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BLAKE This is bullshit. BLAKE. We need some pussy in here. they're preventing thousands of sexual harassment lawsuits. MR. BLAKE Seriously. ANDY Really? . SCHOOL GYM . The two are shooting a basketball around. I’ll take whatever that Nazi throws at me just to check some ass.DAY (ANDY.INT. why do they need to split the classes? ANDY Considering this school. all guys. ANDY Here we go again. EXTRAS) ANDY and BLAKE are in the gym waiting for class to start along with the rest of the students. ABRAMS. Even if they didn’t.. I’m not about to piss off this teacher.. BLAKE Screw that.
ANDY Sure. just smart. not having to worry about reputation. BLAKE When you’re a senior. you get one whole year you can spend trying to fuck these chicks. more for me. After graduation you’ll never see these people again. ANDY You’re honestly that desperate. BLAKE Fag. but I have the self control to spend an hour and a half without looking at women. Blake shoots a basket. BLAKE Whatever. . BLAKE Hell yeah! You can’t tell me that you wouldn’t like to see some girls in here.2. but I’ll keep it in my pants for now. ANDY That’s quite the thought. I’m not desperate.
. BLAKE Please don’t tell me you’re gay. BLAKE Why not? ANDY There are more important things in high school than fucking around.. I am. ANDY Why don’t I ask you the same question? .. have you banged lately? ANDY No. BLAKE (CONT’D) Speaking of which.3. Blake snickers. Yeah. ANDY That’s what you got out of that? BLAKE So you’re a virgin? ANDY (PROUDLY) .. ANDY (CONT’D) Since when did virginity become funny? BLAKE When you admitted it.
BLAKE Dude. You gotta get creative and romantic for these girls..4. ANDY Gross. ANDY I have to ask. at school? BLAKE These bitches are crazy. public building. when did you last have sex? BLAKE Like in general? ANDY . I’ve been in the game before you started fingering yourself. ANDY Going to the bathroom here will never be the same. I don’t have a choice sometimes.... .. How else? BLAKE Home. No. ANDY .. BLAKE Bathroom? No. school. bathrooms’s are for pussies.
.. and launches it toward Blake. BLAKE Be right back. MR. ABRAMS enters the gym with authority. ABRAMS Alright. I had this fine ass bitch on one of the teacher’s desks. MR. Mr. MR. ANDY . ABRAMS (CONT’D) I love this job. Blake and another student are still talking across the gym. The students line up quickly on the gym sideline. Blake goes across the gym to talk to a student. . ladies. Wait. BLAKE Last week. ANDY How did you manage that? Pick the lock? BLAKE Didn’t have to.5. laughing over a phone. Blake tosses the basketball to Andy. she owned the room. Abrams grabs a nearby basketball. On the sideline before I’m charged with child abuse. boy! Blake and the other student are unresponsive. ABRAMS (CONT’D) Young! I’m talking to you. He resembles a drill instructor and acts like one as well. MR. aims.
The ball hits Blake perfectly in the head. still knocked out. let’s go! Mr. The students become silent. causing him to face plant into it. motionless. ABRAMS (CONT’D) OK. Blake then falls.6. . MR. The force of the hit snaps his head toward the wall. Blake is in the background. ABRAMS (CONT’D) (YELLING) Did I miss something? Shut the hell up or you’re next. Abrams blows his whistle. MR. The student next to Blake sprints to the sideline All the students break out laughing.