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What’s the inspiration for
your room?
Initially my room had robin egg
blue and canary yellow stripes on
three walls and diamonds of the
same colors across the curved wall.
Reminded me of a circus. When we
moved into the house I was only
15-years-old, so I didn’t mind the
look. When I came into my twenties,
I wanted a more mature look. I like
the particular look of oxidized metal,
so I decided on going with neutral,
earthy tones. 
What’s your favorite piece?
My bed! It is so big. I like rolling
around in it, typing on it with my
computer and comfortably watching
TV because it’s perfectly centered. 
How do you create an
atmosphere?
I have an industrial lamp that
shines downward in one corner that
extensively illuminates one side of
the bed, while my second lamp is
smaller with a cotton lamp shade
which provides a soft, pleasant glow.
With those two lights on I can study
without straining my eyes while
I listen to music on my iPhone.
Sometimes, I light incense when
I have trouble sleeping or want to
relax and take a little nap. 
DECORATING TIPS FROM
THE DESIGNER HERSELF:
DECORATING ON A DIME
• TJ Max, Tuesday Morning, and
Garden Ridge tend to have some
pretty nifty stuf that resembles the
furniture I fnd in Fredericksburg
at a more reasonable price. 
• Anna’s Linens is a good place to
get reasonably priced comforters
in addition to 300, 400, 500,
600 thread count bed sheets and
pillow cases that feel so soft on
your skin! Sometimes you can
even fnd Egyptian cotton
dabbled here and there
if you look throughly
enough! Also, duvets
are a great way to get
a new look at a low
price.
DESIGN DO’S AND
DON’TS
DO: If you have a twin-size
bed and want to upgrade, grab the
extra twin size bed your sibling left
behind after moving out and make
it into a king-size bed!
DON’T: Don’t put too many things
on one surface. I am personally
allergic to dust so I try to keep furry
creatures and too much clutter of
my own furniture, including the bed.
Because the more stuf you have, the
more dust collects on there. 
DO: As you arrange your furniture
make sure you have enough room
to walk around. I usually sit on the
foor with my legs fully extended. If
I can ft between my bed and the
dresser, then I know I won’t feel
claustrophobic. 
DON’T: Don’t hang framed
pictures, posters, prints etc., too
high or too low. Put them at your
eye level so you don’t have to strain
your neck. Pretend your room is an
art exhibit.
CHECK OUT HER
HOT SPOT...
CHECK OUT HER
HOT SPOT...
THE DAUGHER OF A MILLION DOLLAR
REALTOR, CARLA SABELLA SHOWS US
HER SPACE
COMPILED BY: KATY GLASS PHOTOS: JEFF RAMIREZ
AND THEN PIMP
OUT YOUR PLACE
AND THEN PIMP
OUT YOUR PLACE
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M
ajor:
Psychology and A
rt
H
om
etow
n:
M
onterrey, N
.L.,
M
exico
25 WAYS TO TAKE YOUR PLACE FROM BORING TO BADASS—
WHATEVER YOUR STYLE
Whether you’re a manly man, a girly girl, stuck in the 70s, electronic obsessed or straight-up ballin’
out of control, we’ve got some awesome apartment accessories and dorm décor that make for
a freakin’ perfect pad. Because that half-assed cliché Marilyn Monroe and/or Bob Marley poster?
Come on, you’re better than that.
MAN CAVE
Because it’s not official
unless it’s in neon
01 | Man Cave Neon Sign, $260,
wayfair.store.rakuten.com
02 | 2-in-1 TV Remote & Bottle
Opener, $15, amazon.com
03 | Spin-the-Shot, $10,
amazon.com
04 | The Offcial How I
Met Your Mother Grey Silk
Suitjamas, $90, amazon.com
05 | Gentleman’s Ball
Scratcher, $16, amazon.com
01
04
Suit up and
lounge in luxury
03
Spin the bottle
just got 700x
manlier
02
Because a remote without a bottle
opener? SO 2012
05
While in the man cave, your
balls deserve the best, bro
Because when you start makin’ 6 fgs,
you gotta know how to decorate
STUDYBREAKS.COM | APRIL 2013 | 13
What’s the inspiration for
your room?
Initially my room had robin egg
blue and canary yellow stripes on
three walls and diamonds of the
same colors across the curved wall.
Reminded me of a circus. When we
moved into the house I was only
15-years-old, so I didn’t mind the
look. When I came into my twenties,
I wanted a more mature look. I like
the particular look of oxidized metal,
so I decided on going with neutral,
earthy tones. 
What’s your favorite piece?
My bed! It is so big. I like rolling
around in it, typing on it with my
computer and comfortably watching
TV because it’s perfectly centered. 
How do you create an
atmosphere?
I have an industrial lamp that
shines downward in one corner that
extensively illuminates one side of
the bed, while my second lamp is
smaller with a cotton lamp shade
which provides a soft, pleasant glow.
With those two lights on I can study
without straining my eyes while
I listen to music on my iPhone.
Sometimes, I light incense when
I have trouble sleeping or want to
relax and take a little nap. 
DECORATING TIPS FROM
THE DESIGNER HERSELF:
DECORATING ON A DIME
• TJ Max, Tuesday Morning, and
Garden Ridge tend to have some
pretty nifty stuf that resembles the
furniture I fnd in Fredericksburg
at a more reasonable price. 
• Anna’s Linens is a good place to
get reasonably priced comforters
in addition to 300, 400, 500,
600 thread count bed sheets and
pillow cases that feel so soft on
your skin! Sometimes you can
even fnd Egyptian cotton
dabbled here and there
if you look throughly
enough! Also, duvets
are a great way to get
a new look at a low
price.
DESIGN DO’S AND
DON’TS
DO: If you have a twin-size
bed and want to upgrade, grab the
extra twin size bed your sibling left
behind after moving out and make
it into a king-size bed!
DON’T: Don’t put too many things
on one surface. I am personally
allergic to dust so I try to keep furry
creatures and too much clutter of
my own furniture, including the bed.
Because the more stuf you have, the
more dust collects on there. 
DO: As you arrange your furniture
make sure you have enough room
to walk around. I usually sit on the
foor with my legs fully extended. If
I can ft between my bed and the
dresser, then I know I won’t feel
claustrophobic. 
DON’T: Don’t hang framed
pictures, posters, prints etc., too
high or too low. Put them at your
eye level so you don’t have to strain
your neck. Pretend your room is an
art exhibit.
CHECK OUT HER
HOT SPOT...
CHECK OUT HER
HOT SPOT...
THE DAUGHER OF A MILLION DOLLAR
REALTOR, CARLA SABELLA SHOWS US
HER SPACE
COMPILED BY: KATY GLASS PHOTOS: JEFF RAMIREZ
AND THEN PIMP
OUT YOUR PLACE
AND THEN PIMP
OUT YOUR PLACE
A
ge: 25
M
ajor:
Psychology and A
rt
H
om
etow
n:
M
onterrey, N
.L.,
M
exico
25 WAYS TO TAKE YOUR PLACE FROM BORING TO BADASS—
WHATEVER YOUR STYLE
Whether you’re a manly man, a girly girl, stuck in the 70s, electronic obsessed or straight-up ballin’
out of control, we’ve got some awesome apartment accessories and dorm décor that make for
a freakin’ perfect pad. Because that half-assed cliché Marilyn Monroe and/or Bob Marley poster?
Come on, you’re better than that.
MAN CAVE
Because it’s not official
unless it’s in neon
01 | Man Cave Neon Sign, $260,
wayfair.store.rakuten.com
02 | 2-in-1 TV Remote & Bottle
Opener, $15, amazon.com
03 | Spin-the-Shot, $10,
amazon.com
04 | The Offcial How I
Met Your Mother Grey Silk
Suitjamas, $90, amazon.com
05 | Gentleman’s Ball
Scratcher, $16, amazon.com
01
04
Suit up and
lounge in luxury
03
Spin the bottle
just got 700x
manlier
02
Because a remote without a bottle
opener? SO 2012
05
While in the man cave, your
balls deserve the best, bro
Because when you start makin’ 6 fgs,
you gotta know how to decorate
14 | APRIL 2013 | STUDYBREAKS.COM
AND THEN PIMP
OUT YOUR PLACE
Think pink with ridiculously girly gear
PRETTY PRETTY
PRINCESS
01
You don't have a
ballroom, so it's goin’ in
the bedroom
No, we didn't make up
the word shagalicious
So ridiculous that it's
practically practical
03
01 | Gypsy Chandelier Light,
$33, play.com
02 | Faux Glitter Pillow, $60,
zazzle.com
03 | Shagalicious Bedrest, $25,
amazon.com
04 | Antoinette Table Mirror,
$24, urbanoutftters.com
05 | Viva La Juicy Eau de
Parfum, $70, sephora.com
04
You want a mirror
that's as pretty
as your reflection,
mmmkay?
