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10/5/2012 2
According to the Mishnah you shouldn't reach out to poor people on Shabbat #DafYomi
#DafChat 2a

הל ירק האצוה ימנ הסנכה So there's a reason you can't tell if you're coming or
going #DafYomi #DafChat 2b

Years back I suggested the sequel to the classic anime "Akira" should be called "Hanacha."
Eventually dropped the idea. #DafYomi #DafChat 2b

10/6/2012
#FunFact Most Talmud tractates begin with a discussion parsing/analyzing the text/syntax of the
first Mishnah. #DafYomi #DafChat 3a 2a-b

Source for "patur" meaning biblical exempt but rabbinicaly prohibited (as opposed to "mutar")
#DafYomi #DafChat 3a

If trapping a snake is permitted on Shabbat then what about trapping bees on #Sukkot?
#DafYomi #DafChat 3a

Artscroll adds helpful footnote explaining that Lifnei Iver is still a problem #DafYomi #DafChat 3a

If you need to violate Shabbat, do it with someone else. הואשעש םינש ,בייח האשעש דיחי
ןירוטפ #DafYomi #DafChat 3a

A body at rest tends to stay at rest, a hand however, does not rest. #DafYomi #DafChat 3a

Don't ask Rabbi's off topic questions so as not to embarass them/us Also see M. Avot 5:10
#DafYomi #DafChat 3b

The trick is to throw something into someone's basket as he's moving around. #DafYomi
#DafChat 3b

I can't resist: A person's hand is like a Karmalit which I guess does mean master of your
domain... #DafYomi #DafChat 3b

So it's possible the Sages fined someone by prohibiting them from avoiding violating a biblical
prohibition #irony #DafYomi #DafChat 3b

10/7/2012 4 Hoshana Rabba
If you're going to throw something on Shabbat between domains, throw it high. #DafYomi
#DafChat 4b

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If you throw object in public domain onto something amot away, dispute if hayav or patur but at
least you win the doll #DafYomi #DafChat 4b

Rabbi holds that tree branches are of the same status as the trunk. Why not hands to people?
#DafYomi #DafChat 4b

10/8/2012 5 Shemini Atzeret
The gemara on 5a is a real basket case. (Look, I'm tired, it's after a long chag). #DafYomi
#DafChat 5a

If a midget catches an object, it's as if it hit the ground. #DafYomi #DafChat 5a

Playing catch on Shabbat is less problematic if the thrower has a bad aim. #DafYomi #DafChat
5a

Bret Favre's first completion would seem to be rabinically prohibited on Shabbat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59ZLPZasEgo #DafYomi #DafChat 5a

Many thanks to @Judahe for pointing out Mr. Perfect's "teiku" scenario
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iK7vRYeY3U #DafYomi #DafChat 5a

Unclear if you can play catch with yourself from domain to domain on Shabbat #DafYomi
#DafChat 5a

So apparently it's prohibited to scroll down too far on Shabbat #DafYomi #DafChat 5b

Oil and wine don't mix - but dispute if they do mix halakhically #DafYomi #DafChat 5b

10/9/2012 6 Simchat Torah
If I ever made a video game about Shabbat I'd call it Q*Bit where an orange guy could only
carry short distances #DafYomi #DafChat 6a

Shabbat 6a contains important definitions of the 4 domains for Shabbat #DafYomi #DafChat

Behag cites 6b as source for a public domain needing 600k people (or Jews), an historical
impossibility for Rabbinic times #DafYomi #DafChat

10/10/2012 7
Warren Zevon's favorite domain was a Carmelita
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9L8jLPE84g #DafYomi #DafChat 7a

If a public area which is inconvenient to use is a Carmelit then I think we have the heter for the
NYC eruv #DafYomi #DafChat 7a
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The definitions of karmelit should be enough to demonstrate that 600k is not a req for a public
domain #DafYomi #DafChat 7a

10/11/2012 8
Did rabbis stand around with rulers measuring heights and distances to rule on death penalty?
What about instant replay #DafYomi #DafChat 8a

שימשת הימש אל קחדה ידי לע שימשת No means no. #DafYomi #DafChat 8a

תובש םושמ אוהש רבד לכ - תושמשה ןיב וילע ורזג אל Ìmportant dictum for psak #DafYomi #DafChat
8b

10/12/2012 9
When the Talmud says "םירמוא םירחא" I imagine a cult of Elisha Ben
Avuyah #DafYomi #DafChat 9a

I remember when New Square NY did in fact have a locked entrance, changed it when hatzalah
couldn't get in #DafYomi #DafChat 9a

So acc to the Mishna on 9b am I not allowed to take my shower before I run out to shul?
#DafYomi #DafChat

I love @KorenPublisher's pic of the Roman wavy haircut statue #DafYomi #DafChat 9b

In Babylon the meal begins when you loosen your belt #DafYomi #DafChat 9b

10/13/2012
In the time of the Talmud it was uncommon to get drunk in the afternoon. Would the law be diff
for happy hour? #DafYomi #DafChat 10a

One must wear a belt when one prays, fun academic discussion if waistband of pants count.
#DafYomi #DafChat 10a

Following R. Kahana should we remove our jackets when we pray? #DafYomi #DafChat 10a

I wonder what R. Kahana's criteria was for "peace in the world" #DafYomi DafChat 10a

דוחל הרות ןמזו ,דוחל הלפת ןמז Why you shouldn't learn during davening #DafYomi #DafChat 10a

Judging a true judgement is like partnering before God in creation, regardless of how long it
takes #DafYomi #DafChat 10a

Acc to Koren, cannibals would eat in the 1st hour of the day. Who knew the Reavers were frum
and punctual? #DafYomi #DafChat 10a #Firefly
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םינבה ןיב ונב םדא הנשי לא םלועל No playing favorites #DafYomi #DafChat 10b #parenting


One should live in a "new city" which has fewer sins. Fascinating implications for collective
historical punishment #DafYomi #DafChat 10b

10/14/2012
Sodom committed all their sins within 26 years. Washington DC can't even do corruption that
efficiently. #DafYomi #DafChat 11a

If a town doesn't have a synagogue higher than its houses it will be destroyed. We need a
minyan in Belfer Hall #DafYomi #DafChat 11a #YU

If you mistakenly build a house taller than a synagogue, you should bring a ןברק
הגגש #DafYomi #DafChat 11a

ירכנ תחת אלו לאעמשי תחת Surprisingly not said by R. Dimhi #DafYomi #DafChat 11a

ירכנ תחת אלו לאעמשי תחת Interesting that the children of Yishmael are not considered
"nochrim" #DafYomi #DafChat 11a

רבח תחת אלו ירכנ תחת Even the Talmud knew you shouldn't work for friends #DafYomi #DafChat
11a

םכח דימלת תחת אלו רבח תחת But it's even worse to work for rabbis. Who knew The Federation
existed the Talmud #DafYomi #DafChat 11a

באכ לכ - בל באכ אלו So very true - who knew Rava B Mechasya was a
romantic? #DafYomi #DafChat 11a

הער השא אלו - הער לכ Also true, and so much for Rava B. Mehasya's romanticism #DafYomi
#DafChat 11a

,תועירי םימשו ,םיסומלוק םימגאו ,ויד םימיה לכ ויהי םא :בר רמא אירוג רב אמח בר רמא איסחמ רב אבר רמאו
ןירלבל םדא ינב לכו - תושר לש הללח בותכל םיקיפסמ ןיא
But Robert Caro is trying his best #DafYomi #DafChat 11a

Not sure what Rava b Mehasya is saying regarding not writing enough abt gvt. Maybe they're
like monkeys at typewriters #DafYomi #DafChat 11a

R. Ashi's bad dream required a fast such that its meaning would not be re-vealed #DafYomi
#DafChat 11a

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ןתונמוא ןתרותש I thought Torah should not be one's vocation and shouldn't this apply to any
rabbi? #DafYomi #DafChat 11a

A zav shouldn't eat with a zava, even if married they're discharged from their obligations
#DafYomi #DafChat 11a

10/15/2012
Interesting implications in today's #DafYomi for someone who has a colostomy bag #DafChat
12a

Even the sages recognized the importance of checking your pockets before Shabbat #ProTip
#DafYomi #DafChat 12a

למג גרוה וליאכ תבשב הניכ גרוהה I guess this means we have to say more piyutim on
Shabbat #DafYomi #DafChat 12a

למג גרוה וליאכ תבשב הניכ גרוהה The same rules of life apply to all creatures great and
small #DafYomi #DafChat 12a

רנה רואל ןירוק ןיאו ןילופ ןיא Which I guess explains all those Polish jokes #DafYomi #DafChat 12a

Disappointed Koren doesn't discuss the attic of Hahanya B. Hizkiya B. Garon #DafYomi
#DafChat 12a

The people in Machoza couldn't distinguish between men's and old women's clothing #TMI
#DafYomi #DafChat 12a

תושרב ןילופ ןיא דובכה ינפמ םיברה So *that* explains the European heteirim on
eruv! #DafChat #DafYomi 12a

Shaking garments out in the public domain is a lousy way to treat passers by. #DafYomi
#DafChat 12a

Hillel and Shammai dispute if one can set up children for marriage on Shabbat. Unclear which
side is strict or lenient #DafYomi #DafChat 12a

אבל הבורק האופרו ,קועזלמ איה תבש The source for our prayer for the sick on
Shabbat #DafYomi #DafChat 12a

I love the frummy mi shebeirach song. Lyrics include קועזלמ איה תבש meaning Ì shouldn't be
singing this song #DafYomi #DafChat 12a

לארשי ילוח ךותב ונברעיש ךירצ ותיב ךותב הלוח ול שיש ימ Because you already know they're all
carriers #DafYomi #DafChat 12b
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Don't pray in Aramaic bec angels don't understand it and thus can't help out on their end
#DafYomi #DafChat 12b #TzarichIyun

God's presence cares for sick people. Powerful imagery for visiting the sick. #DafYomi
#DafChat 12b

B. Berachot 40b says you can pray in any language, B. Shabbat 12b says not to pray for needs
in Aramaic. Discuss. #DafYomi #DafChat

10/16/2012
Interesting educational models - schoolchildren actually worked and were *really* afraid of their
teachers #DafYomi #DafChat 13a cf Makkot 8

