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29 OCTOBER 2008 VOLUME 1, ISSUE 10

Major Accomplishement: GTA IV

Many hours of preparation gone to college online if the
have payed off. The soldiers internet did not suck, but play-
of MFO51 are finally able to ing the games provided the
claim their rewards. Hun- much needed distraction from
dreds of soldiers have fore- the day to day crap to keep him
gone classroom instruction from “killing himself and oth-
and online college credit to ers!!”
spend the much needed time While our command will not
advancing levels in a variety admit to official awards being
of PS3, X-Box, and PC presented for video game ex-
games. cellence, a quiet pride will suf-
Personal achievements have fice as we return to Fort Lewis
include mastery of Grand with a few days of fun left.
Theft Auto IV, Civilization Finishing strong with that
IV, Call of Duty I, II, III, and video game level you cannot
IV. Many other titles have quite “get” will be the differ-
also been mastered while ence between a successful de-
here. One gamer commented ployment and just another trip
on the fact that he would have to the desert!! Troopers Train For Spur Ride!
Newsletter Policies
Buckeye Soldiers Head To “Yakistan” to Test Themselves!! for Submission:
All material is to be submitted to the
According to a source deep within the
publisher no later than 24 hours before
ranks of the Ohio National Guard’s 1-
printing. This medium was designed
145th Armor, the troops are right now
for fun only. Any descriptions of
enjoying a pleasant stay in the armpit of events or news presented is fake and
the American Northwest. Our source does not reflect the views or orders of
claims that the Yakima weather is a bit the official people running our camp.
milder that when we were there. The Any similarity to actual events and
troops will be put through there paces at people is purely coincidental and shall
the ECP and OP’s. We are sure that the not be interpreted as truth. We accept
training will culminate in a ferocious fire- submissions for content from anyone
fight with some idiot is a white van taking on camp, preferably E-4 or below.
sniper shots at a check point or two and Submissions are accepted on a first
Who Misses YAKIMA? come-first served basis and there is no
then fleeing into the countryside to plan
guarantee of publication. All submis-
their next attack.
sions become the sole property of the
When our replacements return to Lewis editorial staff. 2008 NOTE: There was
they will be offered a four day pass to some difficulty with the previous MSN
enjoy the local sites and rest before the Email. Please resend all articles for
long trip to replace us. Pre-deployment submission to the new email address.
contact has been made by our training They will make the next issue. This
team and wounded warriors that have news medium accepts submissions
from
returned for more appropriate care. Our
staff has made contact with our replace-
ALL RANKS and ALL
ments as well. The future of the Toilet
Paper thru MFO 52 is assured! TROOPS!!

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TOILET PAPER PERSONALS “Nebraska”

Barracks
Dear WST Instructor: Billy Smith Requires
FOR President! Thorough
I lost my watch when you
flipped me on the craziest Cleaning?
piece of crap I ever saw
for training. Did you find
it and pawn it, or can I
ANOTHER GOLF OUTING have it back?

Jollyville Golf & Resort - Aircraft Trainer BS

MFO “Fun” Golf Competition
7th November 2008
“Whack N Hack” Format
Contact Alan Cartlidge
(X 4239) OR CSPCSM@MFO.COM
for Information and to re-
serve your spot today!!
$60 each covers golf, clubs,
cart, and bbq all day!!
Bus leaves SC at 9 am!
Who left the shaved sheep
chained to the fence at the
ACP?
If you do not remove it
soon, members of another
troop will claim it and
invite it to a party.
Here’s Lookin At You, Pig!
Favorite new cocktail
of the Month:
BEER!! Lots of IT!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Kegs, bottles, cans,
pitchers, and glasses
of it.
Flowing like a river
at Ft Lewis n Home!
The South Camp
PUB Crawl starts
today for Everyone!

Happy Soldier NEW Workout Regime for Troopers!

“Gasthaus”
Under New Four New Exercises From Miller To Blast Your Workout!
Management!
THE THE BEER RUN
TRICEP TWIST SQUAT

When taste is The Excitement

Imminent, Makes
Execution must Lifting
Be Perfect!! Easier!!

THE THE
CURL CELEBRATION
PRESS

Reps The Only Thing

May Left is to
Vary!! Exercise
Your
Tongue!!

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MFO 51’s Leaving Super-Mega MALL
Look and Feel Younger Now
People search the world over
for the secret to life and of
keeping a youthful glow. The
one product for sale here is
bathwater from a tub at a lo-
cal beach. Bottled and tested
in a lab in a small bedoiun
hut, 200 vials of this “magic”
water can be yours for only
8000 LE. Give the gift of lon-
gevity and youth to everyone!
Burn Barrel Excitement
One Each, “Hardly Used” Barrel
20 L.E. (Free lighter with purchase)
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MFO TOILET PAPER VOLUME 1, ISSUE 10
Editors Corner
MFO-ROOM DISCO-
RAVE KIT!!
Ever Wanted to Throw
a Rave in your very
own room? This
slightly used package
will outfit your room
with lasers, glow-sticks,
and all the flashy balls LETS GET OFF
you can handle!! Act THIS ROCK!!
now and get a free OP
Party Starter Kit!! As our time here winds
Invite the locals and get
to know your Bedouin LIKE NEW!
to a close we should be
thankful to the people
Neighbors!! Especially MFO Tower who helped us have such
up North!! Sleeping Sytem a memorable year in
15 LE O.B.O paradise. Make sure you
take the time to thank
250GB Portable HD everyone that will have
For the person who to stay behind as our
has been everywhere plane flies off into the
and done everything, sunset. As we leave let
here is a Hard Drive us remember the fun at
full of compromising the clubs, the movies and
pictures suitable for shows at the O’Duece,
remembering all the the food at the MDF, and
KEY TO FUN!!
fun you have had the long hours spent in
An unnamed source
while here. Photos the sun.
has a copy of a key for
and Movies can be I am sure no one will be
the training barracks.
edited with Photoshop able to forget the long
Perfect for a late-night
or other software to nights on ECP and in the
rendezvous with your
switch faces or people dreaded towers. The
lover, or just some
in pictures for extra haunting memory of that
alone time with a spe-
dramatic effect!! thing that grazed your
cial something?
leg under the water dur-
ing WST will also be
HAPPY SOCK with you. Ordering food
ADOPTION late night, the first day
we went to town in Old
SERVICE Sharm or Naama Bay,
Every RIP brings an- and the frustration and
other group of happy fun we all had on the
socks to an untimely MWR trips.
demise. Don’t let that While this forum was
happen this time. Sign fun to write, and at times
your sock up for the hard to get participation
Happy Sock Adoption with, it kept me sane and
Service. Don’t let your I hope you had fun with
sock wander the streets it. At Lewis there will be
alone and afraid. Let us a final issue in this vol-
help him find a loving ume, and electronic cop-
home to call his own for ies of all issues are al-
the next cycle. ways available for the
Call OPSOUTH NOW, asking. BE SAFE and I
Before it is too late!! will see you at SEATAC!