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Chapter 1: Comics Highway to the Thunderdome! Highway to the Thunderdome!
State of the Union The Land Lord Taxation Without Representation Some are more equal than others Life after George Washington Basic Training Explained The Officer Corps explained The back end of the S.O.P.A. issue 7 Steps to becoming a billionaire (a response to people who say protesters should just get jobs) Americans getting hand outs Intervention with a Pop Star: Part 1 Intervention with a Pop Star: Part 2 The Equality Myth
The Tent Issue Veterans protesting in Oakland Protesting in America Political Campaign Finance 101 economics 101 University 101 Written film script version of State of the Union
Occupy LOL Street Occupy LOL Street: A Brave New Village Occupy LOL Street: The Butterfly Effect Occupy LOL Street: A For Anonymous Occupy LOL Street: The People's Party Occupy LOL Street and the Constitutional Convention Occupy LOL Street and the Plight of the Homeless Occupy LOL Street: The LOL Cats Save Christmas Occupy LOL Street: The Freedom Flotilla Occupy LOL Street: The Burden of Responsibility Occupy LOL Street: The Guilded Age Occupy LOL Street: The Wizard of LULZ Occupy LOL Street: Adventures in Lobbying
Illustrated Parables A Brief History of the Working Class A Story About Marijuana Prohibition
Comics About Religion The Island of Mana: Part 1 This was your life: part 1 This was your life: part 2
Deep Thoughts by The Wise Sloth How to make your own deep thoughts memes Deep Thoughts by The Wise Sloth # 1 Deep Thoughts by The Wise Sloth # 2 Deep Thoughts by The Wise Sloth # 3 Deep Thoughts by The Wise Sloth # 4 Deep Thoughts by The Wise Sloth #5 Deep Thoughts by The Wise Sloth #6 Deep Thoughts by The Wise Sloth #7 Deep Thoughts by The Wise Sloth #8
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Chapter 2: Economics and Business A sustainable economic model 7 reasons minnimum wage should be higher Welfare recipients aren't taking all your money. The rich are. The injustice of employee contracts What it's like to be poor We need to do more to help people get the job that's right for them Why do so many small businesses fail? Collapse is the product of unsustainability. Sustainability is the product of sustainability. Stop treating people like shit and they'll start giving a fuck The legacy of a billionaire A novel approach to taxing the rich The housing market is a crime against humanity Business changes the world Professionalism is a straitjacket The fundamental problem with the economy The letter i'll never send my ceo Cost/benefit analysis of economic oppression 7 ways worker's rights need to improve The economy needs a love stimulus Being a conspiracy theorist is good business The cash register is a ballot box. one dollar equals one vote Here i just bitch about how expensive everything is Here i bitch about how expensive everything is again You can tell who your friends are by who gives you the friend discount An argument to socialize the banks Why your boss sucks Life Path Flow Chart But does it have to be so hard to retire? An ode to first world problems What's the difference between expensive wine and cheap wine?
Chapter 3: Education The Alphabits Analogy (Why it's bad to be stupid) They're giving away free super powers at the library 1 way to improve college education The quality of our leaders reflects the quality of our higher education system The Glass Ceiling of Higher Education Using art to educate large, anonymous groups of people How do you create an intelligent society? The entry i submitted to Google's 10x100 contest Media for smart people Silver Bullets and Butterfly Wings School and work should be fun, and it can be. It's time to stop oppressing the academically disinclined
Chapter 4: Military The War Debt American soldiers aren't heroes, they're victims You can support the ucmj or the troops but not both Parallels between the stanford prison experiment and student leaders in military tech school Objectively quantifying the heroism of the troops 5 reasons not to join the united states military Everything i learned about military strategy i learned from playing real time strategy games An overdue critique of the military caste system Lessons civilians can learn from the military The military is a cult State of the Troops Address on the 10th Anniversary of September 11th An open letter to the U.S. military
Chapter 5: Mythology 14 reasons i'm extremely hesitant to debate christians Why you shouldn't respect religious beliefs 15 signs your church is a cult 10 scriptures that reveal Christianity is mythology How believers can witness to nonbelievers Christians. You believe in science. 10 signs you should stop pretending to be a christian Christianity is mythology or a hamburger is a hamburger 10 reasons christianity will drive you insane 7 ways the bible will make you an immoral person 11 ways christianity ruins society Disproving the bible with sex How christianity was largely responsible for the holocaust
Is god a lover or a fighter? Religion 101 final exam Prophets and cognitive dissonance 10 ways to be a better christian witness on the internet Religious darwinism The power of prayer This was your life The Dali Lama may be nice, but he still pretends to be a mythological being A more realistic take on the 10 commandments On traditional christian-american values What is sin? It's time to stop celebrating Easter It's time to stop celebrating Christmas The christmas test The christmas spirit Why not have christmas on march 25th? Christmas deniers and holocaust deniers The reason for the season Inequality Appreciation Day