General rule is to avoid sinning w/another person need to have a noticeable change and mutual
mindfulness/awareness #DafYomi #DafChat 13a

Following Beit Hillel, it is prohibited to sleep next to one's menstruating wife, even if both
dressed. #DafYomi #DafChat 13a

דבלב תוירע יולג לש הברוק אלא הרות הרסא אל Thus if single women went to mikvah most actions
would be permitted #DafYomi #DafChat 13a #UWS

Ulla would kiss his sisters on their chests, and the Gemara's biggest problem is his intellectual
inconsistency. #DafYomi #DafChat 13a

Wearing a chastity belt does not negate the niddah contact prohibitions, even during sheva
nekiim #DafYomi #DafChat 13b

Ah, so *now* we get to Hananya's attic! #DafYomi #DafChat 13b

You'd think the Mishna would actually, you know, include/list the 18 things decreed #DafYomi
#DafChat 13b

#FunFact Hananya Ben Hizkiyah Ben Garon wrote Megilat Ta'anit #DafYomi #DafChat 13b

בותכל ונאב םאש ,השענ המ לבא ,תורצה תא ןיבבחמ ונא ףא - ןיקיפסמ ונא ןיא Spoken like a true
Jew #DafYomi #DafChat 13b

עגפנ הטוש ןיא Which means if you get hurt, you can't possibly be stupid or
crazy. #DafYomi #DafChat 13b
Hananya Ben Hiziya saved the book of Yechezkel from being censored for contradicting Torah
#DafYomi #DafChat 13b

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למזיאב שיגרמ יחבש תמה רשב ןיא Why zombies can't feel pain. #DafYomi #DafChat 13b

Y. Shabbat 1:4 2a lists diff 18 decrees where Shammi beat Hillel, called harder day on Israel
than the Golden Calf #DafYomi #DafChat 13b

Lesson of the attic vote - don't let extremists take over congress. Easier to legislate than to
overturn. #DafYomi #DafChat 13b

Come to think of it, does anyone only count 8 decrees not 18? #DafYomi #DafChat 13b

10/17/2012 14
Fascinating evolution of custom, once immersing in cave water became "established" people
made up their own rules #DafYomi#DafChat 14a

Only in a yeshiva could rabbis hock a ןיגול #DafYomi #DafChat 14a

#FunFact A Torah scroll imparts impurity though it does not become impure itself #DafYomi
#DafChat 14a cf B. Berachot 22a#onehandclapping

If there isn't a book called "The Naked Scroll" there really should be#DafYomi #DafChat 14b

#FunFact Shimon Ben Shetach instituted the Ketuva #DafYomi#Dafchat 14b

King Solomon instituted the eruv and a bat kol/heavenly voice declared it wise. #DafYomi
#DafChat 14b

10/18/2012
וושוה רחמלו ,וקלחנ םויב וב. Beit Hillel and Beit Shammai can resolve their differences and yet we
still have trouble. #DafYomi #DafChat 15a

תודמה ולידגהשמ Wait - so even in the time of the Talmud they had size inflation? Ì guess basis
for Hazon Ìsh #DafYomi #DafChat 15a

ובר ןושלב רמול םדא בייחש Puns from my father, profanity from R. Tendler, Ashkenazi bashing from
Haham Faur. #DafYomi #DafChat 15a

Hillel and Shammai rarely argued, but their indolent students argued so much it was as if
created 2 Torahs #DafYomi #DafChat 15a cf San 22a

10/19/2012 16
Got nothing on #DafYomi today, you'll have to go elsewhere for the daily dish #DafChat 16

10/21/2012 18
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TV on a timer could be like setting mill to grind 1. makes noise 2. not letting your tools "rest"
#DafYomi #Dafchat 18a

Except of course the TV doesn't actually *do* anything #DafYomi #DafChat 18a

Today's #DafYomi gives source for cooking on Shabbat and why some put tinfoil on their oven's
knobs #DafChat 18b

10/22/2012 19
I'm sure the anti-semites would love this gemara which seems to compare a non-Jew to a dog
re carrying on Shabbat #DafYomi #DafChat 19a

םימד ול ץצוק ןכ םא אלא ,תבש ברע ירכנ דיב תרגיא ןיחלשמ ןיא But what if your postal service is nearly
bankrupt? #DafYomi #DafChat 19a

תבשל םדוק םימי השלשמ תוחפ הניפסב ןיגילפמ ןיא You'd be surprised how often this question still
comes up today. #DafYomi #DafChat 19a #boating

Don't put a non-Jewish city under a siege fewer than 3 days before Shabbat. #Priorities
#DafYomi DafChat 19a

ןיעובצה ןמ רתוי ןסבכל םישק םינבלהש ונדמל םהירבדמ This is what you get when halakhah is
determined by men #DafYomi #DafChat 19a

#ProTip Don't pasken against the local rabbinic authority #DafYomi #DafChat 19b

10/23/2012 20
If Ben Drosai was a real person, I feel bad that he's mostly known for eating partially cooked
food. #RabbinicMobsters #DafYomi #DafChat 20a

I know we're supposed to say "hadran" but I'm glad to be moving on to chapter 2 of Shabbat
today 20b #DafYomi #DafChat

The Talmudic sages were so advanced they were already dealing with alternative fuels
#DafYomi #DafChat 20a-b

10/24/2012 21
Koren translates the Kikayon as "Castor" which gives me ideas for a R. Soloveitchikian
interpretation of Yonah #DafYomi #DafChat 21a

Old garments of priests were reused to make wicks. You'd think after Nadav & Avihu they'd
wear non-flammable clothing. #DafYomi #DafChat 21a

What you learn in youth is better remembered later on #DafYomi #DafChat 21b
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10/25/2012 22
Mezuzah goes on the right, Channukah candles on the left - makes sense for fire safety reasons
too #DafYomi #DafChat 22a

Interesing - Counting money by the light of the menorah will make you resent the mitzavah.
#DafYomi #DafChat 22a

Even tranferring flame is considered denigrating the channukah light despite the fact that orig
flame isn't diminished #DafYomi #DafChat 22a

So the miracle of the menorah in the desert was that oil which was supposed to last for one day
lasted for one day? #DafYomi #Dafchat 22b

Re: lighting of Channukah candles where purpose is publicizing the mitzvah we're concerned
w/outsider's perception #DafYomi #DafChat 22b

10/26/2012 23
הקילדמו הבכמ תבש יאצומל ,ולוכ םויה לכ תכלוהו תקלוד התיהש תיששע Ironic how you can't just let it
burn #DafYomi #DafChat 23a

סנה ותואב ויה ןה ףאש ,הכונח רנב תובייח םישנ #DafYomi #DafChat 23a

When R. Zeira was in yeshiva he would buy in to host's Channukah candles, after he got
married wife lit on his behalf. #DafYomi #DafChat 23a

R. Zeira's statement is after he married his wife "they" (יקילדמ) light in his house on his
behalf. #DafYomi #DafChat 23a

וידל ןיפי םינשעה לכ Even in the times of the Talmud they had flame wars. #DafYomi #DafChat 23a

ת אלמ :רמא איוא בר ?ונוצ ןכיהו ךדגיו ךיבא לאש :רמא הימחנ בר .רוס ... Thus you shouldn't say blessings
over mere customs #DafYomi #DafChat 23a

Acc to #DafYomi 23a you can't manipulate Pe'ah to benefit your poor relative, even if he is
worthy. Must have equal access #DafChat

The Talmud was concerned with idleness of poor people, implying 1. their time is valuable too 2.
they have work ethic #DafYomi #DafChat 23b

10/27/2012 24
Theory: The Sages' ambivalence regarding saying Al Hanissim for Hannukah is bec of attitude
towards Hasmoneans #DafYomi #DafChat 24a

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Very good of Koren to translate "ריכזמ" as "mention." My father would be
proud. #DafYomi #DafChat 24a

Very good of Koren to translate "ריכזמ" as "mention." My father would be
proud. #DafYomi #DafChat 24a

10/29/2012 26
And you thought your mother-in-law was bad... #DafYomi #DafChat 26a

People who gathered the Hilazon for Techeilet barely made a living. I wonder how they're doing
today? #DafYomi #DafChat 26a


10/30/2012 27
ותא םתיארו - הליל תוסכל טרפ This is why tzitzit is a time-bound positive commandment from which
women are exempt #DafYomi #DafChat 27b

11/1/2012 29
Since a broken vessel is considered "nolad" then it must be a creative act. Could have used that
argument as a kid #DafYomi #DafChat 29a

Important conceptual distinction in today's #DafYomi between the inevitable pseik reisha and
davar she'eino mitkaven #DafChat 29b

11/2/2012 30
Even in Talmudic times, Nevei Rabbis gave long-winded tangential sermons as answers to
simple question #DafYomi #DafChat 30a-b

Q: What biblical verse predicted Communist Russia? A: י ּ ד ְ רֹי לָ כ אלְו הָי ולְ לַ הְי םי ִ תּ מַ ה אל
הָ מוד #DafYomi #DafChat 30a

Today's #DafYomi includes the midrash of King David's death on Shabbat #Dafchat 30a-b

The sages wished to censor Ecclesiastes bec it contradicts itself. If only that could be applied to
politics #Dafyomi #DafChat 30b

God plays games with the righteous in the World to Come. Guessing it's considered ללוהמ bec
God knows the outcome. #DafChat #DafYomi 30b

ימקמ ,הברד אה יכ ןנבר יחדבו ,אתוחידבד אתלימ רמא ןנברל והל חתפד Ì've got the 1st part, working on
the second #Dafyomi #DafChat 30b

And you may tell yourself, "this is not my beautiful wife." #DafYomi #DafChat 30b

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עקפו התש ?ןיי לש סוכ התשתש ךנוצר :היל רמא .ינב ךינבו יתשא ךתשא :היל רמא ,יברד הימקל אתאד אוההד אה יכ.