A badass bottle and
sweet scent means more
bang for your buck,
babes
05
INSPECTOR GADGET
Get technical with some awesome electronics
04
Finally all your clapping
practice will come in handy!
05
Writing utensils just got
a lot sneakier with this
P.I.-worthy pen
01
Because you love mother
nature...and your
electric bill blows
03
01 | Solar Window Phone
Charger, $33, thegadgetfow.com
02 | Water-Resistant Bluetooth
Shower Speaker, $100,
sharperimage.com
03 | iPhone Photo Cube Printer,
$140, sharperimage.com
04 | Clapper Plus with Remote
Control, $23, walmart.com
05 | Spycam Video Pen Camera,
$40, thegadgetfow.com
Work quick and print
out those snapchats for
some x-rated wall art
02
Since apparently-
iPods? Not
waterproof.
Because when you start makin’ 6 fgs
you gotta know how to decorate
MR. MONEYBAGS
04
Why go to a bar when you can
afford your own?
Nothing says money to
blow like applying Ben
Franklin to your butt
03
01 | Aquarium Coffee Table,
$700, hammacher.com
02 | Skee Ball Game Machine,
$2,000, amazon.com
03 | Money Toilet Paper Roll,
$7, amazon.com
04 | Light Up Bar, $1,375,
portadecor.com
05 | Walk-In Beer Cooler,
$6,349, kegworks.com
Because a regular
fridge? That shit's
for the poor
05
70S SWAG
Break out the bell bottoms and kick back
in a Kelso-approved pad
05
Channel your inner
Austin Powers with
this radical rug
01
Because you need some
gnarly wall art, naturally
04
01 | The Bee Gees Poster, $125,
wolfgangsvault.com
02 | Flower Power Throw Pillow,
$20, cafepress.com
03 | Bean Bag, $17, walmart.com
04 | Retro TV Frame, $8,
perpetualkid.com
05 | Shagadelic Rug, $42,
walmart.com
AND THEN PIMP
OUT YOUR PLACE
02
02
01
There's nothing fishy
about THIS furniture
It's like Chuck E.
Cheese's in your
apartment!
02
Lounging's never
looked so groovy
Real chairs are so
overrated
03
Totally puts your flat
screen to shame
AND THEN PIMP
OUT YOUR PLACE
Think pink with ridiculously girly gear
PRETTY PRETTY
PRINCESS
01
You don't have a
ballroom, so it's goin’ in
the bedroom
No, we didn't make up
the word shagalicious
So ridiculous that it's
practically practical
03
01 | Gypsy Chandelier Light,
$33, play.com
02 | Faux Glitter Pillow, $60,
zazzle.com
03 | Shagalicious Bedrest, $25,
amazon.com
04 | Antoinette Table Mirror,
$24, urbanoutftters.com
05 | Viva La Juicy Eau de
Parfum, $70, sephora.com
04
You want a mirror
that's as pretty
as your reflection,
mmmkay?
A badass bottle and
sweet scent means more
bang for your buck,
babes
05
INSPECTOR GADGET
Get technical with some awesome electronics
04
Finally all your clapping
practice will come in handy!
05
Writing utensils just got
a lot sneakier with this
P.I.-worthy pen
01
Because you love mother
nature...and your
electric bill blows
03
01 | Solar Window Phone
Charger, $33, thegadgetfow.com
02 | Water-Resistant Bluetooth
Shower Speaker, $100,
sharperimage.com
03 | iPhone Photo Cube Printer,
$140, sharperimage.com
04 | Clapper Plus with Remote
Control, $23, walmart.com
05 | Spycam Video Pen Camera,
$40, thegadgetfow.com
Work quick and print
out those snapchats for
some x-rated wall art
02
Since apparently-
iPods? Not
waterproof.
Because when you start makin’ 6 fgs
you gotta know how to decorate
MR. MONEYBAGS
04
Why go to a bar when you can
afford your own?
Nothing says money to
blow like applying Ben
Franklin to your butt
03
01 | Aquarium Coffee Table,
$700, hammacher.com
02 | Skee Ball Game Machine,
$2,000, amazon.com
03 | Money Toilet Paper Roll,
$7, amazon.com
04 | Light Up Bar, $1,375,
portadecor.com
05 | Walk-In Beer Cooler,
$6,349, kegworks.com
Because a regular
fridge? That shit's
for the poor
05
70S SWAG
Break out the bell bottoms and kick back
in a Kelso-approved pad
05
Channel your inner
Austin Powers with
this radical rug
01
Because you need some
gnarly wall art, naturally
04
01 | The Bee Gees Poster, $125,
wolfgangsvault.com
02 | Flower Power Throw Pillow,
$20, cafepress.com
03 | Bean Bag, $17, walmart.com
04 | Retro TV Frame, $8,
perpetualkid.com
05 | Shagadelic Rug, $42,
walmart.com
AND THEN PIMP
OUT YOUR PLACE
02
02
01
There's nothing fishy
about THIS furniture
It's like Chuck E.
Cheese's in your
apartment!
02
Lounging's never
looked so groovy
Real chairs are so
overrated
03
Totally puts your flat
screen to shame
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PULLOUT GUIDE
DRINK SPECIALS
EVERY BAR.
EVERY SPECIAL.
EVERY NIGHT.
VENUE MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY/SATURDAY EVERYDAY
Arjons (8736 Tesors Dr //210-804-1419) Hh 4-8P, Live Music 9:30-2A No Cover 18 + Up! F: Hh 4-8 Sa: Hh 8-2A 8-11 $1 Wells
Baja BBQ Shack (280 Marina Dr Canyon Lake) Texas Tuesday HH prices on all things Texas $5.75 Frozen Margaritas $7.75 CoronaRita F: $2.50 Tecate & Modelo S: $3.75 Pickle Shots Sunday 10-2pm $7 Bloody Mary Bar
Baker Street Pub (4326 Gardendale @ Wurzbach) Guiness & Crown Royal Shiner Bock & Smirnoff Flavors $2.50 Dos Equis, Zwack, Maker’s Mark $2.50 Heineken, Patron XO, Bacardi Flavors F: Rolling Rock & Jack Daniels S: Beer/Liquor Of The Day (Bartender’s Pick) B.A.R.E.Night (Hh Prices Bar And Restarurant)
Bitter End (903 Bitters Rd.//404-0827) $2.50 Crown/ $1.75 Domestics $2 Almost Anything $3.50 Bull Blasters $2.50 Jack $2 Mich Ultra $2 Corona $2.50 Skyy Flavors F: $2.50 Dos XX S: $2.50 Three Olives Stoli Flavors & Pacifco $2 Jim Beam
Bonham Exchange (411 Bonham // 224-9219) Closed Closed $1 Wells & $3 Jager $2 Well & $3 Domestics F: $2 Well & $3 Domestic S: $3 Any Drink Till 11PM, $2 Well & $3 Domestics $2 Wells And $3 Domestics
Bushwoods (13800Jones-Maltzberger // 496-9000) $2.50 Crown + Michelob $2.50 3 Olives Vodka + Dos Xx Bottles $2.50 Svedka Flavors, + Stella Artois $2.50 Bushmills $3 Black & Tans $5 Car Bombs F: $2.50 Lone Star, Lone Stra Lite, & Jack S: $2.50 Weed + Modelo Sin: Hh All Day For Ppl In The Biz! $2.50 Zweck
China Grove General Store (7393 Highway 87 East) Sirloin Steak and Fries $8 6pm-9pm. Shot Specials
$2 Dollar Domestics, $2 Dollar Wells, Live Music, Beer
Pong, Shot Specials
Ribeye, Baked Potato and Salad $12 6pm-9pm, Shot
Specials
Karaoke 9pm-close, Shot Specials
F: Dj 9pm-close, Shot Specials
S: 8pm-close Shot Specials: $3 Blue Balls,$4.50 Bull Blasters,$2 Silk Panties
Happy Hour Monday thru Friday $2 domestics noon - 6pm
