Cockney-English FREELANG: Cockney-English dictionary and English-Cockney dictionary
This dictionary was made by Bertrand Girardi. Cockney-English (below) English-Cockney (click)
USE AND CULTURAL MATTERS
A Abergavenny Abraham Lincoln Acker Bilk Penny Stinkin Milk Would you like Acker in your coffee? Acker Bilk (born Bernard Stanley Bilk) was born in 1929 is a master of the clarinet and leader of the Paramount Jazz Band. Interestingly, his nickname Acker is a Somerset term meaning friend or mate
Ackers Adam and Eve Adam Ant Adrian Quist Airs and Graces Airs and Graces Alan Minter
Money Believe Pants Pissed Faces Braces Splinter He's got his new airs on. Picked up this wood and got a terrible Alan in me finger. Alan Minter is a British boxer with a current record of 39-9 (23 by KO)] The 'lastics gone in me alans. Alan Whicker used to host a TV programme called Whickers World I don't Adam and Eve it! [Usually full slang expression is used] Get your adam's on
Alan Whickers Alans
Alderman's Nail Ali McGraw
He's always wagging his alderman's.
All Night Rave Shave All Time Loser Boozer Allan Border Out of Order He's bang Allan. used when someone does something to another person that is not looked upon favourably. Allan Border was the Australian cricket captain in the late 80's/early 90's so we now have our first example of international rhyming slang.
Alligator Almond Rocks Alphonse Ancient Greek Andy Cain Anna Maria Anneka Rice 'appeny dip Apple Core Apple Fritter Apple Tart Apples and Pears April fool April fool April Fools April in Paris
Later Socks Ponce Reek Rain Fire Ice Ship Score (�20) Bitter (beer) Fart Stairs Stool Tool Football Pools Arse I'm 'aving terrible trouble with me April How can such a simple word have so many convoluted references? April in Paris -> Aris (from Aristotle -> bottle which is from bottle and glass -> arse.) I forgot it was my anniversary, so I picked some aprils on the way home. Get yourself up the apples. I gave me last apple to that old paraffin. I've tried that new apple but I prefer my salmon [Salmon and trout - stout]. Wouldn't it be nice if your almonds matched?
April Showers Archer Are you George?
Flowers 2000 Are you sure?
Arse Bottle If you want milk, put the Ari on the doorstep. Every now and again they throw a curve at you. One person has suggested that, not being familiar with Aristotle, early Cockney's might have assumed the name was Harry Stottle! Can I have some army for my mashed? e's a right Arnold. I love this one - it refers to a golfer who spends a lot of time in the long grass around a course She's taken in an artful to help pay the way. That blokes not short of Arthur I'm just popping out for an Arthur .Arthur Bliss was a famous English composer (1891-1975).
Army and Navy Arnold Palmer
Gravy Farmer (see usage) Lodger Cash Piss
Artful Dodger Arthur Ashe Arthur Bliss Arthur Scargill Ascot Races Aunt Nell Auntie Annie Auntie Dot Auntie Ella Auntie Lily Auntie Nellie Ayrton Senna B
Gargle (drunk) e's right Authur'd Braces Smell Fanny Hot Umbrella Silly Belly Tenner I punched him in the Auntie but he didn't even notice. ere, lend us an aryton me old china. Ayrton Senna was a Formula One driver Wonderful - it's starting to rain and me without my Auntie Ella. He don't half Aunt Nell She's just sitting at home on her Auntie Annie
Babbling Brook Crook Babbling Brook Cook Bacon and Eggs Bacon Rind Bacon Sarnie Legs Blind Pakistani
He's always on the babble. Meaning he's always planning something crooked. See also Cook. My missus couldn't babble to save her life. See also Crook. Lovely set of bacons. Are you completely bacon? They've hired a new bloke at the shop - he's a bacon. Sarnie is a slang term for sandwich (and if you haven't eaten a cold bacon sandwich you haven't lived.
He's really Barney.he's bale. I'll be at the balloon. so I got him to pay me in bangers. the word is extended to 'Barney' to thoroughly confuse everyone.
Barnaby Rudge Judge Barnacle Bills Barnet Fair Barney Marlin Barney Rubble Barry Crocker Barry Mcguigan Barry White Basil Fawlty Basil Fawlty Testicles Hair M'Darlin Trouble Shocker Biggun (big one) Shite (shit) Balti 40
She must be going out . After a heavy meal I like quick ball round the square.she's got her Barnet done. I'll see ya baked. Ballroom Blitz is a song by a group named Sweet. I'm up in front of the Barnaby tomorrow morning. Don't bother Britany .Bag of Fruit Bag of Sand Bag of Yeast Baked Bean Baked Potato Baker's Dozen Bale of Hay Bale of Straw Ball of Chalk Balloon Car Ballroom Blitz Band of Hope Bangers and Mash Bar Barclays Bank Barn Owl
Suit Grand Priest Queen (Elizabeth II) Later Cousin Gay Raw Walk Saloon Bar Tits (breasts) Soap Cash 1000000 Wank Row (argument) He's having a barclays. 'Ad a bit of a barney with the geezer behind the desk. He owes me a bag.
Basin of Gravy Baby
I need a Barry White. I knew his cheques were dodgy. She's got marvellous ballrooms. Not satisfied with the slang.
Stay away from him. Went up to the dole office today.
Biffo the Bear was on the cover of Beano from 1948 to 1974.
Beans on Toast Evening Post bear's paw Bed and Breakfast Beecham's Pill Beecham's Pill Bees and Honey Bee's Knees beggar my neighbour Saw 26
Go and buy the beans on toast will you son. News paper adds would state no bengal lancers when advertising for tradesmen. Still Money Business Labour Can't go in there without any bees. Me pants are too tight and making me berlins wobbly. I've got to get to the battle before I go to the party.
Ben Cartwright Shite Bended Knees Bengal Lancer Cheese Chancer (someone not qualified) Pills Balls Queue Skint Printer Table Teeth Hair Me biffo's not looking the best today.Bat and Wicket Ticket Battle Cruiser Battle of Waterloo Bazaar Boozer (liquor store) Stew Bar
I've got a bat for tonight's train.
Benny Hills Berlin Walls Bernard Matthew Bernie Flint Bernie Winter Betty Grable Bexley Heath Biffo the Bear
Big Ben Big Dippers Bill Murray
Ten Slippers Curry
Bill (statement) I got my Beecham's from the tax people.
I've got a sore billy goat. I've been on my biscuits all day. Me bo's are giving me gyp. He's got a big biscuit. Bobby Moore was a great footballer who died in 1993.
Blushing Bride Girl Guide Bo Diddley Boat Race Bob Bob Cryer Bob Hope Bob Hope Bob McNab Bob Squash Bobble Hat Bobby & Dick Bobby Moore Bobby Moore Boiler House Bonney Fair Boom and Kidney Face 1 Shilling (5 pence) Liar Dope (marijuana) Soap Cab Wash Laugh Sick Sure Score Spouse Hair Prison You know the Bobby. e's off to the boom for a bit. shame about the boat.yer talking out yer aris. I think he's been smoking a bit of Bob Hope.Billie Jean Billie Piper Billies Bunter Billy Goat Bin Lid Bird Lime Bird's Nest Biscuit and Cookie Biscuit Tin Biscuits and Cheese bladder of lard Blood Red
Clean Windshield Wiper Punters Throat Quid Time Chest Rookie Chin Knees Card Head She likes to give blood. Also a good song by The Monks.
. Me boiler's always yammerin' on. Shut up you Bob . Sergeant Bob Cryer is a character in "The Bill". She's got beautiful shiny bonney. What's the bird? I had to punch him in the bird's nest. Nice legs.
Usually the full slang expression is used. What I need is a good bo-peep. Hold your box . He's well Brahms and Liszt . That's a nasty old boris you've got there son. you've got your brass wrong! Little bow and arrow fell out of the nest.I think the bottles are on to me!
. He's right boric.Mizzen Bo-Peep Borassic Lint Boris Karloff Boris the Bold Born and Bred Bottle and Glass Bottle and Glass Bottle and Stopper Bottle of bass Bottle of Glue Sleep Skint (broke) Cough Cold Bed Arse Class Copper (Police Officer) Gas 2 I gave him a good kick up the bottle. Use your best Cockney accent here.what a brace! I right need a Brad Pitt. Blimey . Nice pair of brads.they can hear you miles away! Blimey . Are you wearing your bowl of fruit tonight? Let's get together for a bowler.
Bottle of porter Daughter Bottle of Sauce Horse Bottles and Stoppers Boutrous Gali Bow and Arrow Bow and Arrow Bow and Arrows Bowl of Fruit Bowler Hat Box of Toys Brace and Bits Brad Pitt Brad Pitt Brahms and Liszt Brass Tacks Bread & Jam Coppers (police) Charlie (cocaine) Sparrow Barrow Farrahs (trousers) Suit Chat Noise Tits (breasts) Shit Tit (breast) Pissed (drunk) Facts Van Nice pair of bow and arrows. Ere. don't give him any more to drink.
Let's drink with him . I hate allergies . Brassiere Mail ow about a Brittney?
Brittney Spears Beers Brixton Riot Bromley by bow's Brown Bread Bruce Lee's Brussel Sprout Diet Toes Dead Keys Shout
I'm telling you. but left over brussel sprouts work well)
Bubble and Squeak Bubble Bath
Week Laugh You're 'avin a bubble aren't ya? One drink too many and I get seven days in the bucket. me old briney. He's brown bread Have you seen me brucies?
Brussel Sprouts Scouts Bubble and Squeak Greek
He's always been a brussel. This one has enjoyed very common usage. Bubble and squeak is a uniquely British dish of fried mashed potatoes and something green (usually cabbage. mate.
Where's me brenda's?