ב:ל תבש ילבב דומלת
הרוש הניכש ןיאש ךדמלל .הוצמ לש הניאש החמש וז - השע הז המ החמשלו ,הוצמ לש החמש - החמשה תא ינא יתחבשו
אלא ,םילטב םירבד ךותמ אלו החיש ךותמ אלו שאר תולק ךותמ אלו קוחש ךותמ אלו תולצע ךותמ אלו תובצע ךותמ אל
הוצמ לש החמש רבד ךותמ


11/3/2012
FYI if anyone wants to bet on getting me angry, let me know in advance and we'll split the take
50/50 #DafYomi #DafChat 31a

Hillel converted someone who didn't accept the Oral Law #DafYomi #DafChat 31a

The one who converted to become High Priest continued learning, proving conversion is a start,
not an end of a journey #DafYomi #DafChat 31a

הניכשה יפנכ תחת ונברק ללה לש ותונתוונע ,םלועה ןמ ונדרוטל השקב יאמש לש ותונדפק. Mussar for the
Rabbanut, and the RCA #DafYomi #DafChat 31a

Faith = agriculture, where one needs faith that crops will grow #DafYomi #DafChat 31a

Strength = Women for reasons explained best by Shaggy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOK-pI4B1JA #DafYomi #DafChat 31a

Salvation = Damages - that we may be saved from being injured #DafYomi #DafChat 30a

Wisdom = sacrifices because you need to be wise to understand them #DafYomi #DafChat 31a

Fear of Heaven > most practices, which is why if I get asked if I engaged in procreation I have a
good excuse. #DafYomi #DafChat 31a

Anyone else think it's harsh that women die in childbirth for not lighting Shabbat candles?
#DafYomi #DafChat 31b

My pshat on Hillel's response to the standing on 1 foot convert - he was giving mussar that
religion is not about you. #DafYomi #DafChat 31

11/4/2012 32
Women are judged in childbirth, men are judged when they pass over a bridge. #DafYomi
#DafChat 32a

םכתמשנ לטונ ינירה - ואל םאו ,בטומ - םתוא םימייקמ םתא םא Wow, harsh. #DafYomi #DafChat 32a
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א:בל תבש ילבב דומלת

סנ ול ןישועש רמול הנכס םוקמב םדא דומעי לא םלועל - סנ ול ןישוע םאו .סנ ול ןישוע ןיא אמש - ול ןיכנמ
ויתויכזמ.

רמול הנכס םוקמב םדא דומעי לא םלועל סנ ול ןישועש - סנ ול ןישוע םאו .סנ ול ןישוע ןיא אמש - ול ןיכנמ
ויתויכזמ. #DafYomi #DafChat 32a

A person shouldn't stay in place of danger and expect miracles. Even if one happens, cost
against his merits. #DafYomi #DafChat 32a #Sandy

חר םדא שקבי םלועל הלחי םאש ,הלחי אלש םימ - רטפהו תוכז אבה :ול םירמוא . Even spiritual preventative
medicine is cheaper. #DafYomi #DafChat 32a

It seems every good God bestows comes with a cost; OTOH in the end even one defender can
save you #Dafyomi #DafChat 32a

Why is calling an Aron Kodesh a wooden box a capital offense? #DafYomi #Dafchat 32a

The Conservative synagogue in Springfield NJ is called "Beth Am" #Irony #DafYomi #DafChat
32a

ץראה ימעל ורסמנו הרות יפוג ןה ןה תורשעמו תומורת שדקה תוכלה. Powerful statement -
thoughts/interpretations? #DafYomi #DafChat 32a-b

םינטק ןהשכ םיתמ םינב םירדנ ןועב...םדא לש השא התמ םירדנ ןועב Vicarious atonement or does
family=property? #DafYomi #DafChat 32b

םידבע תואמ הנומשו םיפלא ינש ול ןישמשמו הכוז תיציצב ריהזה לכ Tzizit leads to
slavery #DafYomi #Dafchat 32b

Today's #DafYomi connects several sins to certain punishments. No mention of hurricanes yet.
#DafYomi #Dafchat 32

I guess all those "Beth Am's" synagogues should really call themselves Beth Amei Ha'aretz.
#AmIRight? #DafYomi #DafChat 32
11/5/2012 33
Rava criticized the wealthy yet indolent people of Machoza who only cared about themselves
nothing of the poor #DafYomi #DafChat 33a

Punishment for Bittul Torah is eating w/o being satisfied, which makes you question obese
Rabbis and Yeshiva students #DafYomi #DafChat 33a

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Acc to Koren's vocalization, it's bec of murder that the Temple *is* destroyed in present not
*was* destroyed in past. #DafYomi #DafChat 33a

Explain "exile comes to the world" - if we don't keep Yovel we go to the moon? #DafYomi
#DafChat 33a

If you use vulgar speech the youth of Israel's enemies die. @#$* Yeah! #DafYomi #DafChat
33a

הפוחל הסנכנ המל הלכ ןיעדוי לכה I've been told many, many husbands would
disagree #DafYomi #DafChat 33a

ויפ תא לבנמה לכ - םנהיג ול ןיקימעמ God Damn Ìt! Oh wait.... #DafYomi #DafChat 33a

הריבעל ומצע קרממה לכ - וב ןיאצוי ןיעצפו תורובח Proof the Habura movement is evil, poss
massochistic #DafYomi #DafChat 33a

ןפכ יחיפנמ רדק יליטק ישיפנ Well, that's a relief. #DafYomi #DafChat 33a

םנח תאנשל ןמיס - ןוקרי The punishment for baseless hatred is that you literally become green with
envy. #DafYomi #DafChat 33a

Women are punished with Askara for distracting husbands from Torah children are punished for
distracting their fathers #DafYomi #DafChat 33b

Righteous people are taken for the sins of the generation, where there are no righteous
schoolchildren are taken #DafYomi #DafChat 33b

What did the Romans ever do for us? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExWfh6sGyso
#DafYomi #DafChat 33b

R. Shimon bar Yochai's story about the cave is nothing like Plato's #DafYomi #DafChat 33b

11/6/2012 34
In gratitude for having miracle done for him R. Shimon Bar Yochai "fixed" social infrastructure
for others #DafYomi #Dafchat 34b #TikkunOlam

ןכש לכ אל םימכח ידימלת ,וז תא וז תוסכרפמ תונוז? And Ì thought sages were "hoary" not
"whorey" #DafYomi #DafChat 34a

Anyone else notice the inherent sigma of calling him " ב הדוהי םירג ן " or is this
another #RabbinicMobName? #DafYomi #DafChat 34a

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R. Shimon Bar Yochai and R. Elazar truly prerfected the "stare of death" #DafYomi #DafChat
33-34

הכשח םע תבש ברע ותיב ךותב רמול םדא ךירצ םירבד השלש Out of curiosity does anyone actually
*say* these things? #DafYomi #DafChat 34a

#ProTip When rushing for Shabbat, speak calmly so that people will be more likely to listen to
you #DafYomi #DafChat 34a

I'm not sure what good the Talmudic mnemonics are considering I need the Koren to explain the
references #DafYomi #DafChat 34a

אלוקל ןנברד אקפסו ,אוה אקפס תושמשה ןיב #Truth #DafYomi #DafChat 34a

הכשחשמ לבה ףיסומ וניאש רבדב ןינמוט ןיא But according to Kohelet isn't everything Hevel? And how
do you add to "hevel"? #DafYomi #DafChat 34b

For the record, this is one of the few times I will ever care about Twighlight #DafYomi #DafChat
34b

While we're talking about the time it takes to walk a mil, has anyone heard of Rabbeinu Tam
matzot? #DafYomi #DafChat 34b

11/7/2012 35
They used to sound 6 blasts to announce to people that Shabbat was coming. Today we're
down to one #DafYomi #DafChat 35b

I can just imagine a pre-Shabbat shofar blast being ignore bec someone thought it wasn't a
kosher tekia #DafYomi #DafChat 35b

11/9/2012 37

Recent #DafYomi discuss covering up heat source for heating food on Shabbat, what today we
call a "blech" (doesn't translate) #DafChat 37a

11/13/2012 41
םלועל לובמ איבמ וליאכ ןיתשמו המאב זחואה לכ! Ì think we found the real reason for Hurricane
Sandy #DafYomi #DafChat 41a

Soldiers in a city during wartime don't forbid open wine bec no time to use for idolatry. So much
4 athiests/foxholes. #DafYomi #DafChat 41a

השעב רבוע לארשי ץראל לבבמ הלועה לכ Why Persian Jews shouldn't move to
Ìsrael #DafYomi #DafChat 41a #NitureiKarta
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11/15/2012 43
If you need to move a corpse on Shabbat you can place a baby on it and then move them
together. #Parenting #DafYomi #DafChat 43b

10/18/2012 46


11/19/2012/ 47
Clothing for poor people is not considered clothing for wealthy people - just like High School.
#DafYomi #DafChat 47a

Principle of יער לש ףרג - removing repugnant material is the reason we can clear the Shabbat
table & throw out diapers #DafYomi #DafChat 47a

The past two days of #DafYomi on assembling beds and candelabras demonstrate they had
their own version of @IKEA #DafChat 47a

According the gemara sparks have no substance - so much for the "pintle yid" #DafYomi
#DafChat 47b

11/20/2012
תיב חתופה תאטח בייח תבשב ראוצה I wonder if this also applies to neckties and if a full windsor is a
ןמוא השעמ #DafYomi #DafChat 48a

Opening wine barrel is permitted bec not creating a new vessel, heter should apply to soda
bottles (except maybe ערוק) #DafYomi #DafChat 48b

If תוחתפמ לש תלשלש attached to clothing is considered attached garment, should be fine for
carrying but not to remove #DafYomi #DafChat 48b

11/21/2012
One must be as clean as Elisha "man of wings" when wearing tefillin, which means you can't
"break wind" #DafYomi #DafChat 49a

The question Ì have is did Elisha‟s tefillin turn into a Rashi or Rabeinu Tam dove? #DafYomi
#DafChat 49a

הילע תוניגמ היפנכ הנוי המ - ןהילע תוניגמ תוצמ לארשי ףא . #DafYomi #DafChat 49a

Loving Abaye for busting out the Sefer Torah to count the number of times "הכאלמ" is written in
the Torah #DafYomi #DafChat 39b

It's ok to speak up on your first day of class #DafYomi #DafChat 39b
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11/22/2012 50
R. Zeiri didn't know if R. Hanina B. Akiva went to a mourner's house or party. Maybe dude was
Goth? Ecc. 7:2,4 #DafYomi #DafChat 50a