Chapter 6: Philosophy/Ethics What is philosophy? Enlightenment Through Logic The Map of Everything Reading for truth The cosmic perspective Ode to Humanity The value of life The prime prerogative The value of knowledge Your ability to think obligates you to Life is an existential dilemma: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4 My secular theory on ethics Ethics without religion -you're already doing it Another attempt at explaining my secular theory on ethics The danger in telling people life has no meaning Cost/benefit analysis of hedonism Life is war How to solve a problem using a team We have never raised an entire generation of adults, ever 11 ways mainstream academic philosophy has come to resemble religion My prediction on the legalization of euthenasia Morality in american culture
Why it's important to know the meaning of life On passing moral judgement on drug users The tao of booze How to think critically My theory on sexual morality 7 steps to becoming a genius The scales of knowledge The importance of intellectual standards Sometimes villains are heroes What is a pseudo-intellectual? If chivalry isn't dead then kill it When is forgiveness justified? The rise of the vagrant intellectuals The american burqa An agnostic take on god An agnostic take on pascal's wager Sanity, reality, truth, religion and science An agnostic take on intelligent design Agnostic nihilism Agnostic atheism The science of thought On atheists misusing the celestial teapot analogy Where do atheists get their morals? Reason vs faith: part 1, part 2 Should reason be considered a legal religion? On legislating morality Should you let friends borrow money? Why and when you should have a problem with authority Karma ghosts Deep thoughts by the wise janitor The drug talk Demonizing pleasure is a failed experiment Why it's bad to be conceited
Chapter 7: Politics and World Issues Stop talking about guns and start talking about poverty Things Obama won't change in his next four years as president Conservative Americans, you don't need to overthrow your government to make the world a better place. Americans, you're not represented in the 2012 presidential election Why I'm not sure if we need another big Occupy Wall Street style protest Why Obamacare made me face palm Why you should not have faith in your government An American Expat Visits the "Occupy Auckland" protest.
The Issue of Race in the #Occupy movement An intervention with the police Predictions on the Occupy Wall St. Protest Thoughts on police who beat up protesters The Big Conspiracy Theory Cost/Benefit Analysis of Terrorism Borders are inhumane A Discussion about Osama Bin Laden's life, death and what it means for the future Corruption reform The value of voting in america Should police enforce unjust laws? We need to talk about utopia Why stop with just making drugs illegal? A theory on improving the political election process 10 solutions to most of america's problems 6 steps to change america The 28th amendment How to orchestrate a nonviolent revolution My theory on accountability laws America is a pc. europe is a mac Ethnocentric fear of globalization is natural (dumb, but natural) and will run its course What i would change if i were king: part 1, part 2 8 reasons to legalize marijuana you've already heard Why prostitution should be legal Why gambling should be legal
Chapter 8: Sex and Relationships Why would you not masturbate? How to write short sex stories using a formula plot template How to go down on a girl 10 pieces of relationship advice Stages of a relationship Stages of friendship Some relationship advice How to pick up chicks Why women like assholes Why men should wear nice underwear Why I don't like strip clubs Why I like strip clubs Why i hate valentine day The cost/benefit analysis of being fake to impress people how to have a successful relationship how to get over a broken heart how to pick up chicks
Chapter 9: Pop Culture Why you should boycott pop culture Why the movie, "Brave" made me facepalm and Hollywood needs an intervention Why did "Full House" and "Saved by the Bell" exist? Morality in The Hunger Games Milestones in the decline of american pop culture 6 reasons not to let your children read/watch twilight 10 signs you're a sheeple Cost/benefit analysis of internet trolling You reveal how stupid you are when you type "lol" My trainspotting-esque rant about life in america We need to talk about this pants situation. 13 Things I won't say
Chapter 10: Saving the world My 1 point solution to saving the world So you want to save the world: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4 How to change the world: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5 Don't ask what your country can do for you Intellectual monastery designs Solutions for the 47% Things I wish someone would invent An open letter to Gen X 3 simple steps that would make a big difference in saving America Thoughts on saving the world Why the world sucks and how to save it Upgrade your culture Give me an evil genius grant Why the world won't change much on its own Change comes from within Dude, where's my culture? 10 mistakes the future generation won't make How to create utopia Rambling business proposal for project cairo The importance of arguing Give to charity by donating dividends Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery How are heroes made? Join the romantic liberation movement Real Life Activism Quest Card Deck Template My entry in the $300 house contest (I lost) How to bootstrap a commune How much complaining is too much?