That blokes a bit of a Brighton.one good bread after another. You look lovely tonight.he's got bread.
Titties (breasts) She's got a lovely pair of Bristols. Usually full slang expression is used. E's not a bad bloke for a bubble.Bread and Butter Bread and Cheese Bread and Honey Bread knife Brenda Lee Brian Clough Bricks and Mortar Brigham Young Bright and Breezy Brighton Pier Briney Marlin Bristol Cities Bristol Pistol British Rail
Gutter Sneeze Money Wife Key Rough Daughter Tongue Easy Queer (homosexual) Darlin'
Found him laying in the bread and butter.
Bucket and Pail Jail
Bugle Bugs Bunny Bull and Cow Bullock's Horn Bungle & Zippy Bunny Burnt Cinder
Nose Money Row (argument) Pawn (as inpawn) Nippy Talk Window Close the bloody burnt. Had a right bull with my misses last night.
Burton on Trent Bushel and Peck Bushey Park Bushey Park Buster Keaton
Rent Neck Joke Lark Meetin' (meeting)
We'll see you at the Buster. They've raised my burton again.
Cambridge and Ugly Face Oxford Camel's Hump Can of Oil canal boat Canary Dump (shit) Boil Tote Fairy (Gay) Just going for a quick camels.supper).take a butcher's at this.
Butcher's Hook Look C Cab Rank Cadbury's (snack) Cain and Abel Callards Calvin Klein Calvin Klein Bank Back Table Trousers 9 Fine
I won't be long . This works if you mispronounce window. winda . I've got some Bugs bunny in me sky rocket and I'm off down the rub-a-dub-dub.
Sit yourself at the cain and I'll bring you your Tommy (Tommy Tucker .just going to the cab rank. He's got a bushel like tree trunk.. cinda as any good Englishman would.and cinder. Here ..
I'm calvin today.. e'd be nice looking once his canov's clear up.
Poor bloke got cashed on the weekend.
Charlie Dicken Chicken Charlie Hunt Charlie Nash Charlie Pride Charlie Ronce Cunt (Fool) Slash Ride Ponce I'm off for a chas. He broke his chalk. Go wash yourself .and use the cape.cheerful for dinner tonight.Candle Wax Candlesticks Canoes Cape of Good Hope Captain Cook Captain Hook Captain Kirk
Tax Zits Shoes Soap Look Book Work I've read this captain.
Cardboard Box Pox Carpet Carpet Pile Cash and Carried Cat and Cages Cat and Dog 3 Smile Married Wages Bog (Toilet) Went 'round to his cat to wake him up.
Chas and Dave Shave Cheerful Giver Liver
Cheese & Ham Scram Cheese & Kisses Cheese and Rice Missus Jesus Christ
Cat and Mouse House Century Chalfont St Giles Chalk Farm Charing Cross Charlie Brown Charlie Chan 100 Piles (hemorrhoids) Arm Horse Clown Tan
Me chalfonts are playing up. Lovely .
so I 'ad to pay by Gregory.
Trainers I've got me new Claire Rayners on. Claire Rayner (running shoes) is an author.
. my old china? You're out of you little chinese mate.
Chicken & Hen 10 Chicken and Rice Chicken Oriental Chicker China Plate Chinese Blind Ching Chipmunks Chips & Peas Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Chocolate Fudge chopsticks Nice Mental (crazy) Haircut Mate Mind 5 Trunks Knees Cockney We're talking about chitty chitty on this web site. put it on your web site.Cheese Gratter Cheese rind
Raver Four of a Kind Do us a cheesy. It was chicken oriental down the nuclear on Friday night. How are you.
Christian Slater Later Christmas crackered Church Boys Cilla Black Cilla Black Claire Rayners Knackered Customs & Excise Back Late
You're a bit Cilla today. My bloody cherry is off again. mate.
Cheesy Quaver Favour Chelsea Pier Cheltenham Bold Cheque Cherry Hogg Cherry Ripe Chevy Chase Queer Cold Gregory Peck Dog Pipe Face
I never 'ad any bread on me. Rhyming Slang Judge Six See you Christian Slater.
She's got a lovely Chevy Chase.
I'm not familiar with it.had a complete Constantino . He reports that there's a pub in Grenoside (near Sheffield) called the
.Claret (red wine) Clement Freud clickety click Clothes Peg
Blood hemorrhoid Sixty-six Egg Oooh. A clanger is when you really put your foot in it. such as "Cobblers! That's not the way it is. I didn't get much change back from a cock
Constantino Rocca Corn on the Cob Cough and Drag
Job Fag (cigarette)
Council Gritter Shitter (rectum)
country cousin Cow and Calf
Dozen Half (a pint) I could use a cow and calf. me clements!
Coals and Coke Broke Coat Hanger Clanger (mistake) He dropped a coat. Don't know if it means boil as in hot water or boil as in 'better see a doctor' Played a round of golf yesterday ." Cock and Hen cock linnet Cock Sparrow Cockle Cockle and Mussells Colonel Gadaffi Comedy Dave Comic Cuts Conan Doyle Ten Minute Barrow Tenner Brussells (sprouts) Cafe Rave (dance) Guts Boil This one was sent to me .'e ain't got a corn I'm going out for a quick cough and drag When I sat down there was a pin on my chair! Right up the council gritter! He reports that a council gritter is the machine that comes around and puts grit on icy roads You coming to the comedy? Comedy Dave is a Radio 1 DJ He's wheeling his cock 'round the market.
Cobbler's Awls Balls (testicles) Go on! Kick him in the cobblers! Can also be used to express disbelief.Constantino Rocca is an Italian golfer e can't afford it .
Daisy Roots Dame Judy Dench Dancing Bears Dancing Fleas Daniel Boone Danny La Rue
Boots Stench Stairs Keys Spoon Clue
Pass me a daniel He ain't got a danny.
. This one's a bit convoluted: Daisy Dancer => Dancing Bears => Stairs. That blokes not short of Crosby Your having a cows calf. Do you have any cuts? Use your crust. The daisy dancer reference is a twist on the Dancing Bears=>Stairs slang. I'm cream crackered. He was promoted in the daft. My meanest teachers were currents Old current bun's out today As usual. A right Dame Judy in here Get yerself up the dancing bears e's a bit daffy. mate. Daffy Down Dilly is a line of dolls from Madam Alexander. mate. Stills. Laugh Cops Bookies Knackered (tired) Cash Tools Head Numbers Miss Son Nun Sun Telly (TV) Matches She's a cute little cuddle. He's awfully proud of his currant.Cow and Calf Cows Calf Cozzer's Cream cookies Cream Crackered Crosby. nothing on the custard tonight. Nash Crown Jewels Crust of Bread Cucumbers Cuddle and Kiss Currant Bun Current Bun Current Bun Custard and Jelly Cuts and Scratches D Daffy Down Dilly Daft and Barmy Daily Mail Daisy Dancers Silly Army Tale Stairs Get yerself up the daisy dancers. You can't go out in the rain without your daisies.
David Boon is an Australian cricketer
Deaf and Dumb Bum Deep Sea Diver Fiver Deep sea glider Cider Dental Flosser Derby Kelly Tosser Belly That's the stuff for you Derby Kell.Danny Marr
Car (flash one)
Darby and Joan Moan Darling Daughter Darren Gough David Boon David Bowie David Gower David Gowers David Mellors Day's Work Dead Horse Dead Loss Dead Ross Water Cough Spoon Blowy (Windy) Shower Towers Stellas (beers) 100 Sauce Boss Tomato Sauce Pass the dead horse I'd just got out of the David Gower.pronounced Darby.From old cockney song Boiled Beef and Carrots .
Desmond Hackett Desmond Tutu
Jacket 2:2 (lower second class degree) Suntan ere .put your desperates on He's got his Desmond
Desperate Dans Cans (headphones) Dick Van Dyke Bike Dickory Dock Dicky Bird Dicky Dirt Clock Word Shirt
What's the time on the dickory? He left without so much as a dicky. David Gower is an English cricketer This Darren is killing me pants and vest Darren Gough is one heck of a cricketer. Pass me that David Boon. Put your dicky dirt on before the company gets
. makes you fit and it makes you well .
Dig in the Grave Ding Dong Shave Song A quick shower and dig and I'll be ready to go.
Dolly Mixtures Pictures Donald Duck Donald Duck Donald Peers Donald Trump Donkey Rides Donkey's Ears Dorothy Dicks Dorothy Squires Dot and Dash Dot Cotton Doug McClure Douglas Hurd Luck F**k Ears Dump (shit) Strides (trousers) Years 6 Tyres Cash Rotten Whore Turd (shit) I need to dump a Douglas . Dr. Usually the full slang expression is used
Ding Dong Bell Hell Dinky Do Dinky Doos Dirty Den Dixie Deans Do me Good Twenty-two Shoes 10 Jeans Wood
Doctor Crippen Dripping Doctor Dre Dog and Bone Dog's Eye Dog's Knob Dolly Dimple Gay (homosexual) Phone Meat Pie Job Simple Me new motor is just the dog's knob She's a bit Dolly Dimple E's a bit of a doctor. Dre is a rap artist She's always on the dog. I'm off to Dover to get me barnet sorted I've got to go for a donald He's wearing black donkeys Ain't seen you in donkeys mate.here. Douglas Hurd is a politician. Everyone gather round the piano for a ding dong. How's your Donald?
Dover Harbour Barber
Use a duke I can't afford to pay the Duke of Kent this week
. Keep your fingers out of your grub. where are we off to tonight?