תפב וכרוצ לכ םדא השוע Ì don't even want to know. #DafYomi #DafChat 50b

ונוק ליבשב םוי לכב וילגרו וידי וינפ םדא ץחור Personal hygiene is not vanity, it's taking care of a Divine
creation #DafYomi #DafChat 50b

11/23/2012 51
R. Ami felt an "important person" should hold himself to a stricter standard if his actions could
confuse others #DafYomi #DafChat 51a

You can't crush snow in order to drink it, but it seems you *can* pelt your friends
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i5195VBisQ #DafYomi #DafChat 51b

האצוי הניא המבו האצוי המהב המב? Animal fashion is really strange, not sure what they're
into... #DafYomi #DafChat 51b

Koren explains a Libyan donkey can go out on Shabbat w/an iron halter. #RabbinicFashion
#AnimalTznius #DafYomi #DafChat 51b

If you're behind in #DafYomi you'll catch up in a little bit #DafChat 50b

Rabbinic road rage! #DafYomi #DafChat 51b

11/25/2012
A horse can't go out w/a fox's tail on Shabbat. I guess the prohibition of cross dressing applies
to animals #DafYomi #DafChat 53a

Koren explains the fox tail is a talisman to ward off the evil eye, so carrying on shabbat is worse
than avoda zara #DafYomi #Dafchat 53a

Plenty of comments on the amulets, will wait until we get to it in later chapter #DafYomi
#DafChat 53b

The gemara thinks "amulet" got confused with "horseshoe" proving they never ate Lucky
Charms #DafYomi #DafChat 53b

Apparently it's pleasurable to put on oil and scrape it off - did Chazal have 50 Shades of Grey?
#DafYomi #DafChat 53b

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Gemara says that animals don't stand in water to cool off, proving they never watched Animal
Planet or read Nat Geo #DafYomi #DafChat 53b

If a zav can't go out on Shabbat w/his "pouch" would this prohibition apply to a colostomy bag?
#DafYomi #DafChat 53b

Man's wife died, couldn't afford wet nurse, so he grew breasts and nursed the baby himself
#DafYomi #DafChat 53b

Dispute between R. Yosef and Abaye if God miraculously altering nature for someone is a sign
of greatness or dishonor #DafYomi #DafChat 53b

תישארב ירדס וילע ונתשנש םדא לש ויתונוזמ םישק המכ הארו אב הדוהי בר רמא Earning a living is that
difficult #DafYomi #DafChat 53b #whatrabbisdo

ינוזמ ורבא אלו אסינ שיחרתמד ,עדת :ןמחנ בר רמא God's miracles are not always
overt/explicit #DafYomi #DafChat 53b

R. Nachman's statement on miracles addresses theological question of why God doesn't heal
amputees #DafYomi #DafChat 53b

Speaking of which, man didn't realize his woman was missing a limb due to her disarming
beauty #DafYomi #DafChat 53b

Even women don't get credit for modesty, husband gets praised for overlooking/ignoring
"defect" #Dafyomi #Dafchat 53b

11/25/2012
אגניחל ליזאד ןאמכ יזחימד םושמ Does anyone today take their camels to the fair? What if it's on a
Wednesday? #DafYomi #DafChat 54a #HumpDay

ןניעמשאל אתא השעמל הכלה לאומש Shmuel distinguishes between strict law and "practical"
law #DafYomi #DafChat 54a

אמעט יאמ - ןרמאדכ The Talmudic equivalent of RTFM #DafYomi #DafChat 54b

ןתנוי יבר לייעמו ןנחוי יבר יפולח אגוז יאה יכ לכ ,דעומ רדסד הילוכב Whoops. #DafYomi #DafChat 54b

11/27/2012 55
Not protesting evil done in your jurisdiction makes you complicit enough to be punished for it
#DafYomi #DafChat 55a

ילבקמ אלד בג לע ףא - רמ והניחכול Sometimes you have to protest even knowing they won't
listen #DafYomi #DafChat 55a
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So I guess this is where @uriltzedek got its name/idea for the "Tav HaYosher" #DafChat
#DafYomi 55a

אוה ךורב שודקה ינפל ןידה תדמ הרמא So God's attribute of judgement is actually a distinct entity
which can argue? #DafYomi #DafChat 55a

הלכמו רבשמו ,תיחשמו ,המיחו ,ףא ,ףצק :אדסח בר רמא ?םישנא השש והנינ ןאמו. Six stages of God's
anger #DafYomi #DafChat 55a

ןוע אלב ןירוסי ןיאו אטח אלב התימ ןיא AFAIK this is the only theological statement definitively
rejected w/a אתבוית #DafYomi #DafChat 55a-b

אטח ןבואר רמואה לכ - העוט אלא וניא And only if the words don't mean what they
say #DafYomi #DafChat 55b cf M. Megillah 4:10

ויבא לש תחאו הניכש לש תחא ,לבלב תועצמ יתש So *that's* how you have an immaculate
conception! #DafYomi #DafChat 55b

ואטח ילע ינב רמואה לכ - העוט אלא וניא Why bother protecting them? Ì Sam 2:12-36 is pretty explicit
they sinned. #DafYomi #DafChat 55b

11/28/2012 56
Just because you don't follow exactly in your father's path does not make make you a "sinner"
#DafYomi #DafChat 56a

Of course "טָ פ ְ שִ מ וטַיַו דַ חֹש וחְ קִיַו" doesn't speak well of the sons of Samuel #Dafyomi #DafChat
56a

I'm still not understanding the Hazal's need to revise the Biblical text ensuring bad people
weren't actually sinners #DafYomi #Dafchat 56a

העוט אלא וניא אטח דוד רמואה לכ So I guess David was mistaken when he said "ה'ל יתאטח" ÌÌ Sam
12:13 or wrote Ps 51 #DafYomi #DafChat 56a
Funny how the progressive innovation of "David's get" is used to whitewash an abuse of power
#DafYomi #DafChat 56a

#FunFact! If you're a traitor against the throne the king can sleep with your wife #DafYomi
#DafChat 56a

Following the exegetical trend of today's #DafYomi, God didn't take the Jews out of Egypt, he
only *wanted* to #DafChat 56a-b

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If you don't protest evil you're not only held liable but it is as if you were actively complicit
#DafYomi #DafChat 56b

11/29/2012 57
האצוי הניא המבו האצוי השא המב? Before or after Labor/Memorial day? #DafYomi #DafChat 57a
#fashion

♫ Tie a yellow ribbon „round your neck or hair / but not on Shabbat / then you must beware / ♫
#DafYomi #DafChat 57a

Soncino translates ”תונבה ישארבש תועוצרה” as “fillet round maidens' heads,” which would make
them rolly polly fish heads. #DafYomi #DafChat 57a

הל אחינד רשב תלעבכ הארתש - Fat bottomed girls make the rabbinic world go „round #DafYomi
#DafChat 57b

Who knew rabbis could know so much about women‟s #fashion trends? #DafYomi #DafChat
57b

אדבעד אלבכ יא - See? We even have halakhot for female Star Wars cosplayers #DafYomi
#DafChat 57b

11/30/2012 58
So the slave really is considered like property - they have their own “seal” to identify their
master, not unlike an animal #DafYomi #DafChat 58a

Don‟t all objects produce sound when you throw them on the floor? #DafYomi #Dafchat 58b


12/1/2012 59
R. Akiva made for his wife a "Jerusalem of Gold" ornament #Awwww #DafYomi #DafChat 59a-b

בהז לש ריעב השא אצת אל Ìt's so hard to pick up women in Eldorado #DafYomi #Dafchat 59b

איוחמו אפלשמ אל הבושח השאו I wonder if this holds true on the UWS or UES #DafYomi #Dafchat
59b

12/2/2012 60
You can't go out on Shabbat wearing one sandal because of stupid paranoid people in a cave
#DafYomi #DafChat 60a

#FunFact! It's permitted to go out on Shabbat wearing cleats. Still no word on Crocs though
#DafYomi #DafChat 60b

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If spiked shoes on Shabbat are such a problem how can women be allowed to wear heels?
#DafYomi #DafChat 60b

12/3/2012 61
דיבע רעצ םושל לדנס. Another source for high heels in the Talmud#Dafyomi #DafChat 61a

דיפק אלד אנהכ ברל אניזח ,ישא בר רמא R. Kahana didn't care about how he put on his
shoes #DafYomi #Dafchat 61a

Today's #DafYomi reads like an ancient rabbinic version of the hokey pokey. That's what it's all
about. #DafChat 61a

שלשו ,הנשו ,אפירש לכ ?החמומ עימק והזיא The Rabbinic scientific method: reproducible results 3
times. #DafYomi #DafChat 61a

If the amulet works on Shabbat why is it not prohibited because of healing? #DafYomi #DafChat
61a

#FunFact! Even though healing amulets have mystical writing, they are not inherently sacred.
#DafYomi #DafChat 61b

12/4/2012 62
Many details of Tefillin are halakhah lemoshe misinai #DafYomi #DafChat 62a

Looks like most forms of LARPing are also assur on Shabbat #DafYomi #Dafchat 62a

שיאב ןהיפוליחו :אלוע רמא Meaning a needle can go out with a man? Gotta love Bizzaro syntactical
ambiguities #DafYomi #DafChat 62a

כרדש ןיקשב תאצל םיעורה לש ן Shepards used to get their clothing at Sacks #DafYomi #DafChat
62a

ןה ןמצע ינפב םע םישנ Truer words were never spoken #DafYomi #DafChat 62a
גוז גוז ןסינכמ ןיליפת אצומה You mean they had "tefillin dates" in the times of the
gemara? #DafYomi #DafChat 62a

Well there's a surprise - R. Meir holds women are obligated in Tefillin bec no exemption for night
or Shabbat #DafYomi #DafChat 62a

איה די רחאלכ האצוה Doesn't wearing tefillin *always* constitute carrying them
backhandedly? #DafYomi #DafChat 62a

ןניקסע תירבזג השאב So much for women not being able to hold positions of
power/authority #DafYomi #Dafchat 62a
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החמש היב תילו גונעת היב תיאד ידימ לבא - ןנבר ורזג אל Fascinating that pleasure !=
joy. #DafYomi #DafChat 62b