Coco Beach (12159 Vallant @ Nakoma // 341-5330) $2.50 Smirnoff Flavors & Shiner $2.50 Tecate & Crown $2.50 Smirnoff Flavors & Heineken $2 Wells And Domestics F: $1 Lonstar Longnecks S: $2 Tecate; $2.50 Bartender’s Pick
$2.50 Smirnoff Whipped Cream & Fluffed Marshmallow
Flavors
Crabby Jack’s (16084 San Pedro Ave // 496-3386) $ 1.75 Domestic Longnecks All Day HH M-F 1am-7pm $1.25 Pints $2 Wells and Dom. LN’s 50 Cent Wing and Oysters Each daily from 4 to 7 PM
$ 1.50 Miller Lite and Bud Lite Pints, $ 1.75 Shiner Pints
All Day
F+S: ESP Hour, Plus $ 2.50 Wells and Dom. LNs from 10-11PM
Sunday: $ 2.50 Domestic Longnecks All Day
Everyday: E.S.P. Hour, 9-10 PM, includes mixed drink & longnecks
Cross-Eyed Seagull (19141 Stone Oak Pkwy) $2.50 Svedka & Sol $2.50 Jack & Lone Star/Lone Star Light $1 Beer Night- Beer Changes Weekly $2.50 Xx $3 Star F*Ckers F: $2 Tecate, $3 Red Headed Sluts S: $2.50 Land Sharks, $3 Star F*Ckers Shots
España Bar (5638 Hausman Rd. // 690-4433) $2 Bud Products Karaoke Night College Night $1.50 Beers Ladies Night $1 Beer F: $2 Miller & Coors Live Music & DJ S: Flamenco Night $3 Dos XX
Grotto Bar (19160 Stone Oak Pkwy // 387-1406) $2 Dosxx + Don Julio $2 Miller + Coors, $3 Wells $2 Corona + Pacifco, $3 Goose $3 Corona + Pacifco, $4 Crown F+S: Management Specials
The Hangar (8203 Broadway // 818-7699) $2.00 Draft Beer, $4.00 Dude Shots, $8.00 Pitchers
$1.50 Canned Beers, $4.00 Smirnoff Flavors, $6.00 Mini
Pitchers
$2.00 Secret Shot, $2.50 Bud & Bud Light, $4.00 Jager,
$4.00 Ultimate
$3.50 Delicious in Your Mouth Shots, $3.50 BIG ASS Beers,
$5 Specialty Martinis
F: $2.50 Ultra, $3.50 Delicious in Your Mouth Shots, $4.00 Jack & Jack Honey
S: $3.00 Dos Equis, $5.50 Patron XO
$3.50 Cruzan Rums, $3.50 Makers Mark, $3.50 Sobieski,
$3.50 Jim Beam
Highlander (5562 Fredricksburg Rd // 340-4577) Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week
Hooligan’s Bar and Grill (13920IH-35N) $1 Pint Night & Live Music Industry Night Open Mic & Keep The Glass Night Country Music / $2 Dollar Budlights
F: $4 Crown Royal Maple, $3 Heineken Pints, & Live Music
S: Xavair the Freaken Rican with Ray C on the Mic
M-F 4 to 8, Free Roll Texas Holdem and Free Pool
Howl At The Moon (111 W. Crocket // 212-4770) Free Adm. W/Service Ind Id $18 Dom Buckets Of Beer Free Adm. W/Service Ind Id $18 Dom Buckets Of Beer Free Adm. W/Service Ind Id $18 Dom Buckets Of Beer $1 Bud Lt, $2 Corona, $4 Bombs, $3 UV & Redbull F+S: Free Adm. W/ Service Industry Id $18 Domestic Buckets Of Beer Free Adm. W/ Service Industry Id $18 Dom Buckets O Beer
Ivory Lounge (5152 Fredericksburg Road) Closed Closed Closed
$2.75 Domestic Beers & $3.25 Well Drinks All Night! $4
Patron & Bull Blaster
F: $3 ANY Drink, Shot, or Beer & $100 Bottles ALL Night!
S: $75 Any bottle & weekly shot & drink specials.
Never A Cover / All Specials Are All Night
Jack’s Bar (3030 Thousand Oaks#101 // 210-494-2309) 8-Close// $1.50 Dom & Shiner Longnecks + $4BullBlaster 8-CPint Night//$1 Bud&Mill Light+Shiner, $2 Bluemn & XX 8-CL//$3 Jacks and $4 Bull Blaster, $2 Blue Moon Draft 8-CL//$3 drafts $3 Absolut F: $3 Three Olives Flavor Vodkas S: Bacardi Vodka and Flavors 8-CL//Sunday Funday-HH all day // MON-SAT HH 3-8PM
Josabi’s (17200 State HWY 16 S. // 210-372-9100) $2 Lonestar & Lt Tallboys & $3 Wells $1 Domestic Draft Pints $2 Lonestar & Lt Tallboys & $3 Wells $3 Jack & $2 Domestic Drafts $2 Lonestar & Lt Tallboys & $3 Wells $2 Lonestar & Lt Tallboys & $3 Wells
Kona Grill (15900 La Cantera Pkwy // 877-5355) HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM F: HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM S: Reverse HH 9PM-11PM Su-HH 3PM-11PM
The Irish Pub (9726 Datapoint // 692-7620) $2.50 Finlandia tangerine and service industry night (SIN) $3.00 Newcastle Happy Hour 2-8, $3.00 U-Call-It Happy Hour 2-8, $2.50 Shiner pints, $2.50 Jack Daniels F: Happy Hour 2-8, Bartender’s Choice S: $75 ANY Bottle Before 11. Weekly Shot, Drink, & Beer Specials. No Cover Charge
The Lion & Rose (5148 Broadway 842 NW LP 410)
4pm-2am// Order a Pint & receive a 22oz*, Dos XX Pints
$2.95, House Margaritas $3.50, + Cuervo Gold $3.99
$4.25 Stella, $4.50 Absolut Vodka
& $3.95 Sam Adams pints
PINT NIGHT begins at 7:00pm! $3.95 New Castle Brown Ale
pints & Bacardi Rums $3.50
$2.99 House Chardonnay & Cabernet, Rocks Ritas & Bacardi +
$3.95 Bass Ale & $5.50 Crown Royal
F: $4.25 Spaton & Franziskaner Pints & $4.50 Jager S: OH MY GUINNESS! $3.95 Guinness Stout pints, Harp Lager pints & Half
& Half pints + $4.50 Bushmills
$2.50 Shiner pints, $3.49 Mimosas, $2.99 House Bloody
Marys, $3.50 Tito’s Vodka, $5.00 Irish Bulldog & $4.99 Pimm’s
The Lion & Rose (700 E. Sonterra // 798-5466)
4pm-2am// Order a Pint & receive a 22oz*, Dos XX Pints
$2.95, House Margaritas $3.50, + Cuervo Gold $3.99
$4.25 Stella, $4.50 Absolut Vodka
& $3.95 Sam Adams pints
PINT NIGHT begins at 7:00pm! $3.95 New Castle Brown Ale
pints & Bacardi Rums $3.50
$2.99 House Chardonnay & Cabernet, Rocks Ritas & Bacardi +
$3.95 Bass Ale & $5.50 Crown Royal
F: $4.25 Spaton & Franziskaner Pints & $4.50 Jager S: OH MY GUINNESS! $3.95 Guinness Stout pints, Harp Lager pints & Half
& Half pints + $4.50 Bushmills
$2.50 Shiner pints, $3.49 Mimosas, $2.99 House Bloody
Marys, $3.50 Tito’s Vodka, $5.00 Irish Bulldog & $4.99 Pimm’s
The Lion & Rose (842 Nw Loop 410 // 798-4154)
4pm-2am// Order a Pint & receive a 22oz*, Dos XX Pints
$2.95, House Margaritas $3.50, + Cuervo Gold $3.99
$4.25 Stella, $4.50 Absolut Vodka
& $3.95 Sam Adams pints
PINT NIGHT begins at 7:00pm! $3.95 New Castle Brown Ale
pints & Bacardi Rums $3.50
$2.99 House Chardonnay & Cabernet, Rocks Ritas & Bacardi +
$3.95 Bass Ale & $5.50 Crown Royal
F: $4.25 Spaton & Franziskaner Pints & $4.50 Jager S: OH MY GUINNESS! $3.95 Guinness Stout pints, Harp Lager pints & Half
& Half pints + $4.50 Bushmills
$2.50 Shiner pints, $3.49 Mimosas, $2.99 House Bloody
Marys, $3.50 Tito’s Vodka, $5.00 Irish Bulldog & $4.99 Pimm’s
Martini Ranch (4904 W. Ave // 210-341-1717)
Open Mic Mondays: $2.75 Blue Moon & Shiner Seasonal Pints,
$4 Pickle Backs
$2.50 Jack Daniels & Skyy Vodka, $3 Apple Jacks
KARAOKE!! $2.50 Dos XX Pints & Bacardi Rums, $3.50
Mexican Or-G’s
$2.50 Mexican Beers, $3 Cabo Wabo, $3.50 Pimp Juice
F: $2.50 Dos XX, $3 Crown, $4 Vegas Bombs
S: $2.50 Newcastle Pints, $3 Jack & Skyy Infusions, $4 Patron
$2 Wells & Domestics during Happy Hour, 2pm-8pm
EVERY DAY!!