Duchess of Fife Wife Duchess of Teck Cheque
Duck and Dive Skive Duck's Arse Dudley Moore's Duke of Argyles Duke of Kent Duke of York Duke of York Duke Of York Dunkirk Dunlop Tyre Dustbin Lids Dustins Hoffman E Ear'ole (Ear Hole) Early Hour Eartha Kitt Dole (welfare) Flower Shit I'm going for an Eartha If I get the tin tack I'm going on the ear'ole Grass (Informant) Sores Piles Rent Chalk Fork Cork Work Liar Kids Rothmans 'e's a bit of a dunlop A nice girl but too many dustbin's. man.Down the Drains D'Oyly Carte Drip Dry
Brains Fart Cry Have you done a d'oyly? D'Oyly Carte is a light opera company
Drum and Bass Face Drum and Fife Drum Roll Knife Hole Let's pop 'round to my drum (referring to someone's house).
Drummond and Knife and Fork Roce Duane Eddies Readies (cash) Now my old dutch.
darling! He got smacked in the Edwards. Edward Heath was PM in the early 1970's
Eighteen Pence Sense Elephant and Castle Elephant's Trunk Elliot Ness Elsie Tanner Elsie Tanner Emma Freuds Ernie Marsh Errol Flynn Euan Blair Arsehole Drunk Mess Spanner (wrench) Planner Hemorrhoids Grass Chin Leicester Square We're getting off the train at Euan Blair station Me Emma's are playing me up. My drum's a right Elliot Can I borrow your elsie
Evening Breeze Cheese Everton Toffee Coffee Eyes of Blue F True I'll have an everton
.Eartha Kitts Earwig East and West East Ham East West Easy Rider
Tits (breasts) Twig Vest Mad Breast Cider
'ave a look at her easts Pint of Easy Rider please
Eau de cologne Phone Eddie Grundies Undies Edgar Alan Poe Tow Edinburgh Fringe Edna Everage Edward Heath Egg Yolk Eiffel Tower Minge Beverage Teeth Joke Shower Would you like an Edna? Edna Everage (aka Dame Edna) is a star. Emma is a BBC DJ on Radio 1 He shouldn't be driving! He's bloody elephant's.
Faith and Hope Soap Falun Gong Wrong
Family Tree Fanny Blair Fanny Craddock Fanny Hill Far East Farmer Giles Farmer's Daughter
Lavatory Hair Haddock Pill (Contraceptive) Priest Piles (hemorrhoids) Quarter Blimey. From semi-obscure evil Chinese cult with tendency to inaccuracy. C'mon. I wanna wash me 'ands It seems to have all gone a bit falun gong. waiting for a bus. I ain't 'alf suffering from me farmers
Fat and Skinny Mini Fat and Wide Fatboy Slim Father Ted Feathers Fibre of your fabric Fiddle De Dee Field of Wheat Bride Gym Dead 33 Loot (money) Pee / Wee Street He out standing in the field.Finlay Quaye is a musician
Fireman's Hose Nose First Aid Kits Fish and Chips Tits Tips (Gratuities)
Look at the size of his fireman's
Wouldn't mind getting me germans on her faintings Where's the faith and hope. fabric=>suit=>loot] I'm going down to the fatboy .Fatboy Slim is a recording artist
Fine and Dandy Brandy Finger and Thumb Finlay Quaye Finsbury Park Rum Gay (homosexual) Mark
That boozer is Finlay ub . therefore appropriate. let me feel the fibre of your fabric. A small drop of fine would suit me.
he's a four.
Bollocks Cell Tights Dump Daft I've got three more years in this flower. just got to have a Forrest first".
Fork and Knife Wife Forrest Gump Forsythe Saga Four by Two Four Seasons Four Wheeler Francis Drakes Frank Bough Frankie Howard Frankie Vaughan Frankie Vaughan Fred Astaire Fred McMurrays French Kiss Friar Tuck Fridge Freezer Frog and Toad Front Door Dump (shit) Lager Jew Reasons Sheila Brakes Off Coward Porn Prawn Hair Worries Piss (Urinate) Luck Geezer Road Bore Don't ride your bike on the frog. Is there any Frankie on the telly tonight? "Off out in 10 minutes?" "Yeah.
. Mines a forsythe He's not from around here .
If you're a fiver then today's your Sabbath. See Road => Kermit E always had a bit of friar tuck.Fish Hook Fisherman's Daughter Five to Two Flight Lieutenant Biggles Flowers and Frolics Flowery Dell Fly-by-Nights Foot pump Fore and Aft
Book Water Jew Giggles
I've read the new fish by Deighton.
have been woven into the fabric of football folklore. Geoff Hurst's World Cup Final hat-trick v West Germany at Wembley in 1966 and six goals v Sunderland (19.10.
. I've got a Geoff on tonight Sir Geoff Hurst was the only footballer to score three goals in a World Cup final. How yer doing.Front Wheel Skid Fruit Gum Frying Pan Fugly G Gamma Ray Gang and Mob Garden Gate Garden Gate Garden Gate Garden Gate Gary Abblets Gary Glitter Gary Glitter Gary Player Gates of Rome Gathers Gavvers Gay & Hearty
Yid (Jew) Chum Fan Ugly
He's a front wheel. my old fruit
Stray Gob (mouth) 8 Magistrate Late Mate Tablets (Ecstasy) Bitter (beer) Shitter (rectum) All Dayer (all day drinking) Home Cops Police Party
That Mary's a bit of a gamma He's got a big gang
Give us a pint of gary He kicked him right up the Gary Let's make it a Gary Player
Gay and Frisky Whisky Gay Gordon General Election Geoff Hurst Parking Warden Erection Burst (urinate)
I'll have a gay and I'm off. Be careful where you use this
I'm dying for a Geoff.68) two years later.
I don't know about that .sounds a bit ginger. There's a bit of a george in here. Get your germans off my missus. e's doing time in the ginger. after all. on me Georgie . (In football) Over 'ere son. You're havin' a giraffe.Possibly an old music hall star ere. He is a ginger. George Best is a famous footballer
Gloria Gaynors Trainers That's a nice pair of Gloria's (running shoes) Gobstopper God Forbids Chopper (Penis) Kids Couldn't hear a thing 'cause of all the Godfor's. Eli Davenport reports that George & Zippy are from an old BBC kids show called Rainbow
George Bernard Door Shaw George Best George Martin George Raft Georgie Bests Georgio Armani German Bands Gertie Gitana Giggle and Titter Gin and Tonic Ginger Ale Ginger Beer Ginger Beer Gipsy's Warning Giraffe Girls and Boys Glasgow Ranger Glass of Plonk Glass of Water Glenn Hoddle Chest Farting Draft Breasts Sarnie (Sandwich) Hands Banana Bitter (beer) Supersonic Jail Engineer Queer (odd) Morning Laugh Noise Stranger Conk (Nose) Quarter Doddle (easy or straight forward) That jobs a Glen Hoddle. mate. I could use a giggle.Chaucer George and Zippy Nippy (cold) It's a bit George.
. I like a gertie on my cereal . He knows his stuff. Glenn Hoddle is the coach of the English football team replacing Terry Venables.
no more beer till I've 'ad a gypsy's. Blimey .
Gregory Peck Gregory Peck Gypsy Nell Gypsy's Kiss H Habitual Knitter Haddock and Bloater Hair Gel Hairy knees Hairy Nips Half a Gross Half Inch
Specs (spectacles) Neck Hell Piss
Bitter Motor (car) Bell Please Chips Dose Pinch (steal) Someone's half-inched me pint! I've gone and locked me keys in the haddock
He got nabbed by the grasshoppers. so I 'ad to pay by Gregory.
Gravel and grit Shit Gravy lumps Grease and Grime Dumps Time
Green eggs and Exam ham Greengages Gregory Peck Wages Cheque I've blown the greengages down at the dogs I never 'ad any bread on me.Gold Watch Goldie Locks (Goldies) Goose's Neck Gordon & Gotch Grand Grass in the Park Grasshopper
Scotch (Whisky) Socks Cheque Watch 1000 Nark Copper (police)
E enjoys his gold watch
He stuck me with a bouncing goose. I'm going down to the iron to sausage a gregory. Where's me gregs Wind you Gregory in My knee is giving me gyp today.
Hampden Roar Score
Hampton Wick Prick Hank Marvin Starvin'
Hansel and Gretel Harold Wilson's Harris Tweed Harry Bash Harry Dash Harry Kewell Harry Lime Harry Lin Harry Monk Harry Nash Harry Rag Harry Randall
Kettle Stilsons (Pipe Wrenches) Weed Cash Flash (natty) Cool Time Chin Spunk (semen) This glue's as sticky as a load of Harry. The Hampden Roar is is a commonly used term that refers to the noise made when fans cheer on Scotland at Hampden Park His hampsteads (hamps) are a crime. What's the Harry Lime? Harry Lime is a character in 'The Third Man' e was alway a bit of an 'arry
. He gets on my wick. If you know please tell me. Don't even try to understand this one . You know the hampden. Harry Monk was an old music hall entertainer. I haven't eaten all day Hank Marvin was the guitarist for The Shadows from the 1960's to the 1990's. Cash Fag (cigarette) Candle There's a discount if you're paying Harry Nash if anyone knows the origin of this I'd appreciate it Have you got a harry? I don't know who or what a "Harry Rag is.Half inched
Pinched Where's me bleeding cuppa arf past?
Half Past Three Tea Ham and Cheesy Ham and Eggs Ham Shank Ham Shanks Hammer and Tack Easy Legs Bank Yanks Back
Ooh! Me 'ammer and tack's playing me up again. Look at all the Harry's on his cake.just accept it I'm bloody Hank Marvin.
They broke the 'enry down at number thirty two
He kissed me on my hide and seek
Highland Fling Ring Hillman Hunters Hit and Miss hit and miss Hobsons Choice Holly Hox Holy Friar Holy Ghost Holy Ghost Hopping Pot Punters Piss Kiss Voice Pox Liar Toast Racing Post Lot (Serving or That's your hopping mate. this may have originated with Londoners who traveled to Kent and other districts to gather hops for beer Spatula Have you just horse & carted? 'e's a bit of a holy friar How about another round of 'oly. that's all you share) get.