ינב ולא ןיחירסמו ,הז םע הז ןהיתושנ ןיפילחמו ,וזב וז ןהיתוטמ ןיקבודו ,הז םע הז םיתושו םילכוא ויהש םדא
ןהלש וניאש ערז תבכשב םתוסרע.
"These are the people who ate and drank together, moved their beds together, and swapped
wives." So it's a Tradition! #DafYomi #DafChat 62b

3 things cause poverty: urinating before your bed while naked, demeaning washing hands, and
a wife cursing you in front of you #DafYomi 62b

Meaning if a husband can afford to buy his wife jewelry but doesn't and she curses him, then he
becomes poor #DafYomi #DafChat 62b #Alimony

The people of Jerusalem were arrogant in that they spoke in double entendres. #TWSS
#DafYomi #DafChat 62b

12/5/2012 63
Brilliant idea! Use cinnamon logs for fuel! #DafYomi #DafChat 63a

If you hit someone with your club, offer a mea kulpa #DafYomi #DafChat 63a

Weapons in peacetime are just as useful as candles in the afternoon #DafYomi #Dafchat 63a

Dispute re: the Messianic Era. Acc to Shmuel there will still be wars and poverty #DafYomi
#DafChat 63a

Not even the prophets saw the world to come, which means no one can definitively assert what
it is #DafYomi #DafChat 63a

וטושפ ידימ אצוי ארקמ ןיא #DafYomi #DafChat 63a

R. Kahana learned the entire Talmud by the time he turned 18, but it seems there was less of it
back then #DafYomi #DafChat 63a

How else could R. Kahana have learned the entire Talmud if he's in it? Is this some #SciFi
causality thing? #DafYomi #DafChat 63a

Scholars who argue Jewish Law for the sake of heaven sharpen each other's intellect #DafYomi
#DafChat 63a

Where there are length of days there are automatically riches. Where there are riches there are
not length of days #DafYomi #DafChat 63a
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האשע אלו סנאנו ,הוצמ תושעל בשיח וליפא - האשע וליאכ בותכה וילע הלעמ #DafYomi #DafChat 63a

Scholars who listen to each other welcome the Divine Presence. Scholars who argue w/o
listening chase it away #DafYomi #DafChat 63a

ןלוכמ רתוי סיכב ליטמו ,הקדצ השועה ןמ רתוי הולמה לודג. Real
Jewish #SocialJustice #DafYomi #DafChat 63a

אוה שחנכ רטונו םקונ םכח דימלת םא - ךינתמ לע והירגח Ì actually know people like
this #DafYomi #DafChat 63a

ותיב ךותב ער בלכ לדגמה לכ - ותיב ךותמ דסח ענומ Only raise good dogs #DafYomi #DafChat 63a

Barking dogs cause miscarriages #DafYomi #DafChat 63b

First we saw women going out in slave gear and today it's about ankle chains. Egypt wasn't the
only house of bondage #DafYomi #DafChat 63b

12/6/2012 64
הורעה ןמ םהיניע ונזש Nice pun there in the Talmud. #DafYomi #DafChat 64b

רצחל תירכנ האפבו Wigs are only permitted to be worn on Shabbat in a private courtyard, thus
many women violate Shabbat #DafYomi #DafChat 64b

ןיעה תיארמ ינפמ םימכח ורסאש םוקמ לכ - רוסא םירדח ירדחב וליפא Bec it's a decree the reason for it
doesn't matter #DafYomi #DafChat 64b

12/7/2012 65
םעה דגנכ אל לבא ,המחב ןחטוש This only applies on Shabbat, otherwise Jerusalem would have
problems #DafYomi #DafChat 65a

הלדנסב הל רושקש אוהו :לאקזחי רב ימר ינת .הלדנסבש ךומבו Does this apply to Dr. Schols
insoles? #DafYomi #DafChat 65a

היב אינגימד ידימ לכד והל אריבס והלוכ - ייוחאל איתא אל Ì guess some women can't go out w/their
husbands on Shabbat #DafYomi #DafChat 65a

וזב וז תוללוסמה םישנ :אנוה בר רמאד ,אנוה ברל היל עייסמ אמיל ,ידדה יבג ןאינג והל קיבש אל - תולוספ
הנוהכל #DafYomi #DafChat 65a-b

Today's #DafYomi discouraged non-married people from sleeping together, even when
permitted, let people get used to it #DafChat 65

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12/8/2012
There's a dispute if a wooden leg has the legal status of a shoe to be worn in public on
Shabbat #DafChat #DafYomi 66a #DejectedArrrrrrrrr

#ProTip: Honest Rabbis admit when they don't know something #DafYomi #DafChat 66a

Wow, there were actually Rabbis who forbade amputees going out on Shabbat with prostheses
#DafYomi #DafChat 66a

Seven knots protect against sorcery. I fail to see the difference. #DafYomi #DafChat 66b

Little boys miss their dad so dad ties a shoelace on their arm. #DafYomi #DafChat 66b
#parenting

I wonder if Vicks Vapo-Rub would be permitted on Shabbat #DafYomi #DafChat 66b
#BigBangTheory

תבשב קנחל רתומ Why you little.... #DafYomi #DafChat 66b #parenting

יניינמ לכ - אמיאד אמשב Why we use the mother's name for a Mi Shebeirach #DafYomi #DafChat
66b

12/9/2012
Not satisfied by the Rishonim's explanations/apologetics for how today's #DafYomi is not like
being הכמה לע שחול #DafChat 67a

There's a demon of the bathroom? #DafYomi #DafChat 67a

Acc to R. Meir you can wear a fox tooth on Shabbat. No word on wearing houndstooth though.
#DafYomi #DafChat 67a

R. Meir permits going out w/a nail from the crucified for healing purpose, rabbis disagree bec
darkei emori. Ya think? #DafYomi #DafChat 67a

האופר םושמ וב שיש רבד לכ :והייורת ירמאד אברו ייבא - ירומאה יכרד םושמ וב ןיא . Knock on
wood #DafYomi #DafChat 67a

People would paint dying trees so that people would be able to pray for mercy for it. #DafYomi
#DafChat 67a #RabbinicHippies

If you have a fish bone stuck in your throat how are you supposed to say any incantation?
#DafYomi #DafChat 67a

12/10/2012 68
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מ םירכנה ןיבל רייגתנש רגו ,םירכנה ןיבל הבשנש קוניתב ןיתינת Difficult idiom for a convert who doesn't
know about Shabbat #DafYomi #DafChat 68a

החכשו תבש לש הרקיע עדוי היהש ימ Question to consider: How does one forget the "essence of
Shabbat?" #DafYomi #DafChat 68a

12/11/2012
How great of a name is "Munbaz"? #DafYomi #DafChat 68-69

תבש יתמיא עדוי וניאו ,רבדמב )וא ךרדב( ךלהמ היה - דחא םוי רמשמו םימי השש הנומ #DafYomi #DafChat
69b

12/12/12 70
תמוי יאמו - ןוממב תמוי A form of indulgence? #DafYomi #DafChat 70a

12/13/2012
הניחט תררוג הניחטו And what about hummus? @benjilovitt ? #DafYomi #DafChat 71a @

12/15/2012 73
תחא רסח םיעברא תוכאלמ תובא Now here comes the good part... #DafYomi #DafChat 73a

12/17/2012 75
הב ןיערוק אנרד הב לפנש העירי ןכש התוא ןירפותו Sometimes it's easier to fix a big problem than a
small one #DafYomi #DafChat 75a

שוגמה ןמ דחא רבד דמולהו - התימ בייח Does this refer to both R. Aharon and R.
Amital? #DafYomi #DafChat 75a

תושעל דמלת אל - תורוהלו ןיבהל דמל התא לבא There is no problem understanding sorcery cf B. San
17a #DafYomi #DafChat 75a

בשוח וניאו תולזמו תופוקתב בשחל עדויה לכ - וידי השעמו וטיבי אל 'ה לעפ תאו +ה והיעשי+ רמוא בותכה וילע
ואר אל #DafYomi #DafChat 75a

Trapping a Hilazon is like a psik reisha because you know in the end it will dye. #DafYomi
#DafChat 75a

המשנ תליטנ םושמ :רמא לאומשו ,עבוצ םושמ :רמא בר See! Ì was mechavein to the gemara! Dye vs.
Die! #DafYomi #DafChat 75a #Dyeeinu

Apparently in Rabbinic times they also used to salt snails #DafYomi #DafChat 75b

תבשב ואיצוהו ,והומכ ןיעינצמו ,עינצהל רשכה לכ - וילע תאטח בייח Why women shouldn't leave the
house on Shabbat #DafYomi #DafChat 75b
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הדנ םד יקופאל :רמא אפפ בר ?יאמ יקופאל עינצהל רשכה לכ Once again, Ì wasn't too far off. Also,
ew. #DafYomi #DafChat 75b

12/19/2012 77
הלטבל דחא רבד ארב אל ומלועב אוה ךורב שודקה ארבש המ לכ #DafYomi #DafChat 77b

R. Zeira's questions remind me of an inquisitve 5 year old #DafYomi #DafChat 77b


12/20/2012 78
The amt for which one is liable for carrying eye shadow is enough to color one eye, but there is
the Kardashian Kula #DafYomi #DafChat 78b

12/21/2012 79
A receipt for a paid debt is useful when applying for a second loan as it proves he is reliable. Or
a Lannister. #DafYomi #DafChat 79a #GoT

12/22/2012
ךלהמ אוהשכ ןבתכו ,תויתוא יתש איצוה :אבר רמא - בייח Proof it's assur to text on
Shabbat #DafYomi #DafChat 80a

תחא ןיע תולחוכ תועונצ ןכש Modest women only use eye shadow for one eye #DafYomi #DafChat
80a

12/23/2012
תיבל סינכהל רתומ תולזרוקמ םינבא שולש אסכה What about seashells? #DafYomi #DafChat
81a #DemolitionMan

?גגל וירחא םתולעהל והמ - הרותבש השעת אל תא החודש תוירבה דובכ לודג :היל רמא #DafYomi #DafChat
81b

12/24/2012 82
#ProTip Don't sit next to a witch on a boat. Also witchcraft works #DafYomi #DafChat 82a

One shouldn't study with a teacher who is preoccupied in the mundane, but much of the
"mundane" can actually be sacred #DafYomi #DafChat 82a

It's actually a Talmudic principle that one should not defecate where one eats. #WhoKnew?
#DafYomi #DafChat 82a