Matamoros Restaurante y Cantina (12844 IH 10 West) 3-7PM $1.75 Draft Beer, $3 Margaritas, $3 Crown or Jack $2 Margaritas All Day 3-7PM $1.75 Draft Beer, $3 Margaritas, $3 Crown or Jack $2.50 Wells F: Live Latin Band and Dancing.@ 9:30pm S: Live Latin Band and Dancing.@ 9:30pm SUNDAY: Fajita Specials For two $14.95
McFinnigans (7210 Blanco Road // (210) 314-4194) Service Industry Everynight! + Karaoke Service Industry Everynight! + Karaoke Service Industry Everynight! + Karaoke Service Industry Everynight! + $200 Cash Pong Tourney
F: $2 Lonestar, $3 Bacardi & Cruzan Flavors
S: $2.50 Mexican Beers
Midnight Rodeo (12260 Nacogdoches Rd. /443-2623) Available For Private Parties Available For Private Parties College Nite $1 Bar Drinks, $2 Coors Lite, $2 Calls + Shots. $2 Most Longnecks, $2.25 Most Bar Drinks No Cover F: $2.50 Miller Lite, $2.75 Bar Drinks, $3.25 Makers Mark S: $2.75 Bar Drinks Til 11Pm $1.75 Bar Drinks, $2 Miller, $2.25 Calls And Wine
The Mine Shaft (902N.E. Loop 410 //210-828-1470)
$2 Domestic Longnecks, $2 Purple Hooters
& $1.50 Well Drinks
$2 Pints, $2 Kamikazis & $3 Captain Morgan $2 Domestic Longnecks, $3 Jager & $1.50 Well Drinks $2 Lone Star Pints, $3.50 Jager Bombs & $2.50 U-Call-It F: $3 Dos XX Pints, $3 Orange Bombs & $3 Stoli (all favors) S: $7.49 Dos XX Pitchers, $3 Pucker Shots & $3 Crown Royal $2 Ziggy Pints, $3.50 Bull Blasters & $3 Cuervo Gold
Pat O’brien’s (121 Alamo Plaza // 220-1076) $3.50 Sierra Nevada & $4 Absolute $2.75 Bud/Bud Light & $4 Malibu Wacky Wednesday// $2 Almost Anything!!!! $2.75 Miller Lite/Coors Lt & $4 Jack $3.25 Dom / $4.50 Marg Sunday: $3.50 Abita Beer $4 Bloody Marys $4 Crown
Retox Bar (1031 Patricia // 210-775-2886) Band Tryout night $2 Select Pints $3.50 Jack Vj Vinny w/$2.50 dom beer, $4 Patron and $3 everything else Live Music (Service industry night) Everything is 20% off $1 drinks 9-11 $3 after F: Live Music w/$2.50 Shiner Products & $4.00 shot special S: Live Music w/$2.50 Beer Special & $4.00 Shot Special Free drink with 4square and facebook checkin
Roxy (3249 Wurzbach // 210-521-0410) Beer Pong Mondays Karaoke Tuesday
COLLEGE NIGHT// $10 Dom Buckets & $3 Y Vodka
FLavors & Jager Bombs
Karaoke Thursday F: Live Music + $2.50 XX Pints S: Live Music SERVICE NIGHT EVERYNIGHT
The Safe House Drinkery (5450Babcock/561-9743) Hh All Night For Service Industry $2.50 Red Stripe & Bacardi Pint Night: $1Millerlt, $1.50 Guin, Newcstle,XX,Sama&Shine Til 11 $2.50 Crown, Tecate, Tecate Lt/Live Music/No Cover Bartenders’ Choice $2.50 Michelob Ultra
Stone Street Pub (16535 Huebner Rd) $3.00 Import Draft Beer & $3.00 Jim Beam
$3.00 Enchanted Rock Prem. Vodka & $2.75 Shiner
Bach LNs
$3.00 Crown Royal & $2.75 Dos X’s LNs
$4.00 Martinis, $3.00 Pearl Flavors Vodka & $2.75 Corona
LNs
F: $3.00 Bacardi Rum Flavors & $2.75 LoneStar LNs S: $3.00 Svedka Flavors Vodka & $2.75 Coors Lt. LNs
Sunday: $4.00 BLOODY MARYs & $3.00 Smirnoff Flavors &
2.75 Blue MoonEveryday: $3.00 Tasty SHOTs
Scandals ( Ramsey @ San Pedro // 210-525-8158) $2.50 Beer & Liquor Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday $2.50 Beer & Liquor Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday $2.50 Beer & Liquor Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday $2.50 Beer & Liq Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday F: $2.50 Beer & Liquor Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday $2.50 Beer & Liq Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday
Thursty Turtle (1626 Ne Loop 410 // 820-3600) Live Trivia W/Prizes $2 Tecate $2 Dos Xx & Cuervo Gold Pint Night $2.50 Drafts Thursty Thursdays $2 Crown & Rolling Rock F: $2.50 Jager & Premium Beer S: $2.50 Ultra & Red-Headed Sluts Lone Star $1.75
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PULLOUT GUIDE
DRINK SPECIALS
EVERY BAR.
EVERY SPECIAL.
EVERY NIGHT.