Horse and Cart Fart Horse and Cart Heart Hot Cross Bun Nun
. I've got to have a hit before we go out. Bleedin' hearts.Harry Wragg Harvey Nichol Hat Rack Hay Stack Heap of Coke Hearts of Oak Hedge and Ditch Henry Henry Moore Here and there Herring bone Hey Diddle Diddle Hide and Seek
Fag (cigarette) Pickle Back Back Bloke Broke (financial) Pitch (Stall or Stand) Eighth Door Chair Phone Middle Cheek
Have you got a harry? Frank Baynham reports that Harry Wragg was a famous jockey
I'm skint mate. Meaning.
Hot Cross Bun
Hotpoint Fridge Severn Bridge House to Let Housemaid's Knee How d'you Do How's your father? Hum & Song I I Suppose Ian Beale Ian Wrights Ice Ice Cream Freezer I'm Afloat Inky Smudge Ins and Outs Irish Jig Irish Rose Iron Hoof Iron Tank Isle of Wight Isle of Wight Itch and Scratch Itchy Teeth Ivory Band J J. He's a bit of an iron. Arthur Rank Jack & Jill Wank (masturbate) Till (Cash e's off having a J. got any ins and outs? (See Salmon and Trout) I think that blokes wearing an Irish She gave me a kiss on my Irish. e's not a bad old ice cream That rotten drunk gave me a clip on me I suppose. Arthur E got nicked with 'is 'ands in the old jack and jill Nose Deal Lights cream freezer Geezer Overcoat Judge Snouts (Cigarettes) Wig Nose Poof (homosexual) Bank Right Light Match Beef Hand ere mate. Bet Sea Shoe Lather Pong (smell)
. He lost his house to the iron.
Pollock is a "20th Century strange artist"."I'm off to the jack jack". See also 'Alone' and Bar (pub). if you were telling your brother Jack. Jack" He went to the pub all Jack. [See also Bill]
Jack the Dandy Brandy Jack the Ripper Stripper Jack the Ripper Kipper Jackanory jackdaw Jackie Chan Jacks alive Jackson Pollock Jacobs Crackers Jam Jar Jam Roll Jam Tart James Dean Jamie Redknapp Story Jaw Scran (food) Five Bollocks Knackers (testicles) Car Arsehole Heart Obscene Crap This modern art's a load of old Jacksons . That geezer is a right jam roll. Or.can I have my Jack? Pill (birth control) Hill Till Alone Alone Own Fanny Dance Bar (pub) I'm off to the Jack. That toe-rag kicked me in the Jacobs Bloody jam is down again. I could use some top Jackie for me Michael Winner I love me jack the rippers
. She's on the Jack The store is up the jack. Could be very confusing if you're going alone . I'm Hank Marvin.register) Jack an' Dandy Handy Jack and Danny Fanny Jack and Jill Jack and Jill Jack and Jill Jack and Jill Jack Jones Jack Jones Jack Jones Jack 'n' Danny Jack Palance Jack Tar She's just sitting at home on her Jack and Danny
Bill (statement) I'm going home . "I'm off to the jack jack.
Jodrell Bank was the site of a University of Manchester botanical station.I could use a jimmy.Jazz Bands Jeckyll and Hyde Jekyll and Hyde Jekyll and Hydes Jenny Lee Jeremiah Jerry Cottle Jerry O'Gorman Jim Skinner Jimmy Hill Jimmy Hill Jimmy Hill Jimmy Nail Jimmy Orner Jimmy Riddle Joanna
Hands Snide Pride Strides [trousers) Key Fire Bottle Mormon Dinner
Get yer jazz bands off me 'e's a bit Jeckyll You lost your jekyll or something? Just bought a new pair of Jekylls
Is my Jim ready yet?
Bill (statement) Have we paid the Jimmy Hill yet? . Today. Piano He sparkles on the joanna. Jimmy Hill is a football pundit and former player Pill Ill Hell Corner Piddle (urinate) I've had three pints . Just to confuse you. about 20 miles south of Manchester. back in the 1940's.
Joe Blake Joe Blake Joe Brown Joe Goss
Steak Snake Town Boss Never trust a joe . so instead of 'piano' they call it a 'piana' I'll have a large plate of jockey's
Jockey Whips Jockey's whip Jodrell Bank
Chips Kip Wank
Just off for a Jodrell . Mind if I share your Joe Baxi? William Coward says Joe Baxi was a heavyweight boxer who knocked out British champ George Woodcock around 1950.Joe Goss was a talented boxer
. they mispronounce the word you're trying say. Jodrell Bank is a leading radio astronomy facility.
more a matter of getting your mords wixed up] He's off and joined the Kate.Joe Hook Joe Rook John Cleese John Cleese John Cleese John Major John Major John O'Groat John Skinner John Wayne
Book Crook Keys Peas Cheese Pager Wager (bet) Throat Dinner Train I'll meet you 'round the Johnnie. Kareem Abdul Jabbar is a basketball player in the U.
Kate Mossed It Lost It Kathy Burke Keith (Chegwin) Work Pregnant
. look at the 'ampsteads on that Julius
Bloody kareem is down again. How he got into rhyming slang I'll never know!
Steak Steak and Kidney Army Toss A lovely Kate and Sydney pie [Not really rhyming slang .they're good for you I'm meeting the big John Cleese today at work Me John Major's just gone off
Johnnie Horner Corner Johnny Horner Johnny Mutter Corner Butter
Johnny Vaughn Yawn Johnny Vaughn Porn Judge Jules Julian Clary Julius Caesar Jumping Jack K Kareem Abdul Jabbar Kate Kate and Sydney Kate Karney Kate Moss Car Tools Fairy Geezer Back
Can't hold back a good Johnny .Johnny Vaughn was the star of The Big Breakfast I enjoy a bit of Johnny . I couldn't give a Kate Moss.S.Johnny Vaughn was the star of The Big Breakfast
ere. 'e cleared his groat whilst wiping his mincers with 'is germans 'ave you seen me johns Eat yer John Cleese .
From Kermit the Frog => frog and toad => road.
Kettle and Hob Watch (fob watch)
Kevin Keegan Khyber Pass Kick and Prance Kick Start kidney punch King Lear King Lear King Tut
Vegan Arse Dance Tart Lunch Queer (homosexual) Ear Gut He just sat on his kingdom all day e's a bit King Lear.Keith Deller Ken Boon Ken Smee Kermit Kermit the Frog Kerry Packer
Stella (Artois) 4 Door Saloon Pee Road Bog Knackered (tired) I'm right Kerry'd . I got the following from Dudley who wondered about the connection between a kettle and a watch .he passed on the following story: e took off down the kermit.
Kingdom Come Bum King's Death Kippers Kitchen Sink Kitchen Sink Kite Breath Slippers Clink (jail) Drink Cheque
After that last episode he'll be in the kitchen for a while
Knobbly Knees Keys Knobbly Knees Peas Kungfu Fighter Lighter Kuwaity Tanker L Lady from Pistol Wanker
Have you got your knobblies with you? We're havin' sexton and knobblies
. Is this a lads night or are we taking the kicks Stick it up your khyber.Kerry Packer is an Australian media magnate (and bleeding rich!) That's a lovely kettle.
Lesley Crowthers Lester Piggot
Light and bitter Shitter Light and Dark Park Lilian Gish Fish Good day at the stream. that bloke still owes me lady! note)
Lager and Lime Spine Lah-di-dah Lamb & Mint Lar-dee-dar Lards last card in the pack Laugh and Titter Lee Marvin Star Skint Cigar Trousers Sack Bitter (Beer) Starvin' I'm Lee Marvin. See other entry for starvin' (Hank Marvin). The late Leo Fender was the inventor of the Stratocaster guitar Let's make it a Leo Sayer.Bristol Lady Godiva Fiver (5 pound Ere. if you're really hungry you could say..
. Lee Marvin was an American actor.
Left in the Lurch Legs Lemon Curd Lemon Dash Lemon Lime
Church 11 Girlfriend Flash Crime Don't act so lemon Not one lemon reported all night
Lemon Squeesy Easy Lemon Squeezer Leo Fender Leo Sayer Geezer Bender (homosexual) All Dayer (all day drinking session) Trousers Bigot That blokes a bit leo after all.they're not related. Lards is from Callards & Bowsers. "I'm Hank.. Got a pair of Lilian's. 'e was caught with 'is lards down. And no . and his brother Lee". makers of fine toffee's.
lend us a louise.use your loaf. Lionel Blaire is a performer. Louise Wener is a singer Nothing like a good loop on a cold day.look at that awful Linda he's wearing Has the morning linen come yet?
Lionel Blaire Lion's Lair Little and Large Little Critter Liz Hurley Liza Minelli Loaf of Bread Lollipop Long Un Longers and Lingers Loop de Loop Lord Lovel Lord Mayor Lord of the Manor Lords and Peers Louise Wener
. What's for lilly and skinner Oh my God . I'm havin' a right lionel Lionel Blaire is a performer. Have a lion's while you wait. 'e's never gotten here liz What's on the Liza? Don't just stand there . Got on his best lionels for the evening.Lilley & Skinner Lilley and Skinner Lillian Gish Lilly and Skinner Linda Lusardi Linen Draper Ling and Linger Lionel Bart Lionel Blaire
Beginner Dinner Pish Dinner Cardy (cardigan) Paper (newspaper) Ring on Finger Fart Flares (wide bottom trousers) Nightmare Chair Marge Bullshitter Early Telly (TV) Head Shop 1000 Fingers Soup Shovel Swear Tanner Ears Tenner (10 ere.