Chapter 11: Self -Help/Inspirational My philosophy on leadership My advice to the younger generation Advice on life How to tell someone they're an asshole It's not cool to be stupid. Signs you're old...but not necessarily mature Signs you're mature...but not necessarily old Demotivational inspiration You might be depressed because the system sucks, not because you suck What i learned about life from working in IT: part 1, part 2, part 3 the game of life an essay about you on you being a winner you don't have to go around the world to experience something new my theory on responsibility on just saying, "fuck it." my theory on aggregate happiness and immediate karma on the inherent limits of professional therapy you're going to die of cancer People are important.
Chapter: 12 An Old Man From Jersey Explains.... These are short stories, which are precursors to the comics. the electoral college game theory (sort of) religion philosophy life growing up right and wrong republicans and democrats thinking). the chicken and the egg
These are comics, which are loosely based on the short stories. An Old Man From Jersey Explains: Free Will An Old Man From Jersey Explains: Growing Up An Old Man From Jersey Explains: Life An Old Man From Jersey Explains: The Chicken and the Egg An Old Man From Jersey Explains: Religion
An Old Man From Jersey Explains: Philosophy And Old Man From Jersey Explains: The Social Contract And Old Man From Jersey Explains: Is Man Inherently Good or Evil?
This is a film script for 6 of the Old Man From Jersey episodes. An Old Man From Jersey Explains Life (6 Short Film Scripts)
Chapter 13: Generally Pessimistic Observations on Society The life of an apple thinner Predictions for 2013 A brief history of bad parenting It's the stress, stupid. When will life be less stressful? Predictions on the New Atheist movement Meta Atheists V.S. Pop Atheists Problems we accept are part of life but don't have to adulthood is a lie on being a kidult no action is an island warning: we were raised to be stupid why you should not live in suburbia why women like assholes 6 accurate and 4 inaccurate ways to judge people 10 reasons you're surrounded by idiots 10 ways people get dumber as they get older why you shouldn't support professional sports there are two kinds of people in this world: thinkers and bullshitters on failing to question the importance of your complaint should we really be happy? i hate parent ego on the topic of being the man of the house we all wear glass masks on how we subjugate children love is stupid
Chapter 14: How-To
how to be cool how to write deep thought memes how to go down on a girl 10 tips to follow when contacting your computer help desk how to become an expert at anything how to take advice how to build a floating island
Chapter 15: Writing/Creativity How to write Free Offer: I will analyze the plot structure of your short story Writing The Wise Sloth Way the wise sloth formula plot template Formula Plot Storyboard Notes on writing sitcoms using a formula plot template 4 simple formula plot templates How to write short sex stories using a formula plot template a parable about how to tell a story how to write a story Does substance abuse make you a better writer? 16 tips to overcoming writer's block 10 reasons why writers should blog predictions on the future of publishing why using proper grammar is important in life understanding and communication 101 11 things I learned about blogging from blogging on myspace Why you shouldn't mock aspiring writers If you think I'm a closed minded hypocrite who over-generalizes things, read this.
Short Stories Prose TL;DR Story Time: Sweet As, Bro TL;DR Story Time: The Paris, TX PTA TL;DR Story Time: The Ents TL;DR Story Time: One Night in December TL;DR Story Time: The People's Pyramid TL:DR Story Time: The Prisoner's Tale The 36 Adventures of Captain Buigardo: A choose your own adventure formula plot template writing prompt How do you eat an elephant?"
a biker looks at social conformity a biker looks at bad weather a biker looks at the road a biker explains why we ride a biker wonders again why he rides a biker looks at crying
Unfinished Novels: Art pictures i drew over the years the warhol effect The Unfinished: A post apocalyptic psychological thriller Cycle 5 Vulgarocracy: A post-apocalyptic Tale
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