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Here is the speech of William Wallace from "Braveheart": "I am William Wallace.

And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to fight as free men. And free man you are! What will you do without freedom? Will you fight?" "Two thousand against ten?" - the veteran shouted. "No! We will run - and live!" "Yes!" Wallace shouted back. "Fight and you may die. Run and you will live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one cahnce, to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our freedom!"

1. Warden Samuel Norton: I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank. 2. Red: The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks. 3. Red: I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free. 4. Warden Samuel Norton: Salvation lies within. 5. Andy Dufresne: I guess it comes down to a simple choice really. Get busy living, or get busy dying. 6. Red: I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Andy would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Andy - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him. 7. Andy Dufresne: It's my life. Don't you understand? IT'S MY LIFE! 8. Red: These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized.

But it's an easy fix. Red: In 1966.9. Is there anything I can get you. I mean. The guards simply didn't notice. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it. Nick Naylor: Cigarettes in space? Jeff Megall: It's the final frontier. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes. that's the length of five football fields. like an orange juice. damn near worn down to the nub. or a coffee. and a big goddamn poster. whatever device. Like I said. That. I don't give a shit. Andy decided he'd been here just about long enough. That's all it takes really. how often do you really look at a mans shoes? Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine. Andy loved geology. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. or maybe I just don't want to.. Jack: Okay.' Share this quote [From trailer] Jack: Okay.. I look back on the way I was then: a young. million years of mountain building there.. and time. Turns out Andy's favorite hobby was totin' his wall out into the exercise yard. Neither did I. sonny. I got to live with that. Nick. Old Andy did it in less than twenty. [High fives Joey] Share this quote . But I can't. 10. Because to tell you the truth. I'm gonna bring your dad in now. One line of dialogue. Nick Naylor: But wouldn't they blow up in an all oxygen environment? Jeff Megall: Probably. Red: There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Five hundred yards. a handful at a time. and an old rock hammer. I want to try and talk some sense to him. Nick Naylor: The message Hollywood needs to send out is 'Smoking Is Cool!' Share this quote Jeff Megall: Sony has a futuristic sci-fi movie they're looking to make. pressure. or because you think I should. I want to talk to him. and stop wasting my time. seriously. An ice age here. thanks. So you go on and stamp your form. just shy of half a mile. Andy did like he was told. Not because I'm in here. I guess after Tommy was killed. Oh. a bar of soap. 'Thank God we invented the. tell him the way things are. you know. buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left.. Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison.. stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. in prison a man will do most anything to keep his mind occupied. I imagine it appealed to his meticulous nature. or a Red Bull? Joey Naylor: No. Geology is the study of pressure and time..

The job is almost done for us. is falling like a shit from heaven! We don't sell Tic Tacs for Christ's sake. And they're cool and available and *addictive*. covered in nicotine patches with a sign across your chest that said. Share this quote Brad: Nick. You're the guy fucking his mom. D. Share this quote Lorne Lutch: You look like a nice enough fella." Nick Naylor: [to self] The Yuppie Nuremberg defense. Bobby Jay. and *addictive*. Nick Naylor: Brad.. I hope you understand that second hand smoke's a real killer. we sell cigarettes. The job is almost done for us! Share this quote Nick Naylor: [out loud] "I just need to pay the mortgage. what is going on out there? I look down this table. our bread and butter. What are you doing working for these assholes? Nick Naylor: I'm good at it. Lorne Lutch: Aw.C. Share this quote BR: People. Brad: That was unnecessary. I was good at shooting VC. laying in Lincoln's crotch. I'm his *father*. Polly Bailey: He doesn't need to hear the details. hell. I didn't make it my career. And they're cool. Bobby Jay Bliss: It was some pretty fucked up shit. all I see are white flags. Better at doing this than I ever was at doing anything else. Nick Naylor: What are you talking about? Brad: I just hope you're providing a smoke-free environment for Joey is all I'm saying. could shoot college students. police found you naked. Share this quote Joey Naylor: You're The Sultan of Spin! Nick Naylor: "The Sultan of Spin"? Joey Naylor: Mom subscribes to Newsweek. available. Teen smoking. your job and everything aside. Polly Bailey: Shh! Share this quote Joey Naylor: Why did you tell that reporter all your secrets? Nick Naylor: You're too young to understand. Share this quote Nick Naylor: After watching the footage of the Kent State shootings. . We sell cigarettes. Share this quote Bobby Jay Bliss: The way I heard it. too. then seventeen. Our numbers are down all across the board. signed up for the National Guard so that he. son..BR: We don't sell Tic Tacs.