. hit my head and ended up with a mars bar
Matheson Lang Slang (Cockney Rhyming) Mavis Fritter Melvyn Bragged Shitter Shagged
. Comes from Macaroni => pony.pound note) Lousy Brown Love and Kisses L-Rig Lucy Locket M Macaroni Macca Mae West Magnus Pike Pony (25 pound) Crap Best Crown Missus (Mrs) Girl Pocket
with the band Sleeper
Where did your love and kisses go?
Keep it in your Lucy. if you pronounce brother as "bruvver"!
Mahatma Ghandi Major Stevens Man on the Moon Manchester Scally
Manhole Cover Brother
Mark Ramprakash Mars Bar
Slash Scar I fell down the apple and pears trying to answer the dog & bone. Pony & Trap => Crap I'm Mae West at Cockney Rhyming Slang
Dyke (Lesbian) She looks like a right Magnus .
I'm off for a macca .. How does manhole cover rhyme with brother you ask? Simple.Magnus Pike was an 'off the wall' TV personality who would (and could) explain complex scientific concepts to kids Randy Evens (betting) Spoon Rally My manhole cover is coming for a visit.
Melvynn Bragg Fag (cigarette) Merchant Banker Merlyn Rees Wanker Peice (lunch)
Oi, mate. Can I scrounge a melvynn of you He's a right merchant
Merry Old Soul Arsehole Meryl Streep Meryl Streep metric miles Michael Caine Sleep Cheap Piles Train
'e's a bit of a merry old soul
I missed me Michael
Michael Caines Stains Michael Miles Michael Winner Mick Jagger Mick Mills Mickey Bliss Mickey Duff Mickey Most Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse Piles Dinner I'm Hank Marvin. I could use some top Jackie for me Michael Winner.Michael Winner is the food critic for the Sunday Times How about a couple of Mick Jaggers over here? 'e's always 'ad a weakness for the Mick Mills . Mick Mills played for Ipswich in the '70s
Piss (Make fun He's always taking the mickey out of someone of) Puff (marijuana) Toast House Scouse I'm taking my missus to the mickey tonight. Usually means a theatre rather than a residence Here, mate. Got any Mickey?
Mickey Rourke Pork Midland Bank Mikkel Becks Milton Keynes Mince Pies Moby Dick Molly O'Morgan Monkey Monkey Wank (masturbate) Specs [Spectacles) Jeans Eyes Sick Organ 500 Wench She got beatiful minces. I'm feeling a bit Moby today. I'm going for a midland Where did I put me Mikkel's? - Mikkel Beck is a footballer
Wrench Monkey's cousin monkey's tail Moriarty Mork and Mindy Mother Hubbard Dozen Nail Party Windy Cupboard Mental morry mate Cor, it's bloody mork today, shows you that the slang is constantly evolving There's nothing in the mother.
Mother of Pearl Girl Mother's Ruin Mozambique Mrs Chant Mrs Duckett Mrs. Chant Mum and Dad Mumbley Pegs Murray Gin Keek Aunt Bucket Aunt Mad Legs mint She's a real murray 6 just can't get her to shut up! He didn't know what to get his Mrs. Chant for Christmas He's a bit mum and dad. Stand on your own mumbleys Another mothers would sit well.
Murray Walker Talker Murray-mint Mutt and Jeff Skint Deaf
Poor buggers mutt and jeff. Usually full slang expression is used. very often the expression is shortened to mutton as in "Poor buggers mutton".
Mutter and Stutter Mystic Meg N Nails and Tacks Nanny Goat Nanny Goat Nanny Goat Nat King Cole Natter Near and Far
Fax Throat Boat Coat Dole (welfare) Chat Bar (pub) I saw him at the near. Get that down your nanny I took my nanny out on the river. Put your nannies on - it's taters out. I've got to sign on the old Nat King
Telly I'll have a small needle and tonic.
Needle and Pin Gin Nelson Eddy's Nelson Mandelas Nena Nervo nervo and Knox
Readies (pound e's got a pile of nelsons! notes) Stella (beer) 99 9 Box A couple of nelsons please
Nervous Wreck Cheque Neves New Delhi Newington Butts Niagara Falls Niffty Nifty n Frifty Nightboat to Cairo Nix Nix/Nixies No Surrenders Noah's Ark Noah's Ark Noah's Ark Nobby Stiles Norman Watts North and South Nose and Chin Nuclear Sub Nuns 'n Habits Nuremberg 7 Belly Guts (stomach) My newingtons are giving me some gyp today. Newington Butts is in an area of London (SE1?) commonly known as The Elephant and Castle Balls (testicles) I got him in his niagara's 50 Shifty Giro 86 Nothing Suspenders Park Shark Lark Piles (hemorrhoids) Pots Mouth Gin Pub Rabbits Piles Me Nuremberg's are really playing me up I gave him a punch up the north. I'll have a drop of nose and chin I'll meet you down the nuclear at 5 o'clock Me nobbies are acting up again .Nobby Stiles was a great footballer from years gone by I'm taking my misses to the Noah.
Trials O Ocean Ocean Going Squid Ocean Pearl Oily Rag Okey Doke Old Bill Old Pot And Pan Oliver Twist Oliver Twist Mate Quid Girl Fag (cigarette) Poke Police Husband Fist Pissed (drunk) Next thing I know he's got his Oliver in my face. I 'ad one over the eight last night and got completely Olivered. See also 'Fist' and 'Brahms & Liszt' Give us an oily.
Omar Sharif on the floor Once a Week
Grief Poor Cheek ere's me one and t'other now. Where's me one 'n two's?
One and t'other Brother One and two's One Time Looker Shoes Hooker
Ones and Twos Shoes Ooh Aah Orange Peel Stella Artois (beer) Feel I'll have an ooh aah I fancy an orange of her Bristols!
Orchestra Stalls Balls (testicles) He nearly got hit in the orchestra Oxford Scholar Dollar Stupid horse cost me an Oxford. Pre-war the dollar was worth just less than 5 shillings, so an Oxford is worth 5 shillings or a crown
Oxo cube P Pam Shriver Pants and Vest Paper Hat
Fiver Chest Prat This cough is killing me pants and vest
Paraffin Lamp Pat and Mick Pat Cash Pat Malone Paul Cousins Paul McKenna Paul Weller
Tramp (hobo) Sick Slash Alone Baker's dozens Tenner (�10) Stella (beer)
I gave me last apple to that old paraffin
I'm all pat tonight.
I'm don to me last Paul McKenna . Paul McKenna is a famous hypnotist Give us a Paul Weller - Paul Weller is (or was) a musician with The Jam. Stella refers to Stella Artois
Pea shooter Peanut Butter and Jelly Pear Halved Pearly Queen Peas in a Pot Peckham Rye Peddle and Crank Pen and Ink
Hooter (nose) Belly Starved Seen Hot Tie Wank (masturbate) Stink Don't touch that - it's bloody peasy. I'm putting on me best whistle and me new peckham. I'm off for a peddle! That's a bit of a pen and ink. "Lunch in a bit?" "Yeah, I'm a bit pear."
Perpetual Loser Boozer Persian Rugs Pete Tong Peter Pan Peter Powell Petrol Tanks Philharmonic Picadilly Piccadilly Pie and Apple Chunk Pie and Liquor Pie and Mash Drugs Wrong Tan Towel Yanks Gin and Tonic Chilly Silly Drunk Vicar Slash (piss) I'm poppin' out for a pie and mash She'd better watch her pieces of eight Can I buy you a pig? I've always said he was piccadilly 'ere mate. Got any Persians? It's all gone a bit Pete .Pete Tong is an English DJ
Pieces of Eight Weight Pig's Ear Beer
another usage if something's a bit off (i.That's a bit pony mate! Let's pop 'round his pope and fetch him..
I could use a couple of hours in the pineapple I need a ping pong drink
My bloody pitch kept me late again.e. Just gotta 'ave a pony Or. mate.Pillar and Post Pillar and Post Pimple and Botch Pineapple Pineapple Chunk Ping Pong Pinky and Perky Pins & Pegs Pipe your Eye Pitch and Toss Pittsburgh Steelers Planet of the Apes Plaster Plates and Dishes Plates of Meat Pleasure and Pain Plimsoll Mark Plink Polo Mint Pony Pony and Trap
Ghost Host Scotch Chapel Bunk (bed) Strong Turkey Legs Cry Boss Peelers (police) Grapes Arse Misses Feet Rain Park Plonk (Wine) Bint 25 Crap
Looks like he's seen a pillar Who's the pillar and post for tonight? He enjoys a good pimple.
Get your plates of the table.
Ang on. Any more pleasure and we'll be swimming. not of good quality) .he gets two pigs (beers) in him and he starts telling porkies.
Pope in Rome Pope on the rope Porcupine Pork Chops Pork Pies
Home Dope Wine Pigs (Police) Lies
Where's the porc waiter
raspberries like cigar buts! The old boy's a raspberry
Rainbow Trout Kraut (German) Randolph Scott Spot (acne) Raspberry Ripple Raspberry Ripple Nipple Cripple
. taters out there init?
Coat Bum Stranger Pounds (currency) Who's that Queen's Park Ranger standing over there?
He's always rabbitting on about something. He's a bit radio Bloody rainbows beat us at football last night! I've got a great big randolph on my chin Look at the thup'neys on her. the famous footballer she married.
