HUMOROLOGY:
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Visitor : Panditji please read my horoscope. Tell me
when my problems will be solved?
Astrologer: You will have problems up to the age of
50…..
curious visitor jumped and asked, afterwards….. Audience: Mother in law is fate!
Astrologer: You will get used to that then on.!
Astrologer: Sir your real difficult times have started
since March, 2006 am I right ?
Visitor : That was exactly my wedding day, Sir.
A grade two teacher was taking maths class.
Teaching tables. Asked the pupils to
follow.“Do duguni char” all children repeated
“.“Do duguni char” so went on the class.
After some time the teacher wanted to review .
Qustioned the class, 8 and 8 makes ?
All children said sixteen, sir. Except Lalloo.
But our lalloo told sixteefour. Whole class
laughed . Surprised teacher kindly enquired
how is it 64, Lalloo? He didn’t answer .
His next seat boy : Sir Lalloo’s father is a
pawn broker.
Two friends Kishen and Krishnan were
meditating on Lord Ganesha to appear before
them.
Even after 45 days nothing happened Ganesha
didn’t appear before them. An old man saw
them and asked them what happened?
The two explained their mission. The old man
said ok let you both repeat how you have
prayed.
Kishen; “ Vakra tund maha kay sooryh koti
sam prabh…..”
Krishnan: “ Vakram tundam maham kaayam
sooryam….”
The old man laughed and said Ganesha Can
only follow Sanskrit. Let me show you how to
recite. “Vakra thunda maha kaya surya koti
sama prabha nirvignam kurume deva sarva
karyeshu sarvada.”
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Scholar: See my children,
Father is only a faith,
Mother is a Fact…
Ramu and Somu were neighbors. Ramu was
having house car, etc. Somu prayed God to
grant him a boon to have exactly what his
neighbor had and buys. God granted his boon.
After a few days Somu got a new house, a car
and jewels etc. exactly as Ramu. One day night
Somu suffered an unbearable stomach pain.
He called God and asked for a remedy.
God said its exactly the same pain Ramu is
having now.
An NRI doctor opened a hospital. After a
month also business didn’t pick up. Worried Dr.
consulted his MBA friend how to get patients
and improve his business. Doctor’s friend took
some time and told Hi You know these days we
have to offer some free stuff or SALE to
promote any business..
So what should I do asked the Dr.?
Please put up a poster in the reception, also
insert an add in local media.
Ok said Dr. and The message was,
“ IF YOU UNDERGO TWO SURGERIES
HERE ONE POSTMORTEM IS FREE”.
Two thick friends Kamal and Vimal were
staying in US . Kamal found Vimal is not so
shrewd. Kamal thought a long time how to call
him a “fool”. Being a friend and room mate
can’t do so at the modesty.
Finally one day Kamal asked Vimal Hi I saw
you going down …street with somebody last
night .Who was the other fool with you ?.
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Valli to her husband : See you have to offer
your ‘Head shave’ at Palani when we go to
India next time.
Valli’s husband : Shocked and said I had never
taken such a vow.
Valli to her husband : I took that Vow when
my mother was sick.
Vow. (venduthal in tamil, mannath in hindi)