VENUE MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY/SATURDAY EVERYDAY
Arjons (8736 Tesors Dr //210-804-1419) Hh 4-8P, Live Music 9:30-2A No Cover 18 + Up! F: Hh 4-8 Sa: Hh 8-2A 8-11 $1 Wells
Baja BBQ Shack (280 Marina Dr Canyon Lake) Texas Tuesday HH prices on all things Texas $5.75 Frozen Margaritas $7.75 CoronaRita F: $2.50 Tecate & Modelo S: $3.75 Pickle Shots Sunday 10-2pm $7 Bloody Mary Bar
Baker Street Pub (4326 Gardendale @ Wurzbach) Guiness & Crown Royal Shiner Bock & Smirnoff Flavors $2.50 Dos Equis, Zwack, Maker’s Mark $2.50 Heineken, Patron XO, Bacardi Flavors F: Rolling Rock & Jack Daniels S: Beer/Liquor Of The Day (Bartender’s Pick) B.A.R.E.Night (Hh Prices Bar And Restarurant)
Bitter End (903 Bitters Rd.//404-0827) $2.50 Crown/ $1.75 Domestics $2 Almost Anything $3.50 Bull Blasters $2.50 Jack $2 Mich Ultra $2 Corona $2.50 Skyy Flavors F: $2.50 Dos XX S: $2.50 Three Olives Stoli Flavors & Pacifco $2 Jim Beam
Bonham Exchange (411 Bonham // 224-9219) Closed Closed $1 Wells & $3 Jager $2 Well & $3 Domestics F: $2 Well & $3 Domestic S: $3 Any Drink Till 11PM, $2 Well & $3 Domestics $2 Wells And $3 Domestics
Bushwoods (13800Jones-Maltzberger // 496-9000) $2.50 Crown + Michelob $2.50 3 Olives Vodka + Dos Xx Bottles $2.50 Svedka Flavors, + Stella Artois $2.50 Bushmills $3 Black & Tans $5 Car Bombs F: $2.50 Lone Star, Lone Stra Lite, & Jack S: $2.50 Weed + Modelo Sin: Hh All Day For Ppl In The Biz! $2.50 Zweck
China Grove General Store (7393 Highway 87 East) Sirloin Steak and Fries $8 6pm-9pm. Shot Specials
$2 Dollar Domestics, $2 Dollar Wells, Live Music, Beer
Pong, Shot Specials
Ribeye, Baked Potato and Salad $12 6pm-9pm, Shot
Specials
Karaoke 9pm-close, Shot Specials
F: Dj 9pm-close, Shot Specials
S: 8pm-close Shot Specials: $3 Blue Balls,$4.50 Bull Blasters,$2 Silk Panties
Happy Hour Monday thru Friday $2 domestics noon - 6pm
Coco Beach (12159 Vallant @ Nakoma // 341-5330) $2.50 Smirnoff Flavors & Shiner $2.50 Tecate & Crown $2.50 Smirnoff Flavors & Heineken $2 Wells And Domestics F: $1 Lonstar Longnecks S: $2 Tecate; $2.50 Bartender’s Pick
$2.50 Smirnoff Whipped Cream & Fluffed Marshmallow
Flavors
Crabby Jack’s (16084 San Pedro Ave // 496-3386) $ 1.75 Domestic Longnecks All Day HH M-F 1am-7pm $1.25 Pints $2 Wells and Dom. LN’s 50 Cent Wing and Oysters Each daily from 4 to 7 PM
$ 1.50 Miller Lite and Bud Lite Pints, $ 1.75 Shiner Pints
All Day
F+S: ESP Hour, Plus $ 2.50 Wells and Dom. LNs from 10-11PM
Sunday: $ 2.50 Domestic Longnecks All Day
Everyday: E.S.P. Hour, 9-10 PM, includes mixed drink & longnecks
Cross-Eyed Seagull (19141 Stone Oak Pkwy) $2.50 Svedka & Sol $2.50 Jack & Lone Star/Lone Star Light $1 Beer Night- Beer Changes Weekly $2.50 Xx $3 Star F*Ckers F: $2 Tecate, $3 Red Headed Sluts S: $2.50 Land Sharks, $3 Star F*Ckers Shots
España Bar (5638 Hausman Rd. // 690-4433) $2 Bud Products Karaoke Night College Night $1.50 Beers Ladies Night $1 Beer F: $2 Miller & Coors Live Music & DJ S: Flamenco Night $3 Dos XX
Grotto Bar (19160 Stone Oak Pkwy // 387-1406) $2 Dosxx + Don Julio $2 Miller + Coors, $3 Wells $2 Corona + Pacifco, $3 Goose $3 Corona + Pacifco, $4 Crown F+S: Management Specials
The Hangar (8203 Broadway // 818-7699) $2.00 Draft Beer, $4.00 Dude Shots, $8.00 Pitchers
$1.50 Canned Beers, $4.00 Smirnoff Flavors, $6.00 Mini
Pitchers
$2.00 Secret Shot, $2.50 Bud & Bud Light, $4.00 Jager,
$4.00 Ultimate
$3.50 Delicious in Your Mouth Shots, $3.50 BIG ASS Beers,
$5 Specialty Martinis
F: $2.50 Ultra, $3.50 Delicious in Your Mouth Shots, $4.00 Jack & Jack Honey
S: $3.00 Dos Equis, $5.50 Patron XO
$3.50 Cruzan Rums, $3.50 Makers Mark, $3.50 Sobieski,
$3.50 Jim Beam
Highlander (5562 Fredricksburg Rd // 340-4577) Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week
Hooligan’s Bar and Grill (13920IH-35N) $1 Pint Night & Live Music Industry Night Open Mic & Keep The Glass Night Country Music / $2 Dollar Budlights
F: $4 Crown Royal Maple, $3 Heineken Pints, & Live Music
S: Xavair the Freaken Rican with Ray C on the Mic
M-F 4 to 8, Free Roll Texas Holdem and Free Pool
Howl At The Moon (111 W. Crocket // 212-4770) Free Adm. W/Service Ind Id $18 Dom Buckets Of Beer Free Adm. W/Service Ind Id $18 Dom Buckets Of Beer Free Adm. W/Service Ind Id $18 Dom Buckets Of Beer $1 Bud Lt, $2 Corona, $4 Bombs, $3 UV & Redbull F+S: Free Adm. W/ Service Industry Id $18 Domestic Buckets Of Beer Free Adm. W/ Service Industry Id $18 Dom Buckets O Beer
Ivory Lounge (5152 Fredericksburg Road) Closed Closed Closed
$2.75 Domestic Beers & $3.25 Well Drinks All Night! $4
Patron & Bull Blaster
F: $3 ANY Drink, Shot, or Beer & $100 Bottles ALL Night!
S: $75 Any bottle & weekly shot & drink specials.
Never A Cover / All Specials Are All Night
Jack’s Bar (3030 Thousand Oaks#101 // 210-494-2309) 8-Close// $1.50 Dom & Shiner Longnecks + $4BullBlaster 8-CPint Night//$1 Bud&Mill Light+Shiner, $2 Bluemn & XX 8-CL//$3 Jacks and $4 Bull Blaster, $2 Blue Moon Draft 8-CL//$3 drafts $3 Absolut F: $3 Three Olives Flavor Vodkas S: Bacardi Vodka and Flavors 8-CL//Sunday Funday-HH all day // MON-SAT HH 3-8PM
Josabi’s (17200 State HWY 16 S. // 210-372-9100) $2 Lonestar & Lt Tallboys & $3 Wells $1 Domestic Draft Pints $2 Lonestar & Lt Tallboys & $3 Wells $3 Jack & $2 Domestic Drafts $2 Lonestar & Lt Tallboys & $3 Wells $2 Lonestar & Lt Tallboys & $3 Wells
Kona Grill (15900 La Cantera Pkwy // 877-5355) HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM F: HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM S: Reverse HH 9PM-11PM Su-HH 3PM-11PM
The Irish Pub (9726 Datapoint // 692-7620) $2.50 Finlandia tangerine and service industry night (SIN) $3.00 Newcastle Happy Hour 2-8, $3.00 U-Call-It Happy Hour 2-8, $2.50 Shiner pints, $2.50 Jack Daniels F: Happy Hour 2-8, Bartender’s Choice S: $75 ANY Bottle Before 11. Weekly Shot, Drink, & Beer Specials. No Cover Charge
The Lion & Rose (5148 Broadway 842 NW LP 410)
4pm-2am// Order a Pint & receive a 22oz*, Dos XX Pints
$2.95, House Margaritas $3.50, + Cuervo Gold $3.99
$4.25 Stella, $4.50 Absolut Vodka
& $3.95 Sam Adams pints
PINT NIGHT begins at 7:00pm! $3.95 New Castle Brown Ale
pints & Bacardi Rums $3.50
$2.99 House Chardonnay & Cabernet, Rocks Ritas & Bacardi +
$3.95 Bass Ale & $5.50 Crown Royal
F: $4.25 Spaton & Franziskaner Pints & $4.50 Jager S: OH MY GUINNESS! $3.95 Guinness Stout pints, Harp Lager pints & Half
& Half pints + $4.50 Bushmills
$2.50 Shiner pints, $3.49 Mimosas, $2.99 House Bloody
Marys, $3.50 Tito’s Vodka, $5.00 Irish Bulldog & $4.99 Pimm’s
The Lion & Rose (700 E. Sonterra // 798-5466)
4pm-2am// Order a Pint & receive a 22oz*, Dos XX Pints
$2.95, House Margaritas $3.50, + Cuervo Gold $3.99
$4.25 Stella, $4.50 Absolut Vodka
& $3.95 Sam Adams pints
PINT NIGHT begins at 7:00pm! $3.95 New Castle Brown Ale
pints & Bacardi Rums $3.50
$2.99 House Chardonnay & Cabernet, Rocks Ritas & Bacardi +
$3.95 Bass Ale & $5.50 Crown Royal
F: $4.25 Spaton & Franziskaner Pints & $4.50 Jager S: OH MY GUINNESS! $3.95 Guinness Stout pints, Harp Lager pints & Half
& Half pints + $4.50 Bushmills
$2.50 Shiner pints, $3.49 Mimosas, $2.99 House Bloody
Marys, $3.50 Tito’s Vodka, $5.00 Irish Bulldog & $4.99 Pimm’s
The Lion & Rose (842 Nw Loop 410 // 798-4154)
4pm-2am// Order a Pint & receive a 22oz*, Dos XX Pints
$2.95, House Margaritas $3.50, + Cuervo Gold $3.99
$4.25 Stella, $4.50 Absolut Vodka
& $3.95 Sam Adams pints
PINT NIGHT begins at 7:00pm! $3.95 New Castle Brown Ale
pints & Bacardi Rums $3.50
$2.99 House Chardonnay & Cabernet, Rocks Ritas & Bacardi +
$3.95 Bass Ale & $5.50 Crown Royal
F: $4.25 Spaton & Franziskaner Pints & $4.50 Jager S: OH MY GUINNESS! $3.95 Guinness Stout pints, Harp Lager pints & Half
& Half pints + $4.50 Bushmills
$2.50 Shiner pints, $3.49 Mimosas, $2.99 House Bloody
Marys, $3.50 Tito’s Vodka, $5.00 Irish Bulldog & $4.99 Pimm’s
Martini Ranch (4904 W. Ave // 210-341-1717)
Open Mic Mondays: $2.75 Blue Moon & Shiner Seasonal Pints,
$4 Pickle Backs
$2.50 Jack Daniels & Skyy Vodka, $3 Apple Jacks
KARAOKE!! $2.50 Dos XX Pints & Bacardi Rums, $3.50
Mexican Or-G’s
$2.50 Mexican Beers, $3 Cabo Wabo, $3.50 Pimp Juice
F: $2.50 Dos XX, $3 Crown, $4 Vegas Bombs
S: $2.50 Newcastle Pints, $3 Jack & Skyy Infusions, $4 Patron
$2 Wells & Domestics during Happy Hour, 2pm-8pm
EVERY DAY!!