Posh 'n Becks Pot and Pan Pot and Pan Pot of Glue Potatoes in the mould Prairie Hat Present and Past Prison Time Profit & Loss Q Quaker Oat Queen mum Queen's Park Ranger Quid R Rabbit and Pork Radio Rental
Decks (turntables) Old Man (Father) Old man (husband) Clue Cold Prat Last Bird (Lime) Boss
Cor. Another example of Rhyming Slang evolving to reflect the times. see Sex -> Posh 'n Becks I was talking to me old pot just yesterday.Porridge Knife Posh 'n Becks
Life (term) Sex
e's doing a stay in the porridge Had a bit of posh with the missus last night Posh refers to Posh Spice (Victoria Adams) of the Spice Girls while Becks refers to David Beckham. See also Decks -> Posh 'n Becks Have you got yer posh 'n becks yet.
I'm off to the riff raff Martin's new bird's a Reg .
Reels of Cotton Rotten Reg Grundies Reg Varney Rex Mossop Rhythm and Blues Richard the Third Richard the Third Rick Whitter Ricki Lake Riff Raff Undies Pakistani Gossip Shoes Bird Turd (shit) Shitter (toilet or rectum) Fake Café (pronounced caff) Change Chink (Chinese) 1000 Fork 4 Boy Good Dole (welfare) Piles (hemorrhoids) That sounds like it's robin e hasn't worked a day in 'is life. love? Rex is an Aussie sports commentator Get your rhythm and blues on Look what that bloody Richard's done to my car! He's a bit of a Richard. Me Jim Rockford's are giving me gip! Jim Rockford was the central character in the TV show The Rockford Files..Reg played Stan Butler on 'On the Buses'.I'm off to the rick. Rick Whitter is a singer in the group Shed7
Rifle Range Rink-a-dink Rio Grande Roast Pork Roath Rob Roy Robin Hood Rock and Roll Rockford Files
That referee is a right Ravi
Read and Write Fight Red sock Dock
He'd rather read than walk away. We're going to get rinky take-away.Raspberry Tart Rats and Mice Ravi Shankar Razor
Fart Dice Wanker Blazer
He blew a raspberry.. 'e's always been on the rock and roll. one of the 1970's BritComs What's the latest Rex. Back in a sec .
I'm off to the rub-a-dub-dub. Got a note from Sandy Everitt who knew Ruby Murray 6 Ruby was a top recording star in the 1950's who achieved the rare feat of having five songs in the top 20 at one time. Ruby Murray was a singer in Glasgow back in the 30's or 40's . Matthews tells me that Ruby was an Irish singer (1935-1996) popular in the mid to late 1950's.
Rub-a-dub-dub Pub Rubber bands Rubber Dub Rubber Duck Rubber Glove Rubric's Cube Ruby Murray Hands Sub Cook Love Pube (pubic hair) Curry
When your having a shower make sure you wash your rubric's I'm going for a ruby. N.Rocking Horse Rodney Marsh Roger Moore Roger Moore Roger Nellie Roland Joffe Roller Coaster Ronald Riches Ronnie & Reggie (Kray) Ronnie Barker Roof Rack Rory O'Moore Rory O'Moore Rosy Lea Rouf Cinque Round the Houses Roy Hudd's Rub a Dub
Sauce Harsh Door Whore Telly Coffee Toaster Bitches Veggie Marker (pen) Back Door Floor Tea 45 Trousers Spuds Sub (pay advance) Guvnor Give us a rub a dub till pay day.thanks to Peter Cotterell for the Ruby Murray info. Ruby died in 1996
. e's got hisself a new set of round the houses I've just put the rosy on.
Also.See "ins and outs" Ere mate. but fairly common in many English speaking countries He was in a fearsome sausage.JA) so Snout Rag = Fag = cigarrette. Martin McKerrell has written that Snout comes from snout rag meaning handkerchief (I'm thinking snot rag . would signal a tobacco supplier that he needed cigarettes by touching his nose. I'm right out. Richard Beveridge has suggested that the term snout comes from prison life when the prisoners.he's on the sausage. who would take their daily exercise in silence.just one example of not being satisfied with the slang. I'm right out.If you know where the expression 'snout' for cigarette comes from I'd like to include it.
Crash Dole (welfare) Goal Go
Scapa off! Actually pronounce 'Scarper' . give us a salmon. He ain't worked in years . give us a salmon. If you know where the expression 'snout' for cigarette comes from I'd like to include it
Salmon and Trout Salvador Dali San Moritz Sandshoe
Snout (cigarette) Drink Shit's Thank-you
Sans Fairy Ann I don't mind Santa's Grotto Saucepan Handle Saucepan Lids Sausage and Mash Sausage and Mash Sausage Roll Sausage Roll Scapa Flow Blotto (drunk) Candle Kids Cash I'm forever buy clothes for the saucepan lids I haven't got a sausage.Rum and Coke Runner Beans Ruof Russell Harty Rusty Nail S Salmon and Trout
Joke Jeans 4 Party Jail I've phoned for a sherbert to take us to the Russell . A little bit different.. they then mispronounce the word to thoroughly
.Russell Harty is a TV host
the common usage is the rhyming word rather than the first He's been telling scotts again. For whatever reason. Sit down and take a load off your pegs. He wears a Cartier but it's a sexton See also 'Sexton Blake->cake' ow about a nice slice of sexton? Possible that Sexton Blake was a detective in comic book stories (?) He jumped right into the shake
Shake and Shiver Shannon Tweed Shaun Ryder Shawshank Redemption Sherbet Dab Sherman Tank Sherman Tank
River Weed Cider Pension Cab (taxi) Wank (masturbate) Yank
e's been on the sherbert for five years (driving a cab)...confuse everyone Schindlers List Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo Score Scotch Mist Scotch Pegs Pissed (drunk) Clue Subaru 20 Pissed (drunk) Legs e was completely scotch mist last night. septic. Scott Gibbs is a rugby star I'm a bit schindlers after a too many forsythes I haven't got a scooby Let's have a go in ya scooby-doo
Scott Gibbs Scott Mills Scratch yer head (Scratcher) Screaming Alice Screw Scuffers Sebastion Coe Septic Tank Sexton Blake Sexton Blake
Fibs (lies) Pills Bed
Crystal Palace Prison Officer Police Toe Yank Fake Cake He's not very bright. you know. e's a right sherman
She may be his blister but she's nothing like him.me sieg heils are acting up today.
Spanish Archer Elbow Spark and Smoulder Shoulder
. Me slay 'ems are playing me up.
That dinner was a bit sorry. I'll stand if you don't mind .
I've got nothing in my skies.Shit Shoe Shovel and Pick Sieg Heils Sigorney Weaver Simon Said Sinbad the Sailor Single Fish Skin and Blister Sky Diver Sky Rocket Slay 'em in the aisles Slits in a Dress Snake's hiss Snout Snout Snow and Slush Sock and Blister Soldiers Bold Son 'n Daughter'd Sorry and Sad Soup and Gravy Sovs
Brace and Bit Scooby Doo Nick (prison) Piles (hemorrhoids) Beaver Dead Tailor Pish Sister Fiver Pocket Piles (hemorrhoids) Mess Piss Cigarette Informant Flush Sister Cold Slaughtered Bad Navy Pounds (currency)
Just off or a brace Where are me Scooby's? He's spending a bit of time in the shovel.
Spotted Dick Sprarsy Anna
Sick Tanner (sixpence)
We don't have a goalie 6 John's spotted . I'm just going for a steffi You're having a Steffi
Steve McGarret 50 Steve McQueens Stevey Bould Stevie Sticky Toffee Stinging nettle Stoke on Trent Stoke on Trent Jean's Cold Cinema Coffee Kettle Bent (criminal) e's stoke he is Bent (homosexual) That bloke's a bit stoke See also 'Bent (criminal)' Me new steves are a bit tight
Strange'n'Weird Beard Strawberry Phone
. Steve Claridge is a venerable striker.Spotted Dick is a dessert make with raisins Lend us a sprarsy . more usually rhymes with carriage in Britain. Martins a minute ago Extra stammer for me.Hand Grand Stammer and Stutter Stand at Ease Butter Cheese
Steak & kidney Sydney Steam Tug Steffi Graf Steffi Graf Steffi Graf Stench Steve Claridge Mug (fool) Laugh Bath Laugh Dame Judy (Dench) Garage I've just gotta go down the Steve for some petrol .the only rule is that there are no rules!
St. A great Tony Hancock piece has him trying to act all condescending and pronouncing it the American way. Martins-Le. Wouldn't mind a bit of ease. For whatever reason this one is backwards .I wanna get some toe-rags (cigarettes) I had it in my St. confusing the ears off a local constable. which commonly rhymes with mirage in North America. late of Leicester. It helps if you realize that garage.
Did you know Kevin is a tea caddy? He's always been a bit of a tea leaf. [Usually the fully slang expression is used] Would you like some talk on your toast Flannel Handy Tonic Gin and Tonic Liver Jock (Scot) Scot Flying Squad Kidney Wig What a syrup. This association actually comes from a particularly bad movie "My Wife's Family" where he played a character called Jack Gay.Rhone Strawberry Split Git (twit) That bloke's a right strawberry
Strawberry Tart Heart Suez Canal Sugar Candy Supersonic Supersonic Swanee River Sweaty Sock Sweaty Sock Sweeney Todd Sydney Syrup of Figs T T and H Talk and Mutter Taters in the Mould Tea Caddy Tea Leaf Tea Leafing Teapot Lid Teapot Lids Ted Ray 8 Butter Cold Paddy Thief Thieving Quid Kids Gay (homosexual) I'm down a teapot already. Here comes the Sweeney [the Flying Squad are the police] We're having swanee for dinner again? There was an Englishman.. I'm taking my little teapot to country. How about a nice Vera and super (Gin & Tonic)
Telecom Tower Shower Ten Furlongs (Mile and a quarter) Ten Speed Water I'll have a gold watch and ten
Look at the size of 'is ten speeds
. an Irishman and a sweaty on a boat. Ted Ray was an actor/comedian in the sixties. He's a bit Ted..
'e's traveling by toby.