Finished the 7th chapter of Shabbat, yet another chapter on bathroom etiquette, and boy am I
ever wiped. #DafYomi #DafChat 82a

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הדנכ אשמב האמטמש הרז הדובעל ןיינמ And Ì thought there was going to be a Rachel reference cf
Gen 31:35 #DafYomi #DafChat 82a

This might be a silly question, but how common was it for people to carry idols? #DafYomi
#DafChat 82b

12/25/2012 83
#DafYomi today discusses reassembling idols. I wonder if we need to start Hilkhot Voltron
#DafChat 83a-b

התימ תעשב וליפאו הרות ירבדמו שרדמה תיבמ ומצע תא םדא ענמי לא םלועל#DafYomi #DafChat 83b

להאב תומי יכ םדא הרותה תאז רמאנש ,הילע ומצע תיממש ימב אלא ןימייקתמ הרות ירבד ןיא #DafYomi
#DafChat 83b

12/27/2012
אל םינושאר ולבגש לובג גיסת Why you shouldn't mess with Medieval scholars #DafYomi #DafChat
85a

The Biblical prohibition of "hasagat gevul" only regards encroaching on a neighbor's property
not business competition #DafYomi #DafChat 85a

Jewish agricultural law forbids farmers from cutting corners #DafYomi #DafChat 85a-b

12/28/2012
"יתרבד רתסב שארמ אל" Authentic Torah is publicly given/received. #DafYomi #DafChat 86b

והמ תירכנ יעמב לארשי לש ערז תבכש? Shouldn't there be bigger problems? #DafYomi #DafChat
86b

#DafYomi today includes debate on what day Torah was given. For mroe, see "Does Matan
Torah Really Matter" http://joshyuter.com/2005/06/17/judaism/jewish-thought-theology-
machshava/does-matan-torah-really-matter/ #DafChat 86b

12/29/2012 87
It seems from the #DafYomi that Moshe might not have included himself in Bnei Yisrael if he
had to impose separation on himself #DafChat 87a

תרבישש *ךחכ רשיי* :שיקל שיר רמאו. The proper idiom meaning "job well done." Conjugate for
gender/number #DafYomi #DafChat 87a

12/30/2012 88
ואל יאמ - ?הרות םושמ - תבש חרוט םושמ ,אל Prepping for a Shabbat which didn't exist yet. Now
*that's* commitment #DafYomi #DafChat 88a
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תיגיגכ רהה תא םהילע אוה ךורב שודקה הפכש דמלמ Perhaps this is explanation for why Sinai is rarely
referenced in Bible #DafYomi #DafChat 88a

שורושחא ימיב הולבק רודה ,ןכ יפ לע ףא :אבר רמא Ah, but why were Jews punished/exiled in 1st
place? #DafYomi #DafChat 88a

הרותה םילבקמ לארשי םא - ואל םאו ,ןימייקתמ םתא - והובו והותל םכתא ריזחמ ינא Makes for a fun
Marvel #WhatÌf #DafYomi #DafChat 88a #BluePill

12/31/2012
םכיניב שי ערה רצי ,םכיניב שי האנק? Aren't there bad ministering angels cf Shab 119b and aren't
these jealous of Jews? #DafYomi #DafChat 89a

The Talmud calculates people on average have only 12.5 years of spiritual culpability #DafYomi
#DafChat 89b

1/1/2013
#ProTip She shelf life for urine as a cleaning agent is 40 days. After which, I guess it goes bad.
#DafYomi #DafChat 90a

When Shmuel didn't know what "גלשא" meant he asked the seafarers who would know the
answer. #TorahUMadda #DafYomi #DafChat 90a

#ProTip Pepper cures bad breath #DafYomi #DafChat 90a

I'm guessing Abaye got that whole 1/2 field bird eating ritual from his step-mother #DafYomi
#DafChat 90b

1/3/2013
Carrying via belt is only rabbinically prohibited which is great for Shabbat keys, bad for onions if
that's the style #DafYomi #DafChat 92a

תומא רשע םייול לש ןהבוג :דמל התא ןאכמ Aren't you a little short to be a Levite? #DafYomi #DafChat
92a

המוק לעבו רישעו רובג םכח לע אלא הרוש הניכשה ןיא Ì guess this means those poor weak and small
Gedolim weren't so great #DafYomi #DafChat 92a

םדא לכ לצא ןתעד הלטב Just because your community does something it's meaningless compared
to everyone else #DafYomi #DafChat 92b

So what's the halakhah about wearing a fanny pack in front on Shabbat? #DafYomi #DafChat
92b
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If you carry a loaf of bread on Shabbat you're guilty. If you run, you get an extra 14 years.
#DafYomi #DafChat 92b #LesMis

1/4/2013 93
The law of joint chillul shabbat remind me of the analogy of the body/soul and the blind/cripple
stealing from orchard #DafYomi #DafChat 93a

שממ וב ןיא עייסמ Assistance is not considered a substantive act #DafYomi #DafChat
93b #OneHandClapping

1/5/2013 94
Ha! And I just spoke about ומצע תא אשונ יחה this Shabbat in the context of carrying children who
can walk to shul #DafYomi #DafChat 94a

הרותבש השעת אל תא החודש תוירבה דובכ לודג Except carrying to/from a karmalit is only a rabbinic
prohibition #DafYomi #DafChat 94b

1/6/2013 95
Putting on too much makeup is prohibited on Shabbat because of "building' #OhSnap!
#DafYomi #DafChat 95a

Soncino: "A woman must not apply paint to her face, because she dyes." If looks could kill...
#DafYomi #DafChat 95a

תבשב התיב תצברמ המכח השא Tests will be given on Friday #DafYomi #DafChat 95a

1/7/2013 96
ארטסיגל ארטסיג אבה םירמוא ןיאש יפל Unless you're an academic at Bar Ìlan #DafYomi #DafChat
96a #Footnote

Throwing is a derivative of carrying, meaning according to the Talmud the running game sets up
the passing game #DafYomi #DafChat 96b

?הדלות יאה הל ירק יאמאו בא יאה הל ירק יאמא - הנימ אקפנ* * Aramaic pun FTW!!! #DafYomi #DafChat
96b

אייח יבר יב םירתס תלגמ יתאצמ :בר רמאד Proof the Sages approved of Geniza
scholarship #DafYomi #DafChat 96b

1/8/2013 97
רמג אל הוש הריזג Once again the Gemara seems to imply that a Gezeira Shava is derived, not
inherited (Rashi != Pshat) #DafYomi #DafChat 97a

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ןידה תא ןתיל דיתע התא ךכ ןיבו ךכ ןיב Apparently we bear personal responsibility for our
exegesis #DafYomi #DafChat 97a

ופוגב הקול םירשכב דשוחה :שיקל שיר רמא Ìf only we could enforce this on the web ad in real
life #DafYomi #DafChat 97a

♫ ןימאהל ךפוס ןיא התאו ,םינימאמ ינב םינימאמ ןה ♫ #DafChat #DafYomi #DafSingAlong 97a

תונערופ תדממ אבל תרהממ הבוט הדמ Gotta say, Ì don't really see this one #DafYomi #DafChat 97a

Important principle of Lavud is defended in #DafYomi, explains why a chain link fence serves as
a halakhic wall #DafYomi #DafChat 97a

1/9/2013 98
החנוהש המכ הטולק ןנירמא אלדו Otherwise known as "The Mary Tyler Moore"
dispensation #DafYomi #DafChat 98a

ןהידצו ןהיניבו ןהיתחת ,תולגע - םיברה תושר ! But where he was walking it wasn't a Reshut
Harabbim! #DafYomi #DafChat 98a

1/20/1013 99
והמ ויבג לע חנו קרזו ,העברא בחרו הרשע הובג םיברה תושרב דומע? You draft him to the Brooklyn
Nets #DafYomi #DafChat 99b #OhSnap!

ותיפת ידדהד אקורב וכלוכ! Ìmmediately my mind went here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agpo9-EUjKÌ #DafYomi #DafChat
99b #SpinalTap #INeedHelp

Soncino: "What if one throws a board and it alights upon poles?" I'd imagine they wouldn't be
too happy #DafYomi #DafChat 99b

1/11/2013 100
#ProTip If you see a pit in a public domain, you can't throw a mattress into it on Shabbat
#DafYomi #DafChat 100a

1/15/2013 104
והייתווכ רמתיא אל ןונ ןב עשוהי ימיב וליפאד ילימ ורמאו אשרדמ יבל אנדיאה יקדרד ותא Mussar for childish
"letter" derashot #DafYomi #DafChat 104

I've heard similar geometric "derashot" spewed by idiots (and kabbalists), nice to have source
they're nonsense #DafYomi #DafChat 104a

דחא םלעהב תויתוא יתש בתוכה - בייח No blogging on Shabbat #DafYomi #DafChat 104b

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םיטושה ןמ היאר ןיאיבמ ןיאו ,היה הטוש Ì'm so using this line more often #DafYomi #DafChat
104b #OhSnap!

