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PREFACE

Dear Reader, like most of you I have a few emails account, two of my favorite is Gmail
and Yahoo Mail. Email has became a part of our daily routine task, the moment we log
into the net; we will definitely see some inbound mail coming in.
Our parent used to sit during breakfast in anticipation of the daily newspaper, we the 21 st
Century generation tends to anticipate the latest email or buzz, then only we will surf the
news room.

I have a lot of friends who kept me updated with the latest gossip and news that comes
their ways, not to mention my chatting buddies, sometimes it seem I have a lot of
forwarding email. This email varies from spam, chain letter, gossip and some crazy and
weird stuff. I am thankful for their effort to forward me the email, but after sometimes it
have became quite a nuisance for me to open this particular email. I would not opened all
of them, but would save some during my free time at the office.

As time goes by this email will definitely consumes spaces and I will either delete them
or kept them for sentimental reason. Recently I have opened a blog to store all of this
email, since some of them is in Mpeg and Audio format, the blog is entitle
http://smileyemail.blogspot.com, please stop by and ranked the email, for my next book
Smiley Email 2006-2007.

This book is about me sharing my email and opening my mail box for all the reader out
there whom may have the opportunity to view some of the email circling the world.

I would consider all the reader of this book as my new email friends and I am sharing this
book as a means of forwarding you this email for your enjoyment and to share some love,
jokes and humor, that’s what friends is all about isn’t it.

So please feel free to forward me your next funny email and lets together mark and
became a co author of my next book, and believe as we shed our friendship across the
email platform, we will also walk hand in hands in the real world.

My dear reader lets share together and be part of a new friendship that’s span across the
globe, each small and sincere step that we take may make our life a bit joyful and I do
believe that God will always shower his love toward a person whom shares his spirit of
love and compassion among friends.

God Bless and God Speed, A Smile a day brings the heart from the dead.

Ps: Percentage from each sales of this book will be donated to an Orphanage in Africa
and One Animal Conservation Group, I love Cats and Children.:)
So : Lets Laugh together but at the same time lets give some life and joy to the
unfortunate Children of this earth, so promote this book !

God Speed.

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CONTENT OF THIS BOOK

The content of this book have been divide into two sections.
1. Email with Photo
2. Text Email.

Since some of the visual photo that I have received is quite shocking in graphic
and appear to be photo of death and horror, I am not including it in this first
volume.
MPEG and Videos can be assess at my Blog http://smileyemail.blogspot.com
If you would like the compilation of World Funniest Video Email, please send
email me your name and address and order thru my web site.

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TABLE OF CONTENT
STORIES BEHIND FAMOUS NAME!..............................................................................6
TEA LOVER!....................................................................................................................11
WHICH IS MORE PAINFULL?.......................................................................................11
TOILET IN BANGKOK THAILAND..............................................................................12
Female Toilet?................................................................................................................12
Male Toilet?...................................................................................................................13

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Jokes
Date: Fri, 28 Apr 2006 14:59:55 +0800
Subject: FW: WHAT HAPPENS

What Happen When You:

1) have nothing to do
2) own a sharp knife
3) have a large lime
4) own a patient cat
5) drink too much tequila

Now that you've smiled at


least once, it's your
turn to share the fun!

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Date: Thu, 11 May 2006 08:45:56 +0800


Subject: Stories behind names of famous companies

STORIES BEHIND FAMOUS NAME!

Have you ever wonder how they got all of this cool name that we are
familiar with every day, well, the following email highlighted some
of the famous name. I was surprised that some of the well known
names emerge out of some unexpected predicament.

YAHOO

The word was invented by Jonathan Swift


and used in his book Gulliver's Travels. It
represents a person who is repulsive in
appearance and action and is barely
human. Yahoo! founders Jerry Yang and
David Filo selected the name because they
considered themselves yahoos.

XEROX

The Greek root "xer" means dry. The


inventor, Chestor Carlson, named his
product Xerox as it was dry copying,
markedly different from the then
prevailing wet copying.

SUN

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Founded by four Stanford University buddies, Sun is the acronym for


Stanford University Network.