. Look at the Thr'penny's on her. or. Lovely titfer. thirteen amps is the standard electrical receptacle in Britain I bought a new tennis racquet You're a bit Terry Waite This pub is full of Texas Rangers these days
This and That Three Card Trick Three Wheel Trike Thr'penny Bit Thumb and Pinky tic tac Tick Tick-Tock Tiddley Wink Tilbury Docks Tile Tin Bath Tin Flute Tin Lids Tin Tack Tin Tank Tit for Tat Tit Willow Toblerone Toby Ale Toby Jug Todd Sloan Todd Sloane
Cat Dick (penis) She couldn't keep her jazz bands off my three card trick
Dyke (Lesbian) She's a bit of a three wheeler Tits (breasts) Chinky Sack Tock Clock Drink Socks Hairstyle Laugh Suit Kids Sack (fired) Bank Hat Pillow On My Own Rail Mug (chump) Alone On your own He's over there on his toblerone. I'm tired of people taking me for a toby Looks like I'm on my Todd tonight. He's popped down to the pub for a tiddle. He got the tin tack the other day. I'll be wearing me tin flute I can't put me foot down without stepping on one of the tin lids.Gears Tennis Racquet Jacket Terry Waite Texas Ranger There you are Thirteen Amp Late Stranger Bar Tramp (hobo) Look at that bunch of thirteen amps over there. Just one more tiddley and I'm off.
.I wanna get some toe-rags.' I always thought it did come from terms used to refer to travelling people.. Toe-rags refer to the rags people used to wrap around their feet when they didn't have shoes.Toe Rag Toe-Rag
Slag (prostitute) Fag (cigarette)
She's a right toe rag. we used to call our socks toe-rags which is probably the same origin.
Tom and Dick Tom and Jerry Tom Foolery Tom Jones Tom Mix Tom Tank Tom Thumb Tom Tit Tom. meaning just a bit stronger than "rascal" and probably spelled without the e: 'You little torag. Toe rag couls also refer to a small time petty thief. She's probably at home doing a tommy. I'm going 'round the tommy to pay in a gooses. Dick and Harry Tommy Tank Tommy Tank
Sick Merry Jewellery Bones 6 Wank Rum Shit Dictionary Bank Wank (masturbate)
A wee bit of Tom and I'm off. I'm going for a Tom Tit. Ooh.
. "term is commonly used. He's feeling a bit Tom. I'll just check the meaning in the tom. Lend us a sprarsy . me toms are clicking.
Tommy Tucker Supper Ton Tonic Tony Blair Tony Slattery Top Hat Town Halls Tramp on a bench 100 Philharmonic Hair Battery Chat Balls Wench
I'll have a Vera and Phil (gin and tonic). You can sing for your Tommy. That bloke looks a flash. E's a tommy bloke. in his words "the sort of dirty little toe rag who would live next door and break into your house and nick the Christmas presents". at least in Scotland. He also says his old dad used to call some people a toe-rag and suspects it might have been an insult (reference to fag = queer). look at all his tom.
I love bubble and squeak made with Twist and Shouts. I'm taking my trouble dancing tonight. Hey. She looks like a nice twist. Shit
Two Fat Ladies 88 Two Little Ducks Two-Bob Bits U Uncle Bert Uncle Billy Uncle Bob Uncle Dick Uncle Fred Uncle Fred Uncle Ned Uncle Reg Uncle Sam Shirt Chilly Knob Sick Bread Dead Head Veg Ham 'e's a bit proud of his Uncle Bob. Can I have some Uncle Fred with this? I've got to press my uncle. I can't come out tonight . Where's me turtle dove's. Always one for a tufnell. 22 Shits (diarrhoea) I've got a real case of the two-bob bits.
State (anguish) He's in a two and eight over it. mum.
Turkish Delight Shite Turtle Dove Turtle Dove's Twist and Shouts Twist and Twirl Two and Eight Two Bob Bit Love Gloves Sprouts Girl All right me old turtle.I'm feeling a bit Uncle Dick.Trap One Treacle Tree trunk Trombone Trouble and Strife Tufnell Park Tumble down the sink Turkish Bath
Toilet Tart Skunk Phone Wife Lark (fun) Drink Laugh He's havin' a turkish.
Haven't got a weaver's of getting into her alans. Get out of me website. He's having a wally.Uncle Ted Uncle Toms Uncle Willy V Valerie Singleton Van Gogh Ear Vera Lynn Vera Lynn Vincent Price Vindaloo Vodka and Tonic Von Trappe W Wallace and Gromit Wally Grout
Bed Bombs Silly
I'm off to Uncle Ted. Get yer head off my weeping willow. She's a lovely girl but she is west end. mate (ie. you know. It's your turn to buy a round of drinks). It's your wally. ere. Got any vera's? I'll have one more Vera before I hit the frog and toad.
Weavers' Chair Prayer
Website Weeping Willow West End Thespian West Ham Reserves
Sight Pillow Lesbian Nerves
Vomit Shout (round)
One more pint and I'll Wallace.
Wally's Scarf Walter Mitty Watford Gap Weakest Link Weasel and Stoat
Laugh Titty (breast) Slap Drink Coat
I left my weasel in the pub. Wally Grout was an Australian cricketer who died in 1968. She's got a lovely set of walters.
1 Left Here Skin (cigarette paper) Gin Ice Clue VAT (value added tax) Crap He hasn't got a bloody vinda. e's got a bad case of the West Ham's. I'm gonna give you a Watford 'round yer chevy. mate. A weaver's chair has a low profile back allowing free movement of the arms.
but I can't afford the wilsons.Nightmare Mare Wheeltappers and Shunters Whiskey and Soda Whiskey Malt Whistle and Flute White Mice Widow Twanky Wilson Picket Wind and Kite Windjammer Winona Ryder Wobbly Jelly Wooden Plank Punters Voda (mobile phone) Fault Suit Ice Hanky Ticket Web Site Hammer Cider Telly Yank
He bought himself a new whistle for the wedding.Westminster Abbey
He's turned out a bit westminster today.
Wooly Hat and Laugh Scarf Wyatt Earp Y Yabba-DabbaDoo You and Me You Must Shoes Nice pair of yabba's mate. "Yabba-Dabba-Doo" was the catch phrase of Fred Flintstone.
Can I get two pints of winona please.it was a total Weston-Super. Went for an interview yesterday . For them what don't have a classical education. Fancy a cup of you and me? Burp
You're having a Laugh Giraffe Yuri Geller Z Zig and Zag Shag Stella
. Check out me wind and kite.
Then this wooden bloke walked in. Weston Super Mare is the main coastal resort of North Somerset.
I want to go to New York.
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Lar-dee-dar Snout Stevie Coat Hanger Bottle and Glass Billie Jean Kitchen Sink Dickory Dock Tick-Tock Charlie Brown Danny La Rue Danny LaRue Pot of Glue Scooby-Doo Vindaloo Nanny Goat Quaker Oat Weasel and Stoat Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Everton Toffee Roland Joffe Sticky Toffee Boris the Bold Cheltenham Bold Potatoes in the mould Soldiers Bold Stevey Bould Taters in the Mould Glass of Plonk Babbling Brook Rubber Duck Harry Kewell Bottle and Stopper
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Henry Spanish Archer Ginger Beer General Election Beans on Toast Major Stevens Green eggs and ham Mince Pies Donald Duck Boat Race Chevy Chase Drum and Bass Airs and Graces Brass Tacks Cough and Drag Harry Rag Harry Wragg Melvynn Bragg Oily Rag Toe-Rag Julian Clary Canary Ricki Lake Sexton Blake Frying Pan Auntie Annie Jack and Danny Jack 'n' Danny Arnold Palmer Bow and Arrows Apple Tart D'Oyly Carte Horse and Cart
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Cheerful Giver Swanee River Artful Dodger Butcher's Hook Captain Cook Fibre of your fabric Kate Mossed It Hopping Pot Rubber Glove Turtle Dove Donald Duck Friar Tuck kidney punch East Ham Mum and Dad Garden Gate British Rail Little and Large Finsbury Park Ronnie Barker Cash and Carried Itch and Scratch Cuts and Scratches China Plate Garden Gate Ocean Barney Marlin Dog's Eye Buster Keaton Radio Rental Chicken Oriental Tom and Jerry Elliot Ness
Mess Middle Milk Mind Minge Mini mint Minute Miss Misses Missus Missus (Mrs) Moan Money Money Money Money Mormon Morning Motor (car) Mouth Mug (chump) Mug (fool) Nail Nark Navy Neck Neck Nerves Nice Nick (prison) Nightmare Nightmare
Slits in a Dress Hey Diddle Diddle Acker Bilk Chinese Blind Edinburgh Fringe Fat and Skinny Murray cock linnet Cuddle and Kiss Plates and Dishes Cheese & Kisses Love and Kisses Darby and Joan Ackers Bees and Honey Bread and Honey Bugs Bunny Jerry O'Gorman Gipsy's Warning Haddock and Bloater North and South Toby Jug Steam Tug monkey's tail Grass in the Park Soup and Gravy Bushel and Peck Gregory Peck West Ham Reserves Chicken and Rice Shovel and Pick Lionel Blaire Weston-Super-Mare