Share this quote Nick Naylor: Polly works for the Moderation Council. He is a 15 year old freshman from Racine.The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese! Share this quote BR: This. Robin tells me he has quit smoking. she's the woman that got the pope to endorse red wine. Polly quickly developed a tolerance usually reserved for Irish dockworkers. Robin's future looked very. He enjoys studying history. Share this quote Nick Naylor: Right there. the sweatshop foreman. looking into Joey's eyes. In our world. a very tough kind of cancer. Nick Naylor: Depends on the tits. Nick Naylor: Well. Share this quote Senator Ortolan Finistirre: That's ludicrous . Defending the defenseless.. environmentalist... Share this quote [first lines] Joan Lunden: Robin Williger. .. Polly Bailey: Baby seal poacher? Bobby Jay Bliss: Even *I* think that's kind of cruel.. currently there is no direct evidence that links cellphone usage to brain cancer. it all came back in a rush. the oil driller. I talk. Share this quote Polly Bailey: How about it Nick. protecting the disenfranchised corporations that have been abandoned by their very own consumers: the logger. Why I do what I do. are you a tit man? Bobby Jay Bliss: Don't answer that. Share this quote Dennis Miller: Now we'll take a break. the baby seal poacher. But recently he was diagnosed with cancer. Everyone has a talent. he's on the debate team.. practise these words in front of the mirror: Although we are constantly exploring the subject. that's one theory. Charles Manson kills people. A casual drinker by the age of 14. Subtitle: Pussy. very bright. that's a trap. Share this quote [last lines] Nick Naylor: Gentlemen. Nick Naylor: Michael Jordan plays ball. the land mine developer. I need to fire a call screener. Wisconsin.Joey Naylor: Mom says it's because you have dependency issues and it was all just a matter of time before you threw it all away on some tramp.

Share this quote Nick Naylor: Now what we need is a smoking role model. profiteer and my personal favorite. then she's hardly a credible expert. Nick Naylor: A scientific researcher of some kind? Kid #3: No. blood sucker." Share this quote Jack: [In Elevator] Did you hear that? Nick Naylor: [pause] No. Share this quote Jeff Megall: [Talking to Nick on the phone. Share this quote Jack: That sand's not gonna rake itself. pimp. Nick Naylor: Well. Share this quote BR: The rest of you people go slam your fuckin' brains against your desks until something useful comes out! Share this quote .. Jack: Exactly. Share this quote BR: [BR is reading Heather's damning article] Bitch. late at night] Gotta go. A real winner. Nick Naylor: Oh. Nick Naylor: When do you sleep? Jeff Megall: [pause] Sunday. is your Mommy a doctor? Kid #3: No. Hiroshi. Nick Naylor: Whore. Jeff Megall: Indiana Jones meets Jerry Maguire. on two packs a day. moral flexibility. Share this quote Kid #3: My Mommy says smoking kills. It's 7 AM in the Old Empire. Nick Naylor: Right. yuppie Mephistopheles.. Share this quote Heather Holloway: My other interviews have pinned you as a mass murderer. and he no longer thinks that cigarettes are "cool. London.though. is she? Share this quote Nick Naylor: My job requires a certain.

