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Wearily closing the door with her free hand, Willona Woods was the
last person to enter the Evans apartment after J.J. and Thelma, tightly
clutching her purse as if it were a football and was only a few yards
away from a touchdown, only this touchdown was a few feet away and
the end zone was the couch. It had been a few hours since they were
at the graveyard to view James Evans Sr.’s grave and the market right
after. Collapsing onto the sofa, Willona huffed and puffed, silently
cursing to herself that the elevator went out. Again. Looking up to her
left she saw J.J. and Thelma place the groceries they had in their
hands on the dinner table, pulling the items contained inside the tall,
tacky, brown paper bags standing side by side. Shaking her head and
laughing, Willona couldn’t believe that after all these years, she was
still tired after climbing all those flights of stairs yet the twenty three
year old and the twenty two year old were able to walk around as if
they had not broken a sweat.
“Well, that’s Gramps for ya,” Willona stood up and walked over to the
dinner table, thanking Thelma for the glass of coffee she handed to
her. “He’s always keepin’ his head in those books.”
“And keepin’ his nose wide, ‘cause of some chick from his school he
was talkin’ about a few weeks ago,” J.J. added, taking a sip of Kool-Aid
from his glass. “When he was here, him and Yvonne were wrapped
more tight than pigs in a blanket!”
“You’ve got that right, J.J.,” Thelma chuckled. “Remember when you
and Thelma had that party for that one basketball player…I forget his
name, but…Lord, as soon as I saw them in that closet makin’ out, I felt
like I was a referee and had to break up their tonsil boxin’ match!”
“Yeah…it looked like they were about to go all twelve rounds!” J.J.
added, Willona and J.J. laughing at each others’ remarks.
“But guys, he’s really grown up,” Thelma said with a small smile. “Dad
would be so proud! He’s got one more semester until he graduates and
gets his Political Science degree so that he can go to law school!”
“That’s right! I taught him well,” J.J. grinned, straightening out his
collar and his tie. Feeling a light slap on his shoulder, he turned to the
side to see Thelma laughing at him as well as Willona chuckling before
taking another sip of coffee.
“Yeah right, J.J.! Look at you, struttin’ around, actin’ like it was only
you who helped Michael!”
“Well, being the new man of the house, it was only right that I helped
Michael straighten up and fly right, and keep a stiff upper lip! Besides,
Thelma, you did help…”
“The man now has a stomach made of metal, thanks to your cooking,”
J.J. started to say, avoiding another playful slap from Thelma and
deciding not to say anymore sarcastic remarks.
“You two are too MUCH!” Willona shouted, holding her stomach as she
laughed some more. “No wonder Flo was so resistant about going on
her vacation we got her and let me watch y’all.”
“But she deserved it, Willona,” Thelma reminded her, sitting next to
her with her own cup of coffee. “She hasn’t had a vacation in years…
not since we got her one the two years ago after selling all of that
underwear.”
“Can you believe that that one woman a few floors down bought that
three cupped bra?” Willona asked with an honest look of surprise on
her face. “And that one man from the ninth floor looked at me like I
was a lady from outer space when I said we were sellin’ boxers! He
started askin’ if I had Joe Frazier, Muhammad Ali, George Foreman,”
Willona counted the names on her fingers as the three of them
laughed together.
“That’s the projects for you, Willona,” J.J. shook his head, walking over
to the telephone. “But if y’all will excuse me, I have a phone call to
make.”
“Who’s the girl, J.J.?” Willona asked without even turning her head,
knowing J.J. too well for him to be calling anyone else at this time of
the evening.
“Well, there’s this chick that works a few floors down from me where I
work. And I’m tellin’ you, this is the one!”
“We’ve heard that too many times, J.J….and each time after you say it,
you get your heart broken.”
“Not this time, Willona,” J.J. said while dialing her number. “This chick’s
got puh-notch-she, with a capital P!”
“That’s PANASHE, FOOL!” Thelma shouted, trying her best not to laugh
too hard at J.J.’s naïve attempt at pronouncing difficult words.
“It was good, but today was fillet fish Fridays, and the fish wasn’t so
filleted…” She innocently complained, bringing a smile out of her
mother.
“Yes, mama,” Penny hugged her mother one more time before walking
into Thelma’s room and closing the bedroom door shut. Hearing the
telephone ring, Thelma announced that she would get it and picked up
the receiver.
“Thelma, honey, what was it?” Willona got up and walked over to a
crying Thelma, as did J.J. who had a concerned look on her face.
“It’s ma!” Thelma sobbed, holding a hand over her mouth as tears
flowed from her eyes like a running faucet. “She’s…she’s…”
“Lord, no…Thelma…” Willona said, her voice full of worry. “Please let it
be that she’s all right.”
“Willona…she’s…she’s gone…”