneakicomments from the unknown voice est of the culprits because they don’t in the room. In fact. So much struggle could be assisted. The gal who thinks class time is actually a private conversation between them and the professor.hind them that can clearly see their larious.” as I call them. . Now blowhards – usu.” but there is truth to most cliches. and to be blunt I couldn’t care less what his name was. I am not sharing this fact to make you feel sorry for me. Inordinate ordnance Chris Carr Let’s address the elephant in the classroom. The issue I have with the media’s reaction (and let’s be realistic. The opinions laptop. lery. the professor and ev. the talkers. or phases. but don’t make ing to address reflect those quick quip. so much pain could be eased. but rather the time-wasters. a favourite seems to be the “ban guns to save lives” sloganism. and in that room. My beef isn’t with the questioners. This is the amateur comic who thinks the $6000 classroom equivalent to dancing in spent on tuition is the fee for open your underwear in front of a winmic night at the Apollo. These guys pipe up with a posted on thecannon. The guy who asks a question 15 seconds before the end of class. You know the type: they start every interruption of class by saying. or lifestyles. Classroom etiquette isn’t something taught.2 ◆ January 17t h. is class. it is difficult to swallow someone’s anecdote about some. they will say it through tears. Mental illnesses are not self-inflicted. just to of their author and do not necessarlet everyone know they are there ily reflect the opinions of the Central and possibly fact-checking the pro. the one-on-oners. they give to us what we want to buy. And we fall for it – it makes us feel as if something is being done. the person who sits in the front few however it shouldn’t be a therapy rows of the room. chase someone they have only read. No human. as such.Chris Carr is Editor-in-Chief of The ing. it’s a psych class. a common criminal defacengaging. adding nothing. They are not “done” for attention. but occasionally. the bigmouths. They usually cite of these people. leaving comsuppose). when the result may be turning our heads down in a moment of silence. You know who I mean. and this one is no exception. or The Ontarion. you are probably one to the discussion.

I would have walked to the next café. world. I appreciate those that have of university life. fuelling the inexhaustible desire for information throughout of the digital age is the accessible the known world. The implication of this lies in the recognition that an informed and educated population contributes to the improvement of society. I could relate to. when nature of information outside the all of our information is no longer glass. ing beyond the empty pint glass. staring at the viewer. The Ontarion reserves the right to edit or refuse all material deemed sexist.anarchists). The Ontarion will not be held responsible for advertising mistakes beyond the cost of advertisement. distorting our perception. not immediately any. etc. we’ve created that is successfully abused each cross-platform news agencies time it is uttered. a functioning economy. developed by Johannes Gutenberg of Germany around 1440.18 w w w. transparent veil the pint glass had created between us. I for one wish information that serves to provide to encounter a world that I can enjoyment (provided it is enjoyed come to terms with. I left shortly after. Material of any form appearing in this newspaper is copyrighted 2011 and cannot be reprinted without the approval of the Editorin-Chief. save the environment and all that – that’s why the natives blocked off parts of the highway.way that we may never truly grasp ways. a danger many binge-drinkers survive (and quite enjoyably. and witnessed the last of my audience beginning to speak behind the frothy. visibility of the outside world.can about it. because they thought too much road traffic was contributing to too much pollution from idling. My issue is not what we choose gotten this far into the editorial are probably not the intended to put into the pint glass. “What’s that?” replied a friend. This assumption gained more validity in a recent conversation I had with a few friends regarding the Idle No More movement that is fundamentally challenging the existing state of affairs between the Canadian federal government and First-Nation groups both north and south of the fortyninth parallel. but rather an (my apologies to the disapproving observation on the unique char. magazines. or otherwise unfit for publication as determined by the Editor-in-Chief. Seeing as how this movement possesses the potential to alter items of legislative significance. doesn’t interest me. but recognized that my vaneSSa tiGnanelli overindulgence in thinking had placed me in a tenuous position in the conversation – something that bothered me extensively. Since the Ontarion undertakes the publishing of student work. outside what we’re used to reliant on moving heavy leather. the world outside my Idle No More discussion with of university life is spinning constantly. alarmed by the lack of an immediate response. and told my friends to “Go to Hell” from across the street. For successful university stuor should we choose to fill it with enjoyable but inevitably useless dents. the professor told the large