I'm after them... Share this quote Nick Naylor: You know the guy who can pick up any girl? I'm him. Joey Naylor: No.. Joey Naylor: But you still didn't convince me Nick Naylor: It's that I'm not after you. Joey Naylor: But you can't always be right. Share this quote Joey Naylor: Dad. you'd say. Share this quote Nick Naylor: My point is that you have to think for yourself. you're never wrong. Nick Naylor: Oh! So it's all chocolate for you is it? Joey Naylor: Yes. if you argue correctly.Nick Naylor: That's the beauty of argument.. Joey Naylor: But what if you are wrong? Nick Naylor: OK.. Joey Naylor: . I believe that we need freedom. and I'm defending vanilla. And choice when it comes to our ice-cream. Share this quote Joey Naylor: . let's say that you're defending chocolate. and if you're wrong I'm right. Now if I were to say to you: 'Vanilla is the best flavour ice-cream'. passes through] Bobby Jay Bliss: [to Nick and Polly] You guys go on ahead.. I proved that you're wrong.so what happens when you're wrong? Nick Naylor: Whoa.... I'll ask you: so you think chocolate is the end all and the all of ice-cream.. the firearms lobbyist. I need more than chocolate. but you can't win that argument.. do you? Joey Naylor: It's the best ice-cream. If your parents told you that chocolate was dangerous would you take their word for it? [Children say no] . Joey Naylor: But that's not what we're talking about Nick Naylor: Ah! But that's what I'm talking about... chocolate is. if it's your job to be right. On crack. then you're never wrong. so. Joey I'm never wrong.but you didn't prove that vanilla was the best. chocolate is all I need. that is the defintion of liberty. why is the American government the best government? Nick Naylor: Because of our endless appeals system. which beeps as Bobby Jay. [points into the crowd] Share this quote [the Merchants of Death pass through a metal detector. Asian shit.. and that Joey Naylor. Jeff just loves. Nick Naylor: Well. Share this quote Jack: As you can see. this might take a while. Nick Naylor: I didn't have to. Nick Naylor: Exactly. Nick Naylor: Well. I wouldn't order any other. and for that matter I need more than vanilla.

women and children. Big Tobacco. Share this quote BR: Oh. Share this quote Lorne Lutch: I didn't even smoke Marlboros. Share this quote Nick Naylor: Few people on this planet knows what it is to be truly despised. Share this quote Nick Naylor: I don't have a MD or law degree. Jack: Quarterback. Nick Naylor: Nick Naylor. you got me! Jack: [to Nick and Joey Naylor] Inside joke. stop. and me. I have a bachelor's in kicking butt and taking names.. . Share this quote Jeff Megall: Oh. anything I should be worried about? Nick Naylor: Yeah. Genghis. Apparently they have it in for us. Next thing I know. Can you blame them? I earn a living fronting an organization that kills 1200 people a day. BR: Fuckers. Share this quote Joey Naylor: [as Nick comes to speak to Joey's class about his job] Please don't ruin my childhood. We're talking two jumbo jet plane loads of men. the Colonel Sanders of nicotine. he'll be telling you what position I used to play for the Bruins. Nick Naylor. Nick Naylor: Really? BR: Yeah.Nick Naylor: Exactly! So perhaps instead of acting like sheep when it comes to cigarettes you should find out for yourself.. I smoked Kools. I heard the Heather Holloway article is coming out tomorrow. Twelve hundred people. there's Attila. The face of cigarettes. I mean. Share this quote [Nick and Heather are introducing themselves to each other] Heather Holloway: Heather Holloway. Share this quote Jack: I'm going to impale your mom on a spike and feed her dead body to my dog with syphilis. Share this quote [after one of Naylor's speeches] Trainee: That was awesome! Nick Naylor: Thank you. Brad: Ha. the Cancer Association.

Nick Naylor: It's more complicated then that. It comes from our teachers. Heather Holloway: Okay. but rather for those who don't know. I'm not sure it's appropriate for your father to bring you on a business trip. is it possible that you're taking the frustration of your failed marriage out on me? Jill Naylor: Excuse me? Joey Naylor: This California trip seems like a great learning opportunity and a chance for me to get to know my father. practice these words in front of the mirror: Although we are constantly exploring the subject. It doesn't come off the side of a cigarette carton. why can't I go to California? Jill Naylor: Because..Heather Holloway: [holds up tape recorder] Is this kosher? Nick Naylor: Only if I can call you Heather. So. when someone smokes in the movies. California's just not a safe place. But if you think it's more important to use me to channel your frustration against the man you no longer love. our parents. Heather Holloway: Nick. And besides. and more importantly. Heather Holloway: By all means. Joey Naylor: Appropriate for who? Jill Naylor: What? Joey Naylor: Mom. It's called education. Mr.. Share this quote Joey Naylor: Mom. go work for the Red Cross. Joey Naylor: You're just making it more complicated so that you can feel sorry for yourself. Nick Naylor: [interrupting] Nick. Share this quote Nick Naylor: Gentlemen. Joey. currently there is no direct evidence that links cell phone usage to brain cancer." Share this quote Nick Naylor: These days. I'll understand. Like you always said. Let's start with. Share this quote Senator Lothridge: Now as we discussed earlier.. Is it good? Nick Naylor: "Good"? It'll make you believe in God. they're either a psychopath. or a European. Nick Naylor: '82 Margaux.. What about the children? Nick Naylor: Gentleman. Share this quote Joey Naylor: Why are you hiding from everyone? Nick Naylor: It has something to do with being generally hated right now. these warning labels are not for those who know. Naylor. It is the job of every parent to warn their children of all the dangers of the world including cigarettes so that one day when they . "If you want an easy job. Joey Naylor: But it's your job to be generally hated...