בייח...רפסל המילשהו תחא תוא בתכ Prob the source for how completing a Sefer Torah ~ writing the
whole thing #DafYomi #DafChat 104b

1/16/2013 105
#DafYomi T.O.D.A.Y. R.E.C.O.R.D.S. D.I.S.P.U.T.E. O.V.E.R. A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.S. #DafChat 105a

רועיש יצחל העידי שי ירבס ןנברו ,רועיש יצחל העידי ןיא רבס לאילמג ןבר Always go to class even if you only
get 1/2 of it #DafYomi #DafChat 105a

#FunFact There was a time when men, even Rabbis, knew how to sew. #DafYomi #DafChat 105a

Destroying clothing or dishes or throwing money out of anger is equated with idolatry #DafYomi #DafChat
105b

If breaking dishes out of anger is compared to idolatry then it should be assur to anger your wife due to
lifnei iver #DafYomi #DafChat 105b

Acc to #DafYomi a person's children die in childhood bec he did not mourn for a worthy person #DafChat
105b #Theodicy

ויזנג תיבב ןחינמו ןרפוס אוה ךורב שודקה רשכ םדא לע תועמד דירומה לכ God saves tears cried over passing
of the worthy #DafYomi #DafChat 105b

Anger is a foreign god with dwells inside all of us #DafYomi #DafChat 105b #OneHandClapping

Actually you're allowed to break stuff to instill fear in your household. Wives are saved. #DafYomi
#DafChat 105b

וייחב ורבוקל יואר - םכח לש ודפסהב לצעתמה לכ However, see Seinfeld
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL7fTLjFzAg #DafYomi #DafChat 105b

On the other hand, doesn't it seem stranger to rush to give a eulogy? #DafYomi #DafChat 105b

1/17/2013 106
אהת אתרומז רומג ארמג? I need to turn this into a song #DafYomi #DafChat 106b

1/18/2013 107
ךשחתש דע ורמשמו בשוי - ויפנכ תחת רופצ ול הסנכנ A bird in the hand is worth... No! #BadRabbi!
#DafYomi #DafChat 107a

1/21/2013 110
Enough is enough! I have had it with these MFing snakes on this MFing #DafYomi! #DafChat 110a

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הימק היידשנו הנאמ חלשת ,הוליע היתעד ביהי אל יא הוליע היתעד ביהי יא העדי אלו ,איויח איזחד אתתיא יאה
Tznius #Loophole! #DafYomi #DafChat 110a

I'm thinking if a snake enters a woman I doubt she'd be thinking about what the gemara says #DafYomi
#DafChat 110a

1/22/2013
According to Yochanan B. Berokha, women are equally obligated in the commandment to procreate
#DafYomi #DafChat 111a

"R. Acha the Long" is the newest inductee into the Rabbinic Mafia, though I don't want to know the
backstory. #DafYomi #DafChat 111a

1/23/2013
הרעש לע הסח השאד ןל עמשמ אק Yes, the rabbis needed to prove that women care about their hair
#DafYomi #DafChat 112a

If you don't want to do a melacha when putting on your shoes on Shabbat, it is only appropriate to wear
loafers. #DafYomi #DafChat 112a

1/24/2013 113
אהת אתרומז רומג ארמג Second time in one Masechet - I'm so making a song out of this. #DafYomi
#DafChat 113a

הידיב איפרו ואלו ןיא #ProTip When you don't know about something, don't formulate a halakhic opinion
#DafYomi #DafChat 113a

How many men does it take to make a bed? #DafYomi #DafChat 113a

לוח לש ךשובלמכ תבש לש ךשובלמ אהי אלש - ותדבכו One "honors" the Shabbat with special dress
#DafYomi #DafChat 113a

לוח לש ךכוליהכ תבש לש ךכוליה אהי אלש Don't walk on Shabbat as one does during the week. #DafYomi
#DafChat 113a For ex: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w

רתומ - רוהרה And marry off those daughters! #DafYomi #DafChat 113b

Ruth didn't fear the reapers #DafYomi #DafChat 113b

םייק ףוגו המשנ תפירש - ןאכ ףא ,םייק ףוגו המשנ תפירש - ןלהל המ ;ןרהא ינב תפירשכ - ודבכ תחת #DafYomi
#DafChat 113b

1/25/2013 114
םירחא םידגב שבלו וידגב תא טשפו רמאנש ,הרותה ןמ םידגב יונשל ןיינמ Take that yeshiva bochurs!
#DafYomi #DafChat 114a

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התימ בייח - ודגב לע בבר אצמנש םכח דימלת לכ Thankfully it means go out w/a stain not stain once outside
#DafYomi #DafChat 114a

Point is this: If you're presenting yourself as an agent of Judaism / God, you must present yourself
decently. #DafYomi #DafChat 114a

ינהו ,םימש יצפחב קסועו וצפח חינמש הז ותכאלמ ול תושעל ןיווצמ וריע ינבש םכח דימלת והזיא ןנחוי יבר רמאו
היתפירב חרטימל ילימ #DafYomi #DafChat

1/26/2013 115
The big question from today's #DafYomi is are you allowed to save an @Artscroll book from burning on
Shabbat #DafChat 115a

1/27/2013 116
"The books of sectarians are like blank spaces" #OhSNAP! #DafYomi #DafChat 116a

יתיתא השמד אתיירוא לע יפסואל ]אלו[ יתיתא השמד אתיירוא ןמ תחפימל אל אנא Matt 5:17 in Amaraic
#DafYomi #DafChat 116b http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=matt%205:17&version=NKJV

In fairness to the "Philosopher" the NT is inconsistent about preserving the Law of Moses. Perhaps diff
traditions? #DafYomi #DafChat 116b

ןותרי אדחכ אתרבו ארב Anyone know which book says a daughter inherits equally w/a son? #DafYomi
#DafChat 116b

ןכש לכו ,ןירוק ןיא שדקה יבתכב :ורמאיש ידכ - ןהב ןירוק ןיא שדקה יבתכ ,ורמא המ ינפמ :הימחנ יבר רמא
תוטוידה ירטשב. #DafYomi #DafChat 116b

1/28/2013 117
תבש תאצוהל םדא םיכשי םלועל :אדסח בר רמא As if we had a choice... #DafYomi #DafChat 117b

הנשמ םחל ביתכד ,תורככ יתש לע עוצבל םדא בייח תבשב :אבא יבר רמא The source for Lechem Mishneh on
Shabbat #DafYomi #DafChat 117b

1/29/2013 118
You can wash dishes on Shabbat until Minha, but some are machmir not to wash dishes until Wednesday
#DafYomi #DafChat 118a

גוגמו גוג תמחלממו ,םנהיג לש הנידמו ,חישמ לש ולבחמ :תוינערופ שלשמ לוצינ תבשב תודועס שלש םייקמה לכ
The power of herring #DafYomi #DafChat 118a

םירצמ ילב הלחנ ול ןינתונ תבשה תא גנעמה לכ Joy and Piece #DafYomi #DafChat 118b

ובל תולאשמ ול ןינתונ תבשה תא גנעמה לכ But only if your wishes are more Oneg Shabbat #DafYomi
#DafChat 188b

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How does one celebrate Shabbat? Fish, garlic and beets. #DafYomi #DafChat 118b

ול ןילחומ - שונא ]רודכ[ הרז הדובע דבוע וליפא ,ותכלהכ תבש רמשמה לכ Knock on wood #DafYomi #DafChat
118b

םילאגנ דימ - ןתכלהכ תותבש יתש לארשי ןירמשמ ילמלא Just one Shabbos and we all be free! #DafYomi
#DafChat 118b http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu7TR_VaPPk

Dr. Yosef Tabory argues that Pesukei Dezimra originally only referred to Yehi Ch'vod which are verses
not "chapters" #DafYomi #DafChat 118b

המח ימודמד םע םיללפתממ יקלח אהי :יסוי יבר רמא Because it worked out so well for the Kryptonians
#DafYomi #DafChat 118b

םייעמ ילוחב םיתמ םיקידצ לש ןבור See? It's not really an insult to say a Rabbi is full of crap #DafYomi
#DafChat 118b

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היתוכזב אנכיפהמ אלד המכ אידס יבא ישיר אנגיזמ אל ,אנידל יאמקל ןנברמ אברוצ אתא יכד יל יתית :אבר רמא
Illegal bias? #DafYomi #DafChat 119a

לוכיש המ ותוכזב ךפהל וילע הוצמ ןכו א:וט טפשמ ןשוח ע"וש Any thoughts how this isn't illegal? #DafYomi
#DafChat 119a

OTOH Mar b. R. Ashi wouldn't judge a case involving rabbinic scholars due to risk of partiality. #DafYomi
#DafChat 119a

הכלמה תבש תארקל אצנו ואוב :רמא ,אתבש ילעמד אינפא יאקו ףטעימ אנינח יבר Behold the origins of
Kabbalat Shabbat #DafYomi #DafChat 119a

Rabbah B. R. Nachman knew Shabbat was coming so he baked a cake. #DafYomi #DafChat 119a

יבש ריקומ ףסוי Our latest inductee into the #RabbinicMafia "Joseph-who-honors-the-Sabbaths" #DafYomi
#DafChat 119a

אתבש היערפ - אתבש ףיזיד ןאמ "He who lends to the Sabbath, the Sabbath repays him." #DafYomi
#DafChat 119a

So Shabbat really *IS* the secret ingredient in the cholent! #DafYomi #DafChat 119a

So learning Torah excessively can detract from Oneg Shabbat? #DafYomi #DafChat 119b

Note the description of "evil ministering angels" as opposed to just "evil angels" #DafYomi #DafChat 119b
and see http://joshyuter.com/2012/04/26/podcasts/rabbinic-thought-and-theology/ep-64-rabbinic-thought-
and-theology-1-introduction-angels/

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תבש ברעב ונחלש םדא רדסי םלועל Gotta try harder for this one #DafYomi #DafChat 119b

תבש יאצומב ונחלש םדא רדסי םלועל Yeah, not sure this one is realistic right now #DafYomi #DafChat 119b

Not only did were the rabbis in the Talmud not vegetarians but R. Abbahu ate veal kidney every week.
#DafYomi #DafChat 119b

וניד רזג ול ןיערוק וחכ לכב ךרבמ אבר הימש אהי ןמא הנועה לכ יול ןב עשוהי יבר רמא Does this 119b count?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTEqou7jNBY #DafYomi #DafChat

לודגו ןטק וושוהש ליבשב אלא םילשורי הברח אל :קחצי יבר Proof God hates communism/egalitariansm
#DafYomi #DafChat 119b

םימכח ידימלת הב וזיבש ליבשב אלא םילשורי הברח אל :הדוהי ר"א This does not bode well... #DafYomi
#DafChat 119b

הנמא ישנא הנממ וקספש ליבשב אלא םילשורי הברח אל :אבר רמאו Ye of little faith... #DafYomi #DafChat
119b

1/31/2013

וב ארוקו וטשופ - רואה וב זחאש הרות רפס ןכו I hear they do this at Aish HaTorah #DafYomi #DafChat 120a


ורשב לע ול בותכ םש היהש ירה I've actually seen someone who had God's Hebrew name as a tattoo
#DafYomi #DafChat 120b

2/1/2013
Mitzvah of hinuch: no obligation to prevent child from sinning, but he cannot sin on implied wishes of
father either #DafYomi #DafChat 121a

רצחבש הפשאב... ?היל יעב יאמ הפשאב ןטקו. And if you ever thought your kids played in crap... #DafYomi
#DafChat 121b