SONY

From the Latin word 'sonus'


meaning sound, and 'sonny' a slang
used by Americans to refer to a
bright youngster

RED HAT

Company founder Marc Ewing was given


the Cornell lacrosse team cap (with red and
white stripes) while at college by his
grandfather. He lost it and had to search for
it desperately. The manual of the beta
version of Red Hat Linux had an appeal to
readers to return his Red Hat if found by
anyone!

ORACLE

Larry Ellison and Bob Oats


were working on a consulting
project for the Central
Intelligence Agency (CIA).
The code name for the project
was called Oracle (the CIA
saw this as the system to give
answers to all questions or
something such)

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MOTOROLA

Founder Paul Galvin came up


with this name when his company
started manufacturing radios for
cars. The popular radio company
at the time was called Victrola.

MICROSOFT

It was coined by Bill Gates to


represent the company that was
devoted to MICRO computer SOFT
ware. Originally christened Micro-
Soft, the '-was removed later on

LOTUS

Mitch Kapor got the name for his company


from the lotus position or 'padmasana.'
Kapor used to be a teacher of
Transcendental Meditation of Maharishi
Mahesh Yogi.

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INTEL

Bob Noyce and Gordon Moore


wanted to name their new
company 'Moore Noyce' but that
was already trademarked by a
hotel chain, so they had to settle
for an acronym of INTegrated
ELectronics.

HEWLETT PACKARD (HP)

Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a


coin to decide whether the company they
founded would be called Hewlett-
Packard or Packard-Hewlett

HOTMAIL

Founder Jack Smith got the idea of


accessing email via the web from a
computer anywhere in the world.
When Sabeer Bhatia came up with
the business plan for the mail
service, he tried all kinds of names
ending in 'mail' and finally settled
for Hotmail as it included the letters "html" - the programming
language used to write web pages. It was initially referred to as
HoTMaiL with selective upper casings

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GOOGLE

The name started as a jockey boast


about the amount of information
the search-engine would be able to
search. It was originally named
'Googol', a word for the number represented by 1 followed by 100
zeros. After founders - Stanford graduate students Sergey Brin and
Larry Page presented their project to an angel investor, they received
a Cheque made out to 'Google

CISCO SYSTEMS

The name is not an acronym


but an abbreviation of San
Francisco. The company's
logo reflects its San Francisco
name heritage. It represents a
stylized Golden Gate Bridge

APPLE

Favorite fruit of founder Steve Jobs. He


was three months late in filing a name
for the business, and he threatened to
call his company Apple Computers if
the other colleagues didn't suggest a
better name by 5 o'clock

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Date: Sun, 28 May 2006 21:49:02 -0700 (PDT)


Subject: Fwd: Great Tea~~~~must see

TEA LOVER!

When I received this email, I was delighted to see a new innovation ,


instead of the same dull old tea, now I can sip Tea with flower .For all
of us whom loves tea, a new innovation based upon old age
philosophies! Finally a tea with flowers!

Date: Mon, 29 May 2006 01:58:00 +0100 (BST)


Subject: Which is more painful?

WHICH IS MORE PAINFULL?

A picture is worth a thousand word! Take a look at the picture below;

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The first picture shows an affair behind a Boyfriend, The second


picture show an affair between a Boyfriend and another male.
Looking at this photo, it seem I have to go thru my old photo album
just to find out if there is something amiss which I failed to see
Fwd: Toilet In Bangkok - Interesting & Creative Sep 14 (12 hours ago)

TOILET IN BANGKOK THAILAND


Female Toilet?

Ha ha, what will they think of next, a man poking at you while you
are …… Such a joke, but do you think it’s a joke?

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Male Toilet?

If you think the Female Toilet is funny then take a look at Male
Restroom. Definitely it makes our trip to the restroom worth it, a
smile here and there? But I would definitely say the Girl with the
Scissor a no – no since it might gift bad ideas to you know who!. As a
Male I only have one and I don’t want to lose it.
This is a true picture at some of the restroom in Bangkok Thailand. So
if you are visiting Thailand, don’t miss out the trip to the local
restroom.

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-Picture of smiley cat!

That’s all Folk, Futher ado, check out


http://don-quixote-blog.blogspot.com/
or http://www.lulu.com/content/432010

For more pages and latest joke,

God bless all the smiley cats

- Picture of smiley cat are taken from-


www.funnyville.com/funny-pictures/cat-smile.jpg

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