they can choose for themselves. Naylor. I think you'd be hard pressed to find someone who really believes that cigarettes are not potentially harmful. Nick Naylor: My name is Nick Naylor. Senator Ortolan Finistirre: And what. Senator Ortolan Finistirre: I'm sure the health community is thrilled. yes. and current occupation. Senator Dupree. In fact. Nick Naylor: Yet. I live at 6000 Massachusetts Avenue. Senator Dupree: The warning symbol is a reminder. suck charcoal. Polly Bailey.show of hands . address. can lead to lung cancer and lead to other respiratory conditions such as emphysema. Mr. Nick Naylor: Yes. if we want to remind people of danger why don't we slap a skull and crossbones on all Boeing airplanes. Share this quote Senator Ortolan Finistirre: Please state your name. many things actually. We're hear to examine the possibility of a warning label on cigarettes. I mean . what was required of you? What did you do? Nick Naylor: I informed the public of all the research performed in the investigation on the effects of tobacco. I have to ask you out of formality. Senator Ortolan Finistirre: That's the cigarette companies. do you believe that smoking cigarettes. maybe we should change our slogan to "If you must drink and drive. Nick Naylor: I'm sorry.get older. Naylor. campaign contributions don't affect yours. who provides the financial background for the Academy of Tobacco Studies? Nick Naylor: Conglomerated Tobacco.Who out here thinks that cigarettes aren't dangerous? Share this quote Senator Dupree: Mr. a reminder of the dangers of smoking cigarettes. Naylor is not hear to testify on the goings on of the Academy of Tobacco Studies. Now. Senator Ortolan Finistirre: Do you think that might affect their priorities? Nick Naylor: No. as Vice President of the Academy of Tobacco Studies. Share this quote Bobby Jay Bliss: Did you know that you can fool the breathalizer test by chewing on activated charcoal tablets? Polly Bailey: Well. Nick Naylor: For the most part. Senator Ortolan Finistirre: Mr. Mr. there's no need for theatrics. Nick Naylor: Well. Just as. Why just the other day they uncovered evidence that smoking can offset Parkinson's disease." Nick Naylor: Won't the police ask about the charcoal in your mouth? Bobby Jay Bliss: There's not a law against charcoal. so far. Senator Lothridge. I just don't see the point in a warning label for something people already know. And all Fords. over time. Naylor. Naylor. I'm sure. Senator Lothridge: Mr. I am currently unemployed but until recently I was the Vice President of the Academy of Tobacco Studies. . has the Academy concluded in their investigation into the effects of tobacco? Nick Naylor: Well.

would you condone him smoking? Nick Naylor: Well. not cars cigarettes. What of your own? What are you going to do when he turns 18? Nick Naylor: If he really wants a cigarette. And I'm proud of that. clogging the nation's arteries with Vermont Cheddar Cheese. it comes from our teachers. Naylor. but I guess you kinda have to. Nick Naylor: Oh. Senator Ortolan Finistirre: I don't follow you. Share this quote Jack: Alright come here. Senator Ortolan Finistirre: That is lu .. Jack: See that big white one right there? . Senator Ortolan Finistirre: Well. including cigarettes. If we want to talk numbers. kinda makes you wanna stop eating sushi. and I can't help but think that I am responsible for his growth and his development. I'll buy him his first pack. Share this quote Nick Naylor: Most people have this image in their heads of tobacco executives jet-setting around the world on private planes. My people cram themselves into a tiny seat. That would be illegal.. The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese! Senator Lothridge: Mr. and more importantly our parents. Naylor. [points in pool of fish] Jack: It's 7000 dollars. I've paid for my flight. and dream of the moment when they can stuff their face with fresh tobacco. What are you going to do when he turns 18? C'mon.like one of your ludicrous cigarette advertisements? You seem to have to have a lot to say about how we should raise our children. What about the children? Nick Naylor: Gentlemen. Senator Ortolan Finistirre: Yes. That one right there. The death toll from airline and automobile accidents doesn't even skim the surface cigarettes. this is my favourite part. And here comes Senator Finistirre whose fine state is. it's called education. this from a Senator who calls Vermont home. having said that. I like to ride with the people. eating foie gras as they count their money. Nick Naylor: 7000 for a fish? Jack: Yep. Know your clients. how about the millions of people dying of heart attacks? Perhaps Vermont Cheddar should come with a skull and crossbones. the real demonstrated #1 killer in America is cholesterol.. If I can convince just one of these kids to pick up smoking. pop a Xanex. Now as we discussed earlier these warning labels are not for those who know but rather for those who don't know. Round trip! Share this quote Nurse: You woke up? Nick Naylor: [off camera] Perhaps a bad choice of inflection. I look at my son who was kind enough to come with me today. Mr. They don't even compare. I've heard you deliver that line on 20/20.not planes. It is the job of every parent to warn their children of all the dangers of the world. Naylor. He's not 18. Not me. It doesn't come off the side of a cigarette carton. On his 18th birthday will you share a cigarette with him? Will you spend a lovely afternoon .Senator Ortolan Finistirre: That is ridiculous. Mr. so that one day when they get older they can choose for themselves. I regret to say. but enough dancing. Nick Naylor: Well. we are here to discuss cigarettes . of course not.