Matamoros Restaurante y Cantina (12844 IH 10 West) 3-7PM $1.75 Draft Beer, $3 Margaritas, $3 Crown or Jack $2 Margaritas All Day 3-7PM $1.75 Draft Beer, $3 Margaritas, $3 Crown or Jack $2.50 Wells F: Live Latin Band and Dancing.@ 9:30pm S: Live Latin Band and Dancing.@ 9:30pm SUNDAY: Fajita Specials For two $14.95
McFinnigans (7210 Blanco Road // (210) 314-4194) Service Industry Everynight! + Karaoke Service Industry Everynight! + Karaoke Service Industry Everynight! + Karaoke Service Industry Everynight! + $200 Cash Pong Tourney
F: $2 Lonestar, $3 Bacardi & Cruzan Flavors
S: $2.50 Mexican Beers
Midnight Rodeo (12260 Nacogdoches Rd. /443-2623) Available For Private Parties Available For Private Parties College Nite $1 Bar Drinks, $2 Coors Lite, $2 Calls + Shots. $2 Most Longnecks, $2.25 Most Bar Drinks No Cover F: $2.50 Miller Lite, $2.75 Bar Drinks, $3.25 Makers Mark S: $2.75 Bar Drinks Til 11Pm $1.75 Bar Drinks, $2 Miller, $2.25 Calls And Wine
The Mine Shaft (902N.E. Loop 410 //210-828-1470)
$2 Domestic Longnecks, $2 Purple Hooters
& $1.50 Well Drinks
$2 Pints, $2 Kamikazis & $3 Captain Morgan $2 Domestic Longnecks, $3 Jager & $1.50 Well Drinks $2 Lone Star Pints, $3.50 Jager Bombs & $2.50 U-Call-It F: $3 Dos XX Pints, $3 Orange Bombs & $3 Stoli (all favors) S: $7.49 Dos XX Pitchers, $3 Pucker Shots & $3 Crown Royal $2 Ziggy Pints, $3.50 Bull Blasters & $3 Cuervo Gold
Pat O’brien’s (121 Alamo Plaza // 220-1076) $3.50 Sierra Nevada & $4 Absolute $2.75 Bud/Bud Light & $4 Malibu Wacky Wednesday// $2 Almost Anything!!!! $2.75 Miller Lite/Coors Lt & $4 Jack $3.25 Dom / $4.50 Marg Sunday: $3.50 Abita Beer $4 Bloody Marys $4 Crown
Retox Bar (1031 Patricia // 210-775-2886) Band Tryout night $2 Select Pints $3.50 Jack Vj Vinny w/$2.50 dom beer, $4 Patron and $3 everything else Live Music (Service industry night) Everything is 20% off $1 drinks 9-11 $3 after F: Live Music w/$2.50 Shiner Products & $4.00 shot special S: Live Music w/$2.50 Beer Special & $4.00 Shot Special Free drink with 4square and facebook checkin
Roxy (3249 Wurzbach // 210-521-0410) Beer Pong Mondays Karaoke Tuesday
COLLEGE NIGHT// $10 Dom Buckets & $3 Y Vodka
FLavors & Jager Bombs
Karaoke Thursday F: Live Music + $2.50 XX Pints S: Live Music SERVICE NIGHT EVERYNIGHT
The Safe House Drinkery (5450Babcock/561-9743) Hh All Night For Service Industry $2.50 Red Stripe & Bacardi Pint Night: $1Millerlt, $1.50 Guin, Newcstle,XX,Sama&Shine Til 11 $2.50 Crown, Tecate, Tecate Lt/Live Music/No Cover Bartenders’ Choice $2.50 Michelob Ultra
Stone Street Pub (16535 Huebner Rd) $3.00 Import Draft Beer & $3.00 Jim Beam
$3.00 Enchanted Rock Prem. Vodka & $2.75 Shiner
Bach LNs
$3.00 Crown Royal & $2.75 Dos X’s LNs
$4.00 Martinis, $3.00 Pearl Flavors Vodka & $2.75 Corona
LNs
F: $3.00 Bacardi Rum Flavors & $2.75 LoneStar LNs S: $3.00 Svedka Flavors Vodka & $2.75 Coors Lt. LNs
Sunday: $4.00 BLOODY MARYs & $3.00 Smirnoff Flavors &
2.75 Blue MoonEveryday: $3.00 Tasty SHOTs
Scandals ( Ramsey @ San Pedro // 210-525-8158) $2.50 Beer & Liquor Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday $2.50 Beer & Liquor Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday $2.50 Beer & Liquor Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday $2.50 Beer & Liq Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday F: $2.50 Beer & Liquor Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday $2.50 Beer & Liq Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday
Thursty Turtle (1626 Ne Loop 410 // 820-3600) Live Trivia W/Prizes $2 Tecate $2 Dos Xx & Cuervo Gold Pint Night $2.50 Drafts Thursty Thursdays $2 Crown & Rolling Rock F: $2.50 Jager & Premium Beer S: $2.50 Ultra & Red-Headed Sluts Lone Star $1.75
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CREATED BY: JOEY SUMPTER
There are times in every man’s life when he needs to get away...from work, school…and especially women.
But where to go when the time to evacuate arises? The answer is simple: THE MAN CAVE. Not to be
mistaken with the bat cave, this tavern of testosterone is simply where manly men do manly things. Many
righteous dudes out there claim to be owners of a haven for the hairy-chested, but are their spots the real
deal? Here’s a quiz to see how macho YOUR penis-only party really is. Wait….what?
1. What is hanging on the walls?
A B C D
A multicolor Marilyn Monroe
shrine—she was so beautiful and
inspiring
A poster of a snowboarder with an
inspiring quote from Helen Keller
that you got at the elementary
school book fair
Pictures of your favorite celebrities
with milk mustaches that you cut
out of Teen People
Posters of badass movies, your
favorite sports teams, and women in
minimal amounts of clothing
Answers: QUIZ QUIZ How macho is your man cave?
2. What is the beverage of choice in your mandatory mini fridge?
A B C D
Smirnof Ices and diet sodas Capri Suns Energy drinks BEER and lots of it
3. What literature do you have available?
A B C D
Te Twilight series and US Weekly Nickelodeon Magazine and a huge
collection of Judy Blume books
Comic books Nudie mags and Sports Illustrated
4. What does your movie collection consist of?
A B C D
A Walk to Remember, Te Notebook,
and 10 Tings I Hate About You
A sweet collection of Disney movies
and all 75 of the movies from the
Land Before Time series
A snazzy set of PG-13 classics
including the Austin Powers series
and Joe Dirt
Any movie that has a fair share of
nudity, profanity and action
5. What does the everyday banter in your man cave consist of?
A B C D
Discussion on the most recent
episode of Te Bachelor
Arguments over who has to be
second player when you play video
games
Stories of how you totally got to
second base with a hottie last week
Sports talk, arguments on who can
drink more, and debates about how
hot girls truly are
6. What activities do you participate in while in your domain?
A B C D
Knitting and crocheting Building epic structures with
elaborate Lego sets
Talking to girls on phone hotlines Shooting hoops on your miniature
basketball hoop and whooping your
friends’ asses in video games
Mostly A’s:
Your “man cave” is possibly the un-
manliest place of all time. On a serious
note, check your pants because you
might have a mangina. It sounds likes
someone tossed an estrogen grenade
in there and defnitely pulled the pin.
Your man card has ofcially been
revoked…go watch Te Notebook and
cry or something.
Mostly B’s:
Congratulations, you are the proud
owner of a child cave. Seriously, I bet
your mom still takes the crust of your
PB&Js and cuts that shit diagonally.
Te good news is you’re not a lost
cause…yet. Go grow some pubes and
fast-forward your life 10 years, and
you’ll be fne.
Mostly C’s:
Your humble abode isn’t manly yet,
but at least your balls have dropped.
You have a bright future in the man
cave world, so don’t let anybody tell
you diferent. Get a pen and paper
and start taking notes, chief, because
with some hard work and dedication
you will one day be the proud owner
of a real man cave.
Mostly D’s:
You, my friend, have one macho
spot, and somewhere Randy Savage
is shedding tears of joy. You can tell
from your cave that you like sports,
naked women and shit. It doesn’t get
any manlier than that. Pat yourself on
the back, slugger, because you have the
sanctuary of all sanctuaries. YOU have
a MAN CAVE.
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Hugo Soto has a man cave. Do you?
Hometown: Monterrey, Mexico
Age: 21
Classification: Junior
Major: Supply Chain Management
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CREATED BY: JOEY SUMPTER
There are times in every man’s life when he needs to get away...from work, school…and especially women.
But where to go when the time to evacuate arises? The answer is simple: THE MAN CAVE. Not to be
mistaken with the bat cave, this tavern of testosterone is simply where manly men do manly things. Many
righteous dudes out there claim to be owners of a haven for the hairy-chested, but are their spots the real
deal? Here’s a quiz to see how macho YOUR penis-only party really is. Wait….what?
1. What is hanging on the walls?
A B C D
A multicolor Marilyn Monroe
shrine—she was so beautiful and
inspiring
A poster of a snowboarder with an
inspiring quote from Helen Keller
that you got at the elementary
school book fair
Pictures of your favorite celebrities
with milk mustaches that you cut
out of Teen People
Posters of badass movies, your
favorite sports teams, and women in
minimal amounts of clothing
Answers: QUIZ QUIZ How macho is your man cave?
2. What is the beverage of choice in your mandatory mini fridge?
A B C D
Smirnof Ices and diet sodas Capri Suns Energy drinks BEER and lots of it
3. What literature do you have available?
A B C D
Te Twilight series and US Weekly Nickelodeon Magazine and a huge
collection of Judy Blume books
Comic books Nudie mags and Sports Illustrated
4. What does your movie collection consist of?
A B C D
A Walk to Remember, Te Notebook,
and 10 Tings I Hate About You
A sweet collection of Disney movies
and all 75 of the movies from the
Land Before Time series
A snazzy set of PG-13 classics
including the Austin Powers series
and Joe Dirt
Any movie that has a fair share of
nudity, profanity and action
5. What does the everyday banter in your man cave consist of?
A B C D
Discussion on the most recent
episode of Te Bachelor
Arguments over who has to be
second player when you play video
games
Stories of how you totally got to
second base with a hottie last week
Sports talk, arguments on who can
drink more, and debates about how
hot girls truly are
6. What activities do you participate in while in your domain?
A B C D
Knitting and crocheting Building epic structures with
elaborate Lego sets
Talking to girls on phone hotlines Shooting hoops on your miniature
basketball hoop and whooping your
friends’ asses in video games
Mostly A’s:
Your “man cave” is possibly the un-
manliest place of all time. On a serious
note, check your pants because you
might have a mangina. It sounds likes
someone tossed an estrogen grenade
in there and defnitely pulled the pin.
Your man card has ofcially been
revoked…go watch Te Notebook and
cry or something.
Mostly B’s:
Congratulations, you are the proud
owner of a child cave. Seriously, I bet
your mom still takes the crust of your
PB&Js and cuts that shit diagonally.
Te good news is you’re not a lost
cause…yet. Go grow some pubes and
fast-forward your life 10 years, and
you’ll be fne.
Mostly C’s:
Your humble abode isn’t manly yet,
but at least your balls have dropped.
You have a bright future in the man
cave world, so don’t let anybody tell
you diferent. Get a pen and paper
and start taking notes, chief, because
with some hard work and dedication
you will one day be the proud owner
of a real man cave.
Mostly D’s:
You, my friend, have one macho
spot, and somewhere Randy Savage
is shedding tears of joy. You can tell
from your cave that you like sports,
naked women and shit. It doesn’t get
any manlier than that. Pat yourself on
the back, slugger, because you have the
sanctuary of all sanctuaries. YOU have
a MAN CAVE.
P
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Hugo Soto has a man cave. Do you?
Hometown: Monterrey, Mexico
Age: 21
Classification: Junior
Major: Supply Chain Management
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NIOSA (NIGHT IN OLD SAN ANTONIO)
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as the culture of San Antonio comes
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costumes, and food take to the streets
of downtown for four nights of Spring
Break fashbacks. The party starts and
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4/3 Tyler, the Creator: Live in San
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4/3 Ben & Julian@ UC Ski Lodge
4/4 Hard Rock Rising: The Global Battle of
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4/6 Parkway Drive, The Word Alive, Veil
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4/10 Acoustic - Risa Binder@ UC Ski Lodge
4/12 Fonseca@ Club Rio
4/14 Fight to Unite Tour Feat.
Kottonmouth Kings@ The White Rabbit
4/17 Acoustic - Michelle Peters@ Ski Lodge
4/18-4/28 Tejano Explosion@ Cattleman’s
Square— corner of W. Houston & N. Frio St.
4/19-4/20 Fiesta Oyster Bake@ St. Mary’s
University Campus- One Camino Santa
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4/20 Die Happy Productions - Doctor
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4/23 Fiesta de los Reyes: College Night@
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4/23-4/26 A Night in Old San Antonio
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4/25 Carrie Underwood@ Freeman
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came from Dave
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2. Chris hated the name
Them Swoops and
threatened to leave the
band before they started it.

3. Dave and Chris used to live
together above an antiques
store and remain good friends in
spite of it all.

4. Chris and Dave like to play
a Swedish game called Kubb,
which involves throwing sticks of
wood at other bits of wood.

5. Chris has a cat named
Thomas and Dave has a
cat named Bill Murray.

6. The song “Work
Around It” was written
in 10 minutes. “Too Fast
for Love” took even longer.

7. The guitar that Dave plays is
an Epiphone Casino through a
VOX AC30, most likely because
The Beatles did.

8. Chris is still waiting for the
right girl to come along.

9. Dave once locked himself out
of the house in only a towel and
had to climb onto the roof to
get in. All was revealed.

10. If Them Swoops
ever break up, Chris
plans on going to
K-Pop Academy
in Seoul and
becoming
a Korean
pop star.
Dave will be his
manager.

11. “Work Around It” and “Too
Fast for Love” were recorded in
a room with walls made entirely
of mud.

12. Dave broke out in a rash at a
dinner party last year because
he was too polite to tell the host
he couldn’t eat mushrooms.

13. Chris likes to read fantasy
adventure novels while Dave
prefers Asterix comics.

14. Dave drives a 1976 bright
orange Volvo station wagon.
Her name is Inga.

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a role in Lord of the
Rings only to be
told the flm was
already made and
he was at the post
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TEXAS STATE TUBES: THE BEST SPOT TO FLOAT!
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PHOTOS: STEPHEN
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Javier Cavazos Jr., 22
Hometown: Edinburg
Major: Exercise Science
Single or taken: Single
Any crazy tubing stories?
I can’t say....( It’s a little graphic )
Worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard or used?
You Divine, fner than wine, have a fawless design.
Favorite cartoon?
Looney Tunes
Celebrity crush?
Rachel McAdams
Guilty pleasure?
Chocolate
Christine Smith, 20
Hometown: San Antonio
Major: Nutrition
Single or taken: Single
Tubing tips?
Bring sunscreen!
Bikini color of choice?
Black
Three desert island essentials?
Pillow, hammock, blanket
Movie that describes your life?
500 Days of Summer
Favorite cartoon?
Tom and Jerry
Morgan Pointon, 19
Hometown: San Antonio
Major: Business
Single or taken: Single
Favorite spring/summer cocktail?
Tequila sunrise
Celebrity doppelganger?
Leann Rimes
Favorite food?
Chipotle
Worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard?