2/2/2013
Today we learn about amira l'akum, which only seems to apply for biblical violations of Shabbat, not
Rabbinic #DafYomi #DafChat 122a

Doors are not considered usable when not attached, unless of course you're @jeffbezos #DafYomi
#DafChat 122b

2/7/2013
ףידע אכוליהב יטועמ אמלע ילוכד Meaning it's worse to block of roads on Shabbat if it causes people to
drive more #DafYomi #DafChat 127a

2/8/2013
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תוימענל לכאמ אוהש ינפמ ,תיכוכז ירבש ןילטלטמ ףא :רמוא לאילמג ןב ןועמש ןבר This is why we don't let
RSBG near a zoo #DafYomi #DafChat 128a

םה םיכלמ ינב לארשי לכ Talmudic origins of the Jewish American Princess #DafYomi #DafChat 128a

2/9/2013
Any thoughts on why a woman's womb is called a "רבק"? Is it the old womb/tomb joke? #DafYomi
#DafChat 129a

יפרט אתלת רב ארמחא רדהמ אבר How is this permitted if she had a girl and would be a nidda for 60
days? Lev 12:5 #DafYomi #DafChat 129a

If you donate blood through @NYBloodCenter they give you cookies, pretzels, and juice #DafYomi
#DafChat 129a

ןיי :רמא לאומשו ,רשב :רמא בר ?הדועס יכרצ יאמ. Some are machmir to follow both opinions. #DafYomi
#DafChat 129a

ה םיאתפ רמוש םיבר היב ושדד ןויכ'. This came up in shul today and in my class on substance abuse
http://joshyuter.com/2012/11/29/podcasts/current-jewish-questions/current-jewish-questions-15-
substance-abuse/ #DafYomi #DafChat 129b

"On a day that the scholars took a holiday they would say 'This is a day of lips' but I did not know what
they meant" #DafYomi #DafChat 129b

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Yay! More teachings from Abaye's Mom! #DafYomi #DafChat 134a

הולהמילו ,הימד היב לפנד דע וחרתיל - הימד היב לפנ אל יתכאו קוריד Acc to Abaye's mom Vulcan Jews don't
get circumcised #DafYomi #DafChat 134a

2/15/2013
ולטלטל רוסאו ,ןבאכ אוה ירה הנומש ןב. This is true in England if your kid weighs a stone #DafYomi
#DafChat 135a

הדפת שדח ןבמ ויודפו רמאנש ,לפנ וניא - םדאב םוי םישלש ההשש לכ The source for not sitting shiva for a
>30 day old baby #DafYomi #DafChat 135b

2/17/2013 137
הדוהי יבר ארפס םתסו #DafYomi #DafChat 137a

תבשב לומל דחאו תבשה רחא לומל דחא ,תוקונית ינש ול ויהש ימ He prob has bigger problems to deal with
#DafYomi #DafChat 137a

If a bris has to be delayed due to illness, we wait 7 full days to ensure the child is healed #DafYomi
#DafChat 137a
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ןיעה תיארמ ינפמ ,ונקתמ - רשב לעב היה םאו. How often does a kohen show off his milah? #DafYomi
#DafChat 137a Also see http://joshyuter.com/2012/12/09/judaism/jewish-law-halakha/ep-88-halakhic-
process-11-marit-haayin-how-not-to-be-seen/

2/18/2013 138
הליחתכל ןתוטנל רתומ - אלסאו לקסרט אסכו הטמ לבא #HumraOfTheDay Pillow forts are forbidden
#DafYomi #DafChat 138a

רוסא לבא רוטפ - השע םאו ,השעי אל - הלופכ תילט Is this why men don't fold/put away tallitot? #DafYomi
#DafChat 138a #NotReally

#DafYomi today discusses if you can literally make your bed on Shabbat #DafChat 138a

לארשימ חכתשתש הרות הדיתע Well they got this one right #DafYomi #DafChat 138b

2/19/2013 139
ליבשב אלא האב אל םלועל האבש תונערופ לכש לארשי יניידב קודבו אצ וילע תואב תובר תורצש רוד תיאר םא
לארשי ינייד #Irony #DafYomi #DafChat 139a

לארשימ םיער םירטושו םיטפוש ולכיש דע לארשי לע ותניכש הרשמ ה"בקה ןיא I wonder if the Rabbanut reads
#DafYomi #DafChat 139a

Soncino: When the judges cease to exist [in Israel], the chiliarchi shall cease. So no more cholent?
#DafYomi #DafChat 139a

If Yosef was a Nazir, how did he get his haircut? #DafYomi #Dafchat 139a

It is permitted to bury a corpse on the 2nd day of Yom Tov #DafYomi #DafChat 139b

2/20/2013
הטמה עצמאב דמועה - איה אתלימ ואלו .השא לש הסירכב דמוע וליאכ . Phew! #DafYomi #DafChat 140b

#DafYomi important for Purim - R. Papa (a brewer) says if you drink wine over beer you violate bal
tashchit, stam disagrees #DafChat 140b

R. Hisda didn't eat vegetables (mostly meat/fish) and only washed his underwear once in 30 days. ABC
sitcom in 2014 #DafYomi #DafChat 140b

Soncino pun of the day: ONE MUST NOT CAUSE LEEKS TO FLOAT #DafYomi #DafChat 140b

2/21/2013
תילמרכב תומא עברא ייותאל יתא אמליד ,קילסיל רדהו ,אשירב הישפנ ביגניל - אימב יחסד ןאמ. Bathing on
Shabbat is permitted? #DafYomi #DafChat 141a

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לודג קולחב אוה אצוי לבא ,לודג לענמב ןטק אצי אל Important if you're dressing up as a clown this week
#dafyomi #DafChat 141b

2/23/2013 143 Purim
The sages discuss how one clears ones' plates, or throwing out refuse like the pits of one's dates
#DafYomi #DafChat 143a #Purim

You shouldn't soak liquids on Shabbat with a sponge, for you may come to squeeze, extract, or expunge
#DafYomi #DafChat 143b #Purim

Because it's a beverage - we bottle and can it, which means on Shabbat we cannot squeeze
pomegranates. #DafYomi #DafChat 143b #Purim

2/24/2013 144 Purim
Juice in a mikvah will make it invalid; the color of water must always be pallid. #DafYomi #DafChat 144b
#Purim

2/25/2013
I love teaching the passage on 145b, wonderful aggadah which also includes variant of original sin
#DafYomi #DafChat

2/28/2013 148
The Talmudic sages *really* didn't like truancy #DafYomi #DafChat 148a

בתכימל יתא אלו ,אתלימ ארכנימ - היל ורש אל יניולה ןנבר היל ורשד אוה ינליאשהד ןויכ תבשב Assumes a lot
about frumkeit #DafYomi #DafChat 148a

בוט םויב ןידקרמ אלו ןיחפטמ אלו ןיקפסמ אל Its is forbidden to dance or clap on Shabbat #DafYomi
#DafChat 148b

Is it permitted, and if so what language would you use, if you want to borrow a feeling?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xENxXF39Ag #DafYomi #DafChat 148b


3/1/2013
ילדימו ,לתוכא בתכד :והייניב אכיא So that explains the cave on LOST #DafYomi #DafChat 149a

לתוכב עובקה הארמב ריתמ ריאמ יבר ,תבשב הארמב ןיאור ןיא WHOAH! It's assur to look in a mirror on
Shabbat 149a #DafYomi #DafChat 149a

תבשב ותורקל רוסא - תואנקוידה תחתו הרוצה תחת ךלהמה בתכ :ןנבר ונת You can't read descriptions of
paintings on Shabbat #DafYomi #DafChat 149a

הב לכתסהל רוסא לוחב ףא - המצע אנקוידו Hrm - this could get complicated for many shuls #DafYomi
#DafChat 149a

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אוה ךורב שודקה לש ותציחמב ותוא ןיסינכמ ןיא - ודי לע שנענ וריבחש לכ #DafYomi #DafChat 149b

3/3/2013
תמה יקסע לעו הלכ יקסע לע חקפל םוחתה לע ןיכישחמ And a corpse bride is a double win! #DafYomi
#DafChat 151a

שממ בורק םוקממ :רמא בר ?בורק םוקממ יאמ #HelpfulRabbi #DafYomi #DafChat 151a

םימד ךפוש הז ירה - שפנה תאיצי םע םיצעמהו All life is equally sacred, actively hastening death is murder
#DafYomi #Dafchat 151b

תיליל ותזחא ידיחי תיבב ןשיה לכו ,ידיחי תיבב ןשיל רוסא :אנינח יבר רמא I guess I need to find someone to
sleep with #DafYomi #DafChat 151b

3/4/2013
Crying leads to blindness, laughter inducing drugs are beneficial. Batman would prob disagree on both
counts #DafYomi #DafChat 152a

Todays #DafYomi must be read in the voice of Grandpa Simpson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRUj8dma0oo #DafChat 152a

םינב - 'ה תלחנ ,השא - בל תחמש ,ןקז - םינפ תרדה Sigh, only 1/3. #DafYomi #DafChat 152a

תונתשמ םינקז לש ןתועדש ןאכמ Just try it sometime and see how it goes #DafYomi #DafChat 152a

הירחא ןיצר לכהו - םד אלמ היפו ,האוצ אלמ תמח השא #RabbinicPickupLines #DafYomi #DafChat 152a

3/5/2013
ואל םא אוה אבה םלועה ןב םא רכינ םדא לש ודפסהמ No pressure on the Rabbi though. #DafYomi #DafChat
153a

Interesting that one ought to repent the day *before* one dies not the actual day of one's death. Discuss.
#DafYomi #DafChat 153a

ונוממ לע ומצע דימעמ םדא ןיאד Rabbis understood human nature: if too strict on money people will violate
Torah #DafYomi #DafChat 153a

ותתיבש לע הווצמ התא יא - ירכנ ,ותתיבש לע הווצמ התא רומח #DafYomi #DafChat 153a

3/8/2013
הישנ יבד אלבגל היחכשא אייח רב אנוה ברד הירב יול In the old days a "personal mixer" meant a real person
#DafYomi #DafChat 156a

ןזגר רבג יהי - אבשב ירתבד ןאמ יאה Well that certainly explains Solomon Grundy #DafYomi #DafChat
156a
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