I get paid to talk. Share this quote Joey Naylor: Dad. These guys realized quick if they were gonna claim cigarettes were not addictive they better have proof. It was established by seven gentlemen you may recognize from C-Span. He's been testing the link between nicotine and lung cancer for thirty years. and hasn't found any conclusive results. then seventeen. don't do drugs. But. Well you know without all the espionage.E.. Can you blame them? I earn a living fronting an organizing that kills one thousand two hundred human beings a day. Erhardt Von Grupten Mundt. so Bobby Jay ended up shooting Panamanians instead.[points again] Jack: Swear to you. cigarettes for the homeless.F. I won't go into the details. Genghis. the Academy of Tobacco Studies. We're talking two jumbo jet plane loads of men. gift from Oprah. I have a baccalaureate in kicking ass and taking names. That's where I come in. Share this quote Nick Naylor: The man's a genius. Which is almost as fun as shooting college students. Most importantly we got spin control. uh that's awful Heather Holloway: Any better than sector sixes Nick Naylor: right Heather Holloway: Oh my God Nick. I'm . he could disprove gravity. the Society for the Advancement of Firearms and Effective Training for Youth. and me. the National Guard recruiter was out to lunch. he could disprove gravity. we'll call them hobos Nick Naylor: Hahaha.A. We draft them out of Ivy League law schools and give them timeshares and sports cars. women. The man's a genius. You know that guy who can pick up any girl. only they shoot back.T. signed up for the National Guard so that he too could shoot college students. I don't have an MD or law degree. Nick Naylor the face of cigarettes.Y. why is American government the best government? Nick Naylor: Because of our endless appeal system. Then we got our sharks. This is the man they rely on. You gotta be kidding me Heather Holloway: I wanna fuck you while I watch you on TV Nick Naylor: And they call me sick Heather Holloway: Hurry before your segment ends Nick Naylor: Alright Share this quote Nick Naylor: Bobby Jay works for S. 12000. Bobby Jay. you are on TV Nick Naylor: Lobbyist on the lookout. its like looking in the mirror Heather Holloway: New idea. and children. I mean there's Attila. They found him in Germany. Share this quote Nick Naylor: Few people on this planet know what it is to be truly despised. the colonel sanders of nicotine. This is where I work. Share this quote Heather Holloway: This is Nick Naylor telling you kids. twelve hundred people. smoke cigarettes Nick Naylor: That's really great. After watching the footage of the Kent State shootings. It's just like a John Grisham novel.

I tried to warn you. but why I feel sorry when he loose from Madrid. did you? [Nick doesn't answer] Polly Bailey: When? Bobby Jay Bliss: In passing. You didn't fuck her. maybe in passing. he fucked her. Polly Bailey: Hey.. .. Share this quote Nick Naylor: That's disgusting! Bobby Jay Bliss: It's American.. Polly Bailey: In passing.. I mean. did you? Nick Naylor: Who? Heather? No!. Share this quote Polly Bailey: You didn't tell her about us. Bobby Jay Bliss: Oh God.him on crack. Share this quote What really drive a man? What make him passionate I don’t really know barca. he didn't fuck her.