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Police Police Police Ponce Ponce Pong (smell) Pony (25 pound) Poof (homosexual) Poor Pork Porn Porn Pots Pounds (currency) Pounds (currency) Pox Pox Prat Prat Prawn Prayer Pregnant Prick Pride Priest Priest Printer Prison Prison Officer Pub Pub Pube (pubic hair) Puff (marijuana)
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Punters Punters Punters Quarter Quarter Queen (Elizabeth II) Queer Queer (homosexual) Queer (homosexual) Queer (odd) Queue Quid Quid Quid Rabbits Racing Post Rail Rain Rain Rally Randy Rave (dance) Raver Raw Readies (cash) Readies (pound notes) Reasons Reek Rent Rent Ride Right Ring
Billies Bunter Hillman Hunters Wheeltappers and Shunters Farmer's Daughter Glass of Water Baked Bean Chelsea Pier Brighton Pier King Lear Ginger Beer Bernard Matthew Bin Lid Ocean Going Squid Teapot Lid Nuns 'n Habits Holy Ghost Toby Ale Andy Cain Pleasure and Pain Manchester Scally Mahatma Ghandi Comedy Dave Cheese Gratter Bale of Straw Duane Eddies Nelson Eddy's Four Seasons Ancient Greek Burton on Trent Duke of Kent Charlie Pride Isle of Wight Highland Fling
Ring on Finger River Road Road Rookie Rothmans Rotten Rotten Rough Row (argument) Row (argument) Rum Rum Sack Sack Sack (fired) Saloon Bar Sarnie (Sandwich) Sauce Sauce Saucer Saw Scar Scooby Doo Score Score Score (�20) Scot Scotch Scotch (Whisky) Scouse Scouts Scram
Ling and Linger Shake and Shiver Frog and Toad Kermit Biscuit and Cookie Dustins Hoffman Dot Cotton Reels of Cotton Brian Clough Barn Owl Bull and Cow Finger and Thumb Tom Thumb last card in the pack tic tac Tin Tack Balloon Car Georgio Armani Dead Horse Rocking Horse Geoffrey Chaucer bear's paw Mars Bar Shoe Bobby Moore Hampden Roar Apple Core Sweaty Sock Pimple and Botch Gold Watch Mickey Mouse Brussel Sprouts Cheese & Ham
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Jackie Chan Housemaid's Knee Pearly Queen Eighteen Pence Hotpoint Fridge Posh �n Becks Westminster Abbey Zig and Zag Melvyn Bragged Noah's Ark All Night Rave Chas and Dave Dig in the Grave Four Wheeler Nifty n Frifty 'appeny dip Dicky Dirt Uncle Bert Brad Pitt Eartha Kitt Gravel and grit Tom Tit Two Bob Bit Ben Cartwright Turkish Delight Barry White San Moritz Two-Bob Bits Light and bitter Mavis Fritter Council Gritter Gary Glitter Rick Whitter
Shocker Shocker Shoe Shoes Shoes Shoes Shoes Shoes Shoes Shop Shoulder Shout Shout (round) Shovel Shower Shower Shower Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick Sight Silly Silly Silly Silly Simple Sister Sister Six Sixty-six
Barry Crocker Constantino Rocca How d'you Do Canoes Dinky Doos One and two's Ones and Twos Rhythm and Blues Yabba-Dabba-Doo Lollipop Spark and Smoulder Brussel Sprout Wally Grout Lord Lovel David Gower Eiffel Tower Telecom Tower Bobby & Dick Moby Dick Pat and Mick Spotted Dick Tom and Dick Uncle Dick Website Auntie Lily Daffy Down Dilly Piccadilly Uncle Willy Dolly Dimple Skin and Blister Sock and Blister chopsticks clickety click
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Vera Lynn Bernie Flint Lamb & Mint Murray-mint Borassic Lint Duck and Dive Tree trunk Toe Rag Matheson Lang Watford Gap Charlie Nash Mark Ramprakash Pat Cash Pie and Mash Son 'n Daughter'd Bo-Peep Meryl Streep Big Dippers Kippers Aunt Nell Carpet Pile Joe Blake Bread and Cheese Jeckyll and Hyde Salmon and Trout Salmon and Trout Ins and Outs Band of Hope Bob Hope Cape of Good Hope Faith and Hope Almond Rocks Goldie Locks (Goldies)
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Tilbury Docks Currant Bun Hot Cross Bun Ding Dong Dudley Moore's Loop de Loop Elsie Tanner Bow and Arrow Horace Batchelor Gregory Peck Mikkel Becks Lager and Lime Alan Minter Daniel Boone David Boon Man on the Moon Randolph Scott Boiler House Twist and Shouts Roy Hudd's Harry Monk Michael Caines Apples and Pears Daisy Dancers Dancing Bears Lah-di-dah Pear Halved Hank Marvin Lee Marvin Two and Eight Joe Blake Kate Kate and Sydney
Stella Stella (Artois) Stella (beer) Stella (beer) Stella Artois (beer) Stellas (beers) Stench Stew Still Stilsons (Pipe Wrenches) Stink Stinkin Stool Story Stranger Stranger Stranger Straw Stray Street Strides (trousers) Strides [trousers) Stripper Strong Sub Sub (pay advance) Subaru Suit Suit Suit Suit Sun Suntan
Yuri Geller Keith Deller Nelson Mandelas Paul Weller Ooh Aah David Mellors Dame Judy Dench Battle of Waterloo Beecham's Pill Harold Wilson's Pen and Ink Abraham Lincoln April fool Jackanory Glasgow Ranger Queen�s Park Ranger Texas Ranger Ali McGraw Gamma Ray Field of Wheat Donkey Rides Jekyll and Hydes Jack the Ripper Ping Pong Rubber Dub Rub a Dub Scooby-Doo Bag of Fruit Bowl of Fruit Tin Flute Whistle and Flute Current Bun Desperate Dan
Supersonic Supper Sure Suspenders Swear Sydney Table Table Tablets (Ecstasy) Tail Tailor Tale Talk Talk Talker Tan Tan Tanner Tanner (sixpence) Tart Tart Tax Taxi Tea Tea Tea Teeth Teeth Teeth Telly Telly Telly Telly (TV)
Gin and Tonic Tommy Tucker Bobby Moore No Surrenders Lord Mayor Steak & kidney Betty Grable Cain and Abel Gary Abblets Alderman's Nail Sinbad the Sailor Daily Mail Bunny Rabbit and Pork Murray Walker Charlie Chan Peter Pan Lord of the Manor Sprarsy Anna Kick Start Treacle Candle Wax Joe Baxi Half Past Three Rosy Lea You and Me Bexley Heath Edward Heath Hampstead Heath Ned Kelly Roger Nellie Wobbly Jelly Custard and Jelly
Telly (TV) Ten Ten Tenner Tenner Tenner (�10) Tenner (10 pound note) Testicles Thank-you Thief Thieving Thirst Throat Throat Throat Ticket Ticket Tie Tights Till Till (Cash register) Time Time Time Tips (Gratuities) Tit (breast) Tits Tits (breasts) Tits (breasts) Tits (breasts) Tits (breasts) Tits (breasts)
Liza Minelli Big Ben Cock and Hen Ayrton Senna Cockle Paul McKenna Louise Wener Barnacle Bills Sandshoe Tea Leaf Tea Leafing Geoff Hurst Billy Goat John O�Groat Nanny Goat Bat and Wicket Wilson Picket Peckham Rye Fly-by-Nights Jack and Jill Jack & Jill Bird Lime Grease and Grime Harry Lime Fish and Chips Brad Pitt First Aid Kits Ballroom Blitz Brace and Bits Eartha Kitts Fainting Fits Thr'penny Bit
Titties (breasts) Titty (breast) Toast Toast Toaster Tock Toe Toes Toilet Tomato Sauce Tongue Tonic Tool Tools Tools Toss Tosser Tote Tow Towel Towers Town Train Train Trainers (running shoes) Trainers (running shoes) Tramp (hobo) Tramp (hobo) Trouble Trousers Trousers Trousers Trousers
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True Trunks Tube (underground) Turd (shit) Turd (shit) Turkey Twenty-two Twig Tyres Ugly Ugly Face Umbrella Undies Undies Van VAT (value added tax) Veg Vegan Veggie Vest Vicar Voda (mobile phone) Voice Vomit Wager (bet) Wages Wages Walk Wank Wank Wank Wank (masturbate) Wank (masturbate)
Eyes of Blue Chipmunks Oxo cube Douglas Hurd Richard the Third Pinky and Perky Dinky Do Earwig Dorothy Squires Fugly Cambridge and Oxford Auntie Ella Eddie Grundies Reg Grundies Bread & Jam Vodka and Tonic Uncle Reg Kevin Keegan Ronnie & Reggie (Kray) East and West Pie and Liquor Whiskey and Soda Hobsons Choice Wallace and Gromit John Major Cat and Cages Greengages Ball of Chalk Barclays Bank Jodrell Bank Tom Tank J. Arthur Rank Midland Bank
Wank (masturbate) Wank (masturbate) Wank (masturbate) Wanker Wanker Wanker Wash Watch Watch (fob watch) Water Water Water Web Site Weed Weed Week Weight Wench Wench Whisky Whore Whore Wife Wife Wife Wife Wig Wig Window Windshield Wiper Windy Wine Wood
Peddle and Crank Sherman Tank Tommy Tank Kuwaity Tanker Merchant Banker Ravi Shankar Bob Squash Gordon & Gotch Kettle and Hob Darling Daughter Fisherman's Daughter Ten Furlongs (Mile and a quarter) Wind and Kite Harris Tweed Shannon Tweed Bubble and Squeak Pieces of Eight Monkey Wrench Tramp on a bench Gay and Frisky Doug McClure Roger Moore Bread knife Duchess of Fife Fork and Knife Trouble and Strife Irish Jig Syrup of Figs Burnt Cinder Billie Piper Mork and Mindy Porcupine Do me Good
Word Work Work Work Worries Wrong Wrong Yank Yank Yank Yanks Yanks Yawn Years Yid (Jew) Zits
Dicky Bird Captain Kirk Dunkirk Kathy Burke Fred McMurrays Falun Gong Pete Tong Septic Tank Sherman Tank Wooden Plank Ham Shanks Petrol Tanks Johnny Vaughn Donkey's Ears Front Wheel Skid Candlesticks