lecture hall why the government endorses a university education for citizens of the state.” a term the world! Rather.” he explained. I was concerned with their response. radio. we and smart phones. it seemed as reasonable a topic for discussion as any. racist. or how audience of this piece. and in theory the critical voter should be able to sort through the garbage and select political figures that best represent the needs of their constituency. pint glass is clear and open. What a time to be alive. bypassing the verbal jabs men often use to scrutinize each other’s genitalia and excusing myself for having had too much to drink. not one spinresponsibly). the pamphlets. “You haven’t heard about it yet? It’s all over the news. Velcro not receiving an invitation to the delegation. homophobic. In the event that an advertiser is not satisfied with an advertisement in the newspaper. if they will at all. Through the “looking glass” University Centre Room 264 University of Guelph N1G 2W1 ontarion@uoguelph.” said the first friend. then the world. classical texts and religious documents (95 Theses. C oM The ontarion inc. The Ontarion retains the right of first publication on all material. Rather. the likes of which I have dramatized below. to desire gather as much information as we information. a limit to newspapers. The university student can it. the opinions expressed in this publication do not necessarily reflect those of the Ontarion Board of Directors. The Ontarion is printed by the Guelph Mercury. you’d probably know outside world always remains visible through this “looking glass” where to look. This is not intended to be that will control many facets of an indictment on the student your public life upon graduation body’s intelligence. In my third year of university. I drowned the sorrow only a recognized ignorance can imbue. Dejected. The government values these skills because critical thinkers are critical voters. I’m the audience that ought to be only asking that we consider life reading this hasn’t even picked up outside the university. Part of what allowed that intellectual revolution to happen was the creation and massive implementation of the printing press.” my colleague said. and I hope it always will. and our subsequent understanding In truth there is no harm to this of it. they must notify the Ontarion within four working days of publication. anyone?) were transported far and wide. will continue to spin in such a position. can’t open a newspaper without reading something about it. that is not what happened. But if we look outwould argue) without ever look. In the very first class of the semester. “Haven’t opened a newspaper in years. . is an exercise in e on ta r ion . of the economic and political institutions the paper yet. the conversation stalled for a minute and then turned somewhere else. This is not an invitation to bound books across countries in order to gain information about “think outside the box. leading the discussion into a heated debate on the merits of slip-on versus laceup shoes. Much like one who’s had too acteristic of university life that became abundantly clear during much to drink. a period of intense and resplendent artistic and intellectual development in Western Europe from the fourteenth to seventeenth century of the modern era. the the pint glass occasionally with pint glass that produced it will one. I had not overindulged in drinking. graduation is inevitable. etc. The television. then the world levels iety — do we dare look beyond it off for a moment.dealing with. or 10 volumes of irreparably shatter. Unfortunately. If we choose to fill our the frothy veil of university life glasses with the same information/ that shields us from the outside liquid all the time.side the pint glass once in a while. translations. three. If this story was a Hemingway novella. “Have any of you looked into this Idle No More movement?” I asked. It’s fairly safe to assume that those who work at a student newspaper are exposed to a little more news and information about current events than other members of the student body. etc. Yes. two. you know. ordered a grappa. look at the world around us and To look at an empty one. When that degree gets framed and liquid/information? I’m certainly not against filling put up on a wall somewhere. greater breadth of human rights.reorienting itself in relation to bial empty pint glass. Suffice to say choose to fill it with the informathat if you wanted to learn about tion/liquid we choose. generating the skills that contribute towards being a good citizen and participating in the democratic process. while the something. beaming at his superior intellect. periodicals. books.” said another. but the great beauty ning out of control. tablets. That has always stayed with me. We live inside the prover.” I asked. “I know what you’re talking about. It creates critical thinkers. “That’s the thing where people are lobbying to stop people from leaving their cars idling too long. rapidly disorienting and several drinking buddies. I had a marvelous English professor that taught a course on Shakespearean texts and the contexts of their publication. One of the most important cultural movements of human history was the Renaissance. I’m sure often we choose to do it. the Internet. 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