i, Blake Martin, of sound mind and body , leave this will and testament.

with a friend like ricky , i update my will every semester.

trust me, you would too.

feet don’t fail me now.

please.

that morning...

welcome to everyone’s nightmare: high shool. and high school comes with a cast everyone remembers.

what’s up , runt?

so, the word on the street is you won’t be out for football this year. smart choice. i mean, protecting one martin is hard enough, but two?

it takes so much energy keeping those soccer losers from touching you, with their stupid initiation, you wouldn’t want us tired for the game would you?

we might not be able to keep the other team from knocking your block off . knock his block off? what is this, you’re a good student, charlie brown?

well, well, the chunky monkey himself. you’re not thinking about signing up for tryouts, are ya?

please, i so don’t need to roll around in the grass with other guys just to get the ladies. they flock to me naturally .

really? ladies?

ladies, you have our permission to leave us and have a great night out with bRAVO NERE!

GO AHEAD AND LAUGH. SOMEDAY YOU’RE GONNA NEED ME, AND I’M NOT GONNA HELP!

LOOK FORWARD TO NOT SEEING YOU OUT THERE.

forget them.

after class

look, i’m telling you, everyone online said the same thing, the secret entrance is behind the waterfall.

dude, we’ve looked back there a dozen times. the thing doesn’t exist!

i don’t know if colin’s gonna agree. mom and dad left him in charge and they said no. oh come on, your big bro is cool, he’ll let us. besides what are we gonna do, wreck the house? all we do is play video games.

but we’ll check again tonight, i mean after the wild, crazy party of course.

true.

come on, let’s see if anyone signed up for tutoring.

i can’t believe you talked me into signing up for that . no one ever signs up , they all think I’m a joke.

i don’t believe it. somebody signed up .

not just somebody , miss jessica jensen, herself . the hottest girl in class and the crush of one blake martin. hey , maybe she’s finally coming around to the darkside, my friend. how would she know? I haven’t told anyone but you.

you didn’t.

no, i didn’t. but wouldn’t it make it so much easier if i did?

no. she probably thinks I’m a freak.

jessica, hey , how’s it going?

hi... blake. i was wondering if tonight around 7:30 would be okay for me to stop by?

uh, yeah, sure. that would be great .

do-do you want to catch a movie?

ha ha no, silly , for the tutoring program. i signed up .

i need help in biology . my grade is slipping and after getting yelled at by my parents, i decided to come to the smartest kid i know. you.

oh, yeah, sure. no, 7:30 is fine. do you know where i live?

you’re the brother of the town hero. everyone knows where you guys live. hey , are you going to try out this year?

what for?

uh, oh, yeah, definitely .

great! maybe i’ll see you out there, some of the girls are gonna be watching. for football! like your brother.

well, i’ll try to put on a good show.

dude, what were you thinking? trying out for football? they’re gonna kill you out there!

it just came out... i wasn’t even thinking!

well, here’s something else to think about: you try out , and i think we’re gonna lose our protection against the terrible trio over there.

all right men, we are going to state this year. but to do that , i need runners!

the cannon can’t be throwin’ every play , which means i need someone with lightning feet who can avoid a tackle so, with the help of some of the linemen, we’re runnin’ evade and capture! time to seperate the men from the wusses!

why do i get the feeling that won’t be hard?

enter my brother, colin the cannon.

welcome to the grinder.

you’re dead meat , martin.

this is gonna hurt.

i’m planting you in the gridiron graveyard!

ouch.

sorry , little man, nothing personal. it’s just business.

yes, they’re still there.

bro, you okay?

do i still have legs?

just relax for a while. you don’t have to keep going. i’ll talk to the guys.

band-aids $3 sling $9 a big bro who’s got your back... priceless.

did she see?

oh, i think eveyone saw you get your manhood handed to you.

come on, the soccer boys have the field. and you’ve got to get ready for tonight.

seems you’re a little out of your league.

i’d watch yourself, soccer-tots. my man may have an off day , but keep your distance. he’s a caged animal. i’ve seen him rip a chicken in half.

a bucket of extra crispy doesn’t count, chunky monkey .

he’s never gonna live down winning that little ice cream eating contest.

you know, without you’re helmet buddies watching your back, i’m thinking now’s a good time to put both of you through initiation.

sends a message if we ‘take care’ of the most famous little brother and his friend .

but i think we’re gonna have to change it up a bit. fellas?

oh, i think we can think of something.

ricky , run. i think this is about where you came in.

har har

har

we got a serious jam on our hands this time!

we?! what do you mean, we? you were the one getting them all fired up!

oh, sure, blame it on me. i see how it is.

ricky , come on! they’re gaining!

i’m going as fast as i can! i’m not jesse owens over here!

go on without me, b! every man for himself!

you’re dead when i catch you!

whew!

what are you doing here?

oh. no, uh, just hiding from some bullies this is an at school. amazing shop you have.

what? are you lost?

some of the things in my shop aren’t for you.

but that doesn’t mean i don’t have something for you.

i’m sorry . i’ll get out of your hair.

this is something very special. for a special young boy . and i promise, it will change you’re life, forever.

it’s incredible.

what do i owe you?

tell you what , why don’t we call it a loan. if it helps you, we can talk about pa yment. if it doesn’t, bring it back, and you can have any other item in here, free of charge.

have a good day .

thank you!

dude, what happened to you back there? you know the rules, you never leave a man behind .

i’ll remember that next time.

fortunately , you’re brother showed up , and he got my back.

try some air freshener. you’re still gonna have to shower before i let you stay here.

hey bro, how’s the head?

nice hands.

the head’s good, thanks. and thanks for helping ricky .

no sweat. but if you ladies are gonna do your usual and play games, i’m gonna go upstairs. i’m not kidding about the shower rick.

yeah, yeah, i got it. go memorize a pass route or something.

so what do you got going on here?

wow, i’ve come to visit the marx brothers.

new game system, got it today while you were dodging diapers.

WELCOME, HERO. PLEASE SELECT CONTENT FOR YOUR STORY . INFORMATION WILL BE DOWNLOADED AND INCORPORATED . why don’t you fire it up groucho?

DUDE, LOOK AT THIS CONTENT! AND YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN STORY? KILLER!! NO DOUBT! OKAY , LET’S GO WITH THE LAMPREY EATERS AS THE TUNNEL RATS. ZOMBIES FROM EREBUS CRYPT. WHO DO YOU WANT TO HELP US?

OH, WE GOTTA GET A VISIT FROM THE MONSTER DETRUCTION SQUAD! THOSE SOUND LIKE HARDCORE SWAT GUYS!

THEN, A TRIP TO THE FUSION POWER STATION AND THE MUTANTS. AND WE GOTTA SEE WHAT THE SEA CREATURE LABS ARE LIKE. A WALKING SHARK. FREAKY!

DUDE, SHARKS ARE NOT SCARY . I’D RATHER GO TO THE CYBORG LABS!

TOUGH. IT’S MY ROUND . YOU CAN PICK NEXT. OKAY , FINAL BOSS. GOTTA GO WITH THE DRAGON!

a dragon? zombies and killer sharks don’t quite go with fantasy . so what? you’d rather i fight the giant devil creature? or the mutant insect? yeah, good point.

this is so cool! what else came with this thing?

thank you. the game will start in the world you have chosen.

yeah! take ‘em down!

that guy over there! shoot him, shoot him!

i see him!

blast those crazy freaks!

what are they doing?

lining up for a blaster buffet.

take ‘em all, buddy!

what’s he doing target practice.

dude, is he looking at me?

i think he is.

how can he see me? it’s a game!

eeek!
auugh!

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