Do you believe in love at frst sight, or should I walk by
again?
Must-haves when foating down the river?
A cold drink, friends, and some sunblock
MEET THE
HOTTIES OF
TEXAS STATE
TUBES:
FOR THE TOP 10 REASONS
TEXAS STATE TUBES IS THE
BEST, TURN TO PAGE 26!
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PHOTOS: STEPHEN
DEMENT PHOTOGRAPHY
Javier Cavazos Jr., 22
Hometown: Edinburg
Major: Exercise Science
Single or taken: Single
Any crazy tubing stories?
I can’t say....( It’s a little graphic )
Worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard or used?
You Divine, fner than wine, have a fawless design.
Favorite cartoon?
Looney Tunes
Celebrity crush?
Rachel McAdams
Guilty pleasure?
Chocolate
Christine Smith, 20
Hometown: San Antonio
Major: Nutrition
Single or taken: Single
Tubing tips?
Bring sunscreen!
Bikini color of choice?
Black
Three desert island essentials?
Pillow, hammock, blanket
Movie that describes your life?
500 Days of Summer
Favorite cartoon?
Tom and Jerry
Morgan Pointon, 19
Hometown: San Antonio
Major: Business
Single or taken: Single
Favorite spring/summer cocktail?
Tequila sunrise
Celebrity doppelganger?
Leann Rimes
Favorite food?
Chipotle
Worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard?
Do you believe in love at frst sight, or should I walk by
again?
Must-haves when foating down the river?
A cold drink, friends, and some sunblock
MEET THE
HOTTIES OF
TEXAS STATE
TUBES:
FOR THE TOP 10 REASONS
TEXAS STATE TUBES IS THE
BEST, TURN TO PAGE 26!
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t’s foatin’ season folks! Time for some boozin’ and
tubin’! As things heat up, don’t waste your time
walking some dried-up river or drinking gross fat
beer out of a water bottle because of the can ban. Avoid
all of that and have the tubing time of your life with our
faves, TEXAS STATE TUBES. Here are 10 reasons that
this river experience rocks…
1. TheSanMarcosriveris
spring-fed,sothere’sno
annoyingwalking…or
stumbling…onthefoat.
2.There’snocanbansoyou
canshotgunthosebeers,
carefree!
3.It’sashortdrive—lessthan
30milesfromAustinand45
fromSanAntonio!
4.Yougettofoatawhole3.1-
milestretchofbeautifulriver
5.Therearedailyclean-ups
toensuretheriverstays
beautifulandyouaren’t
foatingthroughtrashand
riverscum.
6.Groupsof10orlargercanbe
pickedupandtakenhome
toeliminatethedreaded
anddangerousdrinkingand
driving.
7.There’sapark-and-foat
locationsoyoudon’thave
towaitinlinebeforegetting
intheriverandgettingyour
foaton.
8.Youcanridethebusbetween
yourcarandtheriverbefore
orafteryoufoat—whichever
youprefer!
9.There’son-sitefoodservice
tohelpyououtwiththose
middaymunchies.
10.There’sachill-outareawith
shadeandhammockswhere
youcanlaybackpost-foat
forsomeon-landrelaxation.
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You are content with your long distance
relationship.
You remember everything you’ve done
every night this semester.
You’ve never told a pledge what to do and
watched him do it, while laughing, with a
beer in hand.
You’ve checked in with your mom to let
her know you are doing okay at least once
a day.
You’ve never compared your BAC to your
GPA.
You opt for dorm living over a house or
apartment.
You consider your R.A. a dear friend.
Your Spring Break plans don’t include a
beach in a warm weather region.
You attend every class during syllabus
week.
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One thing that impresses you when
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I’m big on originality. If it’s not
the dumb dinner/movie and back
to your place routine I’ll be more
impressed. When I can tell there’s
been effort put in I’m automatically more interested.
What’s the creepiest move a guy has ever tried to pull on
you?
This guy once cornered me in front of all of my friends
to tell me that if I was his girl I’d have “the best pot in the
world” before asking to take me out to the Macaroni Grill.
Creepy and completely bizarre.
What are your plans after Graduation?
Med school and eventually opening a free clinic as an OB-
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college to learn how to save lives, not bake pies. I already
knew how to do that. TSM.
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Save hella cash by converting your
bathroom into a brewery! All you
need is yeast, some hops and, like,
a funnel or some shit. Realllly how
hard could it be?
HIT UP GOODWILL
Go Macklemore “Thrift Shop”-style
and stick it to the man (aka mall)
by rocking some middle schooler’s
discarded Abercrombie. Bring the
moose back, bro.
DATE ONLINE
Three dates/day and your meals are
covered! Just lower your standards
and allow some creeps to penetrate
your social circle—that doesn’t mean
they have to penetrate you!
FORGET YO’ PHONE
Remember when you were cell
phone (bill)-less? The glory days!
Get back to the basics, and kick that
iPhone to the curb. (JK DON’T DO
THAT.)
TAKE THE BUS
The city bus is cheap AND fun! You’re
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Artisan on the Bluff 6623 Babcock Rd • (866) 598-5645 • artisanapts.com $273 - $590 1-3
Avalon Place 6676 Utsa Blvd • (210) 877-0400 • avalonplace.info $625-$915 1,2,4
Broadstone Ranch 5803 UTSA Blvd • (210) 558-9599 • broadstone-ranch.com $725-$1275 1-3
Bluebonnet Hills Apartments 7302 University Row • (210) 694-0092 $630-$915 1-3
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De Zavala Oaks Apartments 6033 De Zavala Road • (210) 691-2993 • dezavalaoaks.com
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Highland Apartments 5655 Utsa Blvd • (210) 696-2024 $689-$1389 1-3
High View Place Apartments 15949 Chase Hill • (210) 888-2112 • highviewplace.info $510 - $850 1,2,4
Hill Country Place Apartments 6222 UTSA Blvd • (210) 888-3100 • hillcountryplace.info $517 - $857 1,2,4
Maverick Creek Villas 15651 Chase Hill Boulevard • (210) 558-0500 • maverickcreek.com $412- $825 1-4
Montecito Apartments 8302 W. Hausman Road • (210) 877-2600 • livingatmontecito.com
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The Outpost 6802 UTSA Blvd. • (210) 694-4777 • theoutpostsanantonio.com $529 - $869 1-4
Presidio at the Landmark 14200 Vance Jackson Rd • (210)694-2200 • presidiolandmark.com
$814 - $1651 1-3
The Estates at San Antonio 6515 West Hausman Rd • (210) 290-9061 • estatesatsanantonio.com $559+ 2-4
San Miguel Apartments 5202 Texana Drive • (210) 641-8200 • thesanmiguel.com $480 - $899 1-3
Springs at Bandera Apartments 8603 N Loop 1604 W • (210)695-4442 • springsapartments.com/bandera $447 - $995 1-3
University Oaks 6685 UTSA Blvd. • (210) 877-4000 • universityoaksUTSA.com $595-$998 1,2,4
Villas at Babcock 14333 Babcock Road. • (210) 697-8200 • www.villasatbabcock.com $545-$895 1&4
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Aspen Heights 6515 Hausman Road #5900 • (210) 290-9061 • myaspenheights.com $565-$639 2-4
Bandera Oaks 1171 Bandera Rd • (866) 745-7444 $230 - $525 1-3
Broadview Apartments 215 W Broadview Dr • (210) 436-5015
$274 - $530 1-3
Park on Bandera 2011 Bandera Rd • (888) 297-0970
$285 - $487 1-3
Sherril Oaks Apartments 4011 Sherril Brook Rd • (210) 434-5154 $342 - $528 1-2
Sunpark Villas 1830 Bandera Road • (866) 423-0096
$300 - $520 1-2
Vista Meadows Apartments 1100 Callaghan Road • (888) 801-2091 $309 - $479 1-2
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Artisan At Mission Creek 7423 Yarrow Blvd San Antonio, TX 78224 • (888) 343-2156 $600 - $832 1-3
City Gate Apartments 1100 N. Frio Street • (210) 222-2901 $500 - $550 1
French Place Apartments 109 W French Place • (210) 733-0222 • venterraliving.com/frenchplace $849-$1294
Rosemont Apartments 401 Holland Avenue • (210) 829-1022 • rosemontolmospark.com $600-$1305 1-3
Villa Fontana Apartments 123 Brackenridge Avenue • (210) 828-1191 • thevillafontana.com $415 - $